#aph illinois

[objection-zero]

Illinois:

- Fantastic work ethic, is great at getting things done.

- He can get pretty angry though, especially when he's in a city.

- Very suave, and has a really nice laugh.

Alabama:

- Very close wirh Mississippi, obviously.

- Always pumped up and ready to go, go, go! High energy a lot of the time.

- Alabama, Louisiana, ans Mississippi, often hang out to trash talk the rest of the states. Alabama isn't very good at gossiping though.

Maine:

- She's mute! She uses ASL and other forms of body language to communicate. New Hampshire will often translate for her if needs be as well.

- Very shy, very easy to startle. She definitely hugs the wall and doesn't hang out in the spotlight that often.

Missouri:

- Can be the grumpiest person you've ever met, or a normal chill guy. No one knows what it is that sets off his foul moods.

- He's a really good dancer, and will always tear up the dance floor.

Arkansas:

- It's not much but it's honest work.

- He's used to having to do a lot of work by himself do to having a stagnant population, but now that it's getting busier in Arkansas, he's thrilled with all the new faces.

- Very easy to please.

Michigan:

- Buff because why not.

- Owns several kayaks and canoes, and is usually out on the water doing something or other.

- He can't really surf though, and he's been made fun of by the coastal states for it.

Florida:

- My guy, he's so silly.

- He has Pinky Pie type powers—can break the fourth wall and teleport. He'll always show up when you least expect it.

- He likes to Haunt Spains house every few years just for kicks.

- America is scared of him.

Texas:

- The gayest man to ever live but he is so closeted it's so funny. The closest is glass though, everyone knows.

- Owns a farm and a ranch, has horses and loves animals dearly.

- He actually has a lot of progressive views but hides the fact because he despises California and the girl would laugh her ass off if she knew.

Iowa:

- Always laughing about something, or giggling to herself. She just finds everything funny.

- Doesn't have a lot of money on her and when hanging out with other states, will always make them pay.

- Loves her trampoline.

Wisconsin:

- She's always frowning, even if she's in a bad mood, except when wearing her cheese hat. Because that's funny to me.

- Very white girl Christian autumn flavor of person.

- Makes so much dairy products that she'll often stop by other states to give them some.

- Loves baking too.

See the reposts for the other states!

What if I showed you guys my Hetalia OCs for the 50 states that I've been working on for the past 2 months?

👀👀

Delaware:

- Overly stressed all the time, he has a complex where he needs to feel important. So he opts to do work that would normally fall on the other 49 so he can seem important to them.

- He's the busyman of Delmarva, he gets everything squared away.

- He has the biggest, most effective puppy dog eyes in the world. They're just big and sad and it's hard to say no!

Pennsylvania:

- Very active, has a gym in her home for sure even though she prefers to go outside and work out.

- She and Delaware are very close, as the first two states they became good friends (and New Jersey!). She does her best to protect Delaware when she can.

- Very straightforward, she doesn't mess around. You always know what to expect from her.

New Jersey:

- Loud. So very loud. Always wearing gaudy makeup and unappealing clothing.

- She's very loyal as a friend though–her and New York hang out constantly, with half of their time dedicated to debating something or other loud enough for everyone around them to hear.

- She and New York have been in a battle over the ownership of the Statue of Liberty for a long time. Since the statue is technically on an island that belongs to her, but New York will not give it up. She owns the gift shop.

Georgia:

- One of my favorite states, I love her and her design very dearly.

- I like to think of her as a Mary Sue type, where she's always busy and has an overwhelming amount of work to handle, but she does it all so easily and so effectively that you'd never guess how much she does.

- Also, she owns a peach orchid absolutely.

Connecticut:

- "Um, actually—🤓👆" embodied.

- Everyone is sick of how entitled he is, because he acts like he's so much more intelligent than everyone.

- Which is funny because he is really really smart, but still not as smart as he pretends to act.

- He's one of the only states that's friends with Ohio.

Massachusetts:

- Do not utter the word "revolution" around this man or he will go nuts.

- Very quick to act, very quick to anger. He likes to set things on fire—he always carries a lighter on him— and argue. If he ever came face to face with England, it would probably go very badly.

- He despises tea, to the point he physically cannot drink it.

Maryland:

- The mediator of Delmarva, this man is the master of solving problems. He's the sweetest.

- Also, the best chef in the country aside from Louisiana and I cannot stress that enough. You know this man has a BIG kitchen in his house.

South Carolina:

- The bimbo of the country okay.

- I just love the idea of her being so determined to be a farmer, but struggling so much because she's just not designed to be a farmer. But she won't give up even though she probably should.

- She's good friends with Georgia but her and North Carolina definitely have a rivalry going on.

New Hampshire:

- Can this man calm down? Please?

- He basically bounces off the walls, definitely has ADHD, and always down to do somethint stupid.

- He spends a good portion of his time bugging Vermont because she's easy to annoy. New Hampshire and Vermont are very close though. The siblings ever.

Virginia:

- I had to make one of them emo okay.

- She's the confident leader of Delmarva for sure. As the first state colonized, she's got a good heart for leadership. She's the state that works the closest with America directly.

- Despite being emo, she's very sweet.

Ahhh Image limit. Check repost for the other states!

[martizta]

Here are mochis of my state OCs (+ Staten Island)

[incorrect-states-quotes]

Indiana: Whenever Illinois is mad at me, I go and tighten the lids of all the jars so they have to come to me for help.

*sound of glass breaking in the background*

Indiana:

Indiana It hasn't happened yet but it'll happen.

[incorrectaphstatequotes]

Midwest: Ayo, what the FUCK is this?!?

Illinois: *Sitting down, surrounded by corpses* I won Mafia, that’s what.

[the-zebra-dragon]

I could LIVE in the Missouri Botanical Garden. With my pitcher plant backpack I will blend right in.

That said, I’m not uncertain @aph-shy and I aren’t already cursed to live out our days in southern Illinois. I mean, we can travel, so it’s not likely, but it’s not out of the question either.

[ask-hws-indiana-illinois]

Revamp once again!!  @askaphindiana -> @ask-hws-indiana- illinois

Ethan: “Heyo everyone! Feel free to ask me and my brother Nathan questions!”

{{ASK BOX IS OPEN}}

[cass-yes]

here you go, a smol illinois encouraging you because you deserve it :)

[ask-ger-and-usa-states]

The only gods the Midwest answers to are the corn gods

I support this

[meetthemidwest]

Kentucky: Okay, but your hair kind of makes you look like that guy from Persona 3.

Michigan: Which one?

Kentucky: Um... Marth?

Indiana: Oh my god...

Kentucky: He's voiced by Yuri Lowenthal but that's all I know.

Indiana: OH MY GOD!

Ohio: Kentucky what the fuck?

Illinois: No, he's got a point.

Indiana: No one asked for your opinion, Illinois.

Illinois: I don't deserve to be bullied like this.

Michigan: Okay can we get back to the fact that Kentucky has one brain cell and it's been steeped in Fire Emblem like a teabag in hot water?

Minnesota: I... what is happening here?

Indiana: We're collectively having a massive stroke, nice of you to join us!

Kentucky: Wait, what's the character's name though?

Kentucky: Please tell me, I'm struggling.

[missmagicandlight]

aight well here’s a happy headcanon since people are being jerks in your ask box - i was imagining Cass being very into the current “a lesbian would make earrings out of this” trend and Corey being obsessed with them bc she loves anything and everything eccentric

Cass isn’t a fan of dangly earrings but she definitely has some bizarre studs. 

I feel like at some point or another Michael has been trying to open a package or something and Cordelia has just handed him a ring/necklace and been like “Surprise! It’s actually a knife!” She also has uno reverse card and dice earrings. She’s definitely the type to match her earrings to her outfit, Harper from Waverly Place style. 

[ask-thefiftystatesofamerica]

Could I have some fluffy headcanons if the states interacting with each other? I’ve been sick for a few days so it might cheer me up. Hope this isn’t too much. ^^; (Have I great Christmas, Happy and restful Holidays and a nice new decade!)

Oof this is dreadfully late sorry ;; I hope you feel better now!!

But yeah Illinois is an awkward nerd who doesn’t understand the concept of concision and really loves his boyfriend.

[ask-aph-province-of-old-quebec]

Knows French and will converse in French: Quebec, Wisconsin, UP

Knows French but pretends not to: Ontario, Minnesota, Michigan

Knew French at some point but isn’t fluent anymore: Illinois, Indiana

Doesn’t know French: Ohio (or does he?)

[bom-bombon]

Top row: @aph-willow-cipher​ @helltalian​ @tradrishanally​

Second row: @casuallyeatingrocks​ @whyis-every-username-taken​ @colonialyork​

Third row: @dieselbabbyyy​ and the last two are my ocs :D

I was vibing so much today and yesterday so it was fun drawing your babies

Bonus:

The US is fine :D just perfectly normal

starting a discourse. la comida oaxaqueña es mejor en el país

[circlique]

Oh my god. I just read your Illinois headcanons and can I just say that I've always imagined any Illinois OC as a baseball fan. There's a big rivalry between St. Louis Cardinals and Chicago Cubs here, but like she can't choose between them? A question that is commonly asked here is "Cardinals or Cubs?" and people just can't understand how she likes both teams equally. Like. "Wtf is wrong with you. Just choose one." I hope this makes sense. Sincerely, someone from Illinois.

:o yes yes good info I’m just gonna tag this so I can find it later

but yes I like it.

[incorrect-states-quotes]

Illinois: Ohio told me that they were "lost for words" when Indiana told them I shattered eight of their glassworks.

Illinois: Despite this, they proceeded to scream at me for an hour and a half.

[incorrectaphstatequotes]

Illinois: *Gets in a car* Thanks for helping me!

Murder: How do you know I’m not a serial killer?

Illinois: The chances of two serial killers being in the same car is astronomical.