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jokeroutsubs · 6 months ago

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🧊JokerOutSubs Iceberg Explained

Layer by layer

Explanations below the cut 👇

First layer:

Three kaksi ananas lonkero:

This is a fun anecdote told by Jan during our Tampere interview. They wanted to order three ananas (‘pineapple’) lonkero in Finland and… well, watch the video at 7:44 to find out :)

Noteworthy:

This is how Jan (again!) described his friendship with Nace when asked about the Damon Baker photoshoot during our London interview. Check it out here at 46:42 if you missed it!

‘JokerOutSubs: No one translates it better.’:

Another reference to our London interview with the boys. This is something that Bojan said about JokerOutSubs. We loved it so much, we added it as an intro to our original content, and a tagline on all our platforms! See it here at 0:08!

Second layer:

‘We have a certain type of door locks.’:

Another fun anecdote from our Tampere interview, this time from Jure! Did you know that Finland and Slovenia had such different door locks? We sure didn’t! Learn more about it here at 4:33!

JOS Stožice live:

On the 6th of October, several of our members went to Joker Out at Stožice, and live streamed the gig for over 1000 people! You can find both parts of the livestream here and here

‘Ofcourse the best interview was done by joker.out.subs’ and ‘always a pleasure chatting with joker.out.subs:

These are some lovely messages that Joker Out shared through their IG stories after two of our interviews.

Hvala, fantje. Radi vas mamo <3

Third layer:

Italyboo:

This was an award that we gave to the winner of our ‘How Italian ARE YOU?’ game during our Padova interview. Watch the game and find out who the lucky winner is here at 13:10!

Kiki the PR genius:

This funny tale from the Padova interview here at 3:15 is about Kiki, their ‘beloved technician’ (Bojan’s words, not ours). It’s thanks to him that the whole JO fandom had a meltdown over the lyrics to Šta bih ja before we even heard the song live in Helsinki! Thank you, Kiki, you mastermind.

Carpe Diem and Welcome to the Backstage translations:

Possibly the greatest pride for us at JokerOutSubs was being allowed to add subtitles to Joker Out’s Carpe Diem and Welcome to the Backstage series. Thank you boys and THANK YOU MARK for your trust.

Translating Cvetličarna:

Did you know how JokerOutSubs started? What the first big video ever translated was? It was this, the concert in Cvetličarna. If you want to know some lore, make sure not to miss our chat with Anja, who founded JokerOutSubs, and who came up with the idea of translating in the first place!

Cedevita:

You haven’t really tasted Slovenia if you hadn’t had a sip of Cedevita, a fruit-flavoured instant fizzy drink, packed with vitamins. (Cedevita pls sponsor us). This drink is actually Croatian, but it’s so popular in Slovenia it’s a staple in every household. It was part of the ‘package from home’ we gave to Joker Out during our London interview - you can see the snacks we gifted them here at 3:18. One of our members was served a very generous portion by Jure!

Fourth layer:

‘Deeeeej mi vse.’:

This is referencing the original lyrics to Umazane misli, explained to us by Bojan himself in our London interview at 30:42. One of our members also sang this version in Milano during Umazane misli karaoke!

Damon Baker mentioned you in his story:

The moment that gave JOS members a heart attack. The wonderful Damon Baker shared our short interview with Kris on his Instagram story to 1.2 million people! We love you Damon!

'Your nipples are shining so much man.’:

One of the most cursed translations we have ever done - Bojan slow dancing with a mannequin during the London era.

April fools:

On April 1st 2024, we decided to have a little fun with the fanbase and post some fake articles on our Tumblr. Kris and Jure even shared their articles on their stories! You can check them out here:

Bojan moving to Finland

Kris joining K3

Jure’s drumstick crisis

Jan and Nace’s new cat

Lightswitches:

Kris told us in our Tampere interview that one of his biggest culture shocks in Finland was that it’s always hard to find the lightswitch. You can watch it here at 4:19.

Fifth layer:

Pięćdziesięciogroszówka w klubie:

Jan told us in Finland that he liked long words, so we came to our second Joker Out interview in Poland prepared! This means '50 cents (in the club).' Watch the boys try to pronounce it here at 12:54

Translating made up words:

Joker Out enjoy making up words, which we then have to translate! That means we need to make up our own words in lots of different languages. We have hundreds of examples of this, but our favourite is probably sparklative - and here it is in different languages!

Danish - Glitretivende (based on glitrende, ‘sparkling’, the adjective henrivende, ‘good looking/charming’ and the adverb rivende, which is an amplifying expression meaning something like ‘completely’)

Dutch - Sprankelijk (based on sprankelend, ‘sparkly’ and the suffix -elijk)

Finnish - Kimalleltava (based on kimaltava, ‘sparkling’)

French - Brilliantesque (based on brilliant, ‘sparkly’, and the suffix -esque)

German - Glitzernig (based on Glitzern, ‘to sparkle’ and the suffix -ig)

Hungarian -Csillogoló (based on csillogó, ‘sparkling’)

Italian - Scintalloso (based on scintillare, ‘to sparkle/shine’, the suffix -oso and an -a instead of on -i in the second syllable. The correct word for ‘sparkling’ is scintillante or brillante)

Japanese - かやがいてる, kayagaiteru (based on かがやいてる (輝いてる)/kagayaiteru, ‘sparkling/shining’)

Macedonian - Cветникаво, svetnikavo (based on светка/svetka, which means ‘sparkle’ and the suffix -никаво/-nikavo)

Polish - Iskrzające (based on iskrzące, 'sparkling')

Serbian/Croatian- Šljokičazmično (based on šljokičasto, ‘glittery/sequined’)

Slovenian- Bleščečitno (based on bleščeče, 'sparkly', and the suffix -no/-tno which serves a similar purpose as the suffix -ive/-tive in English)

Spanish - Brillantivo (based on brillante, ‘sparkling’)

Swedish - Glittererande (based on glittrande, ‘sparkling’)

Turkish - Fışıltılı (based on ışıltılı, ‘sparkling’)

Stožice project:

The fan project at Stožice, in which everyone held coloured hearts to their phone lights and held up signs with a message, was actually organised by JokerOutSubs members! We hope you liked it boys!

NACE DEJ MI TIČA:

Another slightly odd translation from the London era. This means, ‘Nace, give me your cock’, and was said by Bojan! We made sure to check thoroughly before posting this out to the fanbase!

Uno reverse card:

One of our favourite moments from the See You Soon tour was seeing the entire band sing Umazane misli, as Bojan was tricked with UNO reverse cards by our founder, Anja! You can watch the whole thing here

Gate trga:

In a Val 202 interview in August 2023, Bojan decided to use a piece of Slovene slang, ‘gate trga’, which literally means ‘ripping underwear’, to describe what Martin is up to these days. Cue confusion in all our non-Slovene teams!!! This is a prime example of how difficult slang is to translate, and has become a go to comment for our members when the boys use slang words: “It's another ‘gate trga’ moment!” We translated it as ‘kicking ass’, and you can read the original article here

Sixth layer:

‘NO’:

One of our favourite memes to come from our original content - Bojan holding the ‘no’ paddle in Padova looking extremely indignant at the idea of sweatpants in public being a fashion crime. We call him Nojan and we love it! Check out our Padova interview games at 13:10

Only BoMartin hug video:

A fan favourite moment from Stožice was the hug Bojan and Martin shared after he appeared onstage for Kot srce ki kri poganja. It was an incredibly sweet moment, that was captured by the JOS livestream but cut out of the official Stožice documentary! Now it only exists in our saved livestream on Instagram!

‘You are and are amazing’:

These were Bojan’s sweet words at the end of our interview in Tampere. It’s at 15:12.

‘Was some AI included?’:

The day of our first interview with Joker Out was also the release date of SSOL. For the occasion, we translated the song in 15 languages! Kris asked if we had done the translations using some AI - but we would NEVER at JokerOutSubs! You can check it out here from 0:31.

RTVSLO notice:

While in Helsinki during the See You Soon tour, one of our members recorded the first playout of Šta bih ja and Bluza and sent the videos straight to our discord server for translation, and they were posted up for everyone to enjoy overnight. We were so happy to see Joker Out themselves mentioned this in their press release about the songs, including the one to RTVSLO!!

Bojan’s fish hat:

Just some fun JokerOutSubs lore, but the now famous Women want me, fish fear me hat was gifted to Bojan by one of our members during the soundcheck in Milano! He posted a picture right after receiving it. We love to see!

Seventh layer:

‘You don’t love me??’:

In our London interview, we asked Jan and Nace why they chose to do their Damon Baker shoot together, and Jan quite beautifully explained Damon’s vision of a portrayal of non romantic intimacy. Bojan then had to make a joke. You can watch the moment here at 46:43.

Bunda:

We love a good mistranslation here at JokerOutSubs, and many British fans were left confused when the boys posted that Kiki had lost his ‘bunda’ (coat), as it has a very different meaning in the UK! We discussed it in our fan interviews in London for episode 2 of Queue and A! Check it out here at 11:12!

Stolen Joker Rangers meme:

On March 9th, we posted the trailer to our new translation, which was a collaboration with the radio RadioAKTIVNO. For the trailer we used a moment in the interview where the boys talked about which Power Ranger they would be. Of course, we had to make an edit worth of Joker Out!

The very next day, Joker Out posted a picture of themselves as Power Rangers to promote their gig in Kraków.

A funny coincidence? Maybe. Of course, we had to remark on it!

Demoni karaoke:

During their gig in Helsinki in September, one of our Finnish members sang a Demoni karaoke! You can watch the video from 7:50 here. Way to go!

JokerOutSubs’ biggest fan Nace and second biggest fan Häärijä:

We can count many important milestones during our first year of life, but nothing beats the moment Häärijä, and later Nace, started following us! Thank you for acknowledging our work!

As a result, we joke that they are our biggest fans. But is it really a joke?? 🤔

Umazane misli in Japanese:

Another amazing karaoke done by one of our amazing members, this time it was Umazane misli in Japanese during the gig in Ljubljana last December. How cool is that?? We posted a video of that on our IG with Japanese subtitles.

Eighth layer:

Wet towel removal and wonky flag tying:

Our members who interviewed the boys in Padova gave the room a spruce up before recording, including the removal of a pile of wet towels and tying up a very wonky JokerOutSubs flag. We had to credit Anja for this hugely important piece of work, so we snuck some silly credits in at the end of the interview!

Do solzice:

When we read a message to the boys at the end of our London interview to explain the impact they’ve had on Slovenian fans, we were all quite emotional! Bojan later posted the message with the caption ‘Tole je bilo pa do solzice’ - ‘This one was a tear jerker’. For us too, Bojan! You can watch the moment here at 56:37.

'Che c***o! (in serbo)':

We were super happy to see the band post about all the translations we did for the Carpe Diem series, but our Italian team had a giggle that THIS was the screenshot they chose to highlight the new Italian subtitles - this translates to ‘What the fuck? (in Serbian)’.

Furious native English speakers:

Our native English review is a hugely important part of our process, partly because there’s some things that are consistently mistranslated. Here’s a few that have become iconic within JokerOutSubs for the sheer number of corrections.

Neki - it’s not ‘some’, it’s 'some kind of'

Dejmo en aplavz - not ‘give an applause’, it’s ’give a ROUND of applause’

po eni strani - not ‘on one hand’ but ‘on THE one hand’!

JOS Twitch stream:

Only the OG’s will know! In the earliest days of JokerOutSubs, we actually streamed a few shows on twitch, where our team was working as fast as possible to live translate in the chat for all the international fans who were watching! The devil works hard but JOS works harder!!

We hope you’ve enjoyed seeing a sneak peek at some of our history, lore, favourite moments and behind the scenes here at JokerOutSubs in honour of our anniversary! Here’s to many more years of translating for you wonderful Baby Boos!

#JokerOutSubs #JOS1YearAnniversary

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suzuran777 · 2 years ago

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Nitro Chiral April Fools’, 2005 - 2021

Nitro Chiral recently announced that they will probably not create any new content for April Fools’ in the future. I remember really looking forward to this every year, so I was a bit sad to hear that...! They mentioned that they might change this decision again some day, so we will just have to wait and see... To remember all of the fun jokes they’ve created throughout the years I wanted to make a fun compilation of all their previous April Fools’ jokes (or at least the ones I remember and took screenshots of). Maybe someone already posted something similar, but I had a lot of fun looking at these old pictures again!

2005 Togainu no Chi 'Vischio Jack'. This was just one month after Togainu no Chi was released! Nitro Chiral’s website was filled with Arbitro’s hobbies. He announced that the next game will be called ‘Makeinu no Chi’ which means ‘blood of the losers’... The new main visual also shows all of them bleeding from their noses lol.

Some interesting new items... the Shiki body pillow?

2006 A year later Arbitro hijacked the official website once more and comments on each Lamento character. He seems to be a fan of Konoe but the others aren't his type... This blog describes it in greater detail (Japanese only). Second part of the website teases the Togainu no Chi fighting game (咎狗の血餓狗 Mark of the Dogs). I kind of wish they really made this game because the description of it sounds fun.

2007 Lamento Love Love Gakuen, which was later made into a real drama CD also started as an April Fools' joke! Asato is Konoe’s childhood friend in this, Rai the student council president and Bardo’s a health education teacher.

You can still listen to some of the audio clips from the original page here! The plot doesn’t seem much different than the real drama CD they ended up making later.

2009 Nitro Chiral mentioned they couldn’t do anything for April Fools’ 2008, but they were back in 2009 with..one of the weirder ones. They posted a teaser of their new game, ‘Sweet Potchari’ which literally means ‘sweet chubby’ and as the name suggests, they posted art of all of the sweet pool characters, but this time they’re chubby.

You could check the profile description of each character and Kunihito’s description mentions that he’s very charming and “both men and women love him” lol. I unfortunately don’t have any high quality versions of these wallpapers anymore. Someone also recorded the voice lines, though listen to it at your own risk.

2010 This time Nitro Chiral announces a new project called 'YO! Akira'. It’s Togainu no Chi except all of the characters are replaced by mannequins and they’re kinda terrifying. They made videos in which they re-created part of the opening and the game, which someone actually saved and uploaded, so you can still watch it here...! The whole thing is a parody of Japanese sketch comedy series 'Oh! Mikey!!' which focuses on an American family living in Japan, but all the characters are played by mannequins.

This blog has some more pictures of what the website looked like. The day after this Nitro Chiral made a blog post about maybe spending too much time creating these April Fools’ jokes, but it seems like they had fun! They also had no idea what to do with the mannequins after this.

2012 I think they skipped 2011 because I cannot find any information about it, so let’s move on to 2012! Arbitro took over the Nitro+Chiral website again and changed it to Bitro+Chiral...

You could play this short visual novel on the website in which Arbitro introduced his new product line-up. A hataki (feather duster) shaped like Konoe’s tail, a life-sized Akira statue made of chocolate, Onnushi-sama's curry, and blue butter which is supposed to decrease you appetite so you don't have to eat anymore. After looking at these last two pictures I think I don’t feel hungry anymore...

This is also the year DRAMAtical Murder was released, so they changed the website too! Now it’s DRAMAtical Mother, which is of course referencing the Mother series (Earthbound). You can find some more screenshots and information here.

Aoba got his own Twitter account too this year, which someone also archived here! The Twitter account actually still exists but I believe they locked it after April Fools’ ended.

2013 This year they focused on DRAMAtical Murder too! They transformed the website into Junkshop Heibon's webstore (the store Aoba works at in the game). It feels kind of nostalgic...

That same year they also released a radio show in which Aoba and Mizuki work for Midorijima Radio Station. They invite Koujaku, Noiz, Clear, and Mink as special guests. This has been uploaded and fan translated, so I definitely recommend checking it out here! They also ended up selling this as a CD later.

2014 This is one I remember very well because I remember playing the short game they released. It's called ‘Osu-Boys!! ~Ikemen Ryoujoku ☆ Paradise~’ and it's a short visual novel which features the four protagonists, except they're all really clumsy and end up in some really embarrassing situations... I am guessing the artstyle is supposed to be similar to KyoAni’s Free! anime.

I don’t think I can show the full pictures here because the CGs of this game are quite NSFW, but you can probably still find them somewhere online. Aoba worked at an adult goods shop in this game though, nice new job (?). Unlike the browser games, this one could be downloaded, so some people probably still have it.

2015 Arbitro once again returns and opens his own 'hentai' museum.... yeah. Someone uploaded the theme song they made for the website, you can find it here. I believe it’s supposed to be a parody of ‘Atami Hihokan’ (an adult museum).

The website shows a map of the museum and its facilities, some more pictures can be found here. I think the art of the mascots is pretty cute this time...

You could also play this minigame on the website which also featured the four protagonists. There’s still a video of someone playing through the game, so definitely check it out if you’re interested. The artstyle has a bit of a retro feel.

2016 This year the website turned into the 'Raira-ryuu honpo' official homepage, an art school that specializes in the traditional art of ...boys love. All of the characters are drawn like famous Ukiyo-e paintings.

All of the ones above are Tōshūsai Sharaku paintings, so it was pretty easy to find which ones they were referencing!

They also re-drew all of the game covers too and the descriptions of the games were pretty funny. Midorijima was transformed into a big red-light district and the people who lived there were kicked out and are now living in poverty. I hope you’re surviving, Aoba...

This time there was also a flash game which could be played on the website, a shunga (erotic painting) puzzle. You can find all of these pictures here. Like the previous year they are heavily censored and not really NSFW.

2017 This time the April Fools’ joke is a parody of 'The World of GOLDEN EGGS', a Japanese animation series set in an American-style fictional town, except this time it’s called ‘BOYs LOVE Nitro+CHiRAL’. I’m assuming most people who have been in the fandom for some time remember this one. They created a short YouTube video series and it had English subs. You can still find the videos if you look for them on YouTube so please watch them...! It’s all worth it for Konoe singing ‘I’m in Blue’ and the Rhyme fight.

Youji is always the victim of these awkward conversations... Some more pictures here! You can find the YouTube videos by just searching for the title of the series mentioned above.

2019 After 2017 they stopped updating their website on April Fools’, probably because they were busy working on Slow Damage, but in 2019 they did post some extra illustrations. Not the most happy kind of illustrations, featuring the protagonists and Naito-kun apologizing because they couldn’t do anything for April Fools’ that year...

2021 Unfortunately this is the last one! 2021 is the year Slow Damage was released, so it makes sense the final April Fools' joke focuses on them. It's called 'Warau Euphoria', which means ‘laughing euphoria’. It’s a reference to Japanese series 'The Laughing Salesman', so they're also drawn in a similar artstyle.

The website has a warning that you need to be over 35 years old to enter instead of the usual 18+ warning lol. They also got Towa’s voice actor to record a couple of new lines on the webpage, if you click here you can still listen to a recording of it.

I’m a bit sad they might not do any of this stuff anymore in the future, but I’m also glad many people recorded videos of the old websites and minigames so we can still enjoy them even now. I couldn’t include every single screenshot in this blog post, so I tried my best to link other pages with more information.

I had a lot of fun checking out their website every year and I really appreciate the effort they put into all of this. I might update this blog with some additional info later!

#nitro chiral #slow damage #lamento #lamento beyond the void #sweet pool #togainu no chi #chiral #nitroplus #april fools #dmmd #dramatical murder

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regretevator-headcanons · 7 months ago

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based on the fact i found regretevator roleplays in da amazing bunker simulator,

here is what everyone would do in da bunker

Bive would be on the third floor working in the offices, maybe she'd go around delivering mail to all the NPCs, or maybe she'd be in the laboratory studying samples.

DrRETRO would also be in the laboratory, studying samples, since she is a doctor.

FleshCousins would replace the NPCs wandering around da bunker, especially the ones in the staff canteen. Since FleshCousins are already not sentient, it would sorta make sense it would be repeating the patterns of buying items, wheeling in bodies for the laboratory, etc...

Gnarpy would spend all xyr time in da 7/11 and down sodas (on the first floor). Endlessly. I don't know what makes me think xyr would, but I'm sure if given the option, xe would. Either that, or Gnarpy would spend a lot of xyr time in the staff canteen selling items to other NPCs.

Infected does not have a lot of options for fun in da bunker. At the very least, I think he would have fun with the events that take place and maybe buying suits, but otherwise I have no idea how else he would pass the time.

Spud! just based on the fact that there is a way to puke (from drinking a lot of soda) and you're able to mop it up, Spud! would hang out on floors one and two, play bingo and clean up puke. The only thing is, I think this might be a little overstimulating for him since there's a lot of loud noises, which could trigger his trauma response.

Lampert works as the lighting manager. He is the only person in da bunker capable of handling the lights. He also sometimes hangs out on floors four and five, and sometimes the vault of past seasonal items in floor 1, to look at his options. He probably collects suits/furniture.

Mannequin Mark feels like he'd be working as a builder in da bunker, similar to Wallter, though I think he'd be making items.

Pest likes money, that much is obvious. He'd spend a lot of time on floors five because there's da ticket land; there's a slot machine (obviously) as well as a blackjack room. I'd imagine he'd spend a lot of time there along with Bive. Also, since Pest is notable for using scrap, being able to make robots, I think he'd be the main repairman of da bunker.

Poob is here to have fun—to party, even—so he is often organizing the events and also proposing items to add to da bunker. His job may not sound fun, but it keeps the spirits high in da bunker.

Pilby's role is to, I'd imagine, sell suits. They're the suit shopkeeper. Poob often tries to drag them into helping plan events because they're just nice like that, though Pilby's ideas don't tend to pan out very well.

Prototype has a very important job of surveying the others to know their needs, and report to the people necessary to get those needs met, which mainly goes to Poob and Pest. Prototype also does everything at least once everyday, going to each floor and trying out each activity for the sake of it. Out of all the NPCs, he knows da bunker da best.

Reddy is the main form of entertainment at da bunker, mainly being the man behind the DJ booth. Yes, I made him da dj man.

Scag works as the ticketer in da ticket land, handing out daily credits, exchanging tickets, and giving people prizes. Obviously, she cannot walk because her wheels are glued to the floor, but that's neither here nor there.

Split works behind the desk at the bingo area, handing out bingo cards to others. Alternatively, as of writing, the April Fool's event (suit contest) is currently available, and I like to think Split is hosting that. She's already the host of her own show, so it's fitting that she also hosts events alongside Poob.

Spud! runs da 7/11. It's a nice hangout spot for some of the other NPCs and they find the familiarity of stocking shelves in a safe environment rather relaxing.

Unpleasant is absolutely useless.

Wallter strikes me as the type of guy that's building alongside Mannequin Mark, but since their preferences in materials are different, Wallter is the one patching up da bunker or making changes and expansions to it.

MRManueverer and MR work together on floor five, at da ticket land.

#regretevator #regretevator roblox #roblox #roblox regretevator #regretevator headcanon #regretevator headcanons #da amazing bunker simulator #regretevator cast #headcanon

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regretevator-confessions · 7 months ago

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one time i was so bored i thought of an entire pizza tower mode where all the characters are replaced with regretevator characters

MAIN GAME:

peppino - pilby

mr. stick - mach

gustavo - split

brick - bive

(bive would be riding on split when you play as gustavo and brick in the normal game)

pepperman - reddy

vigilante - gnarpy

noise - pest

noisette - poob

fake peppino - flesh cousin (duh)

(during the fight the more hits flesh cousin takes, the more it looks like fleshy from the scary maze map)

pizzaface - mr

pizza head - unpleasant

gerome - mannequin mark

john pillar - wallter

doise - guest from the april fools update

peddito - banrey

(during the boss rush the guest’s corpse is just the limbs scattered around a bit)

#regretevator confessions #regretevator

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ch3rr13zk1n · 8 months ago

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I saw an image of mannequin mark in the April fools update and...

MARK WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU

i didn't play the update yet but i definitely will later.

#shit #sillyposting #silly #stuff #lolzers #regretevator #Did he get brainwashed by glevil or smth holy shit

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melissatreglia · 5 years ago

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Did You Miss Me?: Darkiplier in 2018

For the most part, 2018 was a quiet year. In contrast with 2017, where we were gratified to see Dark's monochromatic visage throughout the year, 2018 carried playful hints and teasing of the elusive entity's presence but no confirmation. There were thumbnails and quick flashes that indicated He was continuing to pull strings, ensuring that His presence was felt but His face never really seen.

Throughout 2017, He'd show up during what us mere mortals consider major holidays or important events. Valentine's Day. Easter. Even Cinco de Mayo got a nod. And of course, the infamous Friday the 13th late in the year.

But 2018? He apparently decided to stay home in the void during our days of revelry, with the possible (though not confirmed) exception of the decidedly strange Fall in Love with Markiplier video for Valentine's Day. And for the TWO Friday the 13ths in 2018? He was a no-show. In 2017, He'd returned to shake things up in our safe little lives... and in 2018, He left us wanting more, like the skilled manipulative seducer He is.

Getting Over It, Part 8 included a thumbnail with Mark's dour expression and a suspiciously familiar colour scheme. The thumbnail for WATCH OUT!! had Mark reaching for us in a state of panic (which belied the contents of the video itself).

Try Not to Smile Challenge #3, while the smile-free serial killer laugh is creepy, it's not a Darkiplier moment. Though, him joking near the end of the video that people who didn’t smile at some point during the video are "soulless demons" does seem to be a Darkiplier reference of some kind (or maybe a Devilplier reference, since the Cuphead song was released just two months later)?

In Madison, when his game character watches a television that glitches and fades to static, Mark fearfully squeaks, "Darkiplier, is that You?!" While in the description for End My Suffering, just ten days later, Mark wailed, "What malevolent being did I piss off to be cursed like this!"

Brother Wake Up promised "I’ll try to help in whatever way I can but you have to wake up!" Which, while it fit perfectly with the title of the game, the description also fit pretty damn well into the channel lore too. And Umfend's description was likewise ominous: "You shouldn't have forgotten about me... I'll make you remember..."

Meanwhile, the title for the video of Welcome The The Game 2.0 doubles as a callback to an earlier Darkiplier moment: "Don't Play This Game". Horns of Fear did it one better, with the thumbnail featuring many eyes staring out at the viewer (again with an all-too-familiar colour scheme), while the title warned us "DON'T LOOK AWAY..."

In the Warframe playthrough late in the year, Mark's camera briefly freezes. But in 3 Scary Games #9, his camera freezes repeatedly before glitching back to normal, and he implies that "there's something else" messing with the camera. In 5 Nostalgic Games, when Mark gives the definition of ubiquitous and bares his teeth while saying "We're learning today!", the video suddenly glitches.

The thumbnail for Markiplier has fled the country had Mark lunging at the camera, his face completely darkened by shadow. And the thumbnail for 3.75 Scary Games blatantly toyed with the fandom with text shouting "DARKIPLIER?"

And the fanbaiting didn't stop there. More thumbnails that hinted at Dark included a hand bathed in blue light reaching out to the viewer for the fittingly titled The Devil Haunts Me, and a cartoon of Mark cowering away from Dark's furious glare for You're Perfect.

Markiplier's Tour: The Movie featured the improv teacher stating that Markiplier wasn't at the shows. "I don't know who that guy was, but it wasn't him." Even the Markiplier Animated short I've Got Boobs?! features a brief scene of a shadowy Darkiplier rising from a well and whispering something unintelligible.

For the most part however, the teasing came directly from out of Mark’s mouth.

In 3 Scary Games #5, Mark jokes that a ghost (clad in the classic white sheet and glitching somewhat) is Darkiplier. 3 Scary Games #13, the first (jokey) game called "Death Trips" features RGB text and Mark narrating in an echoing voice. In Midnight Shift, a game where Mark is memorably being chased by mannequins, he jokes that an RGB poster on a wall is "expricitly [sic] Darkiplier". In SCP Containment Breach #57, Mark jokes when he sees the intro screen of a pretty lady in 3D with an open third eye, "Look at this Darkiplier ass thing... it's like Celine, straight out of [Who Killed Markiplier?]".

In 3 FNAF Fan Games, he even chortles that the game has “Darkiplier letters.” In Devil Daggers, he scoffs, “A high-pitched ringing in the darkness. That’s always good.”

[Image captured by me, on June 3, 2018.]

Just before midsummer, I received a pleasant surprise. In Imscared: Steam Edition, Mark says "I gotta go get back into the Shadow Realm, the Upside Down." Which, personally, made me very happy at the time. Since I first became active on Tumblr in July 2017, I've been referring to Dark's void dimension as the Shadow Realm, while Mark has referred to it in the past as the Upside Down, making the link fairly clear in this statement. (Somehow, whether by happy accident or serendipity, my terminology and its proper context made its way to Mark. As a fan, I can't describe how pleased that made me, to know he might have actually seen something I’ve made.)

(But enough about me. I’m just an obsessive Darkiplier fangirl. So let’s get back to cataloging all the hinty goodness!)

By this point, you’re probably wondering, “Okay, so all those hints are decent. But where the hell is Dark in all of this?!” But that’s the point, my friends: He was there the whole time. In brief flashes of imagery, in hints and innuendo. Unseen, but his presence clearly felt as our expectations were played with by our channel host.

We expected a wild ride at the beginning, when Mark made two brief livestreams on January 5th, wandering through the theatre he was slated to play for the You’re Welcome Tour.

The first of the two, “What’s Going In?!”, he showed us the back area of the Paramount Theatre, using only improvised narration and acting to build an atmosphere of dread. He claimed the theatre was haunted, and that he could smell “the scent of death”, ultimately vowing to protect those who would be visiting the theatre to see him that night. He also declares the EXIT a trap, before being pursued by an unseen entity.

The drama continued with “...” (a title that is impossible to find using Youtube’s search options), that begins with an eerie quiet. Tyler eventually finds Mark’s dropped phone. He asks the viewers where Mark is, before going on a search. He’s eventually attacked from behind and the stream cuts off, leaving those who weren’t at the show that night to wonder how the matter resolved.

In Simulacra, there's a brief flash of Mark in his Big Mood outfit with text saying "WAKE UP". When the simulacra changes the colour of the cellphone's display and begins to speak in a calm, creepy voice, Mark reflexively responds, "Darkiplier?" and sounding unnerved at the mention of "behind your black mirrors", then being stunned as the screen appears to crack.

At the end of Simulacra, he gives an uncharacteristically downbeat speech, declaring that "We're all just digital copies of ourselves, idealized in a digital form. And maybe that's the way that life is just supposed to be. Maybe we should all just roll over and accept it, because there's nothing that we can do to change our fates, after all. And who's to say that it's not better for us just to wear the masks that are our digital personas, and live our lives as those? Maybe that is for the best."

The How To Make Slime video goes from harmlessly silly and takes a twist for the stabby. Mark declares "In order to appease the Dark Gods..." then he instructs the viewer to slice their palm and "whisper the words of power." The words in question? "They shall rise. They shall consume. All will be lost when they rise from the darkness of the ocean. Madness opens up to everything." When the making of the slime is concluded, he adds that "We all get to enjoy three years of peace before the Dark Gods consume us all."

I have no idea what that means, but I’m pretty sure it may involve Cthulhu chomping on my kidneys. (Then again, Darkiplier is a Lovecraftian monstrosity Himself. So, if it’s Him who’s one of the Dark Gods? He can have a kidney from me if He’s really that hungry. Kidneys are a redundant system anyway, so you really only need one.)

April Fool’s Day brought us the gag gift of The Official Markiplier Rock, with a suspiciously deep voice informing us that the rock is available in white. Additionally, the video warned to alert the SCP Foundation if the rock appears to start talking! (What? My rock has been talking to me since I got it, and there’s nothing wrong with me!)

Baldi’s Basics: Secret Ending featured an explanation about attaining the secret ending, with Mark’s otherwise normal voice echoing slightly with subtle white noise effects. (Hmmm...)

In December, for the charity livestream and archived in a video called Santa Spills The Tea, a Santa Claus that sounded suspiciously like Wilford Warfstache declared that Dark, the master manipulator and Big Bad of Mark’s channel, was a “sweetheart! He shouts a lot, but he’s just a big ol’ pussy. He can’t even possibly… he didn’t hurt anybody! He didn’t kill one person! If there’s anybody who’s on my naughty li— uh, on my list of people who’ve been bad, he’s the only one not on it.” (And mind you, in 2017′s Markiplier TV, Wilford sang a little ditty about how he killed Santa Claus and the kids wouldn’t be getting any presents that year. And Dark still convinced us to shoot someone in A Date With Markiplier, while apparently feigning regret. But heck, use your own judgement.)

Mark also dropped one heck of a hint of things to come in, of all places, Markiplier Tries Korean Beauty Products. There, the descriptive intro to the following year’s DAMIEN animated feature can be heard at one point. “Snow blankets the field, a pristine meadow of untouched white. No animals call. No birds cry. Only the steady rustling of wind through dead trees accented by the impact of his axe. A crack-like thunder rings out as the ancient pine finally succumbs to his murderous assault. The old giant crashes into the ground. Dami-”

Wilford Motherloving Warfstache was, of course, focused on the mustachioed entity. But there were elements to the short film that felt like Darkiplier was watching along with us. Particularly the VHS-style glitch at the end of the film.

Of course, there were only three videos that year that potentially contained Darkiplier himself.

One candidate is Fall in Love with Markiplier. Yes, the name on the title is Mark’s... but is it really him? The entirety of the film is a fourteen minute staring contest with Mark, as he lovingly (and somehow also creepily) gazes at the viewer in different settings -- by the ocean, at a dog park, and in a bubble bath. The only spoken words are in the intro, over the strains of the music from A Date with Markiplier: “It’s scientifically proven that you can fall in love with someone simply by maintaining eye-contact for an extended period of time. So now, you can fall in love with Markiplier all over again in these three locations. Happy Valentine’s Day.”

The second candidate is World’s 5th Quietest Let’s Play, released just 5 days prior to the Let’s Have a Romantic Staring Contest video. Unlike the previously mentioned video, there’s more going on this time around. The game to be played quietly this time around is Bennett Foddy’s infamous rage-inducing creation “Getting Over It”.

He threatens the developer with the words, “You will see the inside of your entrails, when I drag them out of your abdomen and show them to you.” (Ah, how romantic.) He goes even further than that, saying soon after, “This is a representation of My sins... You will be purged in the fires of absolution, along with all of your ilk. I will burn the heretics that you are harbouring inside of your soul... I will destroy you.” (Now there’s the smite-happy Hellgod we all love!)

But He doesn’t stop there, snarling under His breath, “You will burn in the fires of My own hell! And I will choose your pain to last eternity!” However, He is ultimately defeated by the game, departing our company with “Alas, I leave you now, to slumber amongst the ancients.” (Aww, poor guy needs a hug. And I know just who’s ready to snuggle with Him...)

But the last of the video to potentially contain Darkiplier is... the four-hour long play through of Hearts & Heroes. Is it canon Dark? No, probably not. It’s a fan game, though the words of dialogue are acted out by Mark himself. But rather than simply recounting key phrases for you, here’s the Boss Battle between Mark’s team and Dark, edited by the lovely icedpinkpeebles (Mark’s goofy character names and all!):

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So, what does all of this ultimately mean? Why did Darkiplier fade into the background in 2018? And, most importantly, what is He up to now?

The truth is I don’t know any more than you do. I can only guess.

But I can tell you this: We don’t know Darkiplier as well as we all think we do. Many of us (including me) fully expected Dark to raise hell following the events of the jokey Darkiplier vs Antisepticeye video in 2017 (because He did mention how He hates being mocked!). And while we did get more Dark at the end of that year, it was in the form of an origin story.

Whatever Dark’s planning, we’re not going to see it coming. Because He’s playing a long game. And when you’re immortal like He is, you have all the time in the world to get what you want. Be it for love or revenge, Darkiplier remains a force to be reckoned with.

But here we are, in the eye of the storm. Only time will tell before the final wrath of the hurricane makes landfall.

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Statue of the Moon

(Singers. Normal font = Him. Italic font = Her. Bold = Both)

Let’s throw away the vows and rings

Need more proof of purchase these days

Lipstick marks on my collar

Love bites on my shoulder

Who’d of thought we’d cheat on each other!

On the same day, what a coincidence lover!

You always hurt the one you love

Because you already got away with one

This is a declaration of Love and War!

Well I got to say you started it

Had one each but whose keeping score

Gave the babysitter a little bit extra

Got you mistaken for the pool cleaner

Best hide all my toys before they half away

Only say I love you on April fool’s day

If I had luck you’d take my four leaf clover

If I waved surrender you’d screw me over

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What do I do?

Make a Statue of the Moon?

Put all your enemies in a zoo?

O I love this love-hate-ship

You put me through

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Told your mom I don’t like her cooking

Told your dad you should’ve went back in

Every day is a divorce since the wedding

The makeup sex is the reason darling

Fact is we can’t win the argument

We can’t lose because we know the facts

I’m made to fight wars not creatures

Why mirrors beat you with those features

Took up ventriloquism

To put words in my mouth

During a funeral I’m going south

Put a parachute on a broken Dove

She looks at me in a funny kind of Love

He performed all the Kama Sutra

With the mannequins

Boning in my shop window

Advertised as a flash sale two for one

He made me laugh ‘cause I made a million

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What do I do?

Make a Statue of the Moon?

Put all your enemies in a zoo?

O I love this love-hate-ship

You put me through

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Just don’t want to see you yawning

Built a Human Pyramid

All your exes tall

10 pins I gift a bowling ball

You kiss me fierce and leave them to fall

Still not convinced you’re committed

Made you go clothes shopping

Usually man dissolving

You see me in the Wonder Woman outfit

Snap crackle pop we don’t need saving

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What do I do?

Make a Statue of the Moon?

Put all your enemies in a zoo?

O I love this love-hate-ship

You put me through

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Once took a tour of Cincinnati

I tig you and shout Crocodile!

I shout Alligator! And go for a pizza

You wished you found me sooner than later

Find her a Mermaid in a fountain

I think Da Vinci could have done no better

I see the score shoot in my favour, Bing!

Jumps over and the change we ain’t counting

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Shooting stars go past

We look at each other

Do a Romeo and Juliet

And kick each other’s asses!

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What do I do?

Make a Statue of the Moon?

Put all your enemies in a zoo?

O I love this love-hate-ship

You put me through

***

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yum-zlurplie · 7 months ago

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sigh.. me and my doing.

#regretevator gnarpy #regretevator april fools #spud #regretevator wallter #mannequin mark #“...walltuh. put'cher dick away walltuh. im not having sex with ya' walltuh.” -mark at some point

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50+ hottest stars 50+

Over-50 is the brand new under-40. Listed below are our picks for the sexiest AARP members.

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Elle Macpherson: 1964

Sports activities Illustrated Swimsuit stunner Elle Macpherson, often known as “The Physique,” appeared ageless on the pink carpet in Palma de Mallorca, Spain. For extra photographs of the Australian mannequin, go to x17on-line.com.

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Meg Ryan: 1961

Meg Ryan confirmed off her match determine in a white robe with a plunging neckline. She wore her hair in her basic curls and proved she’s nonetheless bought it 50+.

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Robin Wright: 1966

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Shania Twain: 1965

Shania Twain rocked the pink carpet on the 2016 CMT Artist of the Yr Awards in Nashville. The nation famous person put her slim determine on show in black jumpsuit with a horny cutout that confirmed simply the correct amount of pores and skin. Associated: Carrie Underwood teases subsequent album

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Allison Janney: 1959

“Mother” star Allison Janney has by no means appeared higher. The Boston native managed to make her glossy black costume with a plunging neckline look age applicable whereas nonetheless displaying off her gams.

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Lea Thompson: 1961

Thompson confirmed off her spectacular determine in a flirty silver costume at a cocktail celebration hosted by Vainness Honest and Spike TV. It is exhausting to consider this magnificence was born in 1961!

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Reba: 1955

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Sheryl Crow: 1962

We all know the singer thinks “A Change Would Do You Good,” however please Sheryl, do not change in any respect! The people singer seems to be as if she hasn’t aged in the future since releasing her first album, Tuesday Night time Music Membership, in 1993.

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Sandra Bullock: 1964

Do not name her over-the-hill! Bullock introduced in her 50th birthday in 2014 as the highest highest paid actress, in keeping with Forbes. The “Gravity” star introduced in a whopping $51 million.

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Craig Morgan: 1964

It is exhausting to consider that Craig Morgan is sufficiently old to have served almost 20 years within the army and one other 10 years as a profitable nation artist. The “Worldwide Harvester” singer may additionally wish to take into account a profession as a firefighter. In 2011, he saved two youngsters from a house fireplace in Tennessee. Is there something Morgan cannot do?

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Helen Hunt: 1963

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Courteney Cox: 1964

We would wish to see some identification please as a result of we’re having a tough time consider Cox is 50. The “Cougar City” actress turned the massive 5-Zero in June, 2014 and the actress has by no means appeared higher. Click on right here for extra photos of her bikini physique.

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Sharon Stone: 1958

She could also be waaaaaay on the wacky aspect, however she’s nonetheless superhot for an over 50.

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Christie Brinkley: 1954

Christie continues to be hotter than most 20-somethings. What was Peter Cook dinner considering? And Billy Joel for that matter? Fools, in the event you ask us.

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Brad Pitt: 1963

When Brad Pitt turned 50, AARP journal celebrated with a mock cowl to assist him ring within the large 5-Zero. We celebrated by including him to our 50 hottest stars over 50 listing. Hubba, hubba.

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Johnny Depp: 1963

No person will be this cool at over 50, however by some means Johnny is!

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Marcia Cross: 1962

Marcia has at all times been outspoken about her love for sunscreen. That should be how she retains that younger glow.

(Reuters)

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David Duchovny: 1960

David has the right search for his character Hank Moody on “Californication,” a person younger at coronary heart, albeit a bit reckless.

(Reuters)

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Roma Downey: 1960

The singer-turned-actress is similar age as her equally younger wanting and good-looking husband, Mark Burnett.

(Reuters)

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Gina Gershon: 1962

Somebody please verify her delivery certificates as a result of this can not probably be true.

(Reuters)

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Daniel Day Lewis: 1957

One of many hottest actors from throughout the pond.

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Vanessa Williams: 1963

Again in 2004 Vanessa admitted that her youthful glow was as a consequence of Botox, calling it “a miracle drug, no slicing, nothing.” “I find it irresistible,” she says of the injections. “However I additionally wish to act so I do not do it to freeze my face.”

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Valerie Bertinelli: 1960

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DOB: April 23, 1960

Val has been within the highlight since her teenagers, so it is exhausting to consider she’s in her sixth decade of life.

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Demi Moore: 1962

Demi is an ideal instance of somebody in Hollywood who’s clearly getting older backwards.

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Fran Drescher: 1957

Her attractiveness allow you to overlook about her voice.

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Andie MacDowell: 1958

The L’Oreal woman seems to be mighty good.

(Reuters)

andie-macdowell:-1958

Heather Locklear and Jack Wagner: 1961, 1959

Heather Locklear and Jack Wagner are like what Barbie and Ken would seem like of their 50s – Jack is 2 years older than Heather. In contrast to Barbie and Ken, these two could not maintain a great factor going and are now not collectively. For extra pics of Heather and Jack, go to x17on-line.com.

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Paula Abdul: 1962

The previous “American Idol” decide turned 50 on June 19, 2012. Undecided if it is the truth that she’s with Minnie Mouse or not, however she nonetheless manages to seem like she’s in her 30s.

(AP)

paula-abdul:-1962

Joan Allen: 1956

The Academy Award winner does not look a day over 40.

(AP)

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Michelle Pfeiffer: 1958

After 20 years in Hollywood, the gorgeous star’s face stays as lovely as ever. The actress not too long ago starred in “Cheri,” (2009) a movie a few 20-something man who falls for a girl “of a sure age.” We perceive why. Stars like Pfeiffer hate the time period cougar, so we’ll persist with “superfox.”

(Reuters)

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Antonio Banderas: 1960

It is exhausting to consider Banderas seems to be this good!

(AP)

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Rita Wilson: 1956

Tom Hanks has had this hottie on his arm since 1988.

(AP)

rita-wilson:-1956

Julie Louis-Dreyfus: 1961

Lengthy gone are the times of frizzy “Seinfeld” hair. Elaine seems to be sizzling.

(AP)

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Gloria Estefan: 1957

The Latin singer may be very caliente.

(AP)

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Katey Segal: 1954

What a looker. Peg Bundy’s nonetheless bought it.

(Reuters)

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Kevin Costner: 1955

The “Dances With Wolves” star continues to be batting these bed room eyes.

(AP)

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Patricia Heaton: 1958

Patricia has overtly spoken about getting cosmetic surgery. We would like the variety of her surgeon!

(AP)

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Julianne Moore: 1960

The “Loopy, Silly, Love” star is pink sizzling.

(Reuters)

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Kim Cattrall: 1956

She nonetheless flaunts her physique in a bikini! And appears nice doing it!

(Reuters)

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Tom Hanks: 1965

From “Bosom Buddies” to manly man.

(AP)

tom-hanks:-1965

Kim Basinger: 1953

Apparently not having Alec Baldwin round is useful to at least one’s hotness. We’re kidding. However she seems to be fairly darn superb!

(AP)

kim-basinger:-1953

Dennis Quaid: 1954

This horny star not too long ago opened up about his drug abuse in his youth. But it surely appears he bought his act collectively method earlier than it affected his seems to be!

(AP)

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Denzel Washington: 1954

Even with that bizarre damaged finger he has that stands out to the aspect, he’s horny.

(AP)

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Geena Davis: 1956

Good and delightful.

(AP)

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Kevin Bacon: 1958

Oh Kevin, you may by no means lose your attraction.

(Reuters)

kevin-bacon:-1958

Oprah Winfrey: 1954

Her Oprahness is sort of a fantastic wine; she will get higher with age.

(Reuters)

oprah-winfrey:-1954

Mary Steenburgen: 1953

Mary is as lovely as ever.

(Reuters)

mary-steenburgen:-1953

Emma Thompson: 1959

This Brit magnificence is all class.

(AP)

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Pierce Brosnan: 1953

Bond, James Bond. And oh so sizzling.

(AP)

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Ellen Barkin: 1954

If there have been a magnificence pageant for individuals 50-and-over, Ellen would win.

(Reuters)

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Mel Gibson: 1956

In case you can overlook his current private troubles, he is nonetheless fairly a looker.

(AP)

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Angela Bassett: 1958

Above 50? We do not consider it.

(AP)

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Viggo Mortensen: 1958

Sure, he is in his 50s, not 30s. Loopy, proper?

(Reuters)

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Holly Hunter: 1958

Hunter continues to be tremendous horny.

(Reuters)

holly-hunter:-1958

Ellen DeGeneres: 1958

Ellen’s the host of a reasonably hilarious daytime speak present and she or he has a Revlon contract. Not too shabby.

(AP)

ellen-degeneres:-1958

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Close - Rae Sremmurd & Travis Scott | “CLOSE” is set to appear on Rae Sremmurd’s triple album SremmLife 3

Hip-hop’s sibling duo Rae Sremmurd are an unstoppable force with their third album, SR3MM, on the horizon -- in addition to working on their own solo projects and an upcoming spot on tour with Childish Gambino. The pair premiered the Travis Scott-assisted "Close" on April 18 and just a week later, they’re following that up with a video for the track. Rae Sremmurd is gearing up to deliver their highly anticipated triple album on Friday (May 4). The triple-disc will feature SR3MM and solo projects from the duo, including Swae Lee's Swaecation and Slim Jxmmi's Jxmtroduction. The Ear Drummer Records signees shared the cover art for the project to their social media accounts on Monday afternoon (April 30). Swae begins by explaining the concept behind their decision to release a triple album, one Swae, on Jxmmi, and one Sremm (the two even performe a mini fusion dance from Dragon Ball Z to accentuate their point). The interview then touches on their #1 single, "Black Beatles," and the mannequin challenge that spawned from it, which even had Paul McCartney joining in. “We’re just making good music. We ain’t trying to make mathematical music or nothing like that,” Swae Lee said in a recent interview with Hot 97, at the 9:30 mark. “We’re not trying to get too complex with it. It’s complex in itself. We’re letting the music do all the talking, but it’s still gonna be quality music. It’s gonna have substance. It’s different.” The clip takes place under a full moon, a signifier that just about anything could happen. Taking a page out of Michael Jackson's "Thriller," Swae walks down an alley with a woman who transforms into a vampire-esque creature, changing his life with just one bite. Slim Jxmmi and Travis aren't exempt, as they too are changed with glowing green eyes under the moonlight. Reflecting their hesitation toward relationships in "Close's" lyrics, it's the women who have ulterior motives in the visual. A few weeks prior, the duo’s producer Mike WiLL Made-It shared a new snippet of the aforementioned teaser. Currently, the track is untitled, but Scott’s vocals can clearly be heard in the post below. Alongside Travis Scott, SremmLife 3 is rumored to include features from Gucci Mane, Jhene Aiko and Big Sean. Fans are still hoping that the release date for SR3MM is approaching sooner than they think, but Rae Sremmurd has been tiding them over with releases in the meantime. Slim Jxmmi previously released his "Chanel" record, while Swae dropped his "Hurt to Look" single, and the two came together with Juicy J for their "Powerglide" record earlier this year. Travis Scott joins Rae Sremmurd for their new single, "Close." This marks the third single off of the Rae Sremmurd side following February's "Powerglide." Travis Scott intros the song while Swae Lee holds down the verse and Jxmmi comes through with an impressive verse. It's another promising effort that's bound to be knocking through your speakers until they release their album in its entirety. 30, you a fool for this one Oh, C-L-O-S-E Ear Drummers Mike WiLL Made-It One rope in the chain, yeah, lightin' propane, yeah Dousin' the flame, yeah, bounce for some change, yeah Gang can't be tamed, yeah, ice in our veins, yeah Somethin' feels strange, this cup is dangerous Somethin' ain't right, dawg (yeah), we in too easy (yeah) Been here all night, dawg, really, I'm tweakin', yeah (it's lit) Lookin' to pipe some, ass in the party, look like a pageant (pop it) If we gon' fight some, beat it and dash it, lawyer do magic (alright) Lowrider, my avenue (ooh) but that truck's not up my avenue (no) You cried and said, "Look what you made me do" (you made me do) It's not my fault that I don't wanna end up screwed (screwed) And everything I'm tryna say, you beat me to it (to it) And all the ups and all the downs, we have been through it (through it) Now you're C-L-O-S-E (you're too close), you're too C-L-O-S-E to me (you're so close) Rae Sremmurd C-L-O-S-E (it's ruined) You're so C-L-O-S-E to me C-L-O-S-E to me (it's ruined) I mean, seriously, can I breathe? C-L-O-S-E You're so C-L-O-S-E to me You're too C-L-O-S-E to me (yeah, C-L-O-S-E) You're so C-L-O-S-E (yeah) (Jxm, ayy) You know I'm a dog and I can't control it Wanna settle someday but not at the moment I'ma stack up the cake like Obama told me Niggas smile in your face and they're not your homie (too close) Makin' me claustrophobic, bust down the AP and wet the Rollie Stop callin' me "brother," you barely know me Don't tell me you love me, you gotta show me (show me you love me) I'm so anti (Jxm), gotta get paid to go outside (woo) Blowin' on the strong like "How High" (blowin' on strong) Haters still watch from the sideline (haters still watchin') Sremm and La Flame on the incline (incline) Mixin' up brands, it's drip time (drip) Stuck to the plan, had to get mine (get mine) Stayed down and it paid off big time So many, so many drugs You only get so many, so many drugs So many, so many drugs You only get so many, so many drugs So many, so many drugs You only get so many, so many drugs So many, so many drugs You only get so many, so many drugs C-L-O-S-E (ooh) You're so C-L-O-S-E to me (you know) C-L-O-S-E to me (you made me do) I mean, seriously, can I breathe? (Ooh) C-L-O-S-E (through it) You're so C-L-O-S-E to me (through it) You're too C-L-O-S-E to me (you're too close) You're so C-L-O-S-E (you're so close) Tweets by RaeSremmurd Read the full article

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FAQ: Home windows 10 LTSB defined

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FAQ: Home windows 10 LTSB defined

Home windows 10 will energy to its third anniversary this summer season, however one department, recognized by the initials L-T-S-B, stays an enigma to most company customers.

LTSB, which stands for “Lengthy-term Servicing Department,” was among the many pillars of Home windows 10 within the months main as much as, and for months after, the mid-2015 roll-out of the working system. For a time, it appeared that it had a shot at turning into the Home windows 10 for enterprise as a result of it was seen as a peaceful port in a storm of radical change.

That hasn’t occurred, partially as a result of Microsoft has steered clients away from LTSB.

Simply what is LTSB? And what has Microsoft finished to make it an afterthought?

We’ve solutions.

Formally, LTSB is a specialised version of Home windows 10 Enterprise that guarantees the longest intervals between characteristic upgrades of any model of the working system.

The place different Home windows 10 servicing fashions push characteristic upgrades to clients each six months, LTSB does so solely each two or three years. Which means fewer adjustments throughout a set timeline, a less-involved improve effort, and fewer disruptions in addition to fewer prospects for purposes breaking due to a modification of the OS.

When Microsoft dropped a number of labels for Home windows 10’s launch tracks – these now retired included “Present Department” and the unwieldy “Present Department for Enterprise” – for the one “Semi-Annual Channel,” it additionally debuted Lengthy-term Servicing Channel” to match the latter.

Consider LTSC because the mechanism that updates and upgrades the precise working system, which matches by the LTSB moniker. Sure, it is complicated. However then, it is Microsoft.

That is a query so good it comes with multiple reply.

The newest LTSB is designated 1607 in Microsoft’s yymm naming conference; that is the model that debuted in mid-2016 and was labeled “Anniversary Replace” by Microsoft’s advertising and marketing.

The earlier two LTSBs, variations 1507 and 1511, nonetheless obtain safety updates, in fact.

Microsoft has stated that the following LTSB will ship someday in 2019 however has not revealed a launch date. Due to Home windows 10’s standardized schedule, it is going to be named both 1903 (and launched in March/April) or 1909 (September/October).

Lots that makes Home windows 10, effectively, Home windows 10. Eschewing the common characteristic upgrades signifies that LTSB doesn’t embody Edge nor any Microsoft Retailer (Common Home windows Platform, or UWP) apps, whether or not Redmond-made or third-part, as a result of the browser and people apps consistently change and want updating. Additionally AWOL: the Cortana voice-activated digital assistant and entry to the Microsoft Retailer.

That stated, LTSB seems to be and runs similar to every other Home windows 10 version. Nobody shall be fooled into considering it is Home windows 7.

Sure.

Servicing instruments comparable to Home windows Server Replace Providers (WSUS) and System Heart Configuration Supervisor (SCCM) let directors delay the month-to-month safety updates – which Microsoft calls high quality updates – simply as they’ll postpone those self same patches reaching machines working different variations of Window 10.

Plainly put, it was a sop to the criticism very early on about Home windows 10’s accelerated improvement and launch tempo.

Clients had develop into accustomed to upgrading Home windows each three or extra years, with the emphasis on extra within the enterprise. The announcement that that might change to a number of releases annually – initially, three yearly – was a shock.

Microsoft tried to melt the blow by providing a schedule similar to the slower cadence acquainted to IT: Upgrades that appeared each three years or so, with little or no characteristic adjustments in between, and an replace mannequin that supplied solely safety fixes. In a nutshell, that is how Microsoft described Home windows 10 LTSB at first.

Though Microsoft at all times opined that LTSB was appropriate solely as a minority alternative – one for particular conditions, comparable to machines that merely shouldn’t be ceaselessly touched, like people who management industrial techniques or ATMs – early in Home windows 10, there was vital discuss amongst IT directors about selecting LTSB for broad swaths of their PC stock.

Why? As a result of they weren’t satisfied they might, and even ought to, snap to and adapt to Microsoft’s pitch of “Home windows as a service” (WaaS).

“Specialised techniques – comparable to PCs that management medical gear, point-of-sale techniques, and ATMs – usually require an extended servicing choice due to their function,” the corporate’s main Home windows-as-a-service documentation states. “These units usually carry out a single vital job and … [i]t’s extra vital that these units be saved as steady and safe as doable than updated with person interface adjustments.”

and…

“As a basic guideline, a PC with Microsoft Workplace put in is a general-purpose system, usually utilized by an info employee, and subsequently it’s higher suited to the [non-LTSB servicing channels].”

Sure, and in a method which makes it tough if not not possible to broadly deploy the version.

Practically a yr in the past, Microsoft added one other regulation to the Home windows 10 help scene, one which analysts contended largely invalidated LTSB’s benefits over the shifting options that mark the opposite variations.

Initially, Microsoft promised to help every LTSB version for a full decade. However in early 2017, the corporate dominated that “LTSBs will help the at the moment launched silicon on the time of launch of the LTSB [emphasis added],” and that as new processors appeared from the likes of Intel and AMD, “help shall be created by means of future Home windows 10 LTSB releases that clients can deploy for these techniques.”

The tasteless language disguised an enormous change. Fairly than have the ability to persist with a single LTSB version for 5, even 10, years, enterprises might want to undertake just about each LTSB model as they purchase new PCs powered by newser processors.

We might nominate this one:

If the IT workers decides to change PCs from LTSB to plain Home windows 10 Enterprise – so these machines can obtain characteristic upgrades – they can not merely flip a swap. As a substitute, they need to re-install Home windows 10 Enterprise from media, then recreate the appliance and app collections on the system.

One other requirement: That Home windows 10 license should be accompanied by Software program Assurance (SA), the annuity-like fee program that gives free upgrades throughout the time of the licensing settlement.

Ten years is normally the reply you see to that one. However it could be, if not improper, then deceptive.

Home windows 10 Enterprise LTSB is assured solely 5 years of help – from the time of its launch, not its set up – if the underlying license doesn’t have SA hooked up. With SA, a particular LTSB version is supported for the complete 10 years.

Sure, certainly.

When an organization drops SA on the finish of a contract interval, it’s entitled to roll out Home windows 10 Enterprise LTSB solely. Clients have a 90-day window to change the present working system from Home windows 10 Enterprise to Home windows 10 Enterprise LTSB. Word: To do this, Home windows 10 Enterprise should be uninstalled earlier than deploying LTSB.

This story, “FAQ: Home windows 10 LTSB defined” was initially printed by Computerworld.

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THE STARLIGHT MAGIC HOUR -SABOTAGE INTERVIEW

We recently caught up with Michael, Dan, Ell, Mark and Olly from Salford’s finest and asked them a few questions:

Band name:

The Starlight Magic Hour

If your band was an animal, what would it be?

MICHAEL: There is no animal I would do the disservice of comparing to us. DAN: Dead. Nothing with six heads would survive the birth. MARK: Crab OLLIE: Cross between a Dinosaur and a Pheasant

Which band do you get compared to the most, that you like the least?

MICHAEL: You tryna start beef, brah? I happen to like the E Street Band DAN: The Cantina Band ELL: Nina Simone MIKE: The Wurzels MARK: The E Street Band OLLIE : Telly Tubbies on happy syrum

Who is the coolest person on the planet?

MICHAEL: Hilakleiner4lyf DAN: Hichem Maouche (I hope this interview makes it to Algeria). ELL: Vladimir Putin MIKE: My daughter MARK: Michelle Obama OLLIE: Paul McCartney Who is the least cool person on the planet?

MICHAEL: Paul McCartney DAN: Peter Hook. ELL: Mark Zuckerlizard MIKE: Richard Hammond MARK: Michelle Obama OLLIE: Michael Gove What is your favourite ever album artwork?

MICHAEL: Leonard Cohen - You Want It Darker Subliminal and very sad DAN: Einstürzende Neubauten - Haus Der Luge ELL: Lester Bowie’s Brass Fantasy - I Only Have Eyes For You MIKE: Curtis Mayfield - Curtis MARK: Too many, but recently enjoyed the cover of Meatraffle’s Hifi Classic OLLIE: Don’t have one but Beastie Boys - Hello Nasty is good.

The best gig you’ve ever been too?

MICHAEL: Wolf Parade 16’ Reunion. Childhood dream come true. DAN: Sweat Tongue. Mad Dutch band, mannequin Legs, power drills, the whole shebang. ELL: Destroyer at the Deaf Institute, also childhood dream MIKE: I literally don’t know MARK: The Mothers of Invention in Paris, they had a 3 and a half hour soundcheck too which I also watched OLLIE: Glastonbury 2014. The worst gig you’ve been too?

DAN: TSMH in Blackpool 2k17 - eternity MICHAEL: What Dan said. A band without a singer? Actually they might have been better off ELL: Yup. MIKE: Cesspool. MARK: Same as Dan, without a shadow of a doubt OLLIE: My answer was BUSTED/HEARSAY - i probably enjoyed it at the time. But with further consideration absolutely TSMH in Blackpool.

If you could ask any person on the planet 3 questions and they had to answer honestly, who would you ask and why?

MICHAEL: General Lee, you good, bruh? What colour’s your blood, bruh?How does it feel,bruh? You know why. DAN: George Michael; Was dying on Christmas day the best/worst timing ever? When you wrote “Last Christmas’ was that a dark joke you made about yourself which ended up coming true? How involved in the sax parts on ‘Careless Whisper’ were you? ELL: L Ron Hubbard; how did you find the transition from writing novels to writing revelations, from mortal being to supreme deity, and has the Supreme Being thanked you for your hard work, since? MIKE: Tony Blair. Why? Why? Why MARK: Donald Trump: Why yo hands so small bro? What the fuck is wrong with you? How often do you go down on your wife? OLLIE: One of the aliens knocking around. Do you believe in Satan? I care for their religious attitudes. Interfaith communication is key.

What’s the most recent song you listened to?

MICHAEL: Chance The Rappper - Isreal ft. Noname Gypsy DAN: Grateful Dead - Ship of Fools ELL: Lucki Eck$ - Lowlife MIKE: Big Gulps - Honey Jar MARK: BC Camplight - Fire in England OLLIE: Peter Ivers - miraculous weekend What’s the funniest video on YouTube?

MICHAEL: ET AND MOE. Bradberry’s do Spiderman and Elsa. Filth. DAN: The Arctic Fox (vietnamese dub), my friend Ricky made it when we were like 15 and it still fucks me up. ELL: Boonk Gang Compilations MIKE: Never used it MARK: Will Ferrell outtakes from Eastbound and Down OLLIE: not sure What’s your least favourite music genre?

DAN: Prog-Metal. MICHAEL: What Dan said. Some of those guitar solos… Could and should be charged with public indecency for wanking off. ELL: Most MIKE: Indie MARK: Scouse house OLLIE: Disrupted silence Who is your hero?

MICHAEL: Leonard Cohen DAN: Waylon ‘No Lips” Jones. ELL: Corey Feldman and his angels MIKE: My mum MARK: Oliver Harrison OLLIE: Jeremy Corbyn If you could do a gig anywhere in the world where would it be and why?

MICHAEL: L.A - Because that’s the only place we can find Tenacious D and the pick of destiny. DAN: Atop an Aztec Pyramid, complete with sacrifices ELL: Corey Feldman’s house MIKE: The roof of Buckingham Palace. Cos Brian May. MARK: Grand canyon, just imagine the natural reverb OLLIE: In bed What’s happening soon that you’re excited about?

MICHAEL: I’ve been brewing up a shit for about a week and a half. Excited may be the wrong word but… DAN: Both bands I’m in are releasing singles in early 2018. ELL: Drinking Bailey’s out of a shoe on Christmas Day. MIKE: Boxing Day MARK: Our single launch OLLIE: Christmas cheer

Catch them live on the 5th of Jan in London for their So Young Single Launch and at SABOTAGE FESTIVAL on the 28th of April

https://www.facebook.com/thestarlightmagichour

https://thestarlightmagichour.bandcamp.com/

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