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A few personal thoughts. If each member of Team RWBY had criminal records, I have some theories on what would show on their records. Be aware, this is just my thoughts and you may have differing opinions. I would like to hear them

Below are the most notable crimes on their records

Ruby: Hunting under the influence

Weiss: Arson

Blake: Grievous bodily harm with intent

Yang: Inciting a riot in a school

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This was one that I had moved forward out of sequence due to past comments

I will expect civility throughout, this is aimed to be a bit of fun

Furthermore, if you're unsure who's being paired, each option is, from left to right, in poll order

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I know this is a Ladybug quote, but I relate to Blake's problem and I feel called out

Blake: *Is struggling with a can*

Ruby: You need some help with that?

Blake: Yes, actually *Hands Ruby the can* please?

Ruby: *Sighs and takes the pringles out of the pringle can*

Blake: Bless your little hands.

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I once again will state that civility is expected on this poll

You may be complaining "but where's White Rose?" I only include one ship with any pair so if it hasn't appeared yet, it may appear in the future. If it isn't on a second character, it was with the first on a now-closed poll

Also I know that these ships make no sense, this is just for the fun

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Ironwood: Penny isn't answering her scroll

Winter: I'll try.

Weiss: Ironwood and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Penny: Hello?

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I still vibe to this

What do you think would happen if Yang met Kermit in some weird crossover in Hell Island

op i spent like two hours on this i was sent into a mad frenzy 

anyway this is what would happen

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I know this is gonna start a fight, so I will instruct everyone to keep it civil

Last thing any of us want is trouble

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I was anon

I have cat pics, all I need is a reason to post them. Maybe some encouragement as well

DO IT DO IT DO IT

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@vega-tenala the post told me to

It seems like there's more positivity on Tumblr than other platforms (*cough*Twitter*cough*). Like, you can say "I love you, bestie." without anyone calling you corny or childish.

Y'know what? Reblog this to let your besties know you love them.

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How to assert dominance of the highest order

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@vega-tenala how did you know my bus driving technique?

He had me in the first half, not gonna lie

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If anyone makes these, I will high-five you

Rwby + Spotify playlists

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i can explain i swear

Yang: “What was your favorite thing to do when attending Beacon, Dad?" 

Taiyang: "Making out with your mother." 

Yang: "Jesus, Dad, I did not need to know that!”

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Weiss: Ruby isn’t answering her scroll.

Jaune: I’ll call.

Weiss: Blake and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Ruby, answering: Hello?

Weiss:

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Weiss, sipping a drink: what would we do without you, Blake?

Blake, watching Yang and Ruby fight with popcorn: What they're doing.

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Deciding to throw abother fanfic snippet in the mix because it's one I wrote on the spot and I enjoyed writing it. This time it comes from Remnant's Fastest an F1 Drivers AU

Ruby closed her mind to all the outside moments around her as she started the final lap, sealing the deal on the number sixty-four Schnee car which had piles of white smoke emitting from its tail end. As unfortunate as it was that Winter had to retire just two laps from the flag, she pushed onward and flicked tge nose of tge car hard to the right for the fast Abbey turn heading into Farm, its following sweeping left hander.

The tail of the other car had the same sponsorships as the car she was driving, so the pass into Village and the Loop was an easy move to make as she slowed herself down massively for the tight-angled turns, holding the inner line through it. The following turn, Osma, was an easy turn for her to make with her team-mate, Oscar Pine, behind her, safe in the knowledge that he would provide her a safety margin. As she entered the Academy Straight, she pressed the rose petal-adorned button, opening her rear wing to increase her acceleration down the straight, a benefit of being close enough behind Oscar before entering Village. Entering the following turn, she held the brake where she needed it to slow down and clip the apex before gradually slowing to a safe speed for the Calavera hairpin. Once out, she fed the throttle in, pressing the upshift paddle each time she heard the engine screaming over a beep in her headset, carrying her over the old start-finish line. A voice chimed in as she passed it.

"Half a lap, Ruby." Jaune had reminded her that she was so close to victory, yet still so far away.

As she approached Copse, her rear-view mirrors filled with the crowds behibd her standing and celebrating, possibly prematurely, to her impending race win. Flicking the car hard to the right, she sweeped through it, scrubbing off a little speed as she navigated the corner before approaching the world-famous Summer Rose Complex, named after her late mother, the only other rookie to win the Patch Grand Prix. Flicking left and imnediately right as she carried high speeds through it, she applied the brakes to scrub some speed from the car as she flicked back left and slowed for the final right of the circuit. Once she was clear, she planted her right foot to the floor, lighting the rear tyres momentarily as it gathered speed and onto the Beacon Straight.

Unlike last time, she didn't have the luxury of pressing the button to gain more speed, however, she still got to its top end quickly before slowing for the Ironwood sweeper, brushing the apex with her right wheels as she nailed the exit and slowed heavily for Vale and Nightclub, the last two turns. Once she was clear, in her peripheral the crowd was up on their feet and cheering for the newest name to return to the top step. She hadn't clicked the checkered flag and accelerated back into Village vefore letting off, seeing marshals waving various flags. In her haste, however, she didn't realise she won the race.

"RUBY, YOU DID IT! YOU'VE JUST WON THE PATCH GRAND PRIX AS A ROOKIE!" Jaune screamed into her headset.

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What do you think would happen if Yang met Kermit in some weird crossover in Hell Island

op i spent like two hours on this i was sent into a mad frenzy 

anyway this is what would happen