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born-to-lose Ā· 6 months ago
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I GOT AN INTERNSHIP YEEHAW
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femininomen0n Ā· 2 months ago
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iā€™m so tired i could faint but i still have to do my calc homework šŸ« 
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whiskeysorrows Ā· 3 months ago
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you blink and suddenly it's august 2024 and the sun is shining and the world hasn't ended and you're learning to leave your anger three years ago where it belongs and you're still alive, despite, despite
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cat-dragron Ā· 4 months ago
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Trying to figure out my life and it's like oh dear lord I have to find people who will give me references...
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timelord-of-the-moon Ā· 7 months ago
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tiarnanabhfainni Ā· 1 year ago
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got invited to the next stage of another job yippee
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seilon Ā· 1 year ago
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jesus christ I feel like shit
#thank god for testosterone making me unable to cry like a normal person because I sure would be otherwise#im as close as I can get to it pretty much#cant wait for my mom to get back today or tomorrow and ask me when I start the new job and Iā€™ll just have to say oh yeah :) they never#called back actually :) haha#I know they made it sound close to certain but lol guess not!#kibumblabs#i fucking hate this I hate getting invested in anything and putting in time and effort into shit just to get fucking spat on#just emailed the general hotel email but I doubt thatā€™ll do anything. anything good anyway#cause the restaraunt/club is managed seperately Iā€™ll probably just get the runaround or a ā€˜Iā€™ll let her know you contacted usā€™ which#literally never actually means anything#either that or Iā€™ll just be rejected indirectly which wonā€™t exactly make me feel. better#I also applied for the 8000th time to another place for a similar job but Iā€™ve never had luck with this place so thatā€™ll probably also#result in nothing#woohoo itā€™s fucking September and weā€™re still stuck at fucking square one! hahaahaahahahaah SO cool#for real it should actually be a fucking legal requirement to give your applicants/interviewees some form of follow-up. itā€™s just so#fucking degrading to try and follow-up and just being ghosted. like whatā€™s the point of that#it feels simultaneously like rejection and being strung along at the same time. i talked to you in person the least you could do is give#me any kind of update. for the love of god
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kyrite Ā· 2 years ago
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kasper-k Ā· 1 month ago
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Seriously considering doing commissions if i dont pass this interview i have coming up
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aspeckof-stardust Ā· 2 months ago
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leadmeastraylittlefairy Ā· 6 months ago
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i wish that my student loan people would stop changing my shit for no reason with no warning or at least make sure your employees understand whatā€™s happening enough to be able to explain whyā€¦
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sagxshi Ā· 1 year ago
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i fucking hate everything about applying for mcat fee assistance this shit fucking sucks fuck the aamc
#splatter speaks#personal //#dont rb///#like. the whole thing is super fucking classist. its not enough to say that youre poor and submit like tax returns. no they want like 15#goddamn documents. they want some from each parent (even if you dont live with them. i havent lived with my dad in decades and they still#wanted like. welfare statements. ). i actually just had to resubmit a bunch of forms bc they werent Precise enough.#it took me fucking MONTHS!!! to get everything together thanks to bureaucratic nonsense!!!#i started this application in JUNE. it is now SEPTEMBER.#like listen i wouldve given up if it werent for how fucking much i want to pursue medicine.#i stfg they do this on purpose to prevent poor people from applying.#this would be so helpful. like it means i dont have to pay as much to send each school app later (it costs hundreds per school). and it#also drops the price of the MCAT exam itself from $330 to $150.#i dont plan on taking it more than i have to but still. any little bit helps.#listen idk this turned into a whole ass rant. plus i have work tomorrow and i spent like 3 hours precharting bc we have 47 fucking patients#tomorrow for some fucking reason. who the fuck decided that would be ok. we normally see high 30s if that.#oh and this isnt even touching the fact i have to write a second essay talking about why i identify as like. a marginalized group. like. im#fucking disabled dude. why are you making it Harder for disabled people and not making the abled people write about why THEY should get in.#jk i know why!!! its ableism!!!!#jesus christ. im so drained. like yall i just want to be a forensic pathologist SO BAD. ive been aiming for that since high school#i know medicine is a horrible field rn but like. i genuinely want to do it.#anyways idk how else to say it. plus my hands hurt from typing all this
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nabsthevulture Ā· 1 year ago
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wish the immense stress would calm down for a second
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thetriumphantpanda Ā· 3 months ago
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you'll just have to taste me | joel miller
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Summary | He knows he's no good, knows it's a bad idea, you're out of bounds and should stay that way, but it's okay to test the waters, right?
Pairing | Joel Miller x F!Reader
Word Count | 1.7K
Warnings | this is literally 1.7k of utter filth, you've been warned, it's nasty, I told you, okay? Unspecified age gap, Joel is your dad's buddy and Sarah is your friend. Joel fights with his morals but the pussy is too good. Explicit smut, JUST THE TIP, unprotected PiV, cumshot, cum eating, spit play, dirty talk, Joel talks you through it. No outbreak au, no use of Y/N.
Authors Note | I AM SO INCREDIBLY LATE TO POST THIS, but this is my entry to @hellishjoel's HOT DILF SUMMER CHALLENGE. I know it's September and this was not my original idea, but it came to me and I wrote this in less than an hour. It's filth and it's nasty and I beg you not to judge me okay? Written and edited on my phone so forgive any mistakes.
Divider by @saradika
Main Masterlist | Ko-Fi
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Heā€™s going to hell. Heā€™s always known it. Despite the years of his parents putting him in his Sunday best and taking him to church each week with his brother, despite his upbringing and the way heā€™s always tried to be the perfect southern gentleman, Joel Miller is going to hell, and the evidence in right in front of him.
You. His buddyā€™s daughter. His own daughterā€™s friend. The bane of his existence for the whole damn summer, with your short dresses and flirty eyes and the way you make him laugh and the way heā€™s wanted you since you waltzed back into town, masters degree under arm, with one purpose which seemed to be to turn him on at every possible opportunity.
Itā€™s been bubbling for weeks. Youā€™d caught him in the corridor during movie night with Sarah, whilst she was downstairs microwaving popcorn and heā€™d had no choice but to kiss you, your lips drenched in something that tasted like mango and made him dizzy. Then, at the annual neighbourhood cookout, when youā€™d dropped a fork and bent over to pick it up, flashing him those skimpy panties as you did, heā€™d had no choice then but to drag you upstairs and teach you a lesson, ten sharp slaps on your pert ass and strong words that you needed to stop. He doesnā€™t doubt you went home that night and shoved three fingers into your cunt and dreamt of him as you came.
But now, itā€™s all real. Sarahā€™s gone back to college, your parents back to work, and you have nothing lined up until you start getting invited to interview for positions that youā€™d applied to with a slew of applications about two weeks ago. Itā€™s why youā€™re on his bed, itā€™s why heā€™s left Tommy on site on his own, and why youā€™re bare as the day you were born, legs spread obscenely, pussy on display as he stands at the foot of his bed and contemplates whether he really should do this.
ā€œYā€™scared, old man?ā€ You tease, one hand trailing down your body, two fingers spreading the swollen lips of your cunt, middle finger dipping inside.
He can see the webbing of slick you drag from yourself, finger slow as it circles your clit. His eyes canā€™t miss the way your hole flutters as you touch yourself, like itā€™s begging to be filled, begging to be filled by his throbbing cock that heā€™s currently fisting in his hand.
ā€œAinā€™t scared,ā€ He mutters, ā€œYā€™sure you wanna do this?ā€
You donā€™t speak in response, just dip two fingers back into your weeping cunt and start fucking yourself with them. He squeezes his cock a little tighter in his hand, feeling the weeping of pre-cum at his tip as he watches.
ā€œAinā€™t no cominā€™ back from this.ā€ He muses, moving forward, knees on the mattress, your legs spreading wider to accommodate the width of his thighs.
ā€œWant you,ā€ Is all he hears from your mouth as his cock rests on your pussy, hot and heavy against your skin, ā€œWant your cock, Joel.ā€
He thrusts his hips a little at that, dragging his length through the soaking folds of your cunt, head rubbing against the swollen bud of your clit.
ā€œYā€™sure?ā€ He asks, continuing the rub of his cock, ā€œItā€™s all over then, baby,ā€ He coos, ā€œIā€™ll ruin ya.ā€
ā€œGood,ā€ You groan out, hips shifting to try and catch his tip at your entrance, to try and get exactly what you want, ā€œI want it, Joel, I want it bad.ā€
ā€œYā€™know what I think?ā€ He asks, looking down at you, stopping his movements and opting to circle your clit with his thumb instead, ā€œI reckon we need tā€™make sure.ā€
ā€œI am-ā€ You try and protest, but heā€™s shushing you.
ā€œI reckon,ā€ He says slowly, bringing the tip of his cock to press to your weeping core, ā€œIt donā€™t count if itā€™s just the tip,ā€ He pushes his hips forward ever so slightly, not enough to sink inside, but enough that heā€™s already had a taste of what youā€™ll feel like around him, ā€œJust the tip baby, and then weā€™ll know.ā€
He looks down at you and he can see your wild eyes, the way you nod your head against the mattress. Youā€™re such a good girl for him, taking whatever heā€™ll give you, so he does just that. With three fingers on the base of his cock, he lets the tip of him push inside you, just enough that the head of his cock is nestled inside you, and he knows heā€™s fucked.
Youā€™re tight and youā€™re warm and youā€™re breathing and whimpering for him, and those perfect walls are clenching around him so right and so good that it takes every ounce of self-control he has not to shove his cock all the way in and damn you both to hell.
ā€œJesus girl,ā€ He breathes, one hand clutching at your hip to hold you still, ā€œFuckinā€™ perfect, ainā€™t ya?ā€
You donā€™t speak back to him, itā€™s all you can do to lie and try not to writhe too much as he starts his shallow thrusts. The head of his cock popping from your wet cunt and then being sucked back in so perfectly. Heā€™s had his fair share of women since Sarah went to college and he knows heā€™s a lot to take, knows that he knows what heā€™s doing too, but when he looks down at you, your eyes tilted back in your skull, cunt squeezing him just right, he canā€™t help but think this is what heā€™s been missing.
ā€œThat good?ā€ He asks, bringing his thumb back to your clit, swirling wetness across it as he continues the shallow thrusts of his hips.
ā€œWant it all,ā€ You grumble, ā€œCan take it all, Joel.ā€
ā€œAinā€™t got a doubt,ā€ He teases, but doesnā€™t relent, ā€œBut we gotta make sure.ā€
He wants to lean down, wants to cover your body with his own and suck one of your perfect nipples into his mouth, but he knows the minute he does youā€™ll beg him so nice and heā€™ll break, so he resists, swirling his thumb across your clit with more purpose now.
ā€œMā€™gonna-ā€ You choke out, and he knows, he can feel it, the way youā€™re fluttering and tightening around the head of his cock so perfectly, ā€œGonna come, Joel.ā€
ā€œYeah?ā€ He asks ruefully, ā€œGonna come on my cock, pretty girl?ā€ He smiling down at you as your mouth drops open, your cunt pulling painfully tight around him, ā€œGo on, you can do it,ā€ He babbles, trying to fight the tightening in his own stomach until youā€™ve come for him, ā€œCome for me, baby.ā€
And you do, by God you do, and he thinks it might be the most beautiful thing heā€™s ever seen, the sweetest thing heā€™s ever heard. You whine, a high-pitched kind of thing, eyes clamping shut as you arch your back. Thereā€™s more slick around his cock than heā€™s ever seen before, making it easy for the tip of his cock to ease you through it. The convulsing of your walls around him bring him to his own end, using his last braincell to drag the tip from your cunt and give himself three strokes before the thick ropes of his cum are splashing across your swollen pussy. He watches where they land, painting your skin as his own as his head tips back and breathes a sigh of relief.
He knowā€™s he should stop, but thereā€™s something mesmerising about the mix of his cum and your own, the way heā€™s dripping down you and onto his sheets. His shuffles down a little and leans forward, using his thumbs to spread your pussy open, before he uses his tongue to gather the mess down there. Heā€™s slurping at you, tasting your cunt through his cum, gathering as much of the two of you as he can in his mouth.
Youā€™re moaning for him when his tongue flicks a few times at your sensitive bud, but then his body is over yours, weight pressed against you as one of his hands takes your chin, squeezing at your jaw to get you to open your mouth, which you do, gladly.
Joel opens his own mouth, letting his cum, your slick and his spit drop from his own into your waiting mouth. He doesnā€™t give you a minute to swallow anything, his tongue mixing with yours in a kiss that is messy and obscene. He can feel your hips against his own, your hot cunt pressing against him. If he was younger, heā€™d pin you down and fuck you again, this time for real, but all he can do is pull away.
ā€œSwallow it,ā€ He orders, closing your mouth and watching the bob of your throat as you do what he says, producing your tongue for him, ā€œGood fuckinā€™ girl.ā€
He unceremoniously collapses onto the bed next to you, arm over his eyes as he tries to recover some semblance of composure. He can feel your body next to his, shuffling a little closer, and then he can hear you stifling a laugh and then before long, itā€™s not stifled, itā€™s full on laughter. He takes his arm from his eyes and looks at you, and canā€™t help but start laughing himself, until his ribs hurt and youā€™ve calmed down enough, your body draped across his in the mid-afternoon glow.
ā€œThis is bad, huh?ā€ You whisper, fingers dancing through the smattering of hair across his chest.
ā€œTerrible, really.ā€ He responds.
ā€œIā€™m sure though,ā€ And he holds you a little tighter at that, ā€œNext time, I want the whole thing.ā€
ā€œDonā€™t worry baby,ā€ He says quietly, pressing his lips to the crown of your head, ā€œYou can have whatever you want next time.ā€
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fingertipsmp3 Ā· 2 years ago
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Okay lads, I need a prayer circle or possibly witchcraft or something. I have a job interview on Wednesday and not to be dramatic or anything but if I donā€™t get it Iā€™m going to make it everyoneā€™s problem
#okay so like. i donā€™t have a Confirmed job interview. but basically i sent my application in last week and the lady called me today#and was like ā€˜did you forget to fill in the supporting evidence or do i have an old file or something?ā€™ and i was like ā€˜i definitely#forgot to fill in the supporting evidenceā€™ and she gave me the opportunity to resubmit my application with the evidence#as long as i do it by tomorrow afternoon. and i immediately agreed because of course#but like.. she told me the interview day AND she put in the effort to do this in the first place. so she must think my application is good#aside from the fact that a whole page of it was missing#i feel like if i got an incomplete application and it also sucked i would simply not call the person ever. but she took the time to call me#and give me another chance. lads i think iā€™m getting an interview#also i spent like an hour on the supporting evidence just now and like.. itā€™s good. BELIEVE me; itā€™s good#i can write my way into or out of anything. my writing has ruined careers (not mine) and been nominated for accolades (mine)#itā€™s a good statement#my problem is simply that i donā€™t interview well. i only got the library job because it was volunteering#and i only got the bartending job because the world cup was about to start and the landlord just wanted anybody who could hold glasses#and i only got the teaching job because no one on the panel knew what ESOL was and i bamboozled them with my ways#every other job i have gone for from retail to medical to academic i have failed HORRIBLY#mcdonaldā€™s didnā€™t even want me. mcdonaldā€™s!! i mean i did get in an argument with the manager but still#and that sort of thing is exactly what i canā€™t be doing in this interview. so if you could all send good vibes or generally pray that i will#come across as a normal and competent person who would make an acceptable teaching assistant at a primary school; that would be amazing#because the thing is i know i could do the job. but will they believe that and will they like me? they need to#i really want this job man. the school is in walking distance and my goddaughter is going to be starting there in september#and i think it would just be so nice. genuinely#personal
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dashcon-two Ā· 3 months ago
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Our First Update!
Hi everyone! Wow, the reception to DashCon 2 online has been insane. We are so incredibly grateful for the support! We know that there havenā€™t been a ton of updates in these past few weeks, but we promise that weā€™ve been planning a bunch behind the scenes. We're going to be going over a lot of information here that we covered in our newsletter, along with some more behind-the-scenes details.Ā 
If you havenā€™t subscribed to our newsletter, please consider doing so! Weā€™ll be putting out monthly summaries of important updates, alongside regular short posts here on our blog and these longer summaries.
NOTICE 07/9/2024: We're currently having some trouble with the newsletter and cannot guarantee that you'll receive our summary right away. We're sorry for the inconvenience and working hard to resolve the matter
WHY HAVENā€™T THERE BEEN MORE UPDATESĀ 
Frankly, a lot of the stuff weā€™ve been working on is pretty boring. Weā€™ve been working a lot on budgeting and logistics, what youā€™d expect from a con thatā€™s still pretty early on in development. We also havenā€™t wanted to rush announcing anything just to have something to put out; we donā€™t want to make promises that we canā€™t keep. We have more in the works, we promise, but weā€™ve been taking time to make sure that weā€™re laying a strong foundation for all future plans.Ā 
To be completely honest, we originally planned on publically announcing our plans in mid-September, which has definitely impacted our publication schedule. When we learned of Strange Aeonsā€™ DashCon video we realized that it would be a great time to reach out to her (which weā€™d already planned on doing), and go public with our plans. We were also concerned that if we went public after her video it would be assumed that this was a cashgrab aiming to ride the hype from her video. Because of this, weā€™ve had far less to announce than we wouldā€™ve necessarily liked. However, weā€™re now at the stage where weā€™ll have a more consistent update schedule going forward.Ā 
OUR TEAM
To start, we have received a lot of questions about our team and experience. The DashCon 2 team is a mishmash of people in and around the convention world. For specifics you can consult our Ā About Us page, but as a collective we have people who have worked professionally as event/programming coordinators, volunteered at conventions/festivals/renaissance fairs, and of course, we've all been attending conventions as guests for over a decade.Ā 
If youā€™re interested in potentially joining our team, weā€™ve now opened up volunteer applications for people interested in helping organize DashCon Two. Please fill out this form, and weā€™ll be in touch soon!
Our team is also working hard to connect with other people in the con scene, especially in our local area. Weā€™d like to give a big thanks to Jenn from Dangerous Ladies for consulting with us and shouting us out on Twitter. Please check her out on Twitter @dangerousladies!Ā  If youā€™ve been involved in con organization and wouldnā€™t mind having a quick chat with us, weā€™d love to hear your two cents! Please contact us through this form.
VENUE
Unfortunately we don't have a specific venue confirmed yet. Weā€™ve been in contact with a variety of venues available around our preferred date, but we're still negotiating the details. We cannot confirm anything until paperwork has been signed, but know that not matter what, we will be paying for our venue in advance.
Because of some new venue updates (that we can't talk about yet), the date of our event may be subject to change, but will remain within the month of July.
VENDOR APPLICATIONS
The team is thrilled by the excitement so many Canadian artists have for vending at DashCon 2. Vendor applications are not open yet because we haven't yet signed for the venue. Once the venue is confirmed we'll be able to finalize our numbers, including attendee expectations and price.
Thanks for reading! The DashCon 2 Team
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