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TIME TO DISAPPOINT MY PARENTS AND DRAW THOSE INFAMOUS TENTACLE MANGO!
AM I DOING THIS RIGHT??
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buckle up lads we're going BACK INTO THE BOOK
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#(the origin of halloween huh) (oooh)#why yes i did wake up way too early to watch the stream and will have no memory of drawing this later#anyway THE MAGIC BOOK IS BACK TO EAT US ONCE AGAIN!!!!#this does make things make a lot more sense if it doesn't have to. y'know. actually take place in the established world#like how jack and sally are apparently just gonna be THERE as themselves WHY NOT#i'm certainly not complaining mind you#scully looks like he's gonna be super adorable and i love him already#spooky scary skeleman who just goes :O a lot and is excited for halloween#he seems like he might actually be more of a fusion of jack and sally? or maybe i'm just reading too much into it#still getting jazzy vibes off of him though. is not scully j graves an incredible jazz musician name.#does this open up the possibility that the last time we went into the book there was a sexy anime boy stitch just offscreen the whole time#...maybe some things are best left uncontemplated#god everyone in this event looks fantastic i'm so glad i saved up some keys after all#a little sad that there's no lilia but you know what the fact that a halloweentown malleus exists is still pretty dang good#and sebek's hat is SO tall#the biggest hat for the loudest boy#i hope oogie is here too i need him and jamil to meet#i need jamil to be faced with a guy who's just a bunch of bugs standing on each other's shoulders in a trenchcoat#i am not coherent right now i just needed to get this out before i go pass out again
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I so deeply apologize for this but desperate art block times means ill let my brain draw whatever it wants, so I bring you the unfortunate tumblrification of KinitoPET
#digital art#corvidae art#fanart#kinitopet#kinito the axolotl#kinito fanart#kinito but tumblr sexy man apparently#i just saw the design and my brain gripped it like a vice#my brain likes waist coats and co-dependant characters what can i say#-Blurry post
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on today's episode of I Learned Something New:
#i went down a wikipedia search trail cause i was trying to find the significance of 8k cause apparently i hit that many followers#anyway this caught my eye on lists of numbers and i was like what the Fuck is that#so anyway who's gonna be sexy prime numbers with me#i guess new pet name just dropped ?? idk but this is very funny
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what was with cameron house md she spends 90% of the episode saying she wants their patient to die bc he's a genocidal dictator and her colleague husband says "babe it bothers me for ethical reasons that you want our patient to die :(" and she said "hm maybe you're right :/" but when it comes down to it the genocidal dictator lays a finger on her in an aggressive manner and chase instantly commits medical malpractice to murder the guy and then when he tells her she LEAVES HIM bc boo hoo he's a murderer now like GIRL he killed a man for you!!! he's wracked with catholic guilt!!! he's being crushed beneath the weight of his sins because he chose his devotion to you over his devotion to god!!! he literally could not get any sexier at this moment in time!!!
#girl what are you doing......#also just in general she did not deserve him honestly he was so good to her and for WHAT#just to be abandoned at peak devotion and guilt and hotness 🙄#girl get OUT of my way i'm stronger than you#if she cared she could fix him or make him worse but i could love and support him no matter what 😌#his muder is a part of him and its SEXY#robert chase#house md#malpractice md#i know the actors broke up irl or whatever but wtf.....#i should have ended my rewatch w their happy lil wedding at the end of s5#s6 everything instantly goes to shit#and stays shitty#chase should be happy fr#he's supposed to turn into house basically but they should have made him the well adjusted version of house#like how nightwing is the well adjusted version of batman#anyway i have no real point here i just lowkey dont like cameron bc of this arc#also her obsession w house is so weird i wish they hadn't made that a thing#this has been a shitpost#anyway she left chase at the absolute peak of his sexiness wtf.......#anyway since this apparently needs to be said its not that deep this is a silly post if you send me hate messages i wont answer#i block and ignore anon hate bc i am too busy touching grass to be rude to strangers over a tv show
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#lmao yes#it’s brilliantly acted and has some great cinematography but i spent so much of it going ‘what the actual fuck’ 🫣#also apparently some people are calling it a ‘sexy film’ ??#nah bitch it’s fucking disturbing as hell#saltburn#twitter
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yeah, miguel is fucked up. he’s hypocritical and rash and obsessive and angry and mean and goes too far and doesn’t know when to stop. he’s not supposed to be a good guy.
his motivations make sense. his intensity and insistence on keeping things canon and not interfering with events that are ‘destined’ to happen makes sense. he knows first hand what will happen if canon events are changed or prevented. he’s a deeply unstable man due to trauma that he inadvertently caused and he’s taking his emotions out on a 15 year old kid, and that makes perfect sense.
he’s the villain. his purpose in the story is to be an antagonist to miles and the other spider people. and he fills that role in the story perfectly. he’s the direct antithesis to miles. he’s convinced himself that the rules need to be followed, no matter what. he believes people have to die. in every universe. that’s just the way things need to be. and he thinks he has a very good reason for thinking and acting this way.
miles, on the other hand, is a firm believer in deciding your own destiny. he doesn’t listen to miguel’s rules because he’s not convinced that bad things need to happen. he’s convinced that he can save everyone, and if it doesn’t seem possible, he’ll find a way to make it possible. he’s not like the other spider people, and he never really has been. he’s his own unique individual, even among the other spider people. doing things his way has always been his style.
they’re polar opposites of each other and it’s great. it’s wonderful storytelling. miguel, a man hardened by witnessing tragedy over and over, helpless to stop it. a man who’s seen enough to know that being spiderman means losing people close to you. he lost his entire family trying desperately to fix a mistake, and caused more damage in the long run, and he’s not going to let anyone else make the same mistakes that he did.
and miles, a boy who ended up as spiderman by complete accident, who firmly believes in making the most of that accident. he’s young, and his heart is big. he’s a true hero who just wants to save everyone. and he has the determination to potentially bend the universe itself to his will just so that no one else has to die.
#this got. way longer than it was supposed to but yknow#i have a lot to say about sexy villains apparently#across the spiderverse#miguel o'hara#miles morales#atsv spoilers
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Could Leander have any ulterior motives to sleep around with everyone? I can't tell if he's super clever or just a hoe. Maybe both. Probably both
1. He can search for exploitable vulnerabilities in his partners, find anything that hints at their past (such as scars), understand their personality and reactions better, etc
2. Would Leander be the type to take something from his partner while they are not paying attention? Like pickpocketing and stuff? In the worst-case scenario, he could grab something for his dark magic endeavors (strands of hair idk)
3. Some people would trust Leander way more after sleeping with him. He could also take advantage of that
I don't know what Leander could get from this, but we don't know much about him yet so...
Also, is there any chance MC's curse doesn't affect him because he's already corrupted to the core? And if he's a red flag, why are his eyes so green? 😍 (I'm ignoring everything I just said)
#touchstarved game#touchstarved#touchstarved leander#leander touchstarved#apparently he's bad at scheming and not very wise but there must be a big brain behind those sexy dead fish eyes#can't help but feel like we're going to play some kind of 3d chess with him (may be completely wrong)
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beep beep im a sheep
speeddraw below the cut (audio warning)
song: "Cult of Dionysis" by The Orion Experience
#before anybody says anything i have never played cotl in my entire life and i dont plan to. but. crow showed me some narilamb art#and i. well.. HMMMMM kinda fruity if i do say so myself..#also i wanted to play around with the lambs design and had fun basing their outfit a little on crusader armor. mostly the cloth in the fron#i dont think id last 10 minutes playing cotl. partly because i suck at strategy games and not hugely drawn to roguelike games#and partly because i think i would cry real tears if i had to sacrifice someone despite fully knowing theyre nonsentient npc characters#i must admit i think the world and gameplay mechanics are interesting.. havent watched any playthroughs but ive been skimming thru the#wiki pages. kindareminds me of binding of Isaac but i dont have the patience for those kinds of games sadly#also apparently u guys are getting a sex update so i feel like ill be in full blast of whatever comes out of that#i might draw god of death lamb because i kind of have an idea of what their horns would look like. but im gonna hate drawing an outfit ugh#noooo dont usurp god and reap destruction for generations to come youre so sexy haha#cotl#cult of the lamb#cotl lamb#cotl lambert#cotl fanart#my art#myart#videos#speeddraw#progress art
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Writing porn is like. Why have I forgotten how to describe a blowjob. How many times have I used the word 'moan'. Why is the line between sexy and absurd so thin. What happened to the clothes. Why can't I just smash these characters together like two dolls and call it a day
#yes i do like writing sexy scenes im just. severely out of practise#and apparently i've lost some skill
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It’s on the video, Mulder. I can’t prove it was you, but I know what I saw. This man is a murderer. He is a terrorist. I have a report to give this morning. I expect you to give me an answer. I expect you to tell me the truth.
THE X FILES GIF MEME [3/20] EPISODES The Pine Bluff Variant (5.18)
#the x files#txf#txfedit#xfilesnet#fox mulder#dana scully#txfmeme#memeepisodes#mine#5x18#the pine bluff variant#would you be surprised if i said i'm a really big Die Hard fan?#this has always been one of my absolute favorites#the score EATS#the lighting is SEXY#also i'm sensing a pattern in my favorite episodes and scenes#i apparently really enjoy when their trust is in jeopardy#or when they're just flat out lying to each other lol#i eat that shit up ! yum !
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A friend wanted me to draw a titbat.
I asked if she meant a bat with boobs. She clarified that she means titbat. And that I should draw it.
I did my best.
Fetishes are confusing.
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"Well..."
The way he works his tongue while deflecting Beez' questioning makes me feel very normal and not at all rabid or feral, obviously
#david tennant#david tennant in chairs#good omens#crowley#anthony j crowley#good omens 2#anthony crowley#beelzebub#legs for days#just like all the limbs#mortal chairs cannot contain him#or infernal ones apparently#stupid sexy snake#crowley's hair is like a separate character#foul fiend#look at his hands
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tails + pilot aesthetic ? i looooooooooooooooove ur art
he loves planes so much man he dresses up like this every halloween and on his birthday also <3333 AND THANK YOUU I LOVE YOURS <3333333333333333!!!!!!
#I LOVE HIM I LOVB HIMMM#hes my child#miles tails prower#tails the fox#i hope you meant this because the only other pilot aesthetic is the normal commercial flight pilot#(which pinterest ppl apparently consider sexy fgrsfdhffgf)#art#sonic fanart#sonic the hedgehog fanart#digital art#fanart#these ears are NOT covered up
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i think that toji likes it when you try to push him off when you're overwhelmed🙈🙈🙈 you're just so weak compared to him and he can't help but give you a mean grin before kissing your cheek and fucking you dumber and dumber🙈🙈🙈🙈
#i'm now on some kind of a roll apparently#enjoy😋✌#does this count as dubcon..#idk#anyway#he's so sexy:3333#toji#mickey is daydreaming
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Me after hearing a clip of Lucanis’ VA talking:
Source: x
#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age veilguard#lucanis dellamorte#zach mendez#zevran arainai#datv#i mean this affectionately#also that’s not me in the tweet just to be clear#apparently i have a type and that type is assassins with sexy voices
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