#are bananas good for you

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

so important for every character to be an idiot, but each in their own unique beautiful way

[captainershad-blog]

Banana Nutrition Facts: Why should you have a banana every day?

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[bananafire11]

How did Jax react when Kaufmo abstracted?

Not great

[barvin0k]

dumb pookie (also known as Ancano)

[sparkzclo]

revue of hunting

[captainfantasticalright]

Sir Terry Pratchett and the banana daiquiris.

The origin story: (x)

Let me tell you about banana daiquiris. Years and years ago, there was a world science fiction convention in New Orleans. It had been a really hard day. I'd driven all the way from Pensacola and was quite tired. The hotel had done the usual: "Sorry, sir, we have no record of your reservation at this time." When I showed them the fax confirming my reservation, they denied the existence of the fax. Finally, after being ever so unpleasantly English about it, I got a very, very nice room on the top floor. An American friend said, "I know. I shall take you out to the All-Night Frozen Daiquiri Shop on Bourbon Street!" By that time, I wouldn't have known if we were heading to the All-Night Bourbon Shop on Daiquiri Street. I didn't know that there was alcohol in a daiquiri. I thought it was a pleasant fruit drink. So I had the liter size. I thought, "It's been a long day, and I need a refreshing pick me up." I will say this for the Americans: In England, if you'd ordered a drink that was twice the normal size, they'd water it down. But in New Orleans, a liter daiquiri has twice as much alcohol as a half liter daiquiri. It was so delicious that I had another one. Then I thought I'd try a liter of the peach daiquiri, and I had about half of that one. In the 1950s comic books, sometimes a character would have a nuclear reactor fall on him. Then he'd become "Mr. Atomic". I drank so much banana daiquiri that night that I think every cell in my body was full of banana daiquiri. I became Dr. Daiquiri. I think that's the only way I survived. I couldn't feel my upper lip for quite awhile after that, though. The point is, if you make a real daiquiri, according to a real recipe, you don't feel well again until tea time the next day. If you make it with real cream and the two types of rum and all that, it is seriously bad for your head. The Bourbon Street daiquiris were a lot of fun. But when I'm in Australia I drink beer, because if you are in Australia and you don't drink beer you are prosecuted.- Terry Pratchett

[utilitycaster]

I read a book over Rosh Hashanah that like...the best way I can put it is that I really understand that for centuries, the only option available to queer writers who wanted to write about queer characters was to only show and never tell and not just that but to show veiled in symbolism and coding and open-to-reader-interpretation and plausible-deniability, and now we can be open and indeed proclaim it from the rooftops! But show-don't-tell is still in fact excellent advice for writing, and contrary to what Tumblr Writing Advice and The Fanfic Style will tell you, most people don't want to read pages of infodumping in their fiction, and unfortunately it feels like there is a generation of younger queer writers who are like "oh wait! I can tell you these characters are gay" and forget to like. write the fucking story around it. There's gotta be a happy medium here.

[maldupay]

fuck i need to replay isat because i cant remember anything but um something something siffrin's increasingly concerning comments through the acts on losing his appetite -> getting violently hungry -> having tear induced nightmares about cannibalizing his friends

[headcanonsandmore]

*concerned orangutang noises*

[bedupolker]

get my ass

fruit list

[spittyfishy]

Another Chloé animation! I started this one back in early 2023 (hence why Queen Mayor isn’t included) but I finally got it finished!

[fritzmonorail]

The Lore goes deep…

[thyming]

Banana bread with walnuts, covered in chocolate! 🍂💭

(For my boyfriend!)

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

This is my job application for the position of Master of Torments in Hell:

@lxvenderjewel wanted me to read the transcripts of Sherlock&Co. They said they would do anything for me to read it. Anything? I asked. Yes, anything.

I told them to write me 24 lines of poetry about the Whalegina (it's so much worse than what you think it is, tumblr).

In perfect iambic pentameter.

After a brief tussle during which she had to find out what the fuck iambic pentameter is, they're now writing it. Line by line by line. This is Hell and I have created it.

There was an issue with the word trans man because both syllables were stressed, which doesn't work for iambic.

Sappho didn't want to use the reclaimed slur tranny, because he didn't think he was trans. Then proceeded a gender crisis over them realising that being genderfluid fell under the trans umbrella and that they were actually a valid trans person.

They were nervous about it. So then I said they could always just rewrite the line from scratch. And she went GENDER CRISIS OVER I'M FULLY TRANS I'M VALID MOVING ON THE NEXT LINE.

:")

My evil deeds bear such wholesome fruit, unintentionally.

[sforzesco]

THE BROTHERS SFORZA

augh. there sure is a lot going on between them. tfw you know your older brother is wary of you so you have to navigate that fine line of proving you're useful, but not dangerously so. tfw your younger brother has the potential to be a knife in your back, but he's your brother. don't think too hard about what happened with the galeazzo. unfortunately, you're both visconti as well as sforza, and the visconti were prone to conspiracy. fucking RIP.

this definitely won't be upsetting years down the line when ascanio is near death and ludovico will be desperate to figure out how to bring his brother's body back to milan so ascanio can be interred in the same place as ludovico's recently deceased wife, beatrice d'este, and where ludovico himself has been haunting in a perpetual state of grief.

& the background of the first panel are public domain scans of two cards out of the visconti-sforza tarot deck.

Ascanio Maria Sforza: la parabola politica di un cardinale-principe del Rinascimento, Marco Pellegrini

[uukismrfellblog]

You know what would absolutely destroy me

Imagine during S3, after what ever the fuck happens Az and Crowley finally meet up again and Aziraphale expects him to get mad and get upset at him so he gets all flustered maybe even has a mini monologue trying to say sorry but never actually saying it bc these two do Not know how to talk to eachother

And after a beat of silence all Crowley does is look at him and say’s “I forgive you”

Lmao could u imagine