#anyways 22 slay

[certifiedfae]

alexa play 22 by taylor swift

[otrtbs]

hello!! wild thing!!

your girl (me) passed her dissertation this morning and i am now officially an owner of an art history masters degree 🥳🎉

[f1-stuff]

Singapore GP ‘22 // Post Quali

“It’s great to be on pole, but yeah, again, we’ve got to finish the job tomorrow.”

[hitsuyou-fukaketsu]

BUENOS DÍAS cómo has dormido :3

Muy mal no podia dormir

Igual m matas pero

Yeah, that happened

[idk-i-just-really-like-tsc]

well. i got bored and started watching the rookie feds may she rest in peace. my friends tim and Lucy cameo at some point but i mostly j want to see movie alec bc he’s hot and i j think it’s funny that he’s in this show that is soooo closely connected to my close personal friends tim and Lucy. idk it’s j weird my worlds are colliding it’s like Harry on greys i can barely conceptualize it

[beiasluv]

arrow and papaya | o. piastri (81)

a/n: recap. they got drunk at the award. Now it’s 2024 silly seasonnn

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oscarpiastri evening hit 🎾

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yourinsta thanks a lot 😔

oscarpiastri anytime 😎

username welcome back prema Oscar

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yourinsta Alex was carrying you 😘

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username Oscar did yn dirty 😩

username they’ve always been this way. Just good at hiding it 💀

username so did we forget about the award ceremony

username they were DRUNK

"We Can Take The Fight!" | Oscar Piastri And Lando Norris On Challenging Red Bull In 2024

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username my baby is blushing????

username LANDOO

username Oscar can take me to Australia any day 😩😩

username LANDO IS SO OSYN SHIPPER

username don’t worry he has a secret account for them 🤭

username can we get yn reacting to this 😩

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yn: go to bed :(

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yn: night 🫶

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yn: osss

yn: Oscar Jack Piastri

yn: What is happening.

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yn: open twitter????

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f1gossips McLaren and Mercedes claimed their testing spots today at the Silverstone circuit. Hoping to see great results from mclaren and mercedesamgf1 !

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username yn finding out Lewis is coming back is never not funny to meee

username because she would rather be late and talk to Lewis first 😭

username NO BECAUSE IF I HAVE LEWIS NUMBER I WOULD CALL HIM TOO

username Oscar is so worried for yn 😩😩😩😩

username she don’t need no man but I KNOW she would die for Oscar

username and that’s on perioddd

username he isn’t worried, he’s just admiring 🤭

username SHES EVERYTHING and he’s just Ken

username Do NOT disrespect my man

username thank you to anyone who put McLaren and Mercedes togetherrr

username so…about Carlos 😔

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username single-handedly sold out the original flavor in my town

username Loves how everyone do their thing and then there’s Oscar: 👁👁

username he’s just admiring

username OSCAR IS YNNATION

username Oscar just stop lying to us and reveal that you are behind ynnation

username he gets it 🤷‍♀️

username hey “OSC”???? I’m about to combust.

username GIRL SAME

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oscarpiastri testing ✅ karting ✅

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landonorris winning ❌

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username NO JAILLLLL

username now I NEED Yn and Oscar in a get along kart

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username slay before safety

username NO because the suits are so ugly 😩

username yn could still slay a garbage bag. respectfully.

username if Alex was there was Logan there too🥺🥺

username my LOSCAR heart can’t take it anymore

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username *sighs* *opens comments*

username OH??

username OSCAR JACK PIASTRRI???

username YN WORKING HARDER THAN MCLAREN ONCE AGAIN

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Woweee never thought I’d be this far with arrow and papaya 😩😩

– @jsjcue @namgification

anyways, y’all know what to do 👹👹🔪😘😘😘

today’s a great day to take care of yourself!!!

[qazastra]

okaaaay lets go czennies the guys are back!!!

[stevesbipanic]

@steddielovemonth Day 22: Love is liking the version of yourself you are with them the best @tinytalkingtina

"King Steve!"

Steve peeked up hearing the voice.

"King Steve!"

Steve poked his head out the small window and peered down to the ground below. A head of dark curls and a gummy grin greeting him.

"Friend or foe?" He giggled looking down at the boy.

"Friend of course, it is I, Sir Eddie, back from my quest!" Eddie hoisted the basket in his hands above his head, showing it off for Steve.

"Did you Uncle, I mean the dragon, put extra peanut butter on mine?"

"Extra peanut butter and the crusts cut off!"

"Hmmm well I guess, dear knight, you can have entry into the kingdom," Steve said tossing down the ladder.

Eddie climbed up quickly, joining Steve in the tree house. He plopped down beside Steve, crushing his cardboard sword slightly. "Oh, I found this shiny rock too I think we could glue it to your crown," Eddie said passing the sandwich over and gesturing to the crudely made crown on Steve's head.

The boys spent the afternoon looking for more rocks for the crown and pretending to slay mighty beasts, but soon enough Steve's nanny had come to collect him.

"The kingdom will be lost without you, King Steve," Eddie said pouting.

"I'll be back tomorrow Eds, don't let the dragon eat you while I'm gone," Steve replied giving his friend a quick hug before running to the car.

"King Steve!"

Steve scowled at the nickname. Tommy only called him that when he'd done something stupid, like the keg stand last night or knocking into some poor kid only because Steve rarely looked where he was going.

"Don't call me that."

"You're King of the school Steve, live a little."

"Dumb kingdom anyway." He said walking away, what did Tommy know anyway.

"Steve?"

Steve was terrified but that voice sounded just as small as it did a decade ago.

"It's me, Eds, why don't you tell us what happened?"

"Steve?"

"Eds! You're awake!"

"The dragon got me pretty good I think."

"I should've been there."

"Hey, now, I'm the knight, had to protect the pretty King didn't I."

"King Steve!"

"Sir Eddie!"

"Let me up, baby, Wayne made us sandwiches!"

[dangthatscrayz]

Slay the princess swap au part 22

(Paranoid/nightmare route)

Anyways after this I’m finally making a master list for this so everyone can easily go threw it but since there’s now 22 parts it’s gonna take me a second

[sciderman]

Sci if you had to pick a fish which one would you be?

LOOORD he's not a fish but i'm obsessed with the peacock mantis shrimp. obvious answer i know, you were probably all expecting it.

he is so colourful and fruity and also punches at the same force of a .22 caliber bullet

i love this article that specifies that the peacock mantis shrimp is neither shrimp nor mantis but neglects to state that it is not a peacock either. so, i can assume it can be correctly identified as a peacock. anyway these funky little crustaceans are so fucking baller. slay king.

[motherdanger]

Sawtober 2023 | Day 07: Coffin

I always thought Adam's coffin was the bathtub because as soon as they laid him there, he was dead.... But anyway! Two birds with one stone here: I've been thinking about ghost!Adam a lot, but my last two drawings for Sawtober were too sad, so how about a fun ghost!Adam for today! Adam Stanheight: He slayed in life, he slayed when he was dying, now, he's slaying in death!

Full prompt list here. 🐝

01 | 02 | 03 | 04 | 05 | 06 | 07 | 08 | 09 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31

[uglypastels]

Jobs I think Eddie did/could do

Busboy at a diner- he'd clean those dishes like his life depended on it, and his boss would burn his own hands on numerous occasions because he'd think the water Eddie is using is cold while actually its nearly boiling but that boy's just built differently and does not care for gloves.

Library assistant - he could spent all day at the library anyway, so wouldn't mind taking the time to put back books. He might get in trouble however for playing around with the bookcart.

Mechanic - Eddie had been helping his old man hotwire cars, then uncle wayne told him he could get his own car if he could fix it so that's how he got that old van back to life, so when he went lookibg for a job the mechanic shop was an easy choice.

Bartender at the Hideout - if anyone asked, he was 22 fpr the past 3 years. It's actually how he got the gig for Corroded Coffin, a deal with the owner. He'd let Eddie play with his band for a quarter of his wage.

Pool cleaner/fence painter etc. - over the summer he'd advertise himself for these small jobs and people would usually ubderpay him but be extremely surprised that someone like him did such a thorough job

Baby/Dogsitter (he considers it one and the same) - working at the plant, wayne knows how his coworkers struggle, so he often suggests Eddie as a help to take care of people's kids or pets. He's wonderful and had never had any complaints (besides maybe telling the kids a few scary stories about monsters and getting them too overexcited about slaying dragons)

[eggsploded]

moar you say.. why then gregor and rodya of coarse....

where would i be without rodigor. where would WE be, without rodigor.

first impression: THE fuckin guy. this dude owns. (insert 50 invasive questions about cockroach anatomy and behavior) i was peeved his roach arm resembled more of a beetle horn than a arm

current impression: when chef greg dropped i got so horny i went to bed lightheaded i still love gregor dearly but my love for him has mellowed like the fondness for a favorite pasta dish.

favorite moment: literally every old fart moment he has. when he forgets names when he berated sinclair for not cleaning his plate when he goes uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh in his dialogue because he doesnt know where hes going with this

story idea: despite his deep frying and boiling during hells chicken i think the bus kinda Likes this guy. gregors a bit of a hot commodity. hes just a fella you can Jive with. a real Stand Up guy. now let him be loved, if obliviously through his own self consciousness. a friendly heathcliff rough slap on the back delays his depressive episode by 15 minutes

fav relationship: oh boy where to start!!!! rodigor. enough on that. meurgreg, not really romantic to me but i like the art of it that is. it revolves around a big fella carrying him under his arm so automatic slay. ive seen a little gregcliff action on the TL but its more of a 'work got me friends with people twice my age like whats uncle greg up to' ordeal to me. now lets get insane. gregsang is incredible to me because yi sang is the only mf on that bus EASIER than gregor. gregor got game? that hes aware of? while stuttering the whole journey? its kind of crazy. i dont actually have a reason why they would even like eachother yet but put rodya in there somewhere to toy with them if you want true crackshipping fun

fav headcanon: hes a little chunky

RODYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my favit

first impression: me furiously searching for her height on the wiki + nodding my head sagely deciding woman with sleepy eyes is peak character design (faust included). i trust her wholeheartedly even if she leads me hand in hand into a woodchipper

current impression: waiting for projmoon to drop more lore on her desperately because i know canto 2 wasnt everything. i feel a disconnect with the fanbase about her because i see rodya characterized sooooo differently than how i think of her. the gambling thing and her effortless confidence for example isnt really questioned like how it is with dons bravado. i see her gambling as an outlet for her complicated views on money. she feels as though being financially 'secure' as the lone survivor as a betrayal to all the deaths she caused. gambling not only aligns with her current im the hottest shit attitude but also is a way for her to not be responsible for money. the hoarding of wealth is what caused her community to starve, why would she want to do something that seems to harm others? shes very self destructive, and feigning as slots star is just one of the ways she forces herself to 'stay in the cold'. ummmmmmmmm anyway im really normal about rodya and think about her a normal amount also her love for decadant food really resonates with me as someone who was poor in childhood because the difference between eating to live and living to eat is Astronomical

favorite moment: shes started branching out and calling other people than greg pet names and it is so exciting. faust has now reached babe status!! good for her!!! also when she infantalizes sinclair its terrible for him but REALLY funny for me when he responds back and reminds her oh right this is a 22 year old man. also her random interjections that are socialist ideology are really funny because they always feel so fucking random and like projmoon is remembering why crime and punishment was written and going drop this bomb ass line itll go so hard guys

story idea: i want her to play poker against yi sang because hes weird and also his poker face is like. genuine and dear adoration for being able to play with his companions because deep in his soul is gardens and butterflies. she would be so freaked out not only because this guy agreed to playing poker but also because he is invasively (he didnt mean it) staring into her SOUL to find solutions

fav relationship: my thoughts are half the bus are in love with gregor and the other half with rodya with cases of overlap. rodya is so epic because shes seemingly got it together to the more deranged sinners but to anyone else its like oh my god this paper mache bitch the former being more faustish the latter being more ryoshuish. faustya is cute because faust initially wanted to absorb more Bad Bitch Strategems and then kinda got a crush and is hardcore malfunctioning also kurokumo ryodion got sumn GOING yall crazy love is love though

fav headcanon: shes actually really short for Lobotomy Corp Backstreets Russia and everyone there is just freakishly tall (see: sonya)

[merlinmicrofic]

March Masterlist

The third round is done with 22 fantastic fills - 6 different ships, 8 gen fills, and 5 exact drabbles!

As always, a huge thank you to all the lovely creators; you can find all fills beneath the cut <3

Drabble Challenge Winners! ✨

Ensnared by @enchanted-blade

[Prompt: Vulnerability | Arthur/Merlin | G/A]

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"Untitled" (Silmaril) by @thefollow-spot

[Prompt: "Trust me" | Gwaine/Merlin | Mature]

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"Untitled" (Overwintering) by @thefollow-spot

[Prompt: Vulnerability | Arthur & Merlin | G/A]

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soft-hearted by @wolfiery

[Prompt: Vulnerability | Arthur/Merlin | G/A]

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Vulnerable by @inthebentley

[Prompt: Vulnerability | Gwen/Morgana | G/A]

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Guardian angel by @castilian9

[Prompt: Vulnerability | no relationship | G/A]

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Prompt: Vulnerable/Vulnerability

more blessed may be the view by @fictivecircle

[Gwaine/Merlin | Mature | 500w]

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The Better One by @classics-n-comedy

[Arthur & Morgana | G/A | 267w]

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No one knows (now you do) by @marlenemckinnonsuppremacy

[Arthur/Merlin | G/A | 225w]

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Prompt: "Trust Me"

Trust me by @true--north

[Morgause & Morgana | Not Rated | 327w]

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he was dead anyway, a ghost by @bumblebearr

[Arthur & Merlin | G/A | MCD]

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but it's better if you do by @poisonedfate

[Arthur/Gwen/Merlin | T+ | 490w]

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monsters are always hungry, darling by @bumblebearr

[Arthur/Merlin | G/A | 500w]

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blind by @gvaine

[Arthur/Merlin | Mature | 500w | Fills also: Tower]

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To Slay The Dragon by @xviruserrorx

[Arthur & Morgana | G/A | 500w]

Trust Me by @silentauthor96

[Arthur/Merlin | G/A | 155w]

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Prompt: Tower

Error description: Haunted by @liviapeleia

[Arthur/Merlin | T+ | 500w]

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for these would I be gone by @fictivecircle

[Arthur-centric | Mature | 500w]

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Tower by @true--north

[Morgana/Nimueh | Not Rated | 254w]

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Goldilocks by @atirosnor

[Arthur & Merlin | G/A | 437w]

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Build a tower out of my bones by @realmoftenderness

[Gen | G/A | 228w]

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The tower of betrayal by @true--north

[Mordred/Morgana, Arthur & Morgana | Not Rated | 145w]

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blind by @gvaine

[Arthur/Merlin | Mature | 500w | Fills also: "Trust Me"]

[scarletsaphire]

Swagger Bishie 22 bc you can *slay* that

22- Kisses in the Rain

Send me a prompt and a ship and I'll write a snippet!

If the school had been smart, they would've canceled the trip. It only made sense; bad rainstorm plus field trip to the closest state park equaled bad idea. But Casper High was clearly not smart, and so here they were, soaking wet, caked in mud, cold, and miserable. At least, most of them were cold. It was at times like these that Danny was grateful that he couldn't get cold.

If the park ranger had been interesting, maybe there would be a bright side to the whole thing, but the guy who was tasked with guiding them clearly was just as miserable as the whole lot. He wasn't loud enough to be heard over the pouring rain anyway. It did mean that Mr. Lancer couldn't be mad that the class had split into their own smaller groups to talk.

Sam and Tucker had gotten into a heated debate about conservation. Or it had started as conservation, but now it sounded a bit more like if a squirrel could take a raccoon in a fight. Either way, it was a heated debate that Danny wanted no part in, so he had let them walk ahead of him and fallen a few steps behind.

A hand found his as Dash matched his stride. "Hi," he said, just loud enough for Danny to hear him over the rain.

"Hi," Danny replied, slightly louder. His hearing was better than Dash's, and they both knew it.

"You should totally do the thing," Dash said.

"I'm not going to do the thing," Danny said, rolling his eyes.

"Why not?" Dash pouted. "It's like you want me to get sick."

"I do not want you to get sick," Danny said. "I just don't want anyone to notice that we're dry and they aren't."

"I can't believe that my boyfriend wants me to get sick," Dash complained as if he hadn't heard a word Danny had said. "And only a few days before the big game too."

Danny shifted his weight to push his shoulder into Dash's side. "You say every game is the big game."

"That's because they are!" Dash argued. "Every game is a big game, which is why I need you there at every game."

"I'd be there whether its a big game or not," Danny pointed out.

"And I appreciate it," Dash replied. "But you won't need to be there if I end up sick from all this rain!"

"You're not going to get sick!" Danny said with a laugh.

"I won't if you do the thing," Dash said.

Danny rolled his eyes one last time before letting intangibility wash over himself, through their connected hands, and over Dash. All of the water that had collected in their clothing fell to the ground in one big sploosh, but it was completely hidden by the still pouring rain. Danny kept the intangibility up, letting them walk completely dry.

"I'm dropping this before we get back to the lodge," Danny said. "I don't want anyone else to notice."

Dash waved his free hand dismissively. "Yeah, that's fair. But isn't this nicer?"

"Yeah, you're right," Danny agreed. "So what are you going to do to thank me?"

"Why do I have to do that?" Dash said. "You're dry now too."

"I was perfectly fine getting wet," Danny said.

"That's what she said," Dash interrupted.

Danny ignored it. "You were the one who wanted to be dry so badly."

"Fine," Dash said. He leaned down just enough to kiss Danny on the cheek before straightening again. "Happy now?"

Danny hummed thoughtfully. "For now. You will need to do more than just that."

"You drive a hard bargain," Dash said.

"I can let you go right now," Danny replied. "Then you won't need to repay me at all."

Dash's grip tightened. "I didn't say you should do that."

"That's what I thought."

[mistydeyes]

izzie’s birthday updates!

happy (late) holidays everyone <3

some good news but finals are FINALLY OVER and ur girl slayed it!! second some of you may not know but it’s my birthday! i’m officially 22 and in my taylor swift era omg

anyways! since it’s finally winter break look for some new content bc ur girl isn’t as nearly drowning in work!