#anyway. he is like a chew toy to me.
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hi i need alex lore :3 ✈️🐶🔺🚫💙🖤🥲
✈️ AIRPLANE — does your oc like traveling, or do they consider themselves a more homey person?
he was not a traveller when he was alive. he never wanted to leave the house. ever. but now he's kind of sort of dead, he's pretty much forced to travel around the whole country multiple times a day just to help people die. he insists he HATES it with all his heart but that's actually just because he is beyond pissed at himself for never having experienced life outside his hometown when he could while he was alive. he WANTS to see the world so bad. but it's a little difficult in his current situation bc he very rarely gets to choose to exist. and when that does happen it's maybe for like 5 minutes before he is forcefully dragged back into the afterlife again. he's having a very horribvle time forever and ever basically.
🐶 DOG FACE — does your oc have any pets?
he never had any while he was alive, which is another one of his huge regrets bc he ALWAYS wanted a dog... just never got the chance. and now he's dead. well. i need to think more about this actually this has given me an idea. don't even worry about it
🔺 RED TRIANGLE POINTED UP — does your oc know how to use any weapons?
he knows how to use guns. and knives. whether or not it's particularly well is up for debate bc the only things he has had practice on are ghosts and people who are already dead. which is also funny actually because he basically has an infinite amount of time to practice things like this. yknow. just in case. [he wants to experience the world again sooooooooo badly. but also he's a little insane. you understand] he IS much better with his fists though!!! but only marginally. he looks like a slight breeze could turn him into dust so thats actually huge for him.
🚫 PROHIBITED — does your oc drink/smoke? do they do it regularly, or is it more on occasion or for special events?
ANY CHANCE HE GETS!!!!!!!!! he's dead it doesnt do much to him anyway and thats like. the one fun thing he has enough time to do when he sneaks away to hang out on earth before he gets caught a few minutes later. he has become VERY good at downing drinks within seconds.
💙 BLUE HEART — does your oc have any cool/special powers and/or abilities? how are they with magic, if it exists in their world?
not much of a cool power or anything but like. he's dead. and also alive. exists in the space between life and death because he died weird and got stuck there. so he helps people pass on from life into death to make it. Not So Scary. but the thing is the others in this space are like, spirits who have been doing this for centuries, theyre something beyond human. they were made specifically for this. theyve mastered the art. alex is just some guy who's technically not supposed to be there but also can't be moved around anywhere else without tearing the fabric of reality in one way or another. not ideal!!!!!
🖤 BLACK HEART — has your oc killed or seriously wounded anyone before? have they broken someone's heart and/or broken someone's trust?
well yes many times but at the start of the story it's like, not in the violent sort of way?? he's just. handing people off from life to death. which kind of Technically counts but not really. later on in the story, when he DOES finally get the chance to exist on earth again. well!!!!!!!! lets just say he got a little too excited. again dont worry about it.
he is an asshole. he has broken trust and hearts many times. on account of being an asshole. he can very easily change this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but he doesnt. on account of. You Understand. [he will change. a little bit. eventually. maybe.]
#oc alex#i couldnt find the last emoji anywhere im sorry WJKDKHHKSDGSDG maybe i am just blind. who knows!!!#anyway. he is like a chew toy to me.
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What did they do to you
#first image is botw and second image is totk#this did confirm my hunch that Link kind of.. matured? got more formal??#I noticed his dialogue options in totk are shorter and more formal compared to the funny ones in botw :(#it’s a very subtle change. he is a little silly sometimes when he says stuff like saying ‘I am indeed’ when a kid asked if he was a voe#or a very enthusiastic ‘nope!’ when asked if he used a sand seal to get to Gerudo town#anyway don’t mind me I’m rummaging thru my notes and screen recordings because I’m chewing on this fucker like he’s a chew toy#It makes me wonder if this is him falling back into his persona from pre calamity#but he already went thru botw with amnesia and he doesn’t need to be as stiff anymore.. if anything he’s more relaxed abt it#tell me what u think#botw#totk spoilers#tears of the kindom spoilers#tears of the kingdom#totk#legend of Zelda#loz#yapping
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Okay look, I've never really read Greek mythology (my only exposure is EPIC the musical and I've never read The Odyssey or The Illiad so bear with me) but I feel like Odysseus is cursed to always suffer. Not in the same sense Cassandra or Sisyphus are actually cursed, but in an almost unwritten rule sort of thing. Like, how much of an unlucky bastard do you gotta be to constantly be thrown around by one god to another. How are the gods so involved in his life. First is Athena, which fair enough, she chose him as her champion. That one wasn't a problem. But then he runs into Polyphemus, who is POSEIDON'S SON. which, talk about unlucky. then he runs into Aeolus, which also wasn't actually a problem until the crew fucked around and found out with the wind bag, then he runs into Actual Poseidon, gets most of his crew obliterated and then yeeted to CIRCE'S island after that, because of course he does. Only after he found out his leftover crew ran into Circe of all people and was about to go confront her, does he run into Hermes who genuinely has no reason to be here and doing all this besides maybe helping his great grandson and also for entertainment purposes. Then he runs into Circe and it turns out she's pretty chill actually when she realized that he really just wants to go home and not stick around to do anything bad. Anyway, they don't run into any gods for like a saga and a half, which is a new record really, but shit still goes wrong because Of Course It Does and THEN Eurylochus tries to kill one of Helios' cows and then fucking ZEUS comes in to chime in and give Ody the illusion of choice (where he'll suffer no matter what he chooses). Zeus is literally just taking the piss out of this whole thing, and when Odysseus makes his choice, he STILL gets fucked over by being sent to CALYPSO'S island and being stuck there for SEVEN YEARS. Like, at that point it's just Zeus being petty. I'm more surprised that we don't have more scenes of Odysseus breaking down in tears during the entire musical. He's just being used like a ragdoll and thrown around.
Like. Odysseus' story is only a tragedy for everyone involved. It's actually a comedy of error for all the gods who are watching.
#epic the musical#i like ody. hes such a wet sobbing mess of a man#which. i do not blame him for. considering what he goes through#like the gods like throwing him around and ripping him to shreds like a chew toy#especially poseidon. dude gets TWO songs where he fucks over Odysseus#contrast that with Hermes who gets two songs all about helping Odysseus#it's really funny to me how much the gods just put this man through the wringer (thunder bringer reference)#anyway. unsure if i should tag the Odyssey in this one because. technically it is but also not#I'll tag it just in case#if yall wanna tell me about interesting facts regarding the Odyssey; feel free to say!#Odysseus#the odyssey#greek myth#the fire burns
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started playing pillars of eternity the other day.. (shoving my 40 hours of playtime under the rug) its cool i guess.
#pillars of eternity#death godlike#dymphna#really shoddily cropped outfit lineup cause i dont want tumblr sniping me for well errrrrm. uhhhhhh emmmm.... yknow nuddy#i made dymphna in game and barely 2 days later i had a fully lined and coloured line up of her thats the fastest ive ever made one#she has the worlds. most disgusting grasp on my brain its insane how attached i am to her alreadyy. i even made her a custom portrait....#anyways josh sawyer count your fucking days for not making hiravias or eder romancable im going to get you.#i dont want aloth thats her chew toy not her boy toy. shes hoisting him on her shoulder and throwing him about#shes 6 foot 3 built like a rectangle and absolutelty trying to convince herself and everyone else that shes the perfect size#to sit in hiravias's lap. (he cant feel his legs anymore)
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#Trigun#Trimax#Trigun Maximum#If you're like 'Rev why did you do Woowoo not Vash'#WELL#While that is somewhat true#Vash is always Knives's favorite and that man always has some sort of god complex#THE god of the Trigun multiverses literally uses him as a chew toy#Have you SEEN how Nightow talks about this man#He 100% owns all of the Woowoo figures and has them in spots of honor#YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT DON'T BOO ME#Anyway
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I wonder which of these two learned it from whom?
#honkai star rail#hsr#hsr sparkle#hsr hanabi#honkai star rail sampo#honkai star rail sparkle#hsr sampo#sparkpo#masquerade duet really got me in the heart at the end because! Sampo is a well-known Sparkle disliker fkdasjfdlk#but still! but still! he considers her talented and skillful and worth learning from!#he tells her straight up that she inspires him!#and. I dunno. I just think that's really cool that Sampo can recognize that just bc they don't see eye to eye doesn't negate Sparkle's work#and Sparkle seems to like him in. some sort of way. I'm pretty sure it's in the way that a dog loves a chew toy but like you get me fjkdlas#anyway chronologically Sampo's bomb came before Sparkle's of course#but I don't see any reason why Sparkle couldn't have used bombs pre-canon. Sampo too. Either of them could have gotten it from the other.#and I love that! the two of them inspiring and building off each other regardless of how they do or do not get along haha
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We have a very well mannered house guest this week. He'll probably be in pictures with Misty while he's here! He's also very cute so like. Solo pictures too
#misty is the most jealous#she wants literally everything he has even if she doesn't like it#every toy chew amd scrap of affection. even his crate she wants#i think I should start my intro to new sibling research soon... she is a lot rn#turkey#treeing walker coonhound#i think thats what his owner said he is#anyways. first doggie guest that hasn't driven me absolutely crazy#gotta love a hound
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3 and/or 4 from the OC codex prompts? For anybody you like (:
3) a report written by your OC’s teacher or mentor
4) a letter from your OC to their love interest
oc codex prompts (with help from @nadas-dirthalen's veilguard codex tutorial)
#a murder of rooks#candiano de riva#korvinian ingellvar#candy and viago's relationship is the dynamic of all time#i'm chewing on it like a squeaky toy.#what do you do when your sister in all but blood blames you for everything#and she's kind of right to blame you but you can't SAY that cause you're supposed to be in CONTROL#and you can't SAY that you miss her or you want her back snarking at you because can you IMAGINE???#she'd be MERCILESS if she knew you had FEELINGS.#so instead of 'did you miss me' you ask her 'did you finish that contract'#and her answer of 'piss off; i don't work for you anymore' kinda answers both questions.#ANYWAY. korbl n neve are more lighthearted. he knows she knows he knows. friendly match of 4d chess#that devolves very quickly into a steamy makeout session that leaves all the pieces scattered on the floor.#korblneve#ourinquisitorialness#THANX GALEN THESE WERE FUN
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+ i have been considering. animal companions. as part of my hdm reread
#null havoc damage#ultraman showtime#this happened mostly bc i pictured ember as a rabbit and then obviously pictured astra as a lion#and then was like well tregear definitely isnt a wolf to me .#and the animal i came up with was a capricorn. because he is fishlike to me but also a goat in nature#which are 3 really funny animals to picture side by side in my mind .#also astras malice god friend Isnt a lion. its a pine marten. and anyways they wouldnt have dæmons at all#chaos chew toy
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i like him a normal amount (lying)
#number one raimiverse eddie brock apologist here#he’s silly#a little goofy even#i hate him so much (affectionate)#he’s like a chew toy to me#anyways#spiderman#spiderman 3#raimiverse#raimi trilogy#eddie brock#topher grace#bleh trying to original and posting my stuff on here#might try to be more active#idk I’m silly
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chewing on liu actively rn good morning (it's 1pm)
#archived mind of v: thoughts and opinions.#he's like. glass. to me.#i can't explain it god i can't explain it#but im chewing on him#aggressively shaking him like a chew toy even#perhaps even lovingly pushing him down a flight of stairs idk.#anyways disregarding all that uhm#i might try nd write today. hopefully#got a lot of things i wanna do so im all over the place rn#but here's to hoping i write.#someone throw rocks at me. hiss at me. demand that i provide for my followers.#/hj. lovingly. im sensitive.#anyways yeah i love liu idk if i've made that obvious yet
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the thing about me is that if i really like a fictional character and canon doesnt contradict it, im like
#personal#if a character is Canonically a good father or at the very least a loving one even if hes not great at it. i go fucking insane#chewing on the bars of my enclosure#characters like phoenix wright (aa4 era) and jotaro kujo jjba make me lose my fucking mind#so making hiko and hajime like. good dads who try their best and maybe dont always know what theyre doing but ADORE their fucking kids#(aka in the yakuza au i have w my husband)#drives me up the wall. squeezing them like squeaky toys in my shaking fists#im not even into fruits basket but my husband likes it and weve been rewatching the reboot#and kazuma. yknow what i mean#anyway
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god i wanna yap about my alfendi hcs but i know for a fact that i would get banned from the fandom if i do
#not that i bother interacting with it much anymore anyway (for the exact same reason actually)#but yeah fendi's starting to become yet another chew toy character for me#i have a lot of thoughts about how he feels about himself#problem is a lot of it centers around a very specific controversial hc of mine about what type of headmate he is...#if you get the hint and dont like it feel free to block me idc#i feel like thatd be the majority of the fandom if i were to main tag this#my dumbass ramblings
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I need to give Aeryn more ritualistic scarring…
From Orin not Gortash, that’s important. Gortash is all about the mental scarring with Aeryn, The Physical Gort Scarification Incident was merely a reaction to The Orin Scarification Incident. a reclaiming.
So Orin doing the same thing back when she lobotomises that little freak feels very in character.
and then there’s Kressa Bonedaughter. I don’t even know what to say about all that. and the Emperor’s Astral Tadpole if we’re speaking a bit more metaphorically. (and you know Gortash is PISSED about the cosmetic changes that has on him)
my point is: can people stop using this guy as a canvas please.
(sicko voice: not really though. never stop. break him more.)
#also. completely unrelated. why did i turn off autocaps only to manually capitalise so often. why did i do this to myself.#anyway. very good for the ecosystem for everyone to have that one oc that is just. The Cringe OC. i’m so serious#One Designated OC to pour all of your sadomasochistic kinky whumpy edgelord fantasies on. it’s good for you. that’s Aeryn for me#in case it wasn’t obvious lol. it’s why he’s so weirdly multifaceted in ways that sometimes contradict each other 😬#oh well. i don’t care at all i’m having fun. squeezing him like a chew toy :3#oc aeryn#your daily dose of idiocy#aeryn and gortash
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With how unbreakable his skin is, Nnoitra sounds like the perfect chewing stim toy
❝ Oh yeah, 'fo 'sho, if ya wanna break yer teeth. ❞ His skin didn't budge. It was not just immune to cuts and slices - it was also immune to pressure. It was more like an exoskeleton than anything else. So you might as well try to chew on metal and call that a stim toy. Nnoitra wasn't going to be anyone's fucking plaything.
He'd like a toy like that for himself though. Someone he could chew on as much as he wanted without them dying on him would be really handy. He'd probably get frustrated if he couldn't break the skin, but how about something in-between. A toy that you could ruin if you tried hard, but that would withstand the everyday play. Hah, a man could dream!
#[ like chewing on a jawbreaker fjfjfj ]#[ he's not like ?? rubbery?? xD ]#[ so idk if he'd be a good chewing stim toy ]#[ and he dislikes the thought xD ]#[ BUT MAN OH MAN HE'D LIKE ONE FOR HIMSELF ]#[ anyways thank you for sending anon! i had fun thinking about this! 8) ]#despair for me. ╱ in character.#talking shit. ╱ answers.#the praying mantis. ╱ canon verse.
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i was going to crack a joke about how the only thing on my lore wishlist for the dlc was that they would finally explain why the hell marika got impaled and crucified on the elden ring. and then it occurred to me that our one canon named boss so far is an archetypical erdtree traitor-styled demigod quite literally titled the impaler
#the nemesis speaks#oh. OHHHHH.#and the shard of whatever is red too!#i'm connecting the dots i'm connecting them#...which also makes his canon dialogue even more interesting bc it fairly strongly implies he's still? loyal? to the erdtree?#if not actually marika herself#which could actually explain. that discrepancy. if he Knew she was turning against the greater will and that's why he acted against her?#man the timeline on this whole thing makes no fucking sense whatsoever but. idk. compels me.#OR it's possible that this was all part of marika's design. she needed to be fractured with the ring so she made him do it#either as a willing collaborator or manipulated into it#which is allll kinds of fucked up but in character for marika#either way she was knowingly damning her own child to a permanently blackened reputation as a traitor to the lands between themselves#when he was in actuality only acting according to the design of the queen eternal herself#i feel like i'm not really capturing all my thoughts on paper here but oh well. anyway. if i am even a little bit right#bark bark bark i need to get my teeth in this man and shake him apart like a chew toy. lovingly. GIVE ME YOUR SECRETS.
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