#aro jack sparrow

[sunny-rants]

I am in a constant state of indecision

[vroomvroomwee]

Remember when 20 motherfucking years ago a character got created who said "my first and only love is the sea" and then the writers and producers actually committed in validating said characters aro allo identity and didn't give him a romantic love interest even though there was pressure from the audiences to have him settle down and said character proceeded to become one of the most popular and beloved movie icons of the century. Yeah...

[takemetowonderlan-d]

Headcanon - Jack Sparrow is aromantic / caedromantic

[lokiiied]

i love pirates of the gayerbilesbian

[demonmoonsupreme]

Since I’m obviously lost down the rabbit hole that is potc ( :/ ) I might as well just document my recent Elizabeth Swann headcanon:

Elizabeth is aromantic. She’s Pirate King, she captains her own ship, she desires fiercely, and does not hesitate to make a conquest. She’s married to William Turner, captain of the Flying Dutchman and transporter of souls lost at sea to the underworld. (‘But you said she’s aro?’ I can hear some of you ask.) She is. She desired Will, and he’s in love with her to boot; an easy conquest that sated one of her many desires. But she can only be with William one day every 10 years. To Be Clear: she’s non-monogamous by choice, not necessity. She wants Jack Sparrow. For their kindred spirits, for their overwrought sensuality, for their love of freedom, desire to push limits, and for each of their own brazen individualities. Sometimes, they are working in tandem — only when it’s to one of their benefits, to be sure — and when they’re together it’s electric. Being desired, being chosen, being put above all else turns Elizabeth on. And James Norrington does just that. {he didn’t die bcs i said so} They saved each other one fateful night on the Flying Dutchman before William’s reign as captain, and the rest is sort of history. Under the battle hardened façade of a former soldier, he’s attentive, loyal, and his pragmatism is grounding for Elizabeth when she needs it after a particularly onerous journey at sea. They are not married on paper, but James is Elizabeth’s househusband. She implicitly trusts him as Henry Turner’s guardian when she is not ashore. And when Lavinia Norrington comes along, James manages both of Elizabeth’s children as reverently as he cares for the Pirate King.

Elizabeth loves William Turner. Elizabeth loves Jack Sparrow. Elizabeth loves James Norrington. But— she is in love with none of these men. She does not desire to be in love anymore than she feels it. She follows her desires whether they be for companionship, carnal satisfaction, naval escapades, or comfort as she sees fit.

Or maybe I’m just projecting.

[aggressivelyarospec]

Here are a few songs that may or may not have been added!

- Bag End by The Original Score of The Hobbit (Bilbo Baggins has always seemed gay aro-spec coded to me)

- He's A Pirate by The Original Score of Pirates of The Caribbean (this one may have already been added? but Jack Sparrow is peak bi aroallo no question)

- Don't Fence Me In by Bing Cosby & The Andrew Sisters (my personal interpretation of this song is both the singer and background singers not wanting to be tied down in a relationship that would result in a nuclear white picket fence family)

- Guys & Dolls by The Original Cast of Guys & Dolls, Walter Bobbie & J. K. Simmons (has this already been added? it's very much two aros lamenting over their alloro friends falling in love)

- Get Some by Ghosted, kamille (very sex-favorable aroallo, I won't be surprised if it's been suggested already)

- Lithromantic by weeklyn, Crynode (as the title suggests it's about being lithro. It does have a more "sad" view on being lithro, so sorry to any lithromantics that are searching for more happy songs)

- Rock That Body by Black Eyed Peas (very aroallo coded)

- Why Should I Worry from Oliver & Company by Dan Hartman, Charlie Midnight, Billy Joel (just gives off aro vibes)

So sorry if a lot of these have already been added 😔

Get Some and Lithromantic have already been submitted here and here, but we'll add the others.

Bag End by The Original Score of The Hobbit

He's A Pirate by The Original Score of Pirates of The Caribbean

Don't Fence Me In by Bing Cosby & The Andrew Sisters

Oh, give me land, lots of land under starry skies above, Don't fence me in.

Guys & Dolls by The Original Cast of Guys & Dolls, Walter Bobbie & J. K. Simmons

Love is the thing that has nipped them. And it looks like Nathan′s just another victim.

Rock That Body by Black Eyed Peas

I wanna dance, I wanna dance in the light I wanna rock, I wanna rock yo body,

Why Should I Worry from Oliver & Company by Dan Hartman, Charlie Midnight, Billy Joel

I may not have a dime But I got street savoir-faire

Added!

[thatrandomartistjavi]

Actors that were in Alice in Wonderland media and where you might know them better from. Part 3: 2000s-2020s

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3(you're here!!)

American McGee(2000)-

Susie Brann as Alice: The Groke from Moominvalley(2019) Roger L. Jackson as the Cheshire Cat(and many others): Ghostface voice from the Scream franchise Mojo Jojo from The Powerpuff Girls Hol Horse from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Jarion Monroe as the Caterpillar: Dr. Kaufmann from Silent Hill

What's the Matter with Hatter(2007)-

Lewis MacLeod as the Hatter: Sebulba from Star Wars Episode I- The Phantom Menace Principal Brown/Rocky Robinson/Mr. Small/Miss Simian/the Doughnut Sheriff from The Amazing World of Gumball(season 1)

SyFy(2009)-

Caterina Scorsone as Alice Hamilton: Dr. Anelia Sheperd from Grey's Anatomy Matt Frewer as Charlie the White Knight: Russell Thompson Sr. from Honey, I Shrunk the Kids! Panic from Hercules Pink Panther from The Pink Panther(1993) Chaos from Aladdin the Animated Series(the one exception to the No one time characters rule because I love Chaos) Kathy Bates as the Queen of Hearts: Margaret "Molly" Brown from Titanic Tim Curry as the Dodo: Dr. Frank N. Furter from The Rocky Horror Show/The Rocky Horror Picture Show Wadsworth from Clue Mr. Hector from Home Alone 2- Lost in New York Long John Silver from Muppet Treasure Island Pennywise the Clown/It from It(1990) Hexxus from Ferngully- The Last Rainforest The Cat King from The Cat Returns Taurus Bulba from Darkwing Duck Nigel Thornberry from The Wild Thornberrys Chancellor Palpatine from Star Wars- The Clone Wars S.I.R. from ExtraTERRORestrial Alien Encounter Harry Dean Stanton as the Caterpillar: Balthazar from Rango Brett from Alien Brave Hearts Lion from The Care Bears Movie Timothy Webber as the Carpenter/Alice's dad: The Apprentice from Once Upon a Time

Malice in Wonderland(2009)-

Maggie Grace as Alice: Irina from Twilight- Breaking Dawn Shannon Ruthenford from Lost Nathaniel Park as Harry Hunt: Master Edward Gracey from The Haunted Mansion(2003) Pam Ferris as Duchey: Miss Agatha Trunchbull from Matilda

Tim Burton(2010)-

Johnny Depp as Tarrant Hightopp: Edward Scissorhands from Edward Scissorhands Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean Willy Wonka from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Victor Van Dort from Corpse Bride Sweeney Todd from Sweeney Todd- The Demon Barber of Fleet Street(movie) Rango from Rango Helena Bonham Carter as Iracebeth of Crims: Emily from Corpse Bride Ms. Lovett from Sweeney Todd- The Demon Barber of Fleet Street(movie) Bellatrix Lestrange from Harry Potter franchise Mme. Thénardier from Les Misérables(2012) Fairy Godmother from Cinderella(2015) Anne Hathaway as Mirana of Marmoreal: Mia Thermopolis from The Princess Diaries Haru Yoshioka from The Cat Returns Red Puckett from Hoodwinked Jewel from Rio Fantine from Les Misérables(2012) Crispin Glover as Ilosovic Stayne: George McFly from Back to the Future Matt Lucas as the Tweedles: Sparx from AstroBoy(2009) Benny from Gnomeo & Juliet Gerarld Prodnose from Wonka Nardole from Doctor Who Frances de la Tour as Aunt Imogene: Madame Maxime from Harry Potter franchise Leo Bill as Hamish Ascot: Headmaster from Cruella Marton Csokas as Charles Kingsleigh: Lord Celeborn from The Lord of the Rings Lindsay Duncan as Helen Kingsleigh: Queen Annis from Merlin(2011) Tim Pigott-Smith as Lord Ascot: Sir Philip Tapsell from Downtown Abbey Geraldine James as Lady Ascot: Marilla Cuthbert from Anne with an E Michael Sheen as Nivens McTwisp: Dr. Griffiths from Tinker Bell and the Great Fairy Rescue Aro from Twilight-Breaking Dawn Aziraphale from Good Omens Alan Rickman as Absolem: Hans Gruber from Die Hard Severus Snape from Harry Potter franchise Judge Turpin from Sweeney Todd- The Demon Barber of Fleet Street(movie) Stephen Fry as Chessur: Narrator from Pocoyo Master of Lake-town from The Hobbit Barbara Windsor as Mallymkun: Blonde from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Timothy Spall as Bayard Hamar: Nick from Chicken Run Mr. Poe from A Series of Unfortunate Events(2004) Peter Pettigrew from Harry Potter franchise Beadle Bamford from Sweeney Todd- The Demon Barber of Fleet Street(movie) Paul Whitehouse as Thackery Earwicket: William Van Dort from Corpse Bride Michael Gough as Uilleam: Alfred Pennyworth from Burton Batman and its sequels Elder Gutknecht from Corpse Bride Christopher Lee as Jabberwocky: Saruman from The Lord of the Rings Dr. Wilbur Wonka from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Pastor Galswells from Corpse Bride Imelda Staunton as Talking Flowers: Bunty from Chicken Run Dolores Umbridge from Harry Potter franchise Knotgrass from Maleficent Aunt Lucy from Paddington Jim Carter as the Executioner: Mr. Charles Carson from Downtown Abbey

Wonderland the Musical(2011)-

Janet Dacal as Alice Stetson/Cornwinkle: Carla from In the Heights Nikki Snelson as the Hatter(2009-2010): Brooke Wyndam from Legally Blonde the Musical Kate Shindle as the Hatter(2011): Vivienne Kensington from Legally Blonde the Musical Jose Llana as El Gato: Chip Tolentino from 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee Karen Mason as the Queen of Hearts: Tanya from Mamma Mia!(musical)

Royal Opera House ballet(2011)-

Steven McRae as the Hatter: Skimbleshanks from Cats(movie)

Once Upon a Time in Wonderland(2013)-

Sebastian Stan as Jefferson: Bucky Barnes/The Winter Soldier from the Marvel Cinematic Universe Keith David as the Cheshire Cat: Dr. Facilier from The Princess and the Frog Husk from Hazbin Hotel President from Rick and Morty Glossaryck from Star vs the Forces of Evil King Andrias Leviathan from Amphibia The Cat from Coraline Goliath from Gargoyles Arbiter from Halo 2 Millie Bobby Brown as Young Alice: Eleven from Strangers Things John Lithgow as Percy the White Rabbit: Reverend Shaw Moore from Footloose Lord Farquaad from Shrek

Ever After High(2013)-

Cindy Robinson as Madeline Hatter: Sirene/Psycho Jenny from Devilman Crybaby Leap from LeapFrog Jackson Jekyll/Holt Hyde/Operetta from Monster High(2010) Amy Rose from the Sonic franchise(since 2010) Wendee Lee as Lizzie Hearts: Faye Valentine from Cowboy Bepop Konata Izumi from Lucky Star Lisa Lisa from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Nefera de Nile from Monster High(2010) Bekka Prewitt as Kitty Cheshire: Bela Dimitrescu from Resident Evil Village Robbie Daymond as Alistair Wonderland: Megumi Fushiguro from Jujutsu Kaisen Raymond from Ok K.O.! Let's Be Heroes Jesse Cosay from Infinity Train Ice Prince from Fionna and Cake Stardust Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom Karen Strassman as Bunny Blanc/Queen of Hearts: Miyuki Takara from Lucky Star Olivia from Lego Friends Elissabat/Catty Noir from Monster High(2010) Rouge the Bat from the Sonic franchise(since 2010) Josey Montana McCoy as Chase Redford: Kaeya from Genshin Impact Neighton Rot/Victor Frankenstein from Monster High(2010) Paula Rhodes as Courtly Jester: Stacie from Barbie- Life in the Dreamhouse Scarah Screams/Sirena Von Boo from Monster High(2010) Macaron Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom Julie Maddalena as the Cheshire Cat: Venus McFlytrap/Robecca Steam from Monster High(2010) Marc Grane as the Mad Hatter: Mr. Zurkon from Ratchet and Clank

Dora in Wonderland(2014)-

Mel Brooks as the Hatter: Professor Max Krassman from The Muppet Movie Vlad Dracula from Hotel Transylvannia 2 Alan Cumming as the White Rabbit: Floop from Spy Kids The Emcee from Cabaret(1993,1998) Sara Ramirez as the Queen of Hearts: Calliope Torres from Grey's Anatomy Queen Miranda from Sofia the First

Through the Looking Glass(2016)-

Sacha Baron Cohen as Time: King Julien XIII from Madagascar Signor Adolfo Pirelli from Sweeney Todd- The Demon Barber of Fleet Street(movie) Uncle Ugo from Luca Matt Vogel as Wilkins: Big Bird(since 1998)/Count Von Count(since 2013) from Sesame Street Uncle Deadly/Floyd Pepper/Sweetums/Lew Zealand/Crazy Harry/Camilla the Chicken/Robin the Frog from The Muppets(since 2008) Kermit the Frog from The Muppets(since 2020) Rhys Ifans as Zanik Hightopp: Xenophilius Lovegood from Harry Potter franchise Curt Connors/The Lizard from Amazing Spider-Man Richard Armitage as King Oleron: Thorin Oakenshield from The Hobbit Hattie Morahan as Queen Elsemere: Enchantress from Beauty and the Beast(2017) Kyle Herbert as Young Bayard: Big the Cat from Sonic Frontiers Wally Wingert as Humpty Dumpty: Almighty Tallest Red from Invader Zim Time from Disney Infinity 3.0 Riddler from Lego DC Super Villains/Batman-Arkham Hank Pym from Avengers- Earth's Mightiest Heroes Jon Arbuckle from The Garfield Show(2008) Renji Abari from Bleach

Alice By Heart(2019)-

Colton Ryan as Alfred Halam/White Rabbit: Connor Murphy from Dear Evan Hansen(movie) Wesley Taylor as Harold Pudding/Hatter: Sheldon Plankton from Spongebob Squarepants the Musical Honorable Mentions that have no footage of them playing the characters: Mike Faist as Alfred Halam/White Rabbit- Connor Murphy from Dear Evan Hansen(musical) Ben Platt as Alfred Halam/White Rabbit- Evan Hansen from Dear Evan Hansen Phillipa Soo as Tabitha/Cheshire Puss- Eliza Schuyler from Hamilton Anthony Ramos as Angus/Caterpillar- Phillip Hamilton from Hamilton

Come Away(2020)-

Angelina Jolie as Rose Littleton/Queen of Hearts: Maleficent from Maleficent Lola from Shark Tale Tigress from Kung Fu Panda

Alice's Wonderland Bakery(2022)-

Audrey Wasilewski as Dinah/Three Anne: Tucker Carbuckle from My Life as a Teenage Robot Arlene from Garfield(2009) Ortensia from Epic Mickey franchise Stealth Elf from Skylanders Megan Olsen from Infinity Train Craig Ferguson as Doorknob: Gobber from How to Train Your Dragon Owl from Winnie the Pooh(2011) Lord Macintosh from Brave Eden Espinosa as the Queen Valentina of Hearts: Cassandra from Tangled the Series Bobby Moynihan as Tweedle Don't/Dill: Panda from We Bare Bears Louie from Ducktales(2017) Dude from Descendants Donald Faison as Harry the March Hare: Christopher Turk from Scrubs Max Mittelman as Cheshire Cat: Saitama from One-Punch Man Plaqq from Miraculous Ladybug Ryuji Sakamoto from Persona 5 Red Velvet Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom Arataki Itto from Genshin Impact George Salazar as Dad Hatter: Michael Mell from Be More Chill Grover from The Lightning Thief Musical Mandy Gonzalez as Mother Rose: Nina Rosario from In the Heights Yvette Nicole Brown as Mama Rabbit: Coach Roberts from Inside Out 2 Lesley Nicol as Iris: Mrs. Patmore from Downtown Abbey Merle Dandridge as the Silver Queen: Alyx Vance from Half-Life Marlene from The Last of Us Ana Gasteyer as Kiki the Caterpillar: Betsy Heron from Mean Girls Lamorne Morris as Dandy: Winston Bishop from New Girl Christopher Fitzgerald as Thistle: Boq from Wicked Ogie Anhorn from Waitress Matthew Moy as David of Spades: Lars Barriga from Steven Universe Shroomboom from Skylanders James Monroe Iglehart as Oliver the Onion: Genie from Aladdin on Broadway Asmodeus/Vortex from Helluva Boss Zestial from Hazbin Hotel Kausar Mohammed as Ms. Parvaneh: Yasmina Fadoula from Jurassic World- Camp Cretaceaus/Chaos Theory Cleo de Nile from Monster High(2022) Mark Williams as Ribbitton: Arthur Weasley from Harry Potter franchise Horace from 101 Dalmatians(1996) Karen Fukuhara as Sakura: Katana from Suicide Squad(2016) Glimmer from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power(2018) Kipo Oak from Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts Isabella Abiera as Milly the Carpenter: Hazel from Infinity Train Dee Bradley Baker as Jabbie the Jabberwock: Perry the Platypus from Phineas and Ferb

Rise of Red(2024)-

Leonardo Nam as Maddox Hatter: Felix Lutz from Westworld Kylie Cantrall as Princess Red of Hearts: Dani from High School Musical-The Musical The Series(season 4)

[rattenmann]

POTC sexuality's (In my opinion)

Jack Sparrow: pan, cause he’s willing to date or flirt with anyone if he wants to

Will Turner: boy bi, just look at him

Barbossa: bi, he and jack relationship is like a love hate relationship and also Margaret smith

Elizabeth: Bi, she looks and acts bi

Beckett: gay and ace or aro ace, he has had bad experiences with sex before and also I doubt he likes women or anyone romantically

James norrington: straight ally. He’s in love with Elizabeth, and even though I do love sparrington, I doubt he would like men

THATS ALL FOR NOW! Comment your favorite character and I’ll do them next

[ar0acejay]

I realized some time ago that maybe the huge crush I had on jack sparrow when I was 12 was actually not a crush but my aro awakening. I liked him in a "pirates are so fucking cool I wanna be him" kinda way but it took me like two years to figure out that I'm aro after that and then another two years to realize that it was in fact not a crush

Seen a lot of people talk about someone being their gay awakening and I thought about the idea of an aromantic awakening and that's so funny to me because that would either have to be someone whose effect on you falls outside of every normative understanding of attraction or someone where you hated the idea of having romantic attraction to them so much that it made you realize you don't have romantic attraction at all

[indigo-flightly-falls]

list of the different chats in the Newsies Unite! AU (mostly for my own reference)

honestly I have no reason for this but I like having stuff to double check for future reference

(also there will be more chats + people in the future! this is just as the series is currently standing!)

What year is it again? - chat for newsies who are aware that they've been reincarnated members (as of currently): Jack Davey Sarah Crutchie Katherine Racetrack Spot Albert Elmer Henry Specs Smalls Finch Skittery Romeo Sparrow

Eevees + minun - groupchat between the Dorm of Chaos members members: Spot Sparrow Racetrack Albert

Gotta collect them all! - the chat of eevee/eeveelution havers members (so far): Sparrow (vaporeon & leafeon) Racetrack (jolteon) Albert (flareon) Jack (umbreon) Sarah (espeon)

the Jack and Co support group - the people who are trying to help these four idiots figure out wtf is going on their their relationship members: Jack Crutchie Davey Katherine Specs (here to help Crutchie) Racetrack (here to help Jack) Spot (got dragged here forcefully by Racetrack to help Katherine) Romeo (here to help Davey, as well as anybody else who needs it)

Hopeless romantics, aro edition - the formerly-allo, now-aro chat to talk about weird feelings members: Henry Sarah Sparrow Finch Spot

The Sane People - older Jacob's siblings chat to deal with the others members: Davey Sarah

[sunny-rants]

no no you’re not listening. It’s a queerplatonic relationship. Will and Elizabeth are in love with eachother, and also with Jack. Jack is sexually attracted to both of them but the closest he’s ever come to romantic attraction is with The Black Pearl. Elizabeth and Will are fine with this. They’re all dating.

[out-of-context-aro-ace]

[the-golden-dragoness]

jack sparrow aro king

[everyoneislgbtpride-edits]

Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean is aro!!

[aro-is-gay-af]

Aro after his creepy laugh in BD2:

[throwawayfiction]

Hey I guess

It’s been a while since I’ve written, I’m feeling dramatic and shitty so I started the blog. Also I’ve been reading some fan made stuff on other sites and I’m so turnt right now not gonna lie.  I wanna write for these fandoms: -Twilight -POTC -Demon Slayer -Inuyasha Probably many more but my ADHD Is going insane right now. Please be friendly with the ask buttons.