pigeoncovenist

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Me when I’m telling my friend about ronan and I say “he’s lowkey a eldrich horror” and she goes “an eldrich whore???”

Which. Not quite that's adam

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hot girl adam parrish

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thinking about catthew

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guy that says grace before giving head

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19a point of order bc nobody’s clocked it except @or-dhuilleag and it’s maybe my favorite joke in the series: helen gansey’s cell phone # is the cia whistleblower switchboard

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what do ronan's readers look like in 19a i need to know asap

has like twenty pairs laying around

some y2k small rimless rectangles, titanium dorko 5000s, a couple moscot-type in tortoiseshell and clear for meetings, four pairs of the talented mr ripley matt damon style he found for $8.99 at a maryland rest stop

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opal short story

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also when they’re at the barns to bury a body and adam is just snoozing against a wall until ronan is like einstein what do we do and he snorts awake and is like FUCK what? idk shovels?

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Happy birfday, gay farmer princess eldritch motherfucker bbygirl RONAN NIALL LYNCH🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

may your dreams all... -

actually, nevermind

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Happy birthday ronan lynch, I hope the house is filled with your friends and family and there’s fireflies and first kisses

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adam&ronan

(they’re in love)

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ADHD Dyslexics of the World Unite!!!

SOLVEM PROBLER ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

SOURCE

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one day you're okay, the next you read the pynch baseball au and your brain chemistry is altered forever ⚾️

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i love how kevin day is like. a boujee bitch. like he wasn't impressed by the maserati. he isn't a morning person. he doesn't like running but knows he has to cos it's good for him. his favourite colour is red but he looks terrible in it. he drowns himself in vodka every now and again. "he should know how expensive i am by now" he says that out loud, in canon. kevin day my princess. my baby.

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Nora Sakavic did NOT need to have the covers of deeply-traumatizing-mafia-based-every-trigger-warning-possible-containing book series look like children's coloring book😭😭😭

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juice disappears faster than any other liquid it is a frightening world we live in