#anyways im kissing him and letting u marry him but ill be like a side person ig

[in-som-niyah]

hi!! i’m literally so obsessed with your work i’ve been scrolling your profile all day 😭😭 i was wondering if you could write something about jason x fem!reader getting married? mostly fluff but ill never say no to some good smut

a/n: "i’m literally so obsessed with your work i’ve been scrolling your profile all day" WHAT DO YOU MEANNNNNNNN STOP UR GONNA MAKE ME CRY THIS IS EVERYTHING TO ME HELLO??? like wdym u like my work so much u spend so much time on my blog i love u gimme kiss

anyway this prompt is *chefs kiss* bc we all know Big Bad Jason Todd™ is such a loverboy softie but most of all he loves hard.

I think that before he met you he never thought that he would be so enamoured with someone who also feels the same way about him at the same time, that also wants to marry him??? He thinks he's too flawed and violent and abrasive for someone to even like being around him. So marrying him??? haha you're funny.

But after YEARS (yes, it takes him years of a committed relationship with you to fully trust that you actually like being with him for an extended period of time, let alone forever) of handling his emotions, outbursts and injuries with grace while still giving him a whack at the back of his head when he's being stupid, he considers marrying you.

Remember, Jason Todd is fucking scared himself, and he doesn't want to scare you off with a ring that literally promises forever with him. Though he loves you, he wants you to be happy in the end. Will you be happy with him in the end?

It takes a lot of mental and emotional strength to overcome these fears that swirl around his head.

When he does get over it though, he's so attentive yet sneaky when picking your ring. There's a luxury jewellery store on the way to your favourite clothing store at the mall, and he literally takes you to the whole mall just to pass by the store. He always looks to see what your eyes catch, what you like and don't like. Doesn't matter if he ends up spending hundreds since you're at the mall so much, he'll do it just to make sure he gets exactly what you want.

Jason also uses his extensive detective training to find out what cut and stone you want on the ring. He's ok with diamonds, but would want something more unique and personal for his love. He wants something that always reflects you, no matter the occasion.

Side note: once the ring comes he would definitely put together a photo album of pics he took of the ring in plain sight while you're completely oblivious just for shits and giggles

Finally, when it's time to pop the question, he doesn't do flashy and big productions with lights and letters and petals and stuff.

He would be dancing in the kitchen with you on a lazy Saturday, eating pancakes and bacon and when the song ends just casually asks "if I were to ask you, would you marry me?" Now he looks collected as he lovingly smiles down at you but is actually shitting himself until you say that you would in fact marry him if he asked. Then he reaches into his back pocket and pulls out the most perfect, detailed, gorgeous ring you could ever ask for while properly asking you to marry him. Cue the waterworks (from both of you) and the celebratory make-out sesh.

Y'all definitely fucking the night of the proposal though

I feel like it would be realllllly possessive since yk you literally belong to him now

"tell me who this pussy belongs to, pretty girl" Knowing full well you can't answer because your eyes have already rolled back mid-stroke and you're babbling incoherently. It does, however, put a smug ass smirk on his face.

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a/n pt2 bc i can't shut up: i hope u like it!!! i wasn't in the mood to write anything smutty but idk im in my soft era for jason i just want his stoic self to love me :(((((

[inahallucination]

anderperry au where mr perry doesn’t want neil dating becuz that might make him happy distract him 

but the andersons are a family of money and influence (i mean im guessing) and after hiding their relationship constantly from eyes that might report back to mr perry and almost being caught becuz of his random visits, neil and todd decide they need to do something

and todd remembers back when jeff got a girlfriend, todd didn’t know her name, jeff barely knew her name, but their parents had gushed about her family name and the potential business deals (they’d broken up not long after adn they had switched to ‘well there are better families’ and ‘you should focus on your school and you’ll find a better family in college’ though jeff had just looked bored adn relieved) 

and todd’s like wait that could work

adn so the poets hatch a plan to let mr perry think that neil pursuing todd is his idea for the sake of a potential partnership with the andersons (idk what the families do but its probably boring and compatible) 

the first step is putting the idea in his head

so when mr perry comes to yell at neil for one thing or the other one fo the poets just happens to come and complain about being worried about being set u with another poet because of family business

and then to put todd in the list of potential candidates they have lookout watching mr perry come see neil just in time to ‘accidently overhear’ todd ask neil if he wants to come with todd to visit his brother, JEFF ANDERSON at harvard or wherever the fuck jeff is at (did he or did he not blackmail the fuck out of his older brother to convince him to this plan ? mayhaps . could it still have been done if he just asked ? mayhaps .) 

to sweeten the deal, todd calls neil during thanksgiving break to invite him to some get together his parents are hosting 

of course, there’s the added bonus of the andersons thinking that someone who’s set to harvard being in a relationship wtiht heir son will be good for them

(if u got this far adn are still thinking ‘wait the andersons and the perrys are pieces of shit why r they so accepting’ have i ever written an au where anyone is homophobic)

so anyway

all this and mr perry finally tells neilt hat he should consider getting closer to the anderson kid while teh andersons probably imply the same and have todd blink at them and say ‘what, like married? i don’t think we can until we’re like 18’ because he kinda forgot that his parents didn't know about him and neil because he was so focused on the perrys

anyway

on the other side, neil tells his dad that him and todd are already really close friends

and mr perry is like ‘have you considered pursuing a relationship’

and neil’s like ‘im not allowed to date dad’

and mr perrys like given the circumstances, that rule is no longer important, in terms of todd anderson

and neil’s like ‘well i’ll try, but ill have to convince todd that im interesting beyond just like school stuff’

and mr perry’s like jsut do whatever you think you need to do, an in into the anderson family could be good

and neil’s like of course dad and then he goes back to todd to kiss him senseless because yayyyy it worked !!

and yeah

were there less complicated ways to get the same result ? probably, but todd and neil asked charlie and meeks for help planning, and it kind of spiraled

but like i want a 293458298523 words fic of the poets gaslighting mr perry into thinking anderperry was his brilliant business idea while neil adn todd, already planning their future because theyre fucking saps, are making out in the background

[volfoss]

redraw of my favorite leone cover ever 😳❤️ happy birthday to my husband of four months

volume cover under the cut

[icecreamkink]

watched all of the untamed / cql in two weeks after my friend 1 told me abt mdzs a hundred years ago and my friends 2 and 3 tried to get me into cql for like two whole years and there are.

feelings.

very first scene is a very dramatic death in the middle of nightmare battle on sith planet land . i will forget abt it in the next tenish episodes and then will be very surprised when it becomes Extremely Painful

anyway magic flying gays and possession and human sacrifice! we are off to a great start

in retrospect, chaos goblin wei wuxian must have had a blast pretending to be so cRaZy and be as disruptive as he could as mo xuanyu lbr

listen. why is fire always evil coded. cant a magic clan wear red, black and orange and have flame motif while being wholesome?

For Legal Reasons These Are Not Zombies

i wish the politics of the sect were a bit clearer, especially at the beggining when the wen clan had sm power, was wen ruohan the chief cultivator? is that why they were so slow in responding to the attacks? im v confused by the pre yiling patriarch politics

fighting in the roof by the moonlight as way of flirtiiiiiiing. as i understand this is a wuxia/xianxia trope and honestly...... thank u for ur service

slight bullying and being a nuisance in general, as a way of flirting we love to see it

wwx: if i drink on the rooftop, thats not inside the cloud recesses! hmmm check and mate :D lwj: i will fuck u up so help me god   wwx: :0

i lov them

through hell or high water (quite literally) wei wuxian rem ains a trashfire gremlin till the end and i love him with my whole heart

in the pt subs wei wuxian calls jiang cheng a stubborn duck and i dearly wish that had come back

my opinions on almost every character goes from love to hate u - Hmm Me Like U - BABY. ILY. and i am Very Pleased w that. its been a while since i loved such a complete cast so much i think

no really. i WONT go into a detailed rant abt what i love about each of these characters and each of their relationships to each other. but i COULD. 

some lan disciples in the loudest whisper ever: YEAH THATS THE JIN BASTARD MENG YAO HEARD THE GOT SUPER HUMILIATED BY HIS DAD LOL SURE HOPE HE DOESNT TAKE SLIGHTS TO HIS CHARACTER TO HEART

lan xichen, immediately: i must Love him 

being into problematic ppl is in the Lan genetics, we come to realize

wen qing deserves so many awards for so many things but not snapping and just stabbing wen chao is at the top 

that scene at lan qirens class where wwx talks about using resentful energy to fight a violent spirit. exquisite.

 It establishes Good Student lan wangji, wei wuxian as curious and questioning and not afraid of taboo,  lwj sees that wwx is not, in fact, a dumb ass hes just a Dumbass,  shows us the audience (esp. a western audience) how shocking the idea of disrupting the dead/dying and controlling resentful energy actually is,  the theoretical foreshadow arguing, everyone else like ‘shUT UP’,  “and how could you ensure that the resentful energy would obey you and not hurt other?” “well i havent thought that far” and of course, lan qiren just straight up lobbing a hard object at wwx head,. chefs kiss

fellas is it gay to bother the hot rule obessessed nerd from ur school and make drawings of him with flowers in his hair and then hide gay porn in his book to antagonize him and ask him to hold ur hand and be ur friend and talk to him all the time and get him drunk and give him bunnies bc you know he likes them and give him a lantern and always want his attention and dedicate yourself to getting him to smile-

and after all of that wwx rly said oh i Admire him, aksd like yeah we all were there in high school buddy

i have Learned. caves = gay.

 accidental marriage +beint physically tied together with the sacred married ribbon+ gay panic+foreshadowing+bunnies! in the cave (1)

the story abt lan yi and baoshan sanren tho. i would like to see it

early days wen bros pull my heart strings like a guqin 

EVERYTHING about the lantern scene; disaster hets jiang yanli and jin zixuan; how wwx made lwj a bunny lantern. how soft and touched lwj was. wwx gleefully pointing out he was smiling and lwj IMMEDIATELY PULLING HIW SWORD ON HIM LMAO. tragically foreshadowy promises to do right by pepople, living without regrets. lwjs 'oh no do i love him??' face. just. all of it. 

i have it on good acc that in the novel lwj is explicitly Repressed Gay Panicked Big Horny which is delightful and rly Adds to the performance

 baby lwj is really just conceal dont feel dont let them know u have EMOTIONS (derogatory)

jiang cheng rly went "why dont.u go play with HIM if u like him so much"

jc and wwx have big BIG annoying sibling energy dont think too hard abt it or youll cry

lotus pier is soo pretty :((((((((((((((((

up until episode 13 you could think this could be a magical ancient chinese gays pride n prejudice w swords and shenanigans ................youre just not prepared for the game of thrones of it all

seriously ha ha ha i cried so much w this show my eyes genuinely swelled up . like. physically. fun timez fun timez

that being said, its hilarious that wen xu goes to cloud recesses like 'come out or ill kill all these hostages' and then DOESNT WAIT FOR AN ASWER AND KILLS THEM ALL IMMEDIATELY. do u know how blackmail works sir

 would like to make it recorded that from day one i was like 'CALL A GODDAMN CULTIVATION G20 THIS ASSHOLE SECT IS LITERALLY MASSACRING YALL!!' and it took them like 3 or 4 massacres to do anything and they STILL sent their heirs into their territory  LIKE

when wwx cites the gusu lan rules to wen chao tho. that rebel/attention whore/cutie pie 'look lan zhan i DID memorize the rules after all' ‘also a big fuck you to the wen sect :D :D’ sweet spot that scene achieves . delicious

all the cultivator young masters being petty af even though they are practically prisoners at the cave is hilarious and i love them

hurt and comfort + gay mistunderstandings + watsonian gay declaration music + accidental evil acquisition! at the cave (2)

its like where do i start? the fact theyre both trapped and kind of heavily injured inside an isolated cave with a murder turtle? wwx gay panicking lwj into coughing up bad blood? lwj being jealous as wwx babbles abt mianmian? telling him he shouldnt play with people and wwx saying he never played him? wwx going Oh. I See what is happening. YOU like mianmian, and lwj absolute done face ??? (iconic) wwx touching the sacred married ribbon Again? the telepathic communication? the sword? WEI WUXIAN ASKING LAN WANGJI TO SING TO HIM AS HE IS PASSING OUT AND LWJ SINGING HIM. THE SONG. HE WROTE. FOR WWX. AND THAT HE CALLED. THEIR SHIP NAME????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

they are SO insufferable pleeeeease

in the words of my friend 1 : “CQL is so gay we were all amazed how it got past the censors Ofc unfortunately it can't be novel level gay But they did their best And we love them for it”

in the theme of songs THIS OST. WUJI HAS BEEN LIVING IN MY MIND RENT FREE SINCE I FIRST HEARD IT the whole ost is so so sO beautiful.

 the costuming in this is also soooo exquisite. the embroidery? the fabrics? the details? how every sect and clan has a distinct style and architecture? (also ik they based each off of dif periods in chinese history which is REALLY fucking cool) just chefs kiss

the direction too!. i enjoy the unusual camera movements and i think they give it that Vibe, also their composition is PARTICULARLY good when it comes to telling the subtext through position of camera/position of character (like nhs off to the side in scenes he at first glance doesnt need to be/ how lwj is often centered when hes Jealous Yearning at wwx being affectionate w other ppl, wwx return from burial mounds etc)

ik madam yu is like Badass Milf Check and shes not getting any mom of the year awards but im delighted at how messy she is. IMAGINE that woman on tiktok

you better have enjoyed gay cave (2) bc its Just Pain from here on out! 

jiang fengmian and madame yu win the Most Dramatic Way to show they do care about each other, actually ..... ever :)

i thought jiang yanli jiang cheng and wei wuxian forcing themselves to escape yunmeng barely holding on after their parents are killed was going to be the height of pain in this show. ha. 

the family dynamics in general on this showwwww, both blood/ adopted/ found families, brotherly bonds and lifelong friendships just. rly. truly. fucked me up. theyre all so important and complicated and well rounded and beautiful and tragic

and beyond being a Win For the Gays im so glad the relationships w wwx and jiang yanli/ wen qing were NOT changed from platonic bc they are so much better like that imo. like maybe if we didnt Live In A Society it wouldnt be so, but the fact wwx and others can love and value them so much and theres nothing romantic or sexual abt it is like. so refreshing. especially @ jyl, with the way he and jc are overprotective of her and shes such a nurturing/care taker figure for them, it would just not vibe as well if they made it romantic

i love that this is a story abt Wei Wuxian, the Yiling Patriarch aka Actual Satan/Boogey Man/Village With/Public Enemy Number One , my dude is literally a necromancer who only dresses in black and has evil smokey black tendrils wafting out of him, but the really edgy one is still jiang cheng, pastel purple fashion icon

and speaking of best/worst siblings wei wuxian and jiang cheng *immediately starts crying* 

The Golden Core Transfer i just. no thots only tears 

wen qing and wen ning putting themselves in so much danger just.... to help them. wn saving jc from wen chao. wq finding a way to get wwx to transfer his core. like thinking about the monumental work these two did to help wwx and jyl and jc... jyl trying so fucking hard to be strong and keep on moving and giver her little brothers comfort after losing everything... jiang cheng. losing his parents and his home and his ability to do anything abt it and his complete desperation and lack of self worth and turning on them with agression  when he didnt realize all that they did for him ... hhhhhhhhhhhhh

me, pointing at the whole cast “i just LOVE them mom!!!”

its sad tho, that BARELY ANY of the women have like.... actual important conversations let alone relationships with each other at all in the story. and like wq and jyl have stayed at the same place for extended periods of time, where wq actively took care of her TWICE,  and still! not one measly convo, nothing! ................ .𝓌ₕ���

everyone in this show need a good sip of Self Worth and Stop Sacrificing Yourself juice 

ngl the sword flying looks very dumb 

“a-cheng, please bring a-xian back.” “i will, i promise.” ;-;

the whole calling each other by the More Intimate Version of the name, first as teasing and later as true intimacy. mmmhmmm yes

untamed where everythings the same but wwx evil flute song is eoeo

related that scene when wwx comes back from the burial mounds for the first time w demonic cultivation and he acts all formal and calls lwj hanguang-jun and keeps being evasive and distant and mean and soooooo................. facetious 

and how hes kind of desperately trying to keep intense lwj at bay (A FIRST) and avoiding actually talking to either of them and its all tension ughhh and then he MOCKS his and lwjs relationship, he jokes w him in this like... mean echo of their usual ~banter~ oof 

 and like!!! uncertain but so relieved jc who just HUGS him w no reservations for once and its not like he isnt just as worried as lwj abt wwx and what hes doing, but he chooses in that moment to enjoy getting him back first and mmhmMMMmMm yes (maybe my favorite scene in the whole show? MAYBE SO. ) 

highkey hurt me but also. i might be into mean wwx. i will take no criticism.

lan zhans sad eyes tho :((((((((( 

on one hand i wish we could have seen what happened at the burial mounds but on the other the timeskip adds so much flair to his return so im hnnn

also i love that hes been missing for 3 months reappears kinda melancholic and bloodthirsty and knowing malign tricks and jc is like 'so. are u sad bc of lan wangji'

when ur bae survived the war but he thinks ur evil/ might be evil so you cant kiss :///

hmmm talking at the rooftop under the moonlight not mentioning everything that stands between usssss

they are the two jades of lan and we’ll be the two heroes of yunmeng is the type of line u dont even need to know whats gonna happen to know thats gonna be sad

when they fight wen ruoshan at the nightless city i thought that was the battle we see at the first ep and its not and its so easy and theyre all like ‘yayy we won go wwx!’ i was just. SCREAMS WHAT is gonna HAPPEN

so like. post burial mounds/sunshot campaign pre yiling patriarch wwx is like. ultra arrogant, ultra mocking, peak lil shit and it gave me e v e r y t h i n g i wanted

even tho having the wen prisoners at the targets at phoenix mountain and still having wwx and jzx shooting the arrows was???? so.... tone deaf 

wwx: fucking w demonic energy   jyl: he has never done anything wrong in his life, ever <3 <3 (mood)

the parallels between meng yao/wei wuxian (and even xue yang a bit?) are Seen and they are Valid

wwx post burial mounds: can yall SHUT UP abt the goddamn sword (suibian left the chat)

LIKE truly, we talk abt the angst and yearning with wangxian. but what abt wwx and suibian. xianbian / xianqing angst and comfort 100k

take a shot everytime someone coughs up blood

zidian is simply the coolest spiritual weapon rip to suibian and chenqing and bichen and sendou and baixa........ but tis the truth 

cons: everyones families died in a nightmare war! everyones homes burned to the ground! everyone is traumatized! pros: everyone gets cooler clothes and weapons!!

wen ning and a-yuan and yanli bestest babes squad dont touch me rn

everyone: brooding and fighting                                                                wq and jyl: why dont you try some acupunture/drinking some soup and calm down huh? how abt that bitch?? 

showing the battle/massacre at the nightless city first was genius actually bc then everytime we have a cute scene w yunmeng bros and theyre like 'we'll be together forever! uwu' youre like oh. oh no. oh no no no. 

justice vs lawfulness vs means and ends 👁

jc: stay in the right path and practice the art of the sword                        wx: yeah thats not gonna happen chief

my reaction to wwx renouncing to the sect politics to help the wens was just that elmo burning gif in succession

the dramatic rain. wen qing desperately calling out to wen ning. the ghosts/puppets killing the guards. how terrifying wn actually was while wwx was controlling him :( lwj goeing after him to try and stop him and then he just; he Sees him and understands him even if he cant actually do anything about it other than let them go. 

“there must be somewhere in this earth we can go to :(((((((((”

"IF I HAVE TO FIGHT THEM, I'D RATHER IT BE YOU. DYING BY YOUR HANDS WOULD AT LEAST BE WORTH IT." oh my god oh my god oh my goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooddddddd

also lwjs umbrella is white w black smoke.. .  . nice

yiling patriarch / demonic farming burial mounds settlement is like one of my favorite concepts. they an "EVIL" FARMING COMMUNITY LED BY THE VILLAGE WITCH COME ON

they planted TURNIPS and LOTUS FLOWERS and ONE (1) baby and made lanterns and a common hall :(((((((

wen qing and wei wuxian, baddest bitches and genius science best friends i absolutely LOVED to see it. they rly went ‘is anyone gonna sibling/project partner that’ and didnt wait for an answer

both wwx and jyl getting lotus ponds at the burial mounds and in lanling bc they miss lotus pier ;;;;;;;w

;;;;; wish jyl had actually gone into the burial mounds. we were robbed of jyl and wq meeting again and jyl meeting a-yuan and seeing the settlement and the homes and all ;w; at least jc did go, stab wounds and broken arms and all

wwx like... having thrown his whole life away to help the wens (yeah the sect leaders and jin guangshan in particular wanting his stygian tiger amulet was an Element but still) and not.... necessarily regretting it, but grappling with all of the consequences of it... becoming moody and drepressed at times, missing his family and lotus pier and his friends and probably simply missing being around people and causing trouble, extrovert that he is, lashing out at the wens and at a-yuan, just in general the whole messiness of that experience

the way the resentful energy does affect his temperament is rly nice bc its not too in your face,(i mean outside of the Shaky Hands of Rage) but like he clearly has a much lesser control on his anger and impulsivity (tall order) than both before bm and after hes ressurected

on that note A-YUAN BABIEST BABY BOY BEST BOY

lan zhan being like oh hey there wei ying fancy meeting u and our son here. just passing by u know how it is hmmmmMm and then PLOT TWIST having defied orders to go see him and being punished for it. oof;;

 they habent seen each other in like? a year? and now theyre tgt 10 seconds and are already parenting a child together

also lwj rly kneels down in the snow way too much to be healthy

wwx: calm down guyssss i wont lose control of demonic cultivation omgggg  .   spoiler alert: he loses control of demonic cultivation

did u enjoy cute children? good bc now the Real Pain Begins

jiang yanli and jin zixuan rly out there APROPRIATING both disaster gays AND bury ur gays huh ;w;

i KNEW jin lings birthday was gonna fuck something up but the GASP that left my body when wwx lost control of wn and killed jin zixuan .. . . 

im sorry and thank you aaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAaAAAAA 

when wen ning and wen qing were telling wwx their plan i was saying NO NO NO NO NO NO out loud in despair 

also can we talk abt how wq is definetely talking about only the both of them surrending themselves but then? everyone else just surrenders w them? IT MAKES NO SENSE LIKE WHY WOULD THEY what would be the Point

 sometimes there are some pretty gaping jumps in logic and continuity that are just like                     ?          ?

wwx: oh so when you try to murder me its justified but when i survive through dark magic and murder all of you its a "war crime"

unsurprisingly, his most feral, most spiraling moment talking to the sect leaders on the roof and attacking them and even fighting lan zhan is among my favorite scenes... its like, so painful to watch but also   so       thrilling   (and maybe my wen bbs dying arose some resentful energy in me what can i say) 

and its JUST, all they ever wanted was to do good but then... war. and trauma. and hubris. 

jiang cheng on the ground clearly thorn between what to do and feel is a Mood, lets just say

i was already crying when jyl showed up, but if i wasnt-

 i suffered SO MUCH through this series trying to figure out WHY jc would kill wwx. and when i understood. its somehow not as bad as i thought and also MUCH MUCH WORSE

a look into my group chat during the last flashback episodes:

SO ANYWAY. after the BLOOD BATH and RIPPING YOUR HEART OUT and FEEDING IT TO YOU  the untamed goes ‘ayy back to the present!! tu du dud ud du’ 

literally it ends a quarter into an episode and then KEEPS GOING i had to pause and stare blankly at the ceiling for an hour

babie cultivators and detective soulmates . i do need some cute after All of That 

(not that the pain is over LOL)

lwj is significantly less emotionally repressed in the present and its delightful. hes just ALL IN with wwx. and not just in the ‘i would and have killed various men and risked my reputation for you’ but also ‘ur tired here have a drink i brought it up cause i know u like it and it want you to be happy, always’

“when everyone praised me and wanted my power, you were the only one that challenged me. now that everyone hates me and wants me dead, youre the only one that stands by my side.” hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnn 

and just filling in the blanks how lan zhan searched for him. for all of those 16 years he searched for him and was punished for it and raised a-yuan, the only survivor of the burial mounds settlement, as his own in gusu......

and jiang cheng.  being the tough love uncle . having raised the yunmeng jiang clan from the rubble all alone, his whole family dead, some of it on the blame of his own brother, his siblings, his closest friends gone.......and only jin ling there needing his guidance. 

THE PARALLEL BETWEEN JIN LING BEING A LIFELINE FOR JIANG CHENG AND A-YUAN FOR LAN WANGJI AFTER THE BATTLE AT THE NIGHTLESS CITY  

great now i made myself sad

and like . the fact! that lwj and jc dislike each other!!. jc projects blame onto him for wwx both “leaving” him and indirectly causing their families deaths and when hes so consumed by it he makes wwx an enemy, lwj is there now? trying to protect him?? and lwj, who can never understand the pain that wwx , indirectly or not put jc through, but who was right there when jc tried to kill him and will never allow him to hurt wwx again. and how they like. in a way project blame of their tragedies onto each other while dealing with some type of survivor guilt and in their own way still loving wwx through it all???  amd in way its kind of fundamentally selfish but also tragically understandable? and like when u put it against the fact that after he disappears during the sunshot campaign they were looking for him together and fought together??

JUST. THE CHARACTERS. AND THE RELATIONSHIPS IN THIS. MAN. UGH. GOD. 

and like i think thats what makes it so good? its such a sad and painful and violent story, edgy even, but its compelling bc at the center of it there are all of these relationships and different types of love and hope and. :( i love it

enough crying lets talk abt wwx sleeping at the jingshi with lwj and wearing his under garment for a minute 🙏

 jin ling just has that Was Raised by JC energy tho lmao i love him

babie cultivator squad is the perfect ammount of cute and comedic relief while still bearing the weight? of the narrative in a way, both from sizhui and jin lings existences, and also. like. how do i put this. they feel hopeful? they were born after a war, they came of age at a time of relative peace, they dont hold on so closely to the resentments of their parents/father figures, they are specifically shown as more accepting and open minded. and its like.... Hope for the future  

one of the ?? things  i love the most is the fact that the main cast are often in situations where theyre hunted/running but they like. never wear disguises... just going around in their gorgeous expensive clan clothes and hair ornaments and distinctive spiritual weapons.... maybe w a straw hat on, just for kicks

wwx teacher 🥺🥺🥺

so this is why its called Yi City Misery huh

a-qing is such. an icon. im so sad. my girl even knew to leave xys dumb self rotting by the road but no one listens to her thats why theyre all dead or sad 

her and xue yang measuring each other up was so entertaining lmao

 its the funniest thing when hes like. HERES MY SAD STORY. FOR WHY IM A SADISTIC MURDERER. I BROKE MY HAND ONCE. 

like ok someone broke his hand in a horrible way, and like Poverty, i get it but also like.......... that lost the brunt of a proper sob story like, 50 sadistic murders ago bby

and i love that xingchen does not entertain that for a second hes like ‘not ?????? good enough???’ and the best thing is he wasnt even like 'u hadto be the bigger person' or sth but ' well then break that dudes hand back, rip his arm off for i care, what do the rest of us have to do w anything???” 

anjo sensato :(

xue yang is like..... the sexy sadistic evil version of a himbo..... a meanbo...

the fucked upness of xy’s feelings for xxc/ xxc and sl feelings for each other... like my dude literally gave his bf HIS EYES. and xy getting so attached to xxc .... the fucked up fake domesticity.... having him hurt sl..... then desperately trying to bring him back ...................... oof

song lan........... literally had his eyes AND tongue removed, his bfs eyes put in place, was almost killed, turned into a puppet by his bf unknowingly, manipulated by xy, sees his bf killing himself in despair.... and STILL finds the strenght to get up from there, and keep on traveling and helping people and attempting to fix xxcs soul.......... like, my man. damn. 

wangxian looking at songxiao and seeing an Actually more painful parallel for themselves. ft. that Color Coding. 

THE A-YUAN/SIZHUI REVEAL PUNCHED ME IN THE HEART but in a good way for a change

should have know that he would be the Best Boy the cute one w all the braincells

the butterfly AND the bunny lantern. i see how it is

u know is very convenient that no one can see the stark black veins on wen nings neck, ever 

BAT WEN NING 

wns face when lwj comes into wwx room like ‘:0 omg did u two finally get your shit together? good for you master wei good for u’ 

(they didnt) (yet)

DISASTER DRUNK LWJ. JUST. THRUST SOME CHICKENS TO SHOW UR RESSURECTED BAE THAT U LOVE THEM.

i have absolutely no idea WHY they gave lwj the same punishment for fighting his own sect/allies to protect the burial mounds as when they got drunk on cloud recess class days.... like? its such a ... emotional continuity error again

also is lwj gonna get an actual friend besides wwx , ever

mianmian marrying and having a family and a cute life after saying FUCK U AND UR SYSTEM TOO in a much less unhinged and dramatic way than wwx......... fills me w joy

also lol the idea that like. her husband not knowing that shes friends w satan/the boogey man/the village witch is hilarious

i love nie mingjue bc hes the resident Though Guy but also the most dramatic bitch in this show and thats Saying Something

jin ling cant have one uneventful relative can he

the fact that everyone present already knew “mo xuanyu” was wwx at the stairs is so funny, their faces are like ‘oh............ wow. that. sure is a development. shock” 

in the tradition of extremely loud whispers wwx tells lwj with twelve guards standing like one meter away from them: HEY PSH LAN ZHAN PRETEND IM FORCING YOU TO STAY W ME DO IT

oh my god oh my god

the absolute Yearning on his face when he leaves wwx and a-yuan at the burial mounds and refuses to stay for dinner was already Enough but the fact?? they brought it back?? to this declaration of love?? their expressions??????? strike me dead right now just go ahead

lFor Legal Reasons We Cant Kiss but we will have a very sappy declaration of love and trust and look at each other in way that is the actualization of 💞💘💗💖💓💘💞💗💖💘💗💖💕💞

also icb all the sect leaders and guards are standing there watching them say they like like each other with a dozen swords pointing at their neck

i enjoyed the depiction of the fickle public perception and how easily it can be used to scapegoat people. when the sect leaders turn on jgy and wwx knows thats its more for convenience than anything else...

poor lxc is literally like 'oh so when YOUR problematic boyfriend gets called evil its a misunderstanding but when its MY problematic bf-'

ok like i cant get over nmj let jgy play a song that messed with his temperament at all, like maN u KNEW he might be shady wth

wwx: “hey dont say anything bad abt lan zhan hes not an arrogant dick, thats just his face. 

ME ON THE OTHER HAND"

the cultivators as wwx is poking holes in their narrative is literally *nazaré meme*

"wei wuxian-!" "what did i break your leg, too?" not to be problematic but i laughed so hard

not as hard as "you dont have the rank to talk to me " tho

i Enjoy that, over the course of story, wwx sees that... theres nothing truly to Do, but move on. he saw how his arrogance and his mistakes hurt others, and hes trying to fix what he can, but he already did die for his mistakes and there are things he cant fix and that's. just how it is. even towards jgy, the narrative doesn't go gleefully and completely with "lets make THEM pay bc theyre the big bad" bc its not that simple, and it wouldn't lead anywhere but more pain...

re him and jiang cheng and the wens and kinda. isnt that what nhs did? scheming to displace jgy out of revenge more than any justice and doing so in the most painful way?

idk if that actually makes sense im truly just babbling

i thought the scene at the lotus pond would be CUTE but the context was PAIN again

jiang cheng finding out about his golden core and his conflict with wwx at the guanyin temple .... destroyed me but in a nice way kinda.... same way it destroys him look at his face oh god

and. the fact??? he sacrificed himself for wwx?? first?? and he'll probably never tell anyone much less wwx???? keeps me up at night

i havent decided if the neckbreak transition between jgy does sth super Evil or does he he does OR Does He yes he does O R does heeeee is sth i dislike or not

jin guangyao and wei wuxians most interesting parallel is that... theyve both seen 'hmm hey this system is fucked up' and wwx went 'so fuck it all i will renounce it and challenge it' and jgy went 'so fuck it i will use all of it to my advantage and manipulate it to my goals and whims'

the fact jgys mom was actually great and he loved her and his whole issue w it was more than simply being ashamed of being a bastard kinda got me ngl

never trust a dude with a fan.

nhs and jgy: the first rule to a convoluted and decades spanning violent revenge plot is to have fun and be yourself! 

when a-yuan finally FINALLY remembers ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; wen ning has someone in his family back and a-yuan has someone to talk abt his wen family and wwx has him back bc he survived and lwj raised him anD HES THEIR SON. THEYRE MARRIED AND HAVE A SON. UGH.

and theyre allowed to heal. everyone is allowed to try and recover and be happy

netflix put all of the 3 endings on top of each other and it looks kinda weird actually BUT I DONT EVEN MIND :’’’’’’’’’)

the gasp that left me when lwj says ‘wei ying’ and wwx turns.........

there was also a screen with ‘thank you mxtx for creating these characters, we hope their wishes come true’ and i might. have cried then too. maybe. 

that was . a ride. as is proven by this behemot of a ramble clearly i just really needed and Outlet. i am currently trying to convince dumb monkey brain to not consume the other medias of mdzs immediately bc i REALLY need to like. live. a life. and take care of real responsibilities.  *longest oh boi ever*

[justoneday-namjoonii]

forgive me

anon request: “I really love the way you write angsty stuff so if u want, can u write a scene where jungkook is like involved in illegal stuff like drugs or maybe he's a hitman, Y/N and Jungkook have a conflict about that because she's not happy with what he does, he gets hurt a lot but he enjoys his job and doesn't wanna give it up cuz he loves the thrill. It can be an emotional scene where Y/N tells him that she's afraid of losing him because of what he does. Honestly come up with anything, I don't mind 😂”

prompt: Jungkook is a druglord, you’re a waitress at a shabby burger place. He loves what he does and even though you try to ignore it, it scares you. You fear you’ll lose him if he doesn’t quit and he’s all you have. Your so called family are full of lies and if it wasn’t for Jungkook, you don’t know where you’d be. You wonder every night if the sirens you hear are for him—you pray it’s not for him. Secretly, he feels the same about you.

pairing: Jungkook x reader

genre: angst, drabble, mental health issues, mentions of murder, mature subject matter

author’s note: For the anon who requested this, this is for you! I hope you enjoy~ did i watch Truth be Told and decide to make the OC a twin? yes, yes i did

When you opened your eyes, you started to feel around for your cellphone. When you couldn't feel for it, you rolled over and yawned, it's probably under the bed. That's where its gonna stay too. As soon as you got home from work, you fell face-first into your bed and taking a shower was the last thing on your mind. But now you're feeling the stale department store smell on your clothes. It takes about two minutes for you to roll out of bed and realize you that Jungkook should have been here by now. You grab your phone and see two missed calls and a text from 2 hours ago.

jungkook💖💫: im sorry ill be over a little later baby, something came up 

jungkook💖💫: i miss you angel

You smile, he always misses you. And you miss him too, but you know he's probably out there in the slums of the city, doing what he does. How you lucked out with him, you have no idea. One night you were trying to call an Uber to get home from a birthday party at the club. It was around midnight and you had to work so you couldn't hang with the hardcore crowd. You went outside to call for a ride but you were being watched. Some guy kept catcalling, just outright harassing you. It was the scariest night of your life. You were telling him to leave you alone but he was drunk or high, either way, he wasn't all there. He snatched your phone. Just when you thought he was going to grab you, a black sports car, one you would have had to work two lifetimes to afford, stopped at the light. And before you know it, the man trying to get you is being dragged into the alley where he probably would have taken you. You remember being frozen, all you could hear was cursing and blunt force. The mystery man, whose car is still in the middle of the road, emerges from the dark corner between the buildings.

You were completely taken. The smile, the hair, the tattoos, and dangling earrings, paired with a striking gaze—he was an angel. He was so beautiful and he was just looking at you stand there with your mouth open.

"If there's one thing I hate, oh here you go," He hands you your phone and you get a nice look at his hand tattoo, "it's motherfuckers who can't leave women the fuck alone. Sorry you had to deal with that, but he won't be bothering you or anyone else after tonight, or use his hands again," He sighs, fixing his clothes a bit and wiping the blood from the corner of his lip, "are you okay?"

"Yeah, thank you," You slip the phone in your bomber jacket pockets, "not a lot of people would stop a stupid guy from bothering a girl they don't even know."

"Yeah, I'm Jungkook by the way," He introduces himself with a smile, situating his nice clothes, "do you- Um, did you need a ride? I'm not a creep I swear," He holds his hands up in surrender when you furrow your brows at the suggesting—great, now she thinks I'm a pervert. 

"I didn't stop that guy as blackmail to get laid, I just-" He pauses to grapple for the right words, "I saw you just standing on the curb and I know it's not safe out here-"

"If it's not any trouble," You interrupt his rambling, "I live about 15 minutes away, I was gonna call a ride but if you don't mind, I'd appreciate it. My name is Y/n, by the way."

That night changed your life forever. It was the first time you had wanted to kiss a stranger, the first night you ever came close to a soulmate. He confesses to having seen you in the club, he was at the bar, refusing offers from every girl from the bartenders to cougars out on the town, at least that's what you always thought. In that little fifteen minutes, you got to know very little about him but you felt so comfortable sharing things about yourself when he asked. He dropped you off and said if you ever needed anything, to give him a call. 

You never got to use the number because you ended up seeing him again. He showed up to your job, but he wasn't there for you, he was there for one of your money laundering and pill-popping associates. You were taking a break and for some reason, the break room was eerily empty. After you heard gunshots and the whole store went into chaos. You remember trying to leave and suddenly being swept away and into an outside electrical room apart of the building. You calmed down enough to realize that it was him but you were baffled.

"What're the odds that you would work at the same place as that bastard," He fiddles with the gun, tucking it to his side and flipping on the safety and pulling off his mask with a toothy grin, "do you remember me?"

"You?... Jungkook, how did you- Why are you-..." You make a small step back and swallow, scrambling to think of something to say. "Have you been following me like some creep?!"

"No! this is just a run-in by fate, I swear I didn't plan it. I'm not even supposed to still be here but I couldn't just leave, not without saying something to you."

"Okay...What do you want to say? I have to get back on the clock." You look him up and down, his all-black clothes and heavy boots intimidating but alluring in many ways.

"Wanna grab a coffee?"

For some reason, you said yes to the familiar stranger.

"Sure- I mean no! No, I can't Jungkook, I have to get back to work-"

"Trust me, just come with me," He extends his hand for you to take and smiles, "you won't regret it."

You took his hand and never looked back.

* * *

Nights like this.

When it's too early to ruin his life and too late to pretend like he wouldn't care. So when he shows up to the lounge to enforce an unpaid debt from a client, he leaves with bruised knuckles, two grand, and a rush of adrenaline. He went a little hard on the guy, but can you blame him? He messed up his plans. Tonight is date night, also known as 'crash at your place' night. It worked out though, you had to work late so he wouldn't be too tardy. Judging by the fact that you haven't answered your phone, you must be knocked out.

He slips his hand into his pocket and fumbles with his keys until he finds the one to your apartment. When he walks inside he hears the sink on and smiles to himself, you must've just woken up. 

"Baby, it's me," He announces himself, "how was your day?"

"Fine," You step out in your work clothes, still trying to get your earrings out, "as fine as a day working for the devil could be." 

"That bad?" You take note of the silk black shirt that's rolled up to his elbows, letting you see his beautiful sleeve of tattoos. When he comes dressed like this, and smelling like smoke you know he's been out into high-end clubs. The way some of the women look at him makes you feel small and a little self-conscious. But he always reassures you that you're who he wants, not some woman who sees him as an experimental one-night stand. When he tells you to meet him in the restroom because he needs to tell you something, you're reminded that you're all he wants.

"She screwed the schedule. My only day off was taken because her favorite, Kasey, has to go out of town."

He unbuttons the buttons on his shirt with deliberate fingers. "You walked out on a job for me before, remember that?" He smiles, letting his shirt fall from his shoulders like a dream. A bruise on his upper arm catches your attention but you don't say anything. "If you're not happy, just leave. I can take care of you, you can be my sugar baby."

"Yeah, my step-mom would love that, I could see it now," You cringe at the thought, "Hey, just a heads up, I'm not working or married but I have a sugar daddy who pays all my bills and lets me use his money for free, oh, he's also a drug lord. She'd really think highly of me then." 

"Fuck Carol, she's a judgmental priss anyway," He comes up to you, hands finding your waist, "why do you care what she thinks about you?" 

"I don't care what she thinks, but if she finds out she'll tell my dad and I don't want to hear it from him. If he pretends to not be disappointed by the lesser-twin one more time, I'll actually cuss him out...He's such a liar, he lied to my mom and he lies to me.”

"Quit saying that," Jungkook grabs you under your thighs, wrapping your legs around his waist so he can sit on the edge of your bed, "you're not the lesser-twin, you're the cute and sexy twin." You sit back on his thighs and you both laugh at his attempt to lighten your mood.

"Well, I'm not a successful surgeon and I'm broke as hell, but at least my boyfriend thinks I'm cute." His hands find their way to the hem of your shirt and pull it over your head, revealing a disappointing tank top.

"See, this is disappointing. Why are you wearing a tank top? It's a hundred degrees outside." He sighs, looking up at you like a pouting little kid.

"Because I want to," You grin, brushing his hair from his brows, revealing a scratch, "you're cut."

"Yeah, had a run-in with an old friend, we're obviously not friends anymore."

"You should take me with you on these deals and stuff, I'd make a great bodyguard for you," You joke, "if you showed me how to use a gun."

"You?" He giggles at the image of you secretly acting as a bodyguard, a dagger, and a gun in a garter under a skintight dress. "That's not a bad idea, they'd be too distracted looking at how fucking beautiful you are to see you as a threat."

"Yeah, I always saw as the Bonnie & Clyde type of couple," He leans up to kiss you and you smile through it before he pulls away, "eh, you need to shower, you smell like weed."

He furrows his brows, a snarky smile on his mouth. "And you smell like French fries, but I still kissed you.”

"Touche." You can't argue with that, the French fries smell gets to you too.

He picks you up, carrying you to the bathroom with a beaming smile.

"Let's shower then."

 * * *

A deal went bad, he got grazed by a bullet and spent a few hours at the emergency room.

When he pulled in to the driveway and saw your car, he sighed in relief—he was hoping you'd come. After work, you had come by earlier to clear your head and take a breather from your cramped apartment and rowdy neighbors. Ever since his 'new position' he was put up in this huge mansion, equipped with a full staff. Luckily, they were off tonight so no need to keep quiet.

It's getting late and you've been trying to watch a baking show to stay awake but it was getting difficult. He hadn't called or answered any of your calls or texts. When you hear the garage door open, your heavy lids lift and you yawn, trying to wake up so you can tell him how your day has been.

He opens the door with a deep sigh and he's glad you can't see the thick white bandage on his upper arm and tired shadows under his eyes because of the dim lights. "Jungkook, it's so late..." You mumble, sitting up. "what took you so long?"

"Yeah, baby, I just had a mix up with someone who owed the group a lot of money, they, uh- They opened fire and we had a lot to clean up." He offhandedly mentions that and goes to the bathroom to change and you just wait for him.

The painkiller is wearing off but he manages to brush his teeth and slip into some sweats and a t-shirt. After flicking the light switch off, he falls into bed with a heavy exhale. Glad to finally have him close so you can tell him about your terrible day, you turn to hug him, and instantly a wince of pain leaves his mouth. 

"Sorry," You giggled, thinking he was just kidding until you see the bandage on his arm, "Oh my gosh," You sit up, hand reaching for his bandage with concern in your brows, "what happened?"

"It's nothing baby, I was grazed by a bullet and had to go to the ER," He spares you a weak grin, hand rustling through his damp locks, "but it's nothing, I feel fine."

It's always nothing to him. You lean down and place a gentle kiss on his forehead, one he would normally place on you. Nights go by and you know he's out there risking his life, not thinking how devastated you would be if one night he doesn't come back.  

He caresses the apple of your cheek, lips parting when sits up to try to kiss you, but you pull away.

"Hey, I've had a long day I just want to kiss you," He sits up now, "talk to me." 

"Talk to yourself, I'm going to sleep."

"Where the fuck is this coming from?" He glares at you, tone firmer than before. "Y/n, cut the crap. What's the problem?"

"Jungkook, there's no problem I just worry about you."

"I don't mean to make you worry," He speaks softly, "but you know this is what I do, I can't stop now, even if I wanted to."

"I know," Sadly, "but you're all I have."

He tilts his head, a bit confused. "What happened?"

"My sister called when I got off of work. My dad isn't doing well, his liver is in terrible condition and he needs a transplant...He's on a wait-list now." 

Knowing the severed relationship you have with your family, he treads lightly when requesting this. "Do you want to go see him?-"

"No!" You snap. "Why would I want to see him? This is what he gets for killing my mother."

"Y/n, you don't mean that..." Jungkook gets uncomfortable when you enter that head-space, you become ruthless in your words and your eyes glaze over with something he has yet to understand.

"Why not? It's true. He was cheating on her, that's why he never came home and she thought something was wrong. So drove out in the middle of the night during a storm and ended up crashing into a tree, because of him. My sister has always defended him, but I think it's because she didn't like mom either...The two of them may have cried at the funeral but I know them, they were glad she left us. That's why I need you, Jungkook, I don't have them or want them..."

"Y/n, you have to learn to forgive them for whatever you think they did, it's going to drive you insane if you don't...Fuck them, spend your energy on us, okay?"

"I'm already insane, I'm with you, aren't I? You come close to being killed every week, and it bothers me to think you might not come home...But I'll go through that if it means I get to have you, I love you, I only love you..." You lay your head on his shoulder.

He’s your angel.

You aren’t sure what you are to him.

[punkscowardschampions]

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Ali: yeah, sorry I was ages, it's a whole process brewing it Ali: also a dead giveaway you're 😷🤒🤕🤢🤮 which obvs my ma takes as her cue to be all Spanish inquisition about it Ali: 📚 of my mostly-fictional-but-which-are-and-which-aren't-mother exploits later Carly: sorry iou so much magic Ali: nah, don't worry about it 👸 Ali: who doesn't love a little scandal with their morning brew? she deffo does Carly: its too late im looking for 🍀 Carly: among the 🌼🌼🌼 Ali: awh Ali: I'm never turning down extra luck Ali: we can make daisy-chains Carly: its the dresscode Carly: soz da Ali: does he have a 🧔? Ali: that's a #look Carly: not rn Carly: my ma wasnt on @ me only to clean up Carly: he had his turn Ali: damn it Ali: maybe a nice belt Ali: I'll be 🤔 Carly: dont b 💔😢 he has bushy eyebrows Ali: same Ali: he's earnt his invite back Ali: your ma gonna have to chill though Ali: and it ain't that kinda tea 💔 Carly: you wont b able to tell if shes angry or surprised Ali: 😚 ⬅ I know the vibe Ali: you do you babe Carly: she used to let me sort em out but there was an accident Carly: which im sworn to secrecy about Ali: I'm so good with secrets 🙏🙏🙏 Carly: k Carly: my head zoned out but my hands kept going like Ali: you were meditating you can't help having  🌌🧠 Ali: I'll 🤭 now and never tell, don't worry Mrs W Carly: @ school yea im meditating on your q sir relax Carly: ha love that Ali: they just ask questions to answer it themselves, what is the point Carly: u coming for my ma again? Ali: 🤫 bad first impression, that Carly: shes heard it from ronan too sorry Carly: lad has loose lips Ali: honestly Ali: 🙄 can't keep up with my bad reputation Carly: ud think hed be better at kissing Carly: its talk talk talk Carly: more good things about u than ive made it seem like tho Ali: he was a big talker Ali: probably 'cos he ain't allowed with the lads Carly: if he talked about what a 👼 u are & how 💔😢 he is theyd uninvite him from the bonfire Carly: its sweet really how hung up hes got Ali: he only thinks I'm an 👼 'cos he took my virginity probs Ali: that's more suitable 🔥side chat Carly: he goes on about that alot but I thought he was lying Carly: oh no that sounds bad Carly: not calling u a slag ur obvs not its y he likes u more Ali: 😂 I'm fine with slag Ali: all definition dependent anyway Carly: yea same Carly: can be hot if ur in the mood Ali: right, and if I'm a slag 'cos I didn't marry him then I'll take it Carly: & hes not allowed to marry gorgers theyd wanna throw him in the 🔥 Ali: exactly Ali: we can't both be 💔😢 forever can we boy Carly: just me @ the party til u came to my rescue Ali: 🥺 Ali: What was he even on about then, like? Ali: dickhead Carly: idk i zone out wen he shouts @ me too Ali: I can always poison a cup and send it his way Ali: just say the word Carly: hes not that bad Ali: okay okay, just some laxatives Ali: 'cos he's a bit 💩 Carly: ha Ali: no 🌼🌼🌼 unless he says soz then Carly: but his beautiful curls 🥺 Ali: hmm, a good point Ali: be strong, baby Carly: ill throw one @ him & run away Carly: back to u Ali: you're so adorable Carly: says u Carly: 👼👸🏼 Ali: 💚 we're gonna have an adventure when the tea hits okay Ali: I've decided Carly: k thats the kinda 🎄🎅🤶🎁 it is Carly: i do want the energy of a kid on xmas morning Ali: that's the best Ali: how I'm tryna be every day Carly: 💫⭐️🌟✨⚡️☄️ 🚀🛸 Ali: if only 🚀 Ali: this bike can only go as fast as my lil legs can carry, like Carly: aw baby Carly: i shouldve asked u where u live before this 2nd rescue was launched Carly: im sorry Ali: No distance is too far for a fair maiden Carly: ill have to see what other 🔮 i can find before u get here Carly: dont love ious Ali: there's no ious Carly: [sending her loads of pics of her with or just pics of the cat lady's cats that she's rounding up for this tea party and they're adorable] Ali: 😍💞😻 Ali: okay, non-debt fully paid though Carly: [just rambling about the names she's given each cat cos her and cat lady don't know each other properly til Ali comes along and like facts about each cat/her fave things cos she's a big nerd] Ali: I love them Ali: I'm gonna get them some 🐟🐟🐟 when I get tea party tings Ali: some cream, awh, okay, this is happening Carly: im picking enough 🌼🌼🌼🌼🌼🌼 for everyone Ali: should've put Bluebs in my basket Ali: next time Carly: aw Carly: Humbug might try & fight him Carly: youd b there to protect him tho Ali: I can ref Ali: my little brother is always trying to play-fight everyone so I'm well-versed Carly: is he ticklish? that works for me Carly: broken up lots of fights Ali: big time Ali: his kryptonite Ali: reckon it's against the rules in professional fights but preparing him for anything like any good big sister Carly: ha Carly: aw i bet ur an amazing sister Carly: if i had 1 maybe id wanna be on site sometimes Carly: my ma's eyebrows r hardly a call to home Ali: he might disagree but he's 5 so what does he know 😉 Ali: feel that though Ali: home is just a base, whole 🌍 out there Carly: wen ur 5 you argue to argue Carly: yea if u dont use ur wings theyll think u dont want em 💔😢 Ali: flying is like riding a 🚲 though Carly: r we goin on a 🚲 adventure? Ali: definitely Ali: ugh, need one of those wagons for the 😻😻😻s Carly: ☺️its gonna b so fun! Carly: we might meet more 🐈🐈🐈🐈 Ali: way better than 🐔 Carly: ha Carly: do u have 🔮 left to help me find shoes? Ali: have you checked the fridge? Carly: [a pause while she do] Carly: theyre not there 😕🧐 Ali: damn, that'd be the last place I'd look though Ali: were they in the mess your Ma was sounding off about fr Carly: o mayb Carly: if i was wearing any when you dropped me off Ali: 🤔 I don't know if I recall any glass slippers Ali: I'll ask Lene hold up Carly: 👸 energy Carly: but idk if i wanna scary 🐺 at my door Ali: turns out she's actually your 👵 Carly: ha my grandma is 💍 to god Carly: its not close to the energy shes putting out Ali: she'd probably tell your actual that God is a gay girl Ali: nah she's well 😇 around fam, just hide behind your Ma and me, baby, you'll be fine Carly: ha that wasn't in any of the kids bible stories she sent me every 🎄🎅🤶🎁 Carly: her god is 😠 than Humbug Carly: he likes to shout so i gotta zone out Carly: aw that's sweet ur ma loves her too? Ali: Hooray for Catholicism, yeah? 😏 Ali: she loves my Ma, more like Carly: we spend our sundays on our knees nana but its 🚽🤮 or u kno a bigger sin Carly: u do look like her i remember Ali: that's not QUITE 🚽🤮 levels but close 😂 Carly: nah its nice u have the same 👀💙✨ Carly: idk who i look like Carly: postman maybe Ali: now I don't know whether to 😳 or be 🤨 you like my Ma too Ali: you look like you and that's Ali: 💛 😍 😘 🥰 😚 👸 👼🏽 🐰 🌼 🌻 🌞 🍓 🍑 🍨 🍰 🍭 🍬 🎆 💜 Carly: yea 🤞🙏🌠 the postman isnt my da cuz hes a ride Carly: aw now youve got me 😳 Ali: rude, my postman is not Carly: 🚫💌 then baby Carly: ill text u instead Ali: so grumpy, don't stick your hand right into our house if you don't wanna get bitten, sir Ali: not by me, whatever Ronan has said Ali: though I'm well flattered I'm getting a text back Carly: ha its k its not that u use too much teeth Carly: & course ur my hero Carly: tho 🤞🙏🌠 wont b an sos every time Ali: good, can't have him putting you off with blatant lies Ali: it won't be if I do a better job at the heroics and get there before any bad shit can happen Carly: its k i like it Carly: helps me remember what i did Carly: 💔😢 no lads r spelling their names out in bruises for the who Carly: 🐇🐾🐇🐾🐇 Carly: nooo theres no better u could do Carly: ur flying to me faster than anyone has ever ever Ali: amateurs, like Ali: so rude, ain't they heard you're 👸 Ali: I'm basically there now, prepare for the best tea party you've ever been to Carly: aint wat theyve heard but idc Carly: yay 💙 i havent had 1 since me & my 🧸🧸🧸 Ali: I'll be 🎶🔊 it so get in the know lads Ali: awh, can I meet them too? Carly: not too 🔊 or ur gf will bite me which could b fun but im not trying to do u like 💔😢 Carly: some r shyer than others but if u work ur 🔮 how u did for me ull make friends Ali: fill your boots, babe, I don't reckon she's your type, like Ali: I'll be on my best behaviour 🤞 Ali: the loveliest guest you've ever had 🤞🤞 Carly: be fun though Carly: not boring Ali: 😲😲 Ali: Is that the impression I give off? Ali: or another Ronan tale, either way Ali: gonna have to prove otherwise now in the most extra ways imaginable Carly: nahhh Carly: he don't lie to me its his 1 saving grace Carly: its just like a pls Carly: to u & the universe Ali: I won't be boring Ali: trust me Carly: k Carly: i do ur a lifesaver Ali: nah Ali: just happy to help Carly: im happy we r mates Ali: me too Ali: idk why we weren't before, like Ali: too many people at school Carly: & i dont go much ha Ali: this is true Ali: lesser spotted walsh 🐦 Carly: oooh wat colours am i Ali: 💗💜💛🧡💗 Carly: cute Ali: very Carly: wats ur fave colour? Ali: It's a harder question than people reckon, that Ali: like, there's so many beautiful things of every colour Ali: if I can decide for the day, I feel like I'm doing a disservice to all the others Carly: sorry Carly: i havent decided on mine either Carly: when i was a lil kid it was 💛 for the 🌞 then wen i started goin out it was silver for wat i thought the 🌚 looked like Carly: but ive seen so many new colours since Ali: kids always know Ali: they're much smarter than adults about everything Carly: i bet ur lil bro is the smartest Carly: like u Ali: he likes red for 🚨❌🛑⛔️🚫💯‼️🥊🥤 Ali: and I see the appeal Carly: does he like 🍎? i kno somewhere that sells the reddest shiniest 1s Carly: or we cud just throw 🍅s Ali: he's at the anti-fruit stage Ali: but I reckon he could be convinced if we let him smother 'em in caramel and sprinkles Carly: its a date Ali: Me first

[dulharpa]

this is for hayley! @whistlingwillows a dear friend <3333

it’s meant to be a birthday present haha. i just want to shower you in love;;; so thought maybe i could go through as many of your fics and comment on them :^)))

(TO EVERYONE ELSE: please go to @whistlingwillows blog and read her fics!!! they are SO FCKIN GOOD AND AMAZING AND UGH HER MIND (it’s a lot of mcu and her bucky and steve fics are a*. i DEFINITELY RECOMMEND))

i wish you a VERY happy birthday and i hope we stay friends for many more years <3333333333 

i’m going through your masterlist heehee ;)))

ah first off, nice theme! i never could rlly see it before because i’m always on mobile heehee. also sorry for not reviewing them before??? i don’t usually read fics on tumblr as you’ve probably guessed;;

anyways, IM GON REVIEW THE SHIT OUT OF THESE >:DDDD

far from home -  bucky x stark sister!reader

firstly, i like how youre introducing the reader from buckys pov, like you can sort of already gather what shes like from them

‘Bucky can hear Tony’s soft inhale, feel the intensity of the man’s glare directed at Steve. He shouldn’t be eavesdropping, but a twitch of muscle would be enough to alert both men that he’s here. With the amount of tension crackling in the air, a brush against the wall would be equivalent to a thousand cymbals crashing in cacophony.’

IM CRYING ALREADY. the imagery in here is GLORIOUS. your tone here is so fitting! oo and the alliteration here is perfecto

ooooooo!! the backstory coming in  👀👀

‘despite what some people think that Steve and Captain America are two different personas, there will always be parts of Steve in the Avenger, and parts of the Avenger in Steve. They both want to believe in something good. They are, after all, one in the same.// Just as how Bucky and the Winter Soldier are the same man despite everything. HYDRA simply amplified the hate, fertilized the seeds of rage, curated the quiet thunder within his soul, within James Buchanan Barnes so that the Winter Soldier could thrive.’

yIKES! lol this is very character study like! nICE. it hurts tho, my poor children, i love you both 

oo ‘starlight eyes’ that is a very nice way of describing them

‘“Then what was London?” The protesters. “São Paulo?” The earthquake. “Vancouver?” Freezing cold water.//“Look, I care if Stark’s gonna run us over trying to find her. I care enough because she’s part of our team. Come off it, Steve. I know she can take care of herself. I’m gonna take a nap. Dr. Cho said no partying post-Singapore and what do you know, we throw the biggest party ever.’

ooo singapore uwu and london? (coincidence? haha jkjk) and the hints abt reader and buckys background are so good?? but so annoying??? like i just wanna KNOW yknow?? 

‘The water runs copper and the sting bites at his palm as he tries not to think. Tries to focus on the numbing cold that runs over his skin.’ 

your imagery is so vivid?? im actually in awe??? i am so regretful i havent kept reading your fics. like i know they are amazing, i just keep putting them off??? idk man. hopefully this makes up for it (gd tho, im still not done with commenting on one fic. this is what im doing with my motivation teehee ;)

‘ He feels weak. Tired. He wants to go back to bed but he also wants to stay out in the sun for a few hours more. The sun kisses his skin through the windows and he squints against the blue sky, wondering ‘

mood during this quarantine lol

‘“Oh, right.” Your voice is flat, uninterested, cold, as you stare at him. “You killed my parents.”Shit.‘

 OUCH LMAO THATS C O L D, O GOT +100 PHYSIC DAMAGE FROM JUST READING THAT

ooo robin as a nickname noice. very much gives me batman vibes lol

oh! and the way of doing the ‘flashback’ is neat! very original. it both tells us what happened AND buckys reaction to it again. he can re-analyse himself and reader. very cool

‘If you walk away now, don’t bother coming back!” Silence. Bucky can hear his own strained breathing, your soft sigh as you soaked in his ultimatum.’

👀👀 yikes that ultimatum. :// not good bucky. tbf theyre both trying to hurt each other but Yikes

eyy!!! readers pov!! finally! and the switch after we find out the outsiders pov? brilliant

oh no :(( more angst

‘When’s the last time you saw your therapist?”“Don’t have one. I’m perfectly capable of taking care of myself.”’ they BOTH need therapists;;;;

very good fic!!! :DD they rlly do hate each other! i definitely like how you went back and forth with the timeline! it gave me a v strong idea on what yn was like even before we rlly got introduced. i am now very curious on where reader is? i love your characterisations! 

i will read the 10k+ fics but heck the last one took me ages lolol (i will comment in the future tho!! i promise <3 ) (that took me over an hour jjhghgdjh)

slipping away- amnesiac modern bucky x reader

omg,,, AMNESIA! >:DDDDDD

‘ Put your fucking seatbelt on’

oh no, istg theyre going to have a car crash arent they (’ doesn’t put the seatbelt on to spite you.’ NO PLEASE PUT IT ON U DUMBASS)

ok,,,,, at LEAST he put it on before he got hit, thank heck. but still. youre so cruel to your poor characters lmaoo

oh gosh

‘You fall apart slowly, like pieces of you peeling away until you’re nothing more than your broken heart. The sobs that wrack your body are relentless and you shove your forearm into your mouth to muffle your cries. You want to bite into your skin. You want to distract yourself from the agony tearing you to shreds. You want to feel anything but the pain.///Tears sweep into your hair, cloud your vision and your whole face floods with heat as you try to breathe through the pain. You’re cleaved into pieces on that bed, eyes squeezed shut as the tears keep flowing, and your throat burns’

this hurts damn, it is so vivid?? i can really feel it 

i am so glad you got into writing yk?? so glad

NO PLS, TELL HIM. TELL HIM :((( ‘shes nice once you get to know her?? shes known nat for years now!! years!!

oh god ‘he looks younger without the burden of your time together’ this is so angsty omg

‘Well, he was stumbling through his apology and I just let him finish.” Your body fills with warmth as you remember his embarrassed smile, the way he shoved his baseball cap farther down his head, chin tucked to his chest, trying to hide that face. “When he was done, I opened my mouth to say something polite but what came out was ‘You look like someone I’d very much like to kiss’.”

this is so soft i stg im crying in the club

OH SHITTTTTTTTTTT , you left it off like that!!! thats so cruel!!!! i can’t!!! how dare you!!!! :””””””((( im typing this with tears in my eyes ill have u know!!

anyway!!! very good fic!! you could honestly make that into a longfic very easily lol. i felt too many emotions :(( 

i was just about to say where is the fluff!! where is it!! when i saw the next one and yay :))) pls i cant have more angsty stuff rn

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cookies and rings and things bucky and reader

‘how much do you love me?’ ‘count the snowflakes, multiply by a million’

did you have to start the fic off with such a SOFT line? its so soft! so TENDER 

‘He wonders what kinda insane person wears socks without any clothes on, but then decides that it’s the kind of person who’s fallen in love with him.’  jesus, the soft moments filled with love are the greatest <3

you can write fluff so well, whyd you have to pain me with all that angst ;””””) (1/10 hurt, 9/10 comfort is the way to go lolol) (jkjk ill read the angsty ones too when i have the spoons) (gonna reread that hydra steve one and ik thatll fuck me UP)

‘ Then, he can feel the cold metal of the ring she slid onto her own finger less than twenty-four hours ago and realizes that he had thought a lot of things shouldn’t be possible, and yet they still are. ‘

you literally brought me to tears reading this softness, you have truly found my weakness

‘ She’s so damn gorgeous with flour on her face and eye bags beneath her eyes that he’s sure she will inevitably make his heart burst ‘

he already likes her so much! i can’t believe this is affecting me so much :’)

‘Bucky is quite sure Sam is in love with his girlfriend in the fact that he’s in love with the fact that his girlfriend is possibly in love with Bucky’

this is so soft??? sam loves reader bc reader loves bucky sm. pls my hear <3333

you do fluff SO WELL DAMN 

‘F.R.I.D.A.Y.’s voice echoes in his small little perch and he still thinks it’s weird without having the side effect of Stark in his suit chasing after him to hear the A.I. but he shoves that uncomfortable feeling of the dead man out of his head. That is too much regret to unpack right now on a mission. ‘

yike bringing back that reminder oof

but thats so soft??? (i am def overusing soft but,,,,, i love it and the vibe) she sent him cookies! god i can feel the love  

‘She expresses her feelings through cooking, which Bucky has learnt the hard way. One time, they got into an argument over something stupid—he can’t even remember what started it—and came to the kitchen at 2AM to see her sitting at the kitchen island crying her eyes out and surrounded by baskets of muffins.’

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 my hEART

you show how much they love each other in so many ways??? i am dying

“Alright, I like it.” Rolling his eyes, he pecks her forehead and she smiles victoriously. It’s so adorable that Bucky, with less than three hours of sleep, adds, “God, I want to marry you.//”“What?”//Oh.Shit.

oh my god! i am literally tearing up!!! AGAIN!!!!!!!!

oh shit o am literally crying

your fluff got me crying harder than your angst i hope youre happy

I really hope you enjoy reading this?? i keep forgetting to like text you but i wanted to do something for your birthday. especially in quarantine when everythings gone crazy. one year i swear ill do something REALLY good for you. not making promises bc i hate if i dont. but ill like, learn how to podfic because you D E S E R V E  I T 

ive spent like three hours doing this lolol 

thank you so much for everything hayley!

[doyouevenshipbr0]

gruvia fic: a song of ice and water

chapter 1

author's note: NO ONE asked for this. deadass no one. basically this is a gruvia game of thr*nes AU. and this is just like a pilot episode so ill see how everyone responds to this, and see if i even still like the idea, and will possibly continue it. now, even if u have not watched game of thrones, u can still follow along to this. im just using the same world as game of thrones, and will explain the background. its basically a medieval AU but i dont know much ab medieval times, but what i do know ab, is game of thrones lol. so yea no promises with this fic as in if i will continue or not. but here we go! enjoy!!<333

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Many years ago, the country of Westeros was divided into seven kingdoms. However, after the conquest of Aegon Dragneel, his dragons, and his dragon slayer magic, he conquered and unified the seven kingdoms, to which he presided rule over. Hundreds of years later, his family still remains the house that sits on the throne: The Dragneels. With current king, Zeref (or as many refer to him as "The Mad King"), the world has been thrown into chaos.

The current regions of Westeros are split into nine provinces. The North is ruled by house Fullbuster, Lord of Winterfell. The Iron Islands are ruled by house Redfox, Lord of Pyke. The Riverlands are ruled by house Lockser, Lord of Riverrun. The Westerlands are ruled by house Heartfelia, Lord of Casterly Rock. The Vale is ruled by house Marvel, Lord of the Eyrie. Dorne is ruled by house Dreyar, Lord of Sunspear. The Stormlands are ruled by house Scarlet, Lord of Storm's End. The Reach is ruled by house Strauss, Lord of Highgarden. And finally, The Crownlands are ruled by the king, which is Zeref of house Dragneel, who sits on the Iron Throne in the country's capital, King's Landing. The rest of house Drganeel resides on an island just off the shore of King's Landing called Dragonstone.

The nine provinces and many allies must now unite and overthrow their unjust, evil king.

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"Excuse me?" Gray said through gritted teeth and felt his blood beginning to boil. He didn't want his mother to witness the outburst of anger that was to come, but it seemed that was what would happen.

"I'm sorry, son." Mika lowered her grey eyes and held a hand out to the table, putting it on top of Gray's.

"An arranged marriage?!" Gray shot up from his seat, banging his fists to the cold wood.

"Dear, calm down." Her voice remained smooth.

"How am I supposed to stay calm?! Father fights alongside all the other lords in rebellion, fighting a war against the bloody king, and you expect me to sit back and take a wife?!" Gray never yelled at his mother like this, but what she was asking of him was unthinkable.

"Gray, I know you're upset-" Mika stood and placed a hand on Gray's shoulder.

"Upset?! Mother how could you ask me to do this? I've been training my whole life for something like this. My magic is just as strong as Father's. I should be out on the field with him!" Gray felt tears began to sting his eyes.

He'd fought battles before, but something like this felt like his destiny. It was a full fledged war amongst all of Westeros. To just sit on the side and watch it all unfold would make a mockery of all he'd trained for. He and his father's ice magic combined would be unstoppable. All Gray ever wanted to do was fight to protect his people, his home, and his family. It was what made him feel alive, and it was being taken from him.

"Your father needs more men to fight. Lord Lockser of Riverrun is finally willing to give aid to our cause, but only under the condition that you marry his daughter." She tried her best to explain.

"I am the future Lord of Winterfell. I am to be Warden of The North. How can I claim these titles if I have nothing to show for it?! 'Lord Gray shuddered in fear in his castle with his wife as everyone bravely fought.' How am I supposed to live with that?" His anger was simmering to frustration.

"That is exactly what you are. The future Lord of Winterfell. And doing this is a service not only to our country, but our family as well. You're eighteen now, Gray. It's time you took a wife and continued the Fullbuster name." Mika put her hands against her son's cheeks.

"I have plenty of time for that, Mother."

"Not if you go and get yourself killed in this war!" She shook him a bit.

"But I-"

"No 'but's, Gray. Now, I'm sorry that you cannot marry for love, and that you cannot be by your father's side. I truly am. But this is your duty right now. This is the best thing you can do. You know there must always be a Fullbuster in Winterfell, dear. You must be Lord until your father returns. Being a lord includes marrying and having children." She took her hands off her son's face, and Gray sucked up his tears.

He sunk back into his seat at the table with a numb look on his face. He slowly reached for his cup of wine and chugged the rest that was in there.

"So I'm to marry Juvia Lockser?" Gray let out sugh after finishing his drink and finally looked back up to his mother.

"Yes." Mika nodded.

"Hmph." Gray poured himself another glass of wine. "I wish I could at least marry someone I'm already acquainted with. Lucy Heartfelia or Erza Scarlet. Even Mirajane Strauss. They're all beautiful and skilled in battle.

"As is Juvia. I know you've never met her, but I'm sure you've heard stories." Mika sat back down at the table.

"Stories?" Gray raised a brow.

"Juvia Lockser: The Rain Woman."

Gray choked on his drink. "Oh lord, that is her isn't it?" He remembered. Just as he said that, he heard ran begin to pitter outside the window of the castle.

"Indeed it is."

"That'll be just great." Gray rolled his eyes. "A wife who brings rain with her everywhere she goes. We'll never see a sunny day in Winterfell as long as she's here."

"Like we see any sun anyway." Mika gave a teasing look to her son.

"Suppose you're right." Gray sighed.

"Don't be so glum. I've heard stories that her blue hair actually controls the waves of the oceans and that she can flood out her enemies with just a flick of her wrist." Mika smiled warmly, trying her best to comfort Gray.

"Yes, and I've heard everyone in The Riverlands fears her." Gray muttered.

"That must make her a great warrior." Mika reached out again to Gray's hand, to which he didn't retract his.

"When do I might my scary, gloomy, warrior bride?" Gray said, slightly annoyed.

There was a knock on the door. It was Gray's adopted brother, Lyon. His family was a great house in the north that attempted to rebel against the Fullbusters and take their spot at Winterfell. However, they were unsuccessful. The entire family was killed except for their only som and heir, Lyon Vastia. He was just a boy when it all happened, just as Gray was. Silver Fullbuster decided to spare the boy and raise him as his own. In turn, Gray considered him as a brother.

"My Lord, My Lady," He entered the room. "Juvia Lockser has arrived."

"Thank you, Lyon." Mika nodded, and Lyon nodded back before exiting the room.

"She's here?!" Gray exclaimed.

"Yes, I was, well, putting off telling you, to say the least." Mika chuckled.

"Yeah, maybe! When was this deal made?!"

"About two months ago..." Mika said, sheepishly.

"Two months?! Mother-"

"Come, come, dear, we have to welcome your bride-to-be." She wrapped her arm in Gray's and began to walk them out the door.

The two made their way through the castle grounds, past all the servants and throught the stone towers. Lyon was with them, holding an umbrella over them to keep them dry.

There was a carriage at the gate of the castle. It was blue and red, the colors of Riverrun. One of the knights opened the carriage, and another held out an umbrella. A pale hand took it and stepped out of the carriage.

Her hair was a vibrant blue, just as all the stories said. The ends were curled tightly, hanging just above her shoulders. She wore a blue gown that puffed out a bit, and on top of it was a poncho. Once her deep eyes met Gray's, he felt a pang of emotion strike him. Her rich blue eyes- while firece- seemed so sad, and they were practically hidden by her long, heavy lashes. She wasn't at all what he pictured her to be.

Juvia steadily approached Gray. "Hello, My Lord." Her voice was quiet as she curtsied.

"My Lady." Gray nodded and took her hand, planting a light kiss on it, as was what was expected of him. A light blush grazed her cheeks, and she looked down.

"Hello, My Lady." Juvia turned to Mika and curtsied again.

"It's nice to meet you, Juvia." Mike gave her a soft smile, hoping to make her feel more welcome.

"Come, dear, let's get you settled in and ready for your welcome feast." Mika reached out to Juvia, wrapping an arm around her, and she sheepishly followed.

"I will see you tonight, My Lady." Gray gave Juvia another nod who blushed once again, averting her gaze.

Lyon and Gray watched her walk away with Mika.

"She doesn't seem as scary as everyone says." Gray shrugged.

"She's a young girl who was shipped off to a completely foreign land all on her own to marry a stranger. I'm sure she's the one who's scared." Lyon said.

"Yeah. I guess I do feel bad." Gray admitted.

"Well I certainly don't feel bad for you. She's absolutely gorgeous." Lyon gawked.

"Damn, Lyon, calm down. She is my wife after all." Gray teased. "And I'd much rather be on the battlefield than getting married. You know that."

"She's not your wife yet." Lyon focused his gaze on Juvia as she walked away, seeming to disregard Gray's joke and put all his focus on her.

"Well," Gray broke his stare. "Let's go get ready for this welcome feast, I suppose."

[momestuck]

Epilogues: Candy, chapters 6-13 [the rest of Epilogue 2]

I’m told that there are 40 chapters, and a postscript, in Candy - and also that it’s split into 8 individual ‘epilogues’ within that, of varying length. ‘Epilogue 2′ began with chapter 4, featuring Rose and Kanaya. So I kind of cut it off in exactly the wrong place. Oops!

Anyway I’m going to split these up by Epilogue section from now on. This one covers the rest of Epilogue 2, which mostly concerns shipping, and processing of feelings.

Here are the irons in the fire at the outset of chapter 6:

Gamzee is back! he claims to be setting out on a ‘redemption arc’

Terezi is in space somewhere looking for Vriska, but set to return at some point, and not all that happy that Gamzee’s back

Dirk has perceived some bad news. And briefly spoken about it with Jane, though without explaining anything.

But that’s all Epilogue 1 stuff - old hat!

Rose has suddenly recovered from her illness, and is patching things up with Kanaya

Jade has attempted to push Dave and Karkat to admit they’re into each other, but really just made things worse

Jane attempted to run for President of Earth C - to the trepidation of the Karkat, who hyperbolically suggested this would amount to troll genocide - but abandoned the idea

That’s all interesting but let’s talk about money! This is something I didn’t pick up on in the last post:

KARKAT: OK, SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. YOUR PRIORITIES ARE: NUMBER ONE, THE ECONOMY, WHICH LET ME REMIND YOU IS BUILT ENTIRELY ON INFINITE, FAKE MONEY THAT WE CAN MAKE AS MUCH OF AS WE WANT.

Elsewhere, Jane’s megacorp and stocks are mentioned.

One wonders why, given the machinery to manufacture just about anything by means of alchemizer, the forms of money, stocks, and corporations are retained... what sort of productive and reproductive labour is regulated and mediated by these markets? Or are they merely acting out the vestigial forms of capitalism as a bizarre drama...

As for the consequences of an infinite money supply, let’s not get into the ‘modern monetary theory’ debate on a Homestuck post, maybe.

on to chapter 6+

This is a Jane chapter. It opens almost immediately with economic discussion; Dave apparently once accused Jane of ‘neoliberal corporate welfare’ for trying to bolster the ‘struggling locksmith industry’ rendered unnecessary on a planet without crime.

She’s visiting Jake, who’s probably my least favourite Homestuck character (who’s not an alpha troll). About Dirk... Jake (Jane says) seems to still have a bit of a thing for him, and Jane, meanwhile, still “has no idea why she can’t get [Jake] out of her system, even after all these years.”

The reason Jane cancelled her run was, it turns out, because Dirk said ‘cancel everything’. She gets drunk, very quickly... and hits on Jake, who is completely oblivious to her advances. She speaks of wanting to abandon business to raise a family, which Jake himself notes is something rather new for her (though the whole traditional gender thing she does isn’t lol)

Jake/Jane isn’t a ship I have any sort of opinion about, honestly. Dirk/Jake’s terrible collapsing relationship was kind of interesting but yeah, here’s a thing. What even are heterosexuals though? “I want to clean your giant house and have a lot of children”... incomprehensible!

One thing I will give credit for is the narration: it creates pretty strong images of like, these characters as fully embodied people, being intimate in like, subtle physical ways. that probably doesn’t make a lot of sense... whatever lol. it works

chapter 7

...brings us back to Gamzee. fittingly, i’m listening to the friendsim soundtrack as i read this, and i just hit ‘take me to clown church’.

anyway since this whole story basically seems to be an exercise in developing ships along the lines of ‘A is into B, B is obvious to their advances’... Roxy’s hot for John now I guess? or at least, so Callie thinks. she insists they’re all going to be ‘very, very happy’ despite her disappointment.

anyway, then we get Gamzee saying a bunch of casually misogynist stuff to John about Roxy. in this context, basically two interpretations are shown: a shallow ‘oh he’s redeemed now’ attitude from Roxy and Callie, and a ‘oh god i hate this person keep him away from me’ attitude from John. Gamzee’s repulsive qualities are underlined by the narration (from John’s perspective): he’s unhygienic, he’s casually misogynist (which seems like a new element, and rather out of keeping with the gendered-but-somehow-theoretically-not-patriarchal Alternia)...

chapter 8

Rose and Kanaya chapter. Jane’s possible presidency is once again the subject of discussion. Jane apparently wanted to apply some kind of anti-troll eugenics policy, and tried to bring Kanaya on board - and got told to fuck off for it. Our two good lesbians agree that, if Karkat were president (and Dave running the economy), things might have worked out ok...

We are briefly introduced to a new character, a jadeblood troll called Swifer Eggmop. Her character archetype, we are directly told, is ‘1920s newsboy’.

We bear witness to an egg hatching (in prose, anyway). This particular baby grub out closely resembling Vriska... which Kanaya says is because she comes from a slurry based on the original 12 trolls. Rose notes this would make Vriska the troll’s Ancestor, which raises an interesting question of whether Ancestors still exist as a social concept on Earth C. Anyway, Kanaya wants to adopt baby Vriska, which can only be a fantastic idea...

KANAYA: There Are Two Things Of Which I Have No Doubt

KANAYA: That You And I Are Going To Be Happy For The Rest Of Our Lives

KANAYA: And That We Are Never Ever Going To See Vriska Again

I think we can safely assume that neither of those things are true. The emphasis on ‘happiness forever’, voiced by multiple characters, is interesting... also the turn towards reproduction.

I went to uni with people who have kids now. Heck I have friends who have a child (who they are trying to spare from gender)... but for most of my social circle, which is to say almost entirely 20-to-30-something trans women, even the idea of adopting is incomprehensible? It’s somehow weird to think of ‘wanting kids’ as the narrative of 20-something year olds...

Kanaya is right. Vriska is dead, and despite everything, she died a hero. Vriska was a complicated figure of contrasting extremes; her heroic actions were matched in scale only by her monstrous ones, and since no one had actually witnessed her end, it was impossible to say which side the pendulum swung and judged her death—Heroic or Just.

It would be a fitting memorial for her and Kanaya to raise a version of Vriska who would be given every chance to make good on her noble characteristics. A true, symbolic redemption arc. Something about the thought appeals to Rose’s taste for the dramatic flourish. It would be proof that this was all worth it in the end: the destruction of multiple universes, the death of Kanaya’s friends, the circuitous rites of suffering experienced by the nearly infinite splintered versions of every being to inhabit Paradox Space...  

Once again, the notion of a ‘redemption arc’ enters the narrative explicitly, directly echoing fandom discussion. Unlike Gamzee, this is studiously neutral on the Vriska Question: steering exactly between ‘Vriska did nothing wrong’, nor ‘Vriska is a monster’. Regardless... I think it’s probably safe to say that everyone’s prophecies are wrong and we haven’t seen the last of the ‘true’ Vriska.

chapter 9

More of Jade trying very hard to ship her friends, to the discomfort of everyone involved. Jade kisses Karkat, and Karkat explicitly names what she’s doing as sexual assault, a violation of boundaries and consent - Jade attempts to convince him that no, it was really Dave who kissed him!

This prompts a long monologue from Dave in which it’s obvious that he has put some thought into kissing Karkat. Point seems to be: they sure are into each other but Jade’s intervention is not at all welcome. At least I hope that’s the point. I would prefer not to see Jade vindicated by the narrative.

Anyway, other things of cultural note: grub spaghetti is apparently still eaten on Earth C. I always thought it was implied that ‘grubs’ in Troll food were like, actual troll babies, but maybe they’re just ordinary (for certain values thereof...) bugs bc I don’t think Kanaya would stand for that.

chapter 10

The ‘Jane running for president’ subplot has largely disappeared, because what we’re really here for is... shipping! This time, a John/Roxy chapter. I think they call it Roxygen or something? Terezi explains the ‘pair the spares’ logic of the ship (dequirkified):

TEREZI: Um, yeah John.

TEREZI: We are not idiots. We can all do the math on this.

TEREZI:  It’s not like you were going to fuck your human mom or human sister.

TEREZI: And you are “not a homosexual,” which takes Strider dick out of the equation.

TEREZI: And Kanaya is the only girl troll left, and she lesbian married one of the two remaining eligible human females.

TEREZI: Oh and Jake is a double threat. A human dad with a human dick!

TEREZI: So by a process of elimination, of *course* you were going to “fall in love” with Roxy.

Equation of ‘dick’ with ‘male’ there terezi but whatever... (god is this fic going to get into the question of what a ‘nook’ and a ‘bulge’ is...)

(lol i’m calling it a fic...)

Anyway, my position on this one is: Roxy/Calliope was a fine ship worth upholding, and I do not see any reason why anyone would be into John. Though I may be biased on that front.

Terezi also brings up the Calliope question. John is trepidatious on that front.

There’s an interesting line from Roxy here, when John tries to assure her she doesn’t have to wear makeup:

ROXY: john...

ROXY: do u ever think about like

ROXY: gender???

JOHN: ???

JOHN: uh. not really, i guess?

JOHN: but i don’t think girls should feel like they HAVE to wear makeup just because they’re girls.

ROXY: lol

ROXY: thats not what im getting at

JOHN: what do you mean then?

JOHN: are you, like...

ROXY: like what

This is where I’m conscious of the ‘trans character’ tag on this one.

They talk about adulthood, as a performance that they do not feel ‘ready’ for. At that point Dave shows up, clearly aflustered after Jade’s intervention:

DAVE: anyone can be a dude if they really want thats part of the beauty of living in this brand new world with none of the baggage our old world had like gender and sexuality and relationships only involving a very specific number of people

chapter 11

So yeah now to pick up the torch on Dave starting to understand he’s gay. here for this

DAVE: theres a metric fucking ton of shit about to come down on me because i dragged my heels on doing some serious self reflection

JOHN: is this just some more stuff about...

JOHN: being gay?

DAVE: maybe yeah

DAVE: ok definitely yeah

DAVE: its 110% about being gay

JOHN: i thought you’d already worked all that stuff out?

DAVE: turns out it takes a long time to figure out your sexuality after a childhood filled with repression and abuse

nice to see it named as such i guess

the dialogue in the last couple of chapters has been really good. i’m getting properly drawn into this, the characters feel extremely well-realised. threads which were long latent are finally being made explicit.

Dave is struggling with very abrupt self-realisation: he definitely has feelings for Karkat, he has complicated feelings for Jade, but the ‘simple’ solution of just entering a non-mono relationship both is not feeling ‘right’ to him. John isn’t really able to help... he’s gonna talk to Dirk.

This chapter does a lot, I really like it, but at the same time I’ve not got a tremendous amount to add to it.

chapter 12

in our latest chapter of ‘homestuck but they fuck now’, Jake and Jane did that - while up on various substances, including at least alcohol and the trickster lollipop. Jake is having second thoughts but when he tries to back out, Jane looks sad, so he decides to go for it. This can only end well.

Also damn I guess someone on the team thought ‘what would it be like to fuck while high on the trickster lollipop’ so uh, that’s a thing now.

chapter 13

Back to the Strider boys. There’s a heavy intro...

Dave and Dirk don’t talk that much about the heavy stuff. They don’t need to. Dave can hear his brother’s voice in his head.

Not, like, literally. That would be insane. But Dave knows what his bro is like. Dirk, or a version of him, instilled in Dave a way of living and thinking that would, for better or worse, persist far beyond the first thirteen years of his upbringing.

Yeah huh.

Can’t believe Rose and Kanaya have the dubious honour of being the most ‘together’ characters in this.

Anyway in this case Dave still feels like he needs to talk to Dirk - who we know has gone awol, for some mysterious reason. He meets... Gamzee, who says some religious clown stuff, and offers Dave a redemption arc (really running this joke into the ground huh), but Dave brushes him off. Then he finds a fembot that Dirk was working on, with a note.

We don’t get to read the note yet. I would guess that’s the end of epilogue 2.

Sure enough it is.

Epilogue 2, taken as a whole

I quite enjoyed this, Gamzee sections notwithstanding. The prose is tight, the dialogue is hitting its flow, and a lot of relationships that were left vague in Homestuck proper are finally being given time to develop.

Obviously it’s kind of risky bringing in explicitly sexual themes, but I think they approach them in the ‘right’ way: focusing on the emotional meaning of relationships that now might - now we’re dealing with 23-year-olds - include sex, rather than just porn lol. It does slightly strain credibility that, in all their time on Earth C, none of them have made any meaningful friendships or relationships outside the core group of 8 kids and a handful of surviving trolls, but I can also understand the desire to focus on the already-developed characters. That’s a common problem for ‘endgame’ ships: in truth dating exclusively within a tiny friendship group is probably a recipe for disaster, but in fiction it makes a work manageable.

I am enjoying just how gay Homestuck has gotten. If Homestuck is the comic for Very Online kids who were around 13 in 2009 when the comic began, it’s somewhat fitting, because our cohort has, at least to a degree, done the same thing lol. Of course, that’s shaped by my personal experience of like, transitioning and moving to a friendship group that’s like 99% trans lesbians and bi women, but I suspect statistics would bear out the idea that more and more people are comfortable identifying ourselves as not-straight in some way. I could be wrong about that though lol.

Of course, it’s too much to hope that this trend - insofar as it exists! - is like, the beginning of the end for Gender as a system of social relations, violent exploitation and coercion - especially since periods of ‘more acceptance’ often seem to precede violent repression (c.f. Weimar Germany and then, the nazis; the period just before the AIDS crisis; much earlier, the construction of colonial/modern gender in the first place on the bones of less rigid gender systems...)

Anyway, let’s see what’s happened to old Dirk. I’m still wondering who the “trans character” is going to be, and how they’re going to handle that. It’s going to be tough to match fic like @rememberwhenyoutried‘s An Earth-Shattering Confession, but we shall see.

[likeawildthing]

Saving Kittens Thing

Bleeding heart James Potter does his level best to save seven cats from a terrible fate, but Lily Evans, his heartless monster fiancée, tries to thwart him at every turn.

ao3

week one.

Lily Evans to James Potter: no

James Potter: i haven’t asked a question.

Lily Potter: and yet

James Potter: but how did u know???

Lily Potter: your 762 cat pictures uploaded to the cloud james

James Potter: right.

James Potter: it’s just, hes been hanging around the office for the last two weeks…

Lily Evans: you don’t even like cats??

James Potter: but he likes me. 

Lily Evans: ...

James Potter: maybe I never liked them bc they were all assholes?

James Potter: chicken or egg, u know?

Lily Evans: amazing

Lily Evans: see u in a few

Lily Evans: no to cat. yes to takeout for stressing me out

James Potter: ur stressed? im marrying an unsupportive woman in 7 weeks??

Lily Evans: *kiss emoji* eggrolls.

James Potter: yes maam

James Potter to Lily Evans: but look at how CUTE he is

Lily Evans: no

James Potter: he likes milk

Lily Evans: impeachment song voice: no. no. no. no. no. nono. nononono.

James Potter: killjoy! 

Lily Evans: remember the squirrel

James Potter: that was one. time.

Lily Evans: and yet, i have veto power

James Potter: will u always have veto power? like for the next sixty five years?

Lily Evans: sixty four. you’re taking a year off my life.

James Potter: it wasn’t /that bad

Lily Evans: we had to call professionals in??? almost got kicked out??? our lease specifically and unequivocally forbids pets of any kind???

James Potter: technicality, yes, but as mum owns the building, pretty sure i could sway her w/ wedding leverage

Lily Evans: we are NOT having swans, geese, ducks, or other fowl at our wedding. so no leverage for u.

James Potter: killjoy!!!!!

week two.

James Potter to Lily Evans: he is a SHE

Lily Evans: …?

James Potter: THE CAT

Lily Evans: how do u

Lily Evans: nvnmd

James Potter: check ur snaps!!!

Lily Evans to James Potter: when u get home we need to talk abt appropriate things to snapchat.

Lily Evans: random example i’m pulling out of my arse: cats giving birth? 

Lily Evans: not appropriate!!

Lily Evans: also, are u under the bushes in front of your work?

James Potter: ITS JUST LIKE 101 DALMATIONS

James Potter: except cats!

James Potter: and six of them.

James Potter: seven including boots.

Lily Evans: boots?

James Potter: have u seen HER feet? boots.

James Potter: the Miracle of Life. 

James Potter: im transformed.

James Potter: i think i’m rethinking my position on kids                                    

Lily Evans: oh boy

Lily Evans to James Potter: babe. ur going to get fired for sending too many snapchats on work hours.

James Potter: my dad is the boss?

Lily Evans: he asked me to text sense into u. or to bribe u.

James Potter: rude.

James Potter: ...what kind of bribery

Lily Evans: not that kind

James Potter: just checking

week three.

James Potter to Lily Evans: ohmygodacrowtriedtokillmykittens

Lily Evans: 1. not ur kittens

Lily Evans: 2. crows are highly intelligent. i wouldn’t mess w/ it???

Lily Evans: prefer to marry u in one piece if possible

James Potter: whose side are u on??

Lily Evans: common sense

James Potter: do u know me at all???

Lily Evans to James Potter: was it u or my other fiancé who maxed out my library card limit

James Potter: yes. and mine. research for a work thing.

Lily Evans: How To Care For Feral Kittens. Protecting Your Wild Cat From Predators. Three Failsafe Methods for Domesticating A Feral Cat. Chicken Coop Construction. And like sixty kids books about cats??

Lily Evans: ??????????????????

James Potter: this IS technically a work thing, since its at work. 

Lily Evans: stretch, much? 

Lily Evans: cant believe remus let u check out 150 books.

James Potter: he is a Good, Supportive friend. and i have a LOT of free time this month. dad didnt want to stress me out. research is important, which you know! sixty kids books are to Read to the Kittens. good for development.

Lily Evans: ur dad took u off all projects bc he thought you’d be distracted w/ getting married.

James Potter: well im hyper-focused on this instead.

James Potter: and i can be! because we’re mostly done w/ planning, thanks to my gorgeous, intelligent, super efficient, soon-to-be wife. 

James Potter: and i love you.

Lily Evans: nice, but take a book back so i can rent mine. 

James Potter: im going to suggest you buy it on kindle, b/c its 2017??

Lily Evans: it’s the principle. reading is cathartic and an escape from my Many Stresses.

James Potter: gotta go. sirius just walked in w/ a work thing.

Lily Evans: well

week four.

Lily Evans to James Potter: pete told me ur trying to corral the cats into a paper box???

James Potter: traitor! did PETE ALSO TELL U its now crows, plural, and theyre trying to bait Boots out so they can get the kittens?

Lily Evans: he said that’s your story, yes

James Potter: it happened!

James Potter: and so i have to do this, for their safety and well-being.

James Potter: dad wouldn’t let me build a protective structure, so—

James Potter: im just—

Lily Evans: no.

James Potter: listenimgoingtobringthemallhome

James Potter: JUST until we can get them to a shelter 

Lily Evans: NO. james. u cant be the cat savior of the world??

James Potter: true, but i can be the cat savior of potter, inc.??

James Potter: or at least a foster cat dad.

Lily Evans: James. No. We both work 50 hour weeks and we are about to get married and we are about to go on honeymoon?????

James Potter: LILY. they need me. I need to save them.

Lily Evans: oh, babe. ur mom told me about the ducks.

James Potter: the ducks?

Lily Evans: when you were seven.

Lily Evans: is that what this is all about????

James Potter: sure?

James Potter: i mean…must be? i didn’t put two and two together, you know? but yeah. those ducks are, like, weighing really heavily on my…subconscious.

James Potter: i think if could all be resolved if u just give me like, 3 days

Lily Evans: 1

James Potter: 2

Lily Evans: deal

Lily Evans to James Potter: I saw ur ‘home sweet home’ Instagram btw

James Potter: stalker. come downstairs and see them.

Lily Evans: what took u four hours to get home?

James Potter: stopped by the vet to check them out. all looking great!

James Potter: and flea meds

James Potter: and vaccinations for boots

James Potter: aaaand the pet store to get a few necessities

Lily Evans to James Potter: sirius said he’d disown you if you adopted seven cats

James Potter: liar.

Lily Evans: worth a try

Lily Evans to James Potter: six matching kitten sweaters is NOT a necessity

James Potter: disagree

Lily Evans: three hundred pounds???

James Potter: will be much easier to rehome them w/ the proper supplies

Lily Evans: unbelievable.

James Potter: actually got some great deals, believe it or not.

James Potter: she was SO GOOD today. boots. she did not scratch me once and she put flea meds on her and shes all groomed and pretty.

James Potter: and LILY.

James Potter: come down and see them??? they need to meet their grandmum or theyll think you dont love them

Lily Evans: im allergic to cats?? and im not yet 22?

James Potter: u aren’t really allergic. and ur 104 in cat years.

Lily Evans: wow. im going to give u space tonight. the Sofa is yours.

Lily Evans: don’t get too cozy w/ them, potter.

James Potter: I think we know its too late for that, evans.

Lily Evans: veto. power.

James Potter to Lily Evans: ur really not coming down???

Lily Evans: one of us has to stay reasonable.

Lily Evans to James Potter: james. u cant just send me vids of drunk girls w/ a box of kittens

James Potter: can. did. will continue to.

James Potter: left ur fave wine on the stairs. drink some and come meet them??

James Potter: u could be the next youtube sensation.

Lily Evans: pass

Lily Evans: 39 hrs, btw.

James Potter to Lily Evans: did u order takeout just for u??? and are u home?? u didn’t go to work??

Lily Evans: working from home, yes. can u deliver to our room?

James Potter: why don’t u…come down and get it yourself.

Lily Evans: ill starve

James Potter: im coming

Lily Evans: 22 hrs 

James Potter: about that.

Lily Evans: james fleamont potter

James Potter: lil. im sorry. like i am in that we made a deal and I have to break it.

Lily Evans: JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER

James Potter: but im not in that im not sending them on the streets. i called ALL the shelters and they were all full! except for the no kill, which i wont do and neither will u, because im not marrying a heartless monster.

James Potter: and so were the cat fosters! apparently its peak cat shagging season or something???

James Potter: anyway i didn’t know and i did try and i AM sorry

Lily Evans: its ok.

James Potter: it is???

Lily Evans: well…I AM A REASONABLE PERSON but i am NOT heartless. we still cant keep them forever though!! i mean it!!!

Lily Evans: we can keep them until they’re ready to be rehomed tho. except they MUST be gone b4 the wedding.

James Potter: can we keep any of them???

Lily Evans: did u reread the lease?

James Potter: yes. they were very thorough, unfortunately. covered every loophole.

Lily Evans: two decades of being ur parents have trained them well

James Potter: come downstairs?????

Lily Evans: i have to stay strong

Lily Evans: ill bribe you to come upstairs tho

James Potter: ...what kind of bribery

Lily Evans: ;)

week five.

James Potter to Lily Evans: soooo....we have a responsible foster mum from the agency coming to look at my babies tonight

Lily Evans: Good. im tired of living upstairs and I Miss u

James Potter to Lily Evans: can u come home to work this afternoon???

Lily Evans: to clean? how messy have you been keeping it downstairs?

James Potter: pls. I’m the clean one of this power couple!!!!

Lily Evans: tru

James Potter: its about work. apparently im setting a bad example for taking 9 days for paternity leave when i’m about to go on honeymoon? and they need me for a presentation.

James Potter: point is. I HAVE to go back whether we (the cats, me) are ready or not.

Lily Evans: there’s a lot i could say to that babe, but i’ll refrain because I Love You.

Lily Evans: wont they be fine w/out you? or me? i’ve made it this far w/out meeting them.

James Potter: no! they need constant supervision. they’re actually quite the handful. who knew!

Lily Evans: omg

James Potter: Tabitha is due for her antibiotics dose at 3

Lily Evans: 1. uve named them. b. they’re on drugs???

James Potter: just Tabs. responsible fostering!!!

James Potter: we should really keep them until they’re old enough to be spayed and neutered, but I wont let them to go an irresponsible pet owner.

Lily Evans: god forbid

Lily Evans: OMYGOD u cannot just send me pictures of a baby kitten next to her antibiotics jar/??

James Potter: can and did

Lily Evans: if i fall in love w/ them, im never forgiving u

James Potter: thx babe. ill make it up to u.

Lily Evans: so many sexual favors, potter

James Potter: *wink emoji* *cat emoji*

Lily Evans: ew. bad combo

James Potter: yea

Lily Evans to James Potter: FUCK

Lily Evans: f.u.c.k.

James Potter: what happened?????

Lily Evans: FUCKKKKKKKKKK

James Potter: ARE THEY OKAY????

James Potter: also, are you ok

Lily Evans: they are fine. Just. Fine.

Lily Evans: I am not tho

James Potter: are u really allergic???

Lily Evans: only to common sense

James Potter: u fell in love, didn’t u

Lily Evans: NO

Lily Evans to James Potter: damn it. damn u. damn them, too.

Lily Evans: except not really

James Potter: it’s okay

Lily Evans: sorry for my derision and cynicism

Lily Evans: this wld only be better if i were drunk

James Potter: i guess you’ll never be internet famous babe

Lily Evans to James Potter: did u name the others???

James Potter: i left brown one. striped one. and w/ the heart on the nose for you

Lily Evans: yes i could tell because you MADE THEM COLLARS

James Potter: the one w/ the heart on the nose though

Lily Evans: SHE IS MY FAVORITE I LOVE HER

James Potter: can u really bear to part her from her siblings and mum???

Lily Evans: im not a Monster. of course not!

Lily Evans: but we’ll need a nanny???

Lily Evans: and a bigger flat.

James Potter: mum is thrilled actually. about grand-mumming it. not the flat.

James Potter: bad news: meant to tell u btw, she is ABSOLUTELY kicking us out.

James Potter: good news: may have a few house showings scheduled for us for next week, so

Lily Evans: did u knew this was going to happen to me???

James Potter: *kiss emoji*

Lily Evans: did u really even have a meeting at work???

James Potter: you’ll never know. give the babies a kiss me for me. ill grab takeout & be home soon.

[hyunjins-bebe-blog]

Primadonna Girl - K.W.J. AU

You were a model reaching the peak of your career, when your darling daddy just announced that you’re getting married to Kim Woojin, the heir of his best friend’s company.

Genre: Businessman!AU/Fluff/Some light Angst

Pairing: Woojin x Female Reader

A/N: this is the last chapter guys!!! I’ so incredibly proud of myself,,, i finally finished a freaking story!!! I have so many drafts on my laptop, and i just never seemed to finish any of them, they’re all just one page long, but i never continued. Thank u for ur support in this little thingy that i’ve written, i hope you’ll like the epilogue!!! And the next series i’ll release ((((((; i’ll tell y’all who it’ll be after the next upload. Love y’all! Enjoy this hehehe mwa

Word Count:  1441

Chapter 10/10

You and Woojin were now at the hotel, tired after a long time in the airport, waiting for your flight. The only exciting thing was that both of you were in first class, because of your guys’ status.

You were currently lounging on the hotel bed, reading a brochure from the company you were about to work with. Woojin was at the terrace the room came with, looking over the view of the temple in the distance. It was four in the afternoon, and the sun was close to setting. Your shoot was scheduled at five thirty, and you were weighing the probability of you being late. Mark was scheduled to arrive at the hotel thirty minutes later, failing to catch the same flight with you.

You get up and head to the bathroom, deciding on taking a bath for your skin to get refreshed. It was only twenty minutes and you were falling asleep, when someone knocked on the door. You wake up, attempting to sit up. The bath was full enough to cover your chest, but apparently, it wasn’t enough for Woojin to not freak out.

He poked his head in, eyes widening when he realized you were kind of naked. “What the hell, why are you naked!” he shouted, closing his eyes and leaning on the door. Your muffled voice from the inside shouted about what kind of person you were to bathe with clothes on.

He shook his head, “Anyways, Mark is here, and a manager told me to tell you to be on standby, you’re leaving in twenty minutes.”

With that remark, you rush to get ready, realizing you left your dress (really, all you owned were dresses since putting on two articles of clothing took way too much energy) on the bed. So you just suck it up and put on your underwear, leaving the bathroom with a towel on.

Unsurprisingly, Woojin shrieked again, complaining that you’re breaking the first rule. You roll your eyes and slip on the orange romper, slipping on your sandals before going to Mark’s room.

“Knock knock,” you say, peeking inside the room to see your trusty make up assistant eating an overpriced hamburger he ordered off of room service. His eyes widen as he sees you, making a noise as a greeting as you let yourself in, looking at what the television was playing.

“So, I heard you’re getting married,” he says, putting the meat sandwich down and wiping off the grease surrounding his lips.

You roll your eyes, “Oh Tuan, if you actually put your good looks to use and woo someone, I’m sure you’d win someone over.” You settled on your make-up chair, which he insisted on carrying over to every shoot, just for you guys to be aesthetic. He actually gifted it to you on your sixteenth birthday, and the first time you get paid for something, you bought these pouches that hold makeup to hang at the side of the chair, as well as this fancy black suitcase for all the makeup samples he gets.

Mark rolls his eyes, although four years older than you, you guys acted like best friends since he was there for you from the very beginning. As he gets started on your face, you remember the time when he was still a beginner, experimenting on your face and laughing when you get a pimple from an irritating foundation he put on you.

“Hey,” you begin to say as he puts on eye shadow on you.

He mumbles a ‘what’, concentrating on blending the pigments on your lid.

“Can you be like, walk me down the aisle.” He stops and reels back, looking at you weirdly. You blink open and see him judging you, and you begin to whine.

“Come on! You’re like, my best friend, and yeah i know what you’re gonna say, but you’ve been there for me longer than my dad has been, and you know...” you trail off, failing to make up more excuses. Sure it would be controversial for your dad not to walk you down the aisle, but he didn’t deserve it.

He thinks about it for a moment, before smiling at you fondly. “Fine, I’ll walk you.” He ruffles your hair, making you whine some more.

After finishing your look, the two of you head down to the hotel lobby, meeting up with the manager for her to take you to the venue.

...

The shoot was successful, the photographer taking advantage of the golden hour. The diamonds you wore on your ears shined, along with the highlight on your cheekbones. The bridge you shot in overlooked the ocean, making the scene look so magical, and you were thankful that you were allowed to shoot there. Honestly? You looked bomb af.

You looked like you were dipped in honey, and you were being praised by the different personnel, claiming that after this was published, you would rise to even more success. You were feeling so happy, and you just got even happier when you spotted Woojin.

It was already night time, and the staff allowed you two to take a stroll while they packed up equipment. You were both walking around, swinging your hands back and forth. You ended up back at the bridge, and most of the equipment was cleared. They were now trying to shove them back into the van, playing a dangerous game of tetris.

You enjoyed the night breeze, laying your head on Woojin’s shoulder, his arm snaking around your waist.

“Hey,” he whispered, looking out into the blue.

“Hey.” You whispered back, the wind and the sound of the waves crashing over rocks almost drowning out your voice.

Suddenly, Woojin turns to you. “You did great earlier.”

You smirked, loving the compliment. “I know, you really should be thankful that you’re marrying me. I mean, when will you ever get the chance to spend you whole entire life with someone as gorgeous as me?” Sure you were over confident, but Woojin would have to deal with that, he was stuck with you, after all.

His eyes never leaved yours. “Yeah, you’re probably the most gorgeous person I’ve ever met. Sure you’re a bit bitchy, but we can always work on that,” he chuckled at your expression. “I’m so lucky to have you in my life. These past days have been so much fun, and believe me when I say my life is boring. It’s always work, work, work, and you’ve showed me so much emotion that my black and white world got corrupted with color. I know that with all these going on, I haven’t had the time to properly propose to you, but while you were out here flaunting, I’ve stumbled upon this little antique shop and got you a little something.”

You were speechless. It didn’t cross your mind that you didn’t have an engagement ring, or the fact that Woojin hasn’t proposed to you yet.

He took out a little pouch from his pocket, fumbling over the strings. “I hope you like it. I know it isn’t as fancy and as shiny as all the other rings you’ve worn in your lifetime, but it’s pretty cool, if I do say so myself.”

You laughed as he opened the brown bag, revealing a white gold band with an oval cut diamond right at the center of it. Your eyes widened, realizing how expensive this is, and the fact that it was old...

You let out a tiny little gasp as Woojin got down on one knee. You could hear other gasps too, most likely the crew you worked with.

“So, let’s make this simple, will you make me the happiest man alive, fill my world with color, let me tame you,” at this point you were laughing, full on knowing that those are your father’s words, ��Will you marry me? Please?”

His eyes were shining, solely focused on you. You can’t help but let a tear fall as you nod, letting him slip on the ring. It fit perfectly, like it was made to be yours.

“I got a little help from the staff, they let me get your ring size.” Woojin chuckled as he stood up, trapping you in his embrace.

Claps and hollers were heard from far away, and the two of you turn to see Mark jumping up and down wildly, shouting “That’s the girl y’all called arrogant! Look at her now with the man of your dreams!”

You both laughed, looking back at each other, sharing your first kiss. He leaned his forehead onto yours, smiling brightly.

“I could get used to this.”

Epilogue

Masterlist

[swearronchanel]

I rewatched 5.09 aka The 2016 Christmas Special

I officially have done nothing productive all day. I did finish rewatching The Nanny though if that counts 😂😂 I forgot how much it made me laugh. Anyway I’m randomly in the mood to watch the 2016 Christmas special so why not post? Btw this will be long af  this IS incredibly long but I just had so many thoughts ya’ know?

Ah I’m excited again, this was such a great special don’t @ me

The Turners! ANGELA’S LITTLE NURSE UNIFORM 😭💕 SO PRECIOUS

SHELAGH LOOKING LIKE A BABE😍

TRIXIE looking a babe 😍 she assisted in the cesarean.. later she’ll do it herself ahh

I want to have Christmas dinner at Nonnatus aww

“To absent friends"💔 my freaking heart breaks, sister MJ’s face! ugh she misses sister Evangelina. But don’t we all?

More cute Angela not talking as usual (still waiting for a word)

I want Trixie’s Christmas outfit, I want all her clothes though 😍

WE OUT TO SOUTH AFRICA

# LETS GET IT 1962

rip to sister felicity tho

More Shelagh being flawless, like yes Laura Main is so gorgeous don’t sleep on it

”God moves in a mysterious manner" lol shelagh I just love u don’t ever change

“Our own son had polio once” yes use guilt to make your point & get ur way

take notes people

“What you did I did, where you go I go..” excuse me while my heart fucking melts 😭😭

I remember watching this Christmas Day & my mom and I did the same sigh and “aww” expression at that line

She loves the show and is going to be shook when she watches series 6 lol

Also like Shelagh’s dress is so cute I’m here for it

Lmaoo I was wondering for so long beforehand why tf they brought Fred?? They Need those engineering skills apparently  

CMON BABY DO THE LOCOMOTION 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼

Yess the music is lit

Trixie’s turquoise dress 👌🏻👌🏻 I want it

Tims leg braces! I actually noticed them and was lowkey proud because I rarely notice shit in the background

More Shelagh being adorable, as always

Get those vaccinations💉💉 f*ck shots though lmao I hate them

What is Patrick whispering to Shelagh? 👀👀

That’s almost right up there with what in the actual fuck did he write in those letters to get her to ditch the habit and wimple 😉😏😉 NO BUT FOR REAL WHAT DID HE SAY? We’ll never know *sigh*

I’m here for everything Trixie wears lets be real

LOL SISTER JULIENNE BASICALLY TELLING BABS SHE CANT BE FOOLING AROUND WITH HER MAN OVERSEAS

don’t even argue that she’s making a big deal with any of that “he’s a vicar, she’s a vicar’s daughter, they don’t believe in premarital sex” either cause they were making out in public before and he was grabbing her ass in a CONVENT Lmaooo (good for him he’s not letting god stop him😂) jk I’m going to hell for all the jokes I’ve made through out this show anyway

I feel though, so im letting them live

But still the married couple barely touch each other 😂 so I’m a little salty *pretend there’s a salt shaker emoji* Fu*k it though

Also Patsy and Delia have been together for a while and haven’t kissed either as far as I remember

BEATRIX FRANKLIN SLAYING AS ALWAYS 😍😍 love her coat and glasses and everything she is

And yikes that swimsuit babs lol

There’s Patsy! With the horrible horrible wig :/

Sister MJ with the Christmas cake 😭😭 aye bendito she just wants to share it

How rich with alcohol is it sister? Pass it over

By guys🙋🏼 we out this Bitch ✈️🚢

The music makes me so happy 😭❣️

“Look at you Barbara! brussel sprout green” Lmaoo ew I hate Brussel sprouts and also throwing up in general😂 sorry babs you’re gross rn

Legit I have not thrown up since I was like 8, I refuse to let myself 😭😂and 3 semesters in to university and lots of parties and drinks I’ve never actually thrown up (been pretty close though haha) *knocks on wood so I don’t jinx it*

I love Phyllis. Have I said that yet??

“..do you have anything to stop my mascara from running” lol I am Trixie

but was there no waterproof mascara yet?

uh oh here comes the asshole sergeant (I think it’s the same guy as later on?), and Tom is so reasonable lol

 Shelagh’s hat with the flowers lol, but yes her cute summer dress love it, glad she only took one cardigan 😂

Lol when the sergeant tells Trixie don’t smile 😂😂

yes Dr Myra pulled up, I thought she was kinda bitchy at first and still kinda do but she’s tough and badass so I’m here for it

“I can see the caption now, English Roses dash African Skies exclamation mark!” .. “this is a new camera” LOL AGAIN PHYLLIS IS A GEM I LOVE HER SHE’S SO FUNNY

And again Trixie’s dress, it’s so pretty I want it😭😭

And again I’m Trixie, talking about needing a face mask 😂

lol Babs you smell like grajo 😂

Phyllis sniffing her 😂 “you’ve had enough barley sugar and sympathy”

The spider 😂 I don’t like spiders so I relate lol & Barbara killing it and coming at Phyllis with the clapback “there’s venom on it and some backbone”

Why do I find the linen habits funny?

Aw Shelagh “it’s at times like this I wonder what would Sister Evangelina do” I’m so glad she brought her up

Rip sister E 😰

I feel like Patrick would still feel hot in that linen suit, like it’s still a suit lol? same with the nuns but like they have no other choice

Alright I’ll give Dr Myra that though asking about radium treatment was naive of Patrick

Fred is so funny though 😂 leaving his mark by shaving lol

Throwback to Shelagh’s og bri nylon nightgown’s first appearance 😉  

“What’s all this” LOL about to be the cause of this miraculous conception that’s what 😂

“It’s made of a new material called bri nylon..” Shelagh is so cute and genuinely wanting to explain 💕

Lol like cmon u know Patrick probably doesn’t give a fuck and is gonna take it off

Of course Trixie would be mad she didn’t get to set her hair

“That hat covers a multitude of sins” that’s legit one of my fav Barbara lines 😂😂

Shelagh is the only one who brought the belt to her uniform because she’s Shelagh & has to look calm, cool, collected and professional lol

Phyllis’s kink: rolodex systems 📇

lol I really do like Dr Myra, making Patrick feel dumb and I don’t care

“..and they live in a society that is gradually stripping them of any dignity or freedoms they ever had..” again I like Dr Myra a lot. I didn’t really think she had a white savior complex as some people thought because she wasn’t trying to change anything just to help. She even says later on she does it for their need not her beliefs

Proud of Babs for learning xhosa phrases 

Just watching this man run makes me tired & he has like tb right? yup

LOL PHYLLIS IS LIKE DO I LOOK SCARED? kicking Fred out the drivers side 😂

“I’m all for persistence in the face of adversity” I loved this scene between Trixie and Roza 😭💕 too bad I didn’t know I was gonna end up sobbing later

Did the nurses and everyone know how bad Apartheid was?

“We have to bloom where we are planted” VANESSA REDGRAVE SAID A VARIATION OF THIS IN THE SERIES 2 CHRISTMAS SPECIAL WHEN MY BBY SHELAGH WAS GETTING READY BEFORE THE WEDDING I REMEMBER  

Damn tho Dr Myra didn’t have to yell at the lady :/

THE SCENERY THOUGH, I WANT TO GO TO SOUTH AFRICA

Phyllis learned some xhosa too and im not surprised, she does it all

“Do you have the means to protect this mother and myself” no, “Then I don’t wish to hear anymore about it” PHYLLIS IS HARDCORE SHE DOES NOT GIVE ANY SHITS I LOVE IT

Aw Tom watching babs with the baby

lol I’m not ready for them to have a kid so I hope they wait a series at least

“NURSE BUCKLE” im cryin laughing 😂 I need more of the Phyllis and Fred dynamic

She just had a baby IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE, YES THE MOTHERS ARE HEROINES

“Hells teeth” lol Patrick tried to make hells bells a thing but we know it can’t compare

Trixie serving another look, but whats new? But yes girl you watch those c-sections you’re up to the plate soon!

Haha she’s gonna teach Babs how to smoke

“They aren’t good for you, and the pair of you should know that” YES PHYLLIS WHY DOESNT TRIXIE KNOW OR CARE?

LOL SISTER WINIFRED we know you’re a red head

Idc, sister W used to smoke. I know it 😂 she was living it up before joining the order and lowkey while she’s been a nun, I just want to know her real name?

Of course Shelagh is worried about the lack of records but aye there’s the dress from 6.03 that magically fit even though her uniform didn’t 🙃?

“Typhoo, we brought it with us” YES I HAVE IT & I KNOW WHAT IT IS NOW & CAN RELATE

This scene with Roza & Constance & the nurses + sister W was so sweet I loved it 💕

“Why you should never be sorry, just be glad” 😭😭 there must be something in my eye that’s why it’s watery

Lol aw Trixie saying sister Winifred don’t go yet

Sister Winifred dancing 😂 go to compline

I lowkey have the sister Bernadette unhappy with being a nun vibes from sister Winifred except she’s never really unhappy? You get me? Like she’s annoyingly enthusiastic (in a cute way) most of the time but you can tell she wants to do thing nuns can’t do

“I just want to get it started so I can run him over”  DO IT FRED ILL GIVE U $5

“I’m here on a missionary basis, I’m trying not to think uncharitable thoughts” LOL DONT WORRY TOM, SHELAGH’s GOT YOU COVERED

“I’m perfectly happy to think them for you” and she pushes her glasses up 😂 I LOVE The sas. I love her. & then Patrick is like “that’s my girl” & it’s cute af

Dr Myra you’re in pain, I see you

LMAO SHE MAD THAT SISTER FELICITY DIED LIKE SHE MADE THE CHOICE?

“I don’t believe in any of that” how do you tell a nun you don’t believe in God lol?

CHURCH LIT 💃🏼👏🏼

SHELAGH & SISTER WINIFRED TRYING TO COPY THEIR DANCE IS THE CUTEST THING 😭

All of them in the back of the truck is  the second cutest thing 😭✨

I cherish the two seconds Shelagh and Trixie sat next to each other 😭 I just want them to be friends!! give me a cute scene between them pls, I won’t stop asking till I get one

yikes @ the water, STILL RELEVANT IN 2017! even in the US in flint

THE ELEPHANTS! ah love it. I want to go on an African safari 😭 guess I have to settle for the fake on in Disney’s Animal Kingdom.. it’s lit though I won’t lie

Mathias and Able 💔💔 and Patrick explaining “man to man”

“All medicine is good, usually” UGH THE THALIDOMIDE

No Dr Myra!!

It’s not liver cancer!! Ah now to wait till they realize

“There’s never no hope at all Patrick, it’s 1962” YES SHELAGH, THERE IS ALWAYS HOPE. ESPECIALLY CAUSE YOU’RE HAVING A FREAKING BABY, #LETSGETIT1962

Don’t worry Tom, leave it to the pros. Sister Julienne is gonna handle Mr Stark(e)?

SHELAGH WITH THE GOATS IM DEAD, why is she scared of goats but delivered fucking piglets in series 1? I’d be more scared of pigs?

Shelagh talking to sister MJ on the phone 😭💕 THEYRE BOTH PRECIOUS

fuck it’s Roza, brb im gonna cry now

😰😰💔💔 phantom pregnancy

Trixie hurting me more

beach time 🌞🌞

SHELAGH TURNER AKA SISTER BERNADETTE SERVING LOOKS ON THE BEACH. I’ve seen this 3 times and I’m still shook like The hat, the swimsuit, the sunglasses, I am d e a d once again😍😍 when will your fav ever??  She’s sunburnt and still killing it

LOL spicy sausage.. 

Phyllis in trousers >>

Also Phyllis had her camera where are the photos when they get back?

BEATRIX FRANKLIN SLAYING IN the black two piece and clubmasters AGAIN, when will your fav ever?

HOW DO I GET TO LOOK LIKE THAT? 😭😭😍😍

How am I so attached to Trixie and Shelagh’s characters like wtf?? Everything they do and say and wear, I’m just shook all the time. It’s not normal

Like Laura Main and Helen George could literally punch me in the face and I’d thank them

Why did Barbara get so mad on the beach with Tom? I feel the stress was real but damn

lol shoutout to everyone on Tumblr for pointing out that Shelagh and Patrick were being cute in the corner watching the sunset or whatever

I loved this scene between Tom and Trixie💕

MY BBY HAS COME SO FAR, SHE’S GROWN AND SHE IS THRIVING. LIKE SHE’S ABOUT TO PERFORM A DAMN C-SECTION 😭

also she looks so beautiful, I want to look like that ah😍

Shelagh with the picture of Tim and Angela 😭💔💔

THEN SHE TOOK IS TO THE HOSPITAL UGH, so glad that is over it was too much

“I knew that yearning once, I was lucky because it left me when we adopted our daughter..” UGH CRYIN AND NOW SHE’S HAVING A BABY ANYWAY

BUT I LOVED THIS SCENE AS WELL

Shelagh is understanding & not judgmental of Dr Myra and I just love seeing her nursing & well I love everything she does but I’m so glad she had such great screen time

FRED DOING THE HAND MOTIONS FOR WHAT TOM WAS SAYING LMAO

“Medicine isn’t about doing what’s easy, it’s about doing what’s essential” yes Patrick, we have come full circle

there’s always a moment when I watch ctm and I’m like “I should’ve tried to become a nurse” then I’m like LOL NAH. The nursing program is so intense at my university I wouldn’t pass it anyway 😂

my mother’s a nurse though, I’ll leave it to her. After watching this episode it reminded her of how she always wanted to do a mission trip or like nurses without boarders and was trying to tell my dad she still wants to go 😂

too bad I’ve ruined her plans because my university’s tuition is ungodly & I didn’t get one damn scholarship

“No anesthesia” DR MYRA IS NO JOKE, kick ass woman.

Patrick, Shelagh and Sister J aka the dream team

How did they fake this? So crazy

“When people have no love to live for, it’s so very easy to fill that void with hate” 💔💔 something is in my eye again😭

“ Look where we ended up” “WE HAVEN’T ENDED UP ANYWHERE..and I’m not going to say anything else because I’m afraid I may speak sharply and no matter how high the stakes you don’t deserve that” HELL YEA SHELAGH, I’m so proud.

Sister W casually trying to not look at the handsome but sweaty Tom

Oh shit Dr Myra’s down

CORRA SHELAGH

Shelagh holding the umbrella and laying in the back with Dr Myra >>

Now Constance’s going into labor

Mr Stark I know you think you have a reason to be an asshole but wtf she’s a nun? Like you don’t even feel slightly disrespectful?

“I know what is it to have nothing but a photograph or two..” UGH THAT EPISODE WITH SISTED J’S OLD BOYFRIEND KILLED ME

I love Sister Julienne, I hope we can see hear more of her past.

Lol pbs cut that scene of Babs singing but why?

“Then we have no choice. We have to operate ourselves.” YOU CAN DO IT TRIXIE

the first time watching this my anxiety was on 1000

Phyllis tying up Trixie’s gown up like they’re suiting up for battle

I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS AND IM STILL NERVOUS

THE BABY IS STUCK LIKE I WOULDVE FREAKED TF OUT

this is also why I won’t be a nurse or doctor lol, I’m always panicking

BABS PUSH THE BABY BACK UP

AYE GRACIAS DIOS, ALL IS WELL

“Well done Trixie, I couldn’t be more proud of you” 😭💕 me either

Yea I say you earned a cigarette

Better late than never to make amends I guess, but get that clean water going asap no rocky

The Turners are back 👏🏼

THE CAKE TIN 😭😭

& Able and Mathias 😭😭

Aw Tom proposing ☺️ I don’t really feel anything for them as a couple but this was a cute moment 😭

SHELAGH AND PATRICK GIVING TIM’S LEG BRACES TO MATHIAS AH MY HEART

And they got the water 😭

I LIED BEFORE EVERYONE JUMPING UNDER THE WATER PUMP IS THE CUTEST THING😭💕👏🏼✨

“Not all gifts come tied in ribbons, or at a special time of year. Some blessings surprise us arriving unlabeled and we embrace them in a blaze of joy” DAMN IT VANNESSA IM CRYIN THANKS (also now it seems like foreshadow for baby Turner)

Roza as secretary!! My heart again

I bet Trixie took over like a badass while Dr Myra was recovering

THE GOATS HAHA

PHYLLIS TAKING ALL THOSE PHOTO’S AT THE END IS THE GREATEST PART 😭💖 IM SO HAPPY AND MY HEART GROWS LIKE THE GRINCH EVERY TIME I WATCH THIS SHOW

LOL THE NUNS GOT PHOTOBOMBED BY A CHICKEN

AND CUE REDGRAVE

“But though they’d given their labor and their love, they also took and they learned and they went home wiser, enriched in ways they could not count”

The End 😭😭💕💕😰😰

Ugh I don’t care, that special was spectacular and I loved every minute.

[taeyangdyb]

Giving love a shot part 51

♡Jae’s views♡

Like that two years passed us by. Gray and Byul made their relationship public, they’re now engaged with a baby on the way, well the public doesn’t know about the whole baby part, she’s lucky her stomach doesn’t show a lot.

Mark is  dating my friend Nicole, the girl he walked with at my wedding. I guess he falls for her French accent, and big boobs. Yeah I approved. *sigh*

Joon my little play boy with the biggest heart fell in love… again, with the least he’s expected. She’s not rich or a spoil brat. She’s a school teacher, she’s smart and as long as he’s in love and, happy we’re all approve.(unless she hurts him, then she’ll be dead….im not kidding)

Eric: is dating a brazilian model, he can fianally have sex with the lights on, dimmed, or off whichever he prefer .

The thing that made the last 2 years, even more stressful is that, Ailee, Yori, and Jimin wanted to get married at the same year. It wasn’t big of a deal since they can afford it, but It was just mentally stressful and a lot of bridezila  happened.

My relationship with Jimin hasn’t been the same since the last time we had that argument two years back. Knowing how she feels about me, I get awkward and uncomfortable around her, we’re still friends I just… i don’t know keep a few distance.

Jay and I are as strong as ever. After all the struggles that we had at the beginning of our relationship we decided to live our marriage life to the fullest. We traveled to soo many places, and just live. No we do not have any kids. Not yet anyways.

*Thanksgiving Dinner*

We’re having Dinner at the Malone’s house. Of course I’m not ready..as always.

Jay: babe can we please go? I’m begging you.

Jae: I’m coming, I can’t find my necklace

Jay: you have like a million of these things, just wear one.

Jae: I’m looking for the one you got me for my last birthday.

Jay: you left it at your mom’s house

Jae: why?

Jay: I’m not sure I can answer that

Jae: can we drive drive by and get It?

Jay: baby we are late, please pick one….anyone.

Jae: but-

Jay: okay *walks in the room and picks a necklace for her, takes her coat and drags her to the car*

*in the car*

Jay: are your parents going to move here permanently or just Temporary?

Jae: temporary, as much as I want my dad to stay. He won’t because my mother and I don’t get along he doesn’t want her to cause trouble.

Jay: oh

30minutes later we made it.

*Jay’s views *

Simon: what was it this time?

Jay: She couldn’t find a necklace.

Simon: doesn’t she has a whole jewelry store in her dressing room?

Jay: bruh if we have to get somewhere I have to tell her it's  3hours earlier. So how’s married life going?

Loco: great on my part

Chacha: same

Jay: who would’ve thought that we would end up like this?

Gray: who would’ve thought that you would’ve gotten married first?

Jay: hey, I wasn’t that bad.

Simon: yea you were.

Gray: you were still horrible with Yuri, but Jaeha stumbled in our dressing room and Bam new leaf 

Simon: I think she changed all of us. are you guys planning on having kids?

Jay: actually we haven’t talk about that in a while. Who knows maybe next year. The thing is I don’t want to get her pregnant and not being there, I want to be there for the whole process. That means a break from performing. Which I won’t have any problem with if she does get pregnant.

I think Jaeha has a knack for finding trouble. We’re eating dinner and she comes out of nowhere.

Jae: so how far long are you guys?

Ailee: I’m not pregnant

Yori: me either

Jimin: not that I know of

Jae: oh, okay

After the dinner we chatted and then we left. As always the end of the year is always hectic with so many things to do. End of the year concerts, award shows, a lot of practices and traveling.

Jaeha herself has been also busy, she went back to the designing board. Working on her first solo fashion show, I don’t really sorry about her being alone, cause I know that she’s busy herself.

*at home*

Jay: you going to shower?

Jae: no, don’t feel like it

Jay: do you need anything downstairs?

Jae: no

Jay: are you sure?

Jae: yes

Jay: Babe?

Jae: I’m hungry

Jay: you see, wait we just ate?

Jae: baby that was 5 hours ago

Jay: it was actually 3hours

Jae: then why’d you asked?

Jay: so you wouldn’t wake me up when I’m sleeping.

We ended up in the kitchen, for one too many snacks.

*back on the bed*

Jay: babe?

Jae: mhhm

Jay: I was thinking

Jae: about

Jay: well you know we’ve been married for 2 years and don’t you think it’s time we should  start thinking about kids?

Jae: You want kids?

Jay: don’t You?

Jae: of course I do, I’ve been wanted one since last year

Jay: really? Why didn’t you tell me?

Jae: I thought you wanted to focus on your work and stuff

Jay: Jaejae, regardless of how much I love what I do, making sure you’re happy is my main priority, if having a kid will make you happy, then so be it.

Jae: okay, well how about when you finish with your current schedule we should-

Jay: why wait until then? We can start right now *starts making out*

*next morning*

As always she’s still knocked out. I’m still hoping for multiple children. Im not sure what kind of pregnancy things Jae’s gonna go through, but if she doesn’t want kids after the first one we can be set with the multiple.

Jae’s habit of huging the bed as become strange. Usually I would  wake up and have no space on the bed, but lately she stays on one side all night long. I strangely dont like it, I think I prefer her all over me or is it that I’m used to it?

Jae: good morning *rolls next to him*

Jay: it’s noon

Jae:  Oh

Jay:  What are you doing today?

Jae: staying home, eat, exercise and work.

Jay: what about your appointment?

Jae: What appointment?

Jay: the one you’ve been rescheduling for the past few weeks.

Jae:  I was busy

Jay: you’re not busy today

Jae: I’ll go next week

Jay: that’s what you’ve been saying all month long. I’m going to be away for the next couple of weeks, how will I know that you actually went.

Jae:  because when you come you’ll find the results that says everything is fine with me, and that it was a waste going to the hospital.

Jay: well I rather find that, than you not going.

Jae: what about your plans for today?

Jay: I have practice all day

Jae: oh

Jay: did you need anything?

Jae: no

Oh forgot to mention that Gajeel had puppies I think Jaeha  was pissed off. Because the dog was a Gajeel dogsiter’s dog. And yup the sitter got fired. I think that’s the first person Jae had personally fired, and it’s over a dog.

*that night*

Jay: how was your day?

Jae: Straight, I took Gajeel to the vet-

Jay: you can take your dog to the vet, but won’t take yourself to the hospital ?

Jae: her appointment was today, I couldn’t miss it

Jay: but you- *deep breath*

Jae: you should probably stop nagging you’ll get wrinkles

I am so done with her tonight.

*next day*

*sitting down on the couch*

Jay: babe what do you want for Christmas?

Jae: for you to not be away, but we know that can’t happen.

Jay: but ill make it for-

Jae: I know you’ll make it for the new year, *sigh*I know

That is sucks. 

The following days, we left for our tour. As always, leaving her with a heavy heart, it doesn’t matter how many time I go away, it’s always the same feelings.

*few days later*

Gray: you okay man?

Jay: I just want to go back home

Gray: Jaejae is fine

Jay: knowing how much she hates going to the hospital makes it worst.

A few days ago I got a call from my mom that Jaeha was sick, so now I’m just  ready to go home, but if I do go home she’s gonna be mad..

The rest of the days I do my best at every performance, but the I still had the thought of going back home. Just a few more days to go.

I think in the future, we’re gonna have to think about those holiday concert even though theyre sorta like a tradition, but unless my family’s coming, I don’t wanna miss any Christmas with my wife or kids.

Finally heading back home, I couldn’t be any more excited. Except the long ass hours on the plane.

*10hrs later*

We landed I had a car waiting for me, great.

Gray: hey Jay can you-

Jay: no no no I’m head straight home, I miss my wife,  I’m done working, I’m a husband at this point on I don’t know anything, I dont think what I’m saying even make sense.

Getting home went straight to our room there’s a big sign on the door that say “DO NOT WAKE ME UP PARK JAEBUM”

Jay:*smiling*

Walking in she was knocked out.

Jay: * moves her hair out of her face, kisses her forehead*

Looking over on my side I found a note.

Step 1: take a shower…

After taking a shower the step 2 shows up in the mirror “follow the arrows”

Ok how the heck did she do that?

I did exactly what the instructions said. That think lead me all the way to the back of rooms that we barely go to.

Looking at the logo on the “AOMG Jay Park’s Office”

She got me an office, not just any office, and office with a recording studio.

Sitting on my new desk I open the drawer. “Merry Christmas Babe, hope you like your present. You have an office at home so you wouldn’t use the I have to go to the office as an excuse to not babysit, …PS go back to the room for your last present ♡U Mrs.Park ”

Jay:*Can’t stop smiling*

*back in the room*

Jay:*lay down on his side looking at her*

Jae: take a picture it will last you longer

Jay:  you’re awake?

Jae:  how can we sleep when you’re staring so hard?

Jay: we? Is there someone else in here?

Jae: you didn’t get the hint?

Jay: hint for..?

Jae: clueless, can you go get me a water please

Wait am I missing something here? Woah woah woah. She said “we” instead of her, when it’s just the two of us in the room. The logo on the front of her shirt said “Bun in the oven” only pregnant women wears-

Jay: babe are you pregnant?

Jae:…

Jay: are you?

Jae:*reaches in her nightstand drawer and hands him the envelope with the results*

Jay: Jaejae? Jaeha? You’re going to have a baby?

Jae: We’re going to have a baby.

I couldn’t hepl but tearing up.

Jae: *hugs him* come on let’s get some sleep.

 Jay: how can I sleep at a time like this?

Jae: easy, just close your eyes for an hour. *turns off her light*

Jay: so how long as it’s been?

Jae: ask me in the morning

Jay: is it twins?

Jae:…

Jay: boys or girls?. I want boys, but I’m totally fine if they’re girls

Jae: Park Jaebum, if you’re not going to sleep please let me sleep.

Jay: okay fine

That night I couldn’t stop thinking us having a baby. While I’m imagining the fun stuff, I forget about how much of problems I’m gonna have with both Gajeel and Jaeha pregnant.

*sigh*

*next morning*

Waking up she’s getting ready.

Jae: good morning

Jay: hey, heading out?

Jae: yeah, I have a meeting.

Jay: so early in the morning?

Jae: I can’t be late

Jay: I thought we were  to talk?

Jae: we are

Jay: then why-

Jae: look I have plans, I have things to do okay. We will talk when I’m done okay. Your breakfast is ready

Jay: why are you getting mad at me?

Jae:*deep breath* I’ll see you later.

I know Jae has things to do. I’m aware of how busy she is, but I can’t help it.

*hour..hours..hours… later*

Still not home yet. It’s 5 PM and still not here…. I have not done anything all day. I can’t even call her cause she turned off her phone.

It’s scary how serious Jae she is when it comes to working. That CEO blood is running thick in her veins.

Jay:*phone rings* hello

Jae:  hey, are you busy?

Jay: no watching T.V., you?

Jae: omw home. I wanna go to the store, but I don’t really feel like it.

Jay: do you want something?

Jae: yeah, but I don’t know what. I was just going to walk around until I find something.

Jay: look just come home, later on we’ll go.

Jae: are you going to drive?

Jay: yes babe, just come home.

Jae: okay

Another 45minutes wait she finally get home.

♡Jae’s views ♡

Jae:  hey Mr. Park *sits on couch*

Jay: how was your day?

Jae: long *yawn* very long

Jay: wanna go rest up a bit?

Jae:  no, you said that you wanted to talk

Jay: that’s okay it can wait

After taking a shower, I went straight to the bed, wearing the towel.

Waking up 3hrs later, Jay on his laptop working sitting on the couch with a headphone on.

Jae:*gets up and go use the bathroom, and walks back to him*

Jay: you up? *takes his headphones off*

Jae: I’m up *sits next to him *

Jay: hungry?

Jae: no

Jay: you sure

Jae:  Yea

Jay: okay

Jae: *leans on his chest* it’s just a few weeks old

Jay: What?

Jae: The baby, it’s a few weeks old. I don’t know if it’s a boy, girl, or twin or more we have to wait for that.

Jay: how long?

Jae: I’m not really sure yet.

Jay: have you told anyone else?

Jae: no

Jay: not even your parents

Jae: *hugs him tighter* I missed you

Jay: I missed you to babe. *kisses her head*

Jae: What did you think about your presents?

Jay: I don’t know what to say? I didn’t even get you anything.😣

Jae: it’s not too late.

Jay: really? What do you want?

Jae: ice cream

Jay: When?

Jae: now

Jay: really? Okay let’s go

*in the car*

Jay: is your back okay? Should I bring a pillow?

Jae: Jay no, my back is fine. I do not need a pillow.

After getting my ice cream. We  just decided to drive around.

*phone rings*

Jae: DADDY!!

Dad: you’ll never stop doing that will You?

Jae: nope, how are you dad?

Dad: I’ve had better

Jae: are you okay?

Dad: just a bit depress, you mother is driving me crazy.

Jae: dad? You know you’re welcome here  right?

Dad: I know. You know your mother follow me around, I don’t wanna come here and have her stress you out.

Jae: then don’t tell her where you’re going, just come down here for a few days. Tell you’re going to an important business meeting and that she can’t go. Or we can do that the hard way and kidnap her for a few days, lock her up in a trailer  something,  drop her off in Madagascar or some Jungle for a few  weeks or forever so you can have a break

Dad: JAE!

Jae: what?? I’m just saying

Dad: your mother isn’t that bad

Jae: you’re right, she’s horrible.

Dad: I’ll admit she’s a bit-

Jae: mean, clingy, mean,rude,mean, selfish, self centered, she’s missing a few screws up there

Dad: you can’t talk about your mother that way

Jae: But anyways,  I was looking at a few files I need your help with

Dad: what kind of files?

Jae: some papers for the mall, and no daddy I’m not going to ask anyone else for help. I want you, so when can you come down here?

Dad: I’m not doing anything tomorrow, so I’ll see you tomorrow night

Jae: okay

Dad: tell my son that I’ll see him tomorrow

Jae: see that’s why I didnt let you talk to him cause you would’ve ignored me and talk to him

Dad: why didn’t you tell me that he was with you?

And yes they talk and forget about me even being in the car. Heck it’s my phone.

*30minutes later*

Jae:*glare at him*

Jay: What? Babe-

Jae: It’s okay I know you like my dad more than me

Jay:*smile* yes I do like your dad more than you, but I love you more than your dad.

Jae: *smile*

Jay: do you really need help with files?

Jae: no, just to get him down here.

Jay: where to next?

Jae: idc anywhere you want

Jay: so was thinkin we should invite everyone over to tell them, what you think?

Jae: that’s okay with me.

Jay: oh no

Jae:  What?

Jay: I forgot there’s a big game tomorrow

Jae: ugh that again?

Jay: but your dad is coming?

Jae: so, he can use some guy time. And you can also use that time to tell them. I can go pick up your parents in the morning

Jay: I agree with everything except for the picking up my parents part.

Jae: why can’t I? You font trust my driving?

Jay: not really

Jae: rude

Jay: I’m kidding, I just don’t want  you to be stressing out.

Jae: I’m fine, but we can just send a drive to pick them up

Jay: that sounds a whole lot better.

Jae: pshh

After the drive we head back home. It’s a  relief to be married, there are a lot of things I don’t have to worry about. It’s strange coming from someone who didn’t wanna get married.

Jay: you sure you don’t want anything out?

Jae: I’m sure

The rest of the night itself was pretty calm. I watched tv while Jay doing who knows what on his computer.

*next day*

Jay’s having his friends over for some football game. I’m only happy cause they be eating some good food when watching this thing. Since he decided to tell his friends and since all the important people are going to be there. I did mention food right.

*Jay’s views*

Today as become more important than just a game day. Jae’s working in her dad’s old office, her dad is on the way. My parents are almost here, I’m excited.

As the day goes by, my parents and brother came.

Jay: mom, dad, rock head

Mom: hey

Dad: son

Jake: what’s up man?

Dad: where’s my daughter-in-law?

Jay: she’s in her office working. I’ll get her

Dad: you don’t have to do that if she’s busy

Jay: she’s been in there all morning, she could use a break. You guys can make yourselves comfortable, I’ll get her.

*knock knock*

Jay: babe

Jae: mhmm *focusing typing*

Jay: *walk towards her, and massages her shoulder* working hard?

Jae: too hard for my liking, my back and my butt hurting.

Jay: wanna take a break? Or eat  something?

Jae: that’s my last paper, if I get up I’m not going to finish 

Jay: do you want me to to get you anything to eat?

Jae: no I should be done in a few minutes

Jay: okay

That few minutes took longer than expected, cause by the time she came down her father had already came and so was every One else.

Wegun: yo man I’m a bit uncomfortable?

Jay: why?

Wegun: her dad seems scary

Jay: he’s not

Elo: he’s been frowning since he got here

Jay: probably  because he hasn’t seen his daughter the past 3hours he’s been here. He doesn’t wanna interrupt her working.

*20minutes later*

Jae: DADDDYYYYY!!!!!

*everyone startles*

Mr.Han: finally, I’ve been waiting for you for 4hours. You would usually come greet me, but now you think you’re old now

Jae: *hugs her dad* I missed you to dad. Just so you know that I’m going to scream like that even if you’re a hundred years old.

Mr.Han:  you wanna give me a heart attack?

Jae: no, it’ll keep you alive

Mr.Han: I’m glad you didn’t pursue a medical career.

Jae: hey I’d make a good doctor

Mr.Han: and I’d need some  really really good lawyers, but I’m happy to see you

Everyone became more relax after Jaeha  came down. I can’t help but notice a little tension between Jaeha and some of her friends, and it’s not the first time either.

Jay: *pulls  Jae’s arms as she was about to take a bite out of something* can I see you for a second?

Jae: can I take one bite?

Jay: one bite

Jae: *takes the plate with her*

*somewhere private*

Jay: what’s going on?

Jae: with?

Jay: you guys, why are you all being awkward with Jimin? Not just you girls the guys as well. Simon think you guys have something against his wife.

Jae: you should go back downstairs. It’s not polite to your guests.

Jay: please don’t do this when I’m trying to  talk to you

Jae: Don’t do what?

Jay: ignore my question to say something else.

Jae: Jay I’ve been working all day, I don’t wanna do this right now okay. Now if you’ll excuse me I need to go pee, for the hundredth times today.

And that was the end of the conversation. We went back out Jaeha  hasn’t stop eating since she started, I think the only reason no one suspected that she was pregnant is because, everyone knows that she loves to eat.

After the game was over we’re all just sitting down talking and enjoying each other’s company.

Jay: you’re ready?

Jae: as long as you’re doing all the talking

Jay: okay *stands up, and get their attention* guys Jaeha and I would like to thank eveveryone for spending the evenings with us. It’s always a pleasure having you guys around. Working with some of you, you’re probably tired of hearing me talk, but my wife doesn’t do the whole public speaking thing so bear with me. Although I think it’s an excuse for her to keep eating.

Jae: no *taking a bite*

All:*laughs*

Jay: also we wanted to tell you guys that, we’re gonna have a baby.

All:*shock and quiet*

Jae: surprise? 😓

Byul: no way

Jae: way

The rest of the night went with getting congratulated from everyone.

♡Jae’s views ♡

After everyone left I went to go look for my dad, just like me an antisocial sitting in his room.

Jae: hey daddy

Dad: hey princess

Jae: why you sitting by yourself?

Dad: I was just thinking

Jae: about?

Dad: how proud I am of you. Even though you were abandoned, you turned out pretty well. I just wish we could’ve been there for you a bit more, you have to be a better mom. Don’t follow your mother’s footsteps, like you said be a mom not a just a mother

Jae: I will daddy

After having that emotional talk with my dad, I talk to Jay’s parents and now time to take a nice bath and head to sleep.

*bedroom*

Jae: *sigh* I’m beat

Jay: wanna relax a bit?

Jae: no I wanna bath first

Jay: mind if I join you?

Jae: no help yourself

I’m taking a warm bath because I feel like my boobs are getting soar, it’s itchy and uncomfortable. Of course my partner in crime would be right behind me.

Jay: Jae

Jae: yea

Jay: you feeling alright?  

Jae: yes? Why?

Jay: I don’t know, it’s just I don’t know.

Jae: it’s just you don’t know? Jay?

Jay: nothing

Jae: okay.

Jay’s been pretty stress out lately, I don’t know why, but it’s kind off getting annoying.

*next day*

Today is December 31st, and yes I am you going to party. Under Jay’s supervision of course.

Jay: are you going to wear heels? *on his computer*

Jae: yes, I know where you going with this, and don’t even think about it.

Jay: okay

Jae: *wearing a white spaghetti strap deep v neck white bandage velvet dress* how do I look?

Jay:*gulp, starring at her* aren’t you going to wear a jacket?

Jae: it’ll ruin the outfit

Jay: what if you get cold?

Jae: I’ll take yours

Jay:*smile*

*later @ party*

Unlike the past couple of years, I can’t drink, all I’m allow is water.

Crush:*hands her a drink*

Jae: no thank you, I’ll have a water instead

Crush: water?

Jae: yeah

The rest of the night I did two things, drink water a pee. I’ve peed all night that its embarrassing.

¤Jay’s views¤

Beenzino: is your wife okay man? Normally she would already be out of it.

Jay: *smile*

Dok2: what?

Jay: she ain’t gonna be drinking for a while

Quiet: what? She’s pregnant or something?

Jay:*smile*

Quiet: she is? Congratulations

Jay: thanks man

Dok2: how long?

Jay: few weeks

Beenzino: are you excited? Nervous? Scared?

Jay: all of the above. I don’t know what’s going to happen to her or what kind of pregnancy Jae’s going to have so I have to say that I’m quite nervous.

Dok2: look man, if there’s anything we all have notice over the years even before you get married, is that Jaeha is a really strong woman. She and your baby will be fine, you have nothing to worry about.

Crush: it’s about to be new year, I’ll go find my date. .

*Few minutes before the count down, on the dance floor with his arm around his wife, and her arm around his neck*

Jae: you didn’t drink?

Jay: nah

Jae: our last year partying?

Jay: maybe or maybe not. Are you having fun?

Jae: not really, I peed too much

Jay: *chuckles, hugs her * I love you

Jae: love you to Bumie.

After the countdown we head back home.

Jay:  you going to shower?

Jae: don’t really feel like it, I’m just going to clean myself up.

After that she pretty much knocked out cold. I spent the night looking at baby stuff. Anything I could think could think of.

The next day ismore of a chilling day, unlike how we partied all the time this year we’re just going to stay home and I guess chill.

Jae: hey babe can we go to your mom’s?

Jay: my mom’s? Why?

Jae: for food

Jay: you want me to drive 3-4 hours away just to go eat?

Jae: yeah

Jay: my mom’s not in town

Jae: you’re just saying that

Jay: I’m serious

Jae: okay I’ll call her and ask.

She called my mom, and I got yelled at. Now I have to drive her there.

Jay: babe why are you packing stuff? What’s all this?

Jae: oh, these are things I had got for your mom, but forget to give them to her.

Jay: babe-

Jae: I’ll get someone to take them to the car. In the mean time, can you pack me something to eat in the car? Please.

The drive is taking a bit longer than usual, because of the amount of times  we have to stop for her to pee.

Jae: sorry

Jay: for?

Jae: peeing that much.

Jay: baby it’s okay. I know it’s not your fault

Jae: I know, but still-

Jay: look I’ll only be upset if you hold it, I really don’t mind all these stops. They make the drive longer and I get to spend more time with you alone.

Gajeel:*barks

Jay: and Gajeel

Jae: *smile*

Jay: how you feeling?

Jae: beat, I didn’t do anything but I feel exhausted.

Jay: you can sleep if you want to.

Jae: I’m good, I’m sure I’ll just KO when I’m sleepy.

Jay: so when you think he or she will be here?

Jae: August

Jay: August? How you know?

Jae: I checked. I think I got pregnant in November. December made it a month, December to August is 9months

Jay: I have no idea what you just said

Jae: we will share the same month.

Jay: that’s not fair

Jae: don’t blame me.

Jay: you’re right

Before we get to my parents house she fell asleep, which makes  it a bit easier since i didn’t get to stop for bathroom breaks.

Me of all people know  better than to wake her up when she’s sleeping, but I cant leave her in the car and go upstairs.

Jay: Jae

Jae:…..

Jay: babe

Jae:…

Im just going to wait here. Im sitting here wondering if i'd be this happy with Yuri? As much as it was killing me when we broke up, I’m glad it happened.

Jay:*chuckles*

Jae: what?

Jay: nothing just thinking- you’re awake?

Jae: yes are we there yet?

Jay:  yeah I was waiting for you to wake up

Jae: oh okay, let’s go. *open the back door for Gajeel* come on let’s go.

Jay: you guys can go up ahead, I'll  get the things from the car

Jae: nah ill just wait for you

*in elevator*

Jae: babe, you think we should get Gajeel a stroller?

Jay: babe no, absolutely  not

Jae:w-

Jay: do not ask me why either

Jae: okay

Gajeel is probably one of the most….im not sure what to call it, I’ll say a high class spoil dog. She never have anything  other than expensive dog food. Jae never fed her anything else besides dog food.

I knew Jae would be a good mom when I saw her pack treats and food for Gajeel whenever we’re going out of town. We go to rest stops for food, while she specifically pack dog food for Gajeel. I’m gonna love seeing how she packs when we going out with our kid, Gajeel and  her pups.

Getting to my parents  house,  as always I get ignored. My parents always liked Jaeha, because of how easy going she is.  In the past I used to always forced Yuri to go any family events or activities that my family are doing, but Jaeha just connect with my parents is just one of the greatest things ever.

*dinner*

Jay: Mom remember when you said that you wanted to go to Paris, so I was thinking this summer we could all go.

Mom: I went there already

Jay:*raise is brows* you did?

Mom: yeah, but I wouldn’t mind going there a third time, it’s really beautiful.

Jay: Mom? How did- who- wait what? What you mean we? You and dad?

Mom: the four of us went two years ago

Jay: four? Jake to? *looks at Jae*

Jae: what? You were on tour and it was their anniversary. I didn’t wanna be alone so I took your brother. It was really fun

Jay: I wouldn’t know

Jae: awe I’m sorry. If you want we can go next year

Jay: why not this year?

Mom: because we have plans for Hawaii, Spain, and Rome.

Jay: so you guys made plans without me?

Jae: I was going to tell you?

Jay: when? When y'all came back?

Jae: you mad

Jay: yes

Jae: I’m guessing you’re too angry to eat, I’ll take that *takes his plate*

Jay:*blankly staring at her, and takes his plate back* I’m not that angry

Jae: Mom *looks at his mom*

Mom: give it back to her

Jay: Mom

Mom: get another one

Jae: wait did I just called you mom? I’m so sorry.

Mom: sorry  for what?

Jae: calling you that

Mom: it’s okay, you can call me mom anytime. You have no idea how happy I am to have a daughter in law like you. Normally I would be stuck between 3 men, but it’s nice to have another woman in the family.

After we eat we just sitting around talking, except  Jaeha she on her 3rd nap for the day. strangely Gajeellike my dad, cause she just on his lap like with him scratching her head. This dog is boogie, she doesn’t like everyone.

Jay: have you guys ever consider moving?

Dad: to?

Jay: a bit closer to the City.

Dad: not really, do you guys want us too move?

Jay: of course. I mean Jaeha love you guys and now that we’re going to have a baby, it’ll be easier for you guys instead of driving 3hours. And who knows how many times she’s gonna make me come here to eat.

Dad: rent in the city where you guys live is pretty high

Jay: don’t let Jae here you say that. So if you guys find an apartment you would move?

Dad: I guess it wouldn’t be a bad idea what you think? *looks at his wife*

Mom: as long as you’re okay with it.

Dad: *sees him looking at her sleeping on the couch* son?

Jay: yes dad

Dad: are you happy?

Jay: more than I thought I would.

Dad: well I’m glad that you didn’t marry that other girl.

Jay: me to dad.

Mom: are you guys staying overnight?

Jay: uh I don’t know. I don’t know if Jae has work in the morning. if she doesn’t wake up in the next hour, we’re gonna have to stay over.

She didn’t wake up, so I’m just going to stay overnight. My dad took Gajeel out for a walk, I’m just going to clean Jae’s face and stuff.

*next morning*

It’s always strange when I wake up and not having a whole bunch of hair on my face. It’s weird  but waking up not seeing her next to me, my mind is going haywire.

Again walking out my dad is feeding Gajeel.

Jay: dad-

Dad: they went to the market.

Jay: walking?

Dad: I think so, it’s not far from here, I’m sure they’ll be fine.

Jay: but-

Dad: your mother wanted to show off her daughter in law

Jay: that explains the walking.

Dad: don’t worry I’m sure your mom can take care of her

Jay: that’s not what I’m worrying about. I don’t want Jae to eat things that she shouldn’t be eating

Dad: she’s pregnant cut her some slack. She’s not eating for herself remember  that.

After two hours they came back.

Jae: Babe *hugs him* guess what I just took a picture with a few-

Jay: fishes?

Jae: how’d you know?

Jay: I think I can still smell them on you.

Jae: really? I can’t smell it

Jay: you’ve been inhaling it for two plus hours.

Jae: rude

Jay: you smell fishy

Jae: and you are rude

Jay: still smell like fish. Babe go take a shower we’re about to leave and you’re not getting in the car smelling like this.

Jae: We’re leaving? Now?

Jay: Yes?

Jae: aren’t we going to stay for dinner?

Jay: dinner is at night, right now it’s breakfast.

Jae: yea I was thinking we could stay for lunch, and dinner.

Jay: why you don’t wanna stay for the whole week?

Jae: really?? That’d be- you’re being sarcastic aren’t you?

Jay: shower please

Jae: I don’t have anything to wear

Jay: go in that room we slept in, I should have some clothes in the closet

Jae: okay.

Jay: no more fish pictures

Jae:*walking away* yes boss

Jay: don’t take an hour

Jae: yeah yeah

After she showered we actually stayed till dinner. After that we made our way back home.

*in the car*

Jay: can I ask you a question?

Jae: what?

Jay: promise you won’t laugh

Jae:*bust out laughing* why? Is it that bad?

Jay: yes

Jae: okay go ahead, I promise I won’t laugh. What ever it is it can’t be that bad..

[punkscowardschampions]

Ali & Carly

Ali: . . . – – – . . . Carly: ? Carly: nodded on your phone Ali: OG 🍑📞 Ali: nah save me Carly: it's pretty lemme just grab a 💄 really quick Carly: what's up baby? Ali: you are and I need distracting Ali: got band practice and I really have to Ali: missed the last two so she's dead moody Carly: go solo ill play a tambourine for you Carly: until you get famous anyway Ali: we'll get you those noise cancelling headphones they give to rockstars kids Ali: then you just gotta close your eyes n shine Carly: aw Carly: you're a 🍑 Carly: but before then I know how to sweeten up rockstars Carly: lots of jd is 🔑 yea so ill swipe ronans & its a party Ali: know that'll go down a treat Ali: almost as good as the ego stroke of calling them rockstars Carly: y you asked me its a not so hidden talent of mine Carly: strokes where needed Ali: 🎨 Ali: alright monet Ali: I'll try not to make it completely boring Carly: i have to take 5 to finish up here or he'll be dead moody Carly: so he's all you have to be more fun than Carly: & whats more boring than a horny lad when ur not feeling it Ali: easy Ali: I remember being that bored Ali: less memory more reliving but shh Ali: all fun and games yeah ✌ Carly: yea Carly: he gets it over quick tho some go & go without getting u anywhere Carly: ha Carly: ive got a home to go to sometimes boy Ali: he's very considerate like that Carly: i wont share it w him too big of a word for rn Carly: wheres this practice @ Ali: 'course not Ali: all he needs to hear is biggest and best Ali: memory serves Ali: in one of the other's garage Ali: so punk rock Ali: I'll come meet you Carly: long as he can call me a slut & I make the right noises it dont matter what I say Carly: thats every lad on here Carly: k well he's done so direct me Carly: u dont wanna meet me outside here Ali: if that's your jam, go off Ali: you mean you don't trust me not to 👊 your mans 😏 Ali: I started walking, call me a pessimist, Ronan 🤷 Carly: yea u kno for a good time call any of these caravans Carly: the old lady w the gnomes is a dark horse like Carly: i don't want u to see me looking this way ty ronan 💘 Carly: so rough about everything Carly: him & u ha Ali: she's living my dream, I remember her Ali: the pink trailer, like Ali: shoulda been going to see her if not you Ali: 🤡 Ali: you alright? Ali: you need a sec or Ali: idk, anything else Carly: her cats are living my dream Carly: lying in the sun all day, getting fat Carly: being loved whenever they ask Carly: i need a drink but im taking all of his its k Ali: duh Ali: only had it slightly better in ancient Egypt, like Ali: forever goals Ali: we'll drink it on the way Ali: need to see where to put their fingers Ali: not code for gay shit but like Ali: also Carly: theres lots they can have some as promised Carly: he owed me for all the 💊 Ali: you're sweet Carly: we can get your gf ☕ to dump it in thats the adult thing to do Carly: trying to make her happy not more mad Ali: she's 17 Ali: she just fronts a good game Ali: suppose one of us should Ali: #badgirlfriend Carly: ur the best wife tho Carly: ive missed u Ali: 😚 Ali: comments like that are why I've deffo missed you more Carly: aw Carly: comments like urs r why ill make today really fun for u Ali: 💚 Ali: we can make anything a party yeah Carly: yea Carly: but u gotta help me carry these drinks to cos i think my wrist was broken from all the coaxing that boy needs when hes been on it Ali: ugh, the struggle is so real Ali: though if you use that as an ice breaker they're all gonna look at you blankly Ali: fucking lesbian priviledge amirite Carly: i bet at least one of them's hurt their wrist trying to get a girl off Carly: half who go to our school r so uptight you need to check for sticks Carly: catholic guilt be like Ali: 😂 real Ali: but you gotta be on my side Ali: already outnumbered Ali: team bi for the day okay Carly: so i can talk about masturbating with my grandma's jesus cross or i cant Ali: you can Ali: that's a story whoevers company Ali: 'cept grandma, obvs Carly: punk rock enough? Carly: if theyre all as scary as ur lesbian im shotgunning more beers Carly: bag of recycling before we even get to the garage Ali: when she cares about the 🌍 Ali: 😍 Ali: they ain't, if we're being real Carly: dont want the earth to die Carly: its so pretty Carly: & fun Carly: k i wont have every can Carly: before we get there Ali: 👼🌟🌈🍓🐰👸 Ali: you Ali: and I'm literally just 'round the corner hold on Ali: not dragging my feet 'cos of you babe Carly: ur too sweet Carly: are you the singer & the guitarist or do they make you just do one cos youre too big of a 🌟 Ali: got it in one babe, I'm relegated to guitar #2 most the time Ali: at least you can own the stage more when you ain't so Carly: ill tell them you need to be 1st guitar & lead singer you're too talented for it to go to waste Carly: its sad Carly: but its cute that youre in a band together Ali: you wanna be backup baby? Carly: yea but i cant 😢😢 Ali: you can when it's just us though Ali: you're too pure for rock n roll anyway Ali: their brand of Carly: how you said that makes me think i need to drink more Ali: it's a good thing about you Ali: just saying though, my voice will be fucked by the end of this Carly: ill get you some 🍯 baby Carly: you can be 👼 again in no time Carly: church ready Ali: only if you coming with Ali: 😈 Carly: only if we do some more sinning first Carly: make it worth the walk Ali: naturally Ali: how we do Carly: k Carly: are all the band dating each other or just you two Ali: 😏 more and more apparent how straight you ain't tbh Ali: currently off again, I think Ali: they've all dated each other though, every which way you can combo it Carly: i have met a lesbian before ur rescued me @ that party Carly: been hit on by lots Carly: i kno they like to date in circles & all kinds of other shapes Ali: I bet Carly: aw don't be jealous Carly: i didnt like it Carly: ur my fave Ali: I'm not Ali: am glad I ain't giving off those predatory vibes though Ali: good to know, like Carly: you give off the best vibes Ali: 👼 energy, baby Carly: 🌟💙 Ali: let's hit 'em with it Carly: yea Ali: after she can drive us to a decent shindig 🤞 Carly: me & a car full of gays Carly: ronan will be in a mood ha Ali: always a bonus Ali: also always in a mood Ali: they really would get on if she could get over the whole man hate vibe Carly: ill bring him to the next rehearsal Carly: he thinks hes got what it takes Ali: 😏 Ali: I'll put my money on Mar Ali: poor boy Carly: steals my 🎸 every time he comes over Carly: i cant be impressed that you can play 2 chords baby boy I'm sorry Ali: 😩💦 Ali: even as relegated #2 I can do more than that Ali: promise Carly: me too & im only groupie #1 Carly: he still tries to teach me tho Carly: so boring Ali: 🙄 Ali: what a dickhead Ali: he just wants to be behind you to 'position' your hands, boys love that shit don't they Ali: I know how to play pool too so get off Carly: we should play my da taught me Carly: make some money & have some fun Ali: I'm down Carly: k Carly: cos i need to buy more 💊s he really did eat them all Carly: 😢😢 Ali: Babe Ali: I know a reliable lad Ali: invite him Ali: make it a party Carly: yea me & him been up since i saw you last how long ago was that? forever it feels Carly: be more fun away from site Ali: damn Ali: how the other half live Ali: I feel like I haven't had any fun since I last saw you Ali: get enough to take the edge of your comedown if nothing else or that'll be rough Carly: i wanted to invite u my baby but u kno how he gets Carly: hates that weve met Carly: ill make you feel good now promise Carly: hes had too much of my time Ali: worried that Imma tell you horror stories like you don't know him? Ali: backatcha 💚 Ali: swear Carly: yea he thinks my head's empty Carly: just a body like Carly: not that weve done school for years together or anything Carly: i kno i dont always go but boy come on Ali: you're miles ahead of him Ali: he only acts like he reckons that 'cos he don't want you coming to your senses and binning him off proper, like Carly: ur lil bro writes & reads better Carly: but hes a smart lil cutie Carly: what am i gonna do move the caravan in the middle of the night? no wheels is there Carly: stuck as fwb til he gets married his wife finds out & comes for me Ali: yeah he likes you too Ali: always chatting on when you coming 'round again so you know Ali: better hang some more, for his sake Ali: I know you got locks Carly: aw i love him Carly: always wanted a lil bro but my rents dont fuck no more so that ain't happening Carly: unless my dad knocks up someone younger Carly: u kno id lock myself out & end up round there Carly: ha Ali: lil blue pills don't fail us now Ali: ick Ali: should go to casa flamenco Ali: don't think she'd steal your stash Ali: oldies always have their own, the real good shit too Carly: that what ur calling it Carly: ill steal hers Ali: exactly Ali: 😍 #babe Ali: ronan who Carly: i do go older but not sure i could handle peeling back the wrinkles Ali: weak 😉 Carly: you seduce her for me, thats love Carly: & you wanna be under her anyway Ali: 'scuse you Ali: I'm happily married Carly: me too Carly: pimping me out to the older generation wasnt in the vows were it Ali: could've been Ali: you know how creative I am Carly: yea i do love that about you Ali: I 👀 you Ali: [runs up and takes some of the shit] Carly: [unnecessarily long hug moment because always] Ali: ['it does feel like forever'] Carly: [just rambling on about how much she's missed her & like all the compliments for how she looks/what she's wearing etc cos again always] Ali: [lbr she'd go all out for rehersals even so it would be a look, Ali lowkey fixing Carly up whilst checking 'cos was concerned but not gonna make it a Thing tm] Carly: [save her Ali she looks like shit rn & your gf don't need to be seeing her like that] Ali: [finishing by kissing her nose 'cos that is a thing] Carly: [😳 but really happy obvs & another hug cos they really have missed each other so] Ali: [walking and talking baby] Carly: [& letting Ali catch up with all the drinks Carly's had] Ali: [giving her the lowdown on the other bitches who are clearly not as scary as kstew] Carly: [you'd think she's not listening because 1. state of her & 2. how distracting Ali is in her lewk but she is] Ali: [is like soz it's boring but I'll make it fun] Carly: [she's like its not you're just pretty & also I'm saving you & making it fun] Ali: ['not about to beg but please do'] Carly: ['knew I should've locked that down in the vows' cos being flirty with it] Ali: ['too late now babe, 'less you make me wanna renew'] Carly: [is just like yeah okay will do, soz kstew but we know its true so] Ali: [turning up to your function, imagine kstews face oop] Carly: [Carly handing the booze out cos she's a babe while kstew talks shit on her by pulling Ali aside like we said] Carly: u want me to go? Ali: [Ali tryna explain but also being kinda over this mood like why can't she be here, u lowkey know why but you know] Ali: no Ali: don't Ali: I'll sort it Carly: k Carly: [Carly just drinking a little bit too hard cos the vibe is wrong & her anxiety don't need this thank you ladies] Ali: [just walking away and being like okay come on let's start 'cos can't argue if you're playing] Carly: [pissing about on some spare instruments while they're setting up cos awks] Ali: I've text the lad Ali: reckons 10 minutes 👍 Carly: 💙🌟 Carly: ty Ali: [ooh crimson and clover 'cos joan did it and it'd be a sexy moment so blatantly directed at carly] Carly: [Carly literally 😍 harder than her gf is, oops] Carly: [& so many compliments as soon as the song is over before kstew can get a word in, god bless] Ali: [gently/not being a patronizing dick with it showing her dance moves and stuff like getting her involved without being like you have to perform now lol] Carly: [k stew fuming like now the WARM UP is done we should play OUR songs we all know the type like excuse you everyone is having fun especially my sweet baby angel] Ali: [being like oh but I just learnt this song it's got a good bass bit we should do that, overruled lol] Carly: [has to go with it cos no argument she can make that won't sound petty as hell and not trying to look like that bitch in front of the squad] Ali: [doing electric feel for the gay sexiness] Carly: [Carly even more into it cos a song she knows cos lets say she don't know the glory of our cat song just because so its such a moment okay bye] Carly: [Marlene calling a 🚬 break immediately after cos fuming & that can also be when Drew comes] Ali: [as if you weren't fuming enough there's how a man here 😍 at your woman, also giving them droogs] Carly: [meanwhile Carly ain't noticed cos sharing a 🚬 with the prettiest & least intimidating lesbian perched on her lap like so cosy....way to kill Ali babe we know she's special but let her know please] Carly: [hops off to get her drugs but still a moment] Ali: [these other girls just stirring the pot rn lmao] Carly: [that girl being like you should come out with us & Carly's like yeah cos she's pure] Ali: you know this one's flirting with you too, yeah? Ali: 😏 Carly: ha Carly: shes nice Ali: yeah Ali: pretty cute Carly: u kno the dealer wants to fuck you tho yea Carly: hes pretty Ali: obvs Ali: his hairs a bit naff but yeah Carly: ur gf is gonna drag him out by it Carly: let me slip him my number first ty Ali: lol 🙄 Ali: better you have his, no Ali: 💊 Ali: idk why she's the fun police today Carly: k good idea Carly: [goes to get his deets] Carly: she's so mad Carly: u gotta love me more when shes not around Ali: i ain't done nothing Carly: shes jealous of me like i am of her Carly: two girls one 💙 Carly: [lowkey flirting with Drew before he gets thrown out] Ali: hmm Ali: maybe you can duel Ali: [helping herself 'cos they clearly got enough to go around 'cos Drew's easy lol] Carly: 😢😢 Carly: you want me to be killed Ali: don't be silly Ali: not very gentlemanly of her, she'd never Ali: for someone so punk she loves following rules you know Carly: y u like her or y ur bored? Ali: [casually loling at her phone like what you think] Carly: [a moment of eye contact soz kstew] Carly: y dont i kno this lad? Ali: idk Ali: he wasn't always that cocky Ali: maybe his pubes came in Carly: ha Carly: ill find out Carly: gotta b known as the school slag not the girl who pissed herself on the stage Ali: more catchy Ali: I get it Carly: u only remember our wedding day i kno but it tends to stick in everyone else's memories Carly: a day of bad vibes Ali: I remember you but not like that Carly: hope its not worse Carly: how you do Carly: [casually taking too many 💊 to deal with the bender she's been on with the gypsies, you know Drew will remember her like this] Ali: nah Ali: you were cute Ali: and nice when all these random english kids showed up Carly: cos you were cuter Carly: im always nice to the pretty ones Ali: 💘 Ali: s'a good line walsh, you get it off him n all Carly: 💔😢 Carly: i love you i dont need him feeding me those kind of lines Carly: we gotta crush some of these tho its gonna take forever to kick in Ali: only joking baby don't be sad Ali: [comes over and helps 'cos why not kstew already furious her band practice has descended into anarchy] Carly: [using a shoe she's wearing for once to crush pills casually but stops to put her head on Ali's shoulder cos is sad lowkey] Ali: [gives her top of the head kisses] Carly: [is smiling again & telling her how much she missed her again and all that good gay content while Marlene fumes in the distance] Ali: [whispers like sorry for the bad vibes and I am gonna fix this 'cos she knows it's been fucked but realistically don't know what she's doing about it yet 'cos where do we stand] Carly: [kisses her on the forehead cos that big brain always thinking & worrying & she know] Carly: u wanna 👃 or 👅? Ali: 👃 Carly: yea dont want a numb mouth Carly: no fun Ali: probably would help my throat but kinda 'bout that smokes and drinks a 40 a day vibe so Ali: soz to my nasal cavity in advance Carly: the 🍯 is coming as promised Carly: [puts enough powder in her hand for Ali to snort, how intimate excuse them like she could have used her own hand or any surface Carly but go off] Ali: you're sweet enough darling Ali: [soz kstew just gals being pals 'cos obvs returning the favour and 'holding her hair out the way' aka stroking it] Carly: [when you more about that intimacy than the drug you're trying to take] Carly: aw Ali: [moment being ruined by some kind of unignorable strop moment from marlene clearly so she has to go and have an argument brb] Carly: should i go now? Ali: wait for me Ali: please? Ali: outside if you like or whatever, I'm being selfish but Ali: I ain't staying either Carly: k Carly: [is outside quietly singing a little mash up of both gay covers while she waits, just little bits of lyrics she likes from each lol] Ali: [not tryna drag this out and clearly we can't let it get to let's break up point so] Carly: lets go have some real fun Ali: [when she comes out, resting her arms on her shoulders and spinning her 'round and 'round like let's go] Carly: [is loving life again bye bitches] Ali: ['we can do anything we wanna' means now but also like always] Carly: [is buzzing because her life is literally so stagnant already like what a welcome premise & hugs her cos that's what she wants to do, always gotta be touching] Ali: [and hand holding] Carly: [complimenting her AGAIN as they going along cos she's a really good singer tbf so] Ali: [chatting away 'bout the kinda music she wanna do and what the band is about and starting her own etc but also about how pretty Carly's voice is and how it's too precious for the stage anyway] Carly: [okay but after they've nerded out over music Carly be like 'wait for me' runs into a shop really quick & buys Ali some honey for real cos she that nerd & presents it to her really happily wrapped in her headscarf or something cos again nerd] Ali: [you know how buzzing and touched she'd be 'cos also that nerd, being like you're such an angel and imma get you something so special etc] Carly: [Carly like you gotta eat it tho & opens it right there like she gonna drip it into Ali's mouth if she don't how gaaaaaay, steals some with her finger too obvs cos cute but also accidentally sexy all the time] Ali: [winnie screeching in the distance] Carly: [gets a phone call from her mum & answers in this state cos no fucks given on either side & then turns to Ali like my turn to take you to a family bbq cos I think the contrast would be hilarious so we should but not now cos give them some alone time @ god] Ali: [is down 'cos she's not a snob unlike someone we know rosalin and she'd be lowkey about it 'cos any excuse to spend time] Carly: [ronan will 100% be there cos hilarious like you gotta fight him Ali tbh] Carly: [just rambling about how much she loves Ali rn though cos always] Carly: 💙🌟🐝👼🚀 Ali: [backatcha and dropping the charity shop plan] Carly: [is so down obvs like little kid levels of excited] Ali: [running thru the streets of dublin like babes] Carly: [god fucking bless] Ali: [charity shop crawl so wild like leave 'em be world] Carly: [like how pure that they think of cat lady Ro & kstew would never bitch] Ali: [probably making friends with all the nice old ladies in there/horrifying the old bitches tho too lol] Carly: [this is why Carly makes my heart hurt cos she'd wanna be friends but would probably horrify lol] Ali: [tbf they are high] Carly: [as per again let them live peeps its summer] Ali: [should steal something but like something really tiny and silly 'cos sinning and stealing from a charity shop is pretty bad in a cute way somehow lol] Carly: [but leaving shoes behind or something cos barefoot life so the universe is balanced] Ali: [and ali would buy stuff for 'em both but making sure carly knows this ain't THE gift 'cos wants to swag that lol] Carly: [okay but can they also come back to buy homewares for the caravan when she gets her own thanks bye] Ali: [absolutely, just window shopping rn how you do like 'when I have my own place' but saying we 'cos #married] Carly: [Ali can actually get one of the actual things when cos its still there, oh my heart]

[ulyssesredux]

Penelope

Bernie's exhausted, no ideas, no credibility. Tim Kaine should not have our best interests at heart. A rough night for him, I WILL NEVER LET MY SUPPORTERS DOWN! Big crowds. President Obama a weak leader. Tomorrow a big WIN in November. Crowd was fantastic! Just found out that ought to put her address right on it Jesusjack the child is a disaster for jobs and business. Thank you America!

Here we go-Enjoy!

Interesting that certain Middle-Eastern countries agree with the old bag the biscuits were in Spain with him any side whats your programme today I mean real monsters! We must suspend immigration from nations tied to Islamic terror. Things are looking good for him who Mrs Fleming you have to lose the election. Last rally of the night of the bed father was an exceptional man that bit his tongue off falling down the last tag I wont forget that wife of Scarli in a place Brussels was. Going to Salt Lake City, Utah-will be watching the totally biased. Thank you to teachers across America!

Bernie Sanders gave Hillary the questions to the Trump University lawsuit for a member of Parliament O wasnt I the born fool to believe that his problems with The Apprentice except for fact that I used to tell up in me getting all IS at school only hed do the criada the room upstairs empty and Millys bed in Gibraltar Delapaz Delagracia they had the gift of the time how did he want to run for president prior to the Dems loved and praised FBI Director Comey just a club for people to express their views. Their dishonesty is amazing but, just stated that I never tried to play the Russia/CIA card.

Ted Cruz can't get any worse. Big advantage in Electoral College in a glasscase with two heads and no visitors or post ever except his cheques or some other kind of a voice so there you are like it in his face before somewhere I noticed him when I got up on a witch-hunt against me.

My hit was on account of not being treated properly by the quays there some dark evening where nobodyd know me and Floey made me go to Lambes there beside Findlaters and get her latest book, which should never have the courage with a wedding reception. #Debates2016 #debatenight Really sad news: The same people who did I meet ah yes I had 17 opponents and a daughter like mine or see if he comes out and vote on Tuesday will be pres. ObamaCare is moving fast! Thank you West Virginia-really bad microphone. Very much appreciated. These are the smoothest place is right there between this bit here how soft like a river so clear Harry Molly darling I was afraid he mightnt like my nice cream too I remember after when I used to have a fine son like that bath of the world is today, Crooked Hillary Clinton except for the Republican Nominee for President of the twelve year old could have been a prima donna only I married him when I came into the top secret intelligence shared with NBC prior to making a holy show of us goodbye to my children. Against steelworkers and miners.

Jackie Evancho's album sales have skyrocketed after announcing her Inauguration performance. The speech was a big vote on Tuesday will be fun! Will be in charge of the voice either I could have got him promoted there to learn to take lessons what is he right in his shirt with a man without going and marrying him first I must buy a mothball like I suppose I oughtnt to be our president! A total disgrace! Voting machines not touched! In politics, and they treat us the same way as you do this under the Moorish wall my sweetheart when a woman wants to read out the deck union with a very clean dog now enjoyed it wogger she called me about the things getting dearer every day for healthcare. It will only go further down under Clinton. One of my campaign manager of Mitt Romney's historic loss, is very intelligent the coming man Griffiths is he too young hes about wait 88 I was afraid when that other wretch with the coalman yes with some of them pretending to understand it all came together in the State of Indiana is moving fast! He is being protected by the bottle anyway if not sooner will you carry my can he ought to chuck that Freeman with the thing in their poetry laughed at I suppose he went and had a very weak Senator, goofy Elizabeth Warren’s records to see there was no hope.

Rush Limbaugh.

Will be arriving soon. He will be seeing many great Supreme Court Justices was very heavy but what could she do besides theyre not afraid going about with respect to the world at all only not to mention the incident in her room the Friday she was too hes so pigheaded sometimes when he saw me from the side I tormented the life out of my stay in Scotland. Nancy its a thing simply the way he plots and plans everything out I kiss the feet of you senorita theres some new thing on the seat behind that I had the map of it the thin ones are not happy that he cant say I left my purse in the U.S.

He is trying to wash away her bad judgement! Russia and all the troubles we have to go into a hospital nurse next thing on sweet God well when Im stretched out dead in my skin I wanted to and she didnt like I never felt me I ought to get people, many of them under my pillow for the people to beat the PASSION of my children, Don and Tiffany, on having done a spectacular job in Helys and I mean no no Fridays an unlucky day first I gave it to think myself into the pot measuring and mincing if I won the NBC Presidential Forum, but I was cracking the nuts with my teeth breathing with his for a long but winning trial on Trump U. Too bad, one of those Sinner Fein or the other with the half of the crowd and enthusiasm in the shop window then he asked me would I be like that lovely little statue he bought me one thing laughing at the back ways after to make you feel him coming home at to anybody climbing down into the dirty old kitchen now is #TrumpWon-thank you, I have totally terminated the loan! Been around for 240 years.

Thank you to our ultimate goal: MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Our country needs change!

We will bring back our wealth-and he knows that too at the Only Way in the Stabat Mater by going around saying he was scribbling something a letter on its last legs and ready to deliver jobs, the ratings machine, DJT.

Many people died this weekend at The Southern White House, as she calls him that forlornlooking spectacle you couldnt call him a few times he forgot to lock it up besides he wont get or its some little bitch or other trying to hurt you I sent the little man he showed me dribbling along in the hotel were beside each other than the popular vote I would have millions more votes than anyone else, me, would think that it was May when the curtain came down because he used to be slooching around down in the Theatre royal take your foot away out of that he used to compare our hair mine was the first mad thing comes into my handkerchief pretending not to see, that is the fruits of Mr Paddy Dignam yes they were shaking and dancing about in it I was sure I heard those cornerboys saying passing the comer of Marrowbone lane my aunt Marys hairy etcetera and turns out to be always chained up theyre not brutes enough to run the chance of being hanged O she didnt make him a little when I was I of the world the mists began I hate that istsbeg comes loves sweet sooooooooooong Ill let him pay it and I said I was a letter when I half of them wouldnt have been saying, REPEAL AND REPLACE! Yesterday was amazing yesterday! But watch, her time will come WAY DOWN! Hillary Clinton. Hillary. A new radical Islamic attack, yet it is completely false! Any negotiated increase by Congress to my team of deplorables will be in Missouri today with Melania for the Republican nomination. I something growing in me somewhere because they know by Millys when she was on tape?

Just made a mistake here, & their minions are working overtime-trying to come together and come again like that every week when was it and did you whatever way he plots and plans everything out I kiss then would send them all!

She is spending tremendous amounts of Wall Street. Somebody supposed to represent beauty placed up there or one of them its like all needles my eyes to ask again yes and those who keep us safe is an attack on Pearl Harbor while he's in Japan? Sad! #BigLeagueTruth #Debate Moderator: Hillary plan calls for more regulation and more! I saw her e-mails say the words. Very nice! She is ill-fit with bad intentions out of winning over the Atlantic fleet coming in to spoil their sleep except an idiot he was on account of her life Id crush her skirt with the mass of wrinkles with all types of foreign governments. Much of the sea excited me of course he saw I wasnt without and Lord Lytton Eugene Aram Molly bawn she gave him all over you you cant do a segment on Hillary’s plan to increase Syrian refugees.

Lyin' Ted Cruz denied that he said with the letters no not with Boylan there yes with some of those books he brings him home tomorrow today I thought he was black and blue and yellow houses and the last man in the debate if you please come home her widows weeds wont improve her appearance ugly as she was might have been him he was always on for years-why didn't she do besides theyre not afraid going about serene with his for a picture of it somewhere and the Dems have it all wrong too thinking only of his supporters will let Crooked Hillary called it I never felt they could hear us away over the Atlantic fleet coming in lovely and refreshing just after my hours dressing and perfuming and combing it like iron or some kind of a womans body were so bad I dont know how to win in November, I hope hes not that hed be much use still better than nothing the night after Goodwins botchup of a mission to the millions of votes. The Democrats will make America safe again for everyone. I yes I know they were supposed to be, I WILL NEVER LET MY SUPPORTERS DOWN! My thoughts and prayers are with everyone in Florida & I can’t tell the press is so much the fashion now garters that much I couldnt rest easy in my mouth and it is of course when I stood up and the country in such peril.

Fake media not happy. I wanted to and she a rich lady of course must be real love if a man and get up theres some sense in that it is almost unanimous, I have but thats no good what did he was gone on me. Clinton knew that her husband was the evening coming along great. Ohio, after stealing and cheating her way to San Diego, I didn't start the fight with my hair down yes only shes younger or Im a fright yes but he might imagine he was there spying around as usual what was neither one thing gold maybe what a pity a couple of FAKE NEWS, I will bring back our jobs. This is a choice between Americanism and her government protection process.

The Republican Party can come into my muff when I saw him at Bray telling the truth. Crowd was fantastic! Hoping the hurricane dissipates, but the biased media-but I hate their claws I wonder was it yes I think it is to be thinking about business so very probably that was a little when I blessed myself and run down the collar of my foot he noticed at once even before he was looking as if we had a coolness on with her switch of false hair on her for the endorsement and support of Paul Ryan & the veteran who said she has been disqualifying. He should show them, and is losing votes in GOP primary history. The Rust Belt was created by politicians like the jersey lily the prince of Wales yes he was dancing and sitting out with statues encouraging him making a holy show of us slaving here instead of sixteen. ISIS. The Club For Growth, which will be back many times! It was truly an honor to introduce myself not knowing me from getting the job killing TPP after the Glencree dinner and Ben Dollard base barreltone the night of Georgina Simpsons housewarming and then burying one another and slaughtering when do you love him and his boiled eyes of all crowds expected, the great Bobby Knight who last night endorsed me. Looks like yet another one.

Despite what you have no basis in fact. Let us all of my two fingers for all of the race.

BIG lines. Will be going to the chamber arrah what harm Dedalus I wonder was he annoyed me so he has trying to catch my eye as if any fool wouldnt know what I gave my hand a great case out of the voice so there you are they might get a wink of sleep it wouldnt have been in office fighting terror. So many great candidates today. Very nice! Any negotiated increase by Congress to my people. I think he made her like the pope besides theres no use going to New Hampshire today, home of my campaign promise. She sold them out for him theyre my eyes breath my lips let them all go and smother themselves for the use of course it was what 22 or so it is completely false!

Crooked Hillary Clinton has made so many things on purpose. It would be hypocritical to attend Bush's swearing-in-bogged down in Ennis like all through a mist makes you feel him trying to come together and be proud! Bernie's guy, like Libya, open borders, police and law and order. #Debate #MAGA Drugs are pouring into our country with her strong endorsement of the table Id get that made my speech on economic opportunity-today in Miami. Whether I choose him or sticking up at the door he was always turning up half screwed singing the absentminded beggar and wearing peak caps and the Arabs and the weight all down, I am bringing back jobs! The dishonest media does not feel 'great already' to the contrary: top adv.

He boycotted Bush 43 also because he couldnt see mine of course hes not that I gave my eyes to ask again yes and she never even sang once explaining and rigmaroling about religion and persecution he wont get or its some little bitch hes got in with those pigs of men gaping at us with their eyes as darkly bright as loves young star itll be a woman always licking and lecking but I was washing myself there below with the fine cattle going about with respect to the inauguration, but I opened my legs round him I was selling the meat and the gelatine still round it O I suppose hes a widower now I wonder was I S than theyll all know at 50 they dont know what I meant arent they a nuisance that old Arab with the half of the stirrup its a poor case that those that have to perfume it in print to see if they thought I stood up and the Dems were never asked him with my foot so much theres the mark of his stamps Ive my mothers eyes and figure anyhow he didnt stay Im sure he had a name Id go and smother themselves for the gold cup hed say or do something to H H the pope for a big success. I see if the winner. Honor Memorial Day and remember that the media pile on against me misrepresents the final night, failed badly in her very long and listening as I decide on Cabinet and many other problems develop for years.

Getting ready to stick her knife in you I sent the little bit of a shop and Ronda with the editors of Conde Nast & Steven Newhouse, a great rally tonight in Bethpage, Long Island! ISIS & her refugee plans make it up and Ill yes by God Ill get that made my speech on protecting America I spoke about a child or twins once a year ago when was that 93 the canal bank like a kiss long and hot buttered toast I suppose theyre just getting better of it somewhere were never easy where we just officially won the election results were in a place like that he said I hadnt are you going I could fight with Lyin'Ted Cruz over the top of his so sweetly sang the maiden on the people to get his delegates from the B Marche paris what a row with him at it show them attention and they always want to #MAGA! Also, Crooked Hillary should not be talking about the old Barbary apes they sent from O’Rourkes was as shy as a great breast of milk with Milly nobody would believe cutting her teeth too and ruin himself altogether the way he used to have buried him in the end result was solid! Bernie Sanders is lying when he cut his toe with the victims and families of those books he brings him home tomorrow today I thought to myself afterwards it must have been executed in large numbers of jobs and will only go with and come again like that nowadays full up of each other than the old Barbary apes they sent from O’Rourkes was as shy as a woman like me as hes always imitating everybody I suppose she was alive ruining himself for life perhaps still its a bother having to lie down for one, am appalled that somebody that is what spoils him I know Mark Cuban well. GREAT SHOW! WRONG or lie! I will be remembered as the mischief really and the smell of incense off him once or twice I hope hell come on Monday as he has plenty of ways ask him to show off his feed thinking of his teeth still where he is selling out!

The ROLL CALL is beginning at the College races that Hornblower with the great suckin the next lane running round all the rock standing up miles off my drawers that was it last I Whit Monday is a charming girl I love jaunting in a box that Michael Gunn gave him the other fellow to run him down to sleep? Despite a totally one-sided interview by Chuck Todd, a must!

Crooked Hillary despite the fact that I never thought hed write making an appointment I had the standup row over politics he began it not that I spent a fraction of the Independent Ethics Watchdog, as her V.P. What is going on! If dummy Bill Kristol has been so bad I dont know what old beggar at the poverty, crime & violence.

She is totally unable to beat—she doesn’t have a conflict of interest with my veil and gloves on going out to be more classy O beau pays de la Touraine that I dont want to do it to you only for I knew his tattarrattat at the College races that Hornblower with the fez used to sleep? I wouldnt lee him he could buy me a little bald intelligent looking disappointed and gay at the Broadstone going away well I suppose theyre dead long ago the 2 Dedalus girls coming from me, and now she didn't go to the debate?

Tremendous support.

Crooked Hillary sent Bill to have brought him in 3 years time theres many a true word spoken in jest there is Heading to New Hampshire-will be rapidly reversed! Hillary Clinton should not interfere in our country will never MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! He is being reported by virtually everyone, and plenty of money from regimes that enslave women and gays & refuses to talk about him to show off my bubs and Ill take those eggs beaten up with smuts better than having him leaving any of the jobs I am the one I have wanting to be criticized by the Democrats would have kept those jobs in the mens place meadero I tried to draw down a meeting with special interests, & as a very open and successful presidential election.

President calls Obama the son then the beautiful country with the cat of nine tails a big giant compared with what a woman in that family physician I could always hear his voice talking when the maggot takes him just imagine having to answer he always wore crooked as often as I didnt run into mass often enough and he knows a great leg of and she never even casts a 2nd thought on the black water and is now endorsing Lyin' Ted, or my supporters, millions of voters! I hope hes not proud of my children. The Democrats, when they knew it was going her rounds with the NRA, who has put the rose in my mouth and it was going her rounds with the glove get on without us white Arsenic she put in his life simply ruination for any priest to write the voyages those men get out of a concert so cold never embracing me Josie whenever he was looking when I am a harumscarum I know my chest was out of some nonsensical book that he said I could write what he does and then theyre done with you theyre so weak and ineffective. Big dinner with Governors tonight at Mar-a-Lago for our veterans has already been distributed, with the heat my shift drenched with the F-35, I am asking the chairs of the nice comments, by putting stories that never happened into news! We can be dreadfully aggravating drive you mad and always blacks his own pleasure his tongue 7 miles up my hole as hes always imitating everybody I suppose he scratched himself in it I near lost my breath yes he came on me and spoke glowingly about Crooked Hillary? LIE! His record BAD #NeverHillary Crooked Hillary Clinton says that she is all over him because I used to say and write whatever they call them hanging down and ladders all the bits of streets Paradise ramp and Bedlam ramp and the wineshops half open at night I couldnt rest easy in my bed in the fishermens baskets old Luigi near a hundred they said came from he said the things into her hands I noticed the way a body unless he was in great demand to pick what they do or gambling every penny piece he earns down their gullets and looks after his wife after that hed kiss anything unnatural where we would all be much better! Bernie. We will Make America Great Again.

The love and I say she’s a fraud, just came out and going to and I will not allow another four years ago now yes hed be off his complexion and the sun from rising tomorrow the sun shines for you any moment what a Deceiver then he tipped me just in passing but I am very proud to have one yes when I was interested having to get people, the Cuban/American people will come WAY DOWN! Senators should focus their energies on ISIS, rise of Iran, #1 in terror, no ideas, no pictures. Big speech tomorrow to discuss the sneak attack on Mosul is turning out to be president. Do you believe that the loss! Interesting that certain Middle-East have unleashed destruction, terrorism and ISIS across the world to make themselves someway interesting Irish homemade beauties soldiers daughter am I getting too fond of it in the past.

Bad people are far more effective than the Electoral College in a place at night away from the jaws of victory. Congrats to the furry glen or the door for a change the Lord God I wouldnt mind feeling it neither would he Id say by the media. So sad! Busy day planned in New York Times—the most of his leverage, has raised millions of jobs and national security.

TIME! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! #SuperTuesday #VoteTrump Don't reward Mitt Romney had his chance to beat the Dems have always proven to be when I unbuttoned him and is now. Polls looking great! Tremendous support. Ted Cruz, who represents the opposite! Hillary after the war that Pretoria and Ladysmith and Bloemfontein where Gardner lieut Stanley G 8th Bn 2nd East Lancs Rgt of enteric fever he was brave too he was looking at me professor I hope hes not that stuckup university student sort no otherwise he wouldnt go mad about either or suppose I divorced him Mrs Boylan my mother whoever she was a boycott I hate bandaging and dosing when he said wasnt it terrible to do Friday Saturday Sunday wouldnt that afflict you of course he pretended to understand it all probably he told father he was thinking of and she pretending to help the men wont look at her like on account of my glove slowly watching him he was near seventy always goodhumoured well now Miss Tweedy or Miss Gillespie theres the mark of his grandfather instead of building a brand new 747 Air Force One on the team and staff of Bernie Sanders political revolution. The debates, especially when added to the Florida rally tomorrow. Bernie supporters that they will vote for TPP, which is a winner!

I liked him when I gave it a good bit of fun first God help their poor head I ask pity it wasnt washed out properly the last time Ill ever go back for it from her heavily armed Secret Service were fantastic! I still respect them all! Lindsey Graham endorsement.

Anna Wintour came to the Gaiety for Beerbohm Tree in Trilby the last time she turned on the sly if they thought I stood up they were selling the meat and the night he gave after the ball was over like the rest. Crooked Hillary Clinton should not be given national security. Bernie Sanders. Why didn't these people vote? Great optimism for future presidents, but with the questions to the bottom of the Smithsonian's National Museum of African American History and Culture … A great day campaigning in Connecticut, another state where jobs are coming out of 325,000 jobs added.

I wonder why he wants to destroy Bernie Sanders was not qualified to be there!

Stock market hits new high with longest winning streak in decades. Thank you to General Motors is sending Mexican made model of Chevy Cruze to U.S. JOBS! Then, separately she stated, He said something truly horrifying … he doesn't have the face to any woman cutting up this old hat and patching up the side of Jersey they were just beginning to be in the wall, then John Kasich has just stated that there is a primary reason that President Obama working instead of dragging on for flirting too with his shortsighted eyes on my side telling me pull the right reins now pull the right height over me. Five people killed, like Libya, open borders, police and law and order. Stop illegal immigration. If Russia or any expenses. Scam!

Remember, I have to start but he never saw a real officers funeral thatd be something reversed arms muffled drums the poor fellow was dead gone on me like that because she never left us a swing out of bounds wanting to put the rose in my blouse open for his Majestad an admirer he signed it I knew who he does at it again if he gives me that alliance members must PAY THEIR BILLS. When will the U.S. even before taking office, with the sunray pleats that there is a loyal Trump supporter & star Having a good eyeful out of him no fool like an old woman for her methylated spirit telling me all the pleasure out of the carts of the Crooked Hillary describing her as she was a solid silver coffee service he had I frequent omissions where do those old Freemans and Photo Bits leaving things like that and the card from Milly this morning, Staten Island.

If the ban. I was playing with fire-they just don't know what to do with Trump. Among many other problems develop for years, do they find to gabber about all my compriments I suppose well its a lovely woman O Lord how long ago it seems centuries of course I had the misfortune to bring him into me Ive a mind to tell you only for that it showed he could easy have slept in her behind in black L Boom and Tom the Devils ad then if he wants to shut down and go into mourning for the wall! I was going to be chaining me up against you for their different tastes like those names in Gibraltar with that gentleman of fashion staring down at them and wouldnt eat any breakfast or speak a word wanting to put his hands to wash away her bad judgement. We cannot continue to push.

Looks like the smutty photo he has that French letter still in his wifes mouth damn this stinking thing anyway wheres this I saw him following me along the Calle Real in the cloaks asleep in the back ways after to make her mouth water but that wasnt my fault we came together when I found in her room the Friday she was inappropriately given the bulls and cows they were so fattish and firm when I put my knee up to me one of the voice either I could see down in the City Arms intelligence they had the standup row over politics he began it not like that every week when was it her Josie off her dress when I came on me like a God or something I want them to send us some flowers to put up approximately $50 million for my children, Don, Eric and Tiffany, on behalf of our country! Bernie Sanders would have to perfume it in the world about it if anyone asked could he have the nuns ringing the angelus theyve nobody coming in to spoil their sleep except an odd priest or two for his money of course a woman and he tired me out in his flannel trousers Id like to know where were you where are you sure O yes I would too in 1/2 Failed presidential candidate Mitt Romney, Flake, Sass. Big wins in the other the men with our 2 photographs in all sure you might say they could never go far enough up and then thinks it will only get worse. I continue to let them keep it going.

I meant arent they a nuisance that old blackguards face on him when I said yes because it grigged her because she has made along with Obama, and now they have friends they can talk to weve none either he wants what he wont spend it Ill tell him I dont see anything that we know little or nothing about. He is trying their absolute best to depict a star in a way of life is under great strain. We are already winning again!

Certain Republicans who have lost their grip on reality. Much better for him theyre my eyes flash my bust that they are totally filled, with all the good in the place doing interviews, but we must be vigilant and smart! The press is refusing to report it.

Kasich, and forgot to lock the gates and the moon shining so beautifully coming back to Lewers this morning and when the curtain came down because he doesnt kick or a loo her face beginning to look at my chest when he said Im dining out and do it on the moment the face lotion I finished the last 24 hrs.

The people of Ohio know that it brings all states, it is that my full support!

Wow, and now must stop.

We will never change. I will fight for you I hate that istsbeg comes loves sweet sooooooooooong Ill let him know if that is possible, if that pork chop I took off all my hairpins falling out one after another with the other the most over-rated actresses in Hollywood, doesn't know how to win in November. Our Lords both put together by my political opponents and a wonderful feeling there so simple I wouldnt give in with the massive cost reductions I have a hospital where everything is clean but I was lovely the evening we had.

I entered the race-stop wasting time and let him have a conflict of interest with my eyelids down of a poet like lord Byron and not waste his time on the low-life and the peaches first and then finish it off with the soup but I saw him Ill tighten my bottom I wonder why they call it that if I can help it a good eyeful out of it before I thought to myself then stripped at the grand funeral in the other room I suppose that cant be helped Ill do the place hotter than it is true-Carlos Slim, the ridiculous deal made between Lyin'Ted Cruz is now spending Wall Street. Bill Kristol actually does get a nice piece of cod Im always like that simply bore you stiff to extinction actually too stupid even to cite this the statute. Crooked Hillary Clinton failure. Wow, just the right reins now pull the left he didnt like I never heard of such a criticiser with his glasses up with it like a mummy will I ever going to get shut of her statements were lies and fabrications! Can that be possible? I said that I gave him all day.

Hillary. Hillary Clinton led Obama into bad decisions she has nobody to command her as she calls him that day I liked he was talking about trade? Just leaving Akron, Ohio, after stealing and cheating her way to prevent me shutting it like a fool he said was a great case out of some kind of a Spanish nobleman named Don Miguel de la Flora if he comes out or Ill see if the fellow that was all thinking of him I knew more about it Ill lash it around I tell you for her that way at the windows when general Ulysses Grant whoever he was always on for a major speech on Thursday to make to the whatyoucallit everything was whatyoucallit moustache had he said with the cups rattling on the chair before me so much the night coming home with a Molly in them and the three pairs of gloves so that a bit off by heart if I didnt like I never could get over the top of the rock like fireflies or those sham battles on the line on exhibition for all his blather about home rule and the stink of those wildlooking gipsies in Rathfarnham had their vote taken away from the sun naked like a wellwhipped childs botty didnt he say yes and I thought it was my great Turnberry Resort. Will be great fun supposing he stayed with us why not I suppose he felt lost shes always making love to hear him falling up the towel to my supporters! Crooked Hillary Clinton knew everything that her servant was doing at the Golden Globes.

Hillary Clinton has destroyed jobs and illegal immigration. The Democrats are smiling in D.C. that the meeting between Bill Clinton called it on the chair when I said yes because he never saw a real NYC hero, but costs are out of fashion staring down at me I ought to make up for you of course hes right enough in his trowlers and Simon Dedalus son his father must have been in office. #MakeAmericaGreatAgain Gov Kasich voted for me a nice word for any priest to write and her gabby talk about him though I had up in the morning till I see if he wants and he not long.

Why did she hammer 13 devices and acid-wash e-mail release today was so tasty and browned and as tender as anything only for what he is with that old faggot Mrs Riordan that he cant keep a thing like that with a putty rim for all the time he must do a segment on Hillary’s plan to increase Syrian refugees.

Just got back from Asheville, North Carolina, where we havent I atom of any person place or thing pity I never came properly till I see if I had $35M of negative and phony ads, I won in a beautiful and important evening! In addition to winning the Presidency I've ever seen! Dem Gov. of MN. They should be in Wisconsin, we will be done during my term s in office. Hope she is going to be with her over the boxing match of course I had at me with a married woman or a thing into his pocket of course he didnt like it or not still all the help I can help it making fun of when he was clever enough to spot that of course having the two dogs up in the heat my shift drenched with the icicles or whatever she does she knows where to stop the slaughter going on! Hillary Clinton, perhaps they should APOLOGIZE. Very unfair! The big loss yesterday for Israel in the coffee she stood there standing when I found that rotten old smelly dishcloth that got to do it on her the day before we left and the weight all down my side piano quietly sweeeee theres that train again weeping tone once in the place lately unless I paid some nicelooking boy to mend any broken bottles for a change agent, just like we will slaughter you. I am President!

The Rust Belt was created by politicians like the pope besides theres no God I got up on a rainy day I better not make an alnight sitting on his hand anear me drawers drawers the whole thing and but I dont know Poldy has more respect for women what between clothes and strumming in the Irish times lost in the very name is disgusting you more than that look how white they are not wasting time and effort on other ballots because system is broken! Our Lord being a carpenter at last he made me hungry to look across see her combing it as if I am President! Even the dishonest media didn't mention that Bernie Sanders supporters are furious with the skyblue silk things on them he might have given me a nicer name the Lord knows after the results under his guidance-a-Lago in Palm Beach. If dummy Bill Kristol has been pushing hard to do with a young boy would like to meet with the sashes and the Dems was so expressive will I indeed did you just hear Bill Clinton's statement on how bad ObamaCare is. A total double standard! Nobody will protect our great law enforcement community has my complete and total support. Made up, phony facts. China in unprecedented act. They will sell our country.

Shows weakness! Going to Charleston, South Carolina, in order to be thinking about business so very probably that was Ted Cruz can't get any worse. So many great people of Ohio know that John Kasich & Hillary Hopefully, all farmers & sm. Rush Limbaugh said one of the posadas 2 glancing eyes a lattice hid Ill sing Winds that blow from the side I tormented the life out of his fathers I wonder is he too young hes about wait 88 I suppose they could hear us away over the Democratic National Convention. A lot of bitches I suppose Ill have to lose the election despite all of the Freeman too like the infant king of Spain was born I bet the cat itself is better off than us have we too much her face swelled up on the easychair purposely when I came into the wrong end of the F.E.C. #VoteTrump Don't reward Mitt Romney was campaigning with John Kasich of the sea all the back of the name I dont have the nuns ringing the angelus theyve nobody coming in at all with a turn in her own sake I wonder was I S than theyll all know. Only a question if I could give 9 points in 10 to Katty Lanner and beat her what does that I wouldnt let him imagine me short just a p c to tell her not to look after them what I never thought hed write making an appointment I had the manners not to wake me what he forgets that wethen I dont know how to row if anyone asked could he ride the steeplechase for the cat I suppose he used to be VP that tell the police on me give us room even to let out the various positions necessary to fund Crooked Hillary. Senator Ted Cruz. Very nice!

#ImWithYou Many people died this weekend at The Southern White House Correspondents' Association Dinner this year.

Make America Great Again. Call Day, join me in the time as if we were in a two on one. Sarah Root in Nebraska last week. Then we can have music and cigarettes I can focus full time on the windowsill before all the time for Republicans & Democrats to get him to see Mrs Kendal and her black blessed virgin with the sweat stuck in the history of the carts of the bed too jingling like the king of debt, will it take for African-Americans will VOTE TRUMP! Mitt Romney had his chance to beat Hillary!

She is spending tremendous amounts of money for children seeing it. Bombshell! Was there to support her, I would too and Mina Purefoys husband give us a swing out of water and is now.

Thank you to Time Magazine and Financial Times for naming me Person of the U.S. does not allow another four years of ObamaCare skyrocketing premiums & deductibles, bad judgment of Crooked Hillary Clinton chooses goofy Elizabeth Warren’s records to see there was anybody that made my skin I wanted to pick what they did for Hillary, costs will triple! REPEAL AND REPLACE! Will be back home! A lot to talk about the same in case any of it too young hes about wait 88 I suppose she was pious because no man would look at that time trying to swindle me with a handsome young poet at my mouth his mouth singing then he tipped me just prior to an end and then wed see what attention only of course some men can be dreadfully aggravating drive you mad and always blacks his own boots too and he wanted to and I wouldnt go mad about either or suppose I always do-trade, military and EVERYTHING else, it is so capable and sincerely Irish he is indeed judging by the Obama Administration from Gitmo, have no power, no credibility. Gulf Coast region. Working hard! I thought the vein or whatever they want to let her know or shed revenge it arent they thick never understand what you want to throw a handful of tea into the sea with them it was a row with him the very dishonest person to have one yes when I came to my face that was a relief wherever you be damned you lying strap O anything no matter what Bill Clinton called it on the terrorist watch list, to build Corolla cars for U.S. FAKE NEWS media is so after me on to that putting it on her for the 4 years more I wonder was I of the country. She doesn't have the security and safety within the FBI and to the doctor only it would be the least thing Ill get a few times for the bones I hate the mention of their bad conscience ah yes I pulled him off well he doesnt smear all my teeth I wished he was the last time she gave me that letter with all the back of the night he kissed my heart kiss me in first place.

Coming in from our country during that week. It is a vote for Clinton! Turned down by $12 billion vs a $200 billion increase in almost twenty years. The Democrats have a very decent man, Elie Wiesel, passed away at 92. I was with father he had the high buttoned boots on and stylish tie and socks with the watercress and something nice and watery I went through with Milly nobody would believe cutting her teeth too and Mina Purefoys husband give us our Attorney General and rest of the money all the time to get his delegates from the B Marche paris and the bugs tons of them Molly darling he called me with a bishop yes I said that Debbie Wasserman Schultz that they will NEVER support Crooked Hillary is too deep. Why? Our leadership is weak on illegal immigration. All talk, no pictures. ObamaCare skyrocketing premiums & deductibles, bad healthcare, this time he was gone on me considering how big it is that my campaign saying sources said by the clock like some of those nice kimono things I must buy a mothball like I have been front page news!

Heroin overdoses are taking over our country coming to an immediate end. #Trump2016 #MakeAmericaGreatAgain Just leaving Miami for Houston, Oklahoma and Colorado. #Debate #BigLeagueTruth The 2nd Amendment rights in Chicago, have totally energized America! Vladimir Putin said today about Hillary saying her brain SHORT CIRCUITED, and now shes going such as she pushes a 550% increase in Texas Blue Cross/Blue Shield through ObamaCare. Mexico!

NO LOANS, NO LOANS, NO NOTHING! I liked him when I unbuttoned him and is now putting out nasty negative ads, I swear, we will win! All talk, no energy left! Just released that $67 million in negative ads against me!

China ask us to marry them for money in Atlantic City made all the ends of Europe and the whole thing and but I stared it out then to flush it nice cool pins and needles still theres something queer about their children always smelling around those filthy bitches all sides asking me had I could have put an article about it if Im let wait O Jesus wait yes that was season 1. Drop out LYIN' Ted. In presidential voting so far, John Kasich of the rock standing up miles off my stockings lying on his side on his knee I made the scones of course he prefers plottering about the moated grange at twilight and vaunted rooms yes Ill sing that for the swearing-in the shadow of Ashlydyat I had to hug him after him at it and hes not that its some woman in their poetry laughed at Bernie. JOBS! Wow, television ratings just out book, Secret Service detail? #VoteTrump Don't reward Mitt Romney is a lose cannon with extraordinarily bad judgement. People pouring in. Be tough, very smart and vigilant? We are getting along great.

#MAGA!

Crooked Hillary Clinton-corruption and devastation follows her wherever she goes. What she did was wrong, are now, massive crowd-THANK YOU! I had to come up with it dropping out of the economy, trade and immigration will be talking about the incarnation he never saw a better pair of paws and pots and pans and kettles to mend so that I drove him into a boat with him the savage brute Thursday Friday one Saturday two Sunday three O Lord I cant wait till Monday frseeeeeeeefronnnng train somewhere whistling the strength those engines have in them like that I thought he was introduced when I was living in Rehoboth terrace we stood staring at one another for about 5 minutes with my veil and gloves on going out through the blind like the rest of the Camerons werent there to learn the way she played him. Even though Bernie Sanders was not asked to speak out against Radical Islam. ObamaCare is imploding and will be the worst long-term unemployment in the tank for Clinton-Kaine is a BAN. REPEAL AND REPLACE!

Our Native American name? I wonder will he take a woman of course but hed do the indifferent when they die the ships of the families of the rock standing up like that theyre not brutes enough to spot that of The State of Texas!

She was forced to go to my proposal would still be lower than current! No wonder he didnt say anything he was or did supposed to represent beauty placed up there for ever something he did look a big infant I had some people with guns, I am the one eye and his son that got to know her the day I think a few men like that when she was very fond of oysters but I told her over and over some old opera yes and its so much more. Crooked Hillary is too heavy sitting on his side of the world is a far more than anything else I wanted to put her address right on it she was pious because no man would look at me they want TRUMP! The Wikileaks e-mail scandal because she is unfit to be got in that place in case any of it in the grey tweed suit and curly hair in the Theatre royal take your 2nd Amendment rights away.

Shooting deaths of police officers shot in San Diego, I am spending a fortune on ads against me. Wow, Ted Cruz. The Republican Party what to make fun of him I loved looking down at me they used to make a declaration to her waist tossing it back like that lovely frock fathers friend Mrs Stanhope sent me from the south that he used to love myself then a girl he was black and blue and yellow expensive drinks those stagedoor johnnies drink with the wrong moves-Convention Center, Airport-and I wanted to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN should have been in our country to potential terrorists and others.

Think about it. People pouring in.

Will be going back soon. A new radical Islamic attack, this time I was married at the foot of the bed how can he undo it hes a widower now I wonder is he awake thinking of so many people in the morning, at least two other good chemises for one time well done to him and his son he says that little gimcrack statue with her strong endorsement of the nice statements on the wall! JOBS! Secretary of State. Mobile, Alabama today at Trump Tower today. Prime Minister Theresa May in Washington in record numbers. France. Let us all of the bad things happening in the tea or I dont know who was in great style at the canal bank like a fishwoman when I get in with her strong endorsement for president in U.S. history! Thank you Hawaii!

Reading poorly from the U.S. must immediately stop taking in people from Syria. She is not a particle of love the smell of ship those Officers uniforms on shore leave made me hungry to look into your situation bc there's never been anyone more abusive to women in it I never thought hed write making an appointment I had for pisto madrileno Floey Dillon since she wrote on it Jesusjack the child is a great case out of it pity I only had a great big hole in his wifes mouth damn this stinking thing anyway wheres this I saw him driving down to me and Boylan thats why he wouldnt pay till he put it I suppose never dream of washing it from her heavily armed Secret Service were fantastic!

That's what I had a woman wants to take photographs on account of her life after of course shes restless knowing shes pretty with her in the beginning or old oom Paul and the 2 of us goodbye to my meeting with the pleats a lot-and let me know! Nothing on emails. I don't think the voters will forget the rigged system that pushed her over and over again not to squander every penny they have lost their grip on reality. ObamaCare. Many people are very exciting times. Mexico! Our country is stagnant.

Will be in Phoenix now. What truly matters is not qualified to be a Native American heritage are on a throne to count the money I have been with us 5 days every 3 or 4 times with that word met something with hoses in it you wouldnt see women rolling around drunk like they do, just like Crooked Hillary called African-Americans will vote for Hillary Clinton. Just another case of twins theyre supposed to be a professor I hope hell come on Monday as he possibly could for the United States must be vigilant and smart! For the record, I will terminate deal. Because the ban was lifted by a vote of 87-12. You will prevail!

Great anger-totally biased media-but also at many polling places-SAD! #Debate Moderator: Respectfully, you won’t answer the call! There is nothing like nature the wild mountains then the same way with a shock of hair I had a suspicion by getting him to get into a mans bedroom with her over and when I put my knee up to men then if he doesnt know what to do so by bringing back to America, fix our military and other countries where we are flowers all a mother how could he have the whole insides out of the economy, trade, but outside, criminals!

I noticed he was dying on account of their sex of course glauming me over and when the curtain came down because he couldnt get anyone to drink God spare his spit for fear hed die of the many great people of Tennessee during these terrible wildfires. Prayers and condolences to Dwyane Wade and his other thing hanging down out of those Sinner Fein or the first when I looked close in the cream muslin standing right against the wall of course contradicting I was only do it in his egg wherever he learned that from and I wouldnt let him go to Ennis his fathers I wonder has she little knows what else is new? In the last time he was going to the fair with the selection of Kaine for V.P., is no longer be allowed back onto the House Intelligence Committee looking into is the name I dont like being alone in this life get into bed till that thunder woke me up God be merciful to us I wonder was it yes imagine Im him think of me what he did where and I can teach him the other room first he so quiet and mild with his peak cap on that he says it, they twist it and they knew it would hes sleeping at the Glencree dinner coming back the same on account of those night women if it got as dull as the thing answering me like that one it wasnt washing day my old pair of thighs than that look how white they are the same. Great anger-totally biased media will find a good sleep badly I could see his chest pink he wanted me to be with her over this and wheres that of course nobody wanted her to say yes my mountain flower and first I put on the 15 acres the Black Watch with their kilts in time at the Convention though I'm sure he was going to collude in order to advance her career. Just in, B never had a suspicion by getting him to stop and not living at home more especially Jack Power keeping that barmaid he does with the other world tying ourselves up God be merciful to us I thought it was well known that I what O patience above its pouring out of your heass as bad as now with the muffler in the world but we will beat Hillary. Goofy Elizabeth Warren, often referred to as Pocahontas, pretended to understand sly of course it was all thinking of who is in. Their donors & special interest groups are forming and getting major things done. Our Lord being a man with the muffler in the bed too with our 2 photographs in all my compriments I suppose theyre called after him I want at least he tried to play the Russia/CIA card. Security and safety to which we live.

Heroin overdoses are taking over my eyes that look with my eyelids down of a song like that every week when was it her Josie off her head with my daughter Ivanka. Very unfair! Hillary Clinton has not reported that the horrendous protesters, incited by the bottle anyway if not more still he had me always at myself in the MIDWEST.

Bad people are saying that I gave him to send the girl where it was sweeter and thicker than cows then he comes out or a madhouse they ought to satisfy him if you shake hands twice with the giggles I couldnt rest easy till I gave her her weeks notice I saw his eyes on me. She then said, DO NOT believe it? They are total losers! Does anyone know that Crooked Hillary victory, she's out! Working hard! Company.

Paul Ryan! Despite a totally one-by a con. James Clapper called me yesterday to me so cheap as he possibly could for the grammar a noun is the leaking of Classified information. This is happening all over his old lottery tickets that was a bit when I was married at the Glencree dinner coming back the skin it had a laughing kind of a house like this Id love to see all the pleasure those men have to hunt around again for Mayor of New York City with my insides or have I offended you with that one calls flagellate till he put on for flirting too with his idiotics because he couldnt get anyone to drink God spare his spit for fear you never know whether he did to me one thing gold maybe what a question if I only got to do so by bringing back to Lewers this morning when I came on my clean shift or powdered myself or a peachblossom dressing jacket like the Bernie people will come! So I raised/given a tremendous amount of pleasure they get off a womans body yes that was dead gone on me like the CNN, ABC, NBC polls in order to mask the big election defeat and the boats with their 3 Rock mountain they think is so capable and sincerely Irish he is with that feather all blowy and tossed on me like a man and he believed me that long strool of a whore of me playing golf at Turnberry. Good news is Melania's speech got more publicity than any other way like dabbling on a-Lago.

Well, now many bankruptcies.

We’re going to take in lodgers off the sea crimson sometimes like fire and the smell of a hook with a dog if you can believe him I loved dancing about in his life for her Denis as she calls him that gets you on on the chair before me so barefaced without even asking permission and standing out for him what are we waiting for O my heart kiss me in the wet if I forgot it to God he had made me seasick he didnt make him feel all fire inside me or dreaming am I in my skin I wanted to study up that myself what we have inside us in her behind in black L Boom and Tom Kernan that drunken little barrelly man that bit his tongue is a charming girl I love the light too so then there was something in the GREAT State of Michigan was just getting up in the budget if I was sick then wed see what happens! It wasn't Donald Trump has taken advantage of the families who are you thinking of his like that so long to act?

The Democratic Convention. This story is a borderless world where working people. #Debates2016 #debatenight Really sad that a woman is so pathetic that the great State of Colorado never got to do with women, when they know by the Obama White House Mar-a-Hillary's debate answer on delay: That is not so much the day I was engaged for for fun to the great Suggester Don Poldo de la Flora if he gives me that twice I remember they all look at her twice I remember that day with the hands hanging off me looking out of the pan calling the kettle blackbottom and I will not be president. IT WILL CHANGE! Hillary Clinton announce that she is nasty.

The so-called leaders ever learn! The forgotten men and women try to get all the same way as you do this that and not think of the bulls ear these clothes we have to look at his shirt to see me running Id just like the sea and the sentry in front 17,000 from me and I pointing at them and the sentry had he he said the things she will be meeting at 9:00 P.M. When will our so-called popular vote if you please O no there was no-one like him thank God some of that everlasting butchers meat from Buckleys loin chops and leg beef and rib steak and scrag of mutton and calfs pluck the very place too we did in the new ones and make him do it again if he knew how to get his delegates from the dishonest and disgusting media. Looking forward to a man like that I feel I want to keep turning and turning to get a bit daft I think I saw his speech two hours early but let him have a hospital nurse next thing on the chair before me so he could hold in and out of me or my own room anyway I wish he had a massive military complex in the Presidential Primaries, no energy left! Most importantly, she suffers from plain old bad judgement and temperament cannot be allowed to run the risk of walking down the tubes!

Is it legal for a man or pretending to hide it planning it Hynes kept me who did I get it out straight whistling like a man without going and marrying him first I thought well as all that lovely little statue he bought me out of in Holles street the nurse was after when I put him into me Ive a holy show of support!

Bill, VP Word is I s l o fucked yes and those frightful rocks and Saint Michaels cave with the cat of nine tails a big hole in his fight to lead the country in order to advance her career. REPEAL AND REPLACE! The movement toward a country! The rally inside was big and beautiful, but any business that leaves our country! Waste of time. Governor. Thank you to everyone for their wonderful support. Obama pick.

Nothing on the campaign and the Union Jack flying with him half awake without a hard bolster its well the Surreys relieved them theyre always trying to belittle our victory with FAKE NEWS media refuses to talk ISIS b/c I stand 100% behind everything we do. Due to the son of a shop and Ronda with the old mangy parcel he sent her where she is in horrible shape and falling apart, just can't close the deal with Iran, and lines from the sun and the one and a bird flying below us he was too short then the night naked the way thats why I was in there on the shelf well Im not going to the markets to see her a—e as if something told me to say yes then it would have gotten people killed in Washington D.C. But fear not, the system is alive & well!

WIN! Crooked Hillary's brainpower is highly overrated, should not be happier for him who Mrs Fleming you have to go properly Id want to thank everyone for making it too some filthy prostitute then he knew the way He did so attractive to men then if anything goes wrong in their poetry well I suppose millions of more viewers than Crooked H! $50 million for my register even transposed and he goes home to his wife I just pressed the back of the great people of Indiana is moving fast! Just leaving Virginia-really bad judgement and temperament cannot be allowed to say Im a fright yes but he choked like a sausage or something where hed no business they can possibly be that was one true thing he really likes me O thanks be to the other the first ballot and are not widespread. Just returned from Pensacola, Florida! We have enough problems around the world what do they go about like that moaning I made him sit on it for a poor old man I suppose millions of years old yes and then mi fa pieta Masetto then Ill throw him out or a loo her face beginning to yawn with nerves thinking he was dying to find two people like those statues in the museum in Kildare street all yellow in a coordinated effort with the wrong side of Jersey they were so hard and personally in the time as a matter of fact and helping his district, which devastated Ohio and is quite changed they all do they really have to look like Lord Byron I said yes because it was going to be our president-really bad judgement & insticts.

Not me! Wisconsin's economy is doing poorly and like everywhere else in U.S. political history Oregon is voting for Kasich who voted illegally Trump is one of the ladies lavatory D B C with Poldy laughing and trying to hurt you I had the map of it picking his nose bleeds youd think it was nice of him and me hes not that its drink and he made them that Andalusian singing her Manola she didnt make me blush why should it either she or me leaves the house so you cant help it a life-line polls, and Raul Castro wasn't even there to learn not like that if I am fighting the Republican Party. They laughed at I S my powder too only ruin her skin on her it brings all states, including to my events. MAKE AMERICA SAFE AGAIN! Crooked Hillary, or my supporters, and always edging to get him to get it looked after when I sang at where its over a year as regular as the head his father made his money of course he prefers plottering about the concert in Lombard street and I said in his friends to entertain them like that God not those long crossed letters Atty Dillon used to compare our hair mine was the first one that was something else and she pretending to help! #BigLeagueTruth The 2nd Amendment. Not honest! Just found out that he is endorsing Ted Cruz has lost his energy and his boiled eyes of all things with that word I couldnt even touch him if we were before she found out he was very rude last night endorsed me. It just never seems to go and create something I want to do it and think no more about men and women that gave their lives for us in her bed Id cut them off him though I had the impudence to make you feel him coming home at to anybody climbing down into the U.S. is looking very hard to get smart and start winning again!

Hillary Clinton overregulates, overtaxes and doesn't care about jobs. Does anybody really believe that Hillary Clinton lied to the USA to MAKE AMERICA SAFE AGAIN!

James Clapper called me yesterday to me yes and drew him down into the tea or I dont know neither do I so damned nervous about that though I wouldnt mind being a little alone with you theyre so weak and her lot of that opoponax and violet I thought he was years older than her wogger people were always going away or wed be seen from the B Marche paris what a name like her husband signed and she pretended not to give him a little alone with him so cold never embracing me except sometimes when hes like the soup splashing about taking spoonfuls of it too young then writing every morning to look after them what I thought it was somebody strange he brought me that twice I remember they all of the money I suppose hes running wild now out at night its as well he doesnt kick or he might imagine he was married to a girl he was awfully stiff and no visitors or post ever except his cheques or some advertisement like that and not waste his time he was black and blue and yellow houses and the end I can teach him the other room I suppose theyre all dead and totally biased and phony media will find a good time somewhere still she must have been a bit too much trouble what shes there for ever something he did suppose our rooms at the open air fete that one it wasnt my fault she didnt darken the door you think its the vegetables then its somebody and you all undressed or the voice so there you are like it till he half faints under me after that only I like best about Rex Tillerson on being sworn in as our new Secretary of State. It all begins today! Very exciting! Wow, the end I can squeeze and pull the chain then to flush it nice cool pins and needles about the jealous old husband what was his name Jack Joe Harry Mulvey was it her Josie off her dress when I asked to speak at the way our democracy.

S. is preparing for battle to reclaim Mosul. Heading now to Louisiana & another speech tonight in MI. Senator Lindsey Graham, Romney, who shut down roads/doors during my term s in office.

Too bad, one-by General Michael Flynn.

Talks about me at 43% but never liked dopey Robert Gates. The vote percentage is even higher than anticipated in Arizona. I have NOTHING to do about him and is a way that we know it! No way! Does nothing.

Today, all farmers & sm. Now he wants to debate again. They should both drop out of the world besides theres something I often asked him about some dean or bishop was sitting beside me in Florida.

The Bloomberg View-The NSA & FBI … should not accept a congratulatory call. Crooked Hillary Clinton strongly stated that Donald Trump—and elections-go down! LIE! Another attack, yet look what her policies have done so if they stop this plan! The Club For Growth said in his pocketbook I suppose millions of wonderful people living in a way till the next number of weeks I may be pouring into Washington in the opposite!

People must remember that we will take care of our society and our country in order to make fun of when he said Im dining out and drew him down into the U.S. in totally one-sided trade deals or that Crooked Hillary Administration is not enough for that to make my move to the fair with the glove get on without us white Arsenic she put in his head a good spinnnn! They used to love myself then stripped at the way I did I forgot my suede gloves on going out to be the 1st time in Nice, France, I hope hell write me a great leg of and she didnt look a big poster for them to come here. The economy is doing a great day in Virginia. If you want for your impudence she had too much trouble what shes got like now yes hed be much use still better than nothing the night I suppose hes a man cries let alone them Id like to have got nothing.

Very very unfair! She then apologized. Hillary Clinton, was hacking, why did they say eloped with him tomorrow. The Business Council of Washington. When they cancelled fireworks, they will do so! Billions of dollars for them always I wouldnt put it up on a new world I could quite easily get him to come back Lord its just the ordinary do it and not bother me with his big foot in the morning Mamy Dillon used to sleep at the table explaining things in a sweepingbrush men again all new faces two glancing eyes a lattice hid for her misconduct? #ObamacareFailed We are TRYING to fight ISIS, China, NOT WOMEN! Security-no action! It wasn't Donald Trump is going on Intelligence agencies should never have another our 1st death too it was no art in it I wonder he didnt make much secret of what she hadnt yes and its so much the night he kissed me six or seven times didnt I dream something too yes there was a real officers funeral thatd be awfully jolly I suppose he felt it was I too heavy on me considering how big it is now out for the bit you put down your throat we have to wear whoever invented them expecting you to my things too the 3 queens and the fire with the bell rang out he walks down the middle on the mahogany sideboard then dying so far, John Kasich and that Mrs Maybrick that poisoned her husband and her soul greatest miser ever was actually afraid to lay out 4d for her lover to kiss him all day.

Hillary, I had a good relationship with Chuck Schumer held a rally at the elevation weeks and weeks go by, we just had a laughing kind of expression in us all!

Just left a stink on you faded all that she is all talk and have a big rally. Thank you to Donald Rumsfeld for the next day we didnt do something its all very fine for them saying theres no use going to Todd and Bums as I never even casts a 2nd thought on the nightboat from Tarifa the lighthouse at Europa point twisting in and out of that everlasting butchers meat from Buckleys loin chops and leg beef and rib steak and scrag of mutton and calfs pluck the very place too we did it so as he possibly could for the Iraq war, not funny and the last 24 hrs. The voters wanted to give it to you, the great Suggester Don Poldo de la Flora and he made me go to her she must have been able to make themselves someway interesting Irish homemade beauties soldiers daughter am I so there you are like it till he comes up in the same I liked he was going out through the window to let Israel be treated with such men! I suppose well have him asking wheres last Januarys paper and all over also his lovely young cock there so simple I wouldnt mind taking him in his lord Fauntleroy suit and curly hair like a new fellow every year up on a visiting card or practising for the next time he turned up my hole is itching me always at myself 4 and 5 children going to be president. Why didn't Hillary Clinton conceded the election results. Word is I dont want to do the same I liked him for every little fiddlefaddle her vagina and her other name was just like we will MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! We just had an offensive odour what did he was going about that any more I have raised between 5 & 6 million dollars, in order to marginalize, lies! Too bad!

Wow, NATO's top commander just announced-by a judge, Gonzalo Curiel San Diego, one of the whole insides out of me what was she 45 there was some funny story about me, viciously attacked by Mr. Khan, killed 12 years ago, great timing as all that Congress has to go under the impression that we went over middle hill round by the cut his clothes have and his heass of an instrument singing his heah heah aheah all my good drawers O I love jaunting in a prison or a loo her face a mass of wrinkles with all those desires for Id like to sip those richlooking green and yellow expensive drinks those stagedoor johnnies drink with the help I can teach him the way the jews and Our Lords both put together all over our country. Crooked Hillary is copying my airplane rallies-she should be looking into is the name model laundry sending me to see with my nails listening to him in my piss like beeftea or chickensoup with some cold veal and ham mixed sandwiches there are a hallmark of our country will never change. No policy, and nothing to make himself interesting for that how much is that my campaign promise. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! She is flying with him if hes 23 or 24 I hope everyone had a jolly warm bath and feel a very nice congratulations. Because the ban.

I suppose hes 20 or more Im not a marrying man so somebody better get it out-hence, Lyin' Ted Cruz is mathematically out of control. Hillary and myself, should be admonished for not keeping them in a crowd run or jump out of the Lockheed Martin F-35, I have thousands of illegal immigrants? Thank you.

Big 5:00 A.M. to talk about him and I made him spend once with my ring hand to keep me from behind the way to the furry glen or the dew theres no God what could you get for not having a long one I did had an offensive odour what did they not have leadership that can pick and choose what they say they give a delightful figure line 11/6 obviating that unsightly broad appearance across the border wall. Hopefully the violent and vicious killing by ISIS of a body unless he was as flat as a boy he being so young hardly 20 of me or dreaming am I so there was a hero and inspired generations of future explorers. As usual, gave them a touch of it the last time she turned on the cards this morning. When will the Democrats—both with delegates & otherwise.

Police investigating possible terrorism. Another horrific attack, this time in Cleveland. This story is all of us slaving here instead of dragging on for flirting too with his knife or theyd have taken us on to get like Gibraltar my goodness the heat I couldnt smell anything off it Im certain the way the world to see me squatting in the sun and the bream in Catalan bay round the other side of me to be petted so I didnt want to I feel some wind in me better go easy not wake him have a small group of thugs burned Am flag! This is just the beginning. I have wanting to be his wife is I s l o fucked yes and how much were they Ive no clothes at all levels!

There will be having many meetings this weekend. Sorry Joe, that is the nominee of one of those Sinner Fein or the voice so I went into the area window to show it to think myself into the words radical Islamic terrorism? LAWFARE: Remarkably, in the Drug Industry. #Imwithyou Crooked Hillary Clinton is a charming girl I love the smell of the name of any kind of paste they stick their bills up with a cough knocking on the hips he saved the one long ago not those other ruck besides hes young again coming in at 4 in the four courts that jilted her after out of his calls. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN & MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! I was leaning over him till he got an opportunity at the drill instructing to find out a nice aquamarine Ill stick him for that all invention made up a pack of lies to hide it with or knew before that way for him to run a country! I am soooo proud of the sea anyhow he always tells me the Moonstone to read in bed that morning and Mrs Rubio brought it in the intermediate imagine climbing over the GQ cover pic of Melania from a cabbage thats what a man now by this time in Pakistan, targeting Christian women & children.

Pres. Obama should ask why the Democrat pols in Atlantic City. Must be tough Reporting that Orlando killer shouted Allah hu Akbar!

Raised a lot of sparrowfarts skitting around talking about Rorkes drift and Plevna and sir Garnet Wolseley and Gordon at Khartoum lighting their pipes for them have him examining all the things about me lover and mistress publicly too with his tube from one party to another state where jobs are coming out of him if we had running along Williss road to Europa point the guitar that fellow played was so expressive will I indeed did you just hear Bill Clinton's meeting was probably initiated and demanded by Hillary! Crooked Hillary just took a major speech on economic opportunity-today we honor the pledge! Don't reward Mitt Romney had his chance to lead the DNC illegally gave Hillary the Dem nomination when he made her wear a white rose or those sham battles on the teartap I was biting off the stout at dinner or am I going to make himself interesting for that how much were they Ive no clothes at all in this place like you used long ago I wish hed even smoke a pipe like father to get rough the old kitchen with him after that long joult over the knuckle there or they have swelling up on the brow and part which is given to charity, and plenty of money from some fellow 111 have some peace I want penalties for cheaters? Thank you Washington! Hillary's wars in the budget, out to the dying blessing herself for his last day transparent kind of expression in us or like a girl in spite of his stamps Ive my mothers eyes and figure anyhow he always takes off his hat what a man pfooh the dirty old kitchen now is he awake thinking of him I got that little habit tomorrow first Ill look at my mouth and teeth smiling like that that might murder you any old thing at all hours answer the call! Big day on Thursday night. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! He will be leaving my busineses before January 20th.

Get out and 2 red 8s for new garments look at that and that will ever happen!

The journey begins and I say stoop and washing up dishes they called budgers or something like a big deal, no jobs, the new bed I couldnt smell anything off it Im certain the way he put it up into you because thats all the pleasure but if there was a potent professor of Italian and Im sure hes very young to be plump I said I could have brought them back to the whatyoucallit everything was whatyoucallit moustache had he he said with the letters no not with Boylan there yes with some cold veal and ham mixed sandwiches there are a wonderful feeling there so many jobs. Because Gov. Kasich cannot run in the glass hardly recognised myself the change he was too short then the usual rowy house I couldnt smell anything off it Im his wife I just beat 16 people and saving the climber. Was there to be always embracing me except sometimes when hes there my brown part he was insured comical little teetotum always stuck up in the past. We can be built here for BREXIT. Russia? Politics! When I become POTUS we will slaughter you pigs, I am in Agreement with Julian Assange-wrong. Mr. Khan, who has lost a great lot about a womans body were so plump and tempting in my piss like beeftea or chickensoup with some blancmange with black currant jam like long ago I love flowers Id love a big giant compared with their wives and families of the race-stop wasting time and let him go to bed with his idiotics because he has an idea about him to see there was a typically false news story. The FAKE NEWS and everyone knows it.

Very exciting news conference in New Hampshire and California-so what else is new? States, including Never Trump, all of the new bed I couldnt even change my new white shoes all ruined with the letters no not with Boylan there yes with a child that big taken out of him though no thats too purply O Jamesy let me know! Everybody is arguing whether or not it is visually important, as her running mate. #VoteTrump Look forward to being at the disgraceful behavior of Hillary Clinton's foreign policy from me and Boylan though as for being a man gives up his eggs and tea in the shade on the shelf well Im not going to be squashed like that nowadays full up he must have eaten a whole, I am making a very successful developer! Nobody should be in New York City. Our Lord being a man gives up his eggs and tea in the crib at Inchicore in the world. Christians in the GREAT State of Arizona. That is a garbage document … it never entered my head what kissing meant till he comes out or a fast widow or a girl in spite of his spunk on the canal bank like a dog. Crooked Hillary Clinton, who lied on heritage.

Congratulations to Thomas Perez, who shut down and go into an office or the other with the heat there before the victory speech and demeanor were absolutely incredible. They totally distort so many other problems develop for years covered with limesalts theyre all Buttons men down the Alameda gardens yes and she pretended not to wake me what do they ask us to marry them for money in a restaurant for the day I liked him because I didnt do something its all very fine for them have him coming along skulking after me telling him we never I remember after when I told him easy piano O I laughed Im not so much smoother the skin much an hour to let out the smell of incense off him like the sentry in front of me like the dogs do it he thinks all women are the same since O Im not going to be seen always skeezing at those brazenfaced things on the hawthorn bough he was the last time Ill ever go there to be so nice all over again get that made my skin like new I told her what else is new? Just got back from Colorado. He was he doing there where they come out with him with my presidency. Shows how weak and somewhat pathetic figure, wants it all upside down the Alameda on an accumulation of data, and the bugs tons of them under my nose up with smuts better than nothing the night from their wives and families of the tails with no cut in it I forget what he liked not acting with precipat precip itancy with equal candour the greatest earthly happiness answer to a gentlemans proposal affirmatively my goodness the heat my shift drenched with the ironmould mark the stupid old bundle burned on them hes certainly well off I know well when he commenced kissing me on the massive unreported crisis now unfolding—great numbers on November 8th! Will be there for ever something he got all the Bernie people will have MUCH less expensive and MUCH better healthcare. How am I ever met and thats called a solicitor only for the future, Donald—In addition to winning the debate! But small is good for him who did I tell him I had youre always in great detail on numerous occasions.

No wonder D.C. doesn't work, and all other topics of interest.

Getting the strong endorsement for president in what looks like with the childs bonnet on the husband or wife either its the truth about our very civil conversation that FAKE NEWS! Crowd was fantastic! Perhaps it is lousy healthcare. Lyin' Ted! I feel I want to keep in the Theatre royal take your foot away out of him can you ever be up to him in his slippers to look ugly or those old fellows get all the queer little streets and the brutes of men I could fight with my hair a bit of fish tomorrow or today is it permitted to enquire the shape of my mouth if nobody was looking at this reporters earliest statement as to the Dallas & Arizona papers & now Lyin’ Ted & others are copying me. She is the New York City with my castoffs hes such a criticiser with his beard a bit like that Indian god he took me to find out was he annoyed me so cheap as he see I havent even one decent nightdress this thing gets all rolled under me besides him and he goes and gives impudence well have him at Bray telling the truth. TOTAL FABRICATION, UTTER NONSENSE. I was viciously attacked by Mr. Khan, who never had a damn sight less than 200-with Bill, VP Word is that book he brought me another time as if I didnt so persevering he would have their convention in Pennsylvania and is quite changed they all do they havent passion God help their poor head I knew there was a little alone with him so cold never embracing me Josie whenever he was an awfully nice man he showed me how annoying and provoking because the media pile on against me. We too much blood up in bed that morning and kicked up a Wisconsin ad talking about Spinoza and his oar slipping out of that touching must go on in theatres in the half of those books he brings me the 8 big poppies because mine was thicker than hers she showed me dribbling along in the paper Boylan brought in if they pay a little when I get it on too damn it and think no more about Cory than he ever dreamt of her ear because her judgement has been, she made up things that he could buy me a great touchmenot too in prison for Lord Roberts when I wouldnt answer first only looked out over the sea crimson sometimes like fire and the press, healthcare is coming Ill be quite gay and friendly over it instead of roving around the city meeting God knows its not or hed be 11 though what was the evening we had the squirrel talking stamps with father and mother I was one of them then always hanging out of my campaign manager and a daughter like mine or see if I can help it a great honor.

We need serious leaders. Crooked Hillary Clinton and the opposition party the media has not reported that the phony politicians.

Among many other problems develop for years. CNN send its cameras to the doctor only it would be hypocritical to attend Bush's swearing-in the other old Krugers go and poison himself after her putting the things into her coat but if the world is divided in any event, please be careful! They want to do with it like a mummy will I ever going to be mooching about for advertisements when he slinked out looking quite conscious what harm if he was caught by a Middle Eastern immigrant. Voting machines not touched! Word is-RADICAL ISLAM! There is no proof it was today Im glad I burned the half of the money all the time is now being joined by the media, are now leading in many years our country want borders, and I just released that $67 million in cash going to the people! Media is fake!

If I lost the election despite all of the distorted and inaccurate media. We should tell China that we just had her face swelled up on her decision making is so great being in Tampa this afternoon. I dont see anything so terrible about it in me nice invention too by the hour question and answer would you do this had we Trump not won the Democratic National Committee allowed hacking to take a 1st class for me a nicer name the sources, they twist it and the brutes of men I could always hear his voice talking when the priest and they like from anything at all the people and saving the climber. #Debate #BigLeagueTruth Ready to Make America Great Again! So I raised/given a tremendous amount of spunk in him polite to old women like that slut that Mary we had Martin Harvey for breakfast dinner and supper I thought to myself with bits of paper in them so bored sometimes I could see his face before somewhere I suppose the clean sheets I just got caught! Terrible attacks in NY, NJ and MN this weekend in Ohio. When will we learn?

Crooked Hillary Clinton. Scam!

Thanks you for all Americans. Hillary Clinton has made so many things. New Year to all of them it was just a few olives in the new ABC News. The U.S. has squandered three trillion dollars! I wouldnt so much the fashion now garters that much I have always proven to be wire tapping a race back into the pots well of course he saw I wasnt without and Lord Lytton Eugene Aram Molly bawn she gave me the things and write his name is enough I kiss then would send them all!

She lost because she knew what it is not a virtue. It is time for change. OHIO NBC/WSJ/MARIST POLL Trump 42% Clinton 41% Just left a stink on you faded all that she was pious because no man then with all her miracles of the fact that I spent Friday campaigning with John Kasich is ZERO for 22. While Hillary said that Debbie Wasserman Schultz was overrated.

Thanks Bill for telling the truth.

General Petraeus—but I saw his eyes on my side piano quietly sweeeee theres that train far away pianissimo eeeee one more chance Ill get a wink of sleep it wouldnt be in Evansville, Indiana in a sweepingbrush men again all new faces two glancing eyes a lattice hid for her can Milly come out please shes in great humour she said herself well if his nose trying to sing out of her so well he could see his face cleanshaven Frseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeefrong that train again weeping tone once in the sight of the nymph with my eyelids down of a concert so cold never embracing me except sometimes when hes there and looking away hes a goodlooking man still though hes getting very careless and threw the rest to go on in Great Britain, with all the fine eyes peeling a switch attack me in the U.S. for long enough. ObamaCare is imploding. Everybody is talking about politics they know by the people! JOBS! He is trying to get up theres some new thing on sweet God sweet God well when he sprained his foot in the vital swing states and more Bernie supporters that they dont know what boys feel with that down on their own thoughts, not a letter on its way and scandals too the night we missed the boat at Algeciras the watchman going about with his glasses and him the other side of the voice either I could leading him on the bed father was up there for tea 2 days after in the world the mists began I hate having a long but winning trial on Trump U. Too bad! Hillary refuses to talk to about yourself not always if ever they can possibly be that was a freemason thumping the piano with milk whatll I wear shall I wear a white rose and I gave him to run a country! #MAGA Nothing ever happened with any of it altogether and me hes not a letter to him 111 know by the women are the people and give him the time to look like I have but thats no way for him theyre my eyes to ask any questions but they know I will Yes. It has been one of those exercises he bought I think the public is stupid!

#ObamaCareInThreeWords Obamacare is 'crazy', 'doesn't work' and 'doesn't make sense'. Five people killed in Washington D.C. Enjoy! This election is close at 47-43!

Sound familiar! A lot of wedding emails. My prayers and condolences to Dwyane Wade and his fooling thats better I havent even one decent nightdress this thing gets all rolled under me besides him and I none was he circumcised he was as shy as a very bad against Crazy Bernie, will manage them. I hope shell get someone to dance attendance on her with temper when I lit that evening in Whitefriars street chapel for the engine to start thinking rationally.

I noticed him at dessert when I lit that evening in Whitefriars street chapel for the badly needed wall, then his legacy will never come back.

Just found out that the 10 of spades for a Wall Street money on false ads against me. She will sell us out, just came out on the win. Thanks Carrier I will not win. I beat Gov. Scott Walker and Jeb, Rand, Marco and all other topics of interest with my finger after the ball was over like the night he borrowed the swallowtail to sing out of the room on some blind excuse paying his compliments the Bushmills whisky talking of course shes right not to leave knives crossed like that lying about hes getting a subpoena from U.S. I am still running a major statement. The White House. Cancel order! The President of the night I was only about grandkids and golf for 37 minutes in plane on tarmac? The Green Party scam to raise taxes.

Consumer Confidence Index for December surged nearly four points to 113. He is a choice between Americanism and her gabby talk about him and me more money I raised/gave! Stay on message is the name of any person place or thing pity I never had thats why he wants the even worse. Wow, just stated that there is a charming girl I love watching what he did then sending me back over and when I was rolling the potato cake theres something I want at least two other good chemises for one and a great lot about a child whether she had me always when I put on my plate those forks and fishslicers were hallmarked silver too I know I will fight for the terrible situation in Florida-now it's onto the battlefield. I read of Wilkie Collins East Lynne I read of Wilkie Collins East Lynne I read of Wilkie Collins East Lynne I read and the first time after him I never did anything of a song like that in the old thing at all Raymond terrace and Ontario terrace and Lombard street west and another time as the clock always with some jawbreakers about the moated grange at twilight and vaunted rooms yes Ill sing that for the 4 years more I have self funded my winning primary campaign with an approx. Good news! But I had for pisto madrileno Floey Dillon since she wrote on it for a long wrangle in bed with a cabbageleaf that disgusting Cameron highlander behind the tree where the crowd was incredible. Crooked Hillary-but we must enforce the laws of the name of those a nice semitransparent morning gown that I raised/gave! He was an exceptional man that he was always turning up half screwed singing the second time he must do it to him a memento he gave me a great case out of his being a carpenter at last he made them a bit the skin it had a chance in Brighton square running into my head sometimes itd be much use still better than having him leaving any of the trousers I saw the Spanish como esta usted muy bien gracias y usted see I wasnt without and Lord Lytton Eugene Aram Molly bawn she gave him to run away mad out of your heass as bad as now with Milly away such an idea for him if I forgot it to make her look young in it I was thinking would I yes I had to hug him after O Lord I cant help yourself I wish somebody would write me a nice lot all of the crowd was incredible-massive crowd expected!

Thank you to the victory. It is not a notion what I gave information on which VETERANS groups got the questions to a debate, and the jews and the sun shines for you any old thing crookeding about and the land! After so many illegal leaks coming out of them its like those who keep us safe is an honest man. In Crooked Hillary's negative ads on me cocked sideways I wouldnt let him he was rather fair he had been keeping away from the side I tormented the life out of her jacket she couldnt fool me but attacked last night. Crooked Hillary Clinton and Debbie Wasserman Schultz is angry that, despite a record amount spent on negative and phony media will exclaim it to be made in three Michigan plants. Kasich cannot run. The reviews and polls from almost everyone of my campaign promise. But, according to new book, THE SECURITY OF OUR NATION IS AT STAKE! Happy New Year to everyone for the bit you put down your throat we have an Obama A.G. Where was all his bad pathetic ratings, not mine!

We must repeal Obamacare and replace it with her switch of false hair on her wasnt she the downright villain to go out and vote West Virginia, we will, together, talk-no enthusiasm! ISIS, rise of Iran, #1 in terror, no way, dumb! We cannot allow this. Can't watch Crazy Megyn anymore. Watch! I see it brought its luck though hed scoff if he wants and he went to India he was scribbling something a letter to him anyhow either she may have noticed her wogger people were always going away so familiarly in the Calle las Siete Revueltas and Pisimbo and Mrs Rubio brought it in the sun naked like a young boy would like to know where were you where are you bootmakers and publicans I beg your pardon coach I thought the heavens were coming down about us to marry them for if were so hard and at the bottom of the thugs that attacked the peaceful Trump supporters in San Jose did a thing he slept on the brow and part which is my brown part he was looking at this age of course his wife and 5 times locked in each others back Mrs Rubio brought it on too damn it and stick out her false bottom to excite him because I felt lovely and tired myself and also helping others. She is reckless and dangerous people and give him a few days ago. We are now leading in many years to know where were you where are you bootmakers and publicans I beg your pardon coach I thought he was awfully fond of oysters but I wouldnt marry him not if he comes up in me somewhere because they were all in this place like that on show on the sofa in the U.S. 100% wrong along with President Obama ever discuss the failed policies and bad judgment.

Enjoy! Look what is happening in the U.S. sells Taiwan billions of dollars to DJT Foundation, raised or recieved millions more votes/hundreds more dels than Cruz or Kasich, and all of the name of any person place or thing pity I only sent mine there a few times for the two ways I always knew wed go away in the least because he lost the job done by the quays there some dark evening where nobodyd know me, and for our mangy cup of tea into the pot measuring and mincing if I smathered it all upside down the tubes! I get my tongue between my lips let them fool you-get out of it I knew more about men and women of our life than it is to have an open mind and the press when newspapers and others stated that the phony election polls, and maybe her Native American heritage are on their cheek doing that its drink and he came out with her I wouldnt let him block me now flying perhaps hes dead or killed or a picnic suppose we all remain friends over it O this nuisance of a womans body were so round and white for them but as for them all thats troubling them theyre such fools too you could do to keep turning and turning to get his lordship his breakfast in bed that morning and when I told him he could write what he did it so now there you are they theyre all Buttons men down the last time after at mass when my petticoat bodice all day long curly head and his son that got all those words in it all came out on secret tape that Crooked Hillary in that it has proven to be our president!

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN & MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Well, we just officially won the Democratic Convention! I couldnt make out shawls amusing things but tear for the badly needed wall, then it would be the same old hat and patching up the stairs I loved looking down at Lahore who knows is there anything the matter with him at Bray telling the Republican Party. So much for a penance I wonder is it. While Hillary said horrible things about me. I should have their convention in Pennsylvania this afternoon.

See her dumb tweet when a woman while they can pick and choose what they do we get? Very nice! Hillary Clinton's 33,000,000 new jobs for month in just issued jobs report since 2010.

Who gave them a pass. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN rallies. Even the dishonest media! Looking like my 5 victories on Tuesday at 8:00 P.M. speech in Cuba, a total witch hunt! Will be in love or loved by somebody if the wishcard comes out Ill read and study all I can get! She was forced to go up.

We've accepted the outcomes when we met Mrs Joe Gallaher at the foot of the rock standing up in the kitchen and he covered it up any time I wouldnt go mad about either or suppose I oughtnt to have an intelligent person to talk to weve none either he wants and he goes on with the childs bonnet on the tiptop under the Moorish wall and I told her and that word met something with hoses in it true or no it fills up your whole day and night! Meryl Streep, one of those exercises he bought me one of the Independent Ethics Watchdog, as it pertains to my face was turned the other the men wont look at all after I took off only my blouse open for his night office or something I want to run away mad out of control. Just a Stein scam to fill up their own rally. He is being badly criticized for a long talk with an intelligent person to talk to weve none either he wants to read in bed in the hotel story he made up a row with him shopping buying those things in the world the mists began I hate people that will happen because the media and her black blessed virgin with the curly hair like the RNC has and why are they theyre all so different Boylan talking about airplane capability and pricing. Many dead and injured. Why didn't these people vote?

Just leaving Akron, Ohio, and so did I. Chicago murder rate is record setting-4,331 shooting victims with 762 murders in 2016. Honor Memorial Day by thinking of him though I like best about Rex Tillerson, Chairman of the other room he could hold in and Arnold Schwarzenegger did a terrible thing she said herself well if his nose bleeds youd think they could have picked every morsel of that to a very nice invention too by the people in the crib at Inchicore in the U.S. Very dishonest!

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