#are u scrappin?

[marbirds]

I've almost filled the journal I started in February!

[krispy-noodle]

howl if u would fight eda to kiss them softly on their old middle age wrinkly forehead

[sems-diarie]

@niggette said i have a fivehead ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

[sir-huffman]

⚠ Miya

Send ⚠ and a name, and i will make a bad presentation slide about that muse

[apollostears]

BIRTHDAY B*TCH [ jjk ]

↬︎ anime: jujutsu kaisen

↬︎ featuring: toji, nanami, choso, geto, & gojo

↬︎ warning(s): drinking, swearing, weed, violence

REQUEST. i would looooove to see like for ur birthday u make the boys go clubbing with u and ur girlfriends like their reactions to seeing u all dressed up and dancing with friends

PLOT. it’s your birthday and a new club opened up just in time!

ADVISORY. reader is female and black unless stated otherwise.

college series

➟︎ now in the nanami household, your birthday was a national holiday.

➟︎ it ended up on a weekday so you didn’t celebrate til the weekend, but that did not stop them hoes from waking you up at midnight to wish you happy birthday in a very extravagant way.

➟︎ besides the amount of gifts you would get throughout the month [ + the birthday trip your ‘sugar daddies’ got for you as a surprise ] this weekend the guys got you and your girlfriends entrance to the newest club.

➟︎ now, you have dressed up before but this was your birthday and a whole new you showed up that night in the living room of y’all’s apartment. jaws were on the motherfuckin floor. gojo’s dramatic ass was clinging onto geto for support.

➟︎ toji hit you with the “where you think you’re going?”

➟︎ they were just stupidly shook. you were both amused and annoyed cause they make it seem like you a caveman that don’t know how to dress.

➟︎ gojo got you a party bus and y’all went to pick up your friends before heading to the club.

➟︎ y’all pregamed so fucking hard on that bus!! choso and tia, one of your friends, turned into professional strippers off of three shots of d’usse! the drive to the club was thirty minutes and you guys honestly made the most out of it.

➟︎ you, geto, nanami, leah, and kiara managed to hit two blunts in rotation by the time y’all got there. when i say y’all asses would’ve definitely went to jail if the cops were out!

➟︎ it only got worse as the night progressed 💀 toji got y’all the best vip section with unlimited bottle service plus other exclusive club access and the dj sang happy birthday to you.

➟︎ somehow, you and gina ended up taking belly shots off each other and two other random girls. gojo definitely got all of that on camera. geto and choso were catching ass from tia and leah, while gojo was out looking for pussy and kiara was his wingwoman. leaving you with nanami and toji and they were such dads!!

➟︎ there was no way you were leaving that club with dick. toji’s scary dog privilege, literally deflected men from you left and right. adding on nanami’s looming presence and you might as well wear a chastity belt. but you honestly weren’t really complaining because hanging out with the two dads was a lot of fun.

➟︎ toji danced with you most of the time, which was fine bc he’s actually good at catching ass buttt are you honestly surprised??? hmmm no.

➟︎ choso got into a dance battle with two other people and you joined him to even it out and y’all literally wiped the floor with them bc y’all did a rendition of the scene from white chicks.

➟︎ somehow, geto managed to get himself on one of the stripper poles and was literally giving folks a show with one of the other dancers. you have never seen so much money thrown at one man in your life.

➟︎ you and your girls had a dance circle when the dj played your favorite song and had everyone lit af.

➟︎ nanami had gotten approached several times like he was a bodyguard 💀 so many people were asking for escorts to their cars and ubers home or even to report a dispute. like it was hilarious but in true nanami fashion he fulfilled everyone’s request with a blank ass face.

➟︎ things were going really well until the tail end of your night. went kiara accidentally spilled her drink on some girl and they got to scrappin. now, y’all were gonna let her handle her shit bc kiara got hands and it was one on one, until the other girls’ friends jumped in and y’all had to as well.

➟︎ gojo was too busy recording while the boys tried to break y’all up as security was bustin through the crowd. all ten of y’all left that bitch so fast 😭 it was like cockroaches moving when the lights come on!!

➟︎ to end the night, you guys went to this 24 hr ramen shop and just ate, got more drunk, and had a good time. there was definitely a big pile of sleeping bodies on y’all’s living room floor.

and yes, gojo farted throughout the night.

NOTE. thank you for the request!! <3

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[neotrances]

u guys r like “did u hear? the daganrompa kinnie jojo fan said xyz about ____ and now theyre scrappin in the town square” aye! good for em! get the exercise in wherever u can, hasnt got a thread to do with my quilt though

[souyaf]

my cat and i r SCRAPPIN i swear i can't stand this lil bitch

i got a queen size bed and he ain't even that big. i place a piece of paper on my bed and turn around and start hearing crinkling and i turn to look AND HES TRYIN TI CURL UP ON THE PAPER LIKE????

ALL THIS BED AND U CHOOSE THE ONE ITEM I PLACE ON THE BED TO LAY ON????? broooo i can't stand u ur lucky i don't put u up on craigslist u little fuckin cockroach

[touhou-gensoudairantou]

Updates!:

Hello, folks! I'd like to add on some additional content to tide you all over before our next two fighters! Yep! Two! ...I apologize for the delays btw. Been busy.

Modes:

Are you one of the folks who liked Smash Tour? Well good news! It makes its grand return, and I promise, it's much better this time. Now featuring more maps that we couldn't quite make into proper battle arenas. In addition to the original three from Super Smash Bros. for Wii U and 3DS, we have...

-Toad Town/Rogueport! There's something about these classic locations that just speaks to Mario fans, huh? Featuring new tracks you may recognize from the Paper Mario and Mario and Luigi series! Explore the sewers, interact with shopkeepers for better items, even meet all kinds of familiar faces! You like your partners? Well they're here! And they're Spirits you can battle too!

-Kakariko Village! This is a special map that pulls across all Zelda canon. In addition to its warmly recieved Oriental-style architecture from Breath of the Wild, you'll recognize the desert and Malo Mart from Twilight Princess, the various houses and shops from A Link to the Past and A Link Between Worlds, the Windmill, Well of Three Features, and Shadow Temple from Ocarina of Time, even Death Mountain looming above... what, did you think we wouldn't let you explore all of these? Well you can! Friendly faces like Anzu, the Carpenters, Guru-Guru, Dampé, Paya, Renado, and a few Gorons cheer you all on in the background!

-Castelia City/Nimbasa City! Both such bustling cities, huh? Connected by the developed/preserved desert of Route 4, you can explore the sewers and streets in Castelia, the Skyarrow Bridge and the forest down south, and the Battle Subway and amusement park in Nimbasa! Even explore Relic Castle in the Desert Resort or Join Avenue~!

-Southtown! A central location in the Art of Fighting and Fatal Fury series. I know it's "dangerous" and all, but don't you just wanna walk around? Especially with landmarks like Pao Pao Café, Kyokugenryu Dojo, Chinatown, Central Park, Port Town, Dream Amusement Park... even Geese Tower! Prepare yourself for a total enclave of AoF/FF cameos! I literally don't have time to list them all!

-Wuhu Island! Yes, allll of it. In one map. Have fun!

-South Island and West Side Island! A race to the finish between you and your rivals! Beware the Badniks and the nefarious Doctor Robotnik! Start at Green Hill, then blow through the '91 and '92 classics, Smash style! Even get major power ups theough Special Stages!

-Angel Island! You like Sonic the Hedgehog 3? And Knuckles? Well have I got some good news for you! As one of the biggest Smash Tour maps, you'd be hard pressed not to explore! Start from either Angel Island Zone or Mushroom Hill Zone, and get to robot scrappin'!

-Station Square! Fans of the Adventure titles are gonna have a ball here! Casinos, trains, Mystic Ruins, and best of all... the Old Man.

-Unleashed Globe Trot! Unleashed is a good game and anyone who disagrees is wrong~! Not only do the Pixar-style humans serve as a perfectly logical evolution to the anime-style of the Adventure games, but the locations are wonderfully made! And I promise you'll love exploring them!

-Eggman's Interstellar Amusement Park! Last Sonic stage for now, I promise! You like Colors? Boom, have fun.

More to come in the future!

[greenmetalroof]

so if expelliarmus is what makes the wand woosh from the wizard, does/could there exist a spell called expellicorpus that wooshes the wizard from its wand ???

like sorry i dont wanna fight 2day nyoom ur gone from the immediate vicinity but im taking ur wand so dont u try scrappin again

[trollsjam-blog]

sasster replied to your post “i think i'm gonna cut a few from my roster”

holds up a gun if u dont bring my son to this blog we're scrappin

okay but who is ur son

[realhighc]

Take Care.

(written to Say Yes - Floetry Instrumental)

Take a moment, really ones all u need,

Take a chance when u get it, no point in jus havin dreams,

Chasin Z’s, when really u should be chasin the G’s,

But at ease, got a lesson, jus listen as I may teach,

It’s that I’m, constantly stucc in a fantasy,

Nightmares all time, ain’t possible gettin sleep,

So I weep,and the thoughts in my mind begin ta creep,

I can see, the depression is growing inside of me,

But I,

Try my best to confess all of these things,

Cuz this stress on my chest, is pullin at heart strings,

It seems, when I’m fallin in love I’m fallin deep,

But indeed, when I fall in abyss, I cannot see,

There’s darkness all around, and I’m drowning inna a sea,

Full of tears from my eyes, I’m swimming but gettin weak,

I could see, if this feelin would be, lastin a week,

But it’s been, like 5 minus 3, ta 3rd degree,

Then u see, takin that 53, cuz honestly,

All my years got additionally weeks, or so it seems

Cuz my dreams never comin ta be, despite the E,

F-F, O R and T I’m puttin in,

It’s jus,

Harder this livin,

Really thinkin bout quitin,

Scrappin all of my saves, deletin my overwritten,

Fucc it for good riddins,

Its feelin like my heart has been cold, this pain is gettin real old, need nitroglycerin,

But hopefully the light can still shine, I see the glisten,

I told my story,

Take Care,

hope u enjoyed the listen.

[hooleydooleyfuckaroonie]

OKAY OKAY

BUT OVERWATCH, STAR WARS AU!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GABE CAN GO TO THE DARK SIDE AND BE DARK  VADER! JUNKRAT IS STUCK ON JAKKU RAISIN HIS DAMN SELF WITH ASSHOLES!! SCRAPPIN HIS HEART OUT ON SPACESHIPS!!! FUCKIN WINSTON CAN BE CHEWIE AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I WANT TRACER TO BE HAN SOLO!! IMAGINE FLIRTY GAY TRACER!! EMILY CAN BE PRINCESS LEIA!!! LISTEN LIKE IMAGINE THIS THO!! I’M WRITING THIS Y’ALL!! (Alt idea) Finn is Gab, Poe is Jack? ALSO ANYONE CAN USE THIS IDEA, IF U DO OR NOW OF STAR WARS AU PLS LINK ME!!

[gamzee]

weezl replied to your post “y’know at this point i’m not working two jobs to survive, i’m doing it...”

You should not have 2 scrap this hard but I’m glad ur still out there scrappin, u treasure

scrappin is my brand!!! i am taking my very first Day Off today though, i’m rly lucky for job #1′s benefits

[xs2298kk-blog]

Raw: My Journey into the Wu-Tang Download Book On Tape

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Raw: My Journey into the Wu-Tang Download Book On Tape

The explosive, never-before-told story behind the historic rise of the Wu-Tang Clan, as told by one of its founding members, Lamont "U-God" Hawkins. "It's time to write down not only my legacy, but the story of nine dirt-bomb street thugs who took our everyday life-scrappin' and hustlin' and tryin' to survive in the urban jungle of New York City-and turned that into something bigger than we could possibly imagine, something that took us out of the projects for good, which was the only thing we all wanted in the first place." -Lamont "U-God" Hawkins The Wu-Tang Clan are considered hip-hop royalty. Remarkably, none of the founding members have told their story-until now. Here, for the first time, the quiet one speaks. Lamont "U-God" Hawkins was born in Brownsville, New York, in 1970. Raised by a single mother and forced to reckon with the hostile conditions of project life, U-God learned from an early age how to survive. And surviving in New York City in the 1970s and 1980s was no easy task-especially as a young black boy living in some of the city's most ignored and destitute districts. But, along the way, he met and befriended those who would eventually form the Clan's core: RZA, GZA, Method Man, Raekwon, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Inspectah Deck, Ghostface Killah, and Masta Killa. Brought up by the streets, and bonding over their love of hip-hop, they sought to pursue the impossible: music as their ticket out of the ghetto. U-God's unforgettable first-person account of his journey, from the streets of Brooklyn to some of the biggest stages around the world, is not only thoroughly affecting, unfiltered, and explosive but also captures, in vivid detail, the making of one of the greatest acts in American music history. Raw: My Journey into the Wu-Tang Download Book On Tape

[subetei-noykin]

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Romantic attraction Desire to Fight: none | dear yayaha, do you even fite broette? | low | medium | high | very high | extreme  Sexual attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extremeAesthetic attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme | ???Sensual attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme

“Ye mean ter lass what writes t’ose advice columns ahn wha’nah?” Subetei asked, hesitating slightly and reaching up to scratch at his neck with a pair of fingers. One of his shoulders vaguely moved in a shrugging manner and he looked down. “T’be honest ah’ve gah no idea ‘bout ‘er. Ter lass’ probably...’s pretty interestin’, ah’m sure?” and now he chuckles, looking up at the asker now.

He stares for a long while, before scowling as he throws himself back in his chair and crossing his arms now over his chest. Man was practically pouting. “Shive ih. Ah read ‘er columns all ter time. S’fuckin’ ‘ilarious. Ye seen some o’ter shite she ‘as ter respond t’? Ah’ve ne’er regretted catchin’ u’ ‘n ‘er antics. Lass s’ah professional.”

The half pout and crossed arms remain. “...S’fer te o’er shive, she’s ah pretty lass. Canna say ah’d ‘ticularly enjoy scrappin’ w’er, t’ough.”

[schden-freude]

eeeYYYYYYY lets do 9, 13, and 14 for that quizzi ask >:) FOR MIRAEN

B)))) thank u bb

9. Do they have a background story?fuck yea he does. he’s the baby brother to my first quizzi, Audra, who would’ve been the next Keeper till things went to shit. he never quite got along with her tho bc she was “special” and he wasnt so he was like aight fuk that and this hunting shit n left the clan behind in favor of exploring human-populated towns and cities. he learned how to pickpocket and steal stuff from merchants to survive and then learned from brothels to squeeze anyone out of their last piece of copper, but he doesnt learn how to be a real assassin until he takes an old ‘tivan crow member as a lover and teacher. once he learns everything he needs to know to hone his own technique, miraen gets his lover drunk on wine and kills him, taking all his riches with him lmaoooohe eventually becomes an extremely expensive sellsword/Assassin but killing folks is only one of many things u can make him do for the right amount of coin. need info? sure. need someone vanishing on discreet terms? can do. want a fellow to scratch your itch? miraen’s your guy!he’s never been an inquisitor/leader type, he’s more of the “i’ll protect you, inquisitor….. for a price” 13. Can they cook?ffffuck no, he spent most of his life stealing from farmers/bakers/etc or scrappin up enough coin for a hot meal at an inn. besides knowing how to mask the taste of poison in someone’s wine or soup, he doesn’t know a clue abt cookin my guy 

14. Do they have any hobbies?

his #1 hobby finding and completing challenges. its how he gained his infamy. he knows his skill set and he’s extremely careful in choosing jobs, but sometimes he’ll spot a Challenge he just cant back away from and takes the risk. he also likes to hustle people out of their money playing cards n such, cus he’s a really good observer and usually everyone is too drunk to spot him cheating