#aragorn treat

[rivendell-poet]

Your “trick or treats” are so fun! And I’m impressed with how many you’re doing.

Oh and yes I’m here to trick or treat too.

Anyone in the fellowship really, but could be Aragorn or Boromir, with a reader who just has a bad case of diarrhea mouth with a side of sailor. Kinda like how Deadpool talks

Trick-or-treat anon! And thank you, I'm quite proud of them too <3

As previously mentioned my Deadpool experience is short clips, and I don't often swear so... I'm just hoping it isn't too obvious/jilted. (And would be happy to take advice)

*･༓˚✧ ❝𝐀𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐧 𝐱 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫❞ ‧͙⁺˚༓˚✧ « trick-or-treat »

GN!Reader | Wordcount : 155 words | TWs : None

Looking up at the tower, you can’t help but wonder why no-one suspected Sauraman. Maybe it’s because you're blessed with modern-day perspectives, but a large black tower certainly makes you suspicious. What’s annoying you more are the traps that have been laid out, with no rhyme or reason, or even effectiveness just-

“Fucking shit!” The ground comes up to your face only a second after you swear, turning to glare at the tripwire. “That doesn’t even do anything harmful, what the fuck?”

Somewhere to the side of you, you hear a hastily covered up chuckle before a hand offers you a way up. Aragorn stands next to you, taking in the mud and trying not to smile. “Are you hurt?”

“No… and were you laughing at my suffering?”

His gaze falls to the tripwire then back to you, “In all we have been through together, I will not call this suffering.”

“So that’s a yes?”

A/N : I will post the Boromir one in about two minutes. Update : I got distracted it took like seven

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[cultivating-wildflowers]

ladies, I need to wander despondently across a foggy moor asap

[aesthetic-bbyg]

he’s fine asf but y’all are not ready for that convo.

[sesamenom]

Quick hand sketch that turned into elrond with athelas water

I always forget to draw him with it but I headcanon him having pretty bad burn scars on his right arm/side from the kinslaying

[albatross-angel]

EOWYYYYNNNNN

EOWYN MY BREATHTAKING SHIELD MADEN PLEASE JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE PLEAZEEE

WHY ARE YOU THIRSTING AFTER ARAGORN CANT YOU SEE THAT IM THE ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS YOU BEEN HERE ALL ALONG SO WHY CANT YOU SEEEEE YOU BELONG WITH MEEEE

NOOO NOT FARAMIR YOU CAN KISS A HUNDRED BOYS IN BARS SHOOT ANOTHER SHOT TRY TO STOP THE FEELING YOU CAN SAY ITS JUST THE WAY YOU ARE-

-me, screaming as they drag me into the insane asylum

[erulasse23]

guys i need to come clean about something

I was a legolas/aragorn shipper in middle school

[rosefires20]

The one thing that gets me about the Lord of the Rings movies is how much they fail Faramir's character but manage to really show Boromir's specifically in the extended cuts.

Faramir gets so little time in the movies compared to how much he gets in the books. He is genuinely such a good character in the books and I adore him so much. He has one of the best lines in the series as well that really captures some of the larger themes of the peace.

"I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend." - Faramir in The Two Towers

He is genuinely such a kind man, and in the books, you see that through his actions but also the actions and words of everyone around him. In the books, you get Beregond and Pippin's interactions and conversations where Beregond talks about how much he admires and loves Faramir as his captain and how much he trusts him. Beregond's love and dedication is part of the reason why Denethor's plan to burn him and Faramir alive gets delayed long enough for Pippin to go and get Gandalf and return with enough time to save Faramir at least.

The movie fails so hard because they have Faramir and his group take Frodo and Sam forcefully to Osgiliath and he has a moment with the ring. In the books, before even knowing for sure that Frodo had the ring, he said he would not take it. When it is revealed, he completely denies it and aids Frodo with food and shelter for a bit. The scene of him rejecting the ring especially with the knowledge that it got to his dearly beloved brother is so good and so core to Faramir's character which drives me nuts with how it went down in the movies.

In the books, you also get most of a chapter dedicated to Eowyn and Faramir and their healing journey. There, you also get to see how kind and loving Faramir is as a person with how he respects and interacts with Eowyn. Just god. He's such a good example of the series's gentle masculinity. He parallels Aragorn a lot in it especially since Aragorn is the one who is meant to be king while Faramir had the hearts of the people.

[officiallanxichen]

hi i'm having more autagorn (autistic aragorn) thoughts. i think that because elves are elves i think he grows up like. not really standing out as Weird because elves are Weird. and then when he goes on his big adventure to rohan and gondor all these people are like wow this guy has to be a ranger he's so strange and he Stares at us and he knows so many things about old epic poetry. so he kind of flies under the radar because he has that Eccentric Swag. but then decades later when the rangers come for the final battle everyone who interacted with aragorn in the thorongil days is like wait our king is just Weird these other guys are just like us. idk i just like the idea of all the other rangers of the north being like the gondor guys in that they're battle harded and good at their jobs but not super eccentric. and then aragorn is just there autisming away

[valkyrhys]

i think aragorn and eowyn should have fucked. she deserved it and if i was arwen i wouldn't have minded.

[tsnbrainrot]

Aragorn looked at them, and there was pity in his eyes rather than wrath; for these were young men from Rohan, from westfold far away, or husbandmen from Lossarnach, and to them Mordor had been from childhood a name of evil, and yet unreal, a legend that had no part in their simple life; and now they walked like men in a hideous dream made true, and they understood not this war nor why fate should lead them to such a pass. 'Go!' said Aragorn. 'But keep what honour you may, and do not run! And there is a task which you may attempt and so not be wholly shamed. Take your way south-west till you come to Cair Andros, and if that is still held by enemies, as I think, then re-take it, if you can; and hold it to the last in defence of Gondor and Rohan!' Then some being shamed by his mercy overcame their fear and went on, and the others took new hope, hearing of a manful deed within their measure that they could turn to, and they departed.

The Return of the King | JRR Tolkien

[rivendell-poet]

Treat request: flangsty aragorn x reader, Aragorn finds reader after being hurt in battle

Of course! I'm 90% sure that flangsty is a mixture of fluff and angst, so hopefully this fufils that criteria! And, of course, thanks so much for requesting! (Also, so sorry this wasn't first day - I will try to be punctual again <3)

*･༓˚✧ ❝𝐀𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐧 𝐱 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫❞ ‧͙⁺˚༓˚✧ « trick-or-treat »

GN!Reader | Wordcount : 142 words | TWs : Non-detailed injury

As you plunge your sword into the final orc and it goes still, your body finally lets the adrenaline crash. Sinking to your knees you’re not entirely sure if it’s out of tiredness or pain. Because everything does hurt, the smaller wounds and general fighting your bodies endured.

“(Y/n)?” Aragorn’s voice is close to you, and you just begin to turn when he’s right beside you. Eyes sweeping over you, his gaze lingers on the blood before pulling you into a hug. “I’m so sorry, my love. Where hurts the most?”

“My arm.” You admit, and immediately he pulls up the fabric around it, looking at the blood and gently brushing off the worst debris. Careful to not get any dirt in there, and stopping as soon as you tense or let out a noise of pain.

“I’ve got you now.”

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[borom1r]

in a perhaps entirely unsurprising turn of events I acquired new Boromir objects

anyways hello fellow Boromir enjoyers I feel it’s my sworn duty to inform you the Weta mini epics Boromir is currently on sale for $12. instead of $40

[thefabelmans2022]

adding merry brandybuck to the list of Characters No One Understands But Me.

[feyarchived]

i’m probably gonna spend some of my weekend watching the extended versions of lotr so who wants to cry over the trilogy with me

[idontknowhowtoplayguitar]

Lotr headcanon, having lots of patches on your clothes is fashionable in the Shire. The more patches, the cooler you are. Especially if it's a lot of different fabrics. It's common to trade patches with friends and family, and it's usually treated with high sentimental value. It's like carrying a piece of someone with you.

While the hobbits are on the quest, their clothes get holes and such. This leads Sam and Frodo to nab small things from the other members of the fellowship, like handkerchiefs or anything too worn for use, to use as patches. Merry and Pippin aren't so courteous, and cut pieces from the fellowship's clothes while they sleep.

Of course, the hobbits exchange patches amongst themselves while traveling, and they never go anywhere without a needle and some thread. Sam is the best at sewing. Pippin is not allowed around needles.

Boromir notices this, thinks it's adorable, and leaves things out purposely for the hobbits to use. Eventually, he asks about it, and they convince him to do the patches, too.

Aragorn also notices and thinks it's adorable, but doesn't bring it up to them. He's secretly flattered to find pieces of his rag on Frodo's pants. He asks Boromir about it instead.

Legolas doesn't notice. His clothes are elven-made, and the scissors refuse to cut it.

Gimli notices the random holes in his clothes, and the things going missing, but doesn't realize it's the hobbits. He brings it up to Legolas, who immediately convinces Gimli that he's crazy and it's all in his head.

Gandalf notices, obviously, and he doesn't mind until Pippin tries to cut his cloak while hes asleep. He proceeds to wake up and yell at him until dawn.

After Boromir dies, Aragorn takes his cloak, and sews pieces onto his clothes. These are the only patches he has.

Bilbo has a set of clothes with patches from the dwarves, from his own adventure. He told them about the tradition, and they all gave him pieces of fabric to use. He can still recount which patch belonged to who.

[afanofmanyhats]

One of my favorite things about Tolkien's writing is that he has a very specific, recurring trope. For lack of a better term, I'm dubbing this the Tolkien Wife-Guy.

This is mainly obvious in the Silmarillion, but Tolkien loves to write couples where the man is a notable individual- nobility, commits a great deed, or both- but the wife is at least equally notable, if not more beloved or powerful. Manwe is the king of the Valar and Eru's main representative in Arda? Everyone loves Varda more, and Melkor fears her more than his own brother. Elu Thingol is the king of the Silvan Elves? His wife is Melian, whose Girdle is the magic that keeps Morgoth's forces at bay. Beren is a chief among the Edain, who befriends animals and survives one of the most nightmarish places in Beleriand? His wife is Luthien.

Even in Lord of the Rings we see this occur, though the couples are on more even footing. Tom Bombadil is... Tom Bombadil, but Goldberry is the River-daughter, and Tom adores her above everything else, and the hobbits are completely taken in with her when she's their host. Similarly, while Celeborn is a mighty lord among Elves, Galadriel is one of the only Noldor in Middle-earth who saw the Two Trees, and her hair inspired Feanor to make the Silmarils, not to mention her own accomplishments in the war against Morgoth. Aragorn is the king of Gondor and Arnor, but Arwen is the Evenstar of the Elves, the descendant of three(?) different royal Elven lines. And Faramir becomes the Steward of Gondor and is one of the noblest men alive, but Eowyn killed the Witch-king, so you know. She got the grander moment for the saga.

But with (most) of these couples, we never get the impression that the man views his wife as Less-Than, or as a junior partner. Thingol is the main exception to this in how he dismisses Melian's counsel, and that's made out to be his foolishness within the text. Otherwise, Manwe treats Varda as his co-ruler, Beren never tries to downplay Luthien's achievements, and I'm pretty sure most of Tom Bombadil's dialogue is about how gorgeous Goldberry is. It's really sweet.

All of these examples really testify to how much Tolkien loved his wife. People rightly point to Beren and Luthien as the prime example of that, but I think you can find it in these other couples too. Even though Edith is mainly known to history as Mrs. Tolkien, it's evident to me that Jirt saw her as a whole person worthy of admiration outside of being his wife.