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#interview with the vampire#iwtv#armand#the vampire armand#i don't remember who first talked about armand watching hot knife videos but so true he would#post break up he finally buys the hydraulic press he wanted but couldn't have because louis thought it was weird (it is weird)#and he just crushes whatever#like the hydraulic press can really be the microwave/blender moment 2022 edition
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Bisexual crisis Crystal edition
#dead boy detectives#dbda#palasaki#palasaki week#it was supposed to be for the free day but i've completely lost the plot and I don't know if I'm on time#...or early#i know we all like to think crystal knows she likes girls#buuuut we saw her past. that is not an emotionally intelligent person#i think she was the kind of girl who put other girls down idk#i just think considering how she speaks for women so many times throughout the show#that it would be great character development#also charles figured it out decades ago#maybe even while he was alive#most of the time he crushes on girls though so you wouldn't know it#edwin probably doesn't know either i'm aware#but imagine if you will him reacting to this like "ugh#because he was there when Charles went through this journey and he did not care for it lol#whatever. niko you angel we all adore you#especially crystal... tho edwin might not like that#edwin: how dare you suggest you like niko more than i do?#preposterous
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a sulani trip for mars' birthday :)
i've finally escaped the toddler phase yippeee
#summer and travis are currently going through a messy divorce so the scott kids came with#can you believe mars rolled the EVIL trait??#i normally let the game do whatever it wants#but i swapped it for the hot-headed trait bc there's no way..#not my BABY#fun fact: judah grilled so much on this trip that i had to delete the grill#bro wasn't even hungry#just the dad in him ig#ooo another fun fact: they stayed in the same rental that eva got pregnant with venus in lol#makoa is scarlette's vacation crush#dw he is an unmarried teen in this save lol#will do proper updates on everyone in the next few posts#ts4#the sims 4#sims 4#the sims#simblr#raines legacy#gp#eva rapp#judah rapp#varkato#venus rapp#mars rapp#scarlette scott#serena scott#makoa kealoha
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johnny zest but he goes by john landgraab and hasn't dropped out of college and been disowned yet and is also arranged to be married to dina caliente
#he;s an angel no one can tell me otherwise#ts4 gameplay#the sims 4#simblr#s4mm#ts4#s#sims 4#nothing brings me more joy than working on my personal save like it feels so fun and rewarding reimagining the premades and-#placing all my favorite lots and just playing whatever household whenver i feel like it?? it;s so fun!!!#the engagement to dina came to me in a brain blast idk i just liked the idea the more i thought abt its prob not lore accurate tho? wtv#i imagine they grew up together nd are childhood friends so theyre not marrying for live EXCEPT dina has a huge crush on john AAAAA-#so shes def more into this arrangement than he is!!
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it's so funny that despite being the most sexually repressed character in the entire show, Darryl's kissed Henry twice and Glenn once. literally no one else is kissing each other. it's just this catholic bear trying and failing to figure his shit out.
#he's just a guy with a crush on his friends#obsessed with whatever he's got going on#dungeons and daddies#Darryl wilson#Glenn close dndads#Henry oak#oakson#what Is the ship name for Glenn and Darryl. do they even have onw
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saving him from the narrative
#metal cardbot#glober#rock crush#deep bite#doodle#if we kidnap glober we can save him from whatever fate is in store for him in episode 21 tomorrow#they provided hours of enrichment for him it will be fine#if it looks awkward hes tied to a tiny chair. hes just too dang big
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He's got that irresistible Mysterious Italian Attachment Style(c) with social awkwardness sprinkled on top.
#lucanis dellamorte#rookanis#lucanis x rook#rook dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#lucanis#oc: renzo#oc: renzo de riva#my art#dav#dragon age#should i give them their own name#lucaren#renzo wouldn't understand the 'bring your crush cool rocks' type of flirting#he's more of a 'wine and dine' kinda guy#which they do but it's not flirting they're antivans#lucanis thinks he needs cooler rocks#renzo's got like fifty piercings and lucanis just gives him more#the rest of the veilguard is losing it but watching them fumble it is infinitely more funny than any entertainment#i think it would start as a 'physical without commitment' arrangement#and they're both assassins so it's whatever they just take turns seducing each other#renzo does it on purpose lucanis does it on accident#but once actual feelings are involved it's a disaster
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aggie doodles with my brother @cloudy-dayys
#my art#nightmare sans#fell sans#fresh sans#utmv#dreamtale#underfell#lucidia#(?)#fellmare#trans#lesbian#butchfemme#jesus i think thats the most search tags ive ever tagged with#oh wait#tannerannermanner#cant forget that one#anyways yeah i have a crush on fell now expect more fellmare#i think both fell and nightmare are pretty yk. edgy and whatnot but i think they could melt eachothers hearts#theyre pretty princess 4 gay loser to me… when she says jump hes on hand nd foot sayin how high princess#not bc hes like a servent or whatever hes just like that. got thag dawg in him (butch chivalry)
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LOVE LOSES !!!!!!!!!!!!
#sorry the idea of most of sonics rivals having a crush on him while sonic himself doesnt know or just doesnt care is really funny to me#anyway idk how i feel about how this looks i jusst kinda rushed it out to get it out of my head#wihtout caring about it looking perfect#this is what i was talking about earlier btw.#when i said i wasgonna try to draw something for valentines but its not actual serious ship art#im a little late . but its still the 14th somewhere im sure#sonic the hedgehog#sth#shadow the hedgehog#knuckles the echidna#jet the hawk#am i allowed to tag the ships if theyre one sided will people get annoyed with me if i do that#whatever im doing it anyway. at the very least so people who dont wanna see ship stuff can filter it out#sonadow#sonknux#sonjet#my art#to be completely honest i dont feel anywhere near as strongly about the idea of shadow liking sonic as i do knuckles and jet liking sonic#but he gets to be included because i cant just make a joke about sonics rivals without including shadow
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NEVER getting over professor palladium's redesign because THIS
IS SURE AS HELL NOT THE SAME PERSON AS THIS MAN
LIKE WHO IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THAT. WHAT IS GOING ON. THEY JUST STRAIGHT UP REPLACED HIM IM CRYING THEY WERE LIKE NOO THE DESIGN'S TOO CUNTY AND WHIMSICAL LOOK AT THOSE POSES SHIT SHIT SHIT WE NEED TO MAKE HIM LOOK HOTTER AND LESS LIKE A YOUNG WOODLAND ELF WHO IS SLAYING TOO HARD AND THEY JUST??
like they really went oh no we might've gone a bit overboard with this and someone said dw guys we'll fix it no one will ever know and they just.
both are just so GENDER like i want to be them both I won't even lie
#winx club#winx#shitpost#professor palladium#crush or gender envy#so fucking true#like look at him#look at the POSE??#the hands on the hip????#whatever he's doing with his eyes???#like i want to BE him#and then the redesign is so fucking funny#because it's like oh shit he looks like a TWINK#he looks like a teenage twink fuck he needs to look older#and someone COOKED#like that's a good design i won't lie#im sorry im just crying#like that's such a DRASTIC change
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#i had to do this none of the ones i have seen have been weird enough for me#honestly the first is the best he just fucking MANIFESTED on the back of the seat next to me#and when i turned around to scan the theater behind us i grabbed at the neighboring seat for leverage#and it was his got damned ankle#we made eye contact for two seconds before a giant spotlight shone on us#i would think it was cool now but I was only 10 and wanted to D I E#i swear to god i felt NOTHING when he landed his rigging or whatever must have been AMAZING#most humiliating moment of my life to that point though#you accidentally grab a childhood celebrity crush's ankle during a live performance and he looks into your eyes#then the whole theater is looking at you#oh my god it was horrendous#i hope he remembers it
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on another note. it genuinely kinda surprises me how many people interpret ivan to be the type of person to Repress and Deny his feelings when, from all the evidence we actually have, he actually seems to be quite open about it?
he does do the dumb stare and watch from afar thing that till does with mizi, yeah, but even there i don’t know if i would necessarily interpret that as ivan like. pushing his feelings away. compare the difference between how till and ivan are framed in these two shots:
in till's, we are pushed way farther back, seeing his full face and a good deal of his body as he slouches back. the colors are bright, fitting in with most of the happier mizisua angst memories, and you can read till's expression pretty clearly, even with his face beaten up. it's cute and mostly innocent, the kind of thing that makes you want to gently push him out from behind the wall to watch him stutter and get all embarrassed but reach out and play with his friends.
in ivan's... jesus. i mean, he looks like a freak (affectionate). you can't read his expression, despite the fact that we are zoomed in much more closely, only really seeing his eye as the placement of his hand covers his mouth. there is very little body language to convey the same type of sweet, childhood Yearning that till has in his staring shot. instead, for ivan, it all comes down to the Eye, how intently he stares as he watches till and mizi. it almost doesn't even feel like he wants to join in at that moment, or not yet, like watching alone is enough to feed the starvation.
don't get me wrong, there's still plenty of Yearning and Angst in that boy-- round 3 alone is enough to demonstrate that. but what i think people sometimes forget to account for is the fact that ivan acts like that specifically because he has already been rejected.
up until [whenever this moment happens in the timeline] ivan seemingly has absolutely no qualms about getting all up close and personal with till. we see this in plenty of the round 6 flashbacks:
he is plenty comfortable getting all up in till's personal space, whether it be to beat him up or just exist near him.
i also like how in this shot (below) we can see him specifically stand up and move seats, just so that he can bother till during lunch and have his little vampire weirdo moment (aww).
ivan's behavior only really shifts after till has already rejected him-- which, i'd also like to note, seems to genuinely catch ivan off guard. perhaps he genuinely didn't even consider the possibility that till would ever push him away?? i guess it's hard to know the specifics of what he was feeling or thinking in that exact moment, but at the very least this speaks to the ease with which they existed around each other previously.
thus: ivan doesn't begin with the belief that till could never love him. he only starts to doubt whether or not his feelings are requited after he has already been rejected, after he pushed too hard and too quick.
after the failed meteor shower date, his affections become a lot more subtle-- sneaking around to take care of till when he needs it, but only when his eyes are closed. the love and obsession and watchfulness is all still there, but he takes more care to hide it better now. until... well, y'know.
he lets the selfishness win. :]
#i also need to catch up on all the side content so take this with a grain of salt but. ahem#astronaut rambles#alnst#ivan alien stage#ivantill#<- ivan focused but whatever this is still relevant#i may expand on that comparison between ivan's crush on till & till's on mizi later actually#cuz the difference in framing is also very very interesting to me#specifically in the ways in which till like. man idk how to say this#like he sees mizi more as an idealized version of herself i guess?#we see this in round 7 too-- mizi is salvation#something easy and pretty and sweet to grasp onto (and boy does till need something to hold on)#(i mean getting the shit beaten out of him is like his Brand. but okay poast for another day)#whereas ivan. i mean not to say that he doesn't idealize till to some degree too#but they also seem to just genuinely know one another better#there's more of an inherent awareness/acceptance of the ways in which till is fucked up for ivan than there is for how till sees mizi#well fuck i guess i did the expansion right there SIGHS okay anyways#alien stage#long post
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i've always had this hc that romans are a lot more neutral about the gods than the greeks. looking at the books, it very much feels like a transactional relationship between the romans and the gods. the gods ask and the romans do. they take care of the temples, they make offerings, they pray when they need something, and then they go about their lives. and so i've always believed that when a new roman demigod makes their way to cj, the older demigods/legacies/civilians always tell them not to rely on the gods for anything.
don't think of them like they have feelings, they'll say, the gods take what they want and we dutifully give. more importantly, don't rely on them. if you have a godly parent, no you don't. you have someone who donated sperm or carried you. they care as long as you can give back. and being favored by them is a sentence worse than death. live unnoticed.
then do you think they tried to tell jason grace (youngest in the legion for the longest time, rome's child, jupiter's son, juno's champion) this and he didn't believe them? do think he couldn't believe them not when he was juno's champion? not when he was lupa's youngest? not when he was rome's favored child down to his bone? not when he was their dutiful soldier, their golden boy, their saving grace?
years later, standing on the battlefield after the second giant war, do you think jason grace,
(no sense of self, no personality, no memories, no past, nothing except his loyalty and his duty to rome, its people and its gods)
looked at percy jackson
(memories restored, sense of self intact, girlfriend who never stopped looking, everything even without being overly loyal to gods)
and wondered what his faith got him?
#bc i do. i do all the time.#i think in that moment he finally realized what the campers were trying to tell him after all those years.#like riordan very clearly does not give a fuck about the romans. he makes no effort to make them fully fleshed out characters.#even in a book series about romans and greeks ending their centuries long feud more prominence is given to the greeks#everything is always about the greeks. which is like fine or whatever. write what you know and all that but i wished he never#introduced the romans in that case. and he's weird about them too!!! they could've been something cool!!!!#instead he made them child soldiers (all demigods are to some extent) and pro-slavery?????#they fought on the side of confederacy for some fuckin reason???? like what the hell????#and he made them soooo goddamn cold to each other. nobody searched for jason? nobody??? not even his cohort??#maybe reyna couldn't because she was praetor but his cohort didn't look for him?????#and by the end of hoo percy gets all of his memories back and jason just has to live with his new future#he had a life before hoo!!! he had ppl he cared about and loved!!! he had places he liked to go in the city!!! hiding spots and training#spots!!!!! things he liked and disliked!!!! first crushes and important memories!!!! he was someone before juno took it all#he was Someone and now.... now what? now he's more greek than ever. he was roman. he was rome's favored child and now....#whatever. i'm like gonna start crying now.#jason grace#percy jackson#pjo hoo toa#heroes of olympus#camp jupiter
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You know I stated it before as a response to this ask, and I know a lot of people hate it, but Kendratello is unironically a fantastic ship imo.
Kendra is Donnie’s type to a T and then some. She’s “cute, but mean”. Her color scheme is purple. She’s into tech. She’s cool and is a “bad girl.”
Like it works way too well for there to not be something there. Whatever it is, it’s chaotic as all hell and at least pseudo toxic, but it works for them.
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise donnie#rottmnt donnie#rise kendra#kendratello#again I’m not much of a shipper#but idk I can’t really see Donnie with anyone else? kendra is legit too perfect for him#she just needs to calm down .5 degrees first#I keep getting scared to say anything ship related because again fandoms are mean when it comes to shipping#but I decided WHATEVER because this works too well#can’t tell me he didn’t have a littttle crush in the purple jacket ep#can’t tell me it’s not returned#they’re just both way too extra about it all#tbh my headcanon for Donnie has always always been bi but with a heavy pref for women#(which 🤝 because that’s me too LOL)#might delete this because it’s controversial and I’m a baby lol
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OUGHGGHRHHTDHHGRD IM SICK.
#YALL PLEASE. TELL ME YALL GET IT.#IM SO NOT OKAY.#I relate to mephone on a heavy level and honestly this just crushed me#oh :( he's just like me#ykwim?#and this scene is especially crushing to me#but yeah#he is me i am him#inanimate insanity#ii#osc#object show community#object shows#ii mephone4#mephone#mepohone4#inanimate insanity mephone4#mephone 4 ii#mephone 4#ii steve cobs#steve cobs#ii cobs#cobs ii#knife ii#ii knife#suitcase ii#ii suitcase#im not okay#hastag daddy issues#or whatever the fuck
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Me: I don't have a type
My "I don't have a type":
#this is my entire anime crushes list yea#i certainly have some refined taste#not that anyone asked me tho-#no one can name all the fandoms here I swear literally no one#I'm also completely fascinated with Angelo Lagusa from 91 days but for some miracle he's not blonde#marama rambles again#it wasn't intentional guys I swear!!!#but gold and crimson is the royal combination I just can't-#my cuties patooties my cuuuuuties patooooooties *is going insane*#any of them could bite my head off#not kaveh tho#kaveh is my precious baby don't mind him#why this looks so random#okay fine whatever I've been collecting them since i was like 12 whatever#this is embarrassing as hell
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