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[thedroneranger]

Sending Vibes

Robert "Bob" Floyd

Précis: Near or far, Bob will send you vibes wherever you are.

Note: The Bob Fucks agenda is a like a drug. I got one bump and needed another. This is a companion to Vibe Check but can also be read on its own. Enjoy!

Warnings: 18+ only, explicit.

Word count: 1.6k

A frown downturned your lips, and your arms slipped from under the blankets to the pillows above your head. A deep sigh left your body as you thought about how much better your solo session would be if it weren’t solo.

You rarely masturbated alone. Hell, you rarely masturbated at all, because you finally landed the flyboy you had your eyes on all this time: Bob Floyd. 

In the months since Bob stumbled upon you pleasuring yourself in your bunk and decided to help out, you two fucked like rabbits. You had managed to find every nook unseen by a camera on base, and you both knew each others’ homes like the back of your hands. In both houses, there wasn’t a surface you hadn’t fornicated on.

Although you and Bob had yet to define the relationship, it was obvious to the two of you that you were only seeing each other. It was also obvious no one else was going to do it for you quite like each other.

All the sessions between the sheets led you to spending more nights and mornings together. At some point, you’d learned Bob was quite the coffee connoisseur. Part of his morning routine included coffee from his favorite cafe a few blocks from his house. 

At first, he would sneak out of bed for a coffee run, returning to wake you with a freshly brewed cup. Now you would join him, sitting together outside the cafe in the late morning before it was too hot to be outside. You had forewarned Bob your palate hadn’t expanded beyond burnt coffee and sugary lattes from coffee chains. Each time, in earnest, he would explain a feature of coffee: caffeine level, intensity, roast. It made your chest tight to listen to him nerd out.

For the past few weeks, your sexcapades and domestic routine had been on hold. Bob had been summoned to a naval base across the country to help prepare pilots for a classified mission.

So far, Bob’s absence didn’t just make your heart grow fonder, it also made your core ache. One of the reasons you and Bob were compatible is you were both always ready to go. You were perpetually wet, and one look from you had Bob pitching a tent.

Without Bob physically present, you had been spending evenings in your bed or his—someone had to water his plants while he was away—with your favorite toys. Since Bob was on another base across the country and not tucked away on a carrier somewhere in the middle of an ocean, you would trade steamy texts, photos and the occasional after dark video call.

Laying in Bob’s bed, wearing only his Academy t-shirt, you were basking in the glow of your first orgasm. Already gearing up for another, you scrolled through the audio erotica app you loved so much that you bought a subscription. Your toys were bluetooth compatible with the app, which added another trick to your bag to keep you busy.

Of course, an app update became available while you were browsing, so you took a couple minutes to let it complete. A pop-up took over your screen when you reopened the app. As you read it, your lips pulled into a smile.

Bob could now control your vibrator from anywhere.

Your mind was already racing, deciding how you wanted to introduce the new feature to him. Fortunately, you had already sent a few pictures, which led to a promise for him to video call you later. 

The idea of Bob manning your vibrator while you had phone sex had you squeezing your thighs together. Your wand was the perfect choice. Making sure it was connected to the app, you tapped around until you secured the share code. 

Kneeling on the bed, knees wide, you held the wand at your naked apex and snapped a photo. Happy with the result, you added the app code and a message, You're in control, before pressing send.

In less than 15 minutes, Bob’s contact photo of him sporting a cappuccino mustache lit up your phone. You bit your lip as you accepted the call. He didn’t even give you time to greet him. “You’ve been teasing me all day, and you’re giving me control of your vibrator? You’re playing with fire, darlin’.”

A smile crossed your lips. “Burn me, Bobby,” you challenged him. You didn’t even have the chance to vocalize your next thought as the vibrator you’d left in your lap buzzed.

“I don’t have much time before someone comes looking for me,” Bob explained. “Now, I want you to slide your pretty pussy along that wand like you do to me when you’re being a cock tease. Prop up the phone so I can see all of you.” 

Bob moved his phone so you could see him, sitting on the edge of his bunk. His t-shirt off and flight suit pushed around his knees. Free hand fisting his hard-on. Pre-cum already oozing.

You froze for a minute, your mouth slightly open. “Close your mouth, darlin’.” Bob brought you back to the moment, bringing the phone back to his face. “Now, do as I say. I want to see you come before I have to hang up.”

“Yes, Lieutenant,” you responded with a smirk. Bob felt his whole being vibrate at your words. See, Bobby would never admit it, but he absolutely got off on being called lieutenant when he was ordering you around. 

He watched as you set the phone in a place that gave him a wide angle view. Then, you placed yourself in the middle of the bed with your wand between your legs so the head was pressed against you.

“That’s it, darlin’,” Bob cooed as he watched you and pumped his length, swiping his thumb over the head. He positioned his phone so you also had a full view of him.

Without warning, he turned on the vibrator, which made you jump. You glared at him while he threw a smirk at you. Hands on your thighs, you found a rhythm that had your lips parted and barely audible gasps of pleasure spilling out. Bob was showering you with praise, and you noticed his hips falling into pace with yours.

In one smooth motion, you flipped Bob’s shirt over your head, leaving you completely naked. Although you weren’t close enough to see, you knew Bob’s irises were nearly eclipsing his pupils. Hell, neither of you thought it possible, but he was sure he felt his dick stiffen more at the sight of you.

A salacious moan escaped you when Bob changed the vibration pattern. Fortunately, you were able to take it in stride, tilting your head back, closing your eyes and moving your hands to knead your breasts. “Bobby.” His name was long, drawn out as it left your lips.

“C’mon, darlin’. Come for me.” Bob’s voice was low and restrained—he was absolutely holding himself back from finishing. 

“Bobby, I need you.” You paused. “I need your help.” Your voice was whiny, pleading for attention you already had. Your gaze caught his as you leaned toward the phone, still rocking against the vibrator.

Bob picked up his phone, so his face filled the screen. “Lay back, darlin’. I want to see all of you.” Soothed by his voice, you settled into the pillows, awaiting his next instruction. “Now press the wand to yourself.” Again, you followed his direction. “Don’t move it.” Your hips jerked when he upped the speed of the wand without warning. “Don’t move it,” he repeated. “Let me do the work.”

With that, you let your eyes close and your head relax into the pillows. Bob’s voice filled your ears as your entire body began to come to a boil. Your breath shortened and your abdomen tightened. Finally, you peaked. 

Seconds later, you heard Bob’s breathing pattern change as he also finished. You looked at the phone to find him laying back on his bunk with cum pooling on his stomach. “Mhmm, I wish I could clean you up.” You picked up your phone to get a better look at him.

He grabbed his phone and brought it closer to his face. “I wish I could be inside you. So warm, velvety…” he trailed off.

“Bobby.” Warning heavy in your tone. “If you don’t stop, you’re gonna have to find another 15 minutes right now.” His crooked grin appeared. 

For a moment, you just sat in silence, in each other’s virtual presence. Bob was the first to speak. “Well, darlin’, I should get cleaned up.” You looked him in the eyes. “Glad we have a new toy to play with.” His smile reappeared. 

“Me, too,” you added. “I’ll leave it connected so you can keep sending vibes.” You winked at him. Bob’s smile grew impossibly larger. With one final goodbye, you ended the call. 

Sitting in his bed, you were startled when your wand vibrated, and then your phone. On your phone, Bob’s name was there with a new message: Just a quick vibe check. You laughed recalling the first time you had used a vibrator together. 

Hopping out of bed, you replied to Bob. As you shuffled to the kitchen to get a drink and feed yourself, you browsed the web for a welcome back gift. A bluetooth-enabled vibrating cockring seemed like it could be well received. You pondered it for less than a minute before adding it to your cart and purchasing. 

A perfect way to keep the vibes going.

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[moonshynecybin]

i mean this with the utmost respect for everyone involved and for sure without the rpf implications but having recently watched hitting the apex and doing a bit of a dive into vale and sic’s relationship, it really is so hard to ignore his role in how vale approaches marc and racing… the danger the risk his feelings on injuries and accidents and marc’s riding style… aversion of him fear for him i don’t know. there is just so much there. of course goes without saying that you don’t have to post this but if you have any thoughts at all i would love to hear them

i DONT super like to get into the sic of it all for quite obvious reasons but i do literally think thats a humongous part of the tension in their relationship forever. outside of rpf even. especially as vale's academy riders came up in a sport where success was increasingly defined by the specific, crazy ass way marc marquez rides a motorcycle. but i alsoooo think vale um. kind of VERBALLY (internally. another story mayhaps) finds that truth (marc being dangerous/reckless) when it is convenient to him. of course losing friends in extreme sports as he got older was a very formative and traumatic experience, but vale almost never had a problem with marc's riding until he had a chance to fight him. actually he never had a big problem with the DANGER of marc's riding until post-divorce....

[lescarbille]

SNEAK PEAK OF MY WIP (aka writing from the vault) : Carcar | Girl!Oscar | 2024 season | Carlos POV | The story will be probably named "Down Bad"

Carlos always makes a point of getting to know the people around him. Friends and rivals alike. Oscar Jacqueline Piastri, the twenty-three-year-old Australian rookie, is no exception.

The first time Carlos saw her in the Paddock, after the resounding news of her induction into McLaren, he thought she was an ordinary girl at best. She is twenty-two years old, has light hair with brown and red highlights, and dark tired eyes. There is nothing special about her appearance aside from a particularly thick neck.

The F1 journalists are nonetheless enthusiastic, they have all been waiting for her official arrival in Formula 1 since her title as Formula 2 world champion. She will be the first female holder in a Formula 1 world championship. They talk about her famous tweet, the upcoming debut of the F1 Academy so young girls like her can hope for a place in Formula 1, from her contract with McLaren.

She is a pure product of long hours of PR training: smart enough to evade awkward questions with jocularity and lively to respond to barbs with humour.

He sees her as a danger once she reveals herself as a generational talent.

Ayrton Senna, Michael Schumacher, Sebastian Vettel, Lewis Hamilton, Max Verstappen.

They see an addition to their pantheon: Oscar Piastri.

Oscar Piastri has, in less than a year, brilliantly succeeded in attracting the favour of journalists and Formula 1 fans thanks to her talent and nothing else. However, they analysed and dissected all her races in previous categories, emphasising the “unfair manner” in which she betrayed Alpine

It is obvious, even with a lot of ill will, that she is gifted.

Among the grid, she is the only one who can boast of having won the Formula Renault championship, the Formula 3 world championship and the Formula 2 world championship in a row. She has two Rookie titles of the year and is one of the best Rookies in History, with 97 points recorded in her first season. She is, with him, the only one to have fought the hegemony of Red Bull, by winning a Sprint race.

Oscar Piastri is the one who sets the standards for all the women who come to Formula 1 after her, and the records she sets will be difficult to beat.

Carlos doesn't like her and the feeling is mutual.

Oscar's diligence in being recognised only for her talent and calmness breaks every time she finds herself close to Carlos in the race. Their radios become a battlefield.

“Classic Carlos.”

“Carlos is blind, or what?”

“Can someone signal that Carlos is in the middle of the road? Again.”

“He gave me no space.”

“Does he drive, or does he just visit the track?”

“That was a Ferrari? Please tell me it’s not Carlos, again?”

Oscar has embarked on a vendetta, and Carlos is more than happy to respond by pointing out all of her mistakes: too daring manoeuvres, clumsy tyre management, a bad apex or a behaviour that was controlled, but could have resulted in an accident. Charles and Lando find him harsh with her. Carlos thinks they are too naive. Oscar Jacqueline Piastri is not a nice, innocent Australian with an overly developed neck, an ordinary appearance and who attracts good words from others thanks to her exemplary driving skills.

Oscar Jacqueline Piastri is a petulant Formula 1 driver with a competitive spirit and a thirst for victory that shimmers like a glint of madness in her brown eyes. She is the teaching product of Mark Webber and Fernando Alonso, there is nothing innocent or nice about her, and Carlos can at least pride himself on being the only one to have noticed her.

She's here to win, and once she's in the car, her true personality comes out.

[the-eyeless-watcher]

Starbound oc lore drop because why the heck not!!

a small test group was sent to expand the Terrene Protectorate to space more than they have (in the game there like no other Terrene Protectorate so I'm just assuming that most were on earth for the graduation.). they called the group the Stella Protectorate, this group wasn't able to get to earth for the graduation because they were too far out and were still working on getting the group organized. their goal was to help those in a specific galaxy (the Terrene Protectorate were planning on having groups like this all over for some kind of better policing system and to better connect and help small cites on planets)

ANYHOW

The leader of the group is an Apex named Dmitri Brek. before he joined the Protectorates he lived in one of the Miniknog cities with his wife. she was a scientist for the Miniknog doing shady things and she died. Dmitri started learning more about the Miniknog and he joined the rebels, at some point the Protectorates helped the rebels win a fight and he decided that was the best way to help people, so he joined the academy.

Achere Stormwire was living in a small village as a farmer for who knows how long before one day his code just broke and he realized what was happening around him. His village wasn't super thrilled about that and he became an outcast. One day he was out taking care of the robot chickens when he saw a group in blue uniforms passing through, and even weirder, they were humans. The other glitch around kinda just ignored him, but he was curious, so he talked to them and ended up going back with them and joining the academy. his one goal in life is to be able to lie and have no one notice, even if it's small and insignificant like saying that the sky is green, he hates that he has to say his inflection before the words. Achere works as second in command in the Stella Protectorates.

Wisteria was the youngest member of her tribe, she was both incredibly skilled in hunting, and in her studies with the Greenfinger of her tribe. she watched the Greenfinger make contraptions and get them to work. The scientist from the codex "Florans in the Mist" was at her village, the scientist was able to convince Wisteria of a humans ability to be sentient, and the scientist was probably forced out of the tribe shortly after that. but the idea of more worlds and races made Wisteria curious. so when she was older, she and her Greenfinger made a small ship and she eventually found the academy. In the Stella Protectorates she is the head of security.

Chiyo Yoshida is in charge of Science in the Stella Protectorates. Chiyo was raised by her eccentric philosopher grandfather. she grew up around old scholars and she wanted to learn, she became a scientists, she never really had a specific field, she enjoyed biology and anatomy of all the races but was never interested in anything medical, she just wanted to learn. she learned about the Protectorate academy but wasn't interested, until she learned that she could study science and be around every race and learn more about the universe.

Khonsu was actually born on Avos the home planet of the Avians. He was raised by an influential Stargazer priest. he was raised believing in Kluex. The priest was training him to take over as a Stargazer priest so he could be "reunited with Kluex" (HAVE YOU READ ABOUT THEIR RITUAL SACRIFICES ITS WILD). but our boy Khonsu when he was little, he snuck out of the temple and started exploring the area, and he was so entranced by it that he didn't notice a monster sneak up on him. he got hurt and he decided it was divine punishment, but he wanted to see the outside world again so he went out again, and he was fine, nothing hurt him and he started questioning things. eventually he ran away and started seeing the world for what it was, but his little escape pod he escaped in crashed somewhere and he got stuck (he is still a little kid btw) a member of the Protectorate found him and raised him. he joined the academy once he was old enough so he could help people just like his mom did for him. he still has all of the teachings of Kluex memorized and still has a hard time doing things that were considered forbidden for him. His job in the Stella Protectorate is medic.

TWO MORE

Ackey Bridger grew up in a classic old west town, her pa was the sheriff and her ma was a (retired)bandit (it made family gatherings real interesting) she spent her days riding horses out in the open fields, herding cattle, and chasing down bandits with her pa. as a Novakid she never really felt at home anywhere (even in a town full of Novakid), she yearned for the stars. Ackey kissed her ma and pa goodbye and left. she wandered around for a little bit until she saw a pamphlet for the Protectorate academy outside a gas station, then she was off. somehow she made it through the schooling, she wasn't a great student. Her job in the Stella Protectorate is mostly handling equipment, guns, armor, rations, vehicles, etc.

Last but not least: classic funny blond guy character! (i love him thanks) Curtis Sullivan!!

Curtis grew up watching the Protectorates on TV,he wanted to be like them, he would dress up when he was a little kid in blue clothes and a yellow blanked tied around his neck like a cape and jump around his small suburb home "saving earth". he had a lot of siblings and he falls right in the middle. his older siblings got stable jobs, but he had his heart set on becoming a Protectorate, the problem was money. he worked really hard in school and got tons of scholarships and got a free ride into the academy. he comes off as confident and goofy but he is fully capable of working hard. because of his "people person" personality, his main duty in the Stella Protectorate is dealing with people, making negotiations, talking with leaders, and anything that has to do with being social.

they also have a classic gum chewing, cat eye glasses, secretary, but i haven't gotten around to designing her yet, i know nothing about her lol.

thats them, thats the boys... that was more typing than anticipated.

one thing i really like with these characters is that no matter what they can be in the same world as your player character it's not one or the other idk.

i'm thinking about making little comics with them!

[chussyracing]

f1 news and rumours to keep us in shape during the winter break:

apparently Fred didn't want Charles to risk p2 in the race and his own position in the standings with the brave move he did to grt the team p2 in constructors

points are calculated and with them also entrance fees which for red bull for next year equals a huge amount of 7.4 mil

Merc team found the missing wedding ring in Yas Marina, congrats!

everyone heard the story about how Newey almost went to Ferrari (because they offered huge paycheck, a flat in Monaco and complete autonomy over F1 and hypercar projects to him), but I never knew Aston Martin was the key to tying him to Red Bull. Apparently Marko took him to the side at the time, asked what Ferrari offered and then offered more money (which is not what sealed the deal) AND a full hypercar where he can design his car how he wants - and that's how Aston Martin Valkyrie was born out of his papers

Este and George were sick (again) in Abu Dhabi and some team members across all teams were too, which raised important question that has been floating around f1 spaces for a while - how huge of an impact has this extensive calendar (even more so in 2024) on the mental and physical health of both the drivers and the team crew

Pourchaire potentially going to Ferrari/AR WEC? Or maybe Superformula, because he didn't manage to grab the F1 seat, but hinted at a new contract

cooling equipment from 2024 should be used at races with extremely warm condition as a reaction to Qatar gp this year, more over there is rumoured [very simplified non technical explanation from me coming] solution of making a small hole from the bottom of the front spoiler to make space for more air and fia claims it will all have precise rules so nobody could end up using it to gain unfair advantage

Merc seem to be finally scraping up the concept that didn't work for 2 years now and said they are completely reworking basically every single part of the car

Val rased 150k with his BotASS

Stephanie Carlin who is CEO/team principal of Rodin Carlin and Lewis' extreme e team x44 will be joining mclaren as business operations director

Ben Sulayem expressed how he would love to get Masi back into FIA

Logan has been official announced to complete the 2024 grid which remains unchanged for the first time

Tina Hausmann to Aston Martin F1 academy seat (I can't wait for Ferrari to announce who they decided to sign)

Jessica Hawkins expands her role in Aston Martin to head of racing for f1 academy too

Pato Oward now has enough points to qualify for a super licence

wet weather wheel covers will be tested in in spring 2024

no work on 2026 cars before 2025 is allowed to make sure nobody gets an unfair advantage

CBS is planning a comedy with Guenther Steiner

the Apex movie with Brad Pitt had its release date pushed back to summer 2025 (they face financial issues apparently as well as staff issues after the strike in Hollywood)

Iwasa is headed to Superformula for the next season

Forbes calculated what each driver made in 2023 (idk what their sources are for this tho) and the order is: Oscar + Pierre 8 mil, George 9 mil

Alfa Romeo as a brand is focusing from f1 to WEC now after the contract with Sauber expired (so no Alfa Romeo to Haas as some rumours suggested)

speaking of Sauber, on 10th December they are announcing a new name (based on new title sponsor) in the UK

Honda racing Thanks day (or whatever they call it) happened a few days ago and Yuki looked very cute, also Ferrari had an event in Jeddah last week and Charles could finally do his wishful donuts

Autosport Awards took place and Horner, Verstappen, Piastri and Norris (and who knows who else of the people i don't like) won in some categories i am too tired to list here

Ferrari movie red carpet happened yesterday and some big names including susie and toto wolff were there (fun fact: toto and Christian were asked about charles' rumoured contract extension and they both said he is a great driver and tvereis no reason for ferrari to not lock him down before 2024 contracts expiring carnage happens)

speaking of, Gazzetta reported that charles apparently signed a 5 year contract extension with ferrari and Carlos is expected to extend as well except he is asking for 2 year contract (or at least 1+1) and the team wants to sign him for one year only

some people (cough Horner cough) were concerned about conflict of interest of Susie and Toto Wolff because they hate to see the girlboss winning - there is now official investigation that neither the Wolffs/Mercedes nor the F1 were informed before FIA let the info go into media

Madrid street circuit signed a contract for 10 years starting with 2026 and while Barcelona promoters are trying to keep their place on the calendar i doubt we would have 2 spanish gps with how packed the calendar already is

F1 also announced 6 sprint locations for 2024 and it will be a mess :))))

also remember how Doohan tried to get a place in Alpine wec before mick took it? He is now out of f2 for 2024 and turned down indycar offer too so rip to him

Ferrari drivers are on sim duty this week to give feedback on 676 project

Fred also admitted they scraped 2 more upgrades they had planned out for this season to instead focus those sources (financial and designer) for 2024

Alonso and Verstappen are reportedly planning to do Le Mans together and looking for a third one (worst threesome in the history of universe, no matter who they choose)

Prize money was also calculated and it's 140 mil for rbr, 131 mil for merc and 122 mil for ferrari (etc etc)

everyone is so silent about Andretti (who got approved by fia but didn't get an agreement to join the grid from other f1 teams yet) because apparently Hitech who also tried to get into f1 got turned down despite being much futher in development (concept in wind tunnel, merc pre contract for engine supplying etc) and they will be launching legal action against fia/fom acussing them of bias

And finally Liam Lawson is now a youtuber (as he waits for f1 opportunity because he has the 2025 seat confirmed and ricciardo has a clause in his contract to be 1st priority for rbr if they let go of Checo but also to hire lawson for his place if it happens)

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[euphemiaamillais]

study date — snowjanus x reader

cw: 18+//threesome//piv sex//blowjobs//fingering//the whole nine yards really//academy!coryo and sejanus//corruption kink//also ft. possessive!coryo

you’ve been clenching your thighs together for hours as you feign interest in the textbook you’re supposed to be studying, but really, you’ve been staring at the same page since you cracked it open. your study partners for the project are just so distracting. the way they’re sat either side of you, legs spread so far apart you can feel them brushing against you. it’s like they’re doing it on purpose; trying to get you to confess that you’ve got a crush on the both of them.

coriolanus and sejanus were a little too excited to have you as their partner for their project. they’d been talking for some time about you, watching the way you would innocently twirl your hair around your finger whenever they spoke to you in class, or how you blushed when one of them asked if you’d ever been kissed before. of course you hadn’t; not with the way your cheeks went redder than your uniform, and you attempted to cast your gaze somewhere else, anywhere else.

they both wanted nothing more than to watch you squirm beneath them, taking their cocks one at a time, begging them like a little slut. when you’d been so willing to study outside of school time, and in sejanus’ large penthouse apartment—which was conveniently empty—they were sure that it would take little convincing to get you on your back.

you felt coriolanus stretch an arm out, settling it around your shoulder. he wasn’t casual about it either, but you kept trying to read the same paragraph, attempting to stop the flush from creeping up your cheeks.

‘you like that, don’t you?’ he asks bluntly, not bothering with any courtesy. he wasn’t around anyone that really mattered, so he didn’t have to put on the performance of the perfect, charming snow boy.

you swallow thickly, heart racing in your chest. you can’t answer, staring pathetically at the textbook page, the words dancing around in your vision.

sejanus lets out a little laugh, watching how you turn into a wide-eyed, trembling thing. you’re like a lost fawn, it’s ridiculous. coriolanus tilts his head at his friend, who raises his shoulders with a shrug. sejanus wants you just as much as coryo, but he’s not as forward about it. he wants to be polite, even though he’d do anything just to get those sweet lips of yours wrapped around his cock.

‘did you hear me?’ coryo squeezes your shoulder, and you’re forced to meet his gaze.

‘sorry,’ you offer, lips puckering into a frown.

he leans in closer to you, and places his free hand on to thigh. you cock a brow; wondering if he’s really just done that. surely you’re imagining things, right? you’d only dreamed about this for months.

his hand moves further up your thigh, past that little skirt you were wearing. did you wear it on purpose? were you trying to make him want you all the more?

‘coryo,’ you gasp out, his hand dangerously close to your panties. you couldn’t let him know you were soaking wet.

‘gonna make you feel good, huh?’ he muses, hand stroking the smooth apex of your thigh. you feel the slickness pooling in your panties, and bite down hard on your lip to avoid crying out.

sejanus watches intently, aching for a chance to get his hands on you. coryo’s better at the foreplay stuff, so he leaves him to do the coaxing, but he hopes soon enough that he’ll have the chance to fill that pretty little mouth of yours.

‘but… sejanus,’ you furrow your brows, quite perplexed. sejanus only smiles sweetly, not at all phased by his friend’s touching.

‘oh, sejanus doesn’t mind. in fact, he’d quite like to have you too,’ coryo murmurs against your ear, breath tickling your skin.

your cheeks burn, and you feel your heart rate increase, a steady thump in your chest as coryo’s fingers begin to rub at your swollen clit.

‘me?’ you sigh. ‘but… i’m a virgin, i don’t know if i’d be any good.’

coriolanus swallows thickly. he’d been hoping the innocent thing wasn’t just an act. but by the way you were mewling and so abashed in your feelings, he knew you’d not so much as kissed a boy before. he was desperate to corrupt you, stretching out your untouched cunt and making it his. he’d be the first to have you, ‘course. sejanus didn’t deserve you.

‘oh baby,’ he coos, thumb pressing hotly against your clit. you cry out, clutching at the upholstery of the couch. ‘that’s what makes it even better. the fact that you’re so tight, and gonna be taking both sej and me.’

you nod dumbly, head swimming at the thought of having both of them—how would it work? perhaps you’d have your lips around one while the other fucked your tight hole? or maybe one would take the other entrance which you’d oft heard happened. either way, your body was burning with want.

you grind your hips against his hand, the way he’s rubbing you so well through your panties—you feel a tightness coiling inside your stomach; skin dancing with need, yearning to come undone.

coriolanus pulls you panties down to your knees with his free hand, and seeing how desperate you are, shoves two fingers in you, eliciting a yelp as you feel him stretch you out. you’re so tight, he bets you haven’t even had your own fingers inside of you, with the way you’re clenching around his.

‘dirty girl,’ he mutters, arching his fingers so he can hit the right spot. he’s still rubbing diligently at your clit.

sejanus, feeling a little bit left out, leans into you, and you cast a pretty smile, watching as his sweet brown eyes rake over your lips. you give a sultry nod, and he leans in and presses his mouth to yours.

his kiss is tender, not desperate like coryo’s ministrations on your cunt, and you wrap your arms around his neck. it’s all too much for you; you’re left moaning and gasping into sejanus’ mouth while coryo brings you to the edge.

‘gonna cum ‘round my fingers?’ coriolanus asks, curving his fingers to brush against your most sensitive spot.

‘mhm,’ is all you can manage to muster out.

sejanus’ tongue feels so good against your own—the kiss is hot and passionate, and you feel his hands stroking the smooth small of your back. you don’t think you can hold on any longer; your cunt throbbing with desire, and when coriolanus thrusts his fingers in one last time, you feel yourself come undone.

‘oh!’ you cry out, warm slickness gushing round coryo’s fingers. he laughs, in disbelief that he made you come so quickly. what a little whore, the way you were rutting your hips against his fingers, practically begging for him.

both boys are achingly hard, and sejanus pulls away from your embrace to look at his friend, seeking guidance for what they ought to do next. coriolanus purses his lips, eyes taking in your trembling figure.

‘you gonna be a good girl, now?’ he asks, and you nod, still riding the waves of bliss.

‘how ‘bout we go to sej’s room and get you into bed, hm?’ coriolanus suggests.

you obey, standing up and finding yourself swaying a little. they both clutch onto you, and lead you to sejanus’ bedroom. after all, it would be difficult to have both of them on such a crowded little couch. sejanus has a plush, large bed big enough for all three of you, and you fall back against the cotton sheets. they’re so soft, and you sigh with pleasure as you lay against them.

coriolanus begins to undress you, sliding your skirt off. you’re completely dumb already, unable to even lift your arms—you can only think upon what they’re going to do to you, and how fucking desperate you are for their cocks. coryo had made you feel so good, but you wanted more, and your achy core was reminding you of that.

his hands run over the hem of your shirt, and when he lifts that up, it reveals a pretty little lace bra—it’s soft pink, and he can’t help but sigh at your innocence. he can’t believe you’re all theirs. you’re now exposed before the both of them, wet cunt splayed out as you lean back against the sheets, watching as they eye you hungrily.

‘coryo,’ sejanus pulls him aside. he’s a little nervous. he hadn’t really thought this far ahead and his friend seemed to be leading the game.

‘huh?’ coriolanus inquires.

‘what are we gonna do to her?’ he asks, eyes flickering back to your naked form. you’re so pretty.

‘was thinking that i’ll fuck her first,’ coryo remarks, causing sejanus’ lips to flicker into a frown. ‘don’t worry, think i can get her to suck your cock at the same time.’

sejanus nods, and sits down next to you on the bed, hands stroking your waist. he’s so warm, you can’t help but sigh at his touch. coriolanus leans over you, cock straining against his pants. he can’t wait to bury himself in you and watch you squirm as you attempt to take him.

‘gonna fuck you so good,’ he muses, rubbing his crotch against your bare cunt.

you mewl, surrendering yourself to him. coryo grabs your hips and turns you over, hands caressing your ass. you look even better like this, pretty pussy on display for him, your tight hole soaking wet and ready for his cock.

sejanus moves back towards the head of the bed, and your eyes flicker to him. you can see how much he wants you, and you glance at coryo, as if asking for permission.

‘wanna please sej too,’ you murmur, running a lazy hand over the bulge in sejanus’ trousers. he lets out a groan, and a smile flickers across your lips.

‘you think you can take both of us, huh?’ coryo asks, hoping that neither of you can sense the jealousy in his voice. he wanted you all for himself, but he’d promised sejanus they could share you—he’d look like an idiot if refused his friend now.

‘uh huh,’ you nod, biting your lip as you watch sejanus’ face etch into a look of exasperation.

you unbuckle his belt, hands clawing desperately at his pants. you can’t wait to get him in your mouth. coryo grasps your ass, his hard-on still pressing into you, but you’re too distracted by sejanus now to pay any heed to him. when you get sejanus’ boxers off, his cock slaps against his stomach. you feel your mouth go wet with desire—he’s so thick, and he’s aching for you, a bit of precum dribbling from the tip.

you let out a moan, and grab his cock with one hand, pressing a kiss to it. you look up at him with wide-eyes, he can’t believe how lucky he is, groaning from your touch.

‘tell me what to do,’ you say, gnawing nervously at your lip.

‘you uh… lick it a few times,’ he says, watching as you follow his instructions, moving the flat of your tongue up and down his shaft.

coriolanus can’t help but groan at the sight of you licking sejanus’ cock, and he grows acutely more aware of his own desire. he pulls his own trousers down, and his cock comes free, throbbing with need.

you glance up at sejanus again, who then guides you to wrap your lips around him, coaxing you to take him down his throat. you feel full to the brim with his cock in your mouth, and the spit dribbling down your chin. you look so pretty, taking all of him in.

coriolanus presses the tip of his aching cock against your cunt, and you moan against sejanus’ cock, wondering if you can even take the both of them. but your body burns with desire, your cunt is weepy and in need of coryo’s cock to fill you up.

‘mhm, coryo,’ you say as you take your lips from around sejanus’ cock.

he has only got the tip in, but he’s so big you’re practically gasping as you attempt to get your lips back around sejanus. sejanus groans as your head bobs up and down, attempting to take him further down your throat. your eyes spring with a few tears, but you hollow out your cheeks and continue to suck.

‘fuck,’ sejanus sighs breathily, feel his cock pulse with pleasure as you suck him off.

coriolanus feels a pang of jealousy in his chest, watching as you bob your head up and down and take in all of sejanus. he presses his cock further inside of you, feeling your tight walls expanding around him.

you let out a cry—it’s simply too much for you, how big he is. coriolanus smiles to himself, and bucks his hips so he can bury himself in you completely. your free hand is grasping at the sheets, body humming from overstimulation.

‘so tight,’ coryo grunts as he begins to thrust, driving your hips down against his crotch.

you moan against sejanus’ cock, the vibrations causing him to groan in return and buck his hips a little involuntarily. you gag, the tears from before now rolling down your face.

sejanus guides your head down his cock, feeling himself close to release as you suck and lick at his shaft. your tongue is feels so perfect against him, saliva dripping down your chin.

‘so good, huh?’ sejanus mewls, watching you gag. ‘look at her, coryo.’

coriolanus looks up at his friend and nods lazily, drunk with the feeling of your tight little cunt squeezing around his big cock.

‘such a little slut. just for us,’ coryo groans as he pumps you with his cock. you whimper, cunt throbbing from the achy feeling of him stretching you out.

sejanus feels himself edging towards his end, but before he finishes, he looks up at coryo, brows raised in apprehension.

‘where should i cum, coryo?’ he asks, seeking his friend’s approval—he’s not really done this before, not that he’d admit it in front of you.

coryo doesn’t slow his thrusts as he’s interrupted, and instead continues to buck into you, pursing his lips as if he’s deep in thought. he can’t bear the thought of sejanus cumming down your throat and making you swallow—that’s only for him.

‘cum on her tits,’ he remarks, and your face burns with desire.

the thought of sejanus painting your tits with hot, sticky spurts of cum makes your clit throb. he pulls out of your mouth and jerks himself off, but you slap his hand away and do it yourself, wanting to finish him off. he lets out a haggard groan and feels hot ropes of cum spurt out of his tip. your breasts are slapping against his cock as coryo fucks into you, and you feel the hot sensation of sejanus’ cum dribbling down your cleavage.

it’s so fucking hot.

coryo can hardly contain himself now, watching as you take sejanus’ cum so well between your tits. he needs to fill you up completely. you’re his—he’ll always be your first, the first to feel your pretty cunt stretch around him, the first to fuck you full of cum.

‘what a fucking slut, huh? taking sejanus’ cum while i fuck you,’ he laughs, and sees his friend blush.

sejanus caresses your cheek—he feels a little ashamed that he’s used you, and so tries to be sweet to make it up to you. you give him a smile, appreciating the stark difference between the two boys.

coryo doesn’t like the way you’re smiling though, and gives your ass a smack. you turn around to face him, cheeks burning with shame. your lips pucker into a pout, hoping he’ll forgive you. and how can’t he? you’re just so innocent. you don’t know any better.

‘mhm,’ you gasp as coryo ruts into your tight cunt. it does hurt, you have to admit, but at the same time it satisfies that burning at your core.

‘sej,’ you breathe out heavily, and his face lights up at the mention of his name. ‘need your mouth on me.’

you glance back at coryo, who’s still bucking into you. your eyes are wide with desire—you want nothing more than to have sejanus’ mouth on your cunt while coryo fills you up. you were a virgin, sure, but that didn’t mean you hadn’t dreamed up a million dirty thoughts when you touched yourself at night.

‘coryo,’ you whine. ‘pull out.’

he groans, but obliges, wanting to get the chance to finish. you turn over, cum-stained tits on display. the boys move themselves, with sejanus laying on the bed, and you going to sit above him. you lower yourself gently onto his face, and coryo positions himself to slide back into your hole.

you gasp at the feeling of both of them—sejanus’ tongue lapping at your clit, and coryo’s cock pounding into your cunt. you can’t take it, and grind your hips into both of them, mewling at the delicious ministrations.

‘oh!’ you cry out, the heat unfurling inside of you.

sejanus’ tongue is delicate but intentional, his lips wrapping around your sensitive nub at the same time. coryo’s cock drives into your hole, and he grunts as he feels you clench around him. it’s all too much.

you come undone soon after, legs trembling as your slickness coats coryo’s cock. sejanus continues to lick at your pretty pussy, tongue savouring the excess wetness that spills out of your hole.

‘so fucking good,’ coryo muses, cock driving in and out of your sticky cunt.

he feels himself close too, your wet cunt clenching around his cock. you’re so tight, not like the other girls at the academy who’ve been shared around by all the boys.

sejanus shifts underneath you, still lapping at your sensitive clit. your cunt dances with want, and you wonder if you can come a third time. he feels so good, suckling at your glossy folds. it’s too soon after you’ve just finished, but the excess want that’s brimming inside of you edges you on.

‘fuck,’ coryo cries out, and he feels his load spurt into your cunt.

you shiver, feeling him spurt thick ropes against your walls. you can’t take it, and feel yourself finish again, pushed over the edge. your vision goes a little fuzzy at the corners, and you once again feel your wetness coat coryo’s cock as he pumps his cum into you.

sejanus moves out from under you, leaving you to tremble with the waves of overstimulation that are washing over you. coryo’s cum dribbles out, the pearly white stuff trickling down your thighs. you feel sore, but you’re floating with pleasure.

you lay against the bed, attempting to maintain some semblance of decorum while the two boys clean themselves up. you can’t process what’s happened—just half an hour ago you were attempting to ‘study’, and now you’re acutely aware of the fact that you’ve just taken both of them.

‘we should probably get back to studying,’ you murmur, propping yourself up on your elbows.

coryo laughs, and shakes his head at your naivety. how innocent you were, not seeing through the thin facade of their desired.

‘we didn’t invite you over to study, you do know that, right?’ he says, running a hand through his blonde curls.

you blush, fingers fumbling to button up your shirt. the boys watch as you attempt to feign confidence, but they can see how shy you are—returning to the bashful girl you’d been before you’d taken their cocks.

‘coryo, don’t tease her,’ sejanus rebuts, his care for you a little too blatantly obvious.

that only makes you cheeks grow redder. coryo rolls his icy blue eyes, and a grin scampers across his lips.

‘oh, i’m sure she’ll be back to study with us again.’

[maximumwobblerbanditdonut]

Brad Pitt filming his latest #Hollywood #blockbuster about a #Formula1 driver called Sonny Hayes at the #BritishGrandPrix at the #Silverstone race track. The filming took place as all of the real Formula 1 drivers were setting off on their formation lap.

Academy Award winner Javier Bardem has joined Brad Pitt in director Joseph Kosinski’s upcoming Formula One movie. Bardem will star in the movie as a Formula One team owner and friend of Pitt’s former driver Sonny Hayes, with the prospect of seeing Bardem share the screen with fellow Academy Award winner Brad Pitt a hugely exciting one. Here with Tobias Menzies.

APXGP

The team at the centre of Brad Pitt’s new F1 film is called APXGP, as first revealed by the pit garage fittings put in place at Silverstone ahead of the British Grand Prix. The black and gold cars carry the same name too, and it provides further substance to the suggestion that the film will have, or include, the name Apex.

The fictional team’s set-up at Silverstone replicates that of the real-world constructors around it: tyres are piled high in the garage, spare front wings are stacked outside the pit and screens of telemetry sit above pristine trays of tools.

What is the plot of Brad Pitt’s Apex F1 film?

The plot for the film is thought to see Pitt’s character, Sonny Hayes — an ageing F1 veteran — return to the grid for one final season whilst mentoring a young rookie driver, Joshua Pearce, played by Damson Idris.

Little more is known about the story, set amid the 2023 grid and the title of the film is still unconfirmed, but rumour says it may be called Apex.

The car of the fictional Apex team for a Formula One-inspired movie featuring Brad Pitt is pictured before the start of the race at Silverstone Circuit, Silverstone, U.K., July 9, 2023. (Reuters Photo)

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[taiblogcomics]

Why Cullen’s So Sullen

Hey there, goop in a shell. All right, we're on the way into this second leg of Avengers Arena. It'll be done in no time. It might even be summer by then! We won't finish it by my birthday, but we'll be pretty close. And isn't that gift enough~? (No, it's not, but if you want a link to my Amazon wishlist...)

Here's the cover:

Frankly, this probably would have been improved if it had been a board game instead of a comic. For one thing, you'd be able to declare it non-canon way more easily. Even if it was a board game, though, I have some criticisms. Let's first acknowledge the meta of critiquing a cover on a cover. That's got some levels to it. But next, declaring "New" on your cover just means you're going to have to change the box design later, and that's expensive. Bad marketing move. I also don't like the "Play" right on there. I don't need the boardgame to tell me what to do with it, thanks. I know what it is. Thirdly, it can vary depending on the artstyle, but a board game box that doesn't give some hint of the game's design isn't appealing. Some will show you the board or pieces, or at least some stylised fantasy of what the gameplay's meant to evoke. This one seems to be about being trapped in the Phantom Zone, which isn't even the right publisher~

All righty. Last week, we had kind of a break, in that it didn't involve teen heroes on Child Murder Island, but we were forced to endure an attempt at relating with Arcade. And also just looking at Arcade in general. But now we're back in the thick of it with X-23 wandering through the desert area, monologuing to herself about how she's constantly always thinking about how to most efficiently kill everyone in the room. She doesn't like it, but it's how her brain works. But she didn't need to do any of the killing here.

She's actually following the wreckage of Juston's Sentinel, musing that if it came down in this much wreckage, Juston can't be in very good shape--at best. She finds a major piece lying over a cave, and following a scent downwards... She gets blasted by a giant laser right before the entrance. Luckily, she heals pretty quickly, and even more lucky, it was set as an auto-defense by Juston. Yeah, he's still alive! He's been surviving down here on peanut butter trying to repair the Sentinel. Which hasn't been easy, because he's also pretty sure he's paralysed from the waist down.

Meanwhile, the Braddock Academy kids are looking over the aftermath of Kid Briton's very timely demise. Anachronism's still kind of in shock, which I mean, fair dues. I may not like these characters, but I will extend a little sympathy to someone who's just committed accidental murder. Cullen Bloodstone tries to extend a sympathetic word, but Nara just decided this is incredibly hot, and starts making out with Anachronism on the spot, to his shock and Cullen's obvious displeasure. Kind of my displeasure too, but for very different reasons, I assure you~

On the edge of the territory, the Runaways and Cammi witness this whole thing, and they're as weirded out as I am. Cullen approaches them, and he offers them a deal. He'll split the whole contents of the stash they uncovered with them if they help his group bury Kid Briton. This is a pretty good (if suspicious) deal. If nothing else, they ought to bury him for hygienic reasons, if not idealogical ones. And if not, well, Cullen is still holding a gun as big as he is, so despite the deal being offered, it might not be a subject argued over.

And yet still meanwhile, Deathlocket and Apex are racing away from the spot, stunned to heck after Kid Briton got decapped. Deathlocket continues to chase her through the snow, trying to get her to slow down and explain what just happened. Particularly that part where it was revealed Apex has been controling the Deathlok parts of Deathlocket. And Apex just says, of course she doesn't understand nobody ever understands. And then she goes facedown in the snow. Deathlocket goes to pull Apex up, turn her over... Only to reveal that Apex has transformed into a guy named Tim.

While X-23 does the fetch-and-carry for Juston in his Sentinel repairs, the Braddock kids and the Runaways group bond with each other. Or at least Nico tries, but Nara doesn't want to bring up lost loves. Chase is just marveling that Anachronism isn't into sports. The deepest conversation goes to Cammi and Cullen, as all Cammi has to do is listen, and she guesses (correctly) that Cullen is kind of pining for Anachronism, which is why he's so annoyed with him making out with Nara. She implies he has a second secret as well, but is willing to gloss over it for now.

Juston gets the Sentinel up and running--not in its thinking state, alas, but running--and since X-23 can't get near Hazmat and Reptil for the time being (they still have the trigger scent on them), he decides to pursue his own agenda. He espouses that he knows he's not the odds-on favourite in this contest, so he has one thing to take care of, then he's just gonna let it ride.

And to that end, he heads into the snow area to locate Tim and Deathlocket. They're the ones who mangled his friend. So he's looking to do a little mangling himself. This is near enough for the Runaways to intervene (with Chase revealing his new Darkhawk powers for the first time), and what had some promise as a good issue where the teens talk about their problems now ends with everything spilling into a fight again...

Yeah, we’re certainly back in it now, aren’t we? Couldn’t even go a whole issue without the bad stuff pouring back in. Like, there was promise in this one! The teens were bonding, talking things out! We had character development, we had an intriguing mystery in Tim. This coulda been the start of an upswing for the series, where after a rocky opening for a distasteful premise, it got better, where the kids started deciding to act like heroes and not give in to Arcade’s stupid game. But no, Juston’s decided to pursue the most worthless of causes, and it’s gonna get bad again. Like, I know for a fact it’s gonna get bad again. But I guess we’ll see how bad next week~

[bikeshala]

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[injuries-in-dust]

Family is everything

From: Lieutenant Chixx’min’del. C/O SCS Dynasty

To: Stixx’il’than of Clan Thron. C/O Vrooil Homeworld

By the Maker, Stixx’il’than, you won’t believe how adorable humans can be.

You need to put yourself though the acadamy as soon as your maturation cycle is completed so you can meet some of these amazing beings.

We knew humans would pack bond with anything but no one told me just how strongly they can bond with you!

A human crewmate of mine, Human-Sally, and her mate, Human-John, pack bonded with me almost as soon as I came aboard the ship. Human-Sally saw how nervous I was, because it was my first day aboard and things were not running as smootly as the simulations we encounter at the academy. She made me an offer of a social encounter for the potential of alleviating my concerns and the promise of pack-bonding. She referred to it as “getting a drink after work.”

A most joyous experience I cannot hesitate to strongly recommend.

This sigular experience with Human-Sally led to further pack-bonding experiences. Through Human-Sally, I encountered her mate, Human-John. He pack-bonded with me and they have both admit they have come to consider me almost as part of their brood. They called me “Family friend,” to use the human phrase. It means they had truly pack-bonded with me and would protect me as well as they would protect one of their own brood.

Five cycles ago, things changed.

Did you know humans can birth more than one young at a time? This was a shock to me.

I learned this fact when Human-Sally went into labour. I had to aid her in reaching the medical bay and then she did not want me to leave.

Have you ever seen a mamalian species give birth? I had studied this as part of my emergency medical training at the academy, but to see it in person is a strange experience. Their brood is within their body, not in eggs. Because of this their bodies are actually capable of gestating more than one young at a time. They refer to this as “twins” Meaning two larvae born at the same time.

Humans are quite unique among the mamalian species. their young are so small, so helpless after giving birth. Thye cannot even lift their own heads. They have no coordination control. They are incapable of even their most basic self care for at least a full cycle. They are truely helpless creatures upon their emergence into the world.

Something strange occured to me when I saw these tiny and helpless creatures. Just as our Matron-caste would defend the eggs within the hatchery, I felt the strong instinct to defend these human-brood from any potential threats.

I know it should not be, as I am of the worker-caste. Yet the impossibility is possible. These human brood seemed to implant these instincts upon me.

Human sally bestowed upon me a great honour. There is no direct translation in our language. She named me as a “Godparent.” it is a marvellous human word which encapsulates so many things. To abbreviate, it means; “Guardian,  who shall take an interest in the brood upbringing and personal development, to offer mentorship or claim legal guardianship of the child if anything should happen to the parents.” Surely the highest honour any human can bestow upon another. Even though I am not of their clan, or even their race, they trust that I can sucessfully protect their progeny.

And the brood are wonderful creatures. They are scary little apex predators at times. It makes me want to shed my carapace with worry whenever they “play” especially when it is practising their predatory pursuit skills (they call it “hide and seek”) but they are also curious and intelligent and they have pack-bonded with me as well!

I didn’t think it was possible, but Youngling-Michael and Youngling-Amanda have pack bonded with me even stronger than Human-Sally or Human-John have. They refer to me as “Aunty-Chixx.” This is a human kinsperson and the word means “sister to a parental unit.”

I am not of their brood. I am not even of their species. Yet these human have pack-bonded with me so strongly that they do not care of the barriors of blood, DNA, or planetary origin. They call me “family.”

Get out here amongst the stars and amongst the humans as soon as you are able my brood-sister, you shall not regret it! 

[professional-dum-dum]

Deciding to throw abother fanfic snippet in the mix because it's one I wrote on the spot and I enjoyed writing it. This time it comes from Remnant's Fastest an F1 Drivers AU

Ruby closed her mind to all the outside moments around her as she started the final lap, sealing the deal on the number sixty-four Schnee car which had piles of white smoke emitting from its tail end. As unfortunate as it was that Winter had to retire just two laps from the flag, she pushed onward and flicked tge nose of tge car hard to the right for the fast Abbey turn heading into Farm, its following sweeping left hander.

The tail of the other car had the same sponsorships as the car she was driving, so the pass into Village and the Loop was an easy move to make as she slowed herself down massively for the tight-angled turns, holding the inner line through it. The following turn, Osma, was an easy turn for her to make with her team-mate, Oscar Pine, behind her, safe in the knowledge that he would provide her a safety margin. As she entered the Academy Straight, she pressed the rose petal-adorned button, opening her rear wing to increase her acceleration down the straight, a benefit of being close enough behind Oscar before entering Village. Entering the following turn, she held the brake where she needed it to slow down and clip the apex before gradually slowing to a safe speed for the Calavera hairpin. Once out, she fed the throttle in, pressing the upshift paddle each time she heard the engine screaming over a beep in her headset, carrying her over the old start-finish line. A voice chimed in as she passed it.

"Half a lap, Ruby." Jaune had reminded her that she was so close to victory, yet still so far away.

As she approached Copse, her rear-view mirrors filled with the crowds behibd her standing and celebrating, possibly prematurely, to her impending race win. Flicking the car hard to the right, she sweeped through it, scrubbing off a little speed as she navigated the corner before approaching the world-famous Summer Rose Complex, named after her late mother, the only other rookie to win the Patch Grand Prix. Flicking left and imnediately right as she carried high speeds through it, she applied the brakes to scrub some speed from the car as she flicked back left and slowed for the final right of the circuit. Once she was clear, she planted her right foot to the floor, lighting the rear tyres momentarily as it gathered speed and onto the Beacon Straight.

Unlike last time, she didn't have the luxury of pressing the button to gain more speed, however, she still got to its top end quickly before slowing for the Ironwood sweeper, brushing the apex with her right wheels as she nailed the exit and slowed heavily for Vale and Nightclub, the last two turns. Once she was clear, in her peripheral the crowd was up on their feet and cheering for the newest name to return to the top step. She hadn't clicked the checkered flag and accelerated back into Village vefore letting off, seeing marshals waving various flags. In her haste, however, she didn't realise she won the race.

"RUBY, YOU DID IT! YOU'VE JUST WON THE PATCH GRAND PRIX AS A ROOKIE!" Jaune screamed into her headset.

[mverstappen]

Hello Ellie, how are ya? I see so much MotoGP on my dash because of you and I still really want to get into it, but am a bit overwhelmed. I have watched a couple races this season but lack a basic overview. Do you happen to have any recommendations ala DTS? Any good videos or podcasts maybe? And who to watch out for?

Alicia HI 💖 sdhadj sorry for the motogp spam but it’s honestly incredible, it owns my life now and that’s okay. so yes please get into it and welcome to the motogp fandom we are all super lovely but thirsty and all belong to horny jail 💀 (I placed the rest under read more because it is a bit long)

ANYWAY, so first things first, the amazing and super sweet @joanftmir made a motogp guide before the start of this season and it’s a good overview, because the free practices and qualifying and stuff can be hard to understand in the beginning!

as for documentaries:

the “lo llevamos en la sangre” series is what got me into motogp! it is a documentary on Spanish riders jorge, alex crivillé and MARC (I could only find the marc one on youtube, but it’s the best one anyway). all three episodes used to be on dazn so maybe they will be again one day?

jorge lorenzo documentary on his 2015 season (with the rosquez side drama!!) (I cried watching this one for some reason)

DOVI DOCUMENTARY ! this one just makes you fall in love with dovi so much and also breaks your heart (even more so now knowing that dovi will leave motogp and ducati fucked him up badly) anyway I cried a lot watching this one too.

“hitting the apex” is also a good one (or so I was told. it was recommended to me but I haven't watched it yet)

and in general there are a LOT of short documentaries by dazn or red bull, it’s worth just searching their channels.

now who to watch out for: NOT DOVI because he will leave which is sad because he is a great man and rider to stan. Also not marc since it’s not certain when he comes back. also not maverick because yamaha fucked him up. the suzuki boys are a great choice, because not only does suzuki treat both teammates equally (treat = love, they are so supportive of them it’s incredible), but also joan and rins are both amazing and talented and have braincells and are genuinely good people. also miguel oliveira at KTM. alex and taka at lcr. OH ENEA AND LUCA !! they are two moto2 guys from the vr46 riders academy that were promoted to motogp. basically everyone. also I suggset you follow moto3 and moto2 because the races are most of the times even more interesting (moto3 is NUTS, you cannot predict ANYTHING, people who start from the back of the grid can win without any problems, the positions change every 10 seconds you can never be sure that your fave will win unless he actually crosses the line, most of the times 3-6 riders fight for p1 and like 10 riders or so fight for podium).

okay I'm sorry this is a lot I just got very exited. if you have any questions you can always message me, and I'm sure all the others guys in the motogp fandom are always happy to answer questions ❤️

[themotorsportblog]

DANNY BOY BRINGS HOME THE GOODS

Dan Ticktum became the home hero, winning the F2 Sprint Race, his first victory in the category, ahead of Christian Lundgaard, as Callum Ilott’s rotten luck doesn’t look like changing anytime soon.

Ticktum led every lap of the race having started on pole, but didn’t come under any real pressure until Lundgaard charged up behind on fresher, softer tyres, but ran out of corners to pass the Brit.

Meanwhile a rare driver error meant Ilott missed a huge opportunity to close the gap on Championship leader Robert Shwartzman, who had another quiet race.

Drama on the grid again saw Giuliano Alesi stall towards the rear of the field, Lundgaard immediately stormed past the Charouz of Louis Deletraz on the outside into Abbey. 

Going into Village Yuki Tsunoda took a very strange wide line before trying to cut back to the apex, making contact with the car of Ilott who was already there on the inside of the track. Tsunoda ended up spinning 180 degrees and stalled his car, ending his race, while Ilott was harshly awarded a five second time penalty.

The Virtual Safety Car was briefly deployed, which disappointingly spread out the field slightly, but not before Guanyu Zhou put a very brave move on Mick Schumacher at Copse. On the restart the cars were relatively well spaced out, except for Pedro Piquet and Sean Gelael, with DAMS drifting on the gravel on the exit of Luffield in his pursuit of the Brazilian.

Lap seven saw Ilott start to charge through the field, fighting past Felipe Drugovich for P5 at Stowe, whilst a lap later, Ticktum was out of DRS range and pulling away from the rest of the field.

Lap eight also saw cars going three wide into Stowe, yesterday’s winner Nikita Mazepin passing Drugovich, whilst Zhou put a stunning and brave move on the pair of them. Excellence from Zhou, but dismal from Roy Nissany, who continued to make himself look like an amateur in the Trident, spinning all by himself down at Brooklands.

Robert Shwartzman, who’s had a difficult weekend, looked like he was starting to come through the field when he passed Jack Aitken for P10 at the Vale chicane, however it was the other Championship contender who was really starting to fly.

Ilott managed to pass Deletraz for P3 around the outside of Brooklands and then Lundgaard, again around the outside, this time of Stowe, for P2, and started to charge after Ticktum in the lead.

The Ferrari Academy Driver was 0.7s quicker than Ticktum on laps 13 & 14 as he continued to hunt him down, stretching the advantage he needed over the rest of the field with his time penalty.

This was only until he spun out between Vale and Club, getting on the power too early and dropping it, unable to avoid stalling the car and ending his race immediately. Desperately unlucky, but able to make amends at the same circuit next weekend.

With the Safety Car out, Lundgaard, Shwartzman, Schumacher and Gelael were amongst those who took the gamble for fresh rubber, however the DAMS gamble quickly backfired, with Gelael having to pull over at the end of the pit lane as one of his front tyres wasn’t properly attached. He didn’t pull over quick enough and went past the pit lane exit line, meaning the mechanics couldn’t fix the issue. Sending the Indonesian driver into retirement alongside Tsunoda and Ilott.

Shwartzman’s gamble also didn’t work out, an incredibly slow stop, thanks to his front right tyre not coming off to be changed, dropped him down the order, whilst Schumacher was also unable to make up the lost ground in the final few laps.

Racing resumed on lap 19 and the final laps were dominated by Lundgaard charging through the field, as he was the only car who made the fresh rubber work. He immediately got past Mazepin for P4, whilst further behind his team mate Armstrong passed Piquet around the outside of Luffield and Woodcote as he looked to fight his way into the top ten.

Lundgaard passed Zhou for P3 on lap 20 and immediately closed up to the back of Deletraz, as Luca Ghiotto’s quiet morning ended in retirement at Brooklands.

Deletraz went too deep at Village, allowing Lundgaard through, giving him nearly a full lap to chase after Ticktum, however it was too little too late, Ticktum having built up enough of an advantage to beat the Dane home by just under 0.4s.

Jehan Daruvala stole P4 from Mazepin on the line, to make up for losing out on reverse grid pole in the latter stages of yesterday;s race, whilst the other Brit, Jack Aitken took the final point in P8 but only thanks to Zhou spinning out of the points at Maggots, but was able to limp home to P9.

RACE RESULT:

TICKTUM LUNDGAARD DELETRAZ

DARUVALA MAZEPIN DRUGOVICH MATSUSHITA AITKEN

ZHOU ARMSTRONG MARKELOV SATO SHWARTZMAN SCHUMACHER SAMAIA NISSANY PIQUET ALESI + 1 LAP GHIOTTO + 2 LAPS

GELAEL - DNF ILOTT - DNF TSUNODA - DNF

[keelymewett]

Zombie Movie: I Am Legend (2007)

“Here’s Karen at the health desk.”

Karen from the health desk. (Picture: A female news anchor, Karen from the health desk.)

Language warning (sorry kids, but this is an MA15+ movie). 

I shit you not, that’s one of the opening quotes of the movies. So, friends and enemies, welcome to the longest review I’ve done of a zombie movie yet. It’s 1:35am here in Australia and I’ve just finished rewatching I Am Legend, everything’s fresh in my mind and I’m hyped up on chocolate. 

This movie has incredible tension, a fresh take on the zombie apocalypse, and it’s based on the 1954 novel by Richard Matherson, which inspired the modern day vampire and zombie movies. Why you may ask? Because it popularised the concept of a worldwide apocalypse due to a disease... now I’m beginning to realise that watching zombie movies during a global pandemic maybe wasn’t the best idea I’ve ever had. Any who. 

YouTube rewind made me forget how bloody good of an actor Will Smith is, and boy does he deliver in this movie. Robert’s (that his character, btw, though I will probably end up just referring to the character as Will Smith) interactions with Sam the goodest girl in the world (she’s a dog) and the mannequins is incredible.

The goodest girl in the world. (Picture: A dog (I’m sorry - I don’t know dog breeds! I’m 99% sure she’s a German Shepard) being given a bath and head scratches by Will Smith.)

Now: three things to look forward to in this “review” (assuming you read the spoilery section below). One: how realistic is this apocalypse? Two: there’s a dog. Three: zombie vampires. Vampire zombies? 

Backgrounds details! (Picture: Will Smith opened the fridge. On the fridge door are photos of his wife and daughter, a calendar dated for December, a drawing with “Marley” written in kids handwriting, post-it notes, a pamphlet with the heading “Quarantine”, and a Time Magazine cover of Robert Neville (Will Smith). The title reads (heading) “Saviour?” (sub-heading) “Soldier, Scientist” (body of text) “In a Battle that Could Save Thousands of Lives, Lt. Col. Robert Neville Takes on the XV Virus.”

Also, there’s banging in my house at the moment and when I say I’m peaking. I’m going to need to listen to some music while I write this.

Read on for a fun time! Spoilers ahoy!

Realism (the really relevant part. Yikes)

Okay, so what’s this fresh take on the apocalypse? Basically, this doctor cures cancer and it all goes to shit from there. I’m not 100% on the logistical jump from “destroying cancer cells” to “humans (and animals) becoming bloodthirsty mutants that burn in the sun” - for instance, this is just my sci-fi high-school biology and physics brain working here, cancer is basically a rogue cell that mutates other cells and destroys them in the process, yeah? So if the doctor, like she said, uses these cancer cells to work for the body and in the process “cures” cancer, wouldn’t the humans just... infect each other and the virus would kill the host if it went south? Given, that did happen in like 90% of cases as Will Smith explains, but where does the sunlight allergy come in? Is cancer afraid of UV? Confused, but I digress. 

... Is that my queen, Missy, from Umbrella Academy? (Picture: A woman with blood leaking from her eyes, holding a child and shouting for help.)

The scene where they’re listening to the radio and the guy is like we’re “issuing a military quarantine of New York City” I’m like bitch you wish. Unrealistic. The USA currently (9/10/2020) has the highest cases of COVID-19 in the world (for future historians and poor school children, it’s at 7.68 MILLION cases, no statistic for recovered cases for some weird ass reason, and sadly, 212,000 deaths. For reference, here in Australia we’ve had as of today 27,206 cases, 24,807 recovered and 897 deaths. New Zealand, who went into hard lockdown, had as of today, 1,864 cases, 1,800 recovered, and 25 deaths, with a period where there were 0 new cases for several days.)

Though, with that in mind, everyone going outside and gathering in large crowds? Realistic. 

The actual movie part

Praises time! Will Smith has a stockpile of food. Also, him getting Sam (the dog) to eat her vegetables like she’s a little kid? Cutest thing ever. 

Stockpilesss. (Picture: Will Smith wearing an apron and preparing a meal in a kitchen chock full of food items, including things like Pringles and spaghetti sauce.)

Setting alarms on his watch for sunset? Brilliant, smart idea, fantastic. Re-enforced windows and door, AND booby-trapped house? Incredible, genius. Setting traps to catch the zomvamps? (like the dumb name I just came up with? Don’t worry, I’ll reveal the stupid arbitrary name they ACTUALLY came up with later) Talent, intelligence. 

Dude, why wouldn’t you restrain the head/chest? You know, the part that can bite you? (Picture: Will Smith in a lab coat standing over a female zombie-vampire who’s been secured to a metal bench by the wrists and ankles. Medical monitors are connected to her.)

Now, Will Smith is out here looking for a cure. And by looking, I mean actively creating. In a lab. He washes his hands before going in - *chef’s kiss* follow his example - and unlike other zombie movies where it’s super dramatic in the hunt for a cure, this is a lot more chill considering it’s a) been 3 years and b) is more like how science actually works. Trials, tests, animal test-subjects (there is a debate about the ethics of this which I won’t go into here) (I mean a debate in real life not in the zombie movie haha) and human test-subjects. 

“Did you kidnap my girlfriend, bro?” (Picture: bald, pale muscular dude-bro-looking zombie-vampire roaring in rage.)

The mother-fracking zombies

I have to say it: these are the most dumbass looking vampire-zombies. I say vampire-zombies (zomvamps) because they avoid sunlight but also eat people? 

Now, unlike most zombie movies, these are really bloody intelligent zomvamps. At one point, after setting a booby trap and catching a zomvamp after stumbling into a nest of them, Robert says “They’re not showing any human social behaviour.” Hahahaha. Okay bitch first of all dude bro screamed when you kidnapped his mate, secondly dude bro has pet dogs, thirdly dude bro fucking caught you in a trap. He took revenge on you there, love. He followed you home!

The zomvamps are apex predators, can climb, run, hunt in packs, communicate with each other, set booby traps, make coordinated attacks, follow you home, learn where you live and remember it, and holy fuck humans had no chance. 

Thank you for clarifying, because I actually found this quite funny. Like, look at him! (Picture: dude-bro zombie-vampire from earlier growling in front of a flaming car. The zombie-vampires are very CGI, pale, fish-person looking things with pale skin and completely bald of hair. This guy is wearing ripped clothes. The caption reads “Growls menacingly”.)

Random things I have in my notes but haven’t mentioned yet (yes I took notes) 

What’s with the apocalypse and mannequins? Looking at you, Five (Umbrella Academy). 

(Picture: Will Smith looking at a “female” mannequin, who is dressed in a coat and black bob wig. They’re in a movie store. Funnily enough, behind the mannequin is the “Adult” section of the films.)

I agree with the fuck-that-shit sentiment when you see a mannequin suddenly appear in a different part of the city - like how in the hell?? 

(Picture: Will Smith aiming a rifle at a mannequin in an orange jumper. Mannequin is usually located outside of the movie store, yet here it is randomly in the middle of the street at the end of a T-section. There are tall glass windows behind the mannequin, and the window to the right has a giant, gaping pitch black hole in it. It’s presumed that there is a nest of zombie-vampires in there.)

... so is this a booby trap for humans or for zomvamps? Because the former makes sense if that dude bro zomvamp analysed Will Smith’s trap from earlier and remade it (hence dropped the car off a bridge to string him up), and the latter doesn’t really make sense because a) you’ll only catch (and probably kill) one zomvamp and why would you want only one unless you’re Robert and two why tf aren’t you meeting up with Robert he’s been broadcasting and racing around town hunting deer (elk?) in a sports car. 

I’d like to know how hard it actually is to do like a weird sit-up and get yourself free of one of these kinds of traps. Am I dumb for thinking it’s not that hard? (Picture: Will Smith is suspended in the air by a rope tied around his ankle, the result of a booby-trap. He’s struggling to free himself.)

Come on, you’re literally a doctor and a soldier. Don’t tell me you’re actually considering pulling that out? (Picture: Will Smith has been impaled in the leg by something. It looks like he’s about to attempt to pull it out. He’s in the middle of the street as the sun sets, and Sam is right next to him.)

Sam is a queen. Here are some photos of her.

(Picture: Robert Neville’s wife carrying a baby Sam - Sam is a puppy, by the way, and very adorable. Neville’s young daughter is walking out of the gate to their house behind her mother.)

(Picture: Will Smith in a flashback saying goodbye to his wife and daughter and crying. Sam is licking away his tears.)

Sometimes I hate foreshadowing. (Picture: Will Smith searching a house. He opens a cupboard and there’s a newspaper article with a picture of a zombie-vampire dog. The article reads “Infected dogs can come out at dusk. Stay in the light.” There’s a number to call for questions.)

Worst birthday ever. Now I’m sad and there’s still half the movie left. 

(Picture: Will Smith sitting on the floor of his lab, hugging Sam, who’s just been bitten by infected dogs.) 

Get Shrek’d.

(Picture: The ‘Shrek’ movie playing on the TV in Neville’s house.)

Ma’am, do you not know how to ration? That is such a waste of food. (Picture: the woman and kid who rescued Will Smith have cooked breakfast. She’s cooked way too many scrambled eggs for two adults and a kid, and all the of the bacon for literally no reason.)

Oh yeah, wanna know what they call the zombies in this movie? 

Dark Seekers. They dropped that one on us well into the final half of the movie. Dark Seekers? Really? I won’t get into how dumb that sounds when you had two options to choose from - vampires and zombies. Hell, go with my suggestion of zomvamps, even vampzoms. Dark Seekers? Sorry, I get hung up on dumb zombie-alternative names. Sure, I get the atmosphere might be ruined by calling them vampires or zombies, but not even lying I didn’t realise she said “Dark Seekers” until I turned the CC on to grab a quote. I thought she said “Dog Keepers” hahahaha. “The dog keepers got them.” My defence is that the dude bro did keep dogs. 

Finally, wrapping this up at 2:15 before I add in pictures, you’re telling me approximately 100 zomvamps made a coordinated attack on Will Smith’s house to eat... 3 people? That’s like me and a hundred mates descending on the pentagon for a fucking snickers bar. We’d get like an atom each. 

Oh, what’s that? They’re here to rescue one person? Really? Really? How in the fuck are they even zombies if their primary purpose isn’t to eat humans. I’m disappointed. But points for a fresh take, at least. 

Now one of the things I remember about this movie is that is has an alternate ending. The actual ending (huge spoilers but then again, you’re in the spoiler section) has Will Smith sacrifice himself (read: blow himself and the zomvamps up with a grenade) to defend the cure and save his new friends. The alternate ending, which was scrapped due to negative audience reaction, has Will Smith communicate with the zomvamps who like actually calm down and listen to him. He gives the dude bro back his friend, and... no one dies. 

I’m sorry, how is an ending where, sure, a cure isn’t found YET, but, the “villains” of the movie are humanised and a new side of them is seen that shows, hey, maybe there’s another way through this apocalypse, better than an ending where Will Smith dies? Make it make sense test audience. Because, remember, there’s still a whole bunch of immune people living out here, and three of them are currently in the same room. Robert’s only been working on the cure for 3 years. How many years do you reckon it takes to cure cancer? Hint: it’s ongoing in real life. Just because the cure isn’t found in the movie doesn’t mean it won’t be found. Ughhhh. I digress again. 

I have more random photos but I am very tired. If anyone’s interested in hearing me roast butterflies, the world not actually ending in 2012, and a missed pun about Until Dawn (even though it was made like ten years after this), and a quick analysis on Robert Neville and God, let me know :) 

Have a great day everyone, wash your hands, social distance if possible, and quarantine. Just because the COVID-19 virus isn’t turning us into zombies doesn’t mean it isn’t hurting us. 

Worldwide statistics, 9/10/2020: 36.2M total cases, 25.3M recovered, 1.06M deaths. 

(Picture: Will Smith saying “I like ‘Shrek’ after just quoting an entire scene of it to win a kid’s trust.)

[apex-academy]

Chapter 5: Caring Is a Hazard to Your Health (#7b)

Doesn’t take much thinking to figure this one out. Which means I actually can.

The owner never had the chance to lock it, so the door opens easily once I actually try it. Inside—between toolboxes, some distillery-looking things, and several chopped-off fronts of cars—are what seem like amped-up versions of those racing games you see in arcades. Possibly also in the Apex Academy arcade. Honestly I’ve already forgotten what was in there.

I paw through the toolboxes, but I don’t think these will get us through any locked doors. The tool collection seems like it’s half missing, so the best tools for the job have probably been removed. As has all the welding equipment save for a helmet.

“Great.”

Shame the young master couldn’t have overlooked this place.

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