#is this tmi

[mothg0d]

being somewhere on the ace spectrum but not 100% asexual is Wild bc what do u mean i go from “unfathomably horny” to “if you even mention sexual activity i will rip my skin off right here and now” in like,,,Minutes

[saturnstrays]

On my period: "Wwow, this is just like.. ULTRAKILL..."

[bettertwin1]

letting the blood streak down my legs cause i lost control of my life

[bitchypuppy1986]

I hate having skin issues because one side of my cunt is just red because ✨skin conditions✨. Nothing dangerous and it doesn’t hurt or anything, but it goes bright red when I’m turned on which is simultaneously funny and alarming.

[venus0fl0v3]

me when my period finally comes and im relieved im not pregnant (im a virgin)

[joelsgoldrush]

i’m so everything-starved that i nearly passed out from the scent of a guy’s cologne after he left the elevator 😞 born to be loved, forced to write about other people loving each other

[lambilegs]

bro why did nosferatu make me horny 😭😭

[shhitskinkytime]

Watching my vibe slowly die like watching a consumptive victorian child waste away

[allpiesforourown]

Imagine Shizun being forced to step on your depraved ass, squirming because he feels uncomfortable disrespecting you like that and also hiii love your works <3

Thank you!! Also shizun is fortunately a huge poser, and stepping on someone would ruin his aloof and unbothered cultivator act so he would never + he's so sweet and milfy, he's even nice to people who are AWFUL to him.

And honestly whether or not he'd let ME step on him is also up in the air but honestly I wouldn't really want to do that anyway because I love him ❤️❤️ like maybe I'd want to if he was laying on the floor and I could step on his chest and watch him struggle to breathe and look down at him and laugh at how red he goes, or if I was bullying him and I could dig my heel into his crotch to watch him beg me to stop while he cries that it hurts that would be nice too but OTHER THAN THAT I have no interest in stepping on him. Nothing but the utmost respect for my shizun ‼️‼️

[undyingavenue]

oh lord i know the r34 of this guy is gonna be CRAZY

[the-fandom-phantom]

liking men is horrible because what do you mean i can’t get him pregnant

[kaisentine]

why do i have so many people blocked . . . DID I DO THAT . . . i have no idea but my main has been up for like 2 years so i probably forgot 😭

[love-and-books320]

today I saw the cutest little dress for a baby and i was like "somebody better knock me up right tf now" and then I was reading smut and got superrrrr horny so GUESS WHAT WEEK IT IS

[rowebug]

are the eggs in my uterus summoning satan there are demons clawing at my insides

[konigceo]

lmao imagine genuinely listening to bf asmr couldn't be me lmaoooo

[halsinsnaturepocket]

What my husband thought being married & poly would mean: I'd probably get a girlfriend, someone we could have game nights with who can take me out to the stuff he doesn't like going to (like concerts and social gatherings of any sort)

What he actually gets: Me salivating over fictional characters in my free time, hunched over my laptop like a gremlin and asking him questions about the cismale orgasm so I can properly write what it feels like from my favorite blorbo's POV