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TWST JP August Schedule
Early August - NRC Unified Exam
Mid August - Ortho Birthday Bash, Book 7 Chapter 10, SSR Jade Showcase (Mermaid Fin), SSR Floyd Showcase (Mermaid Fin)
Late August - Riddle Birthday Bash, Rerun Master Chef
#twisted wonderland#jade leech#floyd leech#octavinelle#twst jp#jp spoilers#diasomnia#ortho shroud#riddle rosehearts#twst spoilers#are we gonna see them cry in their groovy?
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NPMD Incorrect Quotes
Grace: And then they ran into my knife. They ran into my knife ten times. Steph: You mean you stabbed them? Grace: They ran into my knife.
Ruth: Are pigeons drones? Richie: What? No, I'm trying to sleep. Ruth: Think about it. How come you've never seen a baby pigeon? And why do you never actually see a pigeon nest? Because they're DRONES! Richie: *Crying* Please let me sleep...
Steph: Ow! Pete: What’s wrong? Steph: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow. Pete: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.
Richie: I have a question. Pete: Shoot. Richie: Is the S or C in scent silent? Pete: I’m going to be thinking about this all day. Steph: Okay well, cent is pronounced the same way as scent so I’m gonna say the S is silent. Richie: Okay, but sent is also spelled the same way. Pete: Google says that the C was added in the late seventeenth century, so I guess the S is silent. Ruth: Plot twist, both the S and the C are silent and the E actually makes the sss sound. Pete: Ruth is not allowed to talk anymore.
Max: You know, there’s only one person in this world who can tell you what you are. Richie: Me? Max: No. Max: Me.
Ruth: I desire moisture. Pete: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.
Steph: You know, when I first met you, I really didn’t like you. Grace, after a moment: …I thought there was going to be another half to that sentence? Steph: Nope!
Ruth: I'm an empath. When I'm around hot gay people, I start having gay thoughts.
Grace: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine! Pete: How can you still say that? Grace: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
Steph: Pete, I got suspended from school… Pete: WHAT?!?! What did you do? Steph: My teacher pointed at me with a ruler, and he said “there is an idiot at the end of this ruler”. Pete: And…? Steph: I asked which end… Pete, unable to contain his laughter: Okay, you just made my day.
Kyle: Can I have some water? Max: *starts chugging his water bottle* Max: *chokes from drinking too fast* Max: *spills water all over himself* Max, coughing: I don't have any water.
Richie: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it. Richie: And I started thinking. Richie: Like, it was just trying to get food. Richie: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck? Ruth: Are you ok?
Pete: Where’s Grace? Steph: Doing stuff. Pete: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Richie? Steph: Trying to stop Grace from doing the stuff. Pete: And Max? Steph: Trying to stop Richie from stopping Grace from doing the stuff. Pete: I see. And what are you doing here, Steph? Steph: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Max from stopping Richie from stopping Grace from doing the stuff.
Ruth: Help! I’m drowning! Pete: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water! Ruth: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!
Grace: Woah dude, premarital handholding? That’s just not cool or groovy.
Max on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh. Max on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Ooh hey! A dime!
*Everyone is playing a board game together* Grace: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'. Richie: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'. Steph: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'. Pete: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'. Ruth: *flips the board*
Max: When Grace was born, the gods said, "She's too perfect for this world." Steph: Please. When she was born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."
Ruth: I wouldn’t put it in those words exactly. Pete: Why not? Ruth: Because I don't know what they mean.
Mayor Lauter: Well Stephanie, I have to say, I'm really disappointed. Steph: Well, you didn't HAVE to say it. You could've just thought it.
Max: I’m proud to say I’ve come over my fear of ghosts! Jason: Eyy, that’s the spirit! Max: *gasps* whErE???!!!??
Ruth: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight. Richie: But are you shuffling? Ruth: Every day. Grace: What language are you two speaking??
#they have 1 collective braincell#and it belongs to pete#starkid npmd#team starkid#starkid#hatchetverse#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#npmd spoilers#incorrect npmd quotes#incorrect quotes#grace chasity#max jagerman#richie lipschitz#steph lauter#stephanie lauter#peter spankoffski#pete spankoffski#ruth fleming#solomon lauter#ruth is such a little silly#i love her
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Book 7 JP spoilers (recent-est i think)
(recently found out how to do keep reading bits.)
i. have been told what happened
you know this groovy with him crying
i know context now
and
oh my god
my. heart. ughUISHfdi rOOOOK.
(m gonna be honest rook was never my favorite and i honestly didnt know how to feel about him. [to be fair i hated sebek at one point but now im like a huge sebek fan so.] but i think when this gets onto EN and i play through it im just gonna be a huge rook fan man.)
like
okay
so i know what happens in the story
(also i love this so much this is now in my mind, rook's actual room pre-nrc [except vil's not in an RSA uniform LMFAO. actually if it was PRE-NRC i dont think either of them would have enrolled at a school yet, unless neige is older than vil, or unless RSA doesnt do the same enrollment ages or whatever like NRC)
ACTUALLY SCRATCH THAT NEIGE IS IN HIS 2ND YEAR???
??????? people notice so much oh my god..
wait....
actually do you think neige joined a school because he saw vil join one?? cause. i think he really idolizes vil. (actually kind of makes me think of cheka idolizing leona)
huh. random thought.
i mean i only know a summary of it (im fine with spoilers ngl and i dont care even if you shove like a fully translated post of the entire chapters and stuff.. i just like seeing story that i dont mind rereading)
but like man. its gonna break me when we're there for that moment. (in EN)
i
dont want to say anything in case there's an EN person here. and i mean if they're spoiling themselves all the more power to them but i also feel like its one of those things that are a LOT more impactful when you encounter it for the first time so im just. not gonna try to learn more about it and wait. (although its like. JP is in Part 8 i think, we're in Part 4??? that seems so far away sob. but also we gotta finish lilia's dream first so...)
im just. sadge. (also idk what vil's dream is but i think we end up seeing it. unless it was actually a render of him from rook's dream, which i wouldnt think is too far off. but also--)
THIS IS APPARENTLY CANON?
I SAW IT AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE BUT THEN I RAN INTO IT AGAIN??? and its like. LISTEN. he looks so goofy i cant... epel. i love you. but oh my god (i cant take you seriously im SORRY im DEAD)
also he's still in pomefiore which is cool (he accepted his cuteness! although i dont know how much of a weapon his cuteness would have now..?. you think he snaps out of it cause ppl might laugh at him [and then he beats them up] but he still gets irritated cause what the heck im not cute anymore--- [..wait. i was never cute. what am i on about.] ...i keep overusing the word cute and i know he wouldnt use it himself but i have a very small vocabulary.)
im just.
i dont know how to feel about this ??? (it feels more cursed than hatless rook. i can at least pretend he isnt hatless. but like. epel..)
also vil in rsa /neg /hj (the rsa uniform looks so bland and i like him in darker colors)
okay im gonna be honest i have a dislike against RSA. and thats honestly because im petty and hold grudges.
also i like my villain boys and i just want them to win (..yknow. i really dont think GloMas counts when the RSA boys were actually nice enough to like. ..take hits for them??? and then we were planning on leaving them like LMFAO 'not my problem')
so yeah.
actually wait if rooks dream takes place in VDC how the fuck
WHO IS NRC TRIBE????
CAUSE VIL'S IN RSA WITH NEIGE?? HELLO??? WHAT.
WE'RE NOT WINNING WHAT THE HELL
(unless our role in the dream is to drop a jawdropping performance [idfk do we have diasomnia boys minus lilia(? i honestly dont know how lilia's dream ends and if he joins us) and malleus???)
but listen. if vils the best. and neige is the best.
we're so. not winning..? (i was going to ask if it was gonna be like rook this time voting for NRC and thats how we win. but like. HELL no are we gonna have it be split 50/50 again like that)
anyway i am still very excited and so pumped and oh my god fhsuihe
i find it so funny that at the start of the post i was so crushed like 'oh my god...' cause angst and then here i am doing a complete 180
EDIT: hold on. i didnt think to think about it but now that we know what his room looks like
thats his bed. you can see the neige part. and that thing he's holding onto is like the movie poster (or i assume its a movie poster) with vil and neige
ngl i saw some people linking it up to like the hunter crying on snow white's dress
which. i never saw this movie so like (i dont even want to know what happened but also these movies are OLD. also in like sleeping beauty?? i saw the animated of once upon a dream or something like that and mans just comes up to her out of nowhere. no warning and holds her and sings and im just like brUH if you did that id fucking hit you like WHAT???)
also i just noticed his muscles goddamn.
#thoughts#twst jp spoilers#twst jp#twisted wonderland#twst wonderland#twst book 7#twst book 7 spoilers#pomefiore#rook hunt#vil schoenheit#epel felmier
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WarioWare Incorrect Quotes Collection
Wario: Boil up some Mountain Dew, it's gonna be a long night.
5-Volt: That is the worst thing you could've possibly said.
Ashley: Cauldron Boil and Cauldron Bubble, Baja Blast to Fuel My Trouble...
Jimmy: Why do you challenge them?
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Spitz: Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight everything with fire.
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Wario, after meeting Mona the first time: I've never been an inspiration before.
Wario: Not sure if I like having this much responsibility.
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Mona: What did you two do?
Kat:
Ana:
Mona: You're not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.
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9-Volt: Why would anyone hate Wario?
Lulu: Maybe because they met him?
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Red, Texting: Ashley, there's a really big moth on the bathroom door, can you come get it?
Red: Please Ashley I'm gonna cry.
Red: Ashley
Red: Ashley?
Ashley, Texting: Hello, this is the Moth. You're next.
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Lulu: I have no parental figures to tell me not to wrestle bears.
5-Volt: It's me, I'm that parental figure. I'm telling you now; Do Not Wrestle Bears.
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Orbulon: I had too many magic beans.
Orbulon: The magic beans are coursing through my veins!
Dribble: Uhhhh, Orbulon?
Mike: Ignore him, he ate seven containers of Tic Tacs.
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(During WarioWare Snapped)
Wario, handing forged Health and Safety approval stickers to Kat and Ana: Okay kids, plaster these on anything that looks like a lawsuit.
Ana: Wario, is this legal?
Wario: When the cops aren't around, everything's legal!
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Dr. Crygor, trying to learn internet slang: So Yoink is just the opposite of Yeet?
Penny: Yes but it's just as fast.
Mantis, also trying to learn internet slang: *nods solemnly* The Stars Yeeteth, and the Stars Yoinketh away.
Cricket, looking out the window: I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me on impact.
Doris 1, with the tone of someone with Experience: It isn't.
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Ashley's Parents: We raised a perfectly well-functioning child.
Ashley: Oh, I have a sibling I don't know about?
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*Mona, Cricket and 13-Amp are sitting in jail together*
Mona: So who should we call?
13-Amp: I'd call 5-Volt, but honestly I feel safer in jail.
Cricket: *sighs* And Master would probably see it as some kind of learning experience.
Mona: ...Wario?
13 and Cricket: Wario.
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Wario: Clearly, this is the Stars' way of punishing us.
Jimmy T: I thought you didn't believe the Stars are divine beings.
Wario: I do for the bad stuff...
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Cricket: Sorry, I didn't catch your name.
Cicada: That's okay, I didn't throw it.
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13-Amp, reading from an online quiz: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for ten million coins?
9-Volt: You stab me, then when my leg gets better we buy all the games we want!
18-Volt: Oh! You stab me too, then we can have 20 million!
9-Volt: Good thinking!
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Wario: While I'm gone, Jimmy, you're in charge.
Jimmy: Groovy!
Wario: *whispering* 5-Volt, you're secretly actually in charge.
5-Volt: Obviously.
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Cicada: Dear diary, my teen angst bullshit now has a body count.
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Captain Syrup: So, who exactly is in charge here?
Wario: Well, on paper I'm the CEO, but in practice it's usually whoever yells the loudest.
#warioware#incorrect quotes#wario#5-volt#ashley warioware#jimmy t#dribble and spitz#mona warioware#kat and ana#9-volt#lulu warioware#red warioware#orbulon#mike warioware#dr crygor#penny crygor#master mantis#young cricket#doris 1#13-amp#cicada warioware#18-volt#captain syrup
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I haven’t been in the DnDads fandom that long, but given that everyone seems to love some Normal angst (myself included), I’m surprised nobody’s talking about how in Normal’s stand up he talks about teasing people when you like them, and how kids probably bullied him and if (big if, given Normal’s sunny disposition), he ever got upset they’d just say they were teasing.
I feel like they wouldn’t even have to be bullying him, if his “friends” started making fun of someone else I feel like Normal would try and defend the other person.
“ Oh, lighten up. It's all good fun.”
“Oh, lighten up, Normal. It’s all good fun, don’t be so sensitive.”
“You know we're just busting your chops, it's all goofs.”
“Woah, you know we’re just busting your chops, no need to be so touchy, it’s all goofs”
“[Normal’s voice cracking through] It's all, it’s all a good time, right?”
“Come on, Normal, we’re just having a good time.”
“Look, it's a fun thing!”
“Look, see it’s fun. Stop ruining the mood.”
“It's a roast, you roast people that you like!”
“It’s just a roast, we’re friends, don’t worry about it”
“ it's a joke, Hermie, we're joking. We're just having fun!”
“We’re just joking around. It’s fun.”
“This is what people do when they like each other.”
“We’re just teasing, that’s what friends do, don’t be such a buzzkill.”
All of this makes Normal think this is how people are, and when the other react with sadness, anger, and concern, he panics.
“Normal: [over mic] Oh geez, no! Oh. Oh boy.”
“[Normal sounding teary] Isn't that funny— wuh… It's fun!”
“Normal: [over mic, strained] It's fun, guys! It's funny, you know?”
“Normal: [over mic, loud, vocal, stressed panting]”
“Normal: [over mic] Okay, well— eheh!”
“Normal: [over mic] Well uh— [pants] Oh God, I'm so sorry. Uh—”
“Normal: [over mic, voice cracking] I’m sorry everybody, that was my time.”
“Normal: [over mic, increasingly stressed] Scary, I don't really mean what I said! I just, uh! That's my time, I got to go, goodbye everybody!”
I don’t really have anything else, just wanted to post some Normal angst.
Here’s the full dialogue under the cut.
Borat: [over mic] Hey, that is, uh…
Link: [off mic] Killin’ it.
Borat: [over mic] …really mean, Rick! I think Hermie is sensitive about that, and proud of his acting.
Pickle Rick: [over mic] Oh, lighten up. It's all good fun. I mean. You know we're just busting your chops, Hermie, it's all goofs. [Normal’s voice cracking through] It's all, it’s all a good time, right? We didn't hurt your feelings, did we?
Hermie: [wobbly] U-um… Uh…
Borat: [over mic] He is crying, you stupid Pickle Man!
Normal: [over mic] Oh geez, no! Oh. Oh boy. Look, it's a fun thing! It's a roast, you roast people that you like! [almost Pickle Rick] And I like you, Hermie, okay?! [Just Normal] So it's just a funny... Look, look, I'll roast everybody else, okay? We're on the same team, it's all fun!
Pickle Rick: [still mostly Normal, but a bit of Rick stank, like he’s trying] Uh, Taylor! Hey, Taylor, how you doing?
Taylor: Eh...
Normal: Taylor, you know who's gonna—
Austin Powers: I’ve gotten pretty groovy, baby.
Pickle Rick: [mostly Normal] You've got less brain cells than your dad has limbs! Because they all got cut off!
Link: [off mic] Oh, Normal.
Normal: [the gravel of “Rick” is mostly just Normal sounding teary] Isn't that funny— wuh… It's fun!
Normal: [over mic, strained] It's fun, guys! It's funny, you know?
Link: [off mic, reluctant] It's pretty good, yeah.
Normal: [over mic, strained] Link!
Link: [off mic] Yeah.
Normal: [over mic] Link, what's the deal with you and Scary, man?
Link: [off mic] What?
Normal: [over mic, strained] Just stop pretending you don't like her. Just fuck already, and get it over with!
Link: I do... Whoa, I do like her. I mean like you too. I like all of us.
Normal: [over mic, loud, vocal, stressed panting]
Link: Woah, you're okay, man.
Normal: [over mic] Okay, well— eheh! It’s a good— it's a joke, Hermie, we're joking. We're just having fun!
Hermie: Mm…
Normal: [over mic] This is what people do when they like each other. Scary! [fake laugh] Boy, you got so many issues. [exhale right into the mic] You're like a comic book store. You got so many issues up there!
Napoleon: Gosh!
Normal: [over mic] I bet uh, I bet your medicine cabinet at home looks like one of those big jelly bean jars you see at the fair!
Normal: [over mic] How many…! How pills does she pop every day?
Normal: [over mic] Well uh— [pants] Oh God, I'm so sorry. Uh—
Link: [off mic] Normal you did—!
Normal: [over mic, voice cracking] I’m sorry everybody, that was my time.
Link: [off mic] You did great.
Normal: [over mic, strained] Uh, Hermie, I really like you, uh, and Taylor, y’know, you and your dad are going to hit it off, you're going to be great. Ah, Link, I'm sorry, man. You tell Scary you like her in your own way, in your own time.
Link: [off mic, calmly] Oh. I- I like you, Scary.
Normal: [over mic, increasingly stressed] Scary, I don't really mean what I said! I just, uh! That's my time, I got to go, goodbye everybody!
#dungeons and daddies#DnDads#Normal Oak#Normally Ly Oak-Swallows-Garcia#DnDads S2Ep34#Finding Tori#My Post
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tti episode 9
"Last time on Total Takes Island: the campers played a friendly game of hunter and hunted, complete with costumes and projectile weapons. Max gave Michael the cold shoulder, for some reason, and Austin showed off his not-so-groovy side when he used his teammate as a human shield. Sha-Mod got rivals Ass and Courtney in a tangle, and for that he was sent packing. Will the Fujoshis ever win another round? Will Scruffy ever find some solid evidence of what’s happening on their team? Find out now- on Total! Takes! Island!”
Caesar sits up, looking at the analogue clock on the wall- 6 AM- and then sighs as he covers his ears to drown out McLovin’s sobs.
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CAESAR: “All. Week. All week! That homo-wannabe has been crying over his boytoy leaving the island. If I had known it’d affect his fragile little heart so much as to disturb me from my beauty sleep, I would’ve voted for Ass!”
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McLovin shakily holds a simple crayon drawing he made of him and Sha-Mod surrounded by a large red heart as he sits on the cabin floor. Caesar gets out of bed, eyes tired, and stares blankly into the camera.
A knock on the cabin door forces him to shuffle over and open it, only to see Bonnie holding a pillow and looking equally as tired.
“Ass and Courtney have been fighting. All. Night,” they mutter, eye bags heavy. “I don’t care about the gender-adjacent rules anymore, I just want to sleep.”
Caesar sighs and points into the cabin where McLovin is crying. “No sleep around here,”
“Oh, brother,”
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Julia sits on the porch outside the cabin door, legs crossed and eyes closed as she pretends to meditate to listen in on Austin and Kelly’s conversation.
“And then I said, why have one bird when you can have all of them?”
Kelly laughs. “You have such a way with words,”
“Smashing, baby,”
Julia sighs in defeat, clearly not learning anything of value, and stands, walking over to where Max is leaning against the cabin exterior wall. She hovers in front of him until he finally acknowledges her. “What do you want?”
“I was thinking we could discuss strategy,”
He scoffs. “Yeah, right, as if I’d take pointers from you,”
Julia rolls her eyes. “I just think we should go over what we’re doing about the Scary problem?”
“No one’s gonna vote her out,” Max says, beginning to walk away. “You’re playing the wrong game here.”
“Attention, campers! Meet me on the beach in five for your next challenge!” Chris’ voice blares over the intercoms. Everyone winces at the mic feedback and then slowly begins moving, quietly grouping off.
“Today’s challenge will not only test your strength, your endurance, your intelligence, your patience, your-”
“Oh, just get on with it,” Julia rolls her eyes.
Chris glares. “You’ll be cooking a three-course meal. Each team will appoint a head chef to create a theme for the meal, and oversee the cooking. If you’ll all look off to your rights- no, your other rights- you’ll see our food delivery truck, stocked full of ingredients, which is what you’ll be using for your meals,” he continues, pointing to a small truck down the shoreline. “Chef and I will be judging, so make it edible, please.”
Courtney turns to the rest of the team, now a five-player ensemble. They cross their arms with a smile. “So… who wants to lead this thing?”
“Why not you, your holiness?” Ass says, rolling their eyes. Courtney glares, but doesn’t object, turning to the rest of the team.
Caesar shrugs. “I don’t have any problems with that. Bonbon?”
Bonnie yawns.
“McLovin?” Caesar turns, and then looks around the beach. “Um… has anyone seen McLovin?”
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A spiritual, wistful tune plays as McLovin sits at the big cliff’s edge, cradling his knees to his chest and crying.
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“Oh. Joy,” Courtney sighs. “Normally, I’d look for him myself, but I need to oversee the cooking. Bonnie?”
“Bonbon and I are kind of a package deal,” Caesar says, holding their shoulders to prevent them from collapsing. “Where they go, I go.”
“Fine! As much as I hate to say it-”
Ass smiles a little and stands. “I’ll find him. Just worry about not losing this time, m'kay?”
Courtney rolls their eyes and turns to their two-person team. “We can work with this. Caesar, make sure Bonnie doesn’t hurt themselves. I’m going to go check out the kitchen and then make a list of what we need. Is that okay?”
Caesar shrugs.
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“Now, clearly, I should be the head chef-”
Julia elbows Max in the ribs, causing him to cough and sputter. “Fine! Whatever. Scary, you’re in charge,”
Scary beams, giggling and cartwheeling towards the ingredients truck.
Michael raises an eyebrow. “Have you lost your mind?”
“We took a vote, Mikey,” Julia grins, wrapping her arm around Michael’s shoulders.
“Don’t call me that,"
Scruffy blinks. "Who voted for Scary?”
“Let’s see… Frollo, Staci, Scary itself, and me and Max,”
“You and Max are in agreement on this?” Michael scoffs.
Max storms through, shoving Michael out of the way while Julia snickers to herself.
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JULIA: “This is too easy,”
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“Is this everything?” Courtney asks as Caesar and Bonnie dump a few armfuls of food packaging onto the table in their designated kitchen.
Caesar pants, gasping for air as if he’d just run a marathon. “No, we still have a few trips to make,”
“Okay, okay, we’re all good. I’m gonna get started on the appetizers, since that’s what’s getting served first. I think I have an idea of how we could pull this off,”
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Somewhere deep within the woods and very far from camp, McLovin and Ass walk together, shoulder-to-shoulder.
“Well, why do you think it was so distressing? Were you really that good of friends?” They ask, kicking a pinecone along the path.
“We weren’t just friends, we were bromates. That’s like soulmates but for men… Joner came up with it,” McLovin sighs.
“And this Joner guy wasn’t your… ugh, your bromate?”
McLovin shakes his head. “Michael was around way before I was. I only came in around the ninth grade, so he was already spoken for,”
"Isn't Michael a girl?"
"is she?"
Ass raises an eyebrow, then gives him a sympathetic look. “Third-wheeling, huh? I know how that feels,”
“It was more than third-wheeling. But I don’t wanna talk about it, it gets… complicated. Things with Michael aren’t so good anymore. But Sha-Mod was like my oasis in the desert, man! He saved me from all the girl drama and the cooties!”
Ass rolls their eyes, but an endearing smile sneaks through anyway. “You’re funny, you know that?”
“I know,” he sighs. “Sha-Mod used to tell me how funny I am…”
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Scary scampers around the kitchen, laughing maniacally while writing down their own recipes on the back of napkins from the mess hall and passing them out like party favors.
The other Anons raise eyebrows at the messy handwriting, and then turn to Max, who shrugs.
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JULIA: “My plan is simple. Get Max to put Scary in charge, convincing him that her failure will get her eliminated, and then when we inevitably fail, I’ll pin it on him and he’ll be toast!"
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“Okayyy, let’s see- I want this to all go perfectly, so no lollygagging, tomfooling, dilly-dallying, or horseplay, pretty please!” Scary says. “Austin, Kelly Staci- course number three. Julia, Scruffy- course number two! The rest of you-” Scary narrows her eyes at Michael and Max, then at Frollo across the room. “Course number one and STAY OUT OF MY WAY!”
Michael takes a step away. Max rolls his eyes.
Austin reads the recipe card Scary had handed him, and then beams. “Black forest cake- right on, baby!”
“Pasta,” Julia squints at her group's napkin. “Um, wait- where are we supposed to get the-”
“Figure it out!” Scary grins wickedly.
Max finally looks at the remaining recipe. “Um. This isn’t real,” he ignores Michael, turning to Frollo behind them. “She’s messing with us. She has to be.”
Frollo closes his Bible with a loud snap and walks over, taking the napkin. He squints at it, and then his face goes pale. “Witchcraft!” he shouts, dropping the napkin on the floor, kneeling down beside it and repeatedly smashing it with his Bible.
“You know it’s already flat, right?” Max asks as he and Michael watch the ordeal from above.
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“Caesar! I need you and Bonnie on the main course. I can handle everything else until- if- those two ever get back,” Courtney shouts, tying an apron around their waist as the two remaining players come back from their final round of carrying ingredients.
Caesar half-heartedly salutes them and picks up the cookbook Courtney found, flipping to a tabbed page. He grins. “Courtney, you genius,”
“Yeah, I know, but we still gotta make it!” they say, grabbing an oven tray and spreading a thin layer of tortilla chips over it.
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COURTNEY: “My parents aren’t really at home a lot, so I’ve been feeding myself for most of my teen years. Whenever I don’t feel like cooking something big, I go to my defaulto easy and quick meal- Americanized-Mexican food.”
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Julia and Scruffy stare at the last ingredient they need on the list, and then look to each other. “So… you don’t suppose they have that on the truck, right?” she chuckles.
“Not that I would think, but… someone’s gonna have to get it,”
Julia’s nervous smile drops as she realizes they mean her. “Fine. If I die, kill Max for me,”
“Um… sure,”
Julia takes off her apron and walks out of the kitchen just as Kelly and Austin come back in holding a new carton of eggs.
“You know, my great-great-great-great grandma Eliza actually published the first ever recipe for chocolate cake. It’s an old family secret, but we use chopped chocolate instead of melted,” Staci smiles, pulling a huge butcher’s knife out of a drawer and smiling as they begin dicing a few chocolate bars.
Kelly smiles. “Your family sounds really nice, I wish mine was so talented,”
“You’re always welcome to join! As my great-uncle Bertram said, family is determined by bonds, not by blood,”
“You mean it?!” Kelly’s eyes widen. “I get to have a big sister??”
Staci beams. “Ohmigosh, totally! I’ve always wanted a younger sib!”
Austin pops out of nowhere, holding an armful of eggs. “I want in on this found family dig too, baby! I’d make a smashing sister!”
“Yay! Sisters!” Staci smiles. “OW!”
All three look down to their finger, where the knife had slipped and produced a thin cut. Staci turns white and then immediately passes out.
“I don’t get it,” Max says, pacing around Michael and reading the napkin again as soon as he got Frollo out of the kitchen. “She’s actually trying to lose.”
“Will you-”
“This is all because she has this tall-person superiority complex, she thinks I’m stupid!”
“Can I-”
“That’s why she puts everyone she hates on appetizers! She wants us booted! Shit- this must’ve been Julia!”
Michael grabs his shoulders, shaking him. “Let me read it!”
Max’s face turns red and he crosses his arms after handing her the napkin, ignoring her again. She rolls her eyes and stares at the list.
“Tongue of lamb… hair of toad… guts of eagle… hm, okay. She wants us to make a salad,”
Max’s jaw drops.
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MICHAEL: “Joner went through a witch phase in the 7th grade. All of the “eye of newt” stuff is just fancy herbalist language for different plants,”
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“So, what’s your deal?” McLovin asks, no longer crying. His hands are in his pockets and his face is dry.
“My deal?”
“You know, you’re all dry and sarcastic and stuff. Why?”
Ass shrugs. “When you deal with enough drama, it gets to you,”
“Aw, that’s too bad,” McLovin says, holding up his finger as a butterfly lands on it. He turns and smiles at Ass. “It’d be awesome to see you smiling more, you know?”
They smile a bit.
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ASS: “It’s kind of ridiculous how Courtney thinks they can just claim a person… however, when that person is McLovin, I guess I can kind of get it.”
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Courtney slices a jalapeno, watching Bonnie carefully as they attempt to dice up a few tomatoes, but lose their grip on the knife every few seconds.
“Here, let me,” Courtney says with an apologetic smile, taking over for Bonnie as they finish up the jalapeno. “Sorry about last night. I’m sure that wasn’t easy to sleep through.”
“What… sleep?” Bonnie yawns.
“I guess I just keep letting my emotions get the best of me. I don’t mean to step on anyone’s toes, you know?” Courtney picks up the cutting board and scrapes off the diced tomatoes into a nearby bowl. “Can you grab the cilantro?”
Bonnie nods and drifts across the kitchen before returning. “It’s okay, I get it. And, for the record,” Bonnie smiles, picking apart the cilantro. “I’m on your side.”
Courtney smiles.
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COURTNEY: “Bonnie is kind of sweet, actually. Now I get why Caesar won’t listen to anyone else,”
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Frollo paces back and forth outside the kitchen, looking at the ground with a contemplative stare. He hears some motion in the distance and looks up- seeing a pitch black figure approaching.
“DEMON!” he yells before running off into the woods.
Julia rolls her eyes as she walks by, doused in black squid ink. Scruffy blinks at her when she enters the kitchen. “Did you get anything?”
She glares, pulls out a bowl, and then wrings her hair into it, a metric ton of squid ink filling it to the brim. Scruffy blinks, and then shrugs. “Let’s cook,”
Across the kitchen, Max finishes tossing the salad before turning around and seeing Kelly and Austin alone, frosting an amazing looking cake. “Where’s Staci?” he asks.
The two look at each other and then step apart, revealing a still-unconscious Staci on the floor. Max sighs, walks over, and shakes them awake.
“Whu- huh? What happened?” Staci looks around, then winces. They look at their finger, still bleeding slightly, and immediately pass out again.
Max slaps her awake this time, holding her hand away from her face. “You up? Good. Hope you had a good nap, sleeping beauty. Get some rubbing alcohol and band-aids from the medical tent and get back here before I lose my mind. Okay?”
Staci nods and shakily stands, slowly walking out the door.
Max stands, smacking his palm to his forehead and gritting his teeth. Austin and Kelly make fleeting eye contact.
“Hey, baby, are you doing alright? You’re not looking so groovy,”
“I’m fine!” he snaps. “I’m doing so awesome, thanks for asking!”
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MAX: “I hope they all know how close I am to snapping,” he pauses to laugh insanely, holding his head in his hands. “Cause I’m really getting there!”
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“Woah, dude, calm down,” Michael steps in from behind, putting a hand on his shoulder. Max’s face goes blank and he relaxes a little, losing tension. “You’re gonna give yourself a headache.”
He sighs, exhaling deeply. “I’m… okay. Let’s get this over with,”
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“Campers, you have twenty more minutes to finish preparing your dishes!”
Courtney glances around the kitchen nervously, surveying the nachos and tacos prepared for the meal. “I feel like we’re missing something…”
Their face goes blank. “Oh my God- the dessert!”
Bonnie and Caesar's tired eyes widen and they look at each other nervously, neither one wanting to step in and volunteer to save the day.
Luckily, McLovin and Ass walk in just before the two have to, laughing to themselves. Courtney’s head whips around to them. “Where have you two been!?”
“Walking, talking, vibing,” McLovin shrugs. “Ass said you had it under control.”
Ass shrugs. “With all your amazing skills, I figured you wouldn’t miss us,”
Courtney glares, holding their arms out for emphasis as they get in Ass’ face. “Thanks for the input, but we’re about to lose! You are so going home!”
“Woah, let’s all take a chill pill,” McLovin steps between the two, holding out his arms. “Court, what’s going on?”
“Bonnie and Caesar are exhausted, you two have been missing for hours, and I didn’t have enough time to finish the dessert!”
McLovin raises an eyebrow. “Is that all?”
“What do you mean is that all?! We’re gonna lose!”
“I can make churros in like, fifteen minutes,” McLovin shrugs. “My abuela taught me this super quick recipe back in grade school.”
Everyone stares. Courtney’s jaw drops.
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Staci walks back into the kitchen, dazed and confused, holding a large bottle of rubbing alcohol with their entire hand bandaged. Max narrows his eyes. “What is that?”
“What?” they ask, holding up the gallon container. “Rubbing alcohol?”
“I didn’t want you to bring it back here! And look, you’re getting it all over!”
Staci looks at the ground, where a tiny hole at the bottom of the bottle is leaking a trail of fluid all over. They glare back. “You have no right to criticize me. You’re not in charge today,”
“Scary!” Max yells, before looking around the room. “Where is Scary?”
The other Anons look at each other, and then hear a faint giggling outside. The entire team walks out, Staci leaving the bottle on the counter adjacent to the one with the delicious-looking salad, squid ink pasta, and black forest cake.
“Oh, Jesus Christ!” Max exclaims.
A large wooden stake has been set up just outside the kitchen, a massive pile of sticks under it. Frollo walks around one side, spinning the stake around to reveal Scary tied to it. She giggles again.
“Jesus Christ is correct, my brother,” Frollo says. “I’m going to burn this witch and free this island of sin.”
Julia turns to Max. “When I said I wanted her gone, this isn’t what I meant!”
“Let her go, now!” Max shouts, though no one dares get any closer.
Frollo shakes his head and lights a match just as Scary easily slips out of the ropes and somersaults into the woods. He doesn’t notice, though, and drops the match anyway.
Max’s eyes drift down as the flames consume the wooden pyre, then flit down to the trail of rubbing alcohol leading to the mobile kitchen.
He sighs. “Oh, sh-”
The steam of liquid immediately catches fire and the mobile kitchen explodes, blasting everyone backwards onto the beach. The Anons stare in shock as a massive bonfire envelops the charred remains of the shiny trailer, and their challenge along with it.
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“Mm, amazing! And these churros, man, I’m impressed!” Chris chuckles, dabbing his chin with a cloth napkin. “Fujoshis, despite everything, you’ve really outdone yourselves this time.”
“De-licious!” Chef nods, looking at Courtney. “Have you considered a summer internship in the kitchen? I could save you from this competition.”
Courtney smiles proudly. “I think I’ll stay on the show, but I appreciate that, Sergeant Chef,”
Chef salutes and Chris chuckles again. “Now, time for the-”
The sound of the trailer exploding outside makes everyone jump and run outside. The Anons are lying across the beach, groaning. Chris blinks.
“Um… oookay... I guess we have a winner, then!” he shouts. The Fujoshis cheer, McLovin hugging Ass and Courtney while Bonnie and Caesar high-five and then both pass out.
“Anons, I’ll see you- or what’s left of you, anyway- at the campfire tonight!”
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“Anons… wowwwww. Wow. Just wow!” Chris shakes his head. “And the sad thing is, from what I saw, that weird goth meal looked delicious!”
Max sighs, massaging his temples. Julia rolls her eyes.
“You had a lot of mishaps today, some worse than others. But only one of you will be walking the dock of shame, boarding the boat of losers, and never returning. Ever,”
“Scruffy- you’re safe.
Max,
Scary- good work today, champ.
Michael, Kelly, Austin- safe!”
Chris looks between the final three marshmallow-less players. “Julia- you’re safe.”
Julia smiles and catches her marshmallow before flicking it at Max’s head.
“Frollo- your weird 17th century point of view blew up a very expensive trailer, and your team's hard work inside. And Staci- you supplied the ammo. But only one of you is going home tonight. And that person… is…
Frollo,” Chris tosses Staci a marshmallow. “Staci, you’re somehow still in the game.”
Frollo stands, looking unbothered, and begins walking. He stops to whack Max upside the head with his Bible one last time, and then disappears down the dock.
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FROLLO: “I set out on a mission. However it turned out, I’ll know that I did well. We’re all in God’s plan. I can only hope the brothers at my church will forgive me for fraternizing outside of the membership…”
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Max’s eyes open slowly and he sits up, rubbing his head. The campfire area is now abandoned and it’s clearly late at night.
He looks up as someone walks into the area and offers a hand. He hesitates for a moment, and then takes it, allowing Michael to pull him to his feet.
“I was just coming to check on you. Julia finally fell asleep,” Michael says. “Sorry you got knocked out.”
Max rubs the back of his head. “I’m just glad that nut is gone,”
Michael nods, looks around for a moment as the silence looms over them, and then begins walking away. Max watches for a few seconds before clearing his throat. “You did well today!”
She turns for a second, smiling. “I’d hope so,” and then walks back to camp.
Max also smiles- just a tiny bit- and follows a few minutes after, just as Julia peeks around the corner with a frown.
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For scientific purposes: who is your favourite eepy boy?👀
Oh, gods. I usually don't like playing favorites with anything, cause I can't really choose and don't want the others to feel bad (which now that I realize is very hmm), but I'll try.
It's gonna be a boring/easy answer, but I would say that it's Vessel. I find it easier to connect to lyricists, and they are more special to me for that. I adore all four of them, I admire their talent and love their own quirks and shenanigans, but it's the same with Metallica for me (I know, I know, I can't shut up about them), I love all four members, I respect them, but I have a special love and connection to James' lyrics and emotions.
him and Vessel are mouthpieces for emotions I didn't realize I needed someone else to express for me and they translate pain and being human so well that they are my non-favorite favorites respectively. obviously, with Sleep Token it's entirely different, because I cannot connect to any of them based on their personality, and with Metallica I've seen/read a bunch of interviews and all that, so the two bands can't actually be compared.
but at the same time, I really don't have favorites, I adore all of them, I'll argue with anyone who tries to insinuate someone is easily replaceable (or anyone who tries to shit on Lars for his drumming, Kirk for his solos and Rob for not being any of the previous bassists). With the eepies, it's more like I love their stage characters, they fit well together, they have their distinct personalities, even though we just see them interact with each other and the music, but there's small things from all four of them that I adore (II's nonchalance as he absolutely beats the shit out of his kit, III's energy and him being himself and jumping/kicking/hugging/kissing freely, IV being all groovy and doing his 'dad dance', but also being elegant and cool)
with Vessel, I absolutely hate him [affectionate] for his songwriting, every time I remember he wrote the solo in Telomeres, his lyrics, his voice in AYRO, for Jaws and Dark Signs especially, for all the little hidden references and meanings, and the things I feel like I can relate to him about, even though I don't know about his past. even though my struggles are not exactly the same, but seeing him be so open and unafraid to give us his all, bare us his heart and soul makes me feel less alone for simply feeling (even though I keep most all of it inside, I wish I could just once cry like he does on stage, I think it would mend a part of my soul). and knowing that he also struggles, that anxiety doesn't stop once you reach a certain age/level of success is both scary and comforting. same with James, how open he is about his struggles with depression and anxiety, and how he still finds a way to keep going and to do what he loves. yeah. I love them both a normal amount.
I don't like being sentimental, I usually keep thoughts like these in my head, because really, who cares, and others have more interesting stuff to say and things that they can relate to, but I thought I would share some of my thoughts, since you asked. thank you for that, and sorry for the long reply/rambling! 💙
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okie i may be one curious lil book worm.:>, but what will be the animatronics, shura's and erys, Halloween costumes? :°, i love Halloween so that's why I'm mostly curious.:b (answer in characters cuz I bet its fun.:3) (i may draw the responses too sooooooo, note for gknight, make ya bloody prayers now cuz fairy floss and ery are comin' >:3)
This one I'm gonna answer out of character because admittedly, it's a bit easier. I can also go into better explanations and even show some pictures of the things I'm picturing.
We've talked about some fun generic Halloween costumes in the past. Such as Zavy being a Vampire, Fairy Floss being a Franken Creature like the Bride of Frankenstein, and Mirage being the Phantom of the Opera. I also really like thinking about some of them in different costumes.
Such as Mirage being a pumpkin-headed creature. I personally LOVE pumpkin-heads.
Ery would be lovely to see in a princess or queen outfit of sorts. There was art I did of her a VERY long time ago when she was still a Hat In Time fan character where she became a queen.
(Man this art is OLD. It was done 2 years ago. Please forgive how terrible it looks.)
I admittedly still like the idea of Fairy as the bride of Frankenstein, but I can also see her dressing up as Something like the Kotobukiya Halloween Michael Myers Bishoujo Statue.
But you know, with considerably more blood. It's so far out of the norm from her usual, more girly clothes. I think it also fits her shockingly well.
When it comes to Zavy, honestly I'd like to either see him dressed up in some groovy 70's disco clothes, OR in the mafia outfit @snoozybub actually drew him in a while back when we joked in the discord server about a Mafia AU where everyone had bug-themed nicknames and Mirage was the Mob Boss. Zavy's mafia nickname was "The Wasp."
This may just be me wanting to see more of him in that particular outfit.
Though @frownatic did draw him in a VERY NICE looking Nun outfit.
Last, but surely not least, we get into Shura. Shura's Halloween costume is NOT what you'd expect looking at their sweet face. Especially not when you take into account that they were raised VERY Christian. Shura's costume would essentially be an Eldridge horror cryptid type thing. The creature of the woods. Take a dress kind of like this one:
but with DEEP leg slits that show off some skin. And then combine it with black body paint up their arms and legs almost like gloves and stalking's, some black face paint that looks like they've been crying ink, and an animal bone headdress like this:
that is an ACTUAL deer skull, and you've got a dark lady of the woods. Extra props if there's other animal bones and bits attached to them because Fairy helped them scavenge.
#happy summerween#shura#star palace#starpalace#starrabbitmedia#clownblr#mirage#clown#zavy#fairy floss#ery#eryngon
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Thoughts and First Impressions on The Beatles Discography: A Hard Day's Night
Alright, it has been absolutely too long, but I'm back with my music reviews! Unfortunately I was led away from the path of light and only listening to new albums after reviewing what came before them after @no-need-to-be-alone put on Beatles for Sale in the car and I was captivated.
Living in sin means that I've actually listened all the way through to Pepper, so I'm gonna be posting a bunch of reviews in the next couple days in order to atone and catch my reviews up to my listening reality. I'm sorry it's been so long! I don't know if anyone reads these or was wondering where they went, but now you know!
As a reminder, the versions that I'm listening to are the 2009 stereo remasters, either on Spotify or downloaded from iTunes. Now, my opinions!
A Hard Day's Night: Iconic for a reason! That opening chord is awesome. I love the drum keeping it going fast, and the cowbell. The harmonies are gorgeous and so is the middle eight. Just a kickass start to an album. Also the bass and guitar solo!!!! And that new riff for the fadeout.
I Should Have Known Better: HARMONICA! Just so groovy and happy. And that change into a minor key for the middle eight is beautiful. Very low key, but that makes it nice! Good good guitar solo as well. And the bits where you just have John's voice over the rhythm section with the sparse guitar strums... oh baby.
If I Fell: Oh I love this song so much. The harmonies the harmonies the harmonies!!!!!!!!!!! I find it to be in line with This Boy in a lot of ways but also different! The drum part is gorgeous and light, I love the hi-hat and rim knocks just carrying it all through. The bass (what I can hear of it) is very nice. Also the bit in the second chorus where John loses his breath and falters is cute.
I'm Happy Just to Dance with You: Another groove, and we have George singing! The toms on the drums are awesome. Love the harmonies on the middle eight. Good vibes, man.
And I Love Her: OAGH. The bongos, the claves, the nylon string guitars! PAUL! It's so good it's so good. Reminds me of their version of Til There Was You. Also the one bit where there's no double tracking on Paul's voice so it stands out!!! The slide on the guitar solo. I love it. and I love the change to a whole different chord at the end.
Tell Me Why: A rowdy one! Just a good time to listen to, and I love the bit where they all try to sing high. This one is very voice-forward, and kind of feels like all the music is pushing right at you.
Can't Buy Me Love: The spiritual opposite of Money (That's What I Want) lol. Another well known one, and a fun song to listen to. The instrumental bits are great, and the energy is grooving.
Any Time at All: I love this one! The energy is amazing, and I love the way it opens with the drums. And the vibes in John's voice, especially in the chorus. The piano is such a good presence in this song.
I'll Cry Instead: More of a folksy/country vibe to this one! Having cheated and listened ahead, I can see this as a precursor to what they did in Beatles For Sale and Help! Also I can actually hear the bass???? And it's grooving along. I really like the bits where it's just John and the bass and tambourine.
Things We Said Today: This one is also awesome! Love a minor key, and I love the harmonies that shift the key to major before it comes back. The chorus comes in with a different vibe entirely too, and I love how the different sections of this song make it move through the different time periods and moods in the narrative of the lyrics.
When I Get Home: Another energetic one, where John is just going for it vocally. The whoa-a-o-hiiii's are awesome. Also I love the middle eight here. Love a song that doesn't fade out.
You Can't Do That: The title of this song was my reaction upon learning that Ringo does not sing a song on this album, which i consider to be an utter betrayal. However, this song fucking SLAPS. The guitar intro is fabulous, I love the cowbell, I love how there are bits where everyone is on the same rhythm together. The fucking harmonies on this song!!! And the sort of call-and-response of it all. Just amazing. I also love how prominent George's voice is.
I'll Be Back: This song is amazing. This song is AMAZING!!!!! The harmonies again are gorgeous. The chorus is beautiful, the middle eight is amazing. The guitars are so so so so nice. I love the going back and forth from major and minor, and just. I love this song. I love this song!!!!! Also after I listened to this I listened to the Anthology take where it's in 3/4 and my brain exploded.
And once again, that is the album! As previously mentioned Ringo does not lend his voice to a single song, which I think should be illegal, but I am somewhat soothed by the knowledge he'll get to sing his cowboy songs for the next little while.
Just a very solid album overall, and really strong, showing the good idea that was doing an album of only Lennon-McCartney songs. A Good Fun Time was had listening to this, and there's really no songs that stick out negatively in my mind.
Anyways, on we go to a couple of singles and then Beatles For Sale! As usual, if you like my opinions, or want to chat, or see the other stuff I post, feel free to give me a follow! (and you can even reblog this ;) )
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26 - The Name Xavier is Legacy
Part 27
She's Human or Weapon
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Should I write for Dark Phoenix yes or no, let me know your thoughts???
"Let go, Jean...let go Hope. Unleash your powers. No fear...no more control...just let go...let go girls!" He screamed up to us where I opened my eyes flashing Apocalypse a wicked smirk once more
Hope's POV
Jean and I squeezed the others hand as we started walking towards Apocalypse. I don't look down where our feet were no longer on the platform but in fact allowing us to hover above the ground. The wind blows through my hair out of my face. Erik and Scott each kept giving him everything they had. Jean doesn't glance my direction when I looked to her for a signal. Closing my eyes I entered the mind word again. Apocalypse hovered over my parents pressing them into the ground harshly. My father groaned flickering his blue eyes up to mine. My gaze moved to my mother who was on her back her blonde hair a knotted mess with some blood stains in it. "Forget control, Hope. Ignore the lesson - just let go!" Mom cried out getting picked up by him. He then reached for my father who screamed to the red head at my side knowing we're the world's only hope. "Let go Jean - let go - unleash your powers!" Shooting my eyes opened we just scream releasing our power onto the God killing him until you only see his Skelton. Lowering myself back to the room I gasped seeing wings of almost a bird behind Jean before she appeared back on the ground too.
Aurora's POV
Blinking my eyes opened I lifted myself up on my elbows hearing Charles slowly waking up beside me. Rolling over onto my side I suddenly crash my lips onto his not caring about the others in the room at the moment. He gasped but moved his fingers up my arm until they knotted into my hair kissing me back where we're gasping for air. Resting my forehead against his I had to admit it was gonna be weird not messing with his hair anymore. I know he'll be broken up about it more than myself. "Charles I - I thought I was losing you. Oh god - I-" He cuts me off with a kiss entering my mind. "I know, Rora. I already know...I love you too." Smiling into the kiss I broke it looking over my shoulder to our daughter. "Hope, thank you. You don't need to learn control anymore. You're ready." She dropped down on her knees wrapping her arms around the both of us. Charles and I both each wrapped an arm around her releaved to actually be together as a family once again. She breaks the hug raising a brow to her father. "I'm not sure if I like you bald, dad." He weakly chuckled alongside her resting a hand ontop of his head knowing it's gone. "It shall be an adjustment that's for sure, sweetheart."
Getting to my feet I walked to the edge of the ledge seeing Erik standing on the ground. Opening my hands I lowered myself down to the ground with him. He removes the helmet running a hand through his hair avoiding my gaze. "Aurora I - I'm sorry for what I did. I just thought giving into my pain was the only way..." I could see tears in his eyes causing me to fling my arms around his neck burying my face against his chest. He slowly wrapped his arms around my waist crying into my shoulder for a few moments. "Hey E, look at me alright. You joined the bad yes - but you did the right thing and fought for good in the end. That's what truly matters." He sniffed through tears staring up at where Charles and the others were still at currently. "Would it be alright if went back to the school with you. Would Hope allow it?' I could hear the nerves in his tone of voice so intertwined our hands giving him a gentle grin. "I think she'll love that. I know I do. Come on let's go home."
The elevator door opened as I pushed my hair over my shoulder seeing Charles already down here waiting for me. Erik turned my direction with a smile. Together he, Hope and Jean re-built the school with their powers so it was completely back to normal. Intertwining my hands together in front of me the three of us watched Hope come out of the elevator rushing to her uncle with opened arms. He hugged her back ruffling her hair a little with an actual smile that I hadn't ever seen except the day she was born. "Hey how about the next time we reunite. You don't you know try and destory the world. Sound like a plan uncle Erik?" He chuckled throwing his head back where Charles and I had to join in too. "I'll absolutely try, little X. Don't grow up too fast on your parents. Although...I think a guy likes you." He whispered the last part in her ear eyeing Peter who was waiting for her before Raven and Hank would start the drills for training. "Bye Uncle E. Love you." She waves bye blushing like crazy walking away from the three of us.
"I still have hope for the world." Charles trailed off sitting in his chair wearing a blue shirt. Erik bends his down chuckling lightly. "Oh, yes. Hope. You're continuing search." Tucking hair behind my ear I tilt my head to our friend pointing out. "You were right to pick that name for her, Erik. She is the best parts of Charles and I." He smiled down at me where Charles stared up to him. "I was right about Raven. I was even right about you...and Aurora." Erik puts his hands in the pockets of his grey suit jacket shaking his head. "What about the rest of the world. Doesn't it ever wake you up in the middle of the night. The feeling that someday they'll come for you, and your children?" Charles and I turned to each intertwining our freehands together. "Yes it does, Erik." I replied to him asking another question confused. "What do you do when you wake up to that?" Charles eyes him carefully as he spoke. "I feel a great swell of pity for the pour soul that comes to my school looking for trouble. You're sure Rora and I can't convince you to stay?" Erik smiled back to us heading for the elevator. "You're psychic, Charles. You can convince me to do anything." Charles glanced over his shoulder calling back. "Goodbye old friend." He shouted back stepping inside. "Good luck, Professor. Oh and Rora...thank you forgiving me." I smiled getting one more look at my friend. "See you soon, E."
Charles shifted in his wheelchair staring towards his sister. She was staying in her natural blue form from now on. Hank was at the control table in his beast form too. Hope stood near Peter opening her hands revealing the golden power. Scott had new glasses and was near Jean. We even manged to locate Storm and someone named Nightcrawler bringing them to the school. From the looks of it of someone ever attacked the school this group of kids would defend it always. "Forget everything you think you know. Whatever lessons you learned in school, whatever you're parents taught you. None of that matters. You're not kids anymore. You're not students. You're X-Men." Raven declared to the new hero group. Hank pressed a button revealing the old sentinels as a form of training. "So who's the one our daughter likes, love?" Charles whispered into my mind making me chuckle bending down on a knee so I'm his level. He followed the tip of my index finger seeing that I was pointing to Peter. "My God I'm not ready for her to have a boyfriend. You know we could just-" He waves his right hand around wanting to use his power on all boys still. Covering my mouth with my left hand I start giggling at the thought but still shake my head no. "Charles, we have to accept the fact that she's growing up. Although I may have a solution myself..." Charles smirks when I climbed ontop his lap wrapping my arms around his neck smirking through my thoughts. "Let's have another baby, Charles." He cups my face in his hands searching for hesitation at all since he would have to take the serum again. Resting my hands on his shoulders I asked leaning down giving him a quick kiss. "What do you think, Professor X?" He wrapped his left arm around my waist holding me close to him while his other hand moves the joystick turning us so we went inside the elevator. The door closed behind us as he grinned lovingly up at me. "I'd love nothing more than that, Rora." That's when he finally kissed me.
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Both Malleus Birthday’s groovy card (Suit Up and Union Birthday)
HE IS SO PRECIOUS !!!! ^///////////^
In the first pic, yes he is outside the party, alone on the balconery, but his gaze and his smile are so sweet, so peaceful...
For the first time of his (very long) life, it seem that he can enjoy the day of his own birth. Even if loneliness is still there, even if most people are afraid of him, there is student like Carter or Kalim that not “fear“ him and accepting him like one of them...
But most of all he had made that wonderful meeting with Yuu, his dear Child of Men, his dear friend and that friendship bring light in his darkness. And also unlike in his hometown where his birthday is litteralry a national day celebration but despite all ceremonies orgnaized he spend the party alone, since he is at NRC he celebrate it with other people than his retainers ...
Just like he said in his Birthday Suit Up Voice Lines:
“ It’s because of you and everyone who came to celebrate that I’m enjoying my birthday. I should thank you. ”
I am gonna to cry because everytime I see that pic I have the track “Evacuating London” by Harry-Gregson-Williamsn in my head...
In the second pic well...
Malleus ...
HE LOOK SO HAPPY !! Literally enjoying the moment !
(I can almost hear his laugh XD!)
Riddle look to think like “Well... It seems that everything went well” and wondering about strange and awkward Malleus can be sometime. He is one of the most powerfull wizards in the world, a futur king, a scary dragon-fea who sometime enjoy to play on it and is know to have a kind of temper and yet he doesn’t mind to had the face covered of creams and just laugh out loud happily !
Look at he just enjoying and having so much fun ! Not in the mischevioulous/teasing way of Fea like we sometime see him do. Just genuine and true laugh of fun and happiness. Right now he is no Prince Malleus Draconia or Malleus Draconia. Just Malleus. Only Malleus. ^////^
During the two Personal Story, we realize have clues how deep Malleus’s loneliness is, and just after we have some goff, teasing (and a quick friendly rivality with Riddle) and at the end we have these pictures...
These two pic of Malleus are just like seeing Calcifer and Haku again...
SO BEAUTIFUL AND PRECIOUS SCENES/PICTURES !!!! ^////^
#twst#twisted wonderland#malleus draconia#happy birthday dear beloved dragon-fea !#more happy and joyfull Malleus please#malleus is too precious and need to be protected
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in which... y/n is just trying to put on eyeliner and harry is bored pt. two
a/n: when she’s back from a six month hiatus after making only ONE fic. wow, do i suck. for anyone who cares, school has been pretty rough. i’m actually procrastinating studying for an exam to finally upload this. it’s been pretty hard to balance both school and writing but oh well. anywho, here it finally is. it took so long to write because i wasn’t feeling very inspired by this. a lot of people asked for a part two and even though i kinda wanted to leave it on a sad note, i am a sucker for giving the people what they want, so sorry if this is a bit shit- i definitely don’t like this one myself. i guess i’m not one for fluffy endings. well, at least for this one i wasn’t. i really hope you enjoy it! more stuff to come, if school doesn’t mind fucking off for a little while (or maybe just forever?) xox -(a) bug
pairing: best friend! harry styles x reader
summary: Harry is worried about Y/n. Y/n is worried about Harry. Harry is solving it by thinking of ways to check on her, while Y/n uses cheesy pasta and the Fresh Prince of Bel Air as an excuse to not think. But what will happen when someone is at her door, and it’s not her delivery man?
warnings: angst, swearing, y/n and harry being idiotos, fluffy end, kissing
word count: 5.3k
It had been a week.
One gruelling, painfully long week.
Harry was biting his nails, staring up at the ceiling as he laid in his bed, worrying about her.
About how he fucked up.
He didn’t think that she would be upset for this long. He thought she would scream at him and then text him the following day, wanting to hang out- a silent “I forgive you”, he supposed.
But after two days of radio silence on her end, he decided to call her. The only problem was that her last words to him were “leave”. She wanted space. She needed to think things through- what things? Harry had no clue. But he had to respect her and her choice to not want him around. So with that, he put down the phone.
But a small part of him (okay fine, a big part of him), wanted her to just show up at his house so they could cuddle again, talking about the stupidest of things while they made cupcakes in his kitchen. They would be listening to groovy music and now and then, they’d stop mixing bowls and sifting flour to dance- well, they were horrible dancers, so more so just wave their hands, hips and shoulders around. It would be fun and would always end up with them laughing at one another. He would lick the batter and she would berate him, telling him that “one of these days, you are going to get salmonella and I’ll just laugh at your stupid ass” and he would retort with something witty and a bit flirty like “don’t worry darling, we both know you would be right at my side if I got sick. I know you can’t stand being apart from me” with a wink and a cheeky smirk. He just wants to see her in her oversized Space Jam hoodie and little basketball shorts. Or her short flower shirt and his sweatpants that she has to cuff at the bottoms because they’re too long. Or even-
He’s gotta stop thinking about her, or his brain will soon explode. But he just can’t stop. He tries to think of the happier moments, like her showing him a tour of her very healthy houseplants that she prides herself in, but every time he closes his eyes, all he can see is her teary face telling him to leave. So no, if he was given the choice to think of her flailing her arms around in his kitchen to dancehall tunes while making sweet treats or crying at something that he provoked, you bet your ass he’d choose the former.
But after the seventh day, he knew that something wasn’t right. This was too much “thinking time”. For all he knew, she could be fine, but she could also be positively bawling. She could be living for this free time, but she also could be waiting for him to make the first move. She could be wanting Harry out of her life for her benefit forever, but she also could be feeling lonely and counting the seconds for their makeup, just like he was.
That was it. He had to go see her and make sure his best friend was okay.
He practised what he was going to say to her in his car on the way to her apartment. “Y/n, I’m so sorry for how I acted. I didn’t stop to think about how you were feeling and didn’t take your emotions into account which was unbelievably wrong of me. I’m truly sorry. It’s just that I really care about you and you’re my best friend and I can’t see you choose a tinder fuck over me and if I saw him in the street I would knock his lights out and I just want to kiss you, can I kiss you, oh god please let me kiss you I just want to-“
Fuck, what was wrong with him? Why was he so upset? He had been on plenty of dates with other celebrities and models and she was always on the sidelines, cheering him on. So why was he getting so touchy-feely about a single tinder date? Maybe he was just in desperate need of attention. He hadn’t had a girlfriend for almost one year and casual fuck arounds also stopped about four months ago, so maybe he just needed to fuck someone quick. That would explain why he sees his best friend’s kindness and natural flirty nature as something more romantic. Every laugh at his jokes, every look in her eyes, every graze of her hand on his thighs as she leans over him to get her drink on the side table next to him, he becomes more switched on and awake. She leaves him feeling giddy and excited at every conversation. “This can’t just be because I’m horny right?” he cannot believe he would ever be that horny. What the hell was he going to do?
*
This is pathetic she thought.
I’m pathetic.
She let out a huge sigh before shoving another forkful of cheesy pasta into her mouth.
What am I doing?
The answer?
Eating carbs upon carbs upon carbs, lounging on her comfy sofa in the most comfortable, yet daggiest pair of pyjamas ever while watching reruns of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air for the fiftieth time, actively avoiding all commitments, housework and jobs that involve moving further than to the kitchen, which even then was an embarrassingly burdening trek on its own.
But she let it slide. How could she not? She was upset and this was how she coped. That’s what she kept reminding herself as she boiled more and more pasta watching the days pass her by without realisation, but now, she’s beginning to question if this was the best idea. Pushing all thoughts of him out of her mind by not looking at her phone just in case he called or texted. But she was beginning to struggle.
It wasn’t his fault. He didn’t know what inner turmoil she was facing. He seemed genuinely hurt when she snapped at him. He truly didn’t understand why she took so much offence to the playground ribbing, it seemed. And she had to go be a dick and ignore him. He was probably worried sick. How many times would he have called to check up on her? 10? 15? The more she thought about it, the more she wanted this stupid feud to be over and just be in his arms again, even if it’s just as a friend. So she caved. Turned on her phone, expecting there to be at least a call or a text asking if she was still alive or not. And although she did receive a message of that likeness, it wasn’t from Harry, no. It was from her daily water tracking app, pleading her to fill in her daily intake of water so as to not die of dehydration after she was suspected to have not drunk any for the entire week when in reality, she was just too in her head to open her stupid phone and log her water.
Wow, she thought.
Now not only has Harry chosen to not speak to you, but you also look like a huge idiot right now. Of course, he wouldn’t want to talk to you! You got pissed at him for absolutely no reason and now he hates you. He’s gonna ask for his cardigan and track pants that he keeps at your house in case he wanted to sleepover. He’s going to take back all of his little knick-knacks that he leaves over, like the cute diffuser that he leaves because he knows you need it for your constant hay-fever that blocks your nose and then he’s going to declare that you aren’t friends anymore and then you will never get the chance to tell him how you feel and then-
Her panicky brooding is interrupted by a knock on the door.
“Who the hell could that be?”, she thinks. It was too late for it to be the postman with her package containing her entire Amazon wish list that she bought on the third day of mourning to make herself feel better. But it couldn’t be Mrs Xiao asking her if she had any holes in her shirts that needed stitching. The sweet old lady fell asleep at 8:37 pm sharp after her medicine that she’d take at 8:30 pm would kick in (which she learnt after spending nights over at her apartment where her niece, Mei, took care of her. Y/n would learn traditional recipes like baozi and watch movies with her two friends all the time). It couldn’t be Mei either, she was always in online uni lectures from 8:30-10:30 pm, locked away in her little study, so as to not bother or be bothered. So now, a little panicked, Y/n wondered who was truly at her door?
Another two knocks come, echoing off the walls of her little apartment as she turns down the volume of the program she was watching. She stares at the door from her couch, debating whether she should risk getting stabbed by a possible murderer or not, before ultimately deciding that life was too short. She was also getting sick and tired of the knocks that kept arriving in threes. She swings her legs off the couch and onto the floor, pushing them into her slippers so that her feet wouldn’t touch the cold floor, waddling her way to the door before shyly opening it, peeking at who it could be through the tiny crack in the opening, hoping whoever it was wouldn’t mind her current state: belly filled with pasta, hair knotty, giant shirt with sweatpants on and Harry’s patchwork cardigan hanging off her shoulders- which she had been wearing all day, cherishing the pretty piece of clothing and his scent imbedded in it, taking it all in just in case he asks for it back. She peeps at the torso of this mystery person, realising that Harry owns the jumper worn by them, before looking up and locking eyes with a worn out and tired eyed Harry, one hand in the pocket of the familiar hoodie and another extended out near the door, ready to knock again before freezing when it opens up all the way to show herself to her best friend. He doesn’t eye her up and down cheekily like he normally does when she is wearing pyjamas, wolf-whistling at her relaxed state, claiming that “You look runway-ready, my love! Do a twirl for the crowd, will you?”. Instead, he stares her right in the eyes with what looks like almost relief, before smiling a weak and broken smile.
One of them needed to break the silence or both would have just stared at each other in her doorway until the world exploded. So she starts.
“Hi.” her voice hovers a tinge above a whisper, almost as though if she dared to speak louder, this probable illusion of the one she loves would fade away. He lights up a little bit, probably relieved that she started the conversation.
“Hey,” his soft voice matched her volume and tone as if he too didn’t want this to be a dream. “May I come in?” The words sound awkward to her coming out of his mouth. Harry never had to ask for permission to be invited in- he usually just strolled in without so much as a holler to indicate he was present, finding amusement in scaring her instead while she was doing whatever she was doing, whether that be reading, watching a movie, cooking or napping. They were the best of friends and never had to inquire about entry to each other’s domains, along with other small things like if they had anything in their kitchens to eat or if they could sit somewhere, so hearing it was a little disheartening and provoked Y/n to think about how serious this situation was.
“Okay”, she replied after the pause of contemplation, opening the door fully so that the lanky boy could follow along behind her, like a little puppy. She didn’t like how awkward the situation was. She just wanted things to go back to what they were.
But then you wouldn’t be able to tell him you love him... her inner voice argued. And she agreed. She knew that yes, this will be awkward, but it’s an opportunity for him to listen to her and know that she isn’t joking.
“Would you like some tea?” She enquires. They’ll need to handle this like proper grown-ups (which in all honesty, isn’t their dynamic- it’s more like first-year uni students who are mature enough to have deep conversations but still laugh at dad jokes and anything remotely serious, like a painting with boobs), and from what she knows, or has seen in movies when the characters are being serious, is that you need tea or a drink of that sort and a sit down on the couch where you talk stuff out. So that’s exactly what she does.
“Yes please,” Harry’s soft voice replies as he toes off his boots that most definitely cost more than her apartment. Y/n nods and heads to the small kitchenette and flips the switch on the electric kettle before going into her cupboard that housed the mugs. Harry stood awkwardly near the sofas, and to save him the embarrassment of waiting while standing, Y/n invites him to sit with a small, “You can take a seat,” and a quick glance at him before returning her gaze to the mugs to make herself look busy. She didn’t want to look him in the eyes for more than three seconds in fear of bursting into tears and the worn out and tired sight of him. She shakes the thought out of her head and begins to prepare the mugs.
Y/n put two teabags in her mug while putting one in Harry’s. She was raised in a household of avid tea drinkers and she inherited her strong tea quirk from her father who would always keep two teabags with only a dash of milk, and the only difference between her tea and her fathers was that Y/n wasn’t strong enough to take her tea without sugar, unlike her father, who thought that drinking unbelievably concentrated leaf juice with milk was a fun and relaxing time. On the other hand, Harry liked to keep one tea bag in his mug while he drank it, but just like her father, he too took little to no sugar with his cup, being the health freak he was. And early in their friendship, when she mentioned it to him, Harry chuckled and chirped, “Your father is a smart man. He has to be for raising amazing and talented people like your siblings. I’m not sure what went wrong with you though...” while booping her nose as they laid together under a tree for a little picnic. And though she rolled her eyes at him and punched his shoulder for the sly dig at her, she was practically beaming at the fact that he thought her family was smart. Harry had no idea how much that meant to her. Y/n loved her entire family, and she was unbelievably close to them, so it made her entire week to know that Harry, someone she respected and loved so much, recognised how talented and smart each of her family members were. Don’t get her wrong, she didn’t need the validation to know that her family was amazing, but she felt so special knowing he took the time to notice. He did that a lot though. Doing things that meant a lot to her without batting an eye. Saying things that only a person as observant as he could notice, like complimenting her eye colour in the light and asking her to read for him because he constantly mentions how much he loves her voice.
Y/n looked over to the same sweet guy she fell head over heels for, who was sitting on her couch, fidgety as ever, and wondered if they would ever be the same after the very next moments to come. She didn’t want things to change between them, but she was dying inside knowing that he wasn’t hers. And getting over him was not in the question, after the fiasco that happened last week. She just wished she could get inside his head to sate her painful curiosity.
What is he thinking about?
**
What is she thinking about?
It’s the million-dollar question running through his mind. What was she pondering over as she made them tea? Did she want to talk to him? Was she mad that it took him so long to find the balls to face her? Was she as nervous as he was? Was she worried that they would never be the same again like he was?
He was going into panic mode, questioning everything, while probably looking stupid as ever. As much as he regretted how awkward things were now, and the fact that he instigated her to lash out at him a week ago, he was realising that he was not regretting the fact that he did it. He didn’t want her to go out with someone else, and she didn’t. And yes, of course, he feels bad-beyond bad, in fact- for making her cry, and wishes he could take it all back, he also sees this as an opportunity to tell her how he feels about her. He could finally tell her that he thinks about her all the time. About her soft smile, her bright eyes, her melodic laugh, her speaking voice that brings butterflies to his stomach. He could tell her about how he loses himself at work, the grocery store, fuck- even at events- thinking about what she was doing at her house. Was she under her blankets on her couch, watching some corny tv show? Was she baking her signature choc chip cookies that taste like the gods blessed every single biscuit on the tray before they were put in the oven? Was she knitting her cat, Chesnut, another rug to plonk herself down on, with her feet up on the ottoman as she listened to the 7 o’clock news on the radio? Was she writing a paper for another deadline? Something so sophisticated, like the exploration of white and male privilege and how it is ingrained in our society? Something that Harry tried to understand and research so that he could stay in the loop with his smart girl’s interests, but he always struggled with.
It was a huge insecurity of his. Not that his best friend was smarter than he was, no way. He treasured the fact that she could and would whip his ass at a debate on things like the state of the world, or human rights. She could school him on global politics, languages, maths, science, history and literally anything else, and he would be cheering her on. What he was insecure about was her realising that he was probably slowing her down in life. Y/n was well within her rights to kick him out of her life for being nothing but a freeloader and stopping her from reaching her full potential, what with him constantly stopping her from her own life to help him go through shit happening in his. Whenever he was sad, or confused, or upset, Y/n was the first person he would talk to and he feared that she would realise that he was probably taking advantage of her and stop talking to him. And that scared him. It scared him because he knew that she didn't need him at all, but he needed her to do anything in life. Every major and minor decision in his life has been approved by Y/n first, and not because she was a controlling friend who didn’t trust him with his own life, but because Harry needed her validation. Harry Styles, a world-famous superstar, had girls, guys and non-binaries at his feet, following his every beck and call. Harry Styles, who was on the cover of every magazine, known by every celebrity, dated only the most perfect of women, required validation from Y/n, a psychology major at a small university. Y/n, who liked to plan her day out on a to-do list, end up not doing anything on that to-do list and cry about it afterwards. Y/n, who breaks it down to “Murder She Wrote” by Chaka Demus & Pliers like it’s her last 4 minutes and 5 seconds alive on this Earth while making pancakes. Y/n, who cries more when she’s laughing while watching Tik Toks than she does during sad movies.
To celebrities, Y/n was nothing but a regular. But to Harry, she was all. She was the warmth of a sweater that you toss in the dryer for a few minutes to make it extra toasty. She was the pad of butter that you spread onto your pumpkin sourdough toast and it ends up being exactly the amount you wanted. She was the feeling when you are driving home from a long day of interviews and premiers, and you’re on the freeway and the windows down and you just… exist. She is the feeling you get when you watch Pride and Prejudice, and the relief of when you find the perfect word to end a lyric. She is when your shoes fit perfectly, and when you finish a book so utterly fulfilling that you lie there in a trance, looking up at your ceiling at 3 am, wondering how you could have been so lucky to be able to be blessed with an ending like the one you just read. Y/n was all those things and more.
And that’s why he had to tell her he loved her. No matter how scared he was.
***
The electric kettle is finished boiling the tea all too quickly as the bubbling comes to an end and the distinct click of the switch turning back off echoes around the silent apartment. Y/n had poured the scalding hot water into the two cups she had prepared stared into them.
It was time. She had tried to avoid this for as long as possible, but now it was the moment to face the music. She picked up the two mugs of tea and brought them to her lounge where Harry was sitting on her worn in green sofa, staring at her coffee table, eyebrows scrunched, pouted lips, deep in thought, before looking up at her with wide green eyes, and followed her to where she stood in front of him. She passed his mug to him before sitting on the comfy chair a few feet away from the sofa and from him, putting some distance in between them for her sake, so that she wouldn’t try to hug him and say sorry without saying what she needed to say first. Which she needed to start talking about now, so as not to sit in the awkward silence created by the two.
Say something!!
“So…’
Jesus fuck…. was that all you could think of? Wow. I am going to lose my best friend.
Y/n was choking.
“I am so sorry,” Harry’s voice intercepts, raspy from the lack of use, looking up from the coffee table he seemed so interested in. “I am so fucking sorry Y/n. I have no excuse as to why I was making fun of you that day. I pushed too far and I am a shit friend for not noticing that you were already on edge. It was so wrong of me and I am so sorry.” He stopped himself before he started to ramble, looking at her with eyes filled with an emotion she couldn’t decipher.
Y/n felt… unsatisfied. Why did she feel this way? He apologised, right? So why does she feel unfulfilled? Why does she want him to say more? He hit all of the points he had to for a standard apology, so why did she think he hadn’t done enough? Was it that little optimist in her brain hoping he would maybe reveal a slight attraction to her? Maybe tell her that he loves her, and has loved her forever and ever? Confess that she has bewitched him, body and soul so that she didn’t have to? God, was she an idiot. But a lovestruck idiot at that. She bites her tongue and replies.
“Harry, I forgive you. Although you were annoying as ever,” She rolls her eyes and smirks, while he lets out a breathy, half-assed chuckle, showing his acknowledgement at her attempt to ease the lowered yet still prevalent tension. She continues. “ I understand that you were just trying to have fun. I guess I was the one who irrationally lashed out . I am always okay with you poking fun at me, but I was just frustrated and tired and I took it out on you. I’m sorry for the improper communication and I’m sorry for pushing you away when we should’ve just talked…”
“I forgive you too. I think this was just miscommunication on both parts.” He stared into her eyes, almost as if he could sense the discontent in her, but chose to ignore it.
“I guess so.” She halfheartedly answered, not really knowing where to take the conversation next. They had both apologised, but evidently still had things to say. Well, Y/n had things to say, that’s for sure, but she was pretty sure that Harry wanted to say something too. He had that look on his face where he wanted to say something but was forcing himself not to.
What does he want to say? Why can’t he say it to my face? I mean, sure, I’m also hiding shit I wanna say, but I have an excuse. This could ruin our friendship. What does he have to say?
“Great,” Harry replies, trying to fill the awkward pauses and conversation that is being held. He still looked like he had something to say, but seemed like he was not budging.
Well, if he’s not saying anything, I’m not either. Why do I have to confess my feelings and put our friendship on the line if he isn’t even going to say what’s on his mind?
“So, are we good?”
“I don’t know. Are we? I mean, I forgive you and you forgive me, right?”
“Right… No yeah, we’re alright. We’re completely fine!” Y/n replies quickly. Why the fuck would you say that? You’re not fine.
There is a pregnant pause and Y/n has half a better mind to just get up, walk to the bathroom again with her head down and lock herself in there till he leaves again, because she cannot take this awkward conversation. Not with him. She shifts, ready to stand up to get some water, when Harry looks at her, confusion and slight panic setting into his face.
“Wait. I don’t think I’m fine…” She looks up at the boy sitting in front of her, reading the words from her mind like they were scribed on a piece of paper in the blackest of ink, permanent and bold. Her heart stuttered. What else did he want?
“Is everything okay, H?” she tentatively asks. He loses eye contact with her, gaze lowering towards the table in front of him
“I-” he pauses, trying to collect his thoughts while simultaneously trying to explain to her why he wasn’t okay. “I just- fuck” his head falls down, his face inches away from the hot tea in his hands, the humid steam billowing out of the mug and warming his elegant face as he takes a deep breath and tries once more to convey his thoughts. “I don’t want us to be friends again.”
Her heart stops. This could go one of two ways. He could either be confessing his hatred or his adoration for her, and either one would probably end with her imploding. She tries to take a neutral tone when she replies.
“What does that mean, H?”
He looks at her once more. “It’s not enough, Y/n... “
“What?” She is confused. Her friendship isn’t enough? How is she supposed to reply to that?
“I want more. I don’t want us to just be friends. I want to be more with you. I want to do more with you. I want to do things that friends… they shouldn’t do together…”
Is he trying to confess he likes her? Why, in all the ways you could speak, would he choose to speak like that?! She has had enough of him dawdling around his feelings. “Harry, stop being cryptic and fucking tell me what’s going on?!”
“I love you, Y/n! I fucking love you, Y/n. So much. And it is eating me from the inside out. I hate that we can’t be normal anymore, and I hate that you don’t love me the way I love you, but I cannot sit here and pretend everything is fine, because I love you.”
Y/n is stunned. Frozen in her spot. Can’t move, can’t speak, can’t breathe. Stuck in space, and stuck in time.
Holy fucking shit… he loves me…
While Y/n processes the life changing knowledge that her best friend loves her, her best friend conveniently sits next to her, wishing that he was dead for the letdown he was about to receive.
“Say something… please, for the love of God, say something!”
****
She looks up at Harry. Not Harry Styles, playboy, whore, singer, millionaire, but instead; Harry, her best friend of five years, reddened face out of embarrassment. She sees the mortality in his eyes. Feels his presence so heavily in the moment. She is in awe. True awe of him, and his ability to love her. And with that awe- and that stupid look on her face, she reaches up and cradles his face in her hands, brushing her thumbs softly over his plush pink lips. He stands just as still as her, barely breathing, as if it would shatter the fantasy to stardust and he would wake up in his bed, cold shivers running down his spine, as has happened previously whenever he thought of this moment, staring up at his ceiling at 3:40AM wondering why he thought of his best friend in such a way. She creeped closer to his face before stopping a breath away from him, and whispered.
“Is this okay?”
She looked into his eyes, and he looked into hers, both never feeling so alive before. He wishes to tell her that she needn’t ask for his permission, and that he wants to kiss her forever. Eternally locked in an embrace that holds their souls together. But all he can muster is a weak and broken whisper back.
“Please,”
She can hold it for no longer, and leans in the rest of the way, their lips moulding together, for the very first time, eyes fluttering close, as his hands reach to grab her by the hips to straddle him, deepening the kiss even further. And when they part for breath, panting for air with slightly moist lips, they touch foreheads, eyes still closed. Words needn’t be exchanged- everything that yearned to be said was useless, as it could never describe how they truly felt for each other. So hopelessly besotted with one another, that all they could do was breathe together before kissing once more, hoping that their actions could provide even an iota of an idea of how much they love one another.
Two best friends, turned lovers forevermore.
#by bug#harry styles angst#harry styles x reader#harry styles x y/n#harry styles imagine#harry styles#harry styles fluff#hope you have a wonderful day my little pots of sweet tea!
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(Pretty sure tumblr deleted one of my asks ahdjsjdj wth tumblr.)
1) BABY ITS COLD OUTSIDE. IM. LEONA BELOVED. HES SO. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AAAAAAAAA its so good. going through some family troubles rn so having mr lion, his nephew, a cat-raccoon-demon??? thing?? (seriously what even is grim), and their magic-less human’s shenanigans is nice. thank you for all of your writings.
2) OH MY GOD JADE. IM. I DONT THINK I RECOVERED FROM THE ANGST SO THANKS FOR THAT. /nm /lh im so soft for this eelman seeing him sad, it broke me 💔 (in like the best way though again your writings are spectacular. i love your characterization sm.)
Speaking of Jade actually i mentioned this in my last ask (that again i think got deleted hajfjajdh) i have this kinda ooc?? headcanon of the tweels, where i think Floyd likes Jade’s terrariums, just not the ones with mushrooms. and Jade getting floyd limited edition shoes for his collection i just ajfjakdbsk them man. (also they fight over THE dumbest stuff you’ve ever heard. you cannot convince me otherwise. /lh)
3) TSUM TSUM EVENT OH MY GOD. ITS SO STUPIDLY CUTE I LOVE IT SO MUCH. LIKE I ALREADY LOVE TSUM TSUMS.. AND THEN THEY COMBINED IT WITH TWST IM,,, ITS SO CUTE?? I WANT THIS EVENT IN TWST EN SO BADLY… I WOULD GIVE MY LIFE FOR THAT FLOYD CARD HES SO ADORABLE AND FOR WHAT. I WANT TWST JP SO BADLY RN BUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
4) Also im really late but Kalim!!! Sunshine boy’s birthday!! Love him, hes very silly
Anyway uh im gonna head out now, have a good day trau!
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(baby it's cold outside + jade fic)
HI STRAWBERRY ANON !!
I WAS WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED BC YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING AFTER BABY IT'S COLD OUTSIDE WHICH WAS. ODD. BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE TAKING A BREAK OR SUMN SJDFJ
1) i'm very pleased to hear you liked the newest chapter of baby it's cold outside !! and i hope your family troubles will get resolved soon, but just know that they're all giving you a big hug rn <33 (leona's begrudingly doing it after cheka dragged him and yuu pestered him but he's there too lmao)
2) JADE FIC !! I DID GIVE A WARNING ABT THE ANGST....BUT I'M ALSO NOT SORRY BC JADE CRYING GOES BRRR /J i am also a big jade enjoyer even tho i might not voice it as much, but seriously, imagining him in that scenario was just. heart crushing but also helped me kinda...get to know him a bit better ? bc now i feel like i could tell how he would react to grief n stuff, idk it's weird but yeah sjdfksjf
AND YES !! tweels being supportive abt each others' interests is also near and dear to my heart <33 i feel like floyd would like the terrariums up until jade scolds him for poking at them too much sjdkfsj (and yea it's a no for the shrooms for floyd). and ofc, jade would oNLY buy those pair of shoes if floyd happened to explicitly mention them sjfdksjfk (i hc jade has. bad fashion sense. like if he dressed himself he's gonna look like a schoolboy OR a whole ass grandpa)
3) I'M ALSO SOBBING OVER THE TSUMS,,,,THEY'RE SO CUTE AND THEY LOOK SO SQUISHY... look if i could buy twst tsums irl rn i would 100% GRAB THEM AS FAST AS I COULD !! floyd card is definitely hella cute sobs i wonder what the groovy's gonna look like :')))))
4) and yes <33 we love our sunshine otter hehe
i also hope that you're having a good day / night !! till we talk again wooo
#/trau replies#/🍓 anon#I'M ABT TO THROW HANDS#TUMBLR IF YOU DELETE ANOTHER ONE OF STRAWBERRY ANONS ASKS#YOU WILL GET THIS FIST TO YOUR FACE#n e ways <33#it's nice to hear from you !!#hope that you're staying healthy and well#and i promise what i'll write next isn't angst so you don't have to suffer
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ateez reaction to their s/o being pregnant:
he would be absolutely over the moon first of all
beaming overjoyed so thrilled
he would immediately be thinking of names as soon as he gets the news
then he would be asking you all sorts of questions
whether you’re okay, how you’re feeling, whether you need him to more
he would definitely take up more chores around the house for you
he just wants to make sure you have the most painless experience you can possibly have
and if you’re uncomfy or in pain, then he’s gonna feel the same bc it hurts to see him baby in pain :((
will be singing to your stomach every single night before you go to bed
will be playing music for the baby and holding his phone speaker to your stomach
“how many pairs of socks do you think the baby will need?”
“should we get a backup stroller? no? too much?”
seonghwa was Made to be a parent okay
he has such a caretaker attitude to him and being a parent would be his biggest accomplishment
just having a baby and taking care of you throughout your pregnancy would be his life goals
he would drop Everything for you esp during your pregnancy
and when he first gets the news, he wont want to leave you alone for a second
he might get a bit overbearing at times but it’s all out of love
he Will rub your feet and ankles without complaint
he will OFFER to do it even if you’re like “ew gross honey no”
he just needs to take care of you so don’t deprive him of that he’s fragile too
“i can go to the store right now if you need me to” “you’re making dinner” “and?”
“don’t open the door, i’ll do it for you, okay?”
more under the cut!
yunho would be the Absolute Best Father
he was also made to be a parent
he’s the type who would talk to your stomach constantly throughout your pregnancy
he would tell the baby about his day and your day
he would gush about you and talk about how wonderful you are
would try to help out and do more chores
but somehow he always manages to get the vacuum cord tangled around your houseplant and knocks it over every time
and you’re like “babe just let me do it”
but he’s determined to Help so you just have to let him do it
he would 10/10 be littering you with compliments 24/7
“wow you’re glowing today look at you”
“is that a new outfit? you look amazing!”
yeosang is a sleeper fr bc he might not seem like it but he secretly wants a baby so badly
he might be a little quiet in his excitement and happiness but seriously he’s so!!!
you’ll probably get calls from the other members like ‘pls shut him up he will not stop talking about the baby’
but he gets shy about showing his excitement in front of you
especially if you’re in pain because he will feel bad for not being able to do more for you
so he’ll suddenly show up with your favorite things and a new blanket or he’ll randomly prepare baths for you
he will do little things that add up a lot bc he just wants to do whatever he can to make you comfortable
“i got your favorite takeout for tonight, i figured you’d want it”
“i went out and bought the baby supplies you had written down”
i keep saying this but honestly all of ateez would be such great dads like come on
and SAN would be a stellar father
he’s so caring and gentle and lovely
such a precious bean :c who just wants to give you the universe
and he’ll want to do the same for the baby too
that’s his baby yes he’s gonna do anything for his child
even before the baby is born, san will be spoiling tf out of her
super fascinated whenever he sees the baby kick
like omg that’s in you?! that’s in you! woah that’s so neat?
he’ll have so many questions too like does it hurt how do you feel all that jazz
he will give you daily massages and sing to you softly to make you feel better :c
“omg i heard a heartbeat” “that’s my stomach growling idiot” “omg the baby spoke to me just now”
“i picked up three strollers today - a day stroller, a night stroller, and a groovy stroller for park days” “you what.”
mingi would be so overjoyed to the point of tears like mans will be sobbing when you tell him you’re pregnant
he won’t know what to say so he’ll just motion to your stomach and cry harder
he’s so ready to be a dad but at the same time he’s really nervous
even when not around you, he will just always be asking questions
the other will be like “he asked about babies for six hours today but i don’t think he retained any information”
he will have a little notebook to keep track of things to do
keeps notes on how to change diapers and how to properly burp and feed a baby
he just wants to make sure everything is Perfect for his little one
writes down little love letters to the baby too once a week
so that he can give them to your child later on
and he would be so excited about it
“look baby i wrote another letter for mini me!”
“if the baby starts crying in the middle of the night, don’t worry about getting up. i’ll take care of everything”
it would take a minute for wooyoung to realize what’s going on
even if you say “i’m pregnant” he might just go ._. for a minute before he realizes what you’ve said and it really sinks in
then cue loud screaming and happiness
he is still going to be as chaotic and loud as ever
just with a bit more excitement now bc! he’s gonna be a dad! he’s so excited
sometimes though on late nights where you two are up bc you aren’t feeling well
he’ll admit that he’s really scared of messing up along the way
and he worries about whether he’ll be a good father
but he’ll get back to feeling better and less anxious after you talk him down some
he may not be the best helper but! he’s trying his best and that’s all that is important okay
“i got pickles!” “wooyoung i hate pickles” “omg really? i read that pregnant people love pickles :((” “i’ll eat one pickle just for u”
“i’m getting the baby a dinosaur costume so we can set her loose in the dorm and watch her terrorize seonghwa” “wooyoung no”
jongho would try to contain how happy and excited he is
he doesn’t want to startle you with how thrilled he is but he’s over the moon
will probably just sit around and think about it all the time for weeks
10/10 would sit around and laugh and smile to himself while thinking about the baby
the others might call and be like “he’s doing the thing again” so you would have to call and ask him how he’s doing and stuff like that
the two of you could probably spend hours on the phone just talking about the baby
he would 10000% sing to you and the baby both
definitely get on his knees in front of you and sing to your stomach
just too much elation to be contained in his body
best helper tho like jongho is good at everything and he will Prove it dammit
“i set up the cradle today and put it in the spare room for now, but i’ll move it into our room when the time comes”
“do you think the baby will recognize our voices by the time she’s born? will she recognize my singing?”
#ateez reaction#ateez reactions#ateez fluff#ateez dad au#hongjoong fluff#seonghwa fluff#yunho fluff#yeosang fluff#san fluff#wooyoung fluff#mingi fluff#jongho fluff
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eah characters as cavetown songs
this was inspired by @/applewhiteapologist's eah characters as taylor swift songs, sooooooo yeah
some characters might not be here because: 1. it's hard to find songs for them (as of right now) 2. i forgot them/i'll do them if i have more time
apple white - devil town v2/green
-i chose devil town v2 because it seemed the most, uh, apple out of all the devil town versions? devil town v1 seems edgy-ish, and devil town v3 seems lower and calmer, i think???? maybe i just chose this because it has those light, floaty chords, i'm not sure, i'm not smart or anything -also i honestly felt like this was hard -i chose devil town because it could represent the future she pictured in her mind when raven didn't sign the book -i don't really know what to explain green, but like, ashlynn and apple in true hearts day??? that's the best way i could explain this song -lyric analysis time: --"i still get a little scared of something new, but I feel a little safer when i'm with you, falling doesn't feel so bad, when I know you've fallen this way too" ---apple is "a little scared of something new" because she's in for an unpredictable future without the storybook of legends ---for the falling part, it's like she's not so sad about being led astray when she's with her friends maybeeeeeee -lyrics for green because i can't explain it but it's just THERE: --"you looked so good in green i hope you’re well and you look so good with him and i’m proud of you still take care of my shirt warm and red i hope you think of me still as your friend i hope you love yourself your body and heart i hope you feel happy that’s all i want that's all i want"
raven queen - devil town v1 (dang it there's no purple text so have plain text)
-i just chose devil town v1 because i think it would work well with her guitar, i actually don't know how guitar works but i'm pretending to know how it works, don't tell anyone i don't know how they work -i think this song could represent her home life and whatnot because she's living with the evil queen -it's lyric analysis time!!: --"you said something dumb again, she's mad, at least that's what they say" (i just used orange so the lyrics wouldn't blend in as much) ---the something dumb thing could be like a 'nice deed' the evil queen doesn't like, and she's mad because of that --"we're all dead in devil town, that's fine, cause nothing's gonna scare us now" ---she's 'dead' after all the nagging and 'be eviL EMBRACE YOUR INNER EVIL' shit and it's now the normal, and it's not going to scare her since it's basically her life now -also slowed devil town can fit her too
madeline hatter - hug all ur friends/talk to me
-she's just so friendly?????? and supportive?????? and oh gosh i need a hug???????? -seriously though, they suit her because she feels so much like a huggy, supportive person and she's friends with everyone sooooooooooooo, hugs for everyone!! except you crystal!! and headmaster grimm!! not forgiving for the time you almost banished maddie!! -the lyrics because i can't explain these songs, it's just that maddie vibe, you know?: --"life’s too short to worry about things that we got wrong, so hug all your friends and let them know, you’re not letting go, i’m not letting go" (hug all ur friends) --"you don't have to be a prodigy to be unique you don't have to know what to say or what to think you don't have to be anybody you can never be that's alright, let it out, talk to me" (talk to me)
briar beauty - pigeon
-i had a very hard time with her but i think this kinda fits -it generates a sleepy vibe? (even though i didn't get this from the sleepyhead album *cough cough*) -okay, so the reason why i chose this for her is because of the chorus, which could kind of tie in with her destiny, with the 100 year coma -have the chorus for reference: --"didn’t give me time to say goodbye in the way that i wanted to, so honey, close your eyes and stay like you’re supposed to do, don’t know how i’m gonna live without, but i’ll stay strong for you"
ca cupid - sweet tooth/for you
-this is already self-explanatory if you listened to the song(s), buT IF YOU HAVEN'T YET, basically it's a song about an unhealthy crush and love and stuff -and you know who she has an unhealthy crush on???? that's right, it's blondie!! /hj (but seriously, in canon it's dexter but uH, i refuse to believe that, they're better off as friends) -lyric examples because like maddie, i can't really explain it but i know the vibe is THERE: --"a sweet tooth for you, i'm wide awake, the sugar went straight to my brain, feel like a kid, i double tap, my chest with my fist, i like you, say it back, say it back"
cerise hood - snail
-snail iS SUCH A GREAT SONG OMG -snail kinda represents her childhood and 'not wanting to be born like this' because of her parents technically breaking destiny (stupid storybook of legends) -lyrics from the song because i kinda don't really need to explain this song more: --"i was just born like this, wish that i could change it" --"i'm hanging out with the foxes and the hounds, and when i fit in i'll break back out"
daring charming - boys will be bugs/lemons (technically cavetown is just a feature but he's still there so yeah)
-it's just about the vibes -and also about the fact that the person in the songs have to uphold some sort of standard (the songs' standards were about masculinity) and i thought it could fit daring because he also has to uphold a standard (being the perfect charming prince) -also in lemons, daring's part is the one where cavetown sings it (if that wasn't obvious) -also ANOTHER LEMONS SIDE NOTE, i'd imagine rosabella singing brye's part, just because -lyrics time: --"don't mess with me, i'm a big boy now and i'm very scary i punch my walls, stay out at night, and i do karate don't message me 'cause i won't reply, i wanna make you cry ain't that how it's supposed to be? though it isn’t me boys will be bugs, right?" (boys will be bugs) --"so i'm gonna take it out on you too proud to show i'm hurting push it on you 'til you're burning" (lemons)
darling charming - 888/trying
-888 is a fun song, very groovy, has peppa pig plasters, 10/10 -main reason i chose 888, it kinda feels gay when you put it under a certain light?????????? -and snail could also fit with darling but i don't want to rob cerise -i was very stuck for a second song for darling because i felt obligated to give the charming siblings two songs because they're that top tier, but i think trying could be a good fit to some extent -could be like 'not great relationship with parents, struggle to fit with their standards ever since she found out she wanted to be a hero or something' -i still do think snail is a better fit for darling but i really really don't want to rob cerise because cerise is amazing -some lyrics: --"i'm workin' things out clouds lookin' strange papercut fingers dancing on the strings if i could see you right now i'd dance just for you when the nightlight goes out" (888) --"please let me know if you change your mind cause inside i'm falling And I need you to pull me out of this decline i realize how hard on you this must seem But trust me when i say it's far, far worse for me" (trying)
dexter charming - telescope/home
-telescope just feels like his vibe???? also because it kinda also have hopeless romantic-ness???? -also i headcanon him to be an astronomy nerd???? so that's fun???? that's my reasoning i guess???? (also, side-note i have just listened to astronomy by conan gray and it fits dexter) -ALSO HOME IS HERE BECAUSE DEXTER IS TRANS YOU CAN'T CHANGE MY MIND -also because it's also his vibe??????? -what time is it????? *clap clap* it's lyrics time!!: --"through the lens, it's dark, single-digit on the clock singing, "yessiree, i sure like-a you a lot" all i need is to get her she'll be happy if you let her" (telescope) --"turn off your porcelain face i can't really think right now and this place has too many colors, enough to drive all of us insane are you dead? sometimes i think i'm dead cause i can feel ghosts and ghouls wrapping my head but i don't wanna fall asleep just yet" (home)
okay the process of this post was just me staring at the lyrics and listening to cavetown a lot, sometimes during online classes but shhhh don't tell anyone (and finding more great songs)
is this post going to flop?? very very likely. do i care? eh, not sure, this was just me trying to put on my big brain hat.
also i realized while reading this post, that i never actually analyzed the majority of the songs' lyrics in this post?? so i'm very sorry
#eah#ever after high#apple white#raven queen#briar beauty#madeline hatter#ca cupid#c.a. cupid#cerise hood#daring charming#darling charming#dexter charming#it took so long to do this omg#nothing strikes again with random rambles about music#my braincells are kinda rotting but they're still working SO WE'RE FINE#nothing strikes again with random stuff
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Power Points my OC would have to give in the Devildom
A/N: Like it says in the title, these would be power points my OC Carmafe would give in the Devildom, so She/Her pronouns and female uniforms are mentioned.
Word Count: 880
About The Uniforms:
“Yes, I know pants are reserved for the male students. No, I don’t care if it confuses them, it’s not my fault they’re stupid”
“Sir, according to you, the average temperature during the day in the Devildom is over 100 degrees Fahrenheit. I didn’t choose to come here, please, I will literally get on my knees to beg”
Human Needs
“ The recommended water intake for a human is 8 cups a day, at ideal conditions. You have me running around, sweating like a pig, in multiple layers, carrying around 10 pounds of books without a backpack in the dumbest shoes ever”
“Listen, I’ll get a job and buy the water myself, I don’t care.”
“Excuse me!? I did not spend 5 months a year for 6 YEARS of my life in a constant state of dehydration to be told by some demon that I don’t-”
“Oh, the nutrients thing? I mean, technically I should care. But OOF the stories I could tell you; surviving on a cup of ramen a day, living off sugar and pizza on friend trips, my friend dropping 5 hour energies into her cold brews....”
An Honest Memo
“Yes, I did say before that humans can survive in harrowing conditions. That doesn’t mean we should be expected to”
“Look, if we took a hammer to my shin and Beel’s, I’m almost 100% sure my leg would break first. Just because you’ve never had to worry about exposure to chemicals and high impact injuries doesn’t mean I, and future human exchange students, have that same luxury”
“Look, if I didn’t think this was a serious oversight I wouldn’t have brought it up. Don’t you think I would love to live out my dreams of looking like a crazy scientist/alchemist/witch!?”
Mammon Defense Squad
‘Ooh you want to talk about fuck ups and flaws?? Y’all are acting real bold; I’ve been here for half a year and I could drag you all to filth. I will make all of you cry right here, right now do not try me”
“I’ve got you first man, don’t you worry. I won’t let you go through this shit anymore. I will die on this hill, try me bitch”
“If I charged all of you a single grimm for every time you went OVERBOARD with your treatment/over reaction to something Mammon did, I’d be a billionaire before I finish these next 6 months of my exchange”
Human Culture Part 1:
“I’m sorry, when you hear something so often you learn its meaning subconsciously, through subtext. Like, I KNOW what butthurt means but you’re gonna have to give me a minute to find the words for it”
“If I hear you say groovy or bee’s knees one more time I’m going to get gray hairs”
“Honestly, just ask me anytime I say something that sounds out of pocket-, god fuc- like that. I can see it on your faces, you have no idea what I just said, so just ask because I’m not about to rewrite the dictionary”
“That’s a pretty good idea Lucifer. We should make an online database with all of the words/phrases I use and just give everyone at RAD access so I don’t answer the same question a million times”
Human Culture Part 2:
“Listen, I was stuck in my home for 5 months straight. The app I learned this from is mostly younger kids. Adapt or die my dudes”
“Christ all mighty Asmo, for as often as I assume you’re arching your back, you can’t throw it back at all”
“Look, I know I act dumb as fuck but, Barbatos, if you call me a harlot one more time I’m going to have to deck you. You’re on thin ice Lucifer, I know you’ve been calling me a floozie under your breath you coward”
“Mammon, you’ve got some grandma knees, get DOWN”
“Levi, baby, mi amor, it’s not rocket science! Elbow, elbow, hit the woah, shake your waist- no please, stop, you’re gonna throw out your hip”
“Diavolo, I’m not gonna lie, I would absolutely take you to the club any day. You have no right being this good”
Post Reveal (Light Spoilers):
“Aww come on, you’ve known me for months now, do you really think I’d destroy the Devildom if I got powers?”
“...Yes, I have threatened to fight you in the past, but I was just playing! I mean, Levi always says he wishes we’d die but he doesn’t actually want us to die!”
“Well how about this? You wouldn’t have to worry about me as much! I could defend myself if a demon attacked!”
“Wait, Y’all have rules about murder? Really? Like, truly and actually? “
Oops I may have been too good at these power points:
“Yes I understand that I’ve already presented it to the 9 most powerful demons in the entire Devildom, but honestly, I was ready to die at a moments notice so I was fine being embarrassed for a few minutes”
“If its so great for cultural exchange then it should be fine if you present it instead!”
“Yeah, I have stage fright, what about it Levi? Do you really think you’ll win this comparison battle?”
“Honestly, could we compromise and I make a video for Deviltube or something? Or animate it? Please?? Listen, if you make me talk in real time I’m going to stumble and make horrible jokes and then we’ll ALL look like clowns”
((Masterlist))
#Obey Me#obey me shall we date#obey me mammon#obey me lucifer#obey me diavolo#obey me rad#obey me headcanons#obey me memes
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