#are periods a tw

[rowebug]

are the eggs in my uterus summoning satan there are demons clawing at my insides

[luminarai]

hey, hi, I was just on the former bird app and came across this info from a brand new study and now I cannot stop screaming internally??? what the actual fuckkkk

theres' an article from the guardian here and here is the actual study:

[ohmygraves]

thinking about reader who is on their period n simon who lives with them and ended up just following them around because they don't want to get up because of the cramps.

water? already on the nightstand, it's also warm so it won't make the cramps worse.

meds? some painkillers are ready just next to the glass of water.

food? just let him know when you want to eat. he'll even feed you.

no more tampon/pads? send him a picture of the packaging, he's already at the store getting some and grabbing some chocolate and snacks too on the way.

at first he gets annoyed because you would call him over every so often, especially when he's trying to chill. but seeing how you look so upset and pissed over the cramps and the way you're bleeding profusely, he decided to suck it up and make things at least more bearable for you because if not he's not going to hear the end of it.

has been made fun of by his mates when they were over for game night and you're having the blood fountain, because simon gets all obedient and would drop everything to attend to you.

"simon, need water..."

"'kay love," and he's getting up from the couch, beer forgotten somewhere and grabbing some warm water for you to drink. like an obedient dog following orders.

he's probably learned his lesson after you threw a tantrum when he ate your chocolate and he didn't come when you called him.

[bunnis-monsters]

Different monsters reactions to your period

warning: lots of period sex, pussy eating, and blood. You have been warned!

A/N: I’m on my period and wanted to write something horny and comforting…

Werecreatures/hybrids are already going insane when you ovulate, but once you start bleeding they can’t resist properly mounting and mating you. You’re their sweet mate, and they both want to breed you and help with the pain by fucking you and eating you out until you’re too tired to think.

Vampires of course are immediately drawn to your pussy, the smell of your blood making them drool. Some are pushing your panties to the side the second you start your period, knowing before you do. They become attached to your pussy, and possibly save some of your blood for later once they’ve had their fill. They especially love to save your cum that’s mixed with period blood, finding the taste exquisite.

Mermen get extremely protective during this time, afraid you’ll attract some underwater predator that thinks you’re easy prey becuase you’re bleeding. They’ll get horny, but are more focused on protecting than procreating. They will slip into you and sing to you as they fill you will cum, though!

Androids are immediately worried, fussing over you as they scan your body to check your health status. They give you medicine, keep you in bed, and fuck their fingers into you to help soothe your bloody cunt. They sink their synthetic cock into you, claiming it’s to help with your pain, but really they just want to fuck that pretty pussy of yours and hear you mewl like never before.

Nagas stay coiled around you, struggling to understand your strange body and why they feel so horny and protective over you during this time. It makes them anxious, and they’re extra clingy as you keep their cock warm. They’re strangely fascinated by the way blood oozes from your pussy while they bounce you lightly, and definitely end up tasting it. They get addicted to it, now you have a needy, pussy drunk naga on your hands. At least it makes you feel better to cum while you’re cramping…

Incubi/demons of course become sex crazed, and you don’t get much rest while they’re keeping you pinned down. Your pussy is always puffy and abused during this time, and they lick up every last drop of your blood, seeing it as a sign that you’re healthy and ready to make love and produce offspring. After your period they become the clingiest, most doting partners ever and feel kind of bad that they went insane while you were menstruating.

[frownyalfred]

the thing about many comics is that they will list female characters at the VERY edge of underweight for their height (or just straight up underweight) and then list male characters at the edge or well into overweight for their height and blame both on “muscle.”

Dick Grayson at 5 ft 10 and 175 lbs (general canon average) is overweight by BMI. Cassandra Cain at 5’5 and 110 lbs is underweight by BMI. and I’ve seen female characters as tall as 5’9 getting down to 110-115 lbs in canon estimates.

carrying extra muscle rarely means carrying less weight overall. Dick Grayson might be a BMI outlier for having more muscle than the average human (making his slightly overweight BMI arguably healthy) but being underweight and carrying a higher proportion of muscle than the average human rarely benefits women.

time to get real, DC. I want my 5’5+ women ripped and somewhere between 130-150. If they’re carrying more muscle, it just makes sense. if it’s for “agility” then why is Dick Grayson allowed to be overweight by BMI?

[amelia-yap]

BANZAI!!!

[hidefdoritos]

Menstruating while recovering from a deep-lungs cough is its own form of torture. I feel like a squeeze bottle.

[inkbybambi]

tw: period/blood kink

bear shifter!price is everything you could ask for and more, especially when on your period. happy to cuddle close to you in either form, neither man nor beast is a threat. he’ll lay a warm, heavy paw over your belly, a deep rumble in his chest that lulls you into a comfortable, dazed-like state that doesn’t leave any room for worrying about the blood leaking from between your thighs or the pain of the cramps that linger low in your stomach. he loves the smell of it, thick and metallic, an ache in his jaw that begs him for just a small taste of you. he makes sure you stay hydrated and fed, tucking you safely into his lap and feeding you by hand, if he must. always a fond, sort-of smile pulling beneath his fluffy beard, letting you drag your nails through it, knowing the calming repetitive motion, the snick of bristles beneath your fingers, makes you soft and pliable for him.

he knows that as long as you’re loose for him, limbs easily moved and happy to indulge him, he can spread your legs open later, his maw right at your sensitive, puffy cunt, tongue thick and wet as he laps at your folds, cleaning you of the blood you whine about. you whine a bit differently for him now, fingers curling tight in his hair to pull him closer, begging and pleading for him as your hips shift over his mouth and nose, no longer worried about anything other than the hot wave of pleasure, a sick kind of satisfaction at seeing his mouth painted in your blood, a way to mark him as yours just as much as you are his.

[lochlot-moved]

guyysss they don’t call it a curse for nothinnnn

[dekuboya]

Jon absolutely not beating the spooky town witch allegations 😏

[tacticalprincess]

cw blood kink, period sex🩸

könig who doesn’t just not mind period sex, but craves it. he’s overbearing and doting at the slightest inkling of a wince from you, at your side with chocolate and offers of massages for your back-aches. he really should be desensitized to all kinds of blood at this point, though you feel like he can sniff out yours from a mile away. the knowledge that you’re bleeding underneath your comfy clothes has his cock stiffing up in his pants, puppy dog-eyeing you until you convince him to let him fuck the cramps away. he flushes when you complain about how gross he is for liking it so much.

gets so engrossed in the sight of your sloppy, warm cunt coating his hard shaft in a pretty crimson sheen that he forgets this is supposed to be for you. loves how your face pinches up adorably in a mix of agony and pleasure while his cock knocks into your shedding, cramping uterus. you’re extra wet and docile for him - knees to your chest - the glide of his swollen shaft slippery and noisy, large hands pressing down on the bulge of himself in your tummy while he grinds deep inside your sweltering heat. you feel him twitch inside you every time your cramps make you clench around him, walls clinging to every protruding vein lining his thick meat. the notion of being inside you at such a vulnerable time has him shooting off inside you prematurely, but seeing his pearly cum leaking out alongside thick clumps of blood is enough to make him chub up all over again, ready for another round moments after pulling out.

[sttoru]

what would sukuna do if his favorite concubine was on her period?

oh man, i think that sukuna would be able to smell it. gross? perhaps, yeah, but you can’t blame his inhuman capabilities.

sukuna would, as per usual, visit your chambers at night. he’d expect you to be sitting on your bed—awaiting his arrival. but to his surprise, he finds you curled up on the floor, silently suffering because of your cramps.

sukuna is confused at first. though when it hits him, he raises an eyebrow and sighs before effortlessly lifting you up from the floor. he’d carry you bridal style—looking you in the eyes with a faint hint of concern behind that piercing gaze of his.

“should’ve told me you weren’t feeling well, woman.” sukuna grumbles. he sounds like he’s complaining about you being on your period, however in reality, he just doesn’t like the pain it brings you.

definitely rubs your stomach from under your nightgown. his big, warm palm on your skin helps ease the pain a little. sukuna stays with you until you fall asleep too. might also command his servants to watch over you when he leaves (oh, he also demands that they be careful with you or else they’ll… be removed from existence).

[zillychu]

Venti listened when the bard told him "be careful, you're not a wisp anymore, you could really hurt us". But he only really understood when a stray blade of wind, so small and thoughtless--sliced open the chest of the one he wanted to protect the most.

[bunnis-monsters]

I like the idea of your werecreature/animal hybrid lover seeing your period as your “heat” and getting very confused when you don’t constantly want sex.

Your pheromones are driving him crazy, your scent makes him hard and needy… and YOU’RE the one that’s supposed to be in heat!

So he’s a little pouty… but that doesn’t mean he stops taking care of you and fussing over you… and he gets very happy when you ask him to play with your pussy to help relieve your cramps…

[bengals-barnesbabe]

I Can Fix Her

~ joe finds a very concerning video on his fyp and goes into protective boyfriend mode when he finds out why ~

joe burrow x gf!reader

TW: period talk, passing out, reader's anemic, joey's very concerned

“Thank You TikTok” | Main Masterlist

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~ actually inspired by a tiktok lol, i also may be projecting...

[heavenbarnes]

Omg omg ghost likes to eat it while ur on ur period 🫣

i have not had a period in a hot fkn minute but i think i got this 🫶🏼

there was something forgiving about older bf!simon in the sense that nothing was ever too much for him.

that’s to say there was very little you could do that wouldn’t turn him on.

“si, it’s not pretty”

“i always think it’s pretty”

simon wanted you in every sense of the word and there wasn’t anything you could do once you’d gotten him started.

thighs over his shoulders, laid back on a towel- even his large palm spanned over your lower stomach was helping.

you thought you might lose him to this moment, that he’d stay between your legs just staring at your cunt forever. if it was up to him, he would.

he’d tried to spin you some story about helping with cramps, you’d told him your cramps weren’t even that bad- you were at the tail end.

then the truth comes out.

“ok, i just wanna’ eat it then”

that’ll do it.

tip of his tongue broke the seam, running from your entrance until it flicked once, twice against your clit. immediately, your head was tipping back into the pillows.

fingers threading into soft hair, you cradled the back of his head as you felt his mouth moving between your thighs. stubble against the soft skin, quiet hums emanating from him.

he was happier than ever.

feeling lips wrap around your clit, you tugged his hair as your hips dropped further onto his mouth. a desperate moan fell out of simon’s mouth, hips rutting into the mattress.

eating pussy was one of simon’s simple pleasures- there were times you thought he got more out of it than you did.

but when he lifted his face, streaks of red on the end of his nose and swiped across his chin, he gave you a grin- teeth specked with blood?

simple pleasure? all consuming hunger.