#is this tmi

[joelsgoldrush]

i’m so everything-starved that i nearly passed out from the scent of a guy’s cologne after he left the elevator 😞 born to be loved, forced to write about other people loving each other

[allpiesforourown]

Imagine Shizun being forced to step on your depraved ass, squirming because he feels uncomfortable disrespecting you like that and also hiii love your works <3

Thank you!! Also shizun is fortunately a huge poser, and stepping on someone would ruin his aloof and unbothered cultivator act so he would never + he's so sweet and milfy, he's even nice to people who are AWFUL to him.

And honestly whether or not he'd let ME step on him is also up in the air but honestly I wouldn't really want to do that anyway because I love him ❤️❤️ like maybe I'd want to if he was laying on the floor and I could step on his chest and watch him struggle to breathe and look down at him and laugh at how red he goes, or if I was bullying him and I could dig my heel into his crotch to watch him beg me to stop while he cries that it hurts that would be nice too but OTHER THAN THAT I have no interest in stepping on him. Nothing but the utmost respect for my shizun ‼️‼️

[undyingavenue]

oh lord i know the r34 of this guy is gonna be CRAZY

[love-and-books320]

today I saw the cutest little dress for a baby and i was like "somebody better knock me up right tf now" and then I was reading smut and got superrrrr horny so GUESS WHAT WEEK IT IS

[rowebug]

are the eggs in my uterus summoning satan there are demons clawing at my insides

[konigceo]

lmao imagine genuinely listening to bf asmr couldn't be me lmaoooo

[halsinsnaturepocket]

What my husband thought being married & poly would mean: I'd probably get a girlfriend, someone we could have game nights with who can take me out to the stuff he doesn't like going to (like concerts and social gatherings of any sort)

What he actually gets: Me salivating over fictional characters in my free time, hunched over my laptop like a gremlin and asking him questions about the cismale orgasm so I can properly write what it feels like from my favorite blorbo's POV

[wendig1rl]

I'm so excited for when I eventually pass but at the same time wdym im a man now? Like wdym I'm no longer courtney love lana del rey Fiona apple ethel cain esoteric girl interupted electra heart live through this girlblogger girlboss? Who am I?

[gothcowgf]

Did anyone else get told they should have said “you don’t want to know the answer” when you’ve answered someone’s question very bluntly? Is this an autistic experience? I don’t know, id still want the answer even if it was tmi. Why else would one ask? How is it my fault you didn’t wanna know the gross answer to the question??? You asked???? why is it for me to decide?

[god-has-entered-my-body]

i just pulled a colossal strand of hair out of my arsecrack and i think this calls for a fucking nature walk because HOW

[sleavesofgrass]

I’m either completely sexually repulsed or literally the horniest person in the entire world no in between and I’d love that to stop

[liquidpaperfoundation]

Me when I want to have bottom surgery in the future but lichen sclerosus fucking dissolved my labia and fused my clitoral hood and burned my village to the ground and killed my wife and children: ouchie :(

[jazzbook]

The first time I ever felt Catholic guilt was when I realized I had a crush on the priest in The Rite

[gothghostiie]

just did another musk kink request, I'm blaming all of you for this

[em1e]

i saw a tiktok that said if u clench ur buttcheeks when u have the hiccups it makes them stop and i hate 2 say it but that shit works

[itsallyscorner]

I wish writing fics was easy as pushing shit out my ass.