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Instead of writing more huge posts about their personalities, I’ll just send their favorite ice cream flavor combinations since that usually reveals everything anyway;

Quebec: Vanilla ice cream (though everybody makes sure to buy him the “French” version as a joke) with caramel on top

Ontario: Chocolate ice cream, amount varies. Just chocolate. He’s the type of person who can eat a lot of chocolate flavor without stopping.

Michigan: As much mint chocolate as they can fit on a cone + a single cherry and some oreos

UP: rocky road in a (reusable) cup with trail mix toppings, though not a lot at a time. Likes Wisconsin’s.

Ohio: He would get Superman.

Indiana: Napoleon soft serve on a chocolate cone with fruit toppings, and likes putting flowers on it to take a picture.

Illinois: He’d buy coffee ice cream in a cup when with others, but secretly likes strawberry with real fruits.

Wisconsin: Any flavor will do, but on a cone. Lots of toppings. Lots. She likes homemade ice cream the best.

Minnesota: Likes the flavor of ice cream but finds it too cold, he’d drink it melted and heated like cocoa (gets ostracized for it)

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Most people headcanon Ohio as the one that’s so fucking done with everything, but-

H-have you been to Ohio? Like yeah, it’s farmland heaven like 99% of the Midwest- but- it’s so plainly chaotic dear god how does he even function as a state

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Illinois has driven a motorcycle across Lake Michigan at least twice

UP can do some crazy stuff that none of the others can, including catching a fish with bare hands and throwing a rock to hit down a bird. Most of them are survival skills, but it’s still cool.

Wisconsin has to have left cheese out Aoyama style before, no debate.

Personal headcanon Ontario can’t hold his breath for very long underwater.

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The thing that they can all simultaneously agree on, is that it’s called “Pop”

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The difference between Canada and Minnesota is that they’ll both be making pancakes, but Canada will put all of his happiness in joy into it, while Minnesota puts in his silent, secret hatred. And the end result is always the same because Minnesota can’t help but be nice.

He could probably commit murder without a second thought- but he doesn’t- and continues to be a Canada #2 against his will.

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Ohio: *throws half-opened champagne into middle of party*

Also Ohio: Why is everybody here so loud, damn.

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Knows French and will converse in French: Quebec, Wisconsin, UP

Knows French but pretends not to: Ontario, Minnesota, Michigan

Knew French at some point but isn’t fluent anymore: Illinois, Indiana

Doesn’t know French: Ohio (or does he?)

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Let’s start this off with America’s favorite dairyland; Wisconsin!

-She’s very German, with over 42% heritage. However, she’s the only one of the Midwesterners with the bright blond hair and blue eyes combination. (North Dakota, at 44% and Nebraska at 43%)

-As expected, she really loves cheese, and will make a point of eating it with every single meal

-Obnoxiously loud, according to Minnesota. They don’t get along particularly well, but Minnesota keeps pretty quiet about his opinions unless it’s online or he’s drunk. Wisconsin herself likes Minnesota (not in a romantic way, and definitely not during football season) but the latter couldn’t agree less.

-The only state who’s actually her brother is Illinois. While she was part of the Michigan and Quebec territories for some time, her neighbors have universally decided that the two are siblings. She doesn’t get why, because they look nothing alike.

-Illinois irritates her with his personality, and so does Nebraska to a point. While nobody in the Midwest really likes Ohio, (though they would throw hands if anybody tried to hurt him) Wisconsin does get along with him pretty well compared to the rest. Michigan is a good friend of hers, and so is Iowa.

-Do not challenge her to a drinking competition. Just don’t. She’ll be barely drunk by time you’re passed out. (Only the Dakota’s and Montana have been able to beat her in the states) New Hampshire could probably beat her if she tried.

-Obviously has a pet cow because why wouldn’t she?

-Types her acronyms in uppercase when texting, no matter the situation, “LMAO” “LOL” “OMG”

-Rather loud and proud personality, she isn’t afraid of anything. She does have strong morals, though. While Canada does find her loud, she’s friends with him even though they don’t share land borders. She doesn’t remember much from her days living with Quebec, but the Canadian does, so they can strike a conversation pretty easily.

-At the end of the day, she’s appreciated by most of her neighbors, and is a good person.

-(And of course, she’s invested onto the football rivalries)

Wisconsin: *finishes typing* I think this is pretty great!

Illinois, reading it: Yeah... Minnesota doesn’t like you.

Illinois, later, editing it: ‘not in a romantic way’