#are we sure theyre human

[patheticwetratman]

I cantdo this

Im gonna die

The Pure Fucking Emotions burning in my chest have to explode somewhere i will cry and scream and please. Please dont leave because ive changed, oH My fuck

I promise you ill try

All those letters unsent, and that garden ungrown

Ipromiseyouimnotbroken

[luck-of-the-drawings]

OOH YEAH BABY ITS THE SURGERY EPISODE BABY!!! ME AND THE HOMIES NEED SOME NEW FACES FOR OUR NEW PLAN, AND WHO BETTER TO GET THE JOB DONE THAN THE TWO MOST EVIL PEOPLE WE'VE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF HAVING OUR LIVES VIOLATED BY? I MEAN IT WOULD BE FUNNY. IT WOULD BE FUNNY.

[ethereal-forest-furry]

i have a lot of respect for wasps. they have firm boundaries and they will protect themselves and their home and their family and theyll risk their lives to do it every single time they think theyre in danger. and i feel like it says something about us as a society that we hate them for that

[lokh]

would u trust me to be able to carry heavy grocery bags

[akkivee]

LIKE ITS JUST NEAT LOL

[huginsmemory]

Okay I keep seeing posts about monsterfucker ships being like BUT WAIT THE NON-HUMAN ONE IS ACTUALLY MORE OF A MONSTERFUCKER/ALSO A MONSTERFUCKER, and I'm always like YEAH OF FUCKING COURSE THE OTHER ONE IS A MONSTERFUCKER ITS IN THE FUCKING NAME. WHAT DO YOU THINK MONSTERFUCKER MEANS??? THAT THE OTHER PARTNER IS NOT VIEWING THE OTHER AS THE SAME AS THEM??? like okay yes that's FINE if we are talking about I guess like werewolves and vampires and shit which are semi human but like THERES SO MANY OTHER MONSTERS WHICH ARE STRAIGHT UP DIFFERENT WHOLE SPECIES FOR FUCKS SAKE. AND EVEN THEN WEREWOLVES AND VAMPIRES MAY HAVE A COMPLETE DIFFERENT STANDARD. SO YEAH OF COURSE THEY ARE ALSO MONSTERFUCKERS??? It's about interspecies love??? About something that should NOT be attractive (often scary/unknown) being attractive??? Especially for both parties??? It comes with the territory???

[sluckythewizard]

TABLET WENT DOWN FORA MINUTE SO I WAS REDUCED TO USING PAPER AND PEN. so anyway ive been watchign this show thats kinda neat u guys prolly never heard o it its called wondey luts

[scalproie]

everytime I want to vent about how the general fanon version of transformers reproduction is really fucking boring in terms of lore building, the lifesaving sentence of "the emotional labor of explaining transformers porn" pops into my head and just like that I keep my mouth shut, sparing you all

[sentimentalslut]

thinking about my moms idiot dog who has seven confirmed kills (4 raccoons, 2 squirrels, one coyote. also countless mice and several prairie dogs) who has treed three (3) bears, been charged by 2 elk and one 1200 pound steer. whats wrong with her.

[jrueships]

WHOEVER THE FUCK IS RECOMMENDING MED PPL TO GO INTO RADIOLOGY JUST CUS IF THE MONEY, IM GONNA FUCKING gET YOU

[robereco]

when i woke up today, i didnt think THIS is were my day would go. but here we are. isnt life just the most marvelous wonder?

anyway i made world cup mascot yaoi and i know there is at least ONE person out there that will be like 'hell yeah'.

[knife-em0ji]

When The Moon Hatched is an insane book. It is a fae romantasy but this author went whole hog into building a world that works completely unlike our own, and I can tell she is determined to make it consistent and make sense within her own internal set of rules. I really respect her for trying to do something new, even if the prose is the brightest shade of eggplant I've come across in a while. It's not Good -- the weakness of the prose, especially when she tries a "High Fantasy" tone, holy shit, and the stodgy romantasy beats [even with the twist you can see from a mile away] make this a squarely mediocre read -- but she was definitely ambitious and trying something that puts her work apart from the gazillion other fae romances (there's like, no humans at all in this book, which I respect a lot). She definitely has a Vision, and there's nothing I love more than works produced by self made arteurs with only middling technical skill that are obviously passion projects. Yeah, the story itself is mid and the characters pretty stock when you get down to it, but the world is genuinely interesting and probably the least derivative I've read in any contemporary romantasy. You can tell that she probably read things like Discworld and was like, "I want to do this too! I want to create my own unique planet and then set a sexy faerie romance on it and it'll be my magnum opus."

And you know what??? Good for her. I love that. Friggin large popcorn dammit because reading this feels exactly like watching one of those one-off mid-budget fantasy/sci fi movies from the mid 00s - mid 10s that are firmly mediocre, but still live in your psyche forever. This is truly the Mortal Engines or Chronicles of Riddick -- or, actually JUPITER ASCENDING!!!! -- of the faerie romance genre. I'm only about halfway through, but I'm pretty sure at the rate this is going my opinion isnt going to change much.

Also. People complain that there's tons of made up jargon and they need to consistently refer to the glossary, which I personally don't see because to me it's really quite easy to infer what things mean based on context clues ??????? Like the book never goes out of its way to overly explain what anything is since the POV character has lived in this world for her entire life, so it's all just normal to her, and I very much respect that choice not to exposit more than absolutely necessary. Like idk those 70s pulp sci fi books must have really done a number on my pattern recognition and contextual reading skills, because I'm not having any difficulty at all following and inferring the meanings of the jargon. Like. I really need some of these people who complain about fantasy slang and jargon to try picking up A Clockwork Orange one day. That book is nigh impenetrable with made up slang LOL.

[snekdood]

im so happy for you that fiction doesnt effect your reality. thats not the case for all of us though ✌️

[orcelito]

Ok I'm thinking about kabuto backstory again and thinking about how unfair and fucked up it all is like

> be Danzo

> threaten local orphanage mother into returning to being a spy (by threatening the kids there)

> force them to send One Kid too because he "lost a man" while obtaining the intel he's threatening her to spy over (the kid is Kabuto, who volunteered bc he overheard them threatening the mother over this) (Danzo knows he overheard)

> train kabuto to be a spy while orphanage mother is off on her long spy job as well

> bait spy mom with the promise of keeping kabuto safe to keep her agreeing to work with you

> decide they both are too good at their jobs (????) Of being spies (that work for you?????)(they've been loyal this whole time????) So they're too dangerous and both need to die

> keep mom and kid away from each other as kid grows up

> literally DOCTOR FAKE PHOTOS of the kid growing up to make it seem like he looks totally different now???? So she won't recognize him?????

> give her the assassination assignment of killing the Real Kabuto (who she won't recognize) so they'll kill each other

> whoops, Kabuto survived and killed her instead, oh well at least Orochimaru's watching him now

I'm just like. How fucked up is it to threaten these people into working as spies for you "for the good of Konoha", and then decide that these people (who have given NO INDICATION of intending to betray Konoha) are too good at being spies and thus Too Dangerous and should be killed for it. But no he can't just kill them in a normal way. He had to manufacture an entire scenario so that they'd kill EACH OTHER while making the mom not recognize him (with the express purpose of breaking the kid's spirit) like BROOOOOO I know you ordered the whole Uchiha clan to be massacred (conducting genocide for the sake of 'peace') actually now that I think about it he ordered this of itachi. Ordered him to kill his own family. Of course Danzo would get off on making a mother and son kill each other "for the good of Konoha" he's almost fucking cartoon villain level of horrible past the point of logic EXCEPT there really are people this awful that have existed. Plenty of them. And they have also justified it as being "for the good of [nation]" like that's the Thing, he's a war hungry nationalist that has decided He Knows Best so he's going to fuck up SO many people's lives, up to and including his own damn citizens!!!! And this bitch thinks he deserves to be kage?!?!?! Fucking Hiruzen letting him run wild like this. He knew Danzo was stealing children and indoctrinating them into a murder cult (where, keep in mind, he purposefully raises kids in pairs so they view each other as family AND THEN ORDERS THEM TO KILL EACH OTHER)(AGAIN!!!! with the family killing, what is his PROBLEM) but Hiruzen just let it fucking happen. Spineless fucking piece of shit. He fucked Naruto up he fucked Orochimaru up he fucked up Royally with Danzo like come ONNNNNNNNNN

Rattling the bars of my cage rn at how awful Danzo is and how he was able to just. DO THIS???? I know the bitch is dead but he's not dead enough. Give me the glock.

[diddleydang]

"I have little to nothing in common with this group except my humanity"

Yes!! Exactly!! That's the point! You got it right there that's the point that's the point of this whole thing

[canineentity]

Does anyone else not understand human gender but then feel a certain gender for their theriotype/animal self?

I don't quite understand human gender. People tell me that they FEEL like a man, woman, etc. and I never understood what people meant. Personally, I feel very disconnected from that because I've never felt that. I've never felt like I was one or the other or both, but neither. And nonbinary is the closest I can get to what I feel, since I don't feel like either one or something specifically, but that doesn't fit either! I'm just me, there is no gender.

But as a dog? I understand completely. I'm very much a male dog, no questions about it. So the understanding for that is there and solid. It's just what I am