#anyways I cannot wait to see what comes of this ✌️

[zeb-z]

qBad this, qForever that, when did everyone forget about unreliable narrators?

[digital-angelz]

Word vomit abt sheltermbornes role swap au because I cannot get it out of my head

So just as a concept Meryl the Punisher makes me giggle and kick my feet so have this word vomit abt her.

She’s definitely still the headstrong rule following lady we all know and love, she’s just got a massive cross gun that’s almost taller than her now /j. She’s definitely got All the religious trauma and oh my god she is severely fucked up but in an awesomely kick ass and cry in the arms of your definitely not lover way. 

She and Nicholas still argue over everything dw. I couldn’t remove that dynamic if I tried (I love it too much)

She thinks Vash is a bit of an idiot (like Milly) but as she gets to know him they actually become really close and totally gossip about everyone together.

With Milly…. Good lord. There is so much here.

*slaps them* these ladies can fit so much trauma and feeling into them.

One, Meryl just thinks milly is really hot (me 2 tbh) and is like “okay so maybe the lady I was contracted to follow isn’t so bad after all” and just *shakes my hands and vibrates* THEM.

Milly is kind of weirded out at first by Meryl’s um everything but like not in a rude way, she just doesn’t know why this woman keeps following her. But she’s pretty so she’s not complaining.

Oh my god the accidental deification from Meryl is gonna be so funny like “My wife is practically god I’m a religious woman holy fuck” 

Milly doesn’t get it. But that’s okay.

Meryl and Tesla are WLW hostility. I don’t really know how else to describe it except for that meme that’s like “stop dating my sister” “yknow what I’m gonna date her even harder” yeah. They probably fought in a Wendy’s parking lot. 

Meryl fights everyone in a Wendy’s honestly. Or she would, if she wasnt being dragged around by these idiots (affectionate).

*insert image of Meryl and Wolfwood duking it out for unexplained reason while milly and Vash are buying ice cream from the Wendy’s*

I have no brain they’ve taken over it lol

MILLYMERYL IS SO IMPORTANT TO ME I WANT THEM TO BE FUCKED UP AND LEARN FROM EACH OTHER AND BOND AND CRY AND BE MESSY AND JUST LOVE AAAAAAAAAAA

…anyway back to your regularly scheduled programming.

Milly totally just picks up Meryl and holds her over her shoulder like a sack of potatoes. Meryl is tiny, pocket sized nun with a big gun. 

Milly could pick everyone up honestly she is built like a shit brickhouse. (Buff milly truther) 

Vashwood is a thing it’s just background because I love them but it is about the LADIES.

Knives is at space Costco and pissed about it he shows up like once and idk where to go with that.

Maybe he and Meryl fight in the parking lot idk

Why am I making Meryl fight everyone in a parking lot I swear she is not this chaotic

Wolfwood would fight someone in a parking lot in canon and in this canon tho

Tesla goes to space Costco because Zaizie said it would be good for her to “touch grass” and she just stands there awkwardly and leaves after like 10 minutes with stuff she didn’t even come for. Idk I want Tesla to be this bad bitch but then she’s also like “how do I normal life please help��

Milly and Vash bonded over being the biggest sweet tooths known to mankind. I love their friendship sm it’s one of my favorites. 

Tesla does have 2000’s music taste and by that I mean she got introduced to it by Rem and that was the biggest mistake Rem made. (Based off that one ask that I love to bits)

Team fuck around and find out is back in business and we love to see it.

Wolfwood totally is on the edge of getting fired and Milly probably is the only thing making sure he keeps his job. 

Anyway Milly is still the silliest. 

“The horrors are inevitable but we stay silly! ✌️😃” -Milly and Vash (probably)

I love chaotic dumbass energy.

Pushing the chess master milly agenda because it would be awesome.

Wait shit what if Tesla taught her how to play and she always lost to her big sister and swore to one day beat her and right when she thought she had it all down the ship crash happened and oh shit the angst whoops

Rem gets mom of the year award again because I love Rem that’s it that’s the meme.

I really don’t have any other thoughts but they’re just so good omfg amazing food here my guy.

[theravenkin]

Hey ✌️ What about fluffy headcanons on Ronan's recent birthday?

OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS REQUEST THANK YOU THAMK YOU

so there's a couple ways to interpret this. i'm gonna do it a couple ways. the first being how the gangsey might've celebrated ronan's birthday if it had happened after all the bullshit (like post-gansey's death, pre-epilogue):

they would've started planning all the ways to make it special early, and they would've gone all out. i know they would've. and tbh, i think blue would've been at the helm. she's thoughtful about things like that in a way i feel like gansey and adam wouldn't be.

they would plan a surprise party at the barns. the morning of ronan's birthday, he and adam would wake up beside one another--whether it be at agnes or the barns--and have some nice morning cuddles and kisses and banter before adam takes ronan out for pancakes at a diner in town, and then a nice romantic drive afterwards. ronan thinks this is already too much just for him. 

meanwhile, blue, gansey, and henry have snuck up to the barns to prepare. the fox way ladies have made some nice comfort food and even have some presents for ronan, so all of that stuff plus a few pizzas from nino's makes it way up via the camaro. they've made some homemade decorations and, of course, gotten their own gifts, and these are all transported by the fisker. also in the fisker is the variety of booze and weed henry was tasked with acquiring.

they set up pretty quickly, then they have lots of time to wait. they are so excited they're vibrating they cannot wait what is taking those two so long

while they did finish a little early, ronan and adam are taking their sweet time. ronan is just overwhelmed by the amount of affection he's feeling for adam, and adam is in turn too endeared to this man to tell him to hurry up. that would spoil the surprise anyway, right?

after a couple stops at sunny spots ronan knows in the woods lining the road up to the barns--stops which may or may not have hosted a couple make out sessions--they finally make it back. when ronan sees the cars in the driveway, his heart flutters. it's still pretty early in the day--he thought the group would hang out later, like that evening, but they're all there before one o' clock, without having made any plans (to his knowledge). he looks at adam, who's trying to suppress a smug/excited smile and failing. ronan tries to ask what's going on, but adam just shrugs and pretends to be clueless.

when they finally walk in the door, the other three are waiting and ambush ronan upon entry with hugs and hollering. blue gets to him first and gives him a violent little squeeze around the waist; next, henry gives him a quick hug with his arms looped around ronans shoulders and a "happy bday baby, ready to get fucking twisted??"; then, gansey is left hanging back with the biggest, giddiest grin on his face. ronan grins right back and they share a big bear hug, thumping each other on the back, laughing stupidly, feeling 14 again.

as they lead ronan to the kitchen to show him all the birthday surprises they've procured, ronan turns to adam and gives him the same big adoring grin he's been giving him all day. they squeeze hands and ronan puts adam's arm around his shoulders as they join the others.

blue and henry gesture grandly to all of the food steaming in aluminum tins, to the three half-sausage, half-avocado pizzas they picked up from ninos, the various ~substances~ (emphasizing that there was no pressure to actually use them, if ronan didn't want to). henry says, "anything else the prince may desire?"

ronan is sitting there stunned, out of defensive, witty remarks. he feels spoiled with love and attention in a way he hasn't felt since...well, maybe since before his father's death. the sudden shock of affection he's feeling for the four of them all at once is making him short-circuit; he can feel himself blushing, which is ridiculous, he thinks, and he knows his mouth is moving with no words coming out. finally, he manages to stammer, "no, i- yes, i- fuck. this is great. this is perfect. jesus." then he laughs, still stunned, and the others do too, and then he's pulling the four of them into a big hug, and they are so stunned and so happy they might cry because they didn't think he'd be affected like this. gansey feels so incredibly proud of his people; adam's skin is prickling with how perfect it all is; henry has wild butterflies in his belly because he thinks he really is a part of this group like he's never been a part of anything else before; and blue is yelling at herself not to cry because that would be so embarrassing, but she is just so happy that she was able to repay all the little things ronan always does for her without expecting anything in return. she just hopes they did him justice.

ok this was actually hard??? but there's definitely more, i just need to put it in a part two bc this is already so long wow

don't worry @demidreamer , more to come!!! 😊

[momowoah]

Rewatching GG 2.0!

And now, to episode 4

Why didn't the school board suspect it must be the other teachers keeping gossip girl? I mean, kinda obvious

The way Audrey and Aki worried about Max and tried to reach him during the whole week even after he revealed their secrets to each other...

Julien is good at improvisation

Don't Monet and Luna ever get tired of carrying the show on their backs with every word they say

They are even funnier rewatching

WAIT WAIT WAIT I RECOGNIZE THESE BAGS

THEY USED AN OLD SCENE FOR THE NEW TRAILER

THIS WAS IN THE NEW TRAILER!!!

I freakin' love Lola Morgan

The more I watch the more I am convinced that the shy and kind Aki that most people see it's totally not what he acts like and deep down he's just like every other character

"girl" "girl" "girl" Oh Obie

Julien's face lol

Is it just me or did Julien do a full 180° between the first (or first couple) episodes and the rest?

She's definitely growing on me anyway so

Not the point but God it has been so long since I last ate a waffle or a crepe Obie dude why must you tempt me like this

The way Obie knew Julien probably her entire life and dated her for who knows how many years but still didn't knew what the day meant

"Clack, ding. Clack, ding."

"Is that why you asked me if second cousins was incest? It isn't. I hope." Okay I might strongly dislike Jordan but he's funny sometimes

Kate prioritizing GG over her actual work... Bro

Luna is cute when she's lying

Again, Audrey and Aki caring for Max after promising their best friends they would stay away from him

"Who are you calling?" *Clearly Max's voice* "My mom"

Their "bye" was cute

Okay it's a fact I love hallway scenes

"Handful of our friends" you have absolutely no common friends??? She literally has no friends

"You want me to murder my sister?"

I just wish Julien and Zoya weren't being kept apart by basically everyone they know

Okay this episode is funny

Obie's "I don't think this is about a party" face

Like, why was he smiling?

Obie is fully willing to spend money on Zoya when it's him controlling what she wastes it on

Milo Sparks! Can't believe this is the same baby Georgina pretended was Dan's son and then ditched one day to go on a beach trip making Dan think she had left him for good

Eight grade is 10 yo in USA? In Brazil it's 13-14 yo

Georgina raised him right... by her standards at least

God I wish I could punch Rafa in the face now that I know it was all a game to him

Why is Kate so cheerful

Okay but I really want to see Zoya keep the outsider tradition and take over GG, or at least become aware of who it is

Georgina's wall having a giant picture of Blair Waldorf is still absolutely perfect

Audrey's smile looking at the options notebook <3 if I knew how to screenshot things on my computer I'd add the pics

Obie whose side are you on?

Idk why but I just hate how he tells Zoya who she is sm

Family reunion! Love the drama in those

For two people who hate each other Davis and Nick do not seem to hate each other at all

I want Zoya and Julien to be friends but I also love their fights aaaaa yes I regret saying they will never be the new Blerena bc while they really won't be they might be good frenemies after all

Zoya dong that hand thing synchronized to the music... Love it

Why is Keller yelling like girlie I know this is the magic of teen shows but people should be able to hear you

Why is Kate so obsessed with like a 17 yo?

Aki's face lmao

Another scene I have memorized ✌️

Milo being in no one's side, every scene makes me see just how much Georgina must be proud

Shhsjsjs I cannot listen to a word Obie says

I literally cannot watch this scene

Let me just put this on 3.0 speed so it's bearable

I still don't get why in hell did Lunet think showing the director's cut would be a good idea for anyone involved

Here comes my comfort Aki × Audrey scene <3

I really hope they never have a real fight, no matter whether or not they end up together

"For you to get your shit together before I find someone else to care about" just realized what he meant by this

Fck Bella!

Zoya crying breaks my heart

Friends!!!

Can't believe I didn't notice Julien still liked Obie

The exact moment I started to really loathe Rafa, again!

Time for second comfort Aki × Audrey scene

Calloways and Lotts bonding, love it

[moderndaymom]

Good morning bitches! Yeah so my stupid ass ex is still posting shit about me on FB all day everyday, I know it's sad. Anyway why do I continue to do shit for him when he does nothing at all to help me or our children? Am I really that awesome of a person... is that it? Because it's the only reason that I can come up with LoL 😂 either way K knows I have to leave for work at 4pm ok, this has been my schedule for the past 12 years! (Not joking) ever since we had our first son in 2009. I changed my work schedule so he could work during the day and I can work evenings so we didn't have to spend tons of money on sitters. I texted him this morning asking what time he will be here and the response I received was I work until then I won't be there until 4:30-5 pm. Well instead of me doing what he would do, and say 'what does your problem have to do with me?' I said let me ask my mom if she doesn't mind coming over for an hour to watch our children. Why can't I just be fucking mean AF to him like he is me? I hate it but love it at the same time. Because when we go back to court in February the judge will see how awesome I am and see how big of shit he actually is, but I hate that he doesn't get put in the situations he puts myself in. GOD WHAT A FUCKING FUCK! It is funny as hell when I do act like him and he doesn't like it! 😜🤣 So I just went on his FB account and guess who was blocked because I spoke the truth, THIS BITCH! LMFAO 😂 the only thing that talks about that is that I can't get any more evidence. But he's made that very easy this past month and a half for me to get plenty of shit of his FB like an entire binder full of shit talking about me. So either way I still win you stupid CUNT! We have almost exactly one month until our next court date and boy I cannot fucking wait until the judge sees everything that he's putting through these last few months. I really just wish we can get an earlier court date so my bank account can replenish. Well either way I hope you all have a fantastic fucking weekend. I'm finally going back to work today after being off for 2 weeks, because the day after Christmas guess who got the vid! This family 👆 here. In all honesty it's nowhere near as bad as they say it is it's a glorified cold. Later bitches! ✌️