#baby daddy drama

[ask-pregnant-angel-dust]

I think we're all dying to know, who's the father? 👀

Angel: this is the burning question! someone with my... *cough* line of work-- things can get messy-- fast! These are all the possible baby daddies I could think of for the past 2 months. This is gonna be a doozy.

[sessakag]

NaruHina Month Day 5 Prompt: Pregnancy

Another part two of previous prompts, this one from A Night of Firsts, please read that before you read this or you'll find yourself asking what in the baby daddy is going on, lol.

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[techs-ass]

Asked @thrawns-babyboy to raise a little phone pet with me. Here's how that's going (It hasn't even been 24 hours yet)

[sharonisthebettercarter]

y'know what?

i want a 3-way 4-way 3-way??? love tirangle square thing convulated complications drama square telenovela for a the boys au set in a/b/o between omega billy butcher and his three main (possibly all alpha??) suitors<3

becca, hughie and homelander

and i want homelander to be that one shitty super fucking possessive ex who won't go away and keeps literally savin'~<3 ruinin' the boi's life and also knocked him up<3<3<3 which is *why* he won't leave the poor boi alone cause he def fucked up by accusing billy of cheating on him after realizing that mofo actually had his baby--

i want billy bean to be that boss typa omega who's pretty much the same unapologetic bitch he normally is lmao but also leik... i want him to have told vought to fuck the fuck off probably cause homie caught bad bad feelings that made him still care and at least try to send help even when he was being a cunt and billy preformed his own goddamn c-section to cut his own goddamn son out of his own goddamn body, plus battlescar cause yes~<3

and i want becca to have been the alpha (or beta/omega we support our beautiful fantasy bi omega queens~<3<3<3) who stepped up in homie's absence to be there for billy boo and his bouncing baby boy (ryan) and the parent ryan comes to adore more than anything and confides in even when his shit bio dad and trying so hard but not always put together omega mum can't get their shit together and are fighting over and about him (cause she's awesome and deserves to get to live this time)

and homelander is obviously *trying* (is he really tho?? ;)))))))))))) because that's *his* son and billy bean is *his* omega (you goddamn piece of shit homie...) so CLEARLY all these *placeholders*and temporary distractions in billy's life mean NOTHING and he just needs to get him to see the light and come back to his side, OBVIOUSLY. no matter what it takes... NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES--

and billy of course still has feels but most definitely kinda wants to kill him except because ryan he is *trying* to stay CIVIL with the alpha (and quite possibly has sworn off all alphas for good lmao which leans into the other two give or take maybe maybe not being alphas depends how bad homie ruined him for others it for him and how ya want it end mmmmmmmhmmmm~<3<3<3 ;))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

but anywho becca ends up leaving (either because homie threatens her life or billy tells her to for fear homie might try something or both) and enter hughie~<3

i want hughie to be the new boi toy alpha (or beta/omega) who steps in and steps up after shit hit fan with becca and i want that sweetie to put on his brave face and not back down when homelander shows up (but also still like obviously shitting his pants) so he can be like "THAT'S RYAN'S DAD?!?!?!" but leik poor baby~<3 he *really* likes billy so goddammit he's gonna try and woo him anyhow and homie's like "there's no fucking way billy would choose this poor excuse of a man/alpha over me/at least the other one was attractive" (bonus, if hughie's also an omega so billy can be like "i'm gay~<3" and it makes homie SOOOOOOOO jealous but also super fucking turned on because WHAT?! ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

OOH~<3 ryan can run away when things start to get hectic ending up going to see becca~<3 and since the other two mofos can't get their shit together, hughie's the one who puts the clues together while the useless mofos are still panicking to find out where ryan went

and there's vought being dicks and billy putting down a firm line with the ultomato that if john wants any part of ryan's life he's gonna have to dump that raging capitalist ho and cut her off for good and nobody thinks homie will do it but *GASP* HE ACTUALLY DOES THEN AND--

OOOHHHH~<3 this can go so right and so wrong and all over the place at the same time and i WANT it... goddammit, i'ma probably have to be the one who writes it lmao

BUTT<3

free for anyone else to use explore extrapolate steal from~<3<3<3

bonus points if ryan has a heartfelt convo with his pa about heros and how they're supposed to protect<3 and he actually is the one who gets homie to quit vought after homie prolly tries to kidnap him but maybe even become an actual honest hero cause homie's still an attention whore let's face it LMAO HIS HORRIFIED FACE WHEN STORMFRONT *SUGGESTED* HE FORSAKE HIS STARDOM--

extra EXTRA bonus points if the other two suitors besides homie are omegas and they learn exactly EXACTLY why billy liked this ho so much he accidentally ended up up the duff from him and~<3<3<3<3<3<3

bonus bonus BONUS points if billy *was* homelander's *mistress* (he didn't care and knew BUTT) just adds to the piece a shit + MASSIVE hypocrite~ factor cause homie was constantly like "i'm the world's strongest alpha i can handle more than one omega!!" and he really... *really*~<3<3<3 can not... ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

super extra extra bonus bonus points if hughie ends up being the meanest one~<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

always bonus points for cows... as fucking farm animals and nothing more you goddamn dirty beans--

[scarlett-autumn]

Baby Daddy Saga #24?(I lost count)

He was sent to jail....and has been there for over a year and a half....no one thought to tell and victim services didn't either........I have 6 more months of peace left

[itsaaliyah2]

Someone just told me there whole baby daddy drama at my job today

[viberevstudios]

Once frowned upon, the rise of baby mama culture is now glorified and perpetuated as an enviable lifestyle in an era that promotes "yas kween slay" ideologies a.k.a the modern woman mentality. It's a belief that a woman’s “independence” is derived from having babies with no paternal influence and using children as a source of income against the man. Last of the Nice Guys podcast NOW PLAYING on your favorite podcasting app or listen here - https://last-of-the-nice-guys.castos.com/episodes/baby-mama-culture-last-of-the-nice-guys-podcast-episode-89

[nunafilms]

I told you she is a poison user.

✩ The Double ─ Episode 35 (墨雨云间)

[reiners-milkbiddies]

THE WAY I RAN TO TUMBLR WHEN I GOT THE NOTIFICATION

How Long? - Part 6

TRIGGER WARNING! Manipulation, mentions of pregnancy, thoughts of baby trapping, drug use, kidnapping, fear, angst, anxiety, suggestive, possessive/toxic Ran.

2 more chapters to go.

Beginning of the End

You felt like you were going to pass out. The smell of your old perfume and the sight of your proposal photo triggered a panic attack. He didn't change a Goddamn thing in this room. “I kept everything the same just for you.” Ran whispered in your ear. “I couldn't let you go, I never stopped loving you, never stopped thinking about you…” “I’ve never wanted to start a family with anyone else but you my love…” His words felt like poison, it was a lie. He stopped loving you the moment he decided to fuck around with Rindou’s ex. Who is he trying to fool? “We can make this work again, my love. We can do all the things we planned together before the fallout. Maybe even start a family…” Ran caressed your belly, almost rubbing it like you were pregnant or something. Your breathing became unsteady and your body tensed up. 

The more he guided you into the room, the more you struggled to breathe and your mind was going blank. Panic was deluging your whole body, overwhelming your senses to the point where your teeth began to chatter. “Baby…what’s wrong?” Ran’s bittersweet tone echoed in your ear. His hands were pulling you closer to his body, his warmth felt like fire, as if someone put a hot iron on your back. Your hair was sticking to your face from the nervous sweat. “...stop.” You say barely audible, it feels like a nightmare - when you’re trying to scream but there is no sound. 

He nuzzled his face in your neck, breathing in your scent and roaming his hands along your figure. “(Y/N), I want to start over…” Ran says, his breath against your neck made a shiver run down your spine. How could you start over with someone who not only cheated on you but also tried to kill you yesterday. Was it intentional or was it a mistake? It was hard to read him now, after three years of no contact you realize that you didn’t know him anymore. He gave you but a taste of who he used to be, that is until you stirred the devil inside him and he lashed out. 

In one swift motion, Ran spun you around so that you could face him. His violet eyes had tears brimming in them, almost threatening to stream down his face. For a moment, you were taken back to the time when he proposed to you - his facial expression looked the same as it did now. He could see the qualm reflected in your eyes, it was painful and he deserved it - he deserved to be doubted. Being too close like this you could feel his heart pounding in his chest. He was being sincere about this but your heart was not allowing you to fall for him. “I can’t…” You whisper, hesitating to say what’s been plaguing you this entire time.

Ran didn’t stop, he leaned in to kiss you, his breath was shaky - he knew you were struggling. “Yes, you can…you love me, right?” His question added so much weight to your shoulders. You didn’t know how to answer him, did you really love him? His lips quivered while trying to kiss you, he was begging you to profess your love to him. “Tell me you love me…” He spoke almost pleadingly. Desperation was eating away at him, he needed to hear you say it. He needed some sort of validation from you. 'She has to love me…there is no way she lied to me…' He thought to himself. The silence grew uncomfortable. With the way Ran’s hands began to tremble, you said your next words carefully. The last thing you wanted was to end up at his again. “I need time…” You say softly and cupped his face, hoping that he wouldn't overreact. Ran’s eyes widened, did he hear that right? You needed time? Time for what? “Don’t you love me? You said you loved me while we were fucking yesterday.” His tone was low and there was venom on his tongue. 'Fuck, fuck fuck fuck….' You think to yourself, Ran’s devil was beginning to stir up and you’re in his home now. What if you aren’t able to escape him this time?

“Ran...please, I just need to-” You were cut off by the sudden shove on to the mattress. His hand pinned your wrists above your head. He was not being himself. “You think you can just take back what you said?” The acrimony on his tongue was enough to make you shrink down. “You can’t leave me (Y/N), you need me…” “No one will love you like I do, no one will be able to satisfy you like me…” His words were that of a man who was losing his sanity. The crazed look in his eyes made you whimper and the tears were beginning to blur your vision. “Baby, you know you can’t be without me…” He said while nuzzling your cheek and placing his knee between your thighs. His objective was clear - he wasn’t going to let you go.

Ran lowered his body against yours, his full weight was now on you - it was hard to breathe.“Come on…say it!” He raised his voice when you remained quiet. His left hand gripped your chin and his thumb swiped your lower lip almost forcing you to open your mouth. “Stop it!” You yell and try turning away but the grip on your chin was too much - you couldn’t dodge the incoming kiss. When you refused to give in, he bit your lower lip to make you yelp and he took the opportunity to dart his tongue in your mouth. He was poison, he was blight, he was taking over your reasoning from wrong and right. “You’re my woman…” He pants and continues to kiss you with haste, almost as if you were going to disappear from him and he was right to think that.

“Mine…mine…mine…” He kept repeating while kissing you. What happened to him? He was never one to lose his composure nor obsess over anyone or anything. Ran’s kisses began to trail from your mouth to your cheek and down to your neck. The sweet spots were being ravaged by him and you couldn’t help but moan and gasp. He took that as a sign to keep going, there was no way you would resist him right? This obsessive/possessive nature was new to you. Where was this when you were together? Your heart couldn’t keep up, it kept beating non stop making it hard to focus. There was too much running through your mind to make sense of the situation at hand. This wasn’t the man you loved, this was someone completely different.  “Stop, please.” You begged him. Your mind muddled in sin and resentment, you rut your hips against his - partly to wiggle away and well…the heat was becoming too much.

Ran's free hand moved under your shirt and up to your chest to knead your breasts. He could feel your goosebumps and how your nipples hardened from being touched. Your body responded to him as it always has, submissive and compliant. His low snicker made you nauseous. 

“I can only imagine what you would look like with our baby in your belly.” He said as he trailed his hand down to your abdomen. Slowly, he released your wrists and trails kisses from your neck to your chest and down to your stomach. It felt like everything went quiet in the room. You could only focus on his voice and his touch, nothing else came into focus. 

The ceiling started to become distorted, your vision was fading as your body went numb - you were on the verge of shutting down. “You’d be a wonderful mommy… loving and nurturing our baby, they will be spoiled rotten by all their uncles.”  He continued his delusion of you baring his child. Ran then lowered your pants enough to snake his hand between your bare thighs and kissed your lower abdomen. The way his eyes flickered up to take in the view of your body, he noticed something. 

With your arms still over your head, he saw it - a light scar on the upper side of your arm. He then looked at your other arm and noticed that it did not have a scar, you still have the implant. Of course you did, you wouldn’t have let him fuck you raw if you didn’t have it in place. “We’re gonna have to get rid of that little matchstick darling…” He said teasingly and was beginning to reach for your arm. Something inside you snapped, was he going to try and take it out himself?

A sick feeling in your stomach gave you the strength, strength you didn’t even know you had, to push him off. Without hesitation, you booked it out of the room.  Everything seemed to move in slow motion, you were getting tunnel vision as you ran down the hall to the elevators, your body was on autopilot. The sound of heavy footsteps sounded like rolling thunder behind you as Ran chased after you. Getting in the elevator and repeatedly pushing the lobby button, you turned around and could see his tall figure coming closer. You must have knocked him down to the floor when you pushed him as he didn’t make it in time before the doors closed in his face. The look of rage and betrayal was clear, those handsome features for once…became ugly. 

Pacing back and forth in the elevator, you were praying to the gods that Ran wouldn’t be waiting for you on any floor like something out of a horror movie. The moment you reached the lobby you darted out. Pushing past the people on the busy streets, you could hear people yelling and cursing at you - 'WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOU'RE GOING!' You kept running non stop until your legs finally gave out. 

Finding some sort of solace in a park, you hid in the bushes to avoid being seen. You dropped to your knees heaving, and struggled to catch your breath. Clutching your chest you could feel your heart pound, beating against your chest like a hammer. The contents in your stomach started coming up and the bile was in your throat. You immediately threw up. Coughing and crying, your body trembled as your panic attack continued. When you finished blowing chunks, you felt lightheaded and wiped the drool away from the corners of your mouth. You fell backwards, hitting the grass with soft thud and staring up at the sky. 

The sky was already between lava orange and blue tones as the sun was setting. Blurred lines began to appear as your vision was going in and out of focus. Ran was going to hunt you down, he wasn't going to stop until he caught you or until you're dead and your actual corpse would be presented to him. There was no way to undo what you've just done. 

This moment of silence was soon interrupted by a tall shadow hovering over you. Your vision was too blurry to make out who it was but in a flash, everything went dark.

*Two hours later*

Mikey and the rest of Bonten were waiting at the main office - waiting for Ran’s return and of course waiting for your return as well. The tension was thick, Rindou was sitting down and kept moving his leg as if he had restless leg syndrome. Even though Mikey confirmed that you were still alive, Rindou was still not having it. He was hoping that they were wrong - he didn’t want to see Ran go through that again if you decide to leave him. Then again, Rindou did nothing to stop Ran when he started cheating on you. His mental state isn’t what it used to be. What if he-  Rindou’s thoughts were interrupted when his phone rang, he excused himself to another office. He felt a sinking feeling in his stomach. Taking that call made his blood run cold.

After a few minutes the sound of the office door being kicked in startled everyone, making them whip their heads around so fast that they could have gotten whiplash. In walked Ran with you slung over his shoulders, unconscious. “What the hell happened?” Mikey questioned Ran in a low tone. He was concerned for your safety and who would have seen Ran carrying you like this. They could have called it into the cops as a kidnapping. 

Ran’s disheveled look made everyone question what happened and why he walked in like a caveman carrying his bride. “So she is alive.” Kokonoi said while moving your hair away from your face after Ran set your body down on the couch. “She left me no choice…” Ran said as he wiped your face with a wet rag, you fought for a brief moment when he was trying to knock you out with chloroform. After what occurred, he knew you were going to run from him again. In order to get this over with, he figured that bringing you to Bonten’s headquarters was a better option than to bring you home.  

The men surrounding you were still having trouble believing that it was you. You were dead, the news confirmed it, the cops confirmed it, but yet here you were. Even with Mikey’s explanation, it was difficult to believe that he spared your life. Bonten was known not to let people go, if you knew too much - you’d end up in a body bag or working as a prostitute for life. “Why’d you knock her out?” Sanzu asked. “She ran…” His tone was cold. It threw everyone off guard, they thought he would be head over heels for you or that he would have waltz right in with you hand-in-hand. “Did anyone see you?” Kakucho asked him while peering out the window, making sure that there were no cops outside. 

Seeing you in this state, Mikey wanted nothing more than to put a bullet in Ran’s head. He had a feeling everyone would be watching him carefully so he kept his composure, stoic and silent. “Did you two fight or something? There are marks-” Takeomi began to say when he was cut off by Rindou coming through the doors. His face was rather pale. When his eyes landed on Ran and your figure, he furrowed his eyebrows. They all knew that Rindou was against Ran finding you but his expression was different. “We need to talk…” He said and signaled Ran to follow him. “It can wait.”  Ran replied coldly, he was not having it. “Aniki (兄貴), now.” Something was seriously wrong if Rindou raised his voice at Ran. With a heavy sigh Ran followed Rindou outside of the office. 

Meanwhile, the rest of the admins were still surrounding you, trying to analyze your figure and face. Was it really you? You haven’t changed one bit. Mikey noticed the marks around your neck and he felt his blood boil. What could have caused Ran to lay his hands on you like this? “Mikey, you knew about her being alive. Why let Ran go through that?” Mochizuki’s question made everyone question Mikey’s motive. Kakucho could see that Mochi was a little upset at him. The old Tenjiku members were like brothers in arms or family. Why would you let one of your admins go through something so cruel? Perhaps…there was more to this situation that Mikey was letting on. “You never bend the rules for anyone, why her?” Sanzu followed up, he was also curious about this. “She gave this organization everything and we failed her.” Mikey’s words surprised everyone. They didn’t see the bigger picture. Despite your role as Ran’s fiance, you were doing more than just keeping his cock warm. Organization skills and business insights were an asset to Bonten - most of the celebratory dinners were due to your help.

Which was true, you were loyal and skillful - no other woman was able to stay alongside Bonten long enough to stay alive. “She deserves a choice and her choice was to leave - quietly.” He said and patted your head softly. Kakucho and Kokonoi immediately caught on to more than just Mikey’s words. They had a feeling that you had a red string tying you to Manjiro.

A loud crash made everyone turn around, the sound of glass breaking and things being thrown around had them on high alert. Mochizuki bolted towards the office where the sound was coming from. Upon opening the door, he immediately ducks - a glass vase smashed against the door. “What the fuck is going on over there?” Takeomi says and heads over to Mochizku. Screaming and yelling soon echoes through the doorway, Ran is yelling and throwing shit all across the room. He became enraged upon speaking with Rindou. What the hell happened and why was he losing his shit even more?

Soon everyone but Mikey left the room to see what the commotion was about. He took the opportunity to cup your cheek and examined the light markings around your neck. Maybe he should have stopped Ran from finding you or warned you ahead of time so that you could leave the Wakkanai. Even though he knew you’d resist, he didn’t know that Ran would do something so reckless. 

With all the noise, you slowly began to wake up, groaning and fluttering your eyelids. The person in front of you came into focus. Silver hair and dark eyes…Mikey. He smiled and placed a kiss on your forehead. You tried reaching for him, however, you couldn’t move your body, it felt like your limbs were made out of lead. Panic soon started to consume you when you realized you couldn’t move, your body was partially paralyzed. Your breathing quickened and your eyes began to water. “Hey, Hey…relax, you’re safe.” Mikey says and tries to massage your hand. He began to answer your unsaid questions. “You’re in the office with us. Ran brought you in, you were unconscious - blink twice for yes and once for no.” He instructed you and soon followed with a series of quick questions. 

“Do you feel comfortable around him right now?” You blinked once. 

“Did you run away from him?” You blinked twice.

“Did he hurt you?” Blinking twice, you hiccupped and sniffled. 

“Does he know about us?” You blinked once.

Mikey felt himself losing his composure. Never has he been swayed by a woman before, but you were precious to him. Regaining some muscle movement, you hold his hand and close your eyes - the warmth of his hand was soothing and calming your nerves. 

The tender moment was interrupted by Sanzu walking over and witnessing the most feared man in Japan holding a woman’s hand. “Boss…we um, we got a problem.” Sanzu said and nudged his head in the direction where all the yelling was coming from. Hearing Ran’s screaming, it made you flinch - what the hell was going on? Oh no, are they holding him back from killing you? 

Mikey stood up and began to make his way towards the noise but before he got close to the door he stopped Sanzu and gave him an order. “Watch her, do not let her leave and do not let Ran get near her.” His words were sharp and cold. Sanzu was left a bit confused at his orders. Why would he not let Ran get close to his own fiance? “Sure…”  Sanzu replied slightly suspicious. When Manjiro was out of the room, Sanzu turned to look at you and his eyes were full of mistrust. Your breathing became unsteady when he got closer to you. His grin was that of a mad man, of course you never got used to it. 

“What’s going on between you and Mikey?” You thanked whatever drug was in your system that kept you from talking. Sanzu has his ways of making people talk. “You had us fooled for a while and even the boss was in on it…” The low tone was making chills run down your spine. Truth be told, you feared him more than you feared Mikey or Ran. It was a well known fact that Sanzu was well…crazy. He got closer to you and leaned in to whisper in your ear. “You might just be set free (Y/N)...” What the hell does he mean by that? You could only twitch your fingers and mutter. Barely being able to speak, you managed to ask him - “W-what…ngh…do-” Your struggle only made him chuckle. “Y-you…mean?” He backed away and looked towards the doorway. The next words that came out of his mouth…shattered the last fragment it held for your beloved ex-fiance. “Ran’s expecting a baby…”

END

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[the-lonelybarricade]

Ahhhh yeah Rhysand and Feyre do it hot and dirty on Calanmai and then a couple months later Feyre has to confess to tamlin and Lucien about the dark stranger with violet eyes who is now her baby daddy and they’re just like wait WUT?! THAT GUY?!?

This plot has the potential for optimal telenovela levels of drama and I am so here for it 😂

Hear me out: they have filthy sex on Calanmai and Feyre keeps la da deeing her human way through the Spring Court business per usual until Rhys comes back after the Summer Solstice and smells it on her

[someawesomeamvs]

Warning: Potential spoilers, violence

Title: Baby Buddy Brigade

Editor: MadMegatax

Song: Haven't Met You Yet

Artist: Michael Bublé

Anime: Buddy Daddies

Category: Drama

Award: Otakon 2024 - Best Romance/Sentimental

[rythyme]

ok it's on me for not checking the premise or anything before watching it but uhhhh y'all's gifs did NOT prepare me for whatever the hell those two guys have going on in My Personal Weatherman

[chiwhorei]

Men will always find insane ways to disappoint you.

[neonravengames]

why arent you answering my ask?

I literally have over 20 asks from the last hour my dude you'll need to be more specific. Also.... I dont have to if I dont want to?

[scarlett-autumn]

Baby Daddy Drama Saga part 23:

He tried to injure our son. After weeks of telling me that he wants to start over and he regrets not being in his other children lives, he curved his spine into my uterus. He said "That's just what I need right now" and proceed to lay backwards on top of me with his spine out. Repeatedly.

[bambiliciouss]

Yall are reallll proud of calling a man your baby daddy before you can even call him your husband, stand df up how he put a baby in you before a ring on your finger😂