#are you okay anon?

[cluster-b-culture-is]

cluster b culture is when your friend's abandon the friendship because you literally used punctuation in a sentence

You cry for days, even at school until you split and have RAGE again them and hate them for betraying you

Because you would die for them yet they wouldn't ever even remain your friend over a period

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[s41nt-b3rn4rd]

Groceries

tomato sauce

spaghetti noodles

chocolate milk

chocolate milk

chocolate milk

chocolate milk

cheese

beef

Hello? Are you asking me to get groceries?

[pkmn-smashorpass]

the monkey pokemon aren't that bad it's the bears we should be worried about. like the best ones are bewear and teddiursa. why is there only like 1 cute fully evolved bear pokemon

All the bear pokemon are great what do you mean

[cookie-run-confessions]

I made a whimper audio of Affogato in capcut and it was like 3 or 4 minutes long oml

I went through trenches that day

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[hiddencitytherapy]

Man, I like messing with that Theodore too! Like when I call him Cain, or when I make jokes about his trauma. Good times!!

….Now that is simply unacceptable. Why do you feel the need to antagonize Theodore? Is it because you did not receive enough parental love and respect in your childhood?

[hesh-w]

I'm scared

Of what? Are you okay?

[lapetitechatonne]

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.infinitycow.eplay

i’m sorry but this is the sketchiest ad i’ve ever gotten and i’m cackling

like anon are you the app developer? are you and advertiser? are you just sending this to peoples ask boxes? i need to know

(also don’t worry i didn’t click the link i went though the official google play webs it and looked up intimate cow. and it was fucking wild)

[egophiliac]

What do you like about the Diasomnia boys if I may ask?

I always love hearing about the different reasons people enjoy characters.

I mean, c'mon. he has split custody over Sebek okay

also, Lilia in particular has maybe the best timeskip character development of all time

[thelastattempt]

You’re very delusional get help

reference?

[transmascissues]

I love you lifelong vaginal atrophy

i love you topical estrogen that treats atrophy and doesn’t interfere with testosterone at all. i love you modern medicine that makes safe and harmless transitions possible. i love you health professionals who explained the risks of taking testosterone to me calmly and told me exactly how we would respond to each one if they ever became an issue because they’re not scary or unmanageable if you have good, competent people on your side.

i hate you terf rhetoric that completely ignores the actual reality of testosterone hrt in favor of portraying it as poison. i hate you transphobes who try to make me scared of the medication that gave me my life back.

[nataliescatorccio]

LUCY GRAY BAIRD'S RAINBOW DRESS The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes (2023) Costume Design: Trish Summerville

[mikayesha]

She drew me in by her way with words

[crappy-homestuck-confessions]

I want to smoo u game gan,de not a hdnbhs

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[bathylychnops]

some jetts w the pencil liner i made for csp!!

i like him w the buzzed hair this is how it looks when he first cuts it every week/2 weeks (he has to cut his hair VERY often because it grows faster since hes psychic! same reason his hair is grey)

[tubbytarchia]

I think my Tango becomes more of a cat each time I draw him oh no

bonus:

[new-revenant]

I had a crack idea of since Danny likes to do time missions sometimes for Clockwork on one of those missions he ended up meeting an 8-year-old Ra al Ghul who ended up becoming obsessed with the powerful 14-year-old Danny believing him to be like a god since if you saw a glowing floating teenager 500 years ago you would probably think it's a God too

Ever since Ra al Ghul has dedicated himself to being phantoms worshiper seeing him anyone that's connected to him as a God of the Lazarus pits

Danny calls him his creepy stalker that somehow is still alive and Danny's pretty sure it's only because of spite

So two years for Danny he ends up being summoned by the Justice League and being asked to make a a partnership with the Justice League and they asked Danny what he would like in return

Danny pops out a bunch of boxes and it's like can you help me get rid of my stalkerish cult leader named Ra al Ghul Danny uses each box to pull out a piece of evidence of Ra al Ghul just being stalkerish and creepy

Some things in the Box are sacrifices are wrong letters about Danny that Ross have been doing into the Lazarus pits at Danny has been getting heck Ra al Ghul has even found someone named Tim Drake that looks like him and Danny's incredibly worried about poor guy because of Ra al Ghul

Danny's rent including being worried about Talia, Dusan, and Damien since they were named after Danny's family Friends he accidentally mentioned to Ra al Ghul back then

To the Justice League especially the Batfam members are they are just watching this definite God like being be like just stop Ra al Ghul from stalking me and I'll be able to help you whenever you need me to help

Crack, crack, crack, crack! Aight time to actually read this

omg that’s hilarious, I love it. I love when gods or god-like beings are like “please help me this guy is freaking me out” to just some other guys. I’d image that once he learns that Ra is messing with Batfam as well, before he would ever get summoned by the JL, he would definitely try to warn them of Ra’s weirdness(that they likely are already aware of, but Danny want to make extra sure they are safe). If anyone asks why Danny isn’t just dealing with Ra himself, it’s because he feels bad. That Ra al Ghul guy just seems so sad, and lonely, and pathetic, worshiping this random ghost teen(in Danny’s mind). Danny just needs help with letting Ra down easily that no, he’s not a god, he (probably) just the king/prince of ghosts and is also just friend with a time god(clockwork). Just go worship that guy instead.