#anyways. ill add more guarantee

[krelboyne2]

here's a list of malcolm in the middle headcanons i don't personally headcanon but i fuck with so hard:

homosexual malcolm

biromantic asexual/bisexual aromantic malcolm

adhd/audhd malcolm

transmasc malcolm

transfemme malcolm

they/them malcolm

aroace malcolm

dare i say..... dyslexia malcolm

ocd malcolm

college stoner malcolm

more to be added once i think of more. thank you.

[schizopositivity]

One thing I've learned over the years of being diagnosed with schizophrenia is how to tell if a person is safe to tell your diagnosis too. This is purely anecdotal and is just to try to limit the awkward, rude, invasive, weird or threatening reactions from people. I cannot guarantee this but it could be a start, and if any other schizophrenic person wants to add on please do!

Anyway here's how I tell when I should not tell someone I'm schizophrenic:

• they misuse words like "psychotic" "psycho" "delusional" etc.

• when they don't like someone they insult them by calling them "crazy" "insane" "deranged" etc.

• they don't believe in mental illnesses, they may think it is something that is actually spiritual/religious, it's the person's own fault, or it is only caused by societal factors

• they don't believe in prescription medication, they believe it's a scam, they think they are evil, or they think are automatically oppressive for everyone

• they react rudely to seeing people on the street talking to someone that isn't actually there like laughing at them, filming them, or calling the cops on them

Here's how I tell that I think it's safe to tell someone I am schizophrenic:

• they talk openly about mental health without looking down on mentally ill people

• they talk openly about psychiatric medication and other treatments in a no judgmental way

• they have an open mind and are willing to listen to new perspectives

• they are inclusive and willing to learn more and change their language or behavior to be more respectful

• they show care/concern/respect to people who talk to someone who isn't actually there

[yatgb]

Hey guys i know everyone has commissions and fundraisers and stuff open but i have commissions open too because i need to raise $3k by next year so i can move out of my shitty living situation (2 bed room in a bug-infested hotel with 5 people, i sleep on the floor bc thats the only room i have) and also my (understaffed) job is gutting my hours so i barely have enough to keep myself afloat between paychecks.

My commissions are half price now ill put all the prices & examples under the cut bc ik long posts get annoying. The only thing im unwilling to do is nsfw stuff bc i can't exactly confirm if youre an adult or not but ill do regular shipping stuff (including selfship stuff!!) So thats on the table. Tips are obvi appreciated but literally amything helps

(It wasnt until i was done w the post and had it saved to drafts that i realized this isnt my art blog, youll see things tagged with @c0ttonberries that's my art acct)

Busts:

Sketch is $8

Lined & single colored is $12

Full colored is $15

Im not really good with shading but if you want that i can add it for free.

Fullbodies

Sketch is $15

Lined & single color is $22

Full color is $25

Again i can add shading for free but i cant guarantee itll look good

Chibis are $15

Sorry i only have 2 examples rn and thats all theyll let me fit anyway

Basically its simpler shapes & wonkier proportions to look cuter/more scrungly. I can alsp add shading to tjese if you want

Thanks for reading through and at least giving me a chance. Have a good one

[tehb3stsk4t3revr]

Howdy. Exactly what it says on the blog title, I am not gonna subject my mutuals to me posting roblox boys I am way too weak to own this interest publicly

Me:

Call me Kelly! He/Him. (Yeah bet you were probably expecting Kasper huh?)

I am an adult (under 30). This blog is rated T for Teens, I don't post NSFW (can't imagine where I'd find it anyway...) ✌️

I am at peace with sharing a fandom space with kids but if you're a minor uncomfortable with me commenting on your Regretevator art/posts, no prob! Boundaries are good, block if you gotta block!

This blog will mostly be Infected related, with some Lampert, Wallter, and Pest stuff mostly. Depends on what I find that I like?

I reblog random non-regretevator posts that remind me of regretevator. Don't worry about it > 0 >

This will be like 95% reblogs by volume but I do draw and post. Text posts and talking to other users tag is #Dead Guy Chatter, Art Tag is #Haha. I did that

Hi Kelly, Why Did You Reblog 30 Posts From Me Then Fuck Off Into The Sunset?:

I go post by post in the character tags when I'm bored at work, sorry lol

I guarantee that when I'm doing that I'm gonna forget that I already reblogged something and reblog it again like a week later. Take it as a compliment, I guess??? Your art is beautiful thank you for posting it

If I recognize something (or think I recognize it anyway...) that's a #D3j4 Vu r3bl0g. I just felt like reblogging again!

You might've also liked something from me so I backread through your blog until I ran out of attention span :D

You're on my DNI tho???:

It wasn't on purpose. I often forget to look at pinned posts before reblogging, especially if I got to your post from someone else's blog or a character tag. Again, block if it makes you feel better.

Blog Contents & Tagging:

Haiii, I'm A Shipper! ~(￣▽￣)~

I'm tagging Skaterlight with #Mah br41nr0t (I love my brainrot, it's a compliment!)

Partyskater is #P4rteh h4rd!

#The Unpleasant Ship Ever is for whatever the hell it is Jeremy and Unpleasant have going on, it makes me laugh.

Will add more ship specific tags to filter/binge if I need 'em but I don't rn.

I will not tag interactions between characters that seem like they're a non-romantic context. IDC if I or OP ships it. Infected and Lampert standing in the same room is not skaterlight unless they're calling each other pet names or makin' out or something. Exceptions being when I'm tagging my own art for reach.

There's no specific tag for Infected/Lampert vs Kasper/Lampert here; everything is just 'Skaterlight br41nr0t' to me. Happy to be corrected if there is actually a distinction I don't know about tho, I Strongly prefer Kasper/Lampert.

I love things that make me sad! (❁´◡`❁)

Injury tag is #0uch. Includes everything from heavy nosebleeds and vomiting to eye injuries, severe real life symptoms of illness, and cat death (o7 Poptart). I rarely reblog this stuff because I don't enjoy seeing characters I like get hurt, but sometimes the suffering feels In Character, idk.

Emotional Damage tag is #P41N and covers everything from relationship angst to implied offscreen death.

No I'm not tagging jokes about Mark and Wallter being divorced, they're hilarious and also canon lol.

Gross, this guy has boundaries! ( ಠ_ಠ )

Please tell me if someone I reblog from has a sketchy reputation. I'm not super involved in fandom drama and don't keep tabs on every controversy, but I want to be able to investigate for myself.

FleshCousins are a species of critter they're not sapient enough to like. Consent. I'm keeping my distance if you ship that or draw anything weird of one, idc if yours is a person, that is like... A parrot made of sewer hamburgers to me. ✌️😐

I am not proship, please leave me the fuck alone if you're into character relationship dynamics involving SA or other mad nasty stuff like that. There doesn't need to be a fight about it, I'll mind my business if you mind yours, kk?

[mourning-star-daily-comet]

FINALLY!! SOMEONE talking about the weird runaway blonde girl (Claire?) and the Nicholas Wilson boy case. I haven't been able to find ANYTHING on them for MONTHS!! my neighbors are starting to think I made the whole thing up!! I swear, true crime is never taken seriously as an interest. it seems even you haven't posted about the case in a while, has it gone cold? or have you heard any updates? do you have any sources you'd recommend I check out? the subreddit has gone to shit, unfortunately :/

finally somebody is talking about the subreddit! it's nothing but propaganda on there or memes and shitposts made by accounts i can guarantee have never even visited, much less lived here (which if we've somehow forgotten was the entire reason it was created??? its ridiculous but the mods are all inactive so they arent doing anything about it)

anyways, i dont like to say much about my personal life (for anonymity reasons) but since ive already seen speculation about it, i might as well address my inactivity. i was, like a few of you guessed, in custody for something unrelated that i won't get into. im hoping to be back posting now, but im still figuring a lot of stuff out legally so i'll be a lot less active.

now thats out of the way, yes, i have a very important update! the two of them were found around a month ago when a 911 call was placed about an empty car parked in the middle of the highway. claire was taken in for police questioning. ive gotten back in contact with one of my original sources, and though it hasnt been made public information yet, nicholas was not as at the time he was in critical condition due to injuries and was hospitalized. my souces claim that he was found with multiple broken bones as well as many smaller injuries. fortunately, he survived, so im hoping once he recovers he can finally give out the full story of what happened.

this is speculation but i definitely believe, due to the evidence that has been presented, that claire was the sole perpatrator of the crimes and nicholas was forced into joining her. the state he was found in is INSANELY suspicious, considering that sears died from head trauma. ive seen some people theorizing that he threatened to turn her in, so she attemped to kill him the same way. this would explain the fact that the car was so hastily parked in the middle of the road.

the only thing about this theory that doesn't add up is that he was also found to be in an extremely severe state of blood loss, though he did not have any major wounds that would cause this. the only other explanation i can come up with is that claire's attack wasn't sudden as people are believing, but deliberate, the blood loss pointing to him possibly suffering other injuries over the time they were on the run. this recontextualizes everything we know about the case but it is the only theory (that i've seen) which explains that aspect, since as far as i know no one else has the insider information that i do.

so though the case is still technically unsolved, it is relatively clear what happened and a basic timeline can be construed due to the line of events that we know took place. im hoping to hear nicholas's statement in the future. so far he has either refused or been unable to speak on the case.

ill make an update when we get more information

-msdc

[f4y3w00d5]

this morning on the way to school my lil sister ran into her friend walking to school with the friends dad (i was walking my sister by myself)

i ended up talking to the friends dad. he knew id done the exam on saturday so asked me how it went, the conversation turned to why i wanna go there and then my plans in life

He was shocked by how much i have planned out

basically im gonna get a job, hopefully around 10 bucks an hour which is a bit higher than minimum wage. im gonna try and save so that when im 18 ill have somewhere near $10,000. Hopefully ill get my book published within the next year or so. Idk how much money ill get from that, but lets add another $10,000 anyway. I get at least $20,000 'inheritance' from my grandparents in england. If they die, ill get more. (theyre semi rich sooooo). thats $40,000 when im 18. Gonna try do odd jobs and baby sitting and tutoring and selling maybe jewellry, all that jazz

when i finish school, im planning on flying to Canada. Lets estimate about $3000 bucks. itll be a semi large dent, but hopefully it will work. Hopefully i can maybe get an apartment, cos i think houses are a few hundred thousand. will prolly plan meal schedules and shit so we dont have an excess of food, and therefore we save money

The uni I want to go to has online learning, and without a scholarship i believe its about $30-35,000, which would be hard, (also would be living with vivi), but hopefully we could go somewhere were we could stay with others. Im pretty much guaranteed to get a good enough ATAR for a scholarship at the uni i want in the course i want, so it wont even be that expensive

basically ive got an odd amount of plans for someone my age. hopefully i get good scores n shit

[thevoidisscreamingbackatyou]

mikey has therapist friend syndrome 100%. in this essay i will-

Possible TW's: Therapist friend syndrome, possibly ooc character, mentions of mental illness

lmk if theres anything else <3 stay safe guys!!

-describe a little bit how this may actually be for him, as somebody who has experienced this syndrome(im all good dw lol)

but yeah this idea wouldnt leave me so yall get to suffer with me <3

anyways lets get into it!!

so first of all, therapist friends are essentially people who are NOT licensed therapists or anything of the sort; theyre people who often get vented to and who often act as a makeshift therapist to their loved ones. this definition may be wrong but its how i view it so this will probably explain why i get stuff wrong later on lol.

im not sure just how ooc it is to say that mikeys the therapist friend, but considering dr. feelings and dr. delicate touch, id say its not that ooc.(i have watched the rottmnt show btw, i just skipped some episodes so there are gaps in my knowledge.)

mikey may be the most emotionally mature and the most in-tune with his emotions, but that doesn't always mean he's able to cope better than his brothers. being a therapist friend, or brother in this case, makes him more likely to seek therapy or find a way to be mentally healthy, but it does not guarantee it.

he could be the kind where he always puts up a happy face in order to make sure that people feel comfortable talking to him, because he's okay, right? and i feel like this was him for at least a little bit. he might've grown to seek help for himself after the invasion or smthng but for a bit he was probably like this.

this would've affected his mental health a LOT, especially in his family. i feel like splinter's depression definitely contributed to mikey's need to be a therapist, and the trauma the brothers endured only made it worse.

his art can be seen as a coping mechanism, and one of the healthiest ones in the family. creative block would be a problem, but otherwise it would be good for him.

i honestly don't have any idea how to express much more of this, so i'll probably add to this post later-but yeah here's my analysis of mikey as the therapist because i relate to him way too much!! :)

[simsfromupthere]

apologies for not posting any TS4 content as of the past MONTHS i know Lmfao, but my laptop somehow decided to become 100x more dingy after i got my cousin's desktop pc (fr it was almost like the damn scallywag somehow grew sentience, knew i got a new pc & now is just throwing a digital tantrum like a normal tantrum but in bright green binary code and black background or somehthing technological like that idk) so im still waiting to when i get the $$$ to get me a good 1TB or over external hard drive meanwhile im mostly laying low dealing w being really burnout with life in general and missing having TS4 to decompress a lot lol, hopefully i can score some cash and get a sturdy and spatious (like my Mods folder alone is out of this world i pledge a MILD and i mean only MILD apology to my old laptop bc damn it was something like 100MB and i wish i was being hyperbolic but it was definitely a triple digit GB adding my saves/tray etc its just way too much to try to sync, like im not paying for Mega or anything like that when i know a external harddrive is more of a guarantee even if i dont buy it as quick as buying a subscription or something to add how many TB i can store/sync on a web storage just feels dumb 2 me, personal opinion ofc, but yeah anyway im actually just excited to when i finally get to play TS4 again in general not even thinking in regards to just posting here, i just miss it a lot, its was such an easy way to decompress n exercise creativity to some extent by making a bunch of random sims on cas yknow, but yeah fingers crossed ill get an external drive soon !! again rlly sorry, enjoy this lovely picture of Charlie from Black Country, New Road :-) and details of an unfinished drawing i turned into a random collage lol

[dryfruitseo]

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[chimerabytes]

(tl;dr please feel free to reach out to me if you ever want to talk + you can ask if i have any other social platform accounts if youd like to keep talking with me on other things!)

also to add on to my tags on prev post (edited to be put under a read more because this got way longer than i intended):

i apologize if my lack of communication skills and my lack of people permanence has caused anyone to feel awkward around me and/or think that i don't see them as a person worth keeping around.

i sincerely mean this when i say it: i do see you as someone worth keeping around. i know i struggle with showing it, affection is not my strength point in the slightest. but i will continue to keep trying my best to be at least approachable. and i dont mind if you want to keep your distance and just kinda vibe from the sidelines. i still appreciate you and i respect your space.

to be honest i have a pretty big personal bubble that i find nearly impossible to let people into, the closer people want to get to me and the closer i want to get to others. think of my sociability like two magnets with the same sides facing each other: the closer you try and force them together, the stronger the force of repulsion can be felt.

i try not to mean any ill intentions towards most people! but i know that even if i don't mean it, i can still hurt people regardless. and i hate hurting people who don't deserve to be hurt. i appreciate the folks who follow me - by doing so you are welcomed into my bubble, and can peek into a very personal part of my life that i bare out in the open for others to see.

essentially... i just want to say that i do care about others, just not in the most open way. and my inbox is always open if you want to chat with me and get to know me better. i have tumblr dms open - both asks and using the IM feature. i have discord and a plethora of other social accounts on multiple platforms, including:

quotev

mastodon (plush.city is my main instance where i can be found!)

just plain 'ole e-mailing me is totes cool with me!

flight rising (yes. i will allow people to send me messages on FR and tag me in forum posts. i cannot guarantee i will reply to every thing right away, but i do read all my messages within 24-48 hours of them being sent by you!)

i don't use twitter anymore, sadly. so i apologize if thats your preferred avenue of communication!

i could dig up my skype account again if anyone wants to add me on there?

i don't use a lot of other messaging apps that are popular these days aside from discord and tumblr, but if you want you could pitch me an offer to join a website/ chat/ platform that you use and i may join!

however you will Never get me to join instagram, snapchat or tiktok. Sorry, I just dont think those apps are for me.

i try to keep my avenues of conversation open. even though i admittedly am not great at chatting and most of my affection and sillies are gleaned from what kind of memes and silly reaction pics i send, i still do want to offer up a metaphorical chill spot for people to join me in.

i realize this is pretty long so i'm going to end this, although im not sure how? just like, if you ever have any thoughts, concerns, questions, or want to just talk to me at all about literally anything (i dont care if you only send me like, one word, I will likely respond anyway!) then like... As the boys would say, hit me up, I guess?

[providencestrashcastle]

I recommend TORG Eternity or any of the 2D20 system games. Ive personally played torg for about 4 years now and its by far my favorite system ever and it sucks its not more well known given just how unique it is and how diverse you can have your party without any need for homebrew or such.

I havent played much of the 2d20 system of games but my fiance and his gamer group absolutely swear by it. One of their favs and multiple properties have been covered by it including Alien and Fallout.

Anyway back to TORG.

All you need are a good amount of d20s and d6s. Its got a really cool card mechanic where each player has a hand of cards they can play any time outside of combat and in combat can only play if theyre in their pool, which you add a card from your hand into each time you act. Cards can do anything from +3 to your final skill total on a check, to "I romance this npc and gain possibilities i can spend on us both" (ill get to possibilities in a sec) to "i find a supply cache" to "i martyr myself to guarantee we succeed something." And a bunch of others too.

You roll a d20 for a skill check, then check your final die roll against a chart handily invluded on most sheets telling you what bonus or minus you get to your skill. And 10s and 20s can result in rolling again for an even higher total up to and beyond 60 (if u hit 60 and someone has a Glory card u get extra bonuses too) and there are also possibilities, of which u start with 3 usually represented at the table by pokerchips just for eases sake. You can spend a possibility to roll another dice and add its result to your other dice(and possibility, and the cards that do the same effect Hero and Drama, always add a min of 10)

Ex: i roll my d20 on a find check. I get a 15. 15 add a bonus of 2. I have a find skill of 9. 9+2 is 11 so thats my final skill check total. Say thats not high enough though and i need at least a 15 total to win. I spent a possibilty, roll an 8. Since its a possibility die roll, its automatically a 10. So that makes my roll total a 25 now, which is a skill bonus of 8. Now my find skill check total is a 17 which is a pass!

The other really really nifty thing about TORG is its cosms. The big meta plot of TORG Eternity is that alternate universes are invading ours and they all have their own sort of metaphysical rules known as Laws that effect stuff like special uses of possibility, unique interactions, how magic or psionics work ect. And each cosm is basically its own genere! The cosms are:

Orrorsh: Victorian england and India, the victorians brought their fucked up shit to india and are doing colonialism. There are vampires and ghosts and werewolves and everything sucks dont go to orrorsh it will kick your ass /jk

Nile Empire: Nazi declares himself god pharaoh. Very pulp novel and comic book. Go punch the Nazis its a good time. You have cool steampunk-ish gadets and superpowers and faith magic (known as miracles)

Living Land: Prehistoric dinopeople called Edinos live with dinosaurs and their faith magic. Sometimes you find really out of nowhere weird shit because one of its cosm laws just sometimes keeps remnants of past cosms theyve invaded. Its fun though. Lotta jungles.

Aysle: High fantasy magic and elves and dwarves and dragons and trolls. The forces of Light and Dark are at war, theres also more viking-esq tribes in some places. Has its own underdark like areas.

Tharkold: Cyberdemons invaded russia. Russian leader nuked the cyberdemons. Since the cyberdemons are very VERY might makes right(one of the world laws is literally Law of Dominance) they allowed the russian leader to keep some power and authority as a sort of respect thing. Cyberware and psionics.

Panpacifica: Cyberpunk/Shadowrun. Genemods and electric samurai and implants and all that good stuff. Haven't got to play a campaign there yet but cant wait to.

Cyberpapacy: Suuuuuper suuuper high tech gamified Catholic church ran by the Cyberpope. Every action is tracked and given a piety score. Cyberware and vr/cyberspace common. Heretics and witches burned.

And finally!

Core Earth: default earth with the exception of burgeoning psionics.

And the best part? Your player character can come from any of these cosms and have unique perks and abilities from them! You dont even gotta be human! You can be an elf, a dwarf, an Edinos, a Cyberdemon, and a couple other species get added by the cosm specific source books!

And there is a prewritten adventure for each cosm that range from "go find these 3 artifacts so we can stop a dragon" to "the pharaoh is trying to make a sun death lazer go stop him" to "we tricked the cyberchurchs systems into thinking youre the secret police go investigate some stuff"

But given the variety you can just make your own shit up!

Anyway go play torg. My fav ttrpg ever.

https://ulisses-us.com/games/torgeternity/

Those arent even all our torg books those are just the ones that we didnt need in the torg suitcase for game night. Also look at our stack of boxes for each cosm them bitches massive.

And heres other rpgs most of which my fiance knows more about then me but hey suggestions are suggestions

The ad copy: "An innovative, rules-light tabletop RPG system with a unique, post-apocalyptic science-fantasy setting and mechanics that put player creativity in charge!"

The game: Literally just Dungeons & Dragons with a couple of mildly unusual playable species and seven ability scores instead of six.

[alycosworld]

Torturous

John Constantine x Batfam!Reader

A/N: somebody tell me why the only cartoon john constantine gifs i could find were this one AND THE KING SHARK ONE 😭😭 bloody hilarious man. anyways, this is for the anon who asked for john x batfam reader recs and i found tumblr LACKING. here u go ladies and germs. Gender-neutral reader, no physical attributes included, they/them pronouns.

also, john is like ?? old asf ?? so let's just say he's a solid 32 and reader is 27. for context, dick is 28 and Jason is 24, tim case duke and steph are like 17-19, damian is 14. and Bruce is somewhere around 50. btw not proofread.

soz for the long a/n, thank u for reading and enjoy!!

KEEP READING (im on mobile and it's not working so ill add it in later)

How did it come to this?

It had been torturous enough working with your family and John Constantine, but now you were sure he was trying to tease you.

Batman didn't like calling him for cases involving magic, he'd much prefer Zatanna, but she was away for whatever reason and there was no time to waste waiting for her to get back from god-knows-where.

But you guarantee you were more annoyed by John's presence. Merely seeing him pissed you off, and his laidback, flirty nature made it all the worse.

And no, it wasn't because you hated him. In fact, it was the complete opposite.

Sneaking around behind your family's back to see your Romeo was a chore, and not something you had the liberty of doing often with your myriad of vigilante duties and commitments to adult life. Visiting John and spending time with him was rare and something you treasured. Whether it be in some nostalgia-ridden English pub, staying at his house that still didn't quite make sense to you, or going on regular dates that you planned like restaurants and carnivals, you and John had the time of your lives. And after all the adventures you had been on, he finally admitted that he loved you, just as you had admitted it before.

But loving John Constantine was no simple feat. It came with challenges like murderous monsters, various being from Hell, and most recently, your family.

You knew Bruce would be less than approving. He knew how much of a troublemaker John was, and his self-proclaimed bastard status did not help. Bruce knew he was trouble, and frankly, so did you, but he was too sweet and loving in the end for you to care. He was more than some troubled magician with alcoholism issues, severe gambling debt and the ability to fuck a shark. He was also probably the sweetest guy you had met and he cherished you, showering you in unconditional love, as uncharacteristic as it seemed.

Which is why this particular case was so difficult. While John took every opportunity to flirt with you, you had to refuse every advance and bury the urge to grab him by the collar his stupidly overused coat and kiss him silly. But no, one of your siblings or Bruce was around at every given moment. Alfred had already known you and John were a thing and promised to keep things quiet.

"Are you listening, love?" John asked, specifically looking at you. You felt singled out between Damian and Stephanie, as they, Bruce, and a few of your other siblings stared at you in confusion. You had been listening, briefly, but couldn't for the life of you remember what John had said. It's not like it mattered, this was just John wrapping things up. The case was virtually over.

"Don't call me that," you hardened your gaze instead of smiling and swooning as you normally would when he looked at you with the same intensity as he was now. The subtle changes in your mannerisms towards each other had miraculously not been noticed by the others.

"That's not an answer, love," oh he just loved pissing you off, didn't he? When all this was over you were sure you would make sure he paid for his actions.

"Yeah, I was listening," you folded your arms as he narrowed his eyes at you.

"Y'know what? I don't think you were. You've been giving me attitude this entire case, and frankly, I'm done with it," John shot back with a smirk.

"Excuse me?" I asked, wondering where the hell he was going with this.

"Excuse us, is more like it. You can finish things up here, Bats, I'm sure. I'd like to have a word with them, if you don't mind," John began to walk towards you.

"I don't see how this is important to--"

"Great! We'll only be a moment, just carry on with the debrief," John placed a hand on your lower back, escorting you out of the batcave and upstairs to your room. You saw Dick and Cass along the way, starting at you two oddly but John just smiled and ushered you into the room.

"John, what the hell do you think you're do--!" he cut you off by pinning you to the wall and pressing his lip to yours, pulling away with a boyish grin.

"Oh, I have missed you, love," he smiled, about to dive back in but you pushed him back.

"John, you can't just pull me out of a debrief to make out--"

"We're gonna be doing a lot more than make out, sweetheart," he said, grabbing your hips with both hands. You rolled your eyes slightly before placing one hand on his waist and the other on the side of his neck, quickly flipping him around so he's against the wall. You grin a little at his flustered state.

"We're gonna get caught, hon, please don't do this. I love you but it hasn't even been that long--"

"Seconds without you are too long, sweetheart," he replied, and you chuckled.

"That's very sweet, J, but if you keep this up I'm not gonna be able to control myself. Bruce will kill me, and then wait until the others find out--"

"Too late," Damian stood in the doorway of your bedroom and you nearly jumped out of you skin.

"What sorcery is this, Constantine? What have you done to them?" Damian produced a dagger out of seemingly nowhere and you sighed.

"Dames--"

"What? I'm sorry, (Y/N), but I can't trust your words--"

"Damian, he didn't do anything. No magic, no tricks, nothing. We've been seeing each other for a while," Damian continues to stare at you, not believing you. You sighed, walking up to him and ruffling his hair, "I promise, Dames. John hasn't enchanted me or anything, I just-- I'm in love with him," you finished, staring back at John. Damian looked between you and him before sighing.

"You're really in love with him? Him, of all people? You know how badly Raven speaks of him," Damian folded his arms.

"Raven? She talks about me behind my back? Bloody hell, I'll be having words with her--"

"John,"

"Right! Yes, uhm, Damian, I swear I haven't cursed them to fall in love with me. Really, it's a miracle they love me at all--"

"Don't say that," you smiled.

"What? Its true! And if you're worried about me hurting them or something, you shouldn't be. I'd rather kiss Nergal than even try hurting them," John rolled his eyes.

"And you know I'd kick his ass if he tried anything, Dames," you smirked.

"Well, I just might enjoy that, love--"

"Fucking hell, John, he's fourteen!" you covered Damian's ears as John laughed loudly. Damian eventually swatted your hands away and glared at John again.

"I really do love him, Dames. And nothing you say is gonna change that. We've been dating for almost a year and I still love him, so clearly that counts for something," you assured him.

John bent down slightly to be eye-to-eye with Damian, "I would never do anything to harm them, squire. And I can't get rid of 'em, even if I wanted to," John chuckled.

"You know you love me," you grinned.

"Yeah, I do," John replied, sincerely, making you tense up.

"Fine, I approve," Damian said decisively.

"No one needed your approval, Dames, but thank you," you chuckled, pressing a kiss to John's cheek, "now, just please don't tell Bruce about this--"

"I already know," Bruce, now in casual clothes instead of his suit, rounded the corner and stood next to Damian as you blinked in disbelief.

"Are you kidding me? No, don't tell me--" you peeked out of your room with John to see pretty much the rest of the family was listening. You sighed dragging a hand down your face as John chuckled nervously.

"Bollocks,"

[ofstoriesandstardust]

day 3 - war is over - Coyote and Rebel

a/n: seeing everyone in my notes re-reading same mistakes makes me think there’s no better time for this... i have been working on this since july and (forgot about it) decided to add this to ficmas since it was halfway done. if you remember Coyote being from anywhere other than Savannah Georgia, no you don’t, and if you see any inconsistencies, no you don’t.

summary: The Christmas Coyote and Rebel spent together

title comes from happy x-mas (war is over) by john lennon 

12 days of ficmas | main masterlist | top gun: maverick masterlist | same mistakes-verse 

warnings: swearing, homesickness, angst, death of a parent, Javy’s mom is certifiably The Best, naming Coyote’s sisters was the hardest thing i’ve ever done, i still don’t know how the Navy works, i hate John Lennon but this song fit so well, disclaimer i’ve never been to Georgia, i mention the government shutdowns in passing, the end’s kind of rushed but i wanted to get this done

word count: 3,951

You sighed, sinking farther down into the seat on the couch. You���d just gotten off the phone with your Dad, hearing what you’d already suspected, that he wouldn’t be able to make it home for the holidays. You’d already called Ice, only to learn he was going to be in D.C. over the holidays for Navy business. He’d told you you were welcome to join him and Sarah out there, but spending the holidays being chummy with the Navy’s top leaders and the nation’s politicians sounded less than ideal. You could go home, but you’d be going home to an empty house with no family to spend it with. 

The common room door opens and you don’t look up, instead choosing to kick your legs up and move so that you were fully laying down. You grabbed a pillow and shoved it over your face, willing yourself not to scream. 

The holidays got harder every year, you and Dad got farther apart, and with Ice’s illness, it just... never made for a happy holiday. Which sucked, because Christmas was arguably your favorite holiday. 

A familiar laughter rang out as you hear the footsteps stop next to the couch. You hear shuffling and then weight being pressed on the back end of the couch. “All good there Rebel?”

“’m fine.” You mumbled into the pillow and he chuckled again. Hands you didn’t see gently wrestled the pillow away from your face and you blinked, taking in the sight of your best friend. 

“Try again. Couldn’t quite hear that.” You sighed, rolling so your back was facing him.

“I’m fine Coyote.” He sighed.

“Oh yeah, I’m sure you are.” He says and you hear his footsteps move into the little kitchenette. You can hear him make coffee and you glance up at him when his legs appear in front of you. He offers you a cup and you take it, eyeing it. 

“I didn’t need this.” He nods, taking a sip of his own drink. 

“Oh yeah, this is more for me, but my mother raised a gentleman.” He pulls the armchair closer to the coffee table across from you and sets his drink down, gesturing his hands towards you. “Okay, out with it, what’s wrong?”

“Nothing.” You say, shifting to sit up in a cross-legged position. He raises an eyebrow. 

“You’re a terrible liar.” You shoot him a look but he doesn’t waver and you set the cup down on the coffee table. 

“It’s stupid.”

“I guarantee you it’s not.” You sigh, wondering how to approach it. You shrug, grabbing the pillow from the back of the couch to have something to play with. 

“Just the holidays. I found out from Dad he’s not gonna be able to come home for Christmas and my godfather is going to be in D.C. so I don’t have any family to spend it with. I’ll probably go home anyways, but it’s gonna be tough going back to an empty house, knowing I’ll be spending the holiday alone. Again. I don’t know, stuff like this makes me realize how much the Navy has torn my family apart and I can’t think too far into that or it’ll make me really upset.” 

Wasn’t that the understatement of the century. 

Bradley hadn’t spoken to you in years, Goose was gone, Carole was gone, Mom was God knows where, Ice was busier and busier, Dad getting further away with every admiral he pissed off. 

Coyote sighed. “Sounds real tough of a problem you’ve got there.” You narrow your eyes at him.

“K, last time I tell you anything.” He chuckles. 

“How long’s your leave for?”

“Same as yours. I’ve got to be back on the 4th.” He sighs, eyeing you. “What?”

“Why don’t you come home with me for the holidays?” 

“No.”

“No?”

“No.” You confirm as he stares at you.

“Why? Why do you hate me so? Don’t want to spend your favorite holiday with your best friend?”

“And impede on his family’s celebration? No thank you.” You say, shaking your head. 

“You wouldn’t be impeding. Mom loves to host and you’ve never been to Savannah. I can take you, show you around, make us even for the San Diego trip.” You sigh, shifting in your seat, tapping the mug.

“Coyote, I don’t know... You sure your Mom would be okay with it?” He nods. 

“Positive. Mom would love to have you.” 

“Okay, if you’re certain.” He nods again.

“I am.” A smile break out over his face. “Oh, this is gonna be so fun, my sister’s are gonna love you.” 

-

“Okay, so walk me through it again one more time.” Coyote looks up at you from his phone. You’re sat on your suitcase as you sit at the busy Savannah/Hilton Head International Airport. 

Wasn’t that a mouthful. 

You’re sitting off to the side at the pick-up area, waiting for one Coyote’s sisters to come get you. “Okay, Robin’s my Mom. The kindest woman you will ever meet. Heart of gold. She’ll love you. Viola’s the youngest at 14. She’s very sassy. Scarlet is the middle sister and she’s 23. She just graduated from college with a B.S. in Political Science. And then there’s Willow, whose 26 and 6 months pregnant. Her husband is Alex and they’re having a baby boy. They will ask you for name suggestions.” You nod, appreciating Coyote’s extra tidbits, so you at least had a starting point. “And if Mom happens to make a comment about us dating, ignore it.” Your eyes widen, starting to panic. 

“What? Coyote, I love you but not that much. Don’t tell me you told your Mom we’re dating.” He shook his head.

“No, I was very clear we’re just friends and that you needed somewhere to go for the holidays but she- first time I’m bringing a girl home, friend or not, and she’s getting excited. She thinks that if she just encourages it she’ll get another grandchild out of it.” You snort, playing with a string on your NAVY hoodie. 

“She should meet my Dad.” 

“Anyways, she’ll drop it after the first day or so, but she’s excited.” You stare at your shoes, scuffing them against the wet concrete. “Hey, I’m serious, it’ll be fine. Everyone’s excited to meet you and you’re gonna have a good time. Look, here’s Scarlet now.” He says as a car pulls up. You bite your lip anxiously as a woman gets out from the front, moving to hug Coyote. “Scarlet!″ He exclaims, moving closer and you follow slowly, dragging your suitcase behind you. “It’s so good to see you!” 

Why was having luggage suddenly the most embarrassing thing in the world?

“Javy, did you get taller from the last time I saw you?” She says, bringing him back into another hug after giving him a once over. Your heart twists, thinking about what you should be doing with your Dad right now in San Diego. 

“Maybe.” He says, smirking as he pulls away again. “This is my best friend and wingman.” He says as he introduces you. Her attention turns to you as she takes you in. You smile nervously, rubbing your hands together. 

“It’s nice to meet you, Javy’s told me so much about you.” You say, offering her your hand and she looks at it. 

“Oh none of that, if you’re family to Javy, you’re family to me too. C’mhere.” She says warmly, pulling you into a hug. Her grip is tight, like Coyote’s, and you bring your arms up to wrap her in a hug. You’re hit with an overwhelming amount of homesickness in that moment and try to blink the tears away. “Alright, well, let’s get you both back to the house, yeah? Mom’s excited to see you both.” He nods and takes both of your suitcases while you climb in the back row of the car. The pair chat excitedly, getting each other caught up on their lives as you sit in the back, fiddling with your phone. 

Ice had texted you, asking how the flight had been, and you took the time to let him know you’d landed. You smiled as he asked for pictures from your trip and your fingers slipped quickly over the keyboard to confirm that yes, you’d send him and Sarah plenty of pictures. 

You looked out the window, taking in the city. It was different from your city, the city you called home, but it was Coyote’s so it would do. You bit down the homesickness you’d been feeling since you got to the Green Vipers, one that had only gotten worse since you’d been shot down. Before you know it, the car is pulling up in front of a cute little home, lights twinkling. You take a deep breath as Coyote turns in his seat to give you a thumbs up. You get out of the car as Coyote grabs your suitcases from the back and you pull your arms further back into your sweatshirt, not trying to show how nervous you were. His Mom opens the door and is quick to wrap him in a hug. You have to blink back tears as you get hit with another wave of missing your Dad. She fusses over him for a moment, but eventually lets him go and he moves to reveal you. 

“Mom, this is my best friend.” You extend a hand. 

“Hi ma’am, it’s nice to meet you.” You say and she brushes past your hand as she pulls you into a hug. 

The Machado family must have a gene, you think, for giving hugs that make you feel safe. 

You hug her back, blinking back your tears. You were supposed to be having a good trip and the homesickness would not ruin that. 

She finally lets you go, hands resting on your arms as she takes you in. “It’s very wonderful to meet you dear. I’m glad my boy has someone to look out for him.”

“I’d protect him with my life.” You say, the words ringing ever so true. She sighs, letting you go. 

“Have the two of you eaten? Come on in, let’s get you out of the cold and get some warm food in your stomachs.” Coyote pats you on the shoulder as you move inside the house, Coyote’s sister having taken the suitcases up to his room. His other two sisters are gathered on the living room couch, along with who you think is Willow’s husband, watching a Christmas movie. Alex pauses the movie and stands up, walking over to introduce himself as Willow waves from the couch. 

“I still don’t think she’s not your girlfriend Javy.” Willow calls from her seat on the couch and Coyote rolls his eyes. 

“She’s too pretty to be his girlfriend.” Viola calls and you snicker as he protests. He turns to you, catching your amused look. 

“Stop it.” He reprimands and you shake your head, laughing silently. He groans, turning back to his sisters, who are looking at him with shit-eating grins. 

“It’s gonna be a long two weeks, isn’t it?” 

“May I remind you that this was your idea?”

“Yeah, well, I’m heavily regretting it right about now.” 

Another laugh escapes you, making your shoulders shake as your best friend shoots you a look.

-

You slip outside into the backyard, admiring Robin’s garden as you answer your Dad’s call. The connection is weird as he cuts out for a few moments, giving you time to sit down on the stray folding chair left outside on the porch. “Dad?”

“Hey kiddo, sorry about that.”

“No worries.” You hum, running your hand through your wet hair, just having gotten out of the shower when you got the text that your Dad was going to call soon. You’d hurried to dress so you could slip outside and talk to him in private for a minute. 

“Happy holidays. How’s Georgia?”

“Good.” You answer, looking around the backyard. It’s small, and yet so uniquely the Machado’s. “Javy’s family is really nice.” 

“That’s good to hear. I’m happy you have someone to spend the holidays with.” 

“Mhmm.” You agree, feeling the lump crawl up your throat. “I really miss you, Dad.”

He sighs from the other end of the line. “I miss you too kiddo. Next Christmas, okay? I promise.” 

He never meant to but somehow those promises always ended up getting broken. 

You nod, even though he can’t see you. “Okay.” There’s shouting from the other end of the line and he sighs again. “Have to go so soon?”

“Yeah. Kiddo, I’m-”

“No worries Dad. Go save the world.” You say softly, standing up from your chair. 

“I love you, kiddo. I’ll call as soon as I can.” 

“I know. I love you too.” The call ends, the line going dead before you can say anything more. “Merry Christmas.” You whisper, looking back over the yard, where the rain is beginning to drizzle once more. Sighing, you slip back inside, drifting towards the kitchen in search of food. You pause just outside of it, catching Coyote’s voice murmuring softly. 

“-don’t think she’s enjoying herself.” 

“Javy, she’s in a new place spending the holidays with people she’s never met.” The voice belongs to Javy’s younger sister, Scarlet.

You hear him sigh. “Scar, I know- I just-”

“You want to make the holiday good for her. I get it Javy.”

“It’s more than that, she just has such a hard time with the people we work with and she needs something good-” 

You nudge the kitchen door open, slipping through it and effectively cutting him off. Scarlet offers you a smile, wrapping her hands tighter around her mug. “Hey, how’d you sleep?” 

You give a half-shrug, pulling the sleeves of your sweatshirt down further around your hands. “Okay. Where’d you disappear off to?” You asked, turning to Coyote. 

He waves a hand at the bag sitting on the counter. “Wanted to get fresh pastries at my favorite bakery in town. Was gonna ask if you wanted to come with, but you were already in the shower.” 

“Yeah, ‘m sorry about that. Needed to shower and then my Dad called.”

“How’s he doing?” You shrug, opening the bag.

“Dunno, we didn’t get that far. Can I?” You ask, looking up at him and he nods. 

“Be my guest.” 

You pick through the box in the bag, pretending you don’t see the look Javy shoots Scarlet. 

-

You’re propped up against the wall, scrolling through Twitter when Coyote slips through his bedroom door. It shuts with a click behind him as he walks towards the bed. He sighs, nudging your shoulder. “Scooch.”

You sigh and move, allowing him to take your spot as you pull your legs criss-cross underneath you. “You’re supposed to be sleeping on the floor.” You say, shooting him a look. He rolls his eyes, but says nothing more as you snicker. 

Coyote’s house was small, and Robin had insisted you have a bed to sleep in, leaving Coyote to sleep on an air mattress on the floor of his bedroom. It hadn’t actually panned out that way, you and Javy fine with sharing a bed with one another, but what his Mom didn’t know wouldn’t hurt her. 

It’s quiet in the room as your eyes continue to flicker over the screen, now reading a thread about the looming possibility of a government shutdown, when Coyote speaks again. 

“You’re not having a good time.” He says quietly and your eyes flick up to look at him, even though he��s pointedly looking at the wall just behind you. 

You sigh, clicking the phone shut. “Coyote, that’s not-”

“You can admit it, it’s okay.” 

“No, no, it’s not that I’m not having a good time, I just-” You sigh again, struggling to find the words to voice just exactly what you were feeling. “You’re family has been wonderful. Your sisters are so funny and your Mom is so kind, it’s just-” You swallow, cheeks feeling hot as tears prick at your eyes. “Holidays are hard for me. They just-” You pause. 

The years when Carole was sick. The year where you were stationed halfway across the world and Dad was declared MIA. The first Christmas after Bradley left. The lonely years with just Ice and Sarah. Being passed around everyone’s Christmas celebrations because they all felt sorry for you. 

“They’re not a good time for me.” You finally say, voice soft in the stillness of the house. 

He sighs. “Why do you do that?”

“Do what?” 

“Say something like- say something that might finally let me into the truth about who you are and then stop yourself.” 

You narrow your eyes. “That’s not true, I don’t do that.” 

“Yes, you do!” He insists. 

“You’re my best friend Javy.” 

Suddenly, you’re at a loss for words, not sure what else to say other than that.

“And yet, I don’t know anything about you at all, not really.” 

You scoff, sliding off the bed and stand up. “If you don’t know me at all, then why invite me here? Better yet, why stick around and be my friend? Why stick your neck out for me?”

“Rebel, don’t go there.” He groans, one of his hands coming to rub his temple. You shake your head, clutching your phone in your hand as you walk around the bed and towards the door. “Rebel, where are you going?” 

“Why does it matter?” You mutter, pulling the door open. “I’ll get out of your way.” You slip down the stairs, pausing in the living room. Robin and Scarlet’s attention turns to you and you give them a small smile. 

“Sorry, I, uh- just came downstairs to get some water. Didn’t realize anyone else would still be awake.” You softly, eyes flickering over to the Christmas tree, it’s soft glow the only thing illuminating the room.

“No worries, honey.” Robin says sweetly as Scarlet stands up from the couch. 

“Well, I’m off to bed.” She says. “Goodnight Mom.” 

“Goodnight Scarlet.” 

You walk quietly towards the couch, taking Scarlet’s place as Robin’s mom continues to knit. “Are you having a good holidays, sweetheart?”

You nod, pulling your sweatshirt further around your fingers as you grab a blanket off the back of the couch. “Yes, I am. Thank you so much for having me; you have no idea how much I appreciate it.” 

She waves a hand. “Oh, it’s no trouble at all. I wasn’t all too surprised when Javy called me and told me that he had a friend he was bringing home with him for the holidays. I’ve lost count of the years his good friend Jake has spent the holidays with us.”

You raise an eyebrow at the mention of someone you had yet to hear of but said nothing more on the matter. “Anyways, I was just surprised you wouldn’t be going home for the holidays.” 

You shrug. “I would’ve liked to, but my Dad’s military. I don’t... I don’t get to see as much of him as I would like.” You say softly, crossing your legs under the blanket. 

She looks up at you. “I take it holidays are a tough time for you?” 

You nod silently, saying nothing more.

She sighs, setting her knitting needles down and moving closer to you. She takes your hands within her own, squeezing them. “The years after Javy’s Dad passed were a touch time for this family. Even before he passed it was hard, because he was never home, always traveling the world.” You look up at her. “Holidays can be a tough time for a lot of people, for so many reasons. But this is why you have people in your life to meet you where you’re at, to support you through the hard days, including the holidays. But you have to lean on them for the support.” 

You offer her a small smile. “You raised Javy well. I can tell where he gets his good heart from.” 

She chuckles, smiling. “He’s a good person, isn’t he?”

“The best I know.” She squeezes your hands again as there’s movement on the stairs, a figure appearing in the doorway. 

“The best you know?” You roll your eyes, slumping against the side of the couch. 

“Oh shut up.” He huffs out a laugh, walking into the room. Robin smiles and clears her throat, giving her son her place on the couch. 

“Well, I’m off to bed. Goodnight you two. Merry Christmas.” 

“Merry Christmas.” You both say softly as Coyote settles on the couch, pulling the pillow off the couch and up in to his arms as he sits next to you. He sighs, fingers running over a loose thread on the seam of the pillow. 

“Rebel, I’m sorry. I didn’t meant to upset you. I just- I want us to figure out how you trust me on the ground and not just in the air, but trust isn’t so easily given and I know that’s asking a lot from you, that that might be hard for you to do but I really want us-”

“This is my first Christmas not at home since my Dad was declared MIA.” His head swings over to face you as you continue. “It was a couple years ago and I’d just gotten re-assignment orders days before Christmas Eve. I’m not even really sure where in the world I was, I think  maybe I was in Germany, I don’t really know. But I got the call that night and I’ve just- I’ve always made a point to be home on Christmas since, even if he isn’t there.” 

“Rebel, I-”

“The holidays are really fucking hard for me, especially not being home, but how are you supposed to know that if I don’t fucking tell you? I’ve spent so many years being passed around because people feel sorry for me and it’s not-” You pause, feeling tears sting at your eyes. “It’s not that I don’t trust you, I just don’t-” You swallow. “I don’t trust myself. I don’t have a good track record with friendships and I can think of quite a few of my ex-friends who’d tell you to run in the other direction as fast as you possibly could. One probably wishes I was dead. I mean, you didn’t even like me at first and-”

“And it was a poor judgement call on my part because you are a kickass friend and my life would suck without you in it.” He interrupts.

You let put a watery laugh, reaching out to nudge his shoulder. “Shut up, you can admit I was kind of annoying-”

“Rebel.” He says, narrowing his eyes. “You’re a fucking amazing person and I’m lucky to call you my friend. I didn't invite you here because I felt sorry for you. I invited you here because you’re one of my closest friends and I wanted you to spend the holidays with people who loved and cared about you, even if it couldn’t be with your Dad. The last thing I wanna do is fight with you.” 

You sniff, pulling your sleeve to wipe away some of the tears. “I should’ve just been honest with you.”

“Yeah, but- holidays aren’t so simple. It’s not easy to explain why they’re hard and I understand it. I’ve lived through it and I know better than to an expect an answer.” 

You sigh as he moves closer, wrapping you in a hug. “Let’s go get some sleep and enjoy the rest of our trip, yeah?” 

You nod into his shoulders, wrapping your arms around him. “Yeah, okay.”

“And whatever you need, I’m here, okay?” 

You nod again, squeezing him. “I know.” 

[birdy-bat-writes]

Head cannon: SuperFam taking care of a Sick Lois

Author’s Note: Heyyyyy. Can you believe it? I posted something! I know, I’m baffled too. So, I want to apologize once more for how absolutely inactive and DEAD I have been, like I’m pretty sure this is my first post in 2 years. I’m hoping this post commemorates the end of my slump and I’m so excited to be back into this community and talk to you guys! You don’t even know how much happiness I get from talking to you all!

In other news, I have COMPLETELY forgotten how to do this. I’m trying to remember and get used to the process of titling, adding the authors note, content warnings, tags, and linking this in my Masterlist and stuff. I had to dig through the depths of my computer history to find my taglist but I guarantee you guys I’m missing some things that are the traditional norms in tumblr content posts. Please let me know how I can improve! I imagine my writing has probably changed or gone down a bit in the time I’ve been inactive so I would really appreciate any comments either on the posts themselves or in my inbox or even chat me up! I love talking to you all! Anyway, without further ado, let me present to you, the shenanigans of the superfamily.

@offendedfishnoisesoises deserves majority of the credit because 1, my favorite enabler Is back at it again and enabling me and 2, they basically cowrote this entire thing! Love you fishhhhh!

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Clark, Jon and Kon tend to be impervious to the majority of human illnesses. They do occasionally suffer a small cold from overusing their power and burning themselves out, and sometimes Jon and Kon’s human genes leave them a little more susceptible to the rare fever but for the most part, the superhumans of the Kent family don’t often get sick.

When they do? They are absolute babies, and Lois is the perfect loving caretaker who soothes them through it all. She’s taken care of countless colds, fevers, super sneeze attacks and more.

That being said, Lois is also the only one of the 4 who doesn’t have superpowers (the Kryptonian kind, her mom powers are unmatched and sharp as a knife), meaning she can get sick a little more often than the rest.

The first time she got a fever when Jon and Kon were both old enough to notice was a real experience. You can imagine how 3 supers (all of whom are very protective of their dear mom and wife) would be a little overwhelmed and panicked at the sight of Lois sleeping in until 2:00 pm, all pale and warm.

Jon: “No, this is freaking me out, should we use the ice breath?”

Clark: “No!”

Kon: “She’s breathing really heavily! Does this happen with colds?”

Clark: “Sometimes…”

Kon: “Sometimes?! What is ‘sometimes’? Does this happen to you? Did you recover fully?”

Clark: “Well, this doesn’t happen to me that often, but I think this is normal.”

Jon: “You THINK? No, no, I’m calling Grandma.”

It’s quite funny to watch because they think it’s way worse than it is. Lois is comfortably out with her Nyquil and sleeping through all of it.

At some point while Clark is being told what to add in the chicken soup by Ma Kent, Damian calls to ask if Jon wants to hang out.

Damian: “You busy?”

Jon: “Not now, Damian! I can barely hear my mom breathing.”

Damian: “WHAT? What’s going on? Is everything okay? Where’s your dad?”

Jon: “He doesn’t know what to do. None of us do. I’ve never seen her like this. I think I’ll get her some tissues to stop the leaking.”

Damian: “Oh my gosh, stay right there.”

So, then Batman, Robin, the Flash and Aquaman show up, because the JLA signal went off. I mean, clearly this is a JLA level threat.

Damian: “Where’s the blood?”

Jon: “What blood?”

Flash: “Oh my god, There’s bLoOd??”

Batman: “Clark, what happened?”

Clark: “She…. has a cold….Why is half the Justice League here?”

Jon: “There’s no blood, Damian, I got tissues to stop her nose leaking!”

Aquaman: “A cold? I thought this was serious!”

Clark, Kon and Jon in unison: “THIS IS SERIOUS!”

This is about when Lois woke up and opened her eyes to multiple superheroes in her living room waving around tissues and instant noodle soup, arguing over much water to add.

*Proceeds to check the expiration date on the NyQuil*

Deciding this was a fever dream, Lois closed her eyes and went back to sleep.

Damian: “This was your emergency? Grayson works through this all the time!”

Kon: “That might speak more to Dick's terrible self-care routine and even more terrible self-preservation.”

Flash: Maybe we can google some Home remedi- Aquaman! We talked about this! You don’t find a human being’s pulse in their feet!”

Aquaman: “Well how am I supposed to know? You think I’m a normal human?”

Flash: “Well don’t look at me! I heal quick.”

They all look at Bruce.

Bruce: *Sweats* “Don’t look at me, I have no clue what to do. It’s all Alfred.”

After a very long call with Alfred, everyone went home, and Clark carried his wife and kids to their rooms. He noticed that Lois ate some cheerios and the soup he brought to her before she fell asleep and stayed with her through the night to make sure she had everything she needed.

The next morning, Lois found the table laid with breakfast ready for her.

Lois: “Aww you guys! Thank you for taking care of me, you’re all so sweet. You know, it’s so funny I had the craziest dream yesterday.”

*Proceeds to tell them about how a chunk of the Justice League was in her house arguing over soup and how she thinks it’s a dream because such a bizarre thing would never really happen*

Them: “Haha, yeah, that’s sooo crazy. We would never actually let that happen….”

So, they denied it because in hindsight, it seemed pretty silly to be so worried. That’s not to say that they didn’t react the exact same way the next time Lois had a cold.

They couldn’t keep this secret forever though, as Alfred called to check up on Lois. It was at that moment that she knew, her boys had absolutely NO idea what they were doing, but she loved them all the same.

Lois: “Hey guys, I think my friend is sick. She’s feeling all dizzy. And a little warm.”

Clark: “Oh no, should we go to her?”

Lois: “Well, I was thinking we could the JLA and Alfred :D”

Busted.

Heads turn to her at breakneck speed, and she starts laughing.

She was definitely going to coach them later but for now, she just stood there with her family, taking in how much they all cared for each other.

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Thank you all so much! Leave a comment and tell me how you've been! I love you all!! <3<3<3

Taglist: @anothertimdrakestan @offendedfishnoises @comicsandhoney @river-bottom-nightmare @catxsnow @cries-in-fangirl @batarella @idkmanicantenglish @musesofliterature @l-horizondepeu @subtleappreciation @ereaaa @foenixphire @screennamealreadyused

I imagine some of you have changed usernames so i will look for your new names and try to add them! for now, Let me know if you wanna be added to my taglist! <3

[caravan-mad]

MHA + HOMESTUCK Crossover: Classpecting intro

Hi, this is dumb.

Since recently My Hero Academia and Homestuck have been my hyperfixations, I have decided I am going to classpect certain My Hero Academia characters into SBURB.

Should I find more interest in this I might expand this into their planets, playstyles, hell might even draw some stuff for it or make sprites but my interest in doing this depends on the hyperfixation lmao. Anyway off to the info:

ORGIZATION

simply put ill organize the subgroups of MHA into sessions, meaning that how these classes and aspects will correlate to with one another and their sburb session. The order in which I am classpecting goes as follows:

LEAGUE OF VILLAINS - Shigaraki, Spinner, Dabi, Toga, Mr. Compress, Twice

CLASS 1A TEAM LIME - Midoriya, Ururaka, Iida, Todoroki, Aoyama, Yaoyorozu, Shoji, Tokoyami, Asui, Mineta

CLASS 1A TEAM CITRUS - Bakugo, Kirishima, Kaminari, Ashido, Sero, Jirou, Sato, Oijro, Hagakure, Koda

POST-SCRATCH PROS - All might, Eraser Head, Present Mic, Midnight, Endeavor, Mirko, Hawks, FatGum

Should I decide in the future to add more or not is up for debate, but for now these are the ones I will be classpecting and have thought about

CLASSPECTING

So basically how I am going about this is simply choosing off of the character’s personalities and how their abilities work in canon to make these decisions. I am going to *try* and avoid having the same class and aspects in the same session however this is not guaranteed (see class 1A being 1 session in two teams like the trolls containing 20 students, there will be duplicates) however this is mostly to get me thinking deeper about these classpects and really having to decide what traits fit which characters on a better level.

my sources for the classpects will be a mix of the canon EXTENDED ZODIAC and classes will be going off of @homestuckexamination‘s analysis of the classes. I will also be using a mix of the homestuck wiki however this is just meant to fill in the gaps of certian classpects (and because i am too lazy to dig thru homestuck to find chatlogs dear god lmao)

Anyway this is just a dumb little project im doing. If you are into Homestuck and MHA hoping this will be fun to see lmao

[s0ulryo]

S0ULRYO’s Soul Philter Event ♡˗ˏ✎*˚ – Thanks for 100 followers!

August 12th, 2022

˗ˏˋ꒰9/15 Requests – Closed!꒱

thanks for participating!

event masterlist

Hi, it’s Ryo! Thank you guys so much for 100 followers – I honestly didn’t even expect to hit 10. It’s kind of unfathomable to me that over 100 people decided to follow me for various reasons. That’s so crazy. Anyways, thank you all again for 100 followers; I am so incredibly thankful for you guys (also at the time of writing I am closer to 200 than I am to 100 omg)!! Below I have a synopsis of the event along with the rules and the prompts! Thank you for taking the time to read this – and I hope you participate in the event!!

Also I'm really sorry for all the reading you're about to do.

⌦｡*♡ Synopsis of the Soul Philter Event 

Philter – a noun, “a drink supposed to arouse love and desire for a particular person in the drinker; a love potion.”

This event is mainly a thank you to all my followers and a testing ground to see how I want to do future events! The event theme is dundun Potions – I thought that would be fun!

The event will mostly be written in either a short story, drabble, imagine, and headcanon event! I would love to do more but I am really bad at planning and I am constantly busy; so requests are limited. I apologize! 

Hopefully, I can do more events like this in the future!!

⌦｡*♡ Rules for the Soul Philter Event 

Seeing how writing Genshin content is primarily what attracted people to my account – that is primarily what this event is going to be based around! Please only request characters from Genshin Impact or Twisted Wonderland (seeing how that is my current hyper fixation :sobs:). 

·˚ ༘₊· Request Layout Example ↴

(I made a lot of examples hehe)

(E.G 1) “Hi Ryo! Could I have a Love Potion with Dried Roses and Cinnamon Feathers with Dottore from Genshin Impact?” (E.G 2) “Hey! Could I have a Spirit Potion with Graveyard Dirt with Malleus (twst)? Thanks!”

(E.G 3) Ryo! Could you make me a Love Potion with Soul Tears, Wormwood, and Fairy Wings with prompt #1 with Beidou?”

Choose one Potion Base!ˊˎ˗ ↴

(Direction of the story)

Love Potion (Romantic) - The smell of sugar and roses is not overbearing and almost comforting, while the sweet taste of chocolate makes you feel all warm and fuzzy.

Or

Spirit Potion (Platonic) - The taste of warm chocolate cookies makes you feel at home, while the smell of lavender and lemon tea brings comfort. 

Choose up to Five Main Potion Ingredients!ˊˎ˗ ↴

(Please pick at least one main potion ingredient)

Dried Roses - Admiration/Appreciation

Be careful not to hurt yourself on the thorns!

Honey Lemon - Comfort/Healing

Guaranteed to cure illnesses and make you feel better!

Cinnamon Feathers - Attraction/Protection

Great for all uses!

Drops of Darkness - Jealousy 

Makes the drinker feel resentment or envy.

Graveyard Dirt - Loss/Death

Are you sure about this one? You can’t replace something once it’s gone.

Soul Tears - Nightmares/Sickness

The horrid feeling is constant after consumption.

Olive Oil - Prosperity

Will enhance the positives in your potion!

Aged Vinegar - Pining/Flirtation 

This sour liquid is sure to add a kick to your concoction!

Wormwood - Euphoria

Adds a delightful kick to your potion! Sometimes resulting in intoxication or lazy days.

Extra Potion Ingredients!ˊˎ˗ ↴

Moonshine Tonic - Night

Only effective at night.

Sundrop Sugar - Day

Only effective during the day.

Fairy Wings - Headcanons

Default. Don’t want a short fic? That’s fine! Fairy wings are the way to go.

Ghost Dust - Imagines

Small ideas/short fics with the rest of your potion ingredients!

⌦｡*♡ Other Basic Rules for the Soul Philter Event 

Mostly SFW content! (the only exception is for angst)

NO SMUT!

Submit requests through an ask!

Only Genshin or Twisted Wonderland Characters!

Prompts can only be used once!

Character x Reader only!

Essentially it’s the same as my normal request rules!

⌦｡*♡ Prompts

(Aren't Required for requests – pick up to one prompt, maximum of two of the same prompts)

#1 - “Can we go home now?” (0/2)

#2 - “And why would I trust you?” (0/2)

#3 -  “Any last words?” (0/2)

#4 - “You know I would never do that.” “Do I?” (1/2)

#5 - “I was hoping we wouldn’t get to this part.” (0/2)

#6 - “And that’s it” (1/2)

#7 - “I brought you flowers” (0/2)

#8 - “That’s quite unfortunate” (0/2)

#9 - “Let’s not do this again” (0/2)

#10 - “I think…I misunderstood” (0/2)

#11 - “Happily ever after” (0/2)

#12 - “I’m quite glad” (0/2)

#13 - “If anything were to happen to you” (1/2)

#14 - “I’ll stay as long as you need me to” (1/2)

#15 - “Why are you doing this for me?” “You know why.” ‘Yeah, but I’d like to hear you say it” (2/2)

Thank you all again so much! I am so excited to see what you request!!

Most images used and prompt used do not belong to me, I edited them to match my theme but I did not create any of them – credits are as follows:

Header/Unknown–Pinterest 

Potions JPEG/Polyvore–Pinterest

Prompts/helpfulwriter–TikTok, Me

I also tried to research certain things to make this kind of accurate potions that are made IRL and in dnd cause yes I am a nerd but I put my kind of creative twist on it; if for some reason I have offended anyone (I’m not too sure how that would happen but I’d like to be sure, you know?) please tell me!