#armand and the blenders

[uths-ethnol-spam]

niche parallel but i see a pattern

[dionrevel]

armand blending up a dinner for 2 <33

[veryintricaterituals]

[celestialblueboy]

How it feels trying to explain why Armand is my favorite without sounding insane:

[danlous]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2.03 "No Pain"

[blehhblep]

[collegeboysam]

Fake Armand enjoyers trying to excuse what he did when real gremlin Armand lovers know one of the best parts about Armand is that he's a fucked up scheming devil beneath his "woe is me" doe eyes, who enjoys fine art in all forms as much as he finds deep delight in stalking someone nearly to madess while threatening to murder them if they bore him, falling in love in the midst of psychological torture once he discovers the most fascinating side of his prey, a nuclear warhead who has always wanted to be loved with his more dark and ugly sides included and not only for his beautiful Botticelli's angel exterior. The real Armand is finally coming out after decades of hiding behind the mask he thought he had to construct around himself.

[totomiumiu]

I hope Daniel and Armand's reunion in season 3 is Daniel waking up in his hotel room to find Armand in the kitchenette, putting rats in the microwave.

[sapsydnie]

A little animation that took forever to finish due to the holidays …. LA burning … etc. A nice little distraction from my anxieties honestly.

Amadeo sitting as a figure reference for the painting ‘The Adoration of the Shepherds with a Donor’ by Palma Vecchio. He is 20 years old and resides in the studio of his master Marius De Romanus.

made with blender, textures also done with photoshop.

[vampire-old-man-yaoi]

Ok, but this line is even funnier when you consider book Armand's fascination with blenders and other household gadgets.

Amazon is 100% trying to sell him blenders.

[once-delight]

✨Bonus✨

POV you trash talk brine shrimp and/or Daniel Molloy

[diningwiththeasquiths]

[niccoguedes]

Modern Vampire talks

[this-world-of-beautiful-monsters]

kind of hilarious how Armand's favorite method of bonding with people he loves or even just kind of incidentally crosses orbits with is to make them replay his own fucked-up experiences. hi stepdaughter would you like to get objectified and exploited before your inevitable demise. hi husband would you like to lose your memories and lose your loved ones to fire and get trapped in the dark. hi ex-boyfriend would you like to watch your family burn alive. hi pet journalist would you like to have your mind wiped and writhe like a split fish around the damage. hi this is fun this is sooo fun. i could not prevent it. disregard. this worked out great in the sims trust me. armand is an unstable concept that never really existed but with your help we can all be armand i.e. dead fucking wrecks.

[sillybillytime]

Armand *dragging in a dead body like a cat*: I got something for you, my beloved

Daniel: JESUS CHRIST

[howlerbat]

words of a man who learned about targeted marketing by blowing a bunch of money on a certain kitchen appliance