#is this tmi
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i’m so everything-starved that i nearly passed out from the scent of a guy’s cologne after he left the elevator 😞 born to be loved, forced to write about other people loving each other
#is this tmi#anyway#also i realized that now i can’t look a guy in the eye#i’m THE fucking y/n tucking a lock of hair behind my ear
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Imagine Shizun being forced to step on your depraved ass, squirming because he feels uncomfortable disrespecting you like that and also hiii love your works <3
Thank you!! Also shizun is fortunately a huge poser, and stepping on someone would ruin his aloof and unbothered cultivator act so he would never + he's so sweet and milfy, he's even nice to people who are AWFUL to him.
And honestly whether or not he'd let ME step on him is also up in the air but honestly I wouldn't really want to do that anyway because I love him ❤️❤️ like maybe I'd want to if he was laying on the floor and I could step on his chest and watch him struggle to breathe and look down at him and laugh at how red he goes, or if I was bullying him and I could dig my heel into his crotch to watch him beg me to stop while he cries that it hurts that would be nice too but OTHER THAN THAT I have no interest in stepping on him. Nothing but the utmost respect for my shizun ‼️‼️
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oh lord i know the r34 of this guy is gonna be CRAZY
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guys i got boxers today :3 and swim trunks :3
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today I saw the cutest little dress for a baby and i was like "somebody better knock me up right tf now" and then I was reading smut and got superrrrr horny so GUESS WHAT WEEK IT IS
#for the record i do not want to or plan on having sex any time soon#also been crampy#ovulation week#i hate it here#ovulation#ovulating#im ovulating#is this tmi
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are the eggs in my uterus summoning satan there are demons clawing at my insides
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lmao imagine genuinely listening to bf asmr couldn't be me lmaoooo
#lala ⊹˚. ♡.𖥔 ݁ ˖#i say while listening to desmondasmr#when i tell you guys#i need another part to warren's series#i'm literally begging#it's been 2 years#sigh#anyways i'm excited for the next part for castin#:3#april 6 when i catch you#is this tmi#i know some of you guys are gonna unfollow me over this one#chat are we making it out
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What my husband thought being married & poly would mean: I'd probably get a girlfriend, someone we could have game nights with who can take me out to the stuff he doesn't like going to (like concerts and social gatherings of any sort)
What he actually gets: Me salivating over fictional characters in my free time, hunched over my laptop like a gremlin and asking him questions about the cismale orgasm so I can properly write what it feels like from my favorite blorbo's POV
#is this tmi#marriage is whatever you make it#shut up carm#I'm too demisexual and tired for real dating
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I'm so excited for when I eventually pass but at the same time wdym im a man now? Like wdym I'm no longer courtney love lana del rey Fiona apple ethel cain esoteric girl interupted electra heart live through this girlblogger girlboss? Who am I?
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I don't have "attracted to older men" daddy issues, I have "call every older male character I like my dad" daddy issues
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Did anyone else get told they should have said “you don’t want to know the answer” when you’ve answered someone’s question very bluntly? Is this an autistic experience? I don’t know, id still want the answer even if it was tmi. Why else would one ask? How is it my fault you didn’t wanna know the gross answer to the question??? You asked???? why is it for me to decide?
#actually autistic#autism#autistic things#autistic adult#autistic experiences#autistic community#autistic spectrum#tmi#probably tmi#tmi tuesday#tmi tag#is this tmi#GHCGF
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i just pulled a colossal strand of hair out of my arsecrack and i think this calls for a fucking nature walk because HOW
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I’m either completely sexually repulsed or literally the horniest person in the entire world no in between and I’d love that to stop
#like I either need to be asexual or have a normal sex drive the 0 to 100 is so annoying#is this tmi#diary
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Me when I want to have bottom surgery in the future but lichen sclerosus fucking dissolved my labia and fused my clitoral hood and burned my village to the ground and killed my wife and children: ouchie :(
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The first time I ever felt Catholic guilt was when I realized I had a crush on the priest in The Rite
#the rite#can you blame me#catholic#im catholic#the rite (2011)#colin o'donoghue#michael kovak#priest#is this tmi#digital footprint#hes IRISH TOO?
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just did another musk kink request, I'm blaming all of you for this
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