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reblog and put in the tags the real reason you joined tumblr no matter how horrible or embarrassing it is

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fucking australia’s trying to get everyone to link their government id to their social media accounts else you cant use them anymore, the actual fuck is wrong with this country

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share your knowledge please

just found the most fucked up plane

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Pirates of the Caribbean: Doppelgangers

do you know how close we were to picking King Triton 2023 for Capt. Salazar?!

Pride and Prejudice-Kiera Knightly, Lord of the Rings-Orlando Bloom, Rango-Johnny Depp, Why Women Kill-Jack Davenport, The King's Speech-Geoffrey Rush, Love Actually-Bill Nighy, Rev.-Tom Hollander, Zoolander-Penelope Cruz, The Hunger Games-Sam Claflin, Titans-Brenton Thwaites, No Country for Old Men-Javier Bardem, MCU-Zoe Saldaña

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@goddessofstupdity you know stuff about these, right?

just found the most fucked up plane

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Made a mouthwashing animation yayyy

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*slowly reaches for the popcorn*

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"In response to the comments and reblogs in my previous confession (367), first of all I’m queer (trans and acearo), I wont apologizing for thinking your pirate jesus isn’t fruity, also death threats are inacceptable. 1) Some of your answers confuse gender expression with sexual orientation, which is wrong, just because someone wears makeup or gesticulates “weirdly” doesn’t mean they’re queer, you’re stereotyping, this can fall into racist territory too, as not every culture has the same way to express themselves of white people and a good portion of the fans (me too) think of Jack as at least mixed. 2) Actors saying shit during interviews (Johnny Deep “all my chars are queer” and Crook and Arenberg “Pintel and Ragetti are uncle and nephew”) are at best soft canon, if not outright non canonical as there is no evidence in the actual movies, it’s at the same level of the wizards terf saying their magic school principal is gay on twitter. 3) If we look at the factual evidence Jack ONLY FLIRTS WITH WOMEN and, in DMC, when he thinks a disguised Elizabeth (calls her "lad") is flirting with him, he immediately makes up excuses and doesn’t look too pleased by this perceived amorous interaction. 4) Jack is a master at pushing people’s buttons, as shown in the franchise (minus the shitty fifth movie), his interactions with James are like that because he knows that he hates that behaviour, due to his strict nature, also he invades people’s personal space all the time, no one is safe from it (even the governor receives this treatment), because he knows that it can make people uncomfortable fast. 5) There are plenty of examples of people fighting for certain rights but then shitting on other minorities (some gays being trans/acephobes for example), so him being against slavery isn’t a valid point, also he might fight for the freedom of other people because he knows it’s the right thing, but still being icked by certain things, it’s the human nature, it’s full of contradictions. 6) I’m an extreme multishipper and ship Jack with both Barbossa and Norrington, but shipping discourse is as canonical as my takes on everyone’s sexualities in the previous post and aren't a valid counterargument. 7) To conclude, thinking about it he could be considered aromantic, due to a line of dialogue about Angelica in OST (him having caught feelings for her and no one else), but due to the way he behaved towards her I can't think of him like that, for me he's simply an asshole towards women he wants to fuck and can't stand the idea of being vulnerable with them (due to OST storyline) and is squeamish about gays (due to DMC's dialogue)."

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Felt like drawing this creature again!!!

I danced so hard I broke my spleen! /lyr

Reblogs appreciated!

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stealing a tag cause this looks like fun

(also, in my 8th grade us history class, when we were learning about Lincoln-Douglas debates, my history teacher asked the class who thought they could talk for 3 hours on a singular subject and a lot of people raised their hands but i was the only one that he said probably could)

potc (specifically cutler beckett or mr mercer)

the absurd propaganda and conspiracy theory's used by the nazis

rat behavors and whatnot (mainly domesticated rats)

will wood

naval warfare

tagging @goddessofstupdity and anyone else who wants to

I saw this meme going around on twitter and I think it'll be perfect for this account.

List 5 topics you can talk on for an hour without preparing any material.

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reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break

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@non-tyrannical-usa could you reblog this with that list of tags?

PROOF IN CASE YOU NEED IT

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If you could instantly be granted fluency in 5 languages—not taking away your existing language proficiency in any way, solely a gain—what 5 would you choose?

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I need to remind people of something very important, okay? I need you to listen to what I have to say and read it through even if your instinctual reaction is uncomfortable.

Minors are not these pure little things you think of them as. Teenagers are going to have sex whether or not you're okay with it. Kids are going to find a way to do the stupid thing. It doesn't matter how tight of a leash you keep on them. It's not inherently the fault of the people they hang out with either.

I need you to recognize these things and provide safe outlets and accomodations for the minors in your life. If you're a parent, the sex talk is CRUCIAL, especially for consent. From a young age you should be having age appropriate discussions about consent. For a toddler it can be as simple as telling them it's okay to not want a hug and then respecting that boundary. By the time they're old enough to know what sex is, they should be able to have that conversation with a peer and explain to that peer what consent means so that they can have a level discussion.

You also need to provide things like condoms in the case that they become sexually active. Hell, you can just keep a box under the bathroom sink and check it periodically to make sure they're not expired or gone. If the teen doesn't use it for themselves, they'll give it to a friend to keep them safe.

For the stupid stuff, it doesn't matter the age, they're going to do stupid things. The 3 year old will eat the dirt, the 8 year old will skip out on the helmet, the 13 year old is gonna play a game you don't approve of, the older teen is going to partake in activities you don't want them doing. You can provide them safe outlets to prevent the more dangerous things. If they feel safe at home they'll feel comfortable telling you about the kid who tried to get them to vape. If they have access to a physical outlet they be able to express their emotions in a healthy physical way. This can be as simple as you bringing them to the high school or college track on the weekends so they can run, giving them the privacy to put on a stupid video with stupid music they can dance it out to without judgement, or even just inviting them to go on a short walk with you while dinner is cooking. Good outlets can reduce reckless behavior significantly. This is especially good for the teens that just got the legal ability to drive.

Also, one thing I cannot stress enough is to not revoke their access to the safe accommodations and outlets. I don't give a freezedried fuck how in trouble they may be with you or with the school or even the law. If they are legally allowed to access the places they use as outlets they need to be able to go. You can just take away possibly the only coping mechanism that works for them.

Please just give minors a chance to exist without your judgement or preconceived notions of how they're meant to exist. Not everyone is the same. Not everyone is going to be this perfect little angel. You have to work with what you have and accept them for who they are and how they are.