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how come?

we have a guy in the tower who does tarot spreads and predicts the most fortuitous gate location for any given plane

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three times a year we have the monastery poetry slam but some of the brothers are taking vows of silence so they just get up there and look at us for a while and then we all clap

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i understand why people like the queue and i do respect you guys for using it but that is just not how i roll. if i think these 37 posts are funny you’re seeing them right fucking now

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thinking about how sasuke’s chidori would have killed sakura or karin if he’d gone through with it. and how naruto’s partial transformations into the nine-tailed fox badly injured sakura and almost killed jiraiya.

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Soulmates as a horror concept.

You WILL love this person. It doesn't matter who you loved before; any feelings you had, any promises you made, they will become inconsequential as soon as you lock eyes with the stranger Fate has picked for you.

There's no way to stop it.

There's no way to say "no."

You will meet someone and with a single glance, both of you will become someone new, someone who's now bound to this stranger whether you like it or not, want it or not.

Trapped in a dance together until the day you die.

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folk hero really

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jokes are a tad rote here but i liked the last joke

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I make my friend read the Lolita cherik fic >> she and I scream at each other over how much the authors coddled Charles (who is a pedophile) >> we do a Lolita re-read out of spite >> I get very into Nabokov >> this transforms my writing style and I craft a short story I really like >> I use this short to apply to a UK creative writing workshop >> I get accepted with a scholarship >> I befriend the Famous White Academic leading it >> they agree to write my LORs >> I get into graduate school despite going to a shitty Indian uni

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only 5 seconds

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A pig photobombs a rural wedding, location unknown, but somewhere in England, 1927.

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Information

'Letters' (or entries) from Theobald Wolfe Tone's Eighteenth century diary, written during the period of his exile in Revolutionary France from 1796-98. Updates daily whenever Tone makes an entry in his diary.

All updates are taken from the 1826 copy of the Life of Theobald Wolfe Tone, published by his son. This is available for free on archive.org. Thomas Bartlett also has an excellent edited collection of the diary, which compiles other writings of Tone’s and adds useful commentary.

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This is the funnest expression ever pulled in all of starwars history

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Modern Mobei Jun would make Shang Qinghua keep track of all of his passwords for him. Shang Qinghua keeps suggesting various password managers but Mobei Jun just scowls until he stops talking and logs him back into his email. He gets 2 factor authentification but he always gives it Shang Qinghua's phone number.

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I dont think lbh ever really tried to kill lqg during the 5 years of corpse-zun...but i think it would be hilarious if, because liu qingge is an anomoly who was never meant to fight lbh, who admittedly isnt on binghe's level but hes still pidw's war god.....

Lbh just is incapable of killing lqg. Like some sort of video game glitch, like when you take an item out of its designated area when youre not supposed to and the game cant quite do what you want to, everytime binghe tries to kill lqg some sort of looney tunes-shit happens that save lqg last minute. Like the worlds game engine can let them fight, and Lqg will never be able to beat lbh in a fight, but everytime lbh tries to actually kill the man, he starts falling into xianxia manholes and xianxia anvils start falling a la the beam falling during the skinner incident

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Happy Year of the Snake! I am done with my art for the bang so now I'm inflicting silly doodles on everyone in response to the author's notes and since it's not For The Bang Specifically I'm posting this one because I made myself laugh 😂