#QUADRUPLE OR PERHAPS EVEN INFINITY DEAD.

[orcelito]

Ok I'm thinking about kabuto backstory again and thinking about how unfair and fucked up it all is like

> be Danzo

> threaten local orphanage mother into returning to being a spy (by threatening the kids there)

> force them to send One Kid too because he "lost a man" while obtaining the intel he's threatening her to spy over (the kid is Kabuto, who volunteered bc he overheard them threatening the mother over this) (Danzo knows he overheard)

> train kabuto to be a spy while orphanage mother is off on her long spy job as well

> bait spy mom with the promise of keeping kabuto safe to keep her agreeing to work with you

> decide they both are too good at their jobs (????) Of being spies (that work for you?????)(they've been loyal this whole time????) So they're too dangerous and both need to die

> keep mom and kid away from each other as kid grows up

> literally DOCTOR FAKE PHOTOS of the kid growing up to make it seem like he looks totally different now???? So she won't recognize him?????

> give her the assassination assignment of killing the Real Kabuto (who she won't recognize) so they'll kill each other

> whoops, Kabuto survived and killed her instead, oh well at least Orochimaru's watching him now

I'm just like. How fucked up is it to threaten these people into working as spies for you "for the good of Konoha", and then decide that these people (who have given NO INDICATION of intending to betray Konoha) are too good at being spies and thus Too Dangerous and should be killed for it. But no he can't just kill them in a normal way. He had to manufacture an entire scenario so that they'd kill EACH OTHER while making the mom not recognize him (with the express purpose of breaking the kid's spirit) like BROOOOOO I know you ordered the whole Uchiha clan to be massacred (conducting genocide for the sake of 'peace') actually now that I think about it he ordered this of itachi. Ordered him to kill his own family. Of course Danzo would get off on making a mother and son kill each other "for the good of Konoha" he's almost fucking cartoon villain level of horrible past the point of logic EXCEPT there really are people this awful that have existed. Plenty of them. And they have also justified it as being "for the good of [nation]" like that's the Thing, he's a war hungry nationalist that has decided He Knows Best so he's going to fuck up SO many people's lives, up to and including his own damn citizens!!!! And this bitch thinks he deserves to be kage?!?!?! Fucking Hiruzen letting him run wild like this. He knew Danzo was stealing children and indoctrinating them into a murder cult (where, keep in mind, he purposefully raises kids in pairs so they view each other as family AND THEN ORDERS THEM TO KILL EACH OTHER)(AGAIN!!!! with the family killing, what is his PROBLEM) but Hiruzen just let it fucking happen. Spineless fucking piece of shit. He fucked Naruto up he fucked Orochimaru up he fucked up Royally with Danzo like come ONNNNNNNNNN

Rattling the bars of my cage rn at how awful Danzo is and how he was able to just. DO THIS???? I know the bitch is dead but he's not dead enough. Give me the glock.

[2k18leo]

Sparring Partner notes:

((Spoilers))

- BOOM SHAKALAKA

- Flustered Raph is too cute

- “wHoA ! dOnNiE. yOU. aRe. sO. sTrOnG!”

- Donnie’s quadruple threat: “Smart, funny, amusing, and hilarious” DONNIE THREE OF THOSE ARE THE SAME THING IM DEAD

- Leo: *sips tea* SUS

- MIKEY HAD A PURPLE FLAG. HE WAS HOPING DONNIE WOULD WIN IM CRYING

- Okay wow. Paper boi is soft boi

- Paper boy reminds me of Timothy in 2012 series

- DONNIES MANIACAL LAUGH HAS ME IN TEARS

- “Mmm, there seems to be some gunk on the ramp. Perhaps we should crane our necks upwards to see from whence it came” abdbdjwnTHESE OBLIVIOUS IDIOTS I LOVE THEM WITH MY WHOLE HEART

- The hand touching Leo’s head without anyone but Raph noticing is too funny

- Raph: “Bunch a jerks!” *whispers* “ᴵ ᵈᵒⁿ’ᵗ ᵐᵉᵃⁿ ʸᵒᵘ”

- Foot Lieutenant using Lou Jitsu’s training video is precious

- OMG FOOT RECRUIT IS BACK :,D

- “Whew, you really need a hobby” 😂

- Donnie mounted on Raph’s shell is exactly the kind of little brother-big brother content I needed

- Leo, you’re so close to solving the puzzle as to why the paper ninja is going after red-clad things. You oblivious little shit, you have my whole heart

- Leo is doing the 2012 ninja run. I feel a bit nostalgic if I’m honest

- Also, I love how Donnie’s tech is probably quicker than that, but he stays behind to keep in pace with his brother. THAT, OR Leo and the other boys are just as fast as his tech. OR MAYBE Donnie uses his tech to fly around because he’s not as fast as his brothers. OR MAYBE EVEN the creators didn’t think that far into it

- Leo is sporting some major leader vibes this episode

- I was so expecting that Leo would pull a Mantis from Infinity War “kick names, take [butt]” MISSED OPPORTUNITY NICK

- Also, I love how Leo just completely acts like he’s never seen Foot Lieutenant before in his LIFE

- “wE wIlL nEvEr kNoW~”

- *whispers* my extreme pleasure !

- OMFG THIS IS WHY I LOVE LEO

- Leo is -ugh- the BEST

- That leader vibe came out super quick when he was so fast to defend Buddy. Like he realized that Buddy meant so much to Raph. Ugh what a good brother. What a good leader. I stan

- And even Mikey waits until he gets an “okay” from his leader (*cough. Leo’s leader *cough. Let it happen)

- Also, does Mikey just constantly have markers on him? Where does he keep them? Does he keep them in Leo’s purse/medical kit thingy? Because that screams something a little brother would do

- FAST BOI LEO IS AT IT AGAIN

- “They grow up and turn against you so fast” I mean, ive never really thought about it, but maybe Foot Lieutenant does see his paper creations as like children of his ? Because I know how it feels to make a piece of artwork and feel very protective over it like it’s my own child. And I’m sure people who make origami are the same way

- OMG THAT POKÉMON REFERENCE

- Overall, super cute episode. Raph is just SO PRECIOUS. I will protect each and every one of these boys with everything I have. I’m so ready for Leo to bear the title of “leader”. He’s growing up so fast 😭