#armour foods

[stone-cold-groove]

Easy and delicious Armour Star meat snacks for a TV tray!

[seithr]

[prokopetz]

"Do you have to wear the suit at the table?"

"What's wrong with it?"

"You mean apart from the fact that it smells like boiled piss?"

"That's hurtful."

"The question stands."

"Okay, you know how the life support system is equipped to support the wearer's respiration and circulation in emergencies?"

"I do."

"Well, I got pretty shot up out there last mission."

"You mean–"

"My armour is currently performing 80% of my biological functions."

"Jesus."

"I'm flattered, but I don't think I qualify – I was only clinically dead."

"I meant–"

"I know what you meant."

"So what are you going to do?"

"Docbot says I can take it off without dying again in six to eight weeks."

"Well, I guess that's our breakfast plans shot."

"What do you mean?"

"You can't exactly eat bacon and eggs without taking your helmet off, can you?"

"I can't, no, but the suit can."

"It can?"

"You, uh, might want to look away for this part."

[blvststims]

Self-indulgent Laios Touden (Dungeon Meshi/Delicious in Dungeon) stimboard featuring food, cooking, dog, and armour stims!

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[lululeighsworld]

moments before disaster (x2)

[petermorwood]

I pray you never stop Caturdays good sir, its one of my most defining experiences on 2023 tumblr. Came for the swords, stayed for the cats!

Thanks for the compliment! :-D

I've got no intention of stopping Caturday; last time I counted with any care, about 70% of my queued posts were of cats or in some way cat-related.

The rest are swords, armour and interesting old weapons, fountain-pens and writing, food, drink and making or consuming same, train travel, classic cars and the many other things that interest me.

There are also crossovers, sometimes fanciful...

...sometimes realistic.

This ad reads "I no longer write like a cat..."

Since abandoning regular ballpoints in favour of gels and fountain pens, I no longer write like an inky-footed spider on a trampoline in an earthquake. I have been assured that this Is A Good Thing.

If bribed with treats, this cat will not knock your pen to the floor.

Probably.

The thing about cats in kitchens is that no matter how disinterested they appear to be...

...they're almost always Planning Something.

Here's one way a cat can be on a train.

Here's another.

Indoor travel is better.

And if a train's not available, try a car. A classic car, for preference...

That car is a Rover 12-P2 from the late 1940s; this one is a Ford Consul Mk 1 from the mid 1950s.

In profile, it looked like a jelly-mould...

Or a Jello mould.

Whatever...

[satans-knitwear]

What does a takeaway even cost?

I don't think many deliver round here unless you spend at least £20??? Some are more??

[libartz]

I can just pick up Gortash's corpse omg 🤣🤣🤣 get in my inventory loser

[octastims]

Hasyut/ Ophanim (Worldless AU: Eclipsed) stimboard with lightning, hummingbirds, battle motifs and candy for @spectralgecko! I hope you like it!

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[ansatsu-sha]

Living armour meat prepared three ways / Dungeon Meshi S1E3

[christiangeistdorfer]

hate crime that this picture has a watermark

[stone-cold-groove]

Why the average soldier gains 7 pounds during his first month in the Army. Armour & Company ad - 1942.

[cerealkiller740]

1957 Miss Wisconsin Cheese advertisement

[seithr]

calling a JP series by its untranslated name has always been a debated topic in anime fan spaces, but i get it when that name is the longstanding one fans have worked with. or, the english/localized version of the name doesn't roll off the tongue as nice. while i call it Dungeon Meshi, and don't care to non-jokingly call it "Delicious in Dungeon," i can accept that that's the official english name if i mean to search up official works. Inversely I sometimes prefer the EN name and don't recognize the sometimes more-popular jp name, and get confused.

having said that; i think calling it Dungeon Food is insane. No one says that, where did you get this. dont say that in front of me

[dandyads]

Armour Frankfurters, 1948

[circle-around-again]

"Maul's head was covered with soot and dirt, and his torso was adorned with ill-fitting, bloodstained Mustafarian armor. Looking at the armor, Sidious smiled. 'I see you kept busy during your little outing.'" (Windham, 66).

This was canonically Maul's first introduction to sentient beings outside of Sidious and Deenine. He killed them.

He dons the armor for protection. Maybe he wears it because being in a corpse's exoskeleton feels like a long embrace.