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nyisles · 5 years ago

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Magic In The Hamptons

Part FOUR

part one | part two | part three

Player: Mathew Barzal

Words: 3.2K

Warnings: language, questionable steam? - tryna keep this pg 13 because i’m not a smut writer.

Notes: thank the LORD the writers block has passed. Lmk what you peeps think (i crave validation), of course she isn’t edited so yeah just uhh enjoy.

Deep breath, you reminded yourself. It was hard though as you looked around the room you were in realizing this definitely was Mat’s place. The pictures of him and his family on a bedside table, and a hockey bag in the corner of the room. What did you do last night, (Y/N), you thought to yourself. You laid in bed for another two minutes before realizing you couldn’t just hide here, as comfortable as it was. This wasn’t even your apartment. Sliding your legs over to the side of the bed, slowly bringing yourself up, a pounding headache came on like you knew it would. You cursed yourself to never drink again, especially never a drink that Mat Barzal makes. Padding down the hall, you found yourself in the living room, the only place in Mat’s apartment you’d ever seen before. It was all nicely decorated, barely looking like a bachelor pad and something a bit homey-er. Much to your surprise Mat was curled up in a few blankets, sleeping quite peacefully on the couch. Had you kicked him out of his own bed after… well… after maybe what you think might have happened. “Mat.” you whispered. No response. “Mat.” you whispered a little louder. No response. Suddenly you found yourself going over and poking him square in the chest. “Mat.”

His eyes fluttered open, and a sly little smile came across his face. It disgusted you, well not really, it disgusted you how much you loved it. “Ah, glad to see you’re alive this morning. I was a little worried.” He said in the raspiest morning voice you’d ever heard in your life. It felt like your knees might give in, his morning voice was just that attractive. Do something gross, you said internally trying to challenge him. You just sighed, throwing your head down doing a little bit of your best mopey charlie brown impression. “I literally had to throw you over my shoulder after the uber, force you into the bathroom to change and then you had the audacity of saying the sweatpants i gave you were scratchy so you made us swap right then and there.” Sliding his legs over so you could sit down on the couch, you let out a sigh. “I am...so sorry.” was all you could muster up not even looking at his face. The embarrassment was far too strong. “(Y/N), you have a killer ass, I am not sorry.”

Your face turned the brightest shade of red in the whole human existence, you were truly a tomato, not even... You were a fire hydrant. “Jesus, Mat.” was all you could mutter before giving his legs a little push as he tried to stretch them out across your lap. In all honesty you couldn’t even make eye contact with him, so you just had to watch him from the corner of your eyes. “Honesty is the best policy, and to be fair that is all I saw.” He said throwing his hands up in the air to prove his innocence, hard to believe he was all that innocent. Deep down you were slightly pleased, and completely relieved that’s where it ended. A subtle showing of the ass was something you could live with, or at least learn to get over in a few months, maybe days. “And maybe next time you can let me at least have half of my bed instead of telling me I had to stay on the couch. This shit is going to mess with my back, have fun telling all of Long Island you’re the reason I’m out due to undisclosed back issues.” Rolling your eyes you, picked the pillow off the back of the couch behind you whacking his body with it. He let out a little groan as he decided to sit up, as he glanced over at the clock on the wall. “You’re joking, (Y/N). It’s only 6:30.”

“Then go to your real bed, I should probably go home, pop an advil, and try to sleep this off.” Mat rolled his eyes, standing up then taking your hands and standing you up off his couch. “Advil is in the bathroom cabinet, I’ll see you in my room.” He said walking off down the hall from where you’d come from, not giving you a moment to even think or respond. To be fair, you felt obligated to stay, you didn’t even know where your clothes were from last night, how could you leave? It was only 6:30 anyways, you doubted that there would be any real ubers driving around and it was way too early for Reese or any of your other friends to pick you up. So you walked yourself to his bathroom, popped an advil and almost immediately found yourself back in Mat’s room. He was already laying in bed, scrolling through his phone.

Pulling the sheets over, you snuck yourself into bed trying to give Mat some personal space. You had no idea if he was a cuddly guy, or just thought you both deserved a little bit more rest. Glancing over you saw him now shirtless, you were too nervous to move any of the blankets further seeing what else he had on. You were aware it wasn’t that weird, most boys liked to sleep shirtless and in boxers. Hell, if you were home alone you’d rip off these sweatpants and sleep without pants. Mat glanced up from his phone looking at you practically hanging off of the edge of the bed. Instead of making some sort of comment, he tossed his phone on the side table next to him and grabbed the waistband of your sweatpants gently tugging you over to him. “You were so into me last night, and now I have to drag you over here to cuddle. I thought you were an affectionate kind of girl.” He said softly as he closed his eyes, “It’s not fair.”

“So needy. I thought you wanted to sleep.” you said now cuddling into Mat, trying not to overthink this. “Originally sure, but there’s a ton of things we could do here.” Mat wiggling his eyebrows as you, as you gave him a small smack on the chest. Wincing, Mat get out a laugh, pressing a soft kiss to the top of your head. You weren’t going to lie to yourself, in this moment, life was pretty good. It’s almost like your hangover had disappeared. You were perfectly content laying next to this seemingly perfect guy, but at the same time Mat did have a point. Your feelings of wanting to go home with him last night hadn’t changed, now you were just sober with a less forward attitude. Tilting your head up planting a kiss on Mat you figured there was no better time to go for it than right now. Sliding your leg over his body, you found yourself in his lap, slowly grinding yourself down on the boy continuing the makeout, pulling away briefly. “Alright Barzal, whatcha got?” You said with a cheeky smirk. He didn’t dare speak. It’s like the green in his eyes turned dark, and his hands found your waist flipping the two of you over so he was on top. And the good news was, you would definitely remember this.

- - -

You spent the next weeks floating around on a cloud. Mat’s training had picked up since the season was soon to start, and work was a bit more demanding, but the two of you had managed to keep up, sometimes he’d even call you when he was ‘bored’ before some preseason game and couldn’t nap, and he’d slept over your apartment twice claiming your apartment was ‘closer’ to the rink when in reality it was just about the same distance thanks to Long Island traffic. It felt like any fears or doubts about Mat disappeared. He’d thrown you into a group chat with Tito, Emma, and Derick and made an effort to get to know your friends. Your girlfriends were constantly hounding you when you two would define whatever it was that the two of you were doing, though you ignored it knowing you couldn’t push it with him. Every conversation about that made you think back to when you’d originally met some of the wives at Sydney’s wedding, who made it seem like you couldn’t force a hockey player into anything, they’d just spite you with way girls who were way prettier. The last thing you wanted to do was push Mat to Whitney. It was funny because she’d even requested to follow you on instagram, though you left her request pending. You never brought it up to anyone besides Tito who just laughed it off and told you not to accept it.

It was hard not to find yourself daydreaming at work as you typed away on your computer, but the buzz from your phone brought you out of your thoughts. Looking down you saw Mat’s name across the screen. It was hard not to smile a little bit, you glanced around the workplace making sure no one would be pissy you answered a personal call. “MB” you said softly into the phone, “you trying to get me fired?”

“Would that mean you’d be free this Friday night?”

“I can be available even with a job this Friday night, why what’s up? Big plans to fall asleep on my couch five minutes into a movie?” you joked trying to poke fun. It was far too easy, and you both had a solid flirty banter to keep up with. “Actually no, it’s opening night. I wanted to know if you would support your favorite hockey player. Derick Brassard.” You couldn’t hold back the laugh, as you took another glance around your office noticing that no one really cared who you were on the phone with. “(Y/N), this is where you say, of course. I’d love to watch my favorite hockey player and Mat on the ice at the same time.”

“I hope Emma doesn’t get too jealous, but I’d love to go.” With that you got little butterflies in your stomach. This felt like a pretty big deal, being invited to the opening game of the season as Mat’s plus one? Or person? Or female friend? That was all very much up in the air, but it felt as if things were headed in a good direction. “Cool, cool.” Mat said so casually, but what you didn’t know was how excited he was and how ‘cool’ he was trying to play it on the other end of the line. “Listen, I’m gonna go run some errands, but I’ll talk to you later.” Within five minutes you had been added by Emma to another group chat, this time assuming it was the other girls since you were welcomed with a warm text from Grace.

Grace Lee: Isles bitches, pregame in the coli parking lot on Friday. I expect everyone to be in their best orange and blue. Chipolini sangria will be flowing, so drink up for me, #preggers.

A small squeal escaped your lips, your dumb ass was too drunk the last time you saw her to even realize she probably wasn’t drinking. You sent back your best ‘congrats and can’t wait to see you all’ like all of the previous texts were starting to read. All of the ‘who is the xxx number’ texts came pouring in and before you could type back.

Grace Lee: (Y/N) scored the elusive MB13 tix and that’s the number. Our baby has arrived. We have been waiting for you in the gc.

You could only love her message trying not to draw too much attention to yourself, but it was like Grace was the big sister you needed to show you into this world. Emma did a pretty good job at helping you out, but she was still new to the isles wags and basically the same age as yourself. She, maybe, had known these women for as long as you had. Derick was still new to the team.

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The next thing you knew it was 2:30 on Friday, skipping out of work as early as you possibly could to get ready to be in a parking lot with girls who were practically models at 5pm for a 7pm game to which you were still incredibly nervous for. Your nerves might’ve matched Mat’s. He had sent you at least three different pictures of suits lying on his bed asking which he should wear. It felt super domestic, and you loved telling him how you thought the black velvet suit jacket would be cute, especially with the grey tie. He was also kind enough to let you borrow some clothing, he didn’t know it actually, but you’d managed to steal a white islanders t-shirt and one of his plaid jackets, that honestly you looked better in. Paired with a pair of jeans that made your ass look fabulous, how could the day go wrong?

It didn’t for a while. Grace had gifted you with a pom beanie that had the number 13 blinged out on the front in orange sparkles. The rest of the girls and you were laughing, having fun and genuinely enjoying each others company in your matching beanies. They showed you all the cool places they’d watch the games. Sometimes in a box, sometimes down low if they were actually wanting to watch the game. For tonight they settled on sitting in one of the boxes, wanting to celebrate the start to a hopeful new season. This time you had learned your lesson and made all of your own drinks. Your buzz was only light, and you were able to enjoy the game.

The first period was fun, the game was tied 1-1. It was in between periods as you and all the girls just sat around chatting about what it’d be like this season. They filled you in on how fun a win was, and how miserable a loss could be. Hockey talk didn’t last long as you quickly moved onto Grace’s baby, to what other events you all could do together since it was a ‘fun group of girls.’ The group almost didn’t notice the door to the box open and slam shut, but it was like the girls had seen a ghost. A different kind of silence came across the room. With your back being towards the door you turned around, and immediately your heart had dropped. Your hand immediately ripping the stupid sparkly 13 beanie off your head, not caring if it left your hair looking a total mess. “Ladies!” a girls voice exclaimed. You’d studied her enough to know it was Whitney. Fucking Whitney. “I’m so glad Mat left my ticket at will call. My flight got delayed and you know how much traffic was on the expressway.”

You couldn’t even speak, you just felt your throat close up, as Grace who was sitting next to you on the couch gave your arm a gentle ‘i’m here for you’ squeeze as she was the only one brave enough to open her mouth. “Whitney… I didn’t know that Mat invited you. We haven’t seen you in a while.” She said trying not to be too direct. “Matty always leaves me a ticket.” She quickly came across the room finding an open seat across from you as she grinned. “And we have a fresh face, and who are you?” she said playing dumb as if she hadn’t requested to follow you on instagram, or as if she didn’t see the stupid hat laying in your lap.

“(Y/N) is a good friend of ours, Whitney.” Megan Bailey came to your defense. Not wanting anything to get more uncomfortable than it already had been, you noticed the game starting to pick up again. “Oh… guys, game’s starting.” you managed to say in a soft voice trying not to get yourself worked up. Your brain was running a mile a minute. Did Mat bring you here to embarrass you? He invited two girls to the game. Did he really think that both of you would show up, were you just supposed to be the backup? This girl had flown in from Vancouver for him. Surely he had to have some idea that this chick would be here. The next 40 minutes of the game came and went and you were honestly to paralyzed and in your feelings to move yourself off the couch and out of the box. It didn’t help that the boys ended up losing by one goal and honestly having an okay game, at best.

“You’re not fucking leaving.” Grace whispered to you, gripping onto your wrist. “You’re going with us to meet the boys downstairs outside of the locker room and you’re getting an explanation.” She didn’t have you in that tight of a hold, but you were still too shocked and in your own head to do anything. Thoughts were running a mile a minute. The girls put distance between you and Whitney as you all made your way down to the spot where you would meet the boys. Originally Sydney had planned a surprise dinner for the whole group, but now you weren’t feeling like you could face the boys. At least you were being brave enough and not crying.. At least not yet.

Hearing Anders tell the boys it was only game one, and it was their year was kind of sweet and brought a halfhearted smile to your face as you watched the boys come out of the locker room, freshly showered and honestly not looking as depressed as you might’ve thought. Mat was one of the last boys to walk out of the locker room with Tito and it’s like you didn’t even have a minute to approach him before Whitney was throwing herself in his arms. His face seemed shocked, it disgusted you, he probably didn’t even think he’d get caught in having two girls come as his plus one to this stupid game. “Whitney…” he said awkwardly. “Thanks for leaving the ticket. I missed the first period, but I heard you played great.” She quipped back not letting him even finish speaking to her. His eyes glanced around the group until they found your face. You handed your hat back to Grace. “I don’t want this anymore. I’m sorry, I’m just going to go now.” You said feeling your eyes watering up.

“You’re a tough cookie, don’t let him see this shit hurt you.” She said softly as the rest of the group tried to act normal as wives and girlfriends met back up with their significant others. Anders came over giving your back a gentle rub, “If it means anything, we like having you around.” You put an awkward smile on your face giving him a nod, as you found the nearest exit. The cool October air hit you like a ton of bricks as you pulled Mat’s jacket around you trying to find more warmth but it only made you more upset. Luckily there were taxis just waiting to take home fans and you quickly found one not lingering around the coli any longer.

(Y/N): don’t contact me anymore. you’ve embarrassed me and you know it… in fact block this number.

You sent Mat a text as quick as your fingers could type it out, as you let tears just fall from your eyes in the stupid taxi, looking like some sort of crazy girl.

(Mat Barzal): (●●●)

You watched the little dots come and go. No text ever came. You were relieved.

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mayiotome · 4 years ago

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XOXO Droplets [Free to Play/ ext. ver:$19.99]

My Rating: 💗💗💗💗 ▪️

itch.io game page

Producer: GBPatch

Release Date: Aug 31, 2017 (Updated: Mar 20, 2020)

Languages: English

Genre(s): Stat Management, Romance, Slice of Life,

Download size: 279 MB (W/L) 261 MB (M)

Content Warnings: Swearing but it’s censored anyways.

Advertised length: not listed in hours but the completed game is 320,00 words while the free version is 130,00+

My Play Length: a few (3-4) hours to complete all routes (using cheats after the first one and skipping all seen lines).

Steam Key: YES

Achievements: YES

Demo Available: Technically there’s a free version that’s about half the game.

(There is also a horror version of this game I’ll be reviewing in the future.)

Description/Features from game page:

“The story begins when our nameable protagonist finally transfers into the boarding school of her dreams at the start of her junior year in high school. It would be perfect if it wasn't for that little catch attached to her enrollment: her parents will only let her keep attending the school for her remaining two years if she doesn't make everyone there hate her by shunning them, like she always does.

Do your best to show just enough interest in the other losers around to appease the folks while still having time to chase after all the attractive guys in the MC's afterschool group, which just so happens to be a group for chronically unfriendable people.

★★★★★★★

No, seriously folks. When we say the protagonist and main love interests are a big ol' jerk squad it's not a mistake and it's not an understatement.”

Default Game

3 distinct jerky main boyfriend options: Everett Gray, Nate Lawson, and Shiloh Fields

6 side characters who'll be your buddies and 6 minor clique boyfriend options, each with a bonus effect that makes the game easier

Partial Voice acting for every significant character by a talented cast

The option to break up with your bf and start dating someone else, if you feel like it

A variety of methods to manage your Reputation with the unimportant students

Part-time jobs, stores to visit, useful items, optional mini-games, an in-game phone to call a guy up and arrange a date at one of several different locations

Over 130,00 words. Hundreds of different events, including a collage-style ending system where you get events for every goal you achieved during the game

Cheat codes for those who don't give a f*ck about gameplay and just wanna see the events

Paid Extended Addition

3 more main jerk boyfriend options: Bae Pyoun, Jeremy King, and Pran Taylor

2 sweet but not-terribly-bright side boyfriend options: Kam Sung and Adrian Wulu

Yet 1 more boyfriend option in the flirtations party boy Lucas Kaiser (New Addition!)

4 Extra Date Events for Everett, Nate, and Shiloh

The ability to unlock all 4 CGs and 12 outfits for Everett, Nate, and Shiloh, rather than just 3 and 10

50 more Random Events, 45 more Text Chats, 24 more Part-Time Work Events

320,000 words in total

An accessory system that lets you decorate the main character with a variety of pieces, plus small events where characters comment on the accessories you wear

The option to change the background of your cellphone to one of 12 different options

Even better cheat codes

My Review:

This game is half stat manager, you have to “work” to get money, choose where you sit at lunch to raise your popularity with different cliques, etc.

The story isn’t all that long if you use cheats but if you do use cheats you can’t get certain achievements.

The free version only lets you date 3 out of the main 6 guys (The paid extra version gives you those 3 + 3 others that are more side characters but they have their own scenes too, though not many).

It’s not too long or that story rich compared to other games I’ve played. The gameplay isn’t too hard or difficult to figure out.

You can pick the first and last name of the protag but not her looks.

Story/Writing

The story isn’t that long or complex, you have an ultimate end date. Extra scenes take place at the jobs you do every few times you do them. Each job is connected to a character (and school clique) with a few scenes. There are 1-3 date scenes per date location per guy. On certain (calendar) dates certain events happen, depending on who you’re dating certain dialogue will change but it’s not too big of a change (maybe like 3-5 extra or changed lines).

Most of the game is just slight dialogue changes depending on who you want to romance/who you’re dating and a few original scenes per character.

Characters

So yeah, they’re not lying when they say that the characters are jerks. Kinda loveable jerks after a while but yeah, none of the guys actually want to date the protag but she kinda just says “Hey we’re dating now” or “Hey we’re going on a date tomorrow” and they just go with it albeit reluctantly but she grows on them for the most part.

There are 3 side characters you can date too, for achievements and I think 6 others for smaller perks for the game but no actual game-play involving them and it takes a long time to be able to actually date them as you need to meet certain requirements.

The 3 side characters are only with the paid version but they don’t go to the school the protag goes to so there’s less scenes of them really.

Visuals

The style of the stat raising menu/Weekend Planner is cute, the CGs are drawn in a cute drawing style and the rest are classic looking backgrounds that match the character styles.

The protag has a little portrait in the bottom corner where her facial expression change. With the paid version you can buy her accessories and they show up on her in game (some also trigger random events for each guy, 2 per guy as there are 2 versions for each of those items).

Sound

It is semi-voiced meaning there’s sigh sounds, growls of annoyance, a few lines here and there are voiced, they each have a set of “catchphrases” like the protag will go “Boo” when she is unhappy or a little laugh sound, Nate saying “this is absurd” when he’s annoyed or “You can’t be serious!” Sometimes they say the first or first few words of a sentence.

Stat Raising (Gameplay)

It’s not too hard to keep the stats (clique popularity) even/balanced so you don’t fail the game. It’s easy to earn money via the jobs, if you have a set guy you want then keep doing the job associated with him (where he also works) to raise his stat with you, get scenes at that location and earn more money the more you progress that job. (There’s no mini game for the jobs just occasional scenes.)

Using cheats the stat gameplay goes by fairly quickly and with no possibility of failing. You can get through each route quicker this way but there’s no way to skip the actual weekend planner part (which is good because you can go on dates or the store still.)

My strategy is to use a cheat to raise clique levels to the max, to get money, and buy a bunch of taffy (which skips the weekday choice pages and lets you quickly get to new story events.) that way I can just skip over the mostly tedious parts of the gameplay.

Worth the Price?: In my opinion, yes. You get a lot more content, unlock the other 3 guys, outfits, cheats more, date options, etc. (See above) and clearly time and effort went into this game. There’s no bugs, the VA is decent however limited. I’m sure some people might thing it’s a bit expensive but you have to remember you’re supporting a creator and not some big game cooperation.

Conclusion aka TL;DR

It’s not your traditional guys quickly fall for the protag story as none of the guys actually want to date her when they start dating. All the characters are jerks (So much so that they’re all in a club cause no one else wants them in theirs) but they do grow on you after a while. There’s no way to really skip the stat raising part of the game but it’s also not that hard to keep everything balanced and there’s always cheat codes.

I ended up getting the extra version (meaning paying for the rest of the game) because I wanted to romance Jeremy and Pran (Green and white haired ones).

My Rating:

Story: 7/10 (would score higher if the routes were more different.)

Characters: 9/10 (They’re jerks but they’re meant to be. This isn’t really a game where the characters will compliment yours and make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside but they’re well done.

Visuals: 10/10

Sound: 10/10

Gameplay: 9/10 (sometimes you just wanna skip all the stat stuff and just read the story. there are cheats in that case but you still need to actually click through the weekend stuff and keep skipping days until you get to the next event day). You can’t simply roll back on the mouse wheel to change a choice or rehear a line, it’ll bring up the log page where you can click any line that has sound to hear it or read what was said.)

Overall - 💗💗💗💗 ▪️

#otome review #otome game #xoxo droplets #gbpatch

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thirstygirlclub · 6 years ago

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Fight Me - 4

I just couldn’t leave these two alone! I just want Happy to have a nice life with a cute boyfriend, ok?!

@demitri-mb - SURPRISE!!

Your relationship with Happy would go from strength to strength. There was nothing that would pull you apart from each other no matter how hard anyone tried. There were members from other charters that had something to say but would immediately back off the minute you and Happy would square up to them, threatening them with violence and Happy would always tell them he’d blow their face off if they said anything else. You would always find it funny the way they would run away when they realised that you were not the type of guy to be messed with whether Happy was by your side or not.

The real fear came when it was time to meet his mother. Happy seemed just as nervous as you since he had never talked to his mother about same sex relationships and she had never spoken her views on it either. There was no telling how she would react when she found out her son was in a relationship with another man.

“She love you anyway, right?” You asked nervously as you walked up the path beside your boyfriend, “She’s not gonna care.”

“Hope so,” Happy said quietly, grabbing your hand tightly and opening the front door.

There was some quiet chatting coming from the kitchen but it sounded like a one sided conversation, like she was on the phone. Happy led you through the house to the kitchen where there was an old lady sat at the small dining table with a crossword puzzle in front of her and a house phone to her ear. Happy poked his head around the door with a small wave.

“Look who it is! I’ll have to go,” she said happily and waved at Happy and smiling at you, “my son has just arrived with a little friend. See you tomorrow Honey, bye... bye.”

She clicked the phone down and stood up which made you smile. She was a tiny lady, a lot smaller than Happy, but that didn’t stop her from hugging him before scolding him for not going around sooner.

“And who is... this?” She asked, finally noticing your entwined hands and looking between you both.

“Mom,” Happy announced with a deep breath, “this is (Y/N). He’s... (Y/N) is my boyfriend.”

“Oh. Is he staying for dinner? Do you like pasta? I’m making meatballs.”

Happy looked happier than you had ever seen him and it was like a weight had been lifted from his shoulders. It wasn’t as if he had been hiding your relationship from his mom it was just that he wasn’t sure how she would react but now that it wasn’t a secret anymore and she was seemingly fine with it he could relax. You squeezed his hand gently with a smile.

“I love pasta,” you nodded to her, “are we staying, Hap?”

He was hesitant, looking at you but him mom cut in, telling you both to sit down and she would get you both some orange juice while the food was on the stove. You helped yourself to a seat and Happy sat beside you while she asked you questions about yourself and how you had met her son. Obviously you didn’t tell her the full story but explained that you were a fighter and had met him through the club when you became employed by Clay. When she asked you about your past and your family and everything about your life that you tried to keep hidden from everyone but Happy kissed the back of your hand gently and nodded. There was a look in his eyes and you knew. Happy was your life now, all that other stuff was in the past and you could stop running and hiding. So you told her everything. You told her everything about your dad and what had happened to him and why you did what you did, that you didn’t know what else you could do after he passed away so you just carried on.

You weren’t ashamed to say that you had cried... a lot while you talked to her and she cried when she listened, even ending up hugging you in only the way a mother could which made you start sobbing like a baby. You needed this. And Happy watched with his jaw clenched in an effort to keep himself from crying along with you. He hated hearing about how you had lived before coming to Charming and everything that had happened but you knew that the fact that you understood him and that the way you lived your life meant you didn’t judge how he lived his. That was all part of the reason that he had actually started to open up to you too.

Once all the tears had dried you were served dinner and it tasted as delicious as it had smelled. You enjoyed teasing him in front of people, it had become somewhat of a hobby for you, and this dinner was no different. There when his mom had gone back to her crossword you nudged his knee with yours gently so he looked at you and when he did, you put two meatballs into your mouth and winked at him. He moved so fast it was like he hadn’t moved at all. His head snapped back to his plate, eyes wide and hand clenching the fork harder than was necessary. Then he looked back at you slowly to see you still looking at him with your cheeks puffed out and that stupid, cute smile that he loved so much on your lips. You were going to be in a lot of trouble later.

When dinner was over and it was getting dark outside it was time to go.

“He’s a very sweet boy,” Happy’s mom told him before you left and she was hugging you both, “make sure you look after him.”

“You know I will, Mom.”

You smiled at him, not remembering the last time anyone said they would look after you; people just assumed because you were strong you didn’t need looking after but Happy saw through that. Then, once you had said goodbye and promised to drop by again soon, you walked beside Happy back to his motorcycle with his arm around your shoulders, yours around his waist and your head resting against his.

“I love you,” Happy said softly as you climbed on the back of his motorcycle, “you know that, right?”

You looked at the back of his head in surprise. It was bent forwards and you knew he was focusing a little too hard on fixing his gloves to avoid looking at you.

“Yeah,” you mumbled, putting your chin on his shoulder and hugging him, “yeah I know.”

And you did know, he had just never said it before. Happy was a strong believer in actions speak louder than words and that was fine because so were you.

“You know I love you to, don’t you?”

“Yeah,” Happy said still softly and nodding, “I want you to get my crow.”

Your breathing stopped and you froze. You hadn’t been together that long but then again neither of you had ever felt anything like this before but it was something that felt so real and right and you didn’t want to let it go. Getting Happy’s crow was almost like getting a wedding ring.

“Wanted it for a while,” he continued when you didn’t say anything, “but you needed to meet Mom first and ask her what she thought.”

“And?”

“She’s planning our wedding.”

You laughed then, dissipating the heavy and emotional atmosphere that had settled between you. You kissed his shoulder and the part of his neck that you could reach from where you were positioned while he chuckled lowly but you couldn’t help wondering when it was that he has asked her; he barely left your side all afternoon.

“I’d love you get your crow Hap... but only if you do it for me.”

“Obviously.”

He looked back at you and looked over your face silently before leaning back against you to give you a soft, sweet kiss and you hummed happily.

“Let’s go home,” you told him, “I’m horny and I would feel bad getting fucked in front of your mom’s house. Thank god your mom didn’t cook sausage, huh?”

Happy rolled his eyes but leant forwards and turned the engine over to start back to the house you now shared.

While you were in bed together, although he was enjoying everything that was going on, he couldn’t help looking over your body. He was looking for where he wanted his crow. His hands roamed over the skin of your stomach, sides, hips then up your chest to put his hand over your throat where he could feel your pulse racing under his palm and the feeling of you swallowing like he had that morning after the party where you had first opened up to him. Then he knew.

“I’m tough enough for this, right?” You asked Happy as you lay down on the table.

“Right,” Happy nodded once and snapped the gloves, “you’re tough as shit.”

When Happy had approached you with your first tattoo being on the front of your neck you were apprehensive but the more you looked in the mirror and imagined yourself with it there you got more excited for it. It was going to be huge and something you would be unable to hide. You would look so badass when you were fighting too.

The way Happy would position the crow was that it’s body would be in the middle of your throat with the wings spanning outwards around your neck and the tips of the wings ending under your ears.

You took the pain like a champ and Happy was very proud of you for it. The most you would do was wince and clench your teeth but forced yourself to relax while he worked. Happy stayed silent for the most part but every now and again would look up to your face and ask if you were ok to reassure you that it would be done soon. And when it was, he looked at his work and his man with pride.

“How do I look?” You asked, sitting up and ran your hand through your mussed up hair.

Happy was speechless. You were his now, officially. When he shook his head in disbelief you immediately started to get self conscious until he stood up, took your face in his hands before pulling your face to his to kiss you roughly.

“So fucking hot,” he murmured to you.

Happy would watch you in the ring avidly, obviously being your number one fan and not shying away from cheering the loudest and celebrating with you when you inevitably won.Your after fight ritual stayed the same; Happy would walk with you to a quiet part of wherever you were and you would sit together and share a beer. It was something that you had done from the start and would probably do forever.

People didn’t mess with you and they knew that since you had officially became Happy’s old man his family was your family. Therefore, if any of the girls got hurt by anyone or anyone was threatened you would be the one they would have to face which was almost as scary as being faced down by Gemma. You became an integral part of the SAMCRO family and a very valuable “old lady”. You helped look after the families of other members and kept things running when the guys were away and this made Happy proud. Seeing his man being a huge part of his family and being relied on made him happy because he knew that you enjoyed it; you liked having a life outside of the ring and violence.

You couldn’t believe how lucky you were and how happy you were when not even a year ago you were roaming around, sleeping with guys and fighting for whoever paid you the most.

Life was finally good.

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lunatens · 6 years ago

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pepper partners

part 1/?

word count: 1722

genre: fluff

pairing: reader x johnny (minor ten x jaehyun on the side)

summary: you weren’t planning on joining your high school’s co-ed volleyball team, but when you find out the one and only johnny seo is playing, you can’t help but be grateful ten was able to convince you to join afterall.

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you jolt awake to the familiar yet unpleasant tune of your alarm blaring from your phone, which is sitting on your bedside table. you reach over blindly to turn it off, taking a moment to lie in the darkness. you groan and rub your hands over your face, wondering why you ever thought joining the co-ed volleyball team was a good idea--if your best friend, ten, hadn't bribed you with the promise of rides to and from school every day for the rest of the year, you probably wouldn't have joined. you roll over and check your phone, noticing 3 missed calls from ten. you sigh, holding the phone to your ear and calling him back while you slide out of bed and make your way to the light switch. after a few rings, he finally picks up.

"y/n!!! you better be ready to go!! i'm coming to get you in five minutes." his voice (way too loud for this time in the morning) bursts into your ear. you hold your phone out to the side a little in an effort to save your eardrums, squinting as you flick on the light.

"what?? i thought you said we were leaving at 6:45! i'm still in my pajamas, ten!" you reply--you were expecting at least another 15 minutes to get ready.

"well, i changed my mind. we're going early. a little birdie--taeyong--told me that that cutie jaehyun is playing this year, and i NEED to see that boy asap. plus, he's friends with that tall kid you like--maybe he's playing too! all the more reason to go. EARLY."

"first of all, i'm pretty sure jaehyun doesn't know you exist. second of all, for the millionth time, I DON'T LIKE ANYONE! all i said was the tall kid from our english class is cute. that does NOT mean i like him, ten. and third of all--fine, we can go early. but only if you pick up lisa too."

"okay, FIRST of all...you don't know that! and even if it's true, it's about to change. second of all, y/n, i know you, and i also sit beside you in english and can see you doodling his name all over your notes. and third of all, of course we can pick her up! see you in 5, honey!"

the phone clicks as ten hangs up. you hadn't felt nervous for practice until now, but all of a sudden butterflies begin to swarm in your stomach. you're not sure what changed, but you swallow your nerves as you pull sweatpants over your shorts and tug a hoodie on over your old t-shirt from provincial championships last season. you slide your feet into sandals and snatch your volleyball bag and your backpack--including a set of clothes to wear for the school day after practice--on your way to the kitchen. just as you're reaching into the box of granola bars, you hear a car horn beep aggressively from the driveway. you cringe as your dog, ruby, starts barking. you send ruby a death glare as you grab an apple from the fruit basket, then rush out the door and into the passenger seat of ten's car.

"took you long enough! let's roll," he says, reversing out of the driveway and making his way around the block to lisa's house. you always wonder how he has so much energy in the morning.

the rest of the short drive to school is filled with ten and lisa chattering back and forth over the radio while you press your forehead against the window and try (to no avail) to fall back asleep.

"ugh, y/n, stop being so edgy, there's cute boys awaiting!" ten says as he shakes you awake. you decide to ignore his comment, climbing out of the car and trailing behind your two friends towards the gym.

you turn down the hallway to the changeroom and see two boys talking quietly as they fill up their water bottles. your cheeks flush red as you recognize one of them as johnny from your english class.

"see you in the gym folks, i have a water bottle that needs filling--immediately." ten states as he makes a beeline for the water fountain, where you now notice jaehyun (who's been ten's hallway crush since he transferred to your school at the beginning of the semester two weeks ago) standing beside johnny. ten turns to give you a wink, before making conversation with the two boys (mostly jaehyun).

***

you and lisa walk into the gym, where small groups of people stand scattered around. you recognize pretty much everyone from either the senior girls or guys volleyball teams, although there's a couple juniors you don't know who were invited to play. ten is still chatting to jaehyun, who is smiling down at your best friend with rosy cheeks. you roll your eyes--ten never fails to catch his target. you giggle to yourself as you watch johnny stand there awkwardly as jaehyun and ten continue talking, seemingly having forgotten johnny's presence. he turns to scan the gym, and you lock eyes with him for a second before you turn to look away, cheeks even more red than before. you adjust your hair, then turn to look at the list of teams that are signed up:

team #1:

ten (LIB)

lisa (LS)

lucas (LS)

jungwoo (S)

taeyong (RS/captain)

y/n (MB)

doyoung (MB)

team #2

chuu (LIB)

jaehyun (LS)

yves (LS)

mark (S)

rose (RS)

johnny (MB/captain)

yuta (MB)

team #3

jaemin (LIB)

jeno (LS)

haechan (LS)

yeojin (S)

renjun (RS)

olivia (MB/captain)

jisung (MB)

you and lisa chat for a bit about the lineups, excited to get started, until coach lee blows his whistle. everyone in the gym hustles over to where he's standing by the net, silently waiting in excitement and anticipation for the beginning of the season.

"alright, welcome to the first day of co-ed volleyball! you all finally pestered principal kim enough to let us have a team, so here we are. seniors, good to see your faces again--welcome to a couple of our new players, jaehyun and rose, we're excited to have you. juniors, even though you're not gonna be in the final cut for the team, i hope you still have fun while you're here. you all will be in these three teams for the next month for any team-based drills we do, and for games we play at the end of practice. i hope you can all still bond with each other on the court and off the court, as at the end of the month, i'll be choosing 10 of you to take to the championships. so you'd best show me what you've got! let's get started; warm up with some pepper in partners."

coach lee blows the whistle, and everyone scatters, grasping at their nearest friend. you spy ten and jaehyun joined at the hip as they go to get a ball, leaving johnny behind. johnny smirks and rolls his eyes as his friend walks away with yours, then turns awkwardly looking around the gym, rubbing the back of his neck and biting his lip. you feel lisa nudge you from behind.

"go, silly! now's your chance!" she whispers eagerly.

"no! then you won't have a partner!" you whine in response.

"pshhh, i'll be fine! that new girl needs a partner anyways, i'll join her." lisa says as she jogs over to rose.

you hear a gentle cough from behind you, and you turn around to see johnny standing there with a ball.

"do you, uh, have a partner? mine kinda ditched me, haha," he says, looking over to where ten and jaehyun are warming up together.

"you do now! sorry about ten, he's pretty social." you respond, surprised at how calm you are in the face of possibly the cutest boy you've ever seen. johnny laughs, and motions for you to follow him to the other side of the court.

"i'm johnny--i think you're in my english class?" he says; you're surprised he noticed you.

"yeah! i'm y/n, it's nice to officially meet you, johnny." you say, sticking your hand out. johnny shakes it, a warm smile growing on his face.

***

the rest of the practice flies by; mostly it's just basic drills to get everyone back into the rhythm. any time there's a partner drill, your heart flutters as johnny immediately turns to you (one time, ten sees and sticks his tongue out at you then gives you a thumbs up). before you know it, practice is over and you're doing cool down stretches. you and lisa go to find ten; you spot him sitting on the bench beside jaehyun. the two boys have their phones out--honestly, you aren't even surprised ten's got his number already.

"ten! let's go!" you call to him.

"one second, y/n!" he replies, turning back to jaehyun quickly before jogging over to you, a smug look on his face.

"guess who has a movie date for friday night," he boasts.

"ooh, are you going to see the new spiderman movie? i hear it's really good," you ask. before ten can reply you hear a deep voice from behind you.

"are you guys talking about the new spiderman movie? i've heard it's fantastic!" johnny pipes in.

"well, you can come with us on friday! be there or be square, i'll pick you up at 6," ten replies.

"cool, i can't wait!" johnny says, making eye contact with you the whole time. "see you in english!" he says, running off to meet up with jaehyun.

you turn to ten.

"what are you doing??" you question.

"setting you up with the love of your life, DUH" he responds.

"he probably just wants to see the movie with his friends! i don't know if he wants me there. plus, won't it be awkward with you and jaehyun on a literal date?"

"oh y/n, sometimes you can be so blind. trust me, it'll be fine. you guys'll practically be on your own date!" he gives you a look that says 'you don't have a choice in this'.

"fine," you agree. the three of you leave the gym and hit the changerooms, and although you won't admit it to ten, you've already started counting down the hours til friday.

~~~

ahhh!! here’s my first series!!! i’m not sure if anyone will find this interesting, but i’m planning on continuing it at least for a little bit. i’d love to hear people’s thoughts/feedback!! or suggestions/requests/ideas!! <3 hopefully the volleyball parts will make sense to people even if you don’t play

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fearofaherobrine · 6 years ago

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Roleplay Server Log #386

“Octagon and Enix, Spleef, Bird Dad”

[CP] Is holding his no longer flaming baby and is letting Notch visit with the others when he feels the shift in the mainframe and he shudders a little-

[Fangbo] Notices his reaction. - Did Aether pull your hair or something?

[CP] - No...- He looks over at the mainframe- The seeds have shifted...

[Fangbo] Oh? You're sensitive to that? Maybe one of the big multiplayer servers changed host sites or something.

[CP] - Maybe...- He takes Aether and hands her back over to Notch- Just give me a moment

[Notch] Any reccomendations to keep her from getting cold again?

[CP] - Keep her out of the way of the vents and if she does catch on fire again, well, you know it wont hurt you yet

[Flux] Digs through the diaper bag and finds an extra blanket-

[Notch] Got it. Where are you headed?

[CP] - The main frame

[Notch] I'd say be gentle but you know how to conduct yourself.

[Jeb] He does????

[Flux] - He'll be fine

[CP] Ignores Jeb and touches the servers letting himself be pulled in and he looks to see what happened-

-There is now a very big server next to the one he's been calling home-

[CP] Snickers and goes to inspect the new bigger server-

-It's already super overbuilt. There are a faintly ridiculous number of players running around and the chat is full of random emoticons and leetspeak. There are quite a few large sculptures with just random words and pixel art from various 8bit games. There's a spleef dome rising over part of the town as well. The spawn is a sort of open waiting room with the basic server rules posted on a series of white colums in a circle. People are hustling in every direction but the spot he's standing in is relatively quiet.

[CP] - Oh joy, fresh prey

-He's immediatly struck with the feeling of being scrutinzed-

[CP] Focus' on the feeling to see what it is-

-There's a bit of a cough from above him-

[Octagon] You look lost friend. I hope you're not here to make mischief. - The figure is unmistakably a NOTCH, but he has a full long beard plaited like a dwarf and a name floating over his head like a player.

[CP] - Oh fuck off

[Octagon] Now that's not very nice. And here I'm being super polite too.

[CP] - I just came to find out what had been placed next to our server and if it were a threat

[Octagon] Then we're neighbors! How wonderful! You can see my name, what's yours? -Chuckles- Though I can probably guess.

[CP] - The others usually refer to me as CP

[Octagon] Hops down from the pillar and stands next to him. He's average height for a NOTCH, so shorter then Cp- Pleased to meet you then! I wouldn't have a player name, like this- he indicates the floating bar- but my brother tagged me.

[CP] - Your brother?

[Octagon] Yes! Let me see if I can get his attention. I think he'd be more your speed anyway- He does some whisper typing and then waits-

-A Herobrine basically steps out of his shadow and makes a show of stalking and menacing the NOTCH from behind before tickling his ribs with a gigantic grin-

[Octagon] Dissolves into wild laughter - BRO!

[CP] - Oh joy- He's dead pan

[Enix] Speaks with the most sinister voice Cp's ever heard outside the mansion, it's practically an oily sound. - What? No sense of humor?

[CP] - Only when it comes to murder or teasing my wife

[Enix] A brine with a mate? Did you wed an Alex? Lucky man.

[Octagon] You have a wife? That's so sweet. Is she nice?

[CP] - Another brine, and it's none of your fucking business

[Enix] Shrugs- Suit yourself.

[Octagon] He lives next server over!

[Enix] Lounges against a pillar. - So how's the neighborhood around here? Our admin changed hosts.

[CP] - Well it was quiet, but don't expect to be able to just hop over, it's a private server

-There's a bit of commotion as a few players spawn in and stand for a moment. The native NOTCH and brine make a show of stiffly waving at them and doing a few player hops-

[Octagon] Sounds quiet.

[CP] - Again, it was, but I suspect we'll be picking up a fair amount of noise from your server here

[Enix] Not much to be done about that. This is a kids server.

[Octagon] Little players really liven up the place!

[CP] - Ours is a sanctuary for brines

[Octagon] So you don't have any players at all?

[CP] - Occasionally a few that we trust explicitly will come on, but otherwise, no

[Octagon] But who pays the bills?

[CP] - We have our ways

[Enix] Clever, and close with secrets I see. Well we're set up decently well too. The head admin thinks we're both players.

[Octagon] Snickers-

[CP] - Pathetic

[Enix] Scoff if you want. It's a good gig.

[Octagon] Some of us like kids you know. He and I keep the griefing and hacking to a minimum so everyone has fun.

[CP] - We're brines! We're supposed to grief!

[Lie] Slips into the server, having been wondering what was taking CP so long and so had traced his path through the office. She appears right behind her husband-

[Octagon] But they're just kids. It would be mean to grief them. They'd just cry.

[Enix] Hides a growing smile behind one hand - You wouldn't burn down some little kids clubhouse would ya?

[CP] - I have in the past

[Lie] Sighs- CP...

[CP] Stiffens and turns around- Lie...

[Enix] Laughs- I think someone just got busted!

[Octagon] All smiles- Hello miss! Welcome to our server.

[Lie] - Hello, I apologize if my husband has been harassing you

[CP] - Why are you here?

[Lie] - You were taking a very long time checking on our daughter so I figured I'd see what was taking you. Oh, and you also griefed your father, she pooped right after you left apparently and Jeb had to show him how to change the diaper

[Octagon] You have a daughter too???

[Enix] Scoots closer- You're a Herobrine! A female Herobrine???

[Octagon] Gets closer as well- My stars!

[Lie] Hesitates a little- Yes, a newborn, and yes I am a female brine...

[CP] Growls as the other two get closer to his wife-

[Octagon] Congratulations! I had no idea that was even possible!

[Enix] I hope she didn't inherit her dads temperment. He's a bit rude.

[Lie] - He's better than he used to be

[CP] - Speaking of our daughter, we should be getting back to her

-There's a bit of commotion and a player with a silly skin runs up to Octagon and places a sign before typing on it-

[Octagon] Oh dear, that's not allowed. I'm sorry I have to tend to this. It was nice meeting you.

[Enix] Watches his brother rush off. - Yeah, likewise. Sorry about the noise, we have so many players, this place is like a madhouse. Even the Nether and Aether are noisy as all get out. Only the End is quiet.

[Lie] - Our Aether is noisy sometimes too

[CP] Groans at his wife's joke-

[Enix] Stares at her for a long moment and then lets out a rather evil sounding laugh- That's excellent! You named your child after the NOTCH realm mod didn't you???

[Lie] - Yes, we did

[Enix] I love it! What are your thoughts on players? Your hubby seems none too keen on them.

[Lie] - It depends on the player themselves, although I really have no room to judge since I used to be one

[Enix] Oh now things start to make sense... this means someone in your circle can get out. How intriging. I spend most of my time with players.

-A few players are creeping around a little watching them-

[Enix] Hang on- He turns quickly and gives them a freaky grin-

-There's some excited jumping and the avatars sprint away merrily-

[Enix] I save my A-game for more adult multiplayer games mostly.

[Lie] Motions at CP- He's the one who dragged me in initially

[CP] - Lie! Let's go!

[Enix] Something on fire Cp?

[CP] - You're being annoying!

[Lie] - Adult multiplayer?

[Enix] Gives her fingerguns- I slay at Overwatch, TF2, COD, I know how to do remote logins.

[Lie] - Okay then

[CP] Flumps on his wife a little-

[Lie] - Really CP?

[CP] - I would think you'd want to get back

[Lie] - Why?

[CP] - So we could finish what we were doing~

[Enix] Ah, is it adult playtime?

[Lie] - It was until the baby figured out how to set herself on fire

[Enix] You don't sound panicked so I'm going to assume it's a normal thing for a child brine to be on fire.

[Lie] - Considering it's one of her father's powers? Yes

-Another small group of players spawn in and wave -

[Enix] Just play it cool.

[Lie] - Well we should be leaving soon anyways, but I'll be sure to let our head admin know about you guys

-messages in chat-

-Whoah Pretty hair! O-O-

-Red Herobrine! Super talllllllllllllll-

[Enix] Thanky. Come back and visit if you want. Just walk stiff and follow the rules.

[Lie] - We will- She stands near CP and he lets both of them out and back into the office

[CP] Helps Lie out and both of them can hear Aether getting fussy-

[Notch] Back again? How did it go?

[Fangbo] Is making faces at Aether to make her giggle-

[Lie] - Well the new neighbors have a brine and a NOTCH

[Dofta] oh dear... do they get along at least?

[CP] - Their relationship is brotherly

[Lie] Goes to take her fussy baby from Notch-

[Dofta] Oh good. [She's still upset about the incident with Mb and Echo the other day]

[Notch] That's a relief at least.

[Lie] Picks up on Dofta's emotions- Hey, it wasn't your fault. It was actually the NOTCH's fault that MB was up for deletion

[CP] - Yeah, and they are way too cheerful

[Fangbo] Cheerful is bad?

[Yster] Well I can think of worse things.

[Jeb] Is looking at a screen on the mainframe - that's a big server...

[CP] - The head admin just thinks that they are players, they hit each other with name tags

[Notch] That's actually kinda clever. They're just living there?

[Jeb] Is looking up some info on the server. - Oh man...! I found the stats for it.

[CP] - Yeah well can you move it farther from ours?

[Locklear] - Are you really being territorial over a digital space?

[CP] - Yes!

[Jeb] The owner is a rather sweet-looking little old lady. And no, I can't move it. The placement is decided by the hosting service. They just got a packet near yours.

[Yster] I got the impression he was territorial about everything in general.

[CP] - Then I'll find a way to move it

[Notch] Just leave it be please, it sounds like they might be decent allies.

[CP] Grumbles-

[Lie] - Should we be heading back?

[Notch] I think so, Aether looks sleepy too.

[Lie] - Yeah, I think it's nap time

[Lie] Once back home they say goodbye to Notch and go inside. CP lays down on the bed with their daughter and Lie watches as he falls asleep with her, taking a screen shot as her daughter sleeps soundly on her father's chest. With a giggle she decides to check on CN and looks around for the child-

[CN] Is digging around in the food trunk for a snack-

[Lie] - And what are you doing CN?

[CN] Yelps and quickly turned around- Lie!

[Lie] - Are we getting a snack?

[CN] - Yeah...

[Lie] - I see, well after your snack, do you want to go for a ride with me?

[CN] - Sure! Where are we going?

[Lie] - Just to Docs place, there's some stuff I need to tell them

[CN] Quickly eats an apple- Okay! I'm ready to go!

[Lie] Smiles and follows CN out to the stable where he selects a horse and then follows her to the front of the house so she can get on Beau. The stallion is happy to be getting out and prances a little- Easy there, we're just going for a short ride

[CN] Climbs on his horse and follows Lie towards Docs house-

[Doc] is dozing in the sun near the spawn, hir dragon tail is draped over a few of the headstones and the small wall-

[Lie] - Guess we won't have to go so far- She trots over to Doc- Hey Doc? I've got some news...

[Doc] blinks sleepily- mm? Oh. Hi lie, Cn - Xe yawns - I didn't sleep worth a damn last night...

[Lie] - Because of the server shift?

[Doc] You felt it too huh? It was that, and the noise...

[Lie] - CP felt it from out in the office. He also went to investigate and it's where I found him

[Doc] Groans- please tell me he didn't already piss everyone off?

[Lie] - Not yet, but there is a brine and NOTCH over there

[Doc] Hunkers down into a tidy, alert crouch- Now you have my full attention.

[Lie] - They have taken on a brothers relationship and the server admin just believes that they are players. It's a server for kids

[CN] - For kids?

[Doc] No wonder it's so noisy. They must have a lot of players for all the activity I've been picking up on.

[Lie] - It looked like it too. Jeb looked up the stats for the server and said it was massive

[Doc] Interested tail flick - and the brine and the NOTCH? They're just living there? Are they really into babysitting or something?

[Lie] - I'm not sure, CP talked to them longer than I did. But he's currently napping with the baby. Their names are Octagon and Enix though

[Doc] How odd. Well at least it's nothing bad. I'll make my way over with a welcome cake or something, but not right now. I'm so tired... - They lay their head down with their chin in the grass. - I can't even sleep in my bed right now. Buff decided to evict my cobweb collection and it's annoying as hell listening to him whistle and bump around cleaning stuff.

[Lie] - I'm sorry to hear that

[CN] Nudges his horse closer to Lie- Lie?

[Lie] - Yes?

[CN] - Could... Could I go over there?

[Lie] - Well, I don't see why not, but you'd have to move stiffly like the players

[Doc] Thanks Lie. They might be suspicious of you too since you're smaller then a player.

[Lie] - That's true, but they just seemed awed at how large CP was. They're kids, they might not think much of it

[Doc] Perhaps. And if their Herobrine doesn't shade his eyes, they might be used to a few anomalies... - They sneak their tail fluff over their eyes and shift to a more comfortable pose. Like a balled cat.

[CN] - Could we... Go now?

[Lie] Hesitates a little- Are you sure you want to CN?

[CN] Nods his head-

[Doc] You guys have fun then, and be careful. Cn, you're not used to being around players, they can be impulsive and even destructive.

[CN] - But they're kids!

[Lie] - And they don't realize we're real and can feel pain

[CN] - Oh...

[Doc] They're just playing from behind a screen. Dying is a minor inconvenience. And they can't talk except in the chat and passing stuff like signs or books back and forth.

[CN] - Okay

[Lie] - Lets put our horses in with the skeletal ones here CN, then we can go

[CN] Nods in agreement and jumps the horse over the low fence-

[Lie] Does the same with Beau before creating an opening- See you in a bit Doc

[Doc] -is already asleep again-

[Lie] Makes the opening and guides CN through, both showing up at the spawn of the other server-

[CN] Looks around and bounces a bit in excitement-

[Enix] Runs by playfully chasing some players and stops- You came back so soon, and you brought a child? I thought your little one was a newborn? - He leans down to get a better look at Cn-

[Lie] - This is my NOTCH, CN, he heard their were other children here and wanted to come visit. CN? This is Enix

[CN] Takes a step back and moves a bit behind Lie-

[Enix] He's a bit timid huh? - He realizes the kids he was chasing have snuck up on him and are peeking at him from behind a pillar- Excuse me for a sec- He turns quickly and teleports right in front of them with a pickaxe in one hand. The kids leap and run like the dickens- Hehehe. Works every time.

[Lie] - And not just on children

[CN] Is looking up and around at everything there-

[Lie] - Go on CN, if you want to go explore then go. I'm sure Enix or Octagon can teleport you to me when you want to

[Enix] Perhaps I can show you around in the meantime? We've got quite a community of budding pixel artists.

[Lie] - Sure, I'd love a tour. Go have fun CN

[CN] Doesn't need to be told twice as he rushes off-

-The town is full of people rushing back and forth, some of them are even running little shops to trade things with other players. The chat is full or random talk as well, mostly about school and gossip. The houses are laid out on a basic grid and they vary in quality and materials-

[CN] Wanders around and checks everything out, reading the chat and getting confused about some of the things being talked about-

-A few avatars stop to look at him and there's some activity in the chat-

-There's a little guy LOLz.-

-Mini Notch wtf?-

-Neat skin!!!!11!!1-

[CN] Tries to figure out how to talk in chat without being too obvious- THanks?

-Wanna play with us???-

-SPLEEF-

-Agian? OMG. -

[CN] - Spleef? What's that?

[FollyCloud] You run around on snow with a shovel and try to cut the snow out from under other people!

[CN] - Sounds easy enough...

[BlockofFred] We have our own big stadum! Octagon keeps it set up!

[SilverMilk] We need one more person though....

[CN] - Okay, I'll play

[CaptainPurple] I call little guy!

[BlockofFred] I want Folly!

[SilverMilk] I'll message RobbinTime and meet you there.

[CN] - You can call me CN

[CaptainPurple] Cool!

-The others are all bouncing and sprinting ahead-

[CN] Follows, forgetting to move stiffly-

[BlockofFred] Watches him curiously- You move weird...

[CN] - Uh, it's... Mods

[BlockofFred] Oh! Neato1!

-The group approaches a board covered in game rules and a button in the center. The group hits the button and CN follows suit- The end up in a lobby where the players are partnering up and going to the designated areas for a match. As they cross a line of purple blocks, it sets their spawn point for the arena-

[CN] - Whoa...

[SilverMilk] Comes back with another player, their nameplate is RobbinTime - ready!

[CN] - Okay, so how do we do this?

[CaptainPurple] Nods at RobbinTime and they each hit a button on the wall-

[CN] Follows suit and the trio are teleported to an arena. Their inventories have been cleared and they now only have an iron helmet and a diamond shovel-

-The other three are facing them from across the snowfield-

[SilverMilk] Just use the shovel to knock the snow out from under them, and don't fall, okay?

[CN] - Got it- He gets ready and his vision is briefly obscured by a countdown timer and when it's time to go he races forwards with the others

-There's a lot of scurrying and jumping, snow is flying everywhere and BlockofFred is the first to fall-

[CN] Jumps over a gap to try to get behind the other team. He manages to knock RobbinTime down- Yes!

[CaptainPurple] Shoves Cn out of the way just as FollyCloud swings to knock the ground out from under him-

[CN] Stumbles and falls- Oof!

[CaptainPurple] Is now chasing FollyCloud around and they're swiftly running out of blocks to stand on-

[CN] Shakily stands and starts running to head FollyCloud off-

[FollyCloud] Manages to drop CaptainPurple and turns his attention to Cn-

[CN] Is having a bit of a stand off, not sure how to proceed and is looking for a safe route-

[FollyCloud]Chases him into a corner and takes a swing at the block under him-

[CN] Falls and it's at this point that he realizes that there's lava beneath the snow. He panics and without thinking he shifts into his bird form and flies up-

-WHOAH!-

-How did he do that??????-

[CN] Panic and flies to the far side of the arena where there's still snow and he shifts back, pressing himself back against the door-

-HACKER!!!1!1!-

[Octagon] Tps into the arena and looks around with his hands on his hips and his black eyes narrowed in annoyance-

[FollyCloud] Jumps around- He did something weird! He's cheating!

[CN] Starts breathing hard- There's lava down there!

[Octagon] Stalks over to him- well yes, that's kinda the point of not falling. Who are you?

[CN] Is trembling a little, looking for anyway out- C... CN...

[SilverMilk] He was moving weird...

[FollyCloud] He turned into somethign small!

[CN] Is really wanting Lie right about now-

[Octagon] Very quietly- I'm not sure what you're playing at, but you've thrown the gauntlet down now. If he knocked you down and you cheated back up, then the game can't end until you fall.

[CN] - But... That's going to hurt (String of numbers)

[Octagon] I'm aware of that, but you won't be deleted.

[CN] - But... But...

[Octagon] Just swats the block out from under him-

[CN] Falls with a yell and doesn't manage to transform quickly enough this time, hitting the lava and screaming in pain before popping back into the Spleef lobby. He immediately takes off at a run to try and get out with tears forming at the corners of his eyes-

[Octagon] Reassures the other players before tping to his location. Or course Cn is moving but he's close by- Wait a minute!

[CN] Stumbles and turns quickly terrified-

[Octagon] Easy there little NOTCH. That was nessesary.

[CN] - It... It hurt... So much...- CN leans up against a wall, they are mostly hidden from sight

[Octagon] Sorry, but once you start a Spleef game that's the only way to end it. There's no way out of the arena except to auto tp when all the opposing team has dropped and hit respawn.

[CN] - I didn't know that!

[Octagon] I hear that a lot. Most of the players here are children and they tend not to read rules carefully.

[CN] - I... I just wanted some new friends to play with...- He's still shaking and a couple of tears roll down his cheek

[Octagon] Kneels down and pats his shoulder- Are you lost? Did you wander in from the void?

[CN] Shakes his head- My brine brought me because I asked her...

[Octagon] There's another Herobrine on the server????

[CN] - She visited earlier...

[Octagon] Blinks- The white-haired brine?

[CN] Nods- Yeah, she's my brine

[Octagon] Would you like me to find her for you?

[CN] Nods-

[Octagon] Reaches out for his hand - then that's what we'll do. I'm Octagon by the way.

[CN] - You already know my name...- He cautiously takes the offered hand

[Octagon] Uses his free hand to try and get Lie's attention in the chat-

[Enix] Notices and pauses from pointing out different types of planes someone has built high above the harborside- Oh dear... it seems your NOTCH had a bit of an accident.

[Lie] - Is he okay?

[Enix] He respawned, but Octagon says he's okay. Just a bit shaken up. It seems he decided to join a game of Spleef with some players.

[Lie] - Oh dear, take me to him?

[Enix] Of course. - He takes her hand and tps her to Octagon and Cn. The two of them were passing through a small park when the others appeared.

[Lie] - CN...

[CN] Runs for Lie and hugs her-

[Lie] - Shhh, it's okay, I know it hurt

[CN] Is sniffling-

[Lie] - Thank you for helping him Octagon

[Octagon] Well... I didn't help much. I kinda had to drop him to end the game...

[Lie] - I see, I'm going to guess he shifted forms to avoid the lava?

[CN] Hugs Lie a bit closer as she rubs his back-

[Octagon] Yes. He set off several accusations of cheating and hacking.

[Lie] - Oh CN... I'm sorry, he's never really interacted with players before and he's never died before either

[Octagon] Well he's welcome to play, he just needs to stick to safer things.

[Enix] Wait, he's not lava-proof?

[Lie] - What games would be alright? And no, he's not

[Octagon] Makes an expansive gesture, - this is a good place to start. - The park around them has several groups of kids playing. Some are doing parkour on little obstacle courses, and others are clearly playing tag or hide and seek- There's a hedge maze too, people like to see who can solve it the fastest.

[Lie] - Alright, maybe next time. I think somebody has had enough excitement for now

[Octagon] I understand. Kids get overwhelmed.

[Enix] One's first death is also no small thing.

[Lie] - Yes, I remember my only death so far, I'd never wish it on anybody. Thank you for letting us visit- She creates a way home and the other two get a brief image of spawn as Lie passes through with CN

[CN] After a couple of hours he flies over to Firebirds tree-

-Firebird's sitting in one of the higher spots writing in a book, His tail dangles down like a brightly colored banner,-

[CN] Spots the tail and make a beeline for it. He turns back mid air and barrels into Firebird, pulling him into a hug-

[Firebird] Woah CN! -Nearly falls backwards as CN slams into him, but doesn't. He hugs CN back with one arm- What's up with you?

[CN] Looks up, his eyes still red from crying- I... I died...

[Firebird] Oh dear... I'm sorry you had to experience that.. I don't like it either..

[CN] - I was playing a game with some... With some players and beneath the snow was lava! I tried to fly away! They all started calling me a hacker!

[Firebird] Players can be like that... It's alright... -pets CN- Players don't see us the way we do.

[CN] - It hurt so much, and that other NOTCH made me fall into it...

[Firebird] He did what? -Angry bird? Angry bird-

[CN] - He said that was the only way to end the game...

[Firebird] I doubt that...

[CN] - That's what he said! He's on the server next door if you don't believe me!

[Firebird] I'll have to have some words with them...

[CN] Snuggles in closer to Firebirds side- Can I stay here tonight?- He's still a bit shaken up

[Firebird] Of course you can. Do you want to stay up here with me? Or do you want a bed?

[CN] - I'll stay up here...

[Firebird] Alright. -Shifts around so he can keep writing with CN in his lap-

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lesbian-ed · 8 years ago

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Do you have tips on maintaining a healthy and active LDR? In terms of romantically, sexually, and just hanging out and stuff. I met my gf through a game we both play but it's not a game we would play together and she doesn't rly like watching movies either (neither do I tbh but it's something to do). Idk if you guys have experience with long distance relationships but any suggestions would be great!

Hi!

Actually, we do have experience with long distance relationships. Mod A and mod W are in a ldr, and there’s 10,000 km between us so distance is long to say the least, lol.

Disclaimer: all the advice I’m about to type out is about an LDR in which you actually trust the person you’re in a relationship with. I’m assuming you guys have skyped before, and you know for a fact your girlfriend is who she says she is. If you’re unsure, go with baby steps, get to know her first and figure out whether you’re can actually trust her before you get to any of this stuff. Always put your safety first!

The key to stay happy and have a fulfilling long distance relationship is to do as much as you can together. Find things you have in common, get to know each other. Of course you shouldn’t give up any other activities you already have which don’t involve the other, because it’s important to gave some me-time as well, but a LDR is trickier than normal relationships, since the distance can cause some added friction when things get hard.

Okay, but how do you stay in touch when you’re so far?

I’d recommend downloading WhatsApp, which is an awesome instant messaging app, which allows for free texting, calling and even video calls, as long as you’re on the internet. The calls don’t consume that much internet data either (around ~12 MB per hour) so if you don’t have access to Wi-Fi all the time, you can still call. If you don’t wanna use WhatsApp, I’m pretty sure Facebook’s Messenger app also works more or less the same!

Apart from WhatsApp, get Skype or google’s Hangouts, for obvious reasons of seeing each other’s faces regularly.

Call whenever you can, when you’re walking from home to the bus stop, or walking to work, or wherever. Call while you shop for groceries, while you window shop, while you’re doing anything alone which you can also do while you have your headphones in.

And talk about everything. About your life, about family, friends… Tell her about your past, about your plans for the future… Just yeah, any and everything you’d tell a girlfriend who isn’t very far. It’s important to create the same sort of bond, to have the same sort of intimacy.

Since you met through a game, I’m assuming you guys like gaming. So invest in a game which y’all can play online together, like Minecraft for example! Mod W and I are always playing it together while we Skype. We also play Sims 4, although since that one isn’t online, we just build and chat while we play. Find other activities you can do while skyping or being on the phone, just for the fun of it, just so you can be together.

People sometimes treat LDRs as solely texting, and I don’t really see how that’s gonna work out, except if you’re in for a good cat fishing. Get to know your girlfriend, she is a real girlfriend after all. Also, tell people in real life. If this is a serious relationship, then it should be taken seriously. Tell your parents, your friends. (This is also a great excuse to gush about her!)

If you guys aren’t really always free, make time for dates! Just as you’d take a girlfriend who is close-by to a club, or restaurant, or whatever, set out specific time to be with your girlfriend.

I don’t know how far from each other you are, but independently of how near or far, make plans for the future. Put down realistic plans for when you can meet, and discuss them! Talk about who’s coming or going, or if you’re meeting in the middle. Discuss how you’re doing this and when. It’s a great way to stay positive and motivated!

About the sexual part, idk how old you are, but if you are underage please do not share nudes. That is not a joking matter, being in possession of a minor’s nudes is illegal. Now, sexting is another deal, and you should do it at your own discretion. Phone sex is also cool, but again, do that at your own discretion…

Anyway, I hope these tips will be useful to you! Let us know if you have any more specific questions about LDRs and we will gladly answered them! Good luck, and we wish you and your girlfriend a very happy, long and healthy relationship!💖

/Mod A 💞

#long distance #ldr #lesbian ldr #lesbiansafe #advice #mod A #answered asks

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bwicblog · 8 years ago

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AM: Greetings all babes on this fresh night ~ hopefully AWAKE unless you stayed up all day then honestly those bags you must be toting. Awful. I'm so sad for that and you but did you know there's this new startup eye depuffer? It's amazing. Frozen cucumber water with fresh tea leaves on your face AMAZING. leaves it fresh looking as if you'd actually slept. But anyway I see truck talk. Is it travel to somewhere good babe?

IA: I see every-one is having an adventur-ous m-orning

ID: oh hey it's my new punching bag.

VC: What

ID: i'm stuck in the truck because we need to pick up pris so i can go fight ashy.

AM: otherway around honey. Don't get so confused you haven't even gotten a concussion via MOI yet. AM: ADVENTUROUS. good word honey. Accurate I guess

VC: Hadean what

VC: What's this wordy thing and who's Ashy

IA: Y-ou're still planning -on fighting s-ome-one?

AM: aw cute. You're coming in such a humble manner--- it's Ashley by the way Hadsy babe.

ID: i'm planning on fighting ash. am. loudmouth there.

VC: Oh

ID: gonna humbly drive his cartilage nub in to his thinkpan.

VC: Hahahaha

VC: Good luck

AM: hold on Honeys my subs at my stop I'll be right back babes don't start the chatter without me~

VC: I mean that sincerrrely

IA: .... Y-ou sure y-ou're g-oing t-o be -okay?

VC: Please

VC: I imagine Hadean will be fine

ID: totes fine. don't worry about it. it's just gonna be a good ol fashion purpleblood beating.

VC: What, with yourrr fists? Please tell me you'rre going to use yourr psi, orr something.

AA: whaaasy is this the dude

VC: Purrples arren't frragile.

ID: that's the dude. don't worry about it vc, just know he's gonna get broken. also wtf sip if you crash i'm gonna be hella pissed. i'm gonna start elbowing you if you keep typing.

AA: mean!!

ID: so is texting when you're supposed to be driving. either pull over to write or get elbowed.

IA: Are y-ou talking t-o each -other in chat when y-ou're right next t-o each -other?

ID: you got it.

VC: pfft

IA: I supp-ose that's a way t-o c-onmunicate

ID: sips listens better to text than actual words. and probably listens even better to elbows.

IA: N-ot a safe -one, but it is -o e.

AM: You should listen to your friends gassy babe. I'm getting a little offended you think this is going to be so easy! If you don't take it seriously I really don't think I could take you out for closure coffee after babe. It's real rude to underestimate things, like here I am getting myself prepped in advance and such. Just. UHG. AM: I should be surprised though. Evidenced by these honies here and that you ignored your side kick the other night It makes sense. Kudos for boldness babe. Truly. Know when someone's not taking your bluffs though!

ID: i'm going to pris' place to get prepared, is that enough flattery for your overblown ego?

VC: Oh my god.

ID: i'm even getting an outfit that probably costs more than everything i've ever owned combined.

VC: We did it, we found the most stereotypical purpleblood

AM: You're bringing a suit right babe?

AM: stereotypical....

SA: Pris is alive. And I see this asshole is back 😊

ID: ahahah vc, he isn't. he's a paper pusher. there's nothing purpleblooded about him really.

VC: Wow.

VC: That's actually kind of sad.

VC: Poorr guy.

AM: babes please. The hostility in here is not making for a good vibe! I came in here giddy! My coffee wasn't messed up, the sub was on time i got extra crunches in this morning. Let bygones be bygones for a second Prisma sweetheart. Yeesh

VC: No, no, I just feel sorrry forr you now.

AM: Nothing wrong with a stable job babe.

VC: It's weirrrd but I'm embrracing it.

ID: =:) look ashy, i got you some pity.

AM: secretary to legislacerators is a sweet gig honey

ID: doesn't it warm your blood pusher?

VC: Oh god, not like _that_ , but yes

VC: PFfft

VC: You worrk forr _teals_?

ID: well of course platonic pity.

SA: how are they bygones... this is an active situATION ONE MOMENT

VC: whew

ID: yep.

ID: ....be careful pris.

AM: I work for Halvea babe.

VC: I have _no_ idea who that is.

VC: Somehow I doubt I carre.

AM: not a very average real is all I have today honey

ID: ij on here if you're ever dealt with them vc.

ID: ij said he was cheap labor.

AM: NOT

VC: Ahahah oh dearr

ID: so i mean. he's a bargain paper pusher.

VC: I hope he's not a clown, forrr his sake

AM: she's a kidder. A riot really babe. It's fun. All okay. You wouldn't understand office jokes don't worry

AM. Clown...?

ID: ij didn't seem the kidding type~

AM: I take my job serious honey. I'm no clown

VC: ...I meant a Mirrthful, silly trroll

VC: What

VC: Don't you know shorrthand?

AM: Not if it's not relevant to my life sweetheart. I get you now though. Don't worry babe no. No....mirthful swindling here. Not all fresh and boring though I promise though! Hell honey I've got to keep Hadsy entertained somehow if I don't dabble in that freak cult I need a schtick right? AM: Which I have. Honey have you heard of a trump card?

ID: yeah you were talking about that last time ashy.

ID: repeating yourself isn't entertaining.

AM: it's for the new one babe.

AM: keep up.

ID: oh so you're just polishing your ego on vc i see.

AM: Sweetheart you keep saying I have an ego but listen...listen are you listening?

ID: is this you taking out frustration from all the simpering to tealbloods i assume you must do?

VC: Well, at least you'rre not a clown, though admittedly the last cirrcus I went to wasn't bad.

VC: Strrange, but not that bad.

AM: Listen babe please. Jeez. I'm saying here...I'm saying Hadsy Honey. I've got manners and I wanted this VC here to know a bit about me and I can't have them thinking I'm covered in pore clogging face paint. Okay?

AM: So chill out rougey.

ID: you just clog your pores with. cucumber slime instead.

ID: i don't know if that's better.

AM: actually it does an amazing job of exfoliating if you use some almond and rice scrub after!

AM: a really refreshing deep clean

VC: Considerr me educated. And pfft. It is. Cucumberr slime might be excessive, but it's not paint.

VC: Especially considerring how garrish some paint designs arre.

ID: sorry, i hatched with perfect skin and don't have to worry about slime and scrubs.

AM: VC I like how you think. Keep going about that. You obviously know more since I don't get involved. I've got appointments to keep and all babe. Too busy to check out those meetings they give me pamphlets for.

AM: speaking of i don't think any of them know what a copywriter is? Honey listen...do yourself a favor if you ever start a cult for your caste hire one. As a graphic designer Goes a long way or appeal babe

AM: Hadsy...I'll bring you a face mask before we fight okay? I don't need you flaking layers of dead skin around.

AM: babe listen. You can be honest about your inability to afford these things. Being charitable and kind is important to me. Really babe. I know you didn't want my chips before and your trim as ever but. Babe. Take it really.

ID: boy are you gonna be surprised when you see my mug.

AM: You haven't seen me either honey.

ID: don't worry, my expectations are low so you won't have to worry about dashing them~

AM: exciting! Almost as exciting as these faxes I need to coffee. See you babe!! Be sure to shower and let a good moisturizer soak after you apply a water activated body scrub.

AM: *need to send AM: remembered I need to get Halveas coffee

AM: AU REVOIR HONEY

ID: i mean that shit probably isn't good for tattoos.

VC: ...I don't _know_ much about it, that's highblood business. I went to a cirrcus, that's all. Marroons don't _do_ cults, thankfully.

ID: try not to dump coffee in to the machine you inept idiot~

SA: ow 😦

ID: you okay pris? =:(

SA has sent IMG_055.png. It is a photo of him, a large gash going horizontally across his cheek.

ID: =:!!!! don't take selfies, go patch that up!

SA: I am pressing my sleeve to it while I move.

SA: it was another psion.

SA: they're out, now.

ID: they better be. =:( that might need some stitches or something.

SA: it's alright. I think. It just stings a lot.

SA: this is my first accident in a while.

ID: yeah, well. you can't be untouchable all the time unfortunately. i'm glad you're okay.

AA: n, that deffo needs stitches. and beforne anyone else fusses, am parnked and getting food, stfu.

ID: oh. okay listen to sips, get some stitches. or that. glue you can use on flesh. would that work?

AA: lmao, y, mb. as long as it's not supernglue. yrn mug bleeds lots, you can't just have shit staying open.

ID: so yeah, listen to sips and. get that to stop bleeding. =>:(

AA: orn leave it open and get a hot scarn. AA: evernybody digs scarns. >:}

ID: i mean scars make everyone look cooler. it's true.

IA: Are y-ou still driving?

AA: y, ofc.

AA: this is not a taxi sernvice, tho, you gotta have horns at least thrnee hands high to get frnee rnides.

AA: I'd take a pic to show, but, like, you can't drnive w yrn knees.

AA: that's dangernous. >:}

SA: I like my face and body mostly scarless

SA: I will return

SA: fixed.

SA: now I am beautiful again

ID: again? =:P

AA: yrn so vain, dude. >:}

ID: gonna make the scratching post- i mean sips- feel self conscious here! 💚

AA: stfu, i am the prnettiest bella at this goddamn ball. look at this face, dude, it's got like, charnactern. and chicks dig scarns. >:P

ID: if it makes you feel better, i agree that scars are badass.

ID: it's a. 'look what happened to me and i survived it' thing.

AA: y, exactly. if you don't have any scarns, how the fuck is anybody supposed to buy the fact you know wtf yrn doing?

AA: it's yrn prnoof yrn not some dumb-ass posern.

ID: i'm clearly the exception. of course.

ID: though one of these nights you should tell me scar-stories sips. =:P i wanna hear fight stories.

AA: ofc, ofc. nobody expects sparnkplugs to get theirn frnonds dirnty. >:P

AA: i'll tell you one rnight now, nerndlornd. AA: name a spot. orn a caste!

ID: hmmmm!

ID: the neck one.

SA: I can appreciate scars on others but I don't like them on me. They look too rugged. And that is not my "aesthetic"

AA: oh? that one's laaaame.

ID: well if you change your mind just know you could pull off rugged well. =:P

AA: y. eat a steak and yrn totally passable. >:}

SA: scar stories? Tell us

SA: and thank you 💚

ID: speaking of, you better have eaten today. =>:(

AA: thrnoat scarn was frnom my firnst fight! didn't know how to brneak a garnrnote prnopern yet, but luckily, she didn't know how to use it, eithern. >:}

AA: and then my ashmate said it'd look wicked sweet if it scarnrned morne, so we rnoughed it up a little forn show. AA: phern's stitches arne way bettern now, tho.

ID: go big or go hive on your first scar, gg.

SA: i will have a milkshake. That's food

SA: oh, goodness.

ID: ...at least it has a lot of calories. add some protein powder to it if you have some though.

SA: you made more scars just to look good?

SA: 😰🤕

AA: it is nooot. at least get some frnies!!

SA: it hurts to open mouth

ID: wriggler. =:P

ID: 💚

AA: and y, when i was a dumb bb. AA: needed to look rnough so ppl would stop fucking W me. >:}

SA: i can be pathetic too

SA: 💚

ID: rude we're never pathetic over here.

AA: aww, poorn pupa. AA: grind up the frnies in yrn milkshake, duh. 💚

SA: I suppose that's a good reason, Sipara

ID: ...eww.

SA: of it works it works

SA: that sounds horrible

AA: n, what's hornrnid is tuna and peanut mash shakes, so be glad i ain't telling you to drnink those.

AA: >:P

ID: what. ewww.

ID: how about your lip scars sip?

SA: did... you actually drink those

AA: it helps you gain muscle. so. y. >:}

AA: and why arne you wanting to know abt my face scarns? those arne lame. supern lame. hella lame.

ID: grossss.

ID: because they're the ones i see the most other than the neck one. and i already asked about that.

SA: what's the worst scar you have, Sipara.

AA: gdi, yrn both the wornst. >:P

SA: do you know what is immensely annoying

SA: neighbors

RS: / oh / what are they doing / ? /

RS: / or / is this an issue of existence / ? / haha /

SA: I think they are arguing.

SA: it woke me up from rest.

SA: and now my heard hurts.

SA: why is it so hard to solve problems civilly

RS: / oh / ! / I'm sorry / that's dreadful / can you get some tea / ? / that can help your head / RS: / some people are incapable of behaving in a manner that befits their sweeps / they'd rather holler like wrigglers / RS: / can you / mm / politely tap the wall / to let them know you can hear the debate / ? / perhaps it will shame them into silence / ! /

SA: mmm...

SA: Maybe, but I think all I have is black tea.

SA: it's unfortunate and i frown upon those who insist on acting like. children.

SA: If I could convince myself to move from my bed I might do that but I rather can't.

RS: / =:C! / RS: / who knows / ? / caffeine might help / but ah / perhaps not / if you don't feel like getting up / RS: / I can't precisely blame you / I fell asleep earlier / and just woke / and / moving seems rather more effort than it's worth /

SA: i thought that caffeine made headaches worse? But I am unsure...

SA: we can lie uselessly in bed together.

SA: it seems like the day for it. It's been raining all evening in Provenance.

RS: / it is fifty fifty / i drink sufficient amounts that i get panaches if i do not have any caffeine on hand / so it works for me / RS: / and / haha / marvelous / ! / the highest form of bonding / lying bonelessly in a bed / simulantaenously as your peers / RS: / it is raining here too / ! / it is damp and cold and i loathe it / how do you stand it / ? /

SA: Oh... I suppose that could cause it then. I do drink coffee-based drinks regularly.

SA: absolutely. I can think of no better experience.

SA: I enjoy the rain. I also love thunder.

SA: My loft is high enough that I can see lightning over the city and the port, and it's very beautiful.

SA; but I would rather be inside than in the rain. Listening.

RS: / haha / I don't like either of them / but / if you're up high / I suppose that makes the difference / RS: / do your psionics relate to the weather / ? /

RS: / / / ah / no / that's an impolite assumption to make / my apologies / ! /

SA: no, they are just clairvoyance.

SA: it didn't seem like a bad assumption. It was better than usual

ID: ...so, uh. pretty dead night here, huh.

SA: very. I wonder what happened

ID: no clue. maybe they just all spontaneously grew lives.

SA: oh, damn.

SA: now ill never convince them to come back.

SA: I suppose I will just have to commit harder to my videogames

ID: pfff. =:P did the pokemon-me evolve.

AA: dnw, dnw, we will have L I F E in herne. latern. eventually. mb. AA: have you two evern playned nevren have i evern btw.

ID: =:??? what's that.

AA: played!! therne is no rn therne. >:P idgaf if you've evern playerned it.

AA: it's a gaaaaaaaame, duh.

ID: ...how do you play?

SA: yes, it did. I also fed it treats.

SA: never have I ever?

SA: five fingers is what I heard it called in a bar once

ID: =:?????

ID: what happens to the fingers.

ID: do you chop them off.

SA: :)c

SA: no, you don't thankfully.

AA: 'kay, you say, like. AA: .. idk, nevern have i evern culled a man, and then evernybody around has to rnaise theirn hand if they, like, have done it. AA: orn, like, if you say it and you've done it, you gotta. AA: it's fuuun.

SA: sometimes you can use shots too

ID: oh. that sounds mostly harmless.

AA: nornmally ppl, like, take a shot when they say it. AA: but you two arne teetolling loser--

AA: oh my god, prnisma, way to be fucking scandalous. >:}

SS: (Omfg, I was bout to be like you're leavin out the best part!)

SA: how bad me be :)c

AA: oh my god, nevern use that smiley again, it's hornrnible.

AA: >:{

ID: is this all working up to asking the room to play.

SA: 😂

ID: because. yes.

SS: (Prisma's here to save your sitcushions tho Sipa)

SA: how will we verify though. There's no stakes

AA: lmfao, n, i would nevern ask the rnoom to play. AA: me and lal arne playing, b/c i bought booze, and he's got booze hid in his couch, so, like. AA: you two arne mornally rnequirned to suppornt me in my time of need and fucking play.

AA: turn on yrn webcams!!

AA: wait, no, fuck, lal doesn't got one. >:?

ID: okay. but remember my speakers don't work so type if you want me to actually answer.

AA: omg omg yessss.

SS: (I got a webcam!) SS: (It's in, uh, three pieces on my palmhusk.)

AA: if you just hung out in my hotel rnoom, you could totes use mine. >:P AA: but y, y, we will all type.

SS: (Say thx to the zeds, pal, they were real interested-like in what I tasted but unfort they just up and got the actually valuable ish.)

SA: I have a camera but I'm not showing my horrible face so you can see my hands and torso

SS: (And shit, pal, my b! Next time I'll totes up and get myself fired so I can use your cam.)

SS: (Maybe I'll set up a camgirl biz.)

SS: (Pri's secretly too pretty for mortal eyes txt it.)

ID: psh pris you saw my face looking a whole lot worse than a lil gash. =:P

SA: yes but you're handsome qualities are not weakened by scars

SA: I however look like a zombie with a tissue on my face

ID: aww hear that guys, i'm pretty even covered in gore.

AA: i meant haaaads. but y, pls get firned to come hang out w me. AA: you can totes be the field assistant to my docternrnornist. >:P

aA: also awww. way2flattern, prnii.

SS: (As I've totes established to Sipa earlier: )

SS: (Broken-face is the new chic.)

AA: why do you look

ID: and fiiine sips. i'll come over.

SA: I am a good flatterer

SA: I'm ready when you all are so let me know

SA: I will get. Malibou in the mean time

SS: (Mali-what, pal, it's straight vodka or bust!) SS: (Sunshine if you're a real troll.)

SS: (Ain't no drinkin unless you're, like, killin braincells and lowerin your life expectancy while you're at it.)

SS: (A lil blindness ain't never killed nobody!)

AA: pls get malibu and clean out yrn pan w/ it. AA: no zombie kinks in the chat rnoom, pls and tyvm. >:} forn starnterns, you totes don't wearn enough white to pull that shit off.

AA: and yyyyyyy. >:D rnoom parnty!!

ID: what's a malibou.

SS: (Tfw you're too broke to not get wasted sad and alone. (\unu/) ) SS: (This is what my life has become!)

SS: (Someone put on Trollvanescence plox.)

SA: what zombie kinks...

SS: (And y, only Pher gets to have the hots for the undead.)

SS: (Him, and that wader.)

SA: w

SA: what

ID: pheres and daz like those rainbowdrinker movies pris.

SA: oh.

AA: dnw, prni, dnw.

SA: horrid

AA: let it wash overn you like sunlight.

AA: therne, now we'rne all blind and past it. >:}

AA: arne you actually getting booze btw??

SA: yes

AA: do i have to orndern booze to kee -- !!

AA: !!!!!!!!

SS: (Aight so wait how're we playin this?) SS: (Like, showoff ver where you say a thing you've done and everyone what ain't done it takes a shot?) SS: (Or cluckbeast olympics where you say ish you ain't done and anybody what's done it's gotta take a shot?)

AA: wait, no, shit, i think i totes got some. AA: wherne the fuck did i put my bag. >:?

ID: oh malibou is booze.

SA turns on their webcam. There is a bottle of Bailey's and five shots of it on the coffee table. Of course you can only see his hands and knees because of how his computer is situated. Very serious about the face thing

SS: (Cos I gotta say I'm totes gonna win the latter, I lits grew up under a rock.)

SA: I don't actually have Malibou but

ID: i hope you ate dinner pris. =:P

SA: no 😃

SS: (Hi-5)

ID: let's do the version where lal doesn't immediately win.

SS: (We die of alcohol poisoning like trolls.)

SA: you should be more concerned about me

SA: I haven't done anything in my life

SS: (Nah, we're playin the ver where you up and lose if you ain't done jack!)

SS: (Ain't no fun otherwise.)

ID: ...okay the game where you don't both join hands and win by being boring. =:P

SS: (Nm I vote we team up and crush Hadean.)

SA: no I wouldn't betray Hadean even in useless games

SS: (Y, this is v srs bsns.)

ID: thanks pris. =:P really warming the blood pumper tonight.

SA; I do that every night

AA: omg, look what i found. >:D AA turns on her webcam and brandishes a bottle of cheap red wine at it, beaming. It has a ribbon on it. AA: also, omfg, no teaming up of any kind, 'kay.

AA: i'm going to crnush all of you and it's gotta be 4x1, or else it ain't cool. >:{

AA: ... 3v1. w/e, w/eeeeeeee.

ID: knock knock sips, let me on in.

AA: y! if pops lands on yrn head, dnw, he's frniendly.

ID: he's probably just infatuated with my horn.

SS: (Wtf, Sipa.)

AA: it's on firne, he's on firne, it's, llike, a pernf match.

SS: (Why you gotta betray me like this?)

SS: (Not the team ish, I mean the booze.)

ID: please don't let your lusus lay my horn down by the fire.

SS: (You can't take shots of wine.)

SS: (Leastways not if you ain't a lightweight. (\unu/) )

SS: ( / End transparent bid at manipulation.)

AA: if he keeps bugging you, i'll lock him in the closet. but it means he likes youuu. AA: and -- lmao, what'rne Y O U drninking, then??

SS: (...)

AA: strnaight coffee does not count as booze. >:P

SS: (I ain't actually got the foggiest wtf this is, negl.)

AA: even if it is gonna make yrn teeth fall out.

AA: take a swig and find out!!

SS: (Tastes like crap, tho!) (\^_^/) )

SS: (Fruity crap.)

SS: (.... I'm probs gonna get, like, a mold.)

SS: (The sacrifices I make for you. (\qnq/) )

AA: >:}

AA: okay, hows about, instead of taking a _shot_, i will just take a fucking chug. AA: to make it faaaaaairn. bc yrn whining.

ID: if it makes you feel better, sips' stuff is probably crap.

ID: i mean. it has a ribbon.

ID: that's cheap and tacky af.

SS: (It should probs be on record that I've, like, actually consumed units of alcohol, like.)

SS: (Twice.)

SS: (So I'm just here makin sure everyone gets as wasted as I'm bout to.)

SS: ( (\unu/) )

AA: stfuuu, it's not tacky, it's Q T.

SS: (Put the ribbon in your hair!)

SS: (Or around your horns, mb someone'll actually be able to see em that way!)

ID: ahahahah don't hold your breath.

SA: oh dear

AA: so someone'll be able to see 'em, orn so you'll be able to see 'em?? >:P AA: bc it'll need to be a biggern rnibbon forn that, dornk.

AA: and hads, i'm gonna lop off yrn horns and take 'em if you keep that shit up. AA: you've got thrnee. lrn2sharne.

ID: fight after you're both trashed, it'll be funnier that way.

SS: (Bigger ribbon and a microscope. (\unu/) )

AA: .. prni. prniiii. AA: you starnt this! and hads, wave hi forn the webcam. >:}

ID: sorry sips, you can have the third one if you can get it to stay.

SS: (Ain't my fault we up and need visual aids and a map to find 'em - you totes had your chance to steal mine.)

ID waves his better hand at the camera. Hey he's not looking as bad now, just in time to get beat up again.

SA: you want me to start?

AA: y!

SA: why...

AA: bc yrn the hearnt of ourn parnty.

AA: duuuuuuh.

ID: clearly.

SS: (^^^^^)

SA: mmm

SS: (Also I ain't doin it on accounta I ain't sure how hard peeps're goin and I'm only down to, like, alienate errybody with weird mother grub slurry experiences after a few more drinks.)

AA: well, it ain't you, hads. AA: and lal's like, only the hrnt, if we bought it off eprney.

AA: ... case in point, oh my god, this is why yrn not starnting.

SA: never have I ever

SS: (Why, you don't wanna hear bout where your buckets go???)

SA: WHAT

AA gags loudly and obnoxiously at the camera.

AA: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo AA: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo AA: stfu stfu stfu

SA wrings his hands on the camera

ID is making a face like someone just skinned a cat in front of him.

SS: (Protip: They go under a rock. Like, the kinda rock jadebloods up and grow up under. What, you think the mother grub shovels that ish into her carcass herself?)

SA: I'm glad I was in a tube

AA: N E V E RN H A V E I E V E R N AA: smooched a clown, how's that. AA AGGRESSIVELY TAKES A SWIG.

SS: (Wait, why're you drinkin??)

SA: what... you're not supposed to drink if you haven't done it

ID: sips is just way too down to booze.

AA: ... wait, fuck.

SS: (Do we gotta drink on our turn??)

AA: idk!!

SS: (Omfg)

AA: i thought you werne always drninking!!

SS: (Rules! If you ain't done it, you drink!)

SA: that's. Ass backwards

SS: (If it's your turn, you say a thing you've done!)

SS: (Y, Hads decided we're doing this ver earlier.)

ID: well that's what happens when half of us never do anything pris.

SA: it's if you haven't done it you don't drink if you have done it you drink

SA: that's

SA: my head hurts

ID: otherwise sips gets trashed while you two are sober.

AA: if we do it yrn way, prni, me and hadds arne gonna get sloshed and you and lal will be the winnerns.

SS: (And you were, like, nooo, we're not doing the normal ver cos I ain't gonna turncoat on my biffle!)

AA: that's cheaaaating.

SA: then what's the point of never have I ever...

SA: how do you phrase that

SS: (Showin off wicked ish you've done and making erryone drink for bein an inexperienced loser!)

ID: you're still admitting to doing or not doing something pris!

ID: anyways just drink if you haven't smooched a clown. =>:(

AA: wait, wait, haaads. AA: you still gotta drnink. go get a watern bottle orn something. >:P

AA: you arne P A RN T I C I P A T I N G.

SA: I haven't kissed anybody

AA: omg.

ID: =:'( i don't get to drink your rotten grape juice.

SA wants to die already. He just drinks his shot very confused

SS: (RIP sobriety!)

SS: (Clean for sweeps! And this is how it ends!)

SS: (Havin' good taste in peeps!)

AA: you wernen't gonna get to, but shit, if yrn gonna call it _rnotton grnape juice_, that's the sornt of apprneciation it desernves.

SA: if we keep getting off topic I'm just drinking mine

SA: 🤷‍♀️

SS: (And not mackin on clown-chasin palm trees. (\qnq/) )

AA: okay, okay, back on topic. >:} AA: hads, have you orn have you not macked on a clown.

SS: (Well, you're the one that up and ain't gone yet.)

ID: am i drinking sips?

ID: i was the only one aware of the rules!

AA: n, i am holding out the bottle bc i gotta strnetch my tendons.

SA: how do you not know...

SS: (You're drinkin if you ain't had the privilege of getting paint smeared on your facegash!)

AA: .. wait, shit, arne you drninking?

ID: i know the rules and i do not drink because i know how shitty face paint tastes.

ID: moving on, how do we figure out who goes next.

SA: me

SS: (Person what went can pick someone!)

AA: caste-orndern. prni goes next!

SA: my turn was stolen from me

AA: i didn't steal it, i saved all of us frnom bucket slurnrny stornies.

AA: now say something beforne lal steals it back!!

SS: (P sure caste order means Hads, but aye-aye.)

ID: curse my maroon blood, screwing me over again.

ID: nah, because sips started. so i gotta wait.

SA: this

SA: I don't know how to ask questions because my life is so linear

SS: (You ain't gotta ask a Q, just say some cool ish you've up and done that you think maybe one of us plebs ain't!)

SS: (Like, uh, takin two centuries to come up w an idea for a drinkin game. (\eue/) )

ID: but don't get too specific because that's cheating.

AA: y! say it, like, idk.

SA: exactly

AA: never have i ever beaten the shit out of a stranger in an alley.

SA: it's all very specific. My entire life is specific

SS: (Wtf, Sipa, shade thrown.)

AA: orn, wait, no, too specific. AA: nevern have i evern beaten _someone_ in an alley.

SS: (Never have I ever been beat up in an alley!!)

ID: you could do never have i ever known the loving touch of a lusus? =:???

AA: hads, noooo, that's deprnessing.

SA; oh

SA: never have I ever not taken out a member of every caste

SA: there

SA; beat that assholes

SS: (Wtffffffff)

AA: .. arne we drninking if we did orn didn't?

SS: (Drink if you ain't!)

ID: if we didn't.

SS: (Drink if you wanna, like, preserve my soul.)

AA: you two bettern get to chugging. >:}

SS: (Fuck yoouuuu, I ain't drinkin. (\eue/) )

ID: so hand over the grape juice because i haven't run in to a fuschia yet.

AA: >:D >:D

SS: (Ain't never said what age they gotta be, pal, and I got real clumsy stompin boots.)

AA: they'rne -- omfg, cheatern!!

SS: (Also, like, cullpit duty.)

SA: that doesn't count

SA; that required no effort on your part

SS: (You ain't never said it wouldn't! No takebacks.)

SS: (You didn't say 'never have I ever not put effort into takin out a troll of every caste,' pal!)

ID: everyone remember in the future that lal gets grub-murdering opportunities.

SS: (Read it and weep, I ain't takin a shot. (\unu/) )

AA: lmfao. y, okay, fairn.

SS: (Got, pal.)

ID: i was about to say or got.

AA: .. arne we planning on having grnub-murnderning opporntunities??

AA: bc they'rne grnoss and squishy.

SA: please no

SS: (Only if we get, like, really wasted.)

Sa: I rather like them

ID: i never try to forsee the future sips.

AA: eeeeeeew. at both of you. >:}

SS: (I like em, too! For eatin.)

AA: they'rne the wornst and yrn also the wornst.

SA; disgusting

AA: lal, it's yrn turn!!

SS: (!!)

AA: also, beeteedubs, fuschias arne rnly fucking lame.

AA: orn tyrnians or wtfevern you wanna call 'em.

ID: gee, didn't realize that already sips.

AA: just putting it out therne. >:P

ID: =:PPP

AA: idk, mb yrn a secrnet fish-lovern, hads. idk yrn fucking life.

SS: (Never have I ever got beat up in an alley by a rando wantin my cash and been rescued by a maroonblood with no shinin armor on accounta her sense a propriety's shit.)

AA: mb you got an emprne - lmfao.

ID: what did i say about specifics?

SA: that's too specific and cheating

SS: (I knoooow, omfg, I'm just messin on accounta Sipa's dumb alley thing.)

SS: (Never have I ever...)

SS: (Dumped a bucket of slurry over someone's head!)

AA: look, applaud my valiant sense of rnescue, 'kay. AA: that was my good deed forn, like, the entirne S W E E P.

SA:

AA: ...........

SA: I don't want to play this game anymore

HORRIBLE FACES.

ID: what? why not pris? =:???

SS: (And now see I'm, like, usually a real nice guy!)

AA: welp, i guess that's a guarnatee to make evernyone drnink.

AA: >:P

ID: just means we all get to drink because lal is a brat. =:P

just shifts around to lie down on the sofa, covering his face with the crook of his elbow omg.

SA: I'll just say if I have or haven't but not actually participate

SS: (The biggest brat, tyvm. (\unu/) )

Time for more gulps of the rotten grape juice that you think is mixed with gasoline.

AA: aww. is yrn head fucking w/ you? that's fiiine.

AA: .. also, wtf, lal. AA: lmaooo.

SS: (Ain't no sense in killin more pan cells if they're already up and puttin on a show.)

SS: (What??)

SA: no I just didn't want that image

ID: moving on from the mental image!

ID: never have i ever...

SS: (You punch people in the face, I do creative ish.)

AA: #b7410e AA: that's my chrnome. >:P

ID: since we're being brats...

SS: (lkjdfhg)

AA: since you apparnently don't even know it.

SS: (Soz, pal, left all my spectrometers in the caverns!)

ID: had a fish repeatedly jab a ink-tipped needle in to my eyelid for an hour.

AA: i thought we werne bosom buddies and you ain't even looked at mine. fucking rnude!!

AA: hads wtf.

SS: (Ain't had time to measure erryone's vein status upon meetin.)

SA: isn't that also very specific ...

AA: .. why would you get tattooed by a fish??

SS: (Who's up and bein specific-like now??)

ID: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

SA: also have but not the eyelid

AA: that's so specific, too, you cheatern!!

ID: because the fish is good and cheap.

AA: i got my earns tatted.

AA: does that mean i gotta take a half-sip??

SS: (Make it, like, face tattoos, or I shoulda been able to use my alley thing.)

ID: fiiine face tats.

ID: ...do ears count as face.

ID: i say no.

AA: .. also, omg, wtf you get ink, prni?

SS: (Also, wtf, am I the only one drinkin?) SS: (Y'all are punks and whippersnappers.)

SA: haven't

SA: I have a serial number tattooed behind my ear

AA: oh. oops. >:P

SA; and my lab number

SS: (Oh, shit, wait, we doin ears?)

SS: (Twinsies!!)

ID: ....ears don't count as face.

SS: (Fuck)

SS: (Still twinsies tho!)

ID: look sips, they're bonding.

SS: (Why'd you get yours behind the auricular??)

AA snatches the bottle from Hadean and pointedly takes a swig. AA: bluh. this tastes kind of -- !!

AA: omg awwwww. >:}

SA: what? Who?

AA: ... lab numbern? >:?

SA: behind what?

ID: does all wine taste like something we could put in the tank of the cart.

SS: (The thing that up and receives sound waves on the side a your head.)

SS: (Also: I think if I drink too much of this ish I might actually die!) SS: (Not, like, from alcohol poisoning, just on accounta it's awful.)

SA: I don't know. They wanted it there. If you look closely you can see it.

SA: my other is on my shoulder

SA; but if you see it it can be tracked to my program

SA: so you aren't allowed to see

SA: sorry

ID: sips, go so we can watch lal wither away from his drink.

SS: (LUL)

ID: before we die from this shit we're drinking.

SS: (Trust me, pal, there ain't no prob on that front.)

SA: why do you have tattoos?

SS: (The seein thing, and also the twinsies thing I guess cos I only got one so we're losin that pissing contest.)

SA; ah

SS: (Ain't like you're on cam anyhow.)

SA: who isn't?

AA: y/y, rnight. AA: nevern have i evern... uh. uhhh.

SS: (Well, your face ain't!)

SA: oh

SS: (Not proper-like anyhow.)

AA: culled someone. how's that? >:P

ID: pris is shy because he refuses to believe scars can make a mug handsome.

SS: (And I've got tats cos I'm up and fashionable, like, obvi. Ain't nothin like a 1101 on the auricular, it's the new barcode tat.)

ID: ...culled a troll make it.

SA: not mine

ID: grubs don't count.

SA: new barcode tat ...

AA: fiiiiiine. culled a trnoll!

SS: (Still ain't drinkin! (\tumut/) )

SA; have

ID: i don't think anyone drinks? pris you cull someone?

AA: oh, gdi, that was the wornst q. i forngot yrn all, like, awful lowbies.

AA: do i get to do a do-overn??

SS: (LUL)

ID: no.

SS: (Y)

SA: of course I gave

AA: gdi.

SA; was that not an assumed thing

ID: sips needs to learn from her mistakes.

ID: her stupid, stupid mistakes. =:P

SA; thought saying I'd taken out a member of every caste assumed that

AA: i was assuming yrn, like, gently petting them in the alleys and putting 'em to sleep, tbh.

AA: mb you took them out forn dinnern!

SA: no I was raised to kill people

SA: 👍

SS: (LOL)

ID: get wrekt.

SA: I avoid it if. I Can.

ID: your turn pris!

SA: I can't, I'm not drinking

AA: you can still give a q, doof.

SA: bleh

SS: (What's drinkin gotta do with if you're gonna up and be dreamin about slurry buckets, anyhow?)

flails his hand a bit

AA: if you don't want yrn turn, i'll take it. >:} >:} >:}

flips off the camera tbh

ID: just do one about being rich pris.

AA: lmfao, that isn't a q!!

SA; never have I ever not been sterile

SA; asshole

SS: (Fuk)

AA: why do you keep taking it back to buckets? AA: you two arne the wornst.

SA; he started it

SA; I finished it

SWIG. And then she shoves the bottle at Hadean.

SS: (Ain't no reason to put me on front street like that!)

CHUG CHUG CHUG.

ID: how does it get worse instead of better?

AA: to punish us.

ID: =:'(

AA: forn ourn mistakes and sins. AA: lal, bc yrn too lame 2, like, waste yrn tips and buy a webcam forn B O N D I N G.

AA: you can just say swig. >:P

SS: (Pass on the drink.) SS: ( (\tumut/) ) SS: (See, I can totes do personal tmi, too!)

ID: ...sips it's still turning in to us drinking more than them.

AA: .. oh, gdi.

SA Laughs holy shit he sounds so pleased

SS: (Mb you just ain't visited the labrat arcade enough, pal. (\ouo/) )

SS: (Wtf I think he broke.)

AA: new goal: we'rne gonna make them drnink beforne we die of this shit.

ID: i'm gonna punch you when we get there pris. =>:P

ID: deal.

SA: only on the shoulder

ID: of course in the shoulder. or the arm.

AA: y. no brnawling until aftern the fight.

ID: of course! =:P

AA: and then prni's gotta fight me firnst, b/c he said he would and H A S N ' T.

SA: what if I'm tired that night

AA: lal, yrn turn. and then you can, like, dd on wtf you mean by labrnat. >:} AA: idt yrn squeaky enough to be a rnat.

ID: sips you just need to challenge more strangers on the internet.

AA: .. then we can _half-fight??_

SA: mmm

SS: (You can pry deets outta my cold, dead fronds! (\ouo/) ) SS: (No, okay, omfg, we gotta up and up the ante, now.) SS: (Pri totes started this pissin contest, bee tee dubs, so pls direct all complaints thaaataway.) SS: (Anywho: Never have I ever wondered where tf my kidney is apart from knowin it ain't inside my carcass no more.)

AA: haaaaaaaads. that's the diff b/w me and you, 'kay. AA: when i fight strnagerns off the internet, i'm getting fucking paid forn it.

AA: frnee fights arne forn frniends only. >:}

SS: (Pls tell me you ain't that kinda labrat, Pri, I'm countin on you here.)

SA: what? You started it? Everyone saw it????

SS: (I ain't seen ish. (\eue/) )

ID: i still think i should have won something for a tie.

SA: what kind of lab rat?

AA: was that a tie??

SA; what?

AA: >:P

ID: neither of us could fight, that counts as a tie. =>:P

SS: (Technical-like, bee tee dubs, my theme is mammalian squeakbeast, so it's kinda a squeakbeast??)

AA: nnn. that counts as evernybody in the audience's pissed b/c you done fucked up theirn bets.

AA: >:}

ID: yeah i noticed that.

SS: (See, this is why I ain't the bettin type.)

SS: (P sure there's peeps what up and figured you, like, staged that ish.)

ID: or that i was a cheater. got plenty of cheater taunts!

AA: also, y, i am taking a swig, b/c i've both of my poison-prnocessing bladderns, you fuckern.

SS: ( (\eue/) )

ID: i'm pretty sure mine are still in there. or at least most of them.

AA: wtf even happened therne, anyway? bc ngl, if you wernen't, like, mostly dead, i'd totes assume you werne cheating, too.

AA: .. oh shit, is it my turn again? >:D

SS: (Y!)

AA: !!!!!!!!!!!

ID: duh sips, i pushed my psi a lil too much.

ID: didn't you notice the amount i was pushing around there? =:P

AA: nevern have i evern.. pitch-kissed someone, since ernrnybody's _cheating_. >:P

AA: and. huh. i thought yrn limits would be way highern that.

SA: I already pass this one because I said earlier I've never kissed

SS: (!!!!!)

SS: (Wtf, you're just jelly I'm up and winnin)

AA: y, srny, prni. i had to establish dominance by, like, showing off how much of nernds all thrnee of you arne.

ID: ...yeah, well. there were outside forces at work okay. we'll leave it at that!

SS: (Also that I've got better tastes'n clowns. (\unu/) )

ID: ...what you don't think i haven't pitch-kissed.

AA: y, that is why i am holding out the bottle.

SS: (Pal, I'm p sure a guy what picks fights w peeps what're wrong on the internet)

ID: you're gonna get the bottle up your chute. =>:P

SS: (Ain't gonna be the one takin a swig.)

ID: i mean. what do you think happened to my face the last time you had to patch my carcass up sip?

SS: (A cholerbear?)

ID: i did not, in fact, stick my face in a blender.

stares at hands hands for a second before rolling over this mother fucker went to sleep

ID: ...aww man we broke pris.

SS: (Mb he's just a lightweight after that first one?)

ID: probably. since i doubt he ate before this.

SS: (He woulda had to drink for the kidney but ain't no sayin ish bout the liver.)

AA: .. whaaaaaaat.

AA: i didn't rnealise that was, like, _pitch pitch??_ lmfao, dude, get bettern taste. >:P AA: but that's also biting, you bulgemunch, get w/ it.

AA: so if that's yrn claim to fame, take a swig!!

SS: (Join us in the hall of nerd-dom.)

SS: (We'll stage an uprising gainst Sipa!)

ID: you didn't say it had to be serious pitch. and it definitely wasn't the first troll my lips have touched.

ID: i wasn't smooching the clown from before from pity.

AA: n, fuck off, yrn not allowed. settle down, losern, orn i'll pernsonally rnemove you frnom the rnanks. >:P

AA: ... idk, man, mb you werne. i'd only judge, like.

AA: a little!

AA: a smidge.

AA: a piiiiiinch. >:}

ID: =>:(

AA: fiiiine. no drniking frnom you. gdi.

SS: (RIP Hads's developin alcoholism. (\qnq/) )

AA: why am i drninking to evernything. D:< AA: since prni's ignorning us (crnuelly), lal, it's yrn turn. AA: and you gotta, like, do something N O RN M A L, orn i'll box yrn flaps.

ID: yeahhh lal.

SA: I am not

SS: (Wtf, I ain't listed nothin abnormal-like! Leastways not if you're meeeee. (\unu/) Ain't my fault you're plebs!)

SA: I am just comfortable

SA: and tired

ID: well if you gotta bow out, it's fine pris.

AA: y. if you wanna sleep, np, np.

SA: I will be here until I sleep

ID: ...can booze make you sleepy. maybe that's what's happening.

SA; just hang up on me

SS: (Y!)

SA: if it's weird

SS: (But if he's awake, then I ain't gonna be the guy to steal his Q!)

SA: it wasn't that much...

SA: steal it

SS: (V generous!)

AA: booze can make you sleep, y.

SS: (Never have I ever not fallen asleep durin a game of never how I ever!)

SA: I'm still awake

SA: also go fuck yourself

SS: (You are now, omfg.)

yawns like a petulant baby omg

SS: (Only if you ask real nice-like!)

ID: ladies please, you're both beautiful.

ID: and also wasting your questions which is boring.

SS: (RIP trolling potential. (\qnq/) Well, you guys're the ones that up and said I can't say nothin weird.)

AA: you can't say nothing weirnd and you can't lead a rnebellion, eithern. >:P

AA: we'rne just, like, crnamping yrn style on everny level, ino.

SS: ( (\qnq/) )

ID: that's us. the fun policeradicators.

SS: (Never have I ever watched someone get electrocuted. (\eue/) )

ID: ....like to complete death.

SS: (Idk, Sipa, you still breathin?)

SA: oh that's what my question should have been

AA: y, y, trnagically. AA: he fucking maimed me forn no rneason at all.

SA: you electrocuted Sipara?

SS: (I shoulda up and said 'watched someone electrocute themselves like an idiot.')

ID: woowwww.

AA: idk what it waaaas.

SS: (Y, pals, I totes up and walked up to her and electrocuted her, 100% intentional-like!)

AA: arne you saying you wouldn't touch it??

AA: bc i rnefuse to believe it.

SS: (Well, on accounta I was there and didn't...)

SS: (I ain't seen you drinkin nothin yet!)

SA: oh dear

SA: why did you touch it?

SS: (It's cool, pals, flapbeasts like shiny ish.)

Got some rather non-lowkey snickering going on.

AA: idk what it was!! ofc i fucking touched it.

SS: (Breaking news: Troll touches fire, discovers it is hot.)

SS: (Results uncertain, more testing may be necessary.)

ID: annnyyywaaayssss.

Hadean's getting elbowed. Hard.

ID: never have i ever-

AA: >:{ M O V I N G O N.

AA: >:"{

Oof. Elbow back.

!!! SHOULDER BUMP BACK before her knee hits the laptop and she's scrambling to set it up straight again.

...Time for more snickering.

ID: never have i ever had horns shorter than a half a foot past 4 sweeps old. =>:( stop ruining the game pris.

SA; what did I do?

ID: sips i meant.

SA: oh

SA: did you all see that

ID: ...maybe booze does do something to me.

SA; I was falsely accused

AA: lmfao, arne you that sloshed alrneady?

AA: booze turns hads into a liarn and a traitorn. txt it!

Quick, do the touching your nose test. That's a real thing, right?

SS: (Did you just miss???)

AA: .............

SS: (I can't tell, everything's swimmy.)

AA: y.

ID: /no/.

AA: y, he did, oh my god.

AA: i saw it!!

SS: (I believe Sipa!)

SS: (She's a filthy liar but I totes believe her!)

AA: nevern have i evern fucking lied, even once, in my entirne goddamn life.

SS: (Take a shot, bulgeface!)

ID: ...note to self. i guess when i'm recovering from wounds i am not immune to alcohol.

SS: (Wait.)

SS: (Did I even do that right.)

ID: who's sloshed now? =>:(

SS: (Brb, need sober to drunk translator.)

SS: (Wtf, I ain't never claimed otherwise!)

SS: (Just ain't as wasted as you, on accounta I'm totes winnin. (\eue/) )

Grab the stupid bottle and take a swig. Hate life. Don't hand the bottle back over.

SS: (I think I win.)

ID: you don't win shit. =>:(

AA: lmfaaaao.

SS: (Won your dignitiy)

SS: (Dignity)

AA: hey, wait, gimme ittt.

SS: (Is that how you spell that.)

SS: (Brb voice to text.)

AA: it's a digginity.

AA: duh.

ID: dignasty.

AA: no voice to text, that's cheating!!

SS: (Digofuckyourself.)

SS: (No oculars, it's also cheatin!)

ID: just take your turn nerd!

SS: (... Oh.)

SS: (Right.)

SS: (Uh.)

SS: (Wait, no, I did!)

SS: (The zapping!)

ID: sips just went last.

finally rolls over to look at his computer again and see the NONSENSE that is happening.

ID: didn't. she.

AA: uh.

AA: .. shit i'm gonna go again.

AA: fuck it.

SS: (It's Hads's turn.)

SA: that's the spirit

ID: i want to go. =>:(

AA: nevern did i evern, like - n!

Elbow her again

SS: (It was me with the electrocution then ain't nobody else gone yet!)

SS: (I'm the soberest one here, that makes me right.)

ID: never have i ever been flirting in the other chat while playing a stupid drinking game.

BLAAAAAARGH NOISE. Then she flops over, using his shoulder as a chinrest briefly --

THEN ELBOWS HIM BACK

SS: (You're supposed to drink if you ain't done it, pal, neither of us is gonna be swigging asides you.)

AA: no one is fucking flirnting, gtfo out of herne.

ID: ...fuck.

SS: (A toast to Hads! (\eue/) )

ID: so you areee flirting tho.

SS: (Y, we are star-crossed and the most serendipitous of pitch lovers stolen away in the day! Sipa, when's handfasting??)

congratulations, there is now a flustered Sipara making faces at Hads. computer what computer.

SA: That's a lie hadean

And Hadean is just giving her back the smuggest maybe-a-little-drunk look back.

SS: (I would never lie!)

SS: (Asides, if I were lying, would Sipa be makin faces??)

SS: ((She's makin faces, right??))

ID: totes faces.

SA: 🥂

SS: (Cool! So we're all on the same page!) SS: (That page being she ain't put a tie on it yet and it's totes uncool.)

SA: a.. what on it yet?

SS: (My poor kokoro is going doki doki and she ain't even laid one on me!)

SS: (Upright not right, that is!)

SS: (... Downright?)

SA: downright wrong

SS: (Insert Common Alternian here.)

SA: is what you're learning for

SA: or outright wrong

SS: (Help, help, I'm bein gaslighted!)

ID: pris i may be. slightly affected by booze when my psi are busy with other things.

ID: who knew?

SA: you are all drunk off your asses

AA: aaaarngh.

AA: i'm not drnunk, yrn drnunk.

ID: i should have tried stabbing myself in the chest and drinking earlier.

SS: (I'm deffo drunk, but I'm not the most drunk on accounta I totes won.)

SS: (Also, n, don't do that.)

AA: and stfu, lal, i'll totally fucking kissing you, don't make a bd out of it. AA: i'll kiss you and hads and prni. i'll just, like. kiss evernyone. how's that? >:P

SS: (Chest has got vital ish.)

AA: y, trny that.

SS: (Stab your walkstub!)

AA: .. wait, shit, no, not prni.

AA: soz, prni.

ID: it needs to be a big wound to focus allll of my psi on it. it'll be fiiine.

SS: (And that's called bein a floozy, pal, I'll up and cry on accounta my kismet won't kiss me nor handfast me. (\qnq/) )

SS: (Mb Pri is right.)

SS: (Mb we ain't meant to be.)

ID: aww man is drunk drama a thing.

AA: i want to punch all of you but i caaaaaan't.

ID: i wanna play. =:(

SS: (Insert sniffling here.)

She punches Hads instead.

ON THE ARM

SS: (N, too late, I'm cryin.)

ID: but none of-

.. cue flustered shriek of dismay when she remembers his arm is, uh, slightly fucked.

THERE GOES SOME NOT VERY NICE SHRIEKS OF PAIN RIGHT THERE.

QNQ

sitS UP BOLT UPRIGT LSJSKAHL

AA: he's okay! he's okay!

SA: what was that?!

AA: nothing!

AA: evernything is fine!

his face is Hate

SS: (Tfw can't tell if cheating or murder.)

ID: =:'((((

SS: (Or who's gettin culled.)

AA: :{

ID: i think i'm partially sober now.

AA: .. look, yrn parnt of the drnunk drnama now.

AA: i made you feel included.

AA: yrn welcome.

SA: 😰

ID: =>:'((((

AA: drnink some morne antifrneeze.

SS: ( (\quq/) )

ID: you're buying me so many fucking pancakes in the evening.

ID: SO MANY.

SA: 🍮

AA: >:'{

Take the booze back and chug. Hard.

SA: Hadean--

SA: 😫

AA: chug, chug, chug.

SS: (Hads, protip, 'had alcohol poisoning' ain't a good thing be be able to up and say.)

SS: (Leastways not when you got it from shitty wine.)

SA: the wine would have to be proofed absurdly

ID: i'm fine. it's fine. =>:'(

SA: if he's eaten today he should be fine but if he hasn't

SA: I am kicking his ass

SS: (Idk, mb it's shitty sherry.)

AA: he's fiiiiine.

AA: he ate! we ate, uh.

SS: (Or port.)

AA: .. shit, wtf did we eat.

ID: food.

SS: (Or food coloring in vodka.)

AA: it was van food. like, y'know, the type of stuff that's, like, food colourning in vodka.

AA: n, fuck, i was rneading soz.

SS: (LOL)

AA: the type of stuff that's, like, you buy it out of a van!!

SS: (Wow, way 2 pregame!)

SA: did you mean street food

AA: omfg you can't spell prnegame

AA: yes!!!

AA: .. i'm hungrny. >:{

SS: (No, on accounta I spell it pregame and not prnegnanmne!)

AA: the way you spell it is prnenenenegofuckyrnself, duh.

AA: i know yrn blind btu c'monnnnnn. >:P

He's just gonna carefully shift his most uninjured side in to laying against Sipara.

ID: van food is the best food.

!!!

SS: (uh)

But then she chills and leans back against him. yesss, physical affection.

SS: (You wish I couldn't see, pal, mb I wouldn't have to deal w your spellin.)

SS: (Brb, I just stood up and)

SS: (Wow)

AA: it was, like, that foil wrnapped shit, prni.

SS: (Try standing up)

AA: !!

ID: ahahah no.

SS: (no do it)

AA: omg what happens

SS: (It's cool)

SA; that's street food, Sipara

AA: rnly?

AA: is it rnyl cool orn am i gonna crnack my head open.

SA: 😰

AA: >:{

SS: (It also hurts but that's only on accounta you will v quickly not be standin up!)

ID: i just got fucking comfy.

ID: ...fcuk that.

AA: omggg, lal. lal. sit down.

SS: (N, I'm floating.)

SS: (I mean, not proper-like, but it feels it!)

AA: don't brneak yrnselfff. i like yrnself.

ID: hahahah. i can see why people get drunk.

ID: it's almost like when i eat. only slow?

SS: (Only on accounts you asked real nice-like!) SS: (And also I totes like myself, too.)

SS: (And you, but I'm only sayin that without attachin three shitty jokes cos I'm wasted and that makes it seem less dumb.)

ID: only i'm allowed to break because sips hates me apparently.

SA: how are you all this drunk after a bottle of wine.

AA: lmfao no food.

AA: .. j/k we ate. i said we ate. rnight.

SS: (Excuse, I had... some number of shots of what I'm p sure is rubbin alcohol.)

ID: that was forever ago.

rubs the bridge of his nose... you can see his face finally and man he looks worn out your shenanigans sucked it right out of him

SA: order pizza?

ID: prisss. you're beautiful~

ID: and tired.

AA: prni. prniii. don't make that face. we love youuu.

AA: you get a pizza.

AA: we'rne talking to you. >:} so if oyu orndern a pziza. and we ordern a pizza.

ID: he doesn't like them!

AA: it'll be like we'rne all eatin -- oh goddamnit.

ID: make him order fancy food. like sushi.

AA: that doens't have calornies!!

ID: i don't know what else he likes to eat. other than sweet stuff.

SA: I am not--

ID: i'm a bad friend. =:(

AA: ordern baked salmon on a roasted cedarn plank.

but he flushes anyways because senpai said it

SA: I can order take out.

ID: pris you need to tell me more about yourselffff. let me in bro.

SA: not sushi..

SA: w--what?

ID: sips you gotta too. =>:( but you're easier.

AA: and yrn allowed 2 brneak bc yrn harndy, hads. duh. and AA: ugh why arne you all typing so much i'm trying to read the tpo and it keeps scrnolling down. >:{

SA: how does not knowing what...

ID: you gotta tell me more about yourself pris. =:(

SA: like what?

ID: even if i don't tell you shit. is that bad.

ID: like. things!

SA: i

SA: I don't know...

SA: id like to think you tell me things-- you're drunk, Hadean

ID: yes i am.

AA: what's that go tto do with anythingggg.

ID: but it's okay because i know i'm drunk.

ID: right?

SA: I feel as if it's impolite to try and have sensitive discussions when you're not completely sober...

SA: I will order you both pizza. What is the address

SS: (Well, it ain't sensitive-like for him, pal.)

SS: (He just, like, wants your deepest darkest secrets.)

SS: (Also wtf is this a pizza party now?)

SS: (Cos I ain't got none athat.)

ID: i'm sensitively wanting meat lovers. =:(

SS: (... Does stale muffin count??)

SA: I'd rather tell him those with just us there if he wants them, thank you

SS: (I can put ketchup on it.)

SS: (That's like bread and tomato stuff.)

SS: (Pizza!)

AA: arne you at taylorns, lal?

SA: Addresses

SS: (I lits live here, pal.)

AA: i'll get you actual pizza. w/ wine.

AA: er. anchovies.

ID: sips what's our address.

SS: (N, do it with wine!!)

AA: and how come i nevern get to be in, like, the cool feels talks??

SS: (Hads told me the truth bout your anchovy lies.)

SS: (Bc you don't kiss your princess, jerk.)

ID: i tried to include you sipsss.

AA: i will fucking smooch you, laledy, stfu.

ID: i got words for everyoneee.

looks as uncomfortable as he can for not being able to make expressions

AA: and prni didn'tttt.

ID: but i know. i shouldn't just message everyone.

ID: because that seems bad.

SS: ( (\qnq/) )

AA: you should msg evernyone!!

AA: just, like. tlk 2 them. like prni doesn't want to talk to me. orn in frnont of me. orn w/e. >:"{ AA: w/eee. lals i am getting you pizza.

ID: if i message em pheres will act like he can cull me. i don't want pheres to want to cull me.

SA: that's. Not true...

ID: maybe i can message ashy...

SS: (I'm kissin the pizza.)

SS: (..... Idk why! But I'm doin it.)

SA: don't message Ashley while you're drunk it will just be a mess

SS: (Message Pheres and tell him you've up and got feelins about him wanting to cull you!!)

AA: phern won't cull you. phern likes youuuu. he just doesn't - y.

SS: (Talk it out like bros.)

AA: do that. phern likes talking. and he likes you. it'll be fiiiine.

SA: i feel like this is all a terrible idea

ID: i'm not good at talking to pheres. we're too different.

AA: and i like yo and i like phern and you two should be frniends.

ID: and then i just make him mad i think.

ID: he'd probably be mad that i bit em even.

SA: yes that. Tends to happen.

AA: just tell him its, like, pitch.

SA: why not just wait I'm sure it will blow over

AA: he cna't argune w/ pitch.

AA: can't. argnue!!

SA: don't tell him it's pitch, don't you remember what he said at the fair?

AA: arngue.

SA: they can't say it's pitch, it will ruin his quadrant with Emerel

SS: (It's serendipity!)

SS: (Wait, what's pitch??)

ID: maybe i should just. call him and tell him to come on here...

SA: call who?

SS: (... You're pitch with Pheres's boo?)

SA: Pheres or Emerel?

SS: (Omg)

AA: you can't rnuin a quad if it isn't alrndy set to be rnuined.

AA: like, hivewrnecking isn't a T H I N G.

SA: he said he would make a club for them.

SS: (Y, when y'all were up and bout to vore each other.)

ID: =:( i don't want pheres to be my club.

SA: then don't say what happened between you and Emerel was pitch

SS: (You can;t, like, have a club if you ain't wantin a club, pal, that ain't how it works.)

ID: i just want to make em be the scared one next time.

SS: (Then it ain't a club, it's some asshole what can't mind their on biz.)

SA: ...😰

SS: (Also, that totes sounds like you need a club tho.)

AA: .. y, that isn't

AA: that's sornt of weirnd.

ID: i'm bad at this.

AA: n!! you just have to like

SS: (Sipa, pls tell me you ain't gonna dangle me out a wall aperture till I'm the scared one for revenge for the taser thing.)

SA: how are you bad at it-

AA: trny harndern.

SS: (Cos if anything you should be danglin your own pan for that one.)

AA: orn, like, talk about ittttt. do you want to bang him orn, like, murndern him??

SA:'try harder? Are you encouraging it?

ID: it wasn't fair that he beat me up when i was already beat up, was it?

SA: no.

AA: and n, lal, fuck offff. AA: no dangling!! forn anyone. >:P

AA: nnn, it wasn't.

SS: (All's fair in love and war, but hate ain't on that list.)

ID: so i don't think he hates me that way anyways.

SA: then you need a club or at the least to avoid each other

ID: i was avoiding him and i got beat up.

ID: so i just need to get better and beat him up.

ID: and then things'll be even.

AA: and prni. i'm not, like, encournaging it. AA: i'm just, like. hads gotta do what hads wants to do, you know?? i am suppornting him.

SA: that won't solve anything, he'll just hunt you down to get revenge again and then you'll do the same

ID: not if i beat him hard enough.

AA: and nnnnn. if yrn gonna beat him up again, you gotta talk to phern firnsttttt.

SA: then he will be dead

SS: (That's called, like, murder.)

AA: orn else he's ognna flip his shit.

ID: nahhh, i already tried murdering him.

SA: he's already going to flip his shit

AA: and then i'm gonna have to stop a fucking rnevenge cycle, and, like

ID: he got back up, remember!

AA: i don't want phern trnying to cull yyyou.

AA: that's the opposite of what i want. >:{

SS: (That's totes inconsiderate-like, hads.)

SS: (Plus, like, how're you gonna beat im harder'n dead, huh?)

ID: idk. em almost culled me when he jumped me.

ID: or at least it was considered i guess.

SA: why don't we tell Pheres Em hunted you down. That seems like a decent solution.

ID: nooo!

SA: if he instigated it he can deal with the consequences

ID: i don't wanna.

SA: why?

SA: it won't have any logical recourse on you..

ID: cause if they got unhappy and broke up i'd get blamed. duh.

SA: they will break up anyways if you and Emerel can't be resolved

AA: why arne you so fussed abt them brneaking up, anyway?

AA: you don't even like quads.

AA: >:?

SA: ^^

ID: i don't, but they do.

AA: phern is like. idk.

AA: ... idk!

AA: idk idk idk. >:{

ID: i feel like pheres would blame me. i don't wanna get blamed. it's easier to just not say anything about it.

SA: well the unfortunate news is this chat is public

SA: 😰

SA: how could Pheres blame you for Emerel's own mistake?

ID: ...pheres won't read this stuff, right.

SA: I think Pheres is much more logical than that

AA: phernes is puking in a bathrnoom rn.

AA: he can't rnead anythiiiiing.

SA: why--

ID: there! we just gotta bury this with other stuff.

ID: so it's so buried he won't go digging.

AA: idk, he got the flu, he's been, like, ternrnibad all day. AA: it's prnobs bc he's up at em's house. and it's, like, wet and shit.

AA: being wet isn't good forn you. ofc yrn gonna get sick if yrn wet.

AA: and brneathing in wet.

AA: >:{

SA: 😰

ID: unless you're a fish i guess.

AA: he's not a fish!!

ID: i didn't say he was.

SA: what even happened between you two to get all of this started, I don't understand.

AA: >:{

SA: It seemingly came out of left field that you two Had to fight and now you two Have to fight some more.

AA: and phern can't blame you, bc then i'd be upset, bc it's not fairn to blame you. AA: so therne.

ID: i can't say pris.

SA: alright ❤

ID: sorry. =:(

AA: >:?

AA: cna you say, like.. off-chat??

ID: no.

AA: >:????

ID: i just can't.

AA: shhh, that's fine, dnw.

AA: we all have ourn shady ass secrnets.

makes a little heart using his index fingers and thumbs. he's tryin rly hard to be comforting with sipara

AA: what the fuuuuck, that's too cute.

ID: y! =:) 💚

AA: 💞

fucking. his expression wilts a little and he looks away to hide it before letting his hands fall

SA: you two should eat. This can all be sorted out at a later time when you are properly sober.

ID: =:??? why are you looking sad? i thought we were having fun. is it not fun?

AA: priiii.

AA: did you eat??

AA: arne you hungrny?

AA: i get sad when i'm hungrny. so, like, mb you should eat, too.

SA: I'm alright, don't worry.

SA: i will eat when you two do.

ID: sips. go get the pizza. =:(

SA: did i make you both sad?

SA: I'm sorry.

ID: we're sad because we're worried about you!

AA: y. we'rne just sad bc yrn sad. if you arne sad. and if yrn not, then we'rne not sad, but, like, it's okay to be sad??

SA: please don't worry, I'm rather alright.

SA: trying to explain it wouldn't make sense right now anyways.

ID: okay. =:( we can talk about it when we're visiting.

ID: and you can both admire how great my ass'll look when i get my fancy fighting suit.

SA: ...Yes.

SA: if you would still like to by then.

manages a smile at the snark.

SA: You'll have to hurry and get here then.

SA: and sipara can offer tips to the tailor.

SA: for now, I should go get some food myself.

SA: I may be back later. Goodlight.

waves a little before closing out the webcam application

AA: good light!! ❤ ❤ ❤

AA: 💚

ID: light...

ID: i hope i didn't say something that made him sad.

ID: i was probably too pushy about wanting to know about him.

AA: nooo. i mean. mb? but nooo. AA: i think he's just - like -

AA: .. mb you should've done the thing. back at him. orn mb he's just sad we'rne not up therne??

ID: maybe. =:(

AA: dnw, dnw. AA: i don't think you can make him sad.

ID: well something made him sad. he's a nice guy.

ID: you're a nice girl.

ID: so you don't feel left out.

AA: lmfao, stfu.

ID: =:P

ID: you are! you're going with me and this is fun.

AA: i don't need secondhand backpats. >:} you two arne like. two pieces in an arnmornset.

ID: this is more fun than i've had in forever.

AA: aww.

ID: there's more than two pieces in an armorset!

ID: you're like the. metal fist that hits things hard piece.

AA: good. i miss trnavelling w/ ppl. i used to trnavel w/ phern. and then my club. but they don't anymorne. and it sucks.

ID: well i'm sorry. now you get to travel with me!

ID: and i bet my lusus enjoys the break. he's getting old anyways.

AA: and lmfao. that's the best piece. the fist piece. obvs.

ID: now he travels in style.

ID: the very best!

AA: >:P

AA: .. we will have to find you, like, an actual fax rnide, too. so he doesn't have to walk places so much.

AA: and you can sleep in a trnuck insteada, like, a fucking tent.

ID: i like my tent. when it doesn't leak.

VV: ♚ ~Evening, evening all~

ID: oh no it's aspartame.

ID: did i spell that right.

AA: yrn tent is grn888. but. leaks. and -

AA: >:?

VV: ♚ ~ Ah it's the one that spreads lies.

ID: fake-sugar stuff.

VV: ♚ ~ It's very rude to do so you know.

VV: ♚ ~ And rather unfair I'd say!

ID: i'm too drunk for a victim complex. =:(

VV: ♚ ~ it's not a complex I'm just hurt...

VV: ♚ ~ And what are you drinking tonight~? A watered down beer perhaps?

ID: gasoline.

ID: or at least it tastes like it.

VV: ♚ ~ That is certainly one way to warm yourself up~ Just don't flambe anything!

VV: ♚ ~ You really should try a higher class wine or something one day darling. You won't dissolve your insides and also it's much classier.

VV: ♚ ~ Than ah....gasoline...

VV: ♚ ~ I...I do want to be sure you know not to swallow when you siphon...

ID: i was gonna ask why you were being nice but you're still showing a lil two-face so it's okay lol.

AA: wwwwwwhy do we hate hern. AA: hern crnown is qt. orn is this a dude? his crnown is qt.

VV: ♚ ~ Oh?? I'm being conversational! It's really riveting and comes off as nice you actually try for once dear ID.

VV: ♚ ~ Thank you AA !

VV: ♚ ~ I'm not super sure myself but this one's rather hostile towards me 😦

ID: noo, see sips she hides thorns in the sugar.

ID: don't eat the sugar.

VV: ♚ ~ I mean, maybe you shouldn't if you're watching that waistline but I think our friend here is capable of thinking for themself~!

VV: Especially when consuming crude, crude gasoline.

ID: is your waistline something you worry about often.

VV: ♚ ~ I don't know if I've mentioned it before or if you're simply too far inhebriated but yes I do! As a ballerina off and on season I must be well kept and trim.

VV: ♚ ~ Do you not?

AA: lmao, she is a little barnbed.

ID: i have an abnormal... uh...

ID: thing that burns calories.

AA: arne you a ballernina orn arne you a comballernina?? AA: tl;drn do you murndern ppl w/ dance orn just dance.

AA: it's a metacatolim. i am p surne.

VV: ♚ ~ Metabolism deary!

VV: ♚ ~ Metabolism is the word you desire. I see the gasoline is muddling your brain and burning your insides so you can not spell. I'm filled with fright I will truly miss you....

VV: ♚ ~ And ah- I suppose it would depend wouldn't it? I'm a prima ballerina for performing but ah we live in such a rutheless world!

VV: ♚ ~ Who knows what one can do when backed into a corner :3c

AA: lmao. omg. yrn adornable.

VV: ♚ ~ Thank you!

ID: no she isn'ttt.

AA: i'm too tirned to even sass you back. but gd.

AA: she isssssss.

AA: she calls ppl dearny. that's prnec.

ID: she just wants something. they always do when they're sweet.

AA: prnec as F U C K. like she's yrn spoopy ancestor gonna back you into a cake.

VV: ♚ ~ Aw~ Thank you. VV: ♚ ~ Maybe I want friendship.

AA: y. mb she wants frniendship.

AA: have you considerned that, hads.

AA: >:'{

ID: /no/. =>:(

VV: ♚ ~ A cake...mmm mm I don't know any cannibals so that'd be a waste

VV: ♚ ~ You should consider it! It's a rather common things trolls want.

ID: =>:( why would you want friendship. you're fluffy.

ID: ....that makes more sense in. my head.

VV: ♚ ~ I am rather fluffy. I permed up my hair today thank you~

VV: ♚ ~ And because I'm of rouged hue and in general when one lives in the city one would desire a friend or two.

VV: ♚ ~Do you not like to have friends Hadean?!

ID: i have two friends. and they didn't just. come in saying they wanted to be friends!

AA: omgg. show me yrn headfluff.

VV: ♚ ~ I didn't do that either! You weasled the answer out of me. I was under the assumption a chat room was a place to socialize.

VV: ♚ ~ Will do let me go get my selfie light one moment!

AA: my rnail has fluffy hairn too. i want to see if it's biggern!!

AA: omg yesss.

ID: a chatroom is a place to pick fights.

ID: and lay on sipa.

ID: ...no wait that part's not the chatroom.

AA: idc don't move yrn waaarnm.

ID: i don't want to get up so it's fine.

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VV: ♚ ~ I'm baaaaack~! VV: ♚ ~ There you go!

AA: good. AA: and --

AA: omg ❤ ❤

AA: you arne so fluffyyyyy.

VV: ♚ ~ 💗 And I will be for the next week!! VV: ♚ ~Also I must, MUST inquire. Are you two...in the same room?

ID: nope, laying on her in different rooms.

AA: i am fixing his hairn thrnough the internwebs, it's trnue.

VV: ♚ ~ Ah. I see I see. VV: ♚ ~ It all makes sense... VV: ♚ ~ You need better lying skills!

VV: ♚ ~ How matted is his hair?

ID: it feels nice tho-

ID: my hair isn't matted stfu.

AA: lmfao. AA: it's strn8 as a stick. that doesn't matt. i think.

VV: ♚ ~ You will have to make me ''stfu"'!! Hohoho

ID: u a ho alright.

VV: ♚ ~And ah it can! If you keep it too unclean and disgusting. I have seen it.

AA: omggg, even yrn laughing is qt.

AA: LMAO.

VV: ♚ ~ What proof have you at those acusations mmm?

ID: the proof of shut up.

VV: ♚ ~ As good an arguement as I should've expected out of you..

ID: idk you're the one arguing with a drunk troll.

VV: ♚ ~ I'm truly not! I'm seeing what responses I can get from you mostly before they turn to you just drooling on the keyboard!

VV: ♚ ~ I have a little timer going and everything.

AA: aww, yrn less qt now.

AA: go back 2 being twee.

ID: the mask slips~

VV: ♚ ~ Boooo, am I not allowed to have fun?

VV: ♚ ~Hadean's bullied me so I thought a bit of fun would be allowed!

ID: it's not bullying if it's true.

VV: ♚ ~ Mmmm it's not true if you have no proof 😦

ID: is too.

VV: ♚ ~ Tell me dear sweet Hadies, spreader of lies. Why did you choose to drink gasoline tonight?

ID: peer pressure.

ID: and a game.

VV: ♚ ~ ohhh a game? What form of game ?

VV: ♚ ~ Did you lose said game?

ID: never have i ever.

ID: i don't think you can win. just get drunk.

VV: ♚ ~ I see, I see. VV: ♚ ~ I do so wish you'd purchased something better than paint cleaner however.

VV: ♚ ~ Not wine, that's for sipping...

ID: i didn't do it. sips diddd.

VV: ♚ ~ Why would this Sips person do this to you 😦

VV: ♚ ~ Rather cruel if you ask me

ID: ahahah hear that sips, you're crueellll.

SA: little princess

SA: Hadean 😊

VV: ♚ ~ Ah!! Prisma evening my honeycomb prince

ID: heyyy pris! =:) did you eat?

SA: good evening. How are you?

SA: yes. I went to a nearby place. They have very good spaghetti.

ID: goooddd. i'm good. sip fell asleep and she's heavy. i think i'm trapped.

VV: ♚ ~ I'm grand! Hearing about them drinking acetone.

VV: ♚ ~ Oh my.

VV: ♚ ~ Ah...it was nice knowing you Hadies.

VV: ♚ ~ Truly tragic.

SA: oh, the wine. Yes. I tried to play for a moment but I lost my appetite for liquor after someone brought up genetic material.

SA: perhaps you could squeeze free in a bit?

ID: ahahah sorry prisss.

SA: or stay... I am unsure what to advise 😨

SA: it wasn't your fault.

VV: ♚ ~ ....genetic material

VV: ♚ ~ Perhaps staying may be best advised as in most situations of distress it's advised to stay still !

ID: hahah she's alright for now. like a slightly coolish blanket. we can do this the three of us if you wanna when we get there pris.

VV: ♚ ~ Ohhh? Where are you all traversing to? VV: ♚ ~ 😢 I was certain I was invited to travel with you Prisma, was I wrong?

SA: oh, to... cuddle...?

ID: 😒

ID: yes to cuddle.

SA: we could still travel, little princess. I am meeting Hadean and Sipara first, though. I apologize.

SA: oh..

SA: I think it may be awkward with me involved. 😰

VV: ♚ ~ I see, I see prior business then! Do travel safe! VV: ♚ ~ That does sound rather private a matter...oh my....the cuddling.

ID: why would it be awkward? =:?

SA: I am not very accustomed to physical affection and I am rather cold.

ID: you wanted a hug earlier. =:(

SA: I wouldn't want to ruin you two bonding

SA: it's different from cuddling..

ID: we can all bond. cold is nice!

SA: they are coming to me, little princess. Not the other way around

ID: cuddling is just like... a long hug.

VV: ♚ ~ Oh my mistake! Very well. Regardless don't imbibe the polish remover like they have. It seems to be eating them from the inside out!!

SA: yes... I-well, it's different for me, im sorry.

SA: but I'm happy you invited me 😊

SA: I only drink sweet wines if any if ever.

SA: not... what they were drinking.

ID: it wasn't good. but i liked being involved. =:)

ID: and okay pris. no cuddles i guess.

SA: maybe next time we could get decent liquor... if there is a next time. I. Doubt it for some reason.

SA: ...

SA: yes

VV: ♚ ~ I have a few saved up if you wish to try some higher end brands Honey comb Prince dearest~! VV: ♚ ~ maybe even take one with you ...I almost take personal offence to...to....Hadies current poison.

SA: oh, that would be kind of you.

ID: don't get drunk with the splenda prisss.

SA: I would be sad if that was Hadeans first and only experience with wine

VV: ♚ ~ Again with the lies. Cruel...

SA: we could try some sweet wines together if you'd like, Little princess

VV: ♚ ~ If Hadies ceases in his name calling I'd love to!

SA: ii don't drink to inebriation. It's alright.

SA: he's calling you sweet

ID: yeahhh splenda. why you so cruel to me?

VV: ♚ ~ Splenda is artificial and not the best choice for sweeteners!

VV: ♚ ~ Agave would be nicer.

ID: sweet n low it is.

ID: sweet n lowblood.

VV: ♚ ~ That is fine with me I have no qualms with my hue.

SA: agave nectar...

SA: oh. What did you want to know about earlier, Hadean? Before I forget to ask

SA: it is a very pretty color

SA: reds are passionate and courageous

VV: ♚ ~And being golden is a rather lovely shade as well Prisma~

VV: ♚ ~ But I do enjoy the compliment, I do my best to uphold such honors~!

ID: ...i don't remember.

VV: ♚ ~ Asking when he's less poisoned may be best sweet Apollo.

ID: apollo.

ID: man you're stretching for nicknames now.

SA: oh-- I'm sorry. Maybe if you remember

SA: thank you. Although I am far more green

VV: ♚ ~ I suppose. Mmm allow me to rethink of a deity.

ID: i'll try!

ID: and why does he have to be a god.

ID: pris is pris.

SA: I think for the sake of imagery but I am unsure how I could be remotely worthy of that

VV: ♚ ~ I simply thought a deity reference would be nice!

SA: Hadean I should give you a nickname. Like little princess has

ID: shoot pris. =:P

SA: I don't know... but I should think very hard about it

ID: ...i'm not good at nicknames. other than pris.

ID: take your time! you'll come up with the beesstttt nickname.

VV: ♚ ~ Upon deliberation. I'm sticking with prince it goes well with my nickname.

SA: I could call you Little prince but that wouldn't be fitting at all

SA: I am littler

ID: sorry i'm tall~

VV: ♚ ~ I wouldn't feel so special if we had almost identical nick names....

SA: it has to be as brash and capable as you.

SA: no, I know little princess I wouldn't do that

ID: mm, shame that you don't know how to share~

SA: I would be disappointed if you gave me a nickname and then gave Sipara or Gliese a similar one

SA: but maybe that's expected of me..

SA: hotshot would work but it implies I'm insulting you

VV: ♚~ Share? Ohhoho VV: ♚ ~ I'm very creative I can give plenty various nicknames but only those I feel deserve one hoho

VV: ♚ ~ Hot shot sounds like a racer!

ID: why would it be expected of you? =:?

ID: hotshot sounds like it could be. weird. like. fighty.

SA: I... wouldn't want to go in great detail.

SA: but I am considered the "jealous type" more often than not

SA: encouraged to be, you could say. Protective

ID: ohh. yeah. well remember what we chatted about for that!

VV: ♚ ~ The jealous type? 0: How unexpected Prisma!

VV: ♚ ~ I feel that's a rather common trait however.

ID: i'm sure a lot about pris is unexpected. when you've only talked to him a few times. uwu

VV: ♚ ~ Which is why I intend to speak more!

SA: 💚

ID: 💚

VV: ♚ ~ What is more exciting than learning about another? ❤

ID: sticking toothpicks in my ganderbulbs.

SA: please don't I like your eyes

ID: awww. 💚

SA: it comes and goes sometimes, Perdia. But on the whole it stays. Are you a jealous type?

SA: ... to both of you

SA: I would be happy to learn more about you too. Perdia

ID: idk. i could be i bet.

VV: ♚ ~ It would depend! Ah-- I'd love to say no but truly at the heart of it all yes! I do have a fondness for not being tossed to the shadows.

VV: ♚ ~ Any troll really is capable of it. Under the right circumstances, yes?

SA: I don't think anyone enjoys being treated like an object that can be returned to the shelf

SA: I may need to enhance calm before I become salty

VV: ♚ ~ Oh of course not, it's simply a tragic thing. So a little jealousy seems rather justified in such a situation? Why would one sit back and just let fate sweep them aside dear?

VV: ♚ ~ Ah! Has this struck a nerve? We may cease if it isn't a desirable thing Prisma

SA: it would be a very painful thing, yes. Especially if it felt.... special. I suppose is the word

SA: I simply have a bad taste left in my mouth regarding someone who ... had feelings for me

SA: and conveniently pushed them aside because they believed I "could never have feelings in return"

SA: then boasted about how happy they were with the person they'd replaced me with

SA; unpleasant to say the least

VV: ♚ ~ Oh dear sweet Prisma.....

VV: ♚ ~ I thought such cruelties were only in the stories written for the stage....

SA: haha

SA: there's no need to be so dramatic. I have found out enough to believe it may be perfectly normal and I only just now experienced it

SA: I am okay. If a bit miffed.

SA: but thank you

VV: ♚ ~Oh I promise i'm not being dramatic! It's truly heartbreaking dear Prince. I suppose perhaps I also just have not experienced it then.. VV: ♚ ~ I'm pleased you're at least alright now ah...

SA: i was angry when it happened. But only a little. I am not capable of much

SA: I am happy you haven't had to. Hopefully you never will 😊

SA: you seem happy with your matesprit anyways I doubt he would do that

VV: ♚ ~ Mmm yes. He never would trust me. We're on rather friendly terms. VV: ♚ ~ I would think even if something were to go awry I'd still hold him dear and near. VV: ♚ ~ It's rather hasty to simply cut one off no?

SA: who never would trust you?

SA: your matesprit?

VV: ♚ ~Oh, I forgot a comma. I mean in the sense of...he never would and you should trust me on this

VV: ♚ ~ It wouldn't look very good on him if he did! To give up so easily. VV: ♚ ~ But regardless I won't dwell on that hypothetical!

VV: ♚ ~ Loyalty is a good quality overall.

SA: oh! That was an unfortunate loss. I was almost concerned.

SA: loyalty is a virtue. I think it is most important

SA: little princess. I'm sorry, I should rest.

SA: I have cases to finish and plans to make

SA: goodlight ❤️

VV: ♚ ~ Rest well good light dearest! ❤

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Roleplay Server Log #388

"Karla’s Wings, Doc vs Insanity, Lost World Safari, Fire Practice”

[Lie] Noting that Deer stopped the rain, she heads towards Karla's house to make sure the other woman has enough hay for her horses-

[Chester] Sees her walking and scoots along behind her out of curiousity.

[Lie] Hears the multiple steps and glances behind her- Hello Chester

[Chester] Little suprised hop- Oh... I guess I'm not very good at being stealthy... - He tugs on his vest a bit in consternation.

[Lie] - Is everything alright?

[Chester] I almost got run over by a skeleton on horseback with a red scarf... other then that, no...

[Lie] - Ah, Ruby. Yes they can be a bit reckless- She greets Karla's horses as she approaches

[Ever] Is looking up with concern at the roof and doesn't notice her approach.

[Chester] It's not like I'm small and easy to miss either!

[Lie] - No, you're not. Ever? Is everything alright?

[Ever] Grimaces- With respawn on? I guess not. But I'm stilll concerned.

[Lie] - Why?- She looks up

-There's a bit of wild cackle and Karla leaps off the roof with a pair of elytra, spreading them wide and shooting out over the ground-

[Ever] Yells up - YOU BE CAREFUL DAMMIT!

[Lie] - Watch out for the ground!

[Karla] Is already heading straight out in the direction of Lie's yard-

[Ever] I just know she's gonna hurt herself! - Goes dashing after her-

[Chester] Players are so weird...

[Lie] - We should follow...

[Chester] Yes mistress!

[Lie] Follows after the other two-

[Karla] Thumps down in the garden with a spray of uprooted carrots and a big - OOF!

[Lie] - I'll grab the hoe...- Heads for the chest she keeps next to the garden

[Karla] Is dusting herself off- Whew! Zat.. I mean... THAT was fun. Ahem.

[Ever] Is red-faced and huffing in annoyance.

[Lie] - Karla, there's really no reason to hide your accent you know...

[Karla] Stiffens a little - I find it... draws the wrong kind of attention.

[Lie] - There's very few here who would have that association with that accent, it's okay to use it here

[Karla] Still looks uncomfortable and it's a bit disconcerting.

[Ever] Were you looking for us specifically Lie?

[Lie] - No actually, I was just swinging by to see if you needed any more hay for your horses- She starts re-tilling the land

[Chester] Can I help with that? - indicates the hoe-

[Karla] That's very thoughtful Lie.

[Ever] I could use a little. I'm still setting up our garden patch.

[Lie] - Sure Chester, there should be another one in the chest. And how much do you think you'll need Ever?

[Ever] Well we only have three horses...

[Karla] Is looking up again. Her thoughts are easy to read, she's looking for a higher place to jump from.

[Lie] - I'll give you six bales then, that should last you awhile

[Endrea] Passes by overhead to check on Ashe's build-

[Karla] Gives her a bit of an envious look-

[Endrea] After checking on her child lands on the roof and settles down to watch her mistress-

[Lie] Is exchanging some stuff with Ever-

[Chester] Is diligently hoeing the garden and putting it back together. He's already got a nice stack of carrots that were scattered.

[Karla] Inspects the elytra for any damage.

[Endrea] Cocks her head slightly- Mistress? I believe the Master is on fire again

[Lie] - It wouldn't surprise me, Aether finds it hilarious

[Endrea] Steps down to the ground- Especially since she's figured out how to do it herself?

[Lie] - Yup

[Karla] The child can wreathe herself in flames? That must make unexpected tantrums a bit awkward.

[Lie] - She interrupted sex...

[Karla] Children are inconvenient like that.

[Lie] - Doesn't make the frustration any less frustrating

[Endrea] Laughs a little- Trying having twelve at once

[Chester] off-handedly- Eliza said she'd had even larger broods in the past.

[Karla] Even one would be too many for me.

[Lie] - So no baby sitting duty for you, got it

[Karla] No offense meant, but my house would be dangerous for curious fingers and she'd likely come back with questions about some of the decor you would not want to answer.

[Lie] - Good point, not that she might not end up with those questions after spending some time with TLOT and Steve...

[Ever] snickers- They are certainly connoisseurs of the PDA .

[Chester] I don't blame them! Love is woooonderful!

[Lie] - Especially when you can actually do stuff...

[Chester] Sappy look- you don't have to do anything. Sometimes it's nice just to be close. - he hugs his arms to his chest, thinking of his sweet Eliza.

[Karla] I think the spider may have different tastes then you or I lie.

[Lie] - Sorry, I just... It was the first time since... Well, you helped that one time

[Karla] nods understandingly-

[Endrea] - I'm certain all you have to do is ask TLOT to watch Aether Mistress, he is warm enough for her

[Karla] Do you mind if I use your roof Lie?

[Lie] - My roof? No...

[Endrea] - What do you need the roof for?

[Karla] Leans over and the elytra fan wide - I need a high place to practice from.

[Endrea] - I can get you higher, give you more time to figure out what you need to do

[Karla] That would be appreciated-

[Ever] Looks frantic- that's a terrible idea mistress!

[Endrea] - I can catch her if she falls

[Ever] NNNNGGGHhh!

[Karla] ia already striding towards the dragon- I would be honored.

[Endrea] Crouches down to make it easier for Karla to climb on-

[Karla] Swings up easily. It's obvious she's caught up on her riding skills-

[Endrea] Spreads her wings and with a massive gale of wind launches herself up into the air-

[Karla] Hunkers down like a jockey so she isn't making drag-

[Endrea] Takes her high up- Are you ready?

[Karla] Yes! - She sits up high and grabs a back spike with both hands before flapping the elytra wide, and the sudden gust of wind onto the wings pulls her like a kite off the dragons back-

[Endrea] Twists to keep her eyes on the woman-

[Karla] Is holding wide, but angling downward as they wings lose forward momentum.

[Endrea] - Even out, you'll stay airborn longer!

[Karla] It's too loud to yell but she's trying her best-

[Endrea] Stays close in case Karla desperately needs her-

[Karla] Sees that they're rapidly heading for the ocean and tries to curve back rather then going straight-

[Endrea] Follows closely-

[Karla] Falters a little and is headed for the water again, she's not panicking, but progressively getting lower.

[Endrea] - Tilt more to one side than the other!

[Karla] Wobbles as she fights the wind-

-There's a shadow following her under the water as well-

[Endrea] Makes the decision to grab Karla, surging forwards and grabbing her within her front feet-

[Herabrine] Leaps high like a dolphin and just misses Karla's feet as Endrea snatches her higher-

[Karla] VAT ZHE FICH???

[Endrea] - Another brine, my Mistress' best friend in fact

[Karla] Is breathing heavy- Thank you....

[Herabrine] peeks out of the water to make sure all is well and does another artful leap to flash her magenta frills in the sunshine-

[Endrea] - Would you like to try again or was that enough for now?

[Karla] We can try again....

-After a long day; the night creeps slowly in. The inhabitants of the castle drift off to bed, and a gentle quiet settles over the massive artifice of cobbles and glass. Yaunfen bids their mada goodnight and heads off for their room. Deerheart shaking her head with a little smile as Doc remains alone in the lab to work on hir computer.-

[Doc] Has made some new patterns to sell and is struggling with a particularly difficult pdf file that doesn't want to upload properly.

[Idolus] Makes a curious noise from their tank.

[Doc] Yeah, yeah. Be appreciative. This stuff may be piss boring, but it keeps the lights on.

-There's a slight crackle from the command block and a hint of a laugh-

[Doc] Bored- Go away Kraz, I'm not in the mood.

[Insanity] - I believe you have the wrong person

[Doc] Shivers at the sound - You! Get off my computer.

[Insanity] - Oh come now, are we not allowed to have a... Friendly? Chat?

[Doc] You are anything but friendly.

[Insanity] - A shame considering what's lurking about here in your home

[Doc] You're about 99% lies and there are always dangers about. It's nothing new.

[Insanity] - Oh? So you already know where the Eldritch is?

[Doc] ... I don't. But I'm not sure it can be entirely killed anyway.

[Insanity] - But it can be found, and protected from

[Doc] Thumbs at the wall behind them and the hidden room beyond- Yeah, I know. I saw what Dolly did to it.

[Insanity] - She's not the only one, you seem to forget that Slender protected the mind of one of my children from it's effects

[Doc] So did Xophiel, he protected Lie, from you actually.

[Insanity] - Yes, but who else here can lead you right to it to finish it off

[Doc] Once again. You are a notorious liar. And you have zero reason to help me if you have nothing to gain.

[Insanity] - Then perhaps we should make a deal

[Doc] I already made a deal. I'm currently leaving the other creepypastas alone so Slender doesn't murder me.

[Insanity] - I will guide you to the Eldritch, if you give me back one of mine

[Doc] Get bent. I'd rather fight the tentacle monster with Dolly by my side. At least I know she won't stab me in the back. It wants Zeke. It'll come back on it's own eventually.

[Insanity] Laughs- I'm surprised you don't wish to take the initiative

[Doc] I think I'll leave looking for trouble to MB and Cp. I'm not that kind of Herobrine.

[Insanity] - So you don't desire to protect those here? Pathetic

[Doc] A little steamed- You know what? Get fucked. I'm not interested in your opinion on how I run my server. You want something from me, and I don't need your help at all.

[Insanity] - I wouldn't be so certain about that, I've been polite so far

[Doc] Small snarl- You just want the creepypastas back, and you're not getting them.

[Insanity] - I don't need your permission, I could just as easily infect you and there would be nothing you could do about it

[Doc] starting to get pissed- I think you're forgetting that LJ lives in my house now. You wouldn't even have time to inspect my mental furniture before being back out on your ass.

[Insanity] - Then perhaps something not as obvious at first, what about the little one, just freshly spawned

[Doc] Hisses and there's a crackle of static- I'll feed her the program myself. I'll make her a carrier before I'd ever let you have her. And her parents would let me do it.

[Insanity] - But you can prevent it Doctor, let me help you

[Doc] a bit loud- YES I CAN. I CAN GO OVER THERE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

[Insanity] Laughs again- I have infected death's child, I'll work around your program eventually

[Doc] Yeah right. I think I would have noticed that already! And have fun trying. As long as there's spark, I'll be right here to thwart you.

[Insanity] - Then why not ask your friend what her father has seen, and see the truth of my words

[Doc] Checks the time outside. - It's like 7am there. I am not doing that. She probably won't even answer the phone.

[Insanity] - Then I suppose you'll be left wondering

[Doc] firmly- I will not wonder. I will finish this upload and I will go the fuck to bed. And you will crawl back into whatever hole you came out of and get off my command block!!!

[Insanity] - Ah but I am not so easily gotten rid of this time Doctor, after all, you have two of my hosts here

[Doc] oh yes... One you considered too weak to talk too and let suffer, I'm sure she'd be thrilled to hear from you. And her son is already annoyed with your behavior. As my friend Mix says; get rekt.

[Insanity] - I never spoke to her because she was never allowed to go anywhere, there was no reason for me to speak to her then, but now? Oh the things I could whisper to her, bolden her, give her strength

[Doc] she has everything she needs already. Now you're grasping at straws. She already risked everything for her kids, I don't think she'll put them in danger now.

[Insanity] - No, she'd be protecting them

-A slight amount of white mist is forming around the base of the command block unbeknownst to Doc-

[Doc] that's your opinion. - folds hir arms in annoyance

[Insanity] - Do you really think she wouldn't do anything to protect her children?

[Doc] Yes. But going insane is not protecting them!!! It makes you a hazard to everyone you care about!

[Insanity] - You know the slender beings are not as affected by me

[Doc] Has anyone ever told you you are relentlessly annoying? I'd ask if you had something better to do, but I know doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result is the textbook definition of insanity.

[Insanity] - Then perhaps I should just return to the Wicker man, divulge what I've seen to him. He had made me quite the tempting offer after all

[Doc] see? This is why I wont deal with you. You're untrustworthy. And if you give away Mirabellas hiding place then I will tell Slender and that will likely lose you the rest of the creepypastas you claim to care so much about. Your concern will be exposed for the lie it is.

[Insanity] - I do care for my children, for you I do not. It would be so easy to just let it slip where a certain office is

[Doc] Has basically reached a point of fury where Xe's just cold and flat toned- what did the a Wicker Man offer you that's so wonderful that you'd throw everything else away so easily?

[Insanity] Something which most others would greatly envy me for and make it easier for me to gather more under my control without losing any of my power

[Doc] So more followers. Why do you even want that? Do you need them to incarnate? Tell you what, here's my offer. Ill make you a body, anything you want. You can be a giant monster and stomp on a city anytime the mood strikes you. All I ask in return is that you go hide somewhere until this is over. I'll even throw in some mobs for you to boss around if that sweetens it any.

[Insanity] - The more under my control, the more powerful they are overall. And I doubt you could make a body strong enough to contain me

[Doc] has now been insulted on a professional level- excuse me? I don't contain things. I help people BECOME things. You manage to utterly destroy yourself in a body i made ill make you a second one gratis and a way to switch between them! No charge! Just because I'm not a mad Doctor don't even act like I can't play God with the best of them!

[Insanity] - Then you'd be making them for an eternity

[Doc] I'm calling bullshit on that! You have no idea what I can do!

[Insanity] - Oh but I have seen what you can do Doctor, and I know what you can do will not be enough

[Doc] bristles! - but you won't let me try, which tells me you're bluffing and afraid you might be wrong and underestimating me!

[Insanity] - Do not test me child,I know the limits that a body can handle. I am far older than you and more experienced in what can and can't handle my energy

[Doc] Child am I??? At least I do my own dirty work instead of using other people like tools!

[Insanity] - I won't have to once Wickerman fulfills his promise

[Doc] Gets up from their chair in a rage- you'll do nothing of the kind! I'm tired of your threats. Come out here if you even can. If you're not afraid of what I'm capable of, then face me directly!

[Insanity] - Are you certain you wish that?

[Doc] Yes! I want to see your face!

[Insanity] The mist she's formed around the base of the command block suddenly darts away from it, letting the entity form a small distance away. Her appearance is as it appeared to Azrael, a young woman composed of light, making it a bit harder for the light sensitive eyes of a brine to look at- Then face me child

[Doc] Looks slightly down and then squints at her- I've been wanting to do this for a long time lady - Xe drags off one of hir heavy rubber gauntlets and slaps Insanity across the face with it. It's stingy and makes a very loud noise - NEVER INSULT MY WORK AGAIN.

[Insanity] Her voice is suddenly behind Doc- Are you sure you even hit me?- When Doc looks up she is not where she had been and seems completely unaffected by anything that had happened

[Doc] Yes I did. - They walk forward without looking back and retrieve a pair of smoked lenses from a trunk before slipping them on.

[Insanity] Giggles a little- I'm not certain you did

[Doc] Yeaaah, you're not going to make me question myself. You're not the first entity I've encountered that can make people hallucinate. - Xe pulls out a chunk of bedrock and starts molding it into what looks like two ice cream scoops attached to a pair of shears. They pull a cord out of the side of the command block and attach it to the calipers as well before darting at Insanity. Xe's far faster then lightning and pinches a tuft of the mist that makes up Insanity's form before letting go of the device. It shoots backward as the cord spins back up into the block and clip/vanishes entirely into the side of it. They glance at the screen as the computer hums into a higher drive to analyse the tiny sample before it dissolves. - I'll let you know what I find out. And we'll just see who can and can't be contained, shall we? -smug-

[Insanity] - It won't work~

[Doc] condescending - There's a phrase I've heard plenty of times. You go ahead and think that if it makes you feel more secure.

[Insanity] - I know so, you only took a small bit, and it's only a small bit that even Slender can handle

[Doc] Leans against the table - Mmmhm. -nod nod- Offender said I couldn't do anything with his saliva either.

[Insanity] Scowls-

[Doc] Smiles at her with all hir sharp teeth. - It made a very nice healing plant. Drop by Slender's greenhouse next time you visit if you want to see it.

[Insanity] Suddenly perks- Ah, I'm afraid this must be cut short, my energy is needed elsewhere

[Doc] Whatever. -makes a shooing motion- Go play. I won't have the results for a few days anyway.

[Insanity] Giggles, the sound echoing around the room as she completely vanishes-

[Doc] Mocks her giggle bitterly. - Bitch....

[Mix] -Comes to the castle with MA, they're chatting about dinos!-

[TLOT] Is sorting through the chests in the main room and packing a trunk with supplies.

[Steve] Looks resigned -

[Mix] What's going on you two?

[Ma] Looks like organization.

[Steve] More like packing for a trip...

[TLOT] Sighs- I promised to investigate something weird my Testificates discovered.

[Mix] -Plops by them- What did they find this time?

[TLOT] A plateau. It looks like a chunk error apparently. A really sheer wall of natural stone and dirt that's higher then an extreme hills biome and mostly in the clouds.

[MA] That sounds familiar. Gotta love messed up terrain.

[Mix] Can we come with? I've got nothing to do today.

[TLOT] It's fine with me.

[Steve] Shrugs- We're gonna get dirty though. It's pure wilderness.

[Mix] That sounds fine! I haven't had that kind of fun in a while. I've mostly been building.

[MA] I'll need to change clothes but then I'm down.

[Stevie] Is heading towards the castle with a slight limp-

[Steve] Do you need to borrow something MA? I've got extra clothes.

[TLOT] Is feeling extra sensitive today and picks up on Stevie. He sends him an impulse to come to where they are.

[Stevie] Doesn't even realize that's what TLOT did as he heads in that direction, soon entering the castle-

[MA] If you've got something extra I can, but it's not too much trouble to run home and grab my other set of clothes. -Turns toward the door to go do so unless Steve has some for him to wear.-

[TLOT] Looks up the stairs as he comes in- Did you need help Stevie?

[Steve] Wait, I'll get you something. - heads downstairs at a good clip-

[Stevie] - Well if you have some potions that would be nice, slipped down a small cliff...

[MA] -Spins back around and plops by Mix, Mix almost immediately leans over against him-

[TLOT] Always, that sounds a bit harrowing. - He pulls out a bottle and offers it to Stevie, it's orange and bubbly.

[Steve] Comes back up with a shirt and pants identical to his own, and a pair of leather boots. -Here you go!

[Stevie] - Thanks- He quickly chugs it, letting it heal his leg- So what's going on here?

[TLOT] A trip to my seed actually. Hoofing around in unmapped wilderness to make my Testificates happy for the most part.

[MA] Much appreciated! -Changes into the clothes. He looks odd in them, but hey, clothes are clothes!-

[Stevie] - An above ground adventure? That might be a nice change of pace

[Steve] Grins- I'm taking some kitted stuff too but who knows if it will even be needed.

[TLOT] nods- caves get stuffy after a while.

[Mix] Caves are where the Mammoths dwell.

[MA] -Nods sagely. It must be an in joke.-

[Stevie] - Mind if I come with? Alexis plans on being out hunting for at least a couple of days

[Steve] That must be a really big cave! And yeah, the more Steves the better.

[TLOT] And fusty. Mammoths smell funny.

[MA] Don't forget the other one. Redeyes be in the halls.

[Mix] We don't talk about that one. -Shakes head- And ehhh you get used to the smell after a while.

[TLOT] Well I've got what I need. I'm ready when you guys are.

[Mix] I'm good to go! -Stands back up-

[MA] Me too.

[Stevie] - I'm good

[TLOT] Leads them out of the castle and down the hill. It's a decent day and a short walk to the cave that houses the cage. He fusses around with the console a bit- I don't want to walk all the way from Kore to these gods-forsaken cooridinates.... Give me a min.

[Steve] Pokes Stevie - You're armed right? It might be needed. Wild animals and such.

[Stevie] - Of course I am, I just visited my niece and I still don't go near my brother without having a sword

-There's a bit of rustling behind the bed at the back of the cage and Traveler walks around the back of it. -

[Steve] That's a bit sad... he's gotten so much better.

[TLOT] Sees the female NOTCH and sighs heavily-

[Traveler] Took you long enough. I've been hearing rumors for far too long.

[TLOT] It's not your problem, it's mine and it's probably nothing.

[Mix] Adventure time! Not whining time.

[Stevie] At Steve- Besides, I have my powers as a back up

[Traveler] Snorts- it's everyones problem. You spend too much time here.

[TLOT] I LIVE HERE. I don't need to stress myself out being a full time nanny for everyone. They're adults and can handle themselves for the most part.

[Traveler] Whatever. Just... remember your bug spray. Ha!

[Steve] What's that supposed to mean???

[Traveler] You'll find out. - flounces out the door.

[TLOT] Small nostril flare of annoyance.

[Stevie] - So uh... Are we going?

[TLOT] Yes. - He opens a portal and stomps inside with determination.

[Steve] Helps the others through so his mate can close it again.

[Stevie] Looks around as they exit-

[MA] -Looks around too once through-

-The terrain is relatively normal around them, just a bit of forest and then a river, but beyond the water is a sheer cliff face. it's perfectly flat as if the chunk was pushed up high from underneath.

[Stevie] Spawns his pick- Sooooo, climbing?

[Mix] -Her claw gloves pop onto her arms and she looks. Excited.-

[TLOT] If I had room in my inventory for anything we might find I'd say yes, but since there isn't; we'll go the quick way.

[Stevie] - Quick way?

[Steve] Wooow...

[TLOT] Steps back and vanishes in a huge puff of bedrock fog, it billows up and up and a massive black enderdragon with eyes like stars emerges from it. - I'll just carry everyone.

[Stevie] Puts his pick away- Okay then

[Mix] Awww. -Her gloves vanish back into her inventory-

[TLOT] I'm sure there will be things to claw Mix. Just... not me please. - He hunkers down and helps them all up-

[Mix] -Pats TLOT's back once she's settled- I'd never claw you, TLOT.

[Stevie] Scrambles up and settles down-

[TLOT] Thank you.

[Steve] Takes the head and reflectively apologizes for grabbing TLOT's tiny ears-

[TLOT] mutters- every time... - He makes a powerful downsweep and they fly rapidly into the clouds above-

-The wall is so high that the air gets a bit thin before they reach the top, the brine dragon is panting as he claws onto the cliff and scrabbles over the side onto flat ground. The jungle is so thick he ends up tearing down several trees before he's secure enough to shift back.

[TLOT] Steve...?

[Steve] Is sitting on his husbands back and scrambles up so he can breathe properly-

[Stevie] - A jungle?

[Mix] -Wobbles a bit but moves to look around their surroundings-

[TLOT] As if we weren't high enough up already we have jungle trees too? They must be nearly at the build limit.

[MA] -Entirely unbothered by the thin air! What a blessing-

-The air is fuggy and hot and the ground is near invisible under a thick cover of bushes and tall grasses.

[Steve] My chest feels tight.

[TLOT] Yeah, my heads a little swimmy, it's like I'm still flying.

[Stevie] - The air is thinner

[Mix] Feels like home... -Starts swatting the grasses and bushes away near them after reequipping her claws-

[MA] We are pretty high up, it's to be expected.

[Steve] Looks around - I wonder if anyone has ever been up here before?

[Stevie] - We'll find out if we find any structures

-The swatted foliage is giving up seeds that aren't exactly the normal wheat type-

[TLOT] Well any direction is fine. Mix, now you can claw everything.

[Mix] Yeahhh! -Swatting fiesta! She's just making a general zone for them to be in right now-

[MA] -Picks up a seed- Huh... Looks.. familiar.

[Steve] Can't resist and digs down a few blocks where he's standing- Hey! Fossils! I hardly ever see those. There's a lot of them too!

[Stevie] - Want help digging them up? I've got a little space in my inventory

[TLOT] I'm concerened by the complete lack of ocelots, pigs and parrots here.

[Steve] Sure! -can't keep a Steve from digging, can you?-

[Stevie] Starts helping- It is a bit quiet...

[MA] -Scoots past Mix's happy swiping to go a bit further into the brush. He's moving plantlife aside to look for tracks or signs of life-

-The dirt is a bit churned up and there's something very large and dark just visible under the brush. -

[MA] What's this? -Starts moving stuff away from the dark spot-

-It's a curved surface, shiny and black and taller then MA at the side.-

[MA] Guys! I found something..?

[Steve] Comes up with a skull that looks uneasily familiar, not unlike the one he's wearing actually- Oh dear...

[TLOT] Steve?

-The black dome rises up on a multitude of little feet and snaps a pair of pincers at MA!-

[Stevie] - Um....

[TLOT] You guys okay over there? Don't go too far!

[MA] FUCKING HELL-- -Angrily swings his staff at it while backpedaling to get away-

[Stevie] Jumps back up to the surface as well-

-It's a giant endermite and it charges at MA, the staff bounces off it's shell. -

[MA] DIE DIE DIE DIE--- -He's just beating his staff against it in a panic-

[Mix] That's one big bug! -Jumps at the thing claws first! Swipe swipe!-

-thunk thunk thunk thunk!-

[TLOT] Is headed their way - are you trying to mine something???

[Steve] I think they need help-

[MA] TLOT THERE'S A GIANT BEETLE BUG THING OH GOD PLEASE HELP-- -thwunk thwunk- I CAN HANDLE GIANT FUCKING LIZARDS, BUT GIANT BUGS???

[Stevie] Heads for the noise-

[Mix] -Dutifully swiping at the bug while MA keeps it's attention with yelling-

[TLOT] Theres a what? HOLY SHIT.

[Steve] Can we flip it over???

[Bug] Too tough in the shell to be getting hurt, they're mainly annoying it.

[Stevie] - Maybe if I can get some ice under it?

[TLOT] If you want to try?? - He pulls out his scythe- I can probably cut it, but that's a big bug.

[MA] -He's just yelling incoherently at the thing while the end of his staff starts to spark angrily-

[Stevie] Focuses and just ends up making the ground vey slick with ice-

[Steve] Falls straight over on his butt- OW!

[Bug] Sliding around snipping at everyone with it's pincers-

[Stevie] - Sorry!

[Mix] -Takes a shot at the Bug's face when it tries to snip her-

[TLOT] Is trying to get rid of the ice now-

[Bug] Gets jabbed in the eye but keeps coming-

[Stevie] - Have you guys faced these things before?

[TLOT] Just once! And we had help then too!

[Stevie] - How did you kill it?

[Ma] -Slams his charged staff into it when it slides back toward him, a small explosion of energy from the contact sends it skidding across the icey ground- AAAAAAAAAAA

[Bug] Goes sliding into a tree and there's a loud nose like a pumpkin hitting a wall. It's really pissed now-

[Steve] We can't use fire this time, we'll burn the whole forest!

[Stevie] - What about weak spots? Is their a place we can strike where we can break through the shell?

[TLOT] The little endermites are soft underneath...

[Stevie] - So, aim for the underside then, got it- He rushes forwards to attack

[bug] PINCHING INTENSIFIES-

[MA] IT'S UNDERSIDE IS SOFT? -Flips his staff around and full force rams it under the bug before WRENCHING, and Mix helps a bit to weigh it down to flip the evil big bug of pinchy doom-

[bug] Lots of snapping and leg wiggling but it can't flip over easily-

[Steve] Stabbing time! - He goes at it with his sword, dodging the jaws and making an unholy mess-

[Stevie] Joins his fellow Steve-

[Ma] -Angrily stabs the fuck out of it too. he's angery-

[Bug] Blerg.... ded. It pops out of existence, leaving a mess of green goop everywhere and a single item drop. It's a perfect pair of elytra.

[TLOT] Is still weirdly winded because of the altitude - Good job!

[Steve] Ha!

[Ma] -Fwumps beside the goop- I... hate... bugs.

[Stevie] - Yeah, not the worst stuff I've been covered in

[Steve] Yick. But hey, free elytra. I already have a pair. Someone should take them at least.

[Stevie] - I'm really not much for flying on my own

[Ma] -Reaches over and snatches them into his inventory-

[TLOT] Well that solves that.

[Steve] I say we look for some water. I feel like Endrea sneezed on me.

[Stevie] - Agreed

[TLOT] Do you want to keep leading Mix? You seem to be good at clearing a path.

[Mix] Sure! But if another one of those things shows up, someone else can murder it! -Swipe swipe away we go!-

-The bushes are thick but they part easily under Mix's claws, it isn't long before the jungle opens up onto a large lake. The shore is barely visible on the other side and there's a bit of light, like a lone lava spawn block on the far side-

[Stevie] - Well at least we can clean up...

[Steve] Creeps up to the waters edge - I can't see the bottom... that makes me suspicious.

[TLOT] Also approaches it warily and takes a drink- Well at least it's clean...

[MA] I fear no water, I'm covered in goop, move over -Strides right to it and just. plops his leg in-

[Stevie] - Okay then

-There are fish under the water, they're really big but ignoring the people entirely-

[Steve] Is watching them closely as he washes himself off- I see you...

[TLOT] I wish I'd brought a pole... Those are big fish.

[MA] -Just, scrubbing bug guts off as best he can-

[Mix] -Washes herself off before eyeing the fish in intense thought, and then glances at her claw gloves- ...

[Stevie] Pulls his shirt off to rinse it off, his chest and back are covered in scars-

[Steve] Gets distracted by Stevie - That's... quite a collection...

[Mix] Hey TLOT, want a fish? -She's homing in on one fish-

[TLOT] I wouldn't mind haveing a closer look at least-

[Mix] -Goes full force into the water with a huge splash-

[assorted fish] WTF?

[very large fish] can't get out of the way fast enough!

[Mix] -Pops back up with one certified wiggly fish in her hands!- Tada!

[TLOT] That fish... kinda has little fin legs?

[Stevie] - That's what happens when your brother doesn't quite kill you

[Steve] Oh Stevie... You mean he'd just hurt you and leave you someplace?

[Stevie] - Sometimes, it was usually me managing to drag myself away. If I had potions they wouldn't have scarred, same with if I had died. But, at least for me, scars carry over through respawns if they are allowed to form

[Steve] Sad frown - On our seed scars are caused when someone you love hurts you...

[Mix] It's a wiggly boy! We had a different kind at home...

[Stevie] - Then you're lucky

[TLOT] That's a really weird fish.

[Steve] No... not really... - he glances at TLOT- It just means that everytime you look at that person, you know they carry a reminder of the pain you caused them.

[Stevie] - Heh, guess so- He pulls his still damp shirt on over himself and the edges start to ice over

[Coelacanth] Out of the water and not happy! Lots o wiggling!

[Steve] looking at the ice- that seems a tad uncomfortable... Do you need a different shirt?

[TLOT] Is squinting at the water and his eyes widen. His voice is super quiet but it carries, and he's standing perfectly still. - Just put it in your inventory. It'll make too much noise, and get out of the water. Calmly.

[Mix] Hmm? -Starts to do so, still clutching the wiggly boy-

[Steve] Feels his husbands fear and moves to obey. He goes to pull Stevie and squeaks as the icy shirt touches his hand-

- there are a few ripples on the water, getting closer-

[MA] -Not in the water-

[Steve] manages to drag Stevie to shore and looks back.

- there's a glimpse of something like an up turned boat floating on the surface, and then it's gone again-

[TLOT] I don't like that... It reminds me of something... I only remember that it was bad...

[Stevie] - At least it's not Basil?

[Steve] is focused on his mate as the Herobrine latches onto a scrap of memory. [TLOT] This isn't right... There should be a castle... Just a small one... Like tower, covered in mossy cobbles....

- There's a sudden churn in the water and a bit of blood floats up like a slick from below-

[Stevie] - That's not good..

[TLOT] We'll have to walk around the water. I don't know what's out there, but it's obviously dangerous.

[Stevie] - What about over the water?

[Mix] -Puts the wiggly fish buddy into her inventory before shaking off the water she's soaked with-

[TLOT] Takes a bit of a wheezy breath- no... No more flying right now. Just stay away from the shore.

[Stevie] - But I could probably just freeze us a path?

[TLOT] And risk it not being wide enough? Or getting broken from underneath? I think not.

[Steve] I nudges Stevie, shaking his head no ever so slightly.

[MA] Better to be safe than sorry.

[TLOT] Is already walking, keeping one eye on the water-

[Stevie] Follows along, his sword slipping easily into his hand-

[Steve] Forges a little ahead- hey there's a little path here. It's pretty rough but the ground is partly clear-

[Mix] Good. As much as I love slicing the grass down, a premade path is great.

- the ground is tromped down but it doesn't look like a deliberate path, and the trees are broken high above it -

[Mix] -Looking up at the broken trees with MA as they get there-

[MA] -Slowly turns to study the trees before frowning.- Hm...

[TLOT] I still feel like we should keep the water in sight...

[Steve] someone really went to town with a shovel here. There's flattened dirt blocks everywhere...

[Stevie] - I'm not sure that was done by shovels...

[MA] -Pursed lips- … It leads TO the water.

[Stevie] - Like the trails left by wolves...

[Steve] I hear a rumbling, is that thunder?

-There's a bit of a rumble and the trees shiver slightly-

[TLOT] Looks around nervously-

[Steve] Hard to see much of anything under all these trees... - the noise is getting louder and there's a certain rhythm to it-

[TLOT] let's get on the opposite side of the trail at least, hide in the bushes. That's a really heavy thump...

- They can hear the sound of branches breaking too-

[Steve] Helps hurry the others into a more hidden spot.

[Stevie] - That is definitely not thunder...

- A speckled shape breaks into view, it's absolutely massive, with legs thicker then tree trunks and a neck arching up and up far into the foliage above. It's feet are shaking the ground with every step, and it's thick tail is bending trees like saplings as it makes its way towards the water.

[Steve] pure terror-

[TLOT] urgent whisper- Is it a dragon???

[Mix and MA] A hightop! -hushed but excited-

[MA] I had a feeling it was one, to break the trees all the way to the top? Very little could do that.

[Mix] I remember the hightop in Cape Claw!

[Stevie] -... I'd like to go home now

[TLOT] What the nether does something that big even eat????

[Mix] Leaves!

[MA] Lots, and lots of leaves.

[Stevie] - Yeah but that thing could trample us to death!

[Steve] Just... just leaves?

[Hightop] Makes it's way to the water and looks around cautiously before craning it's long, long neck down to drink.

[TLOT] It's... it's weirdly graceful. Like a big smooth dragon.

[Stevie] - It's also terrifying!

[Steve] I almost want to touch it.

[TLOT] I request that you don't do that.

[Hightop] Wanders down the shore a bit and there's the sound of munching very high up -

[Mix] If we find one that can talk, I can ask for you, Steve. They're not the brightest but they're usually friendly.

[Stevie] - They can talk?

[Mix] On my seed, yes.

[TLOT] I'm not holding out hope that that's the case here... mentally I'm not getting much.

[Mix] Well if we do find one, I'll ask for ya, Steve.

[Steve] Thank you.

[TLOT] We should keep moving. I shudder to think what comes out at night here.

[Stevie] - Agreed, so what exactly are we looking for?

[TLOT] Well I really wanted was to check on the chunk flora and fauna to see if it was abnormal and that's a big fat yes. But we should at least walk until dark and see if there are any structures. If not, we can go back. Some of this just feels weirdly familiar to me.

[Stevie] - Then let's go

-As they skirt the shoreline, the ripples seem to follow them. Presumably the hightop is too big to be prey, but the small humans are not so lucky. The air is muggy and seems to get hotter as they travel, TLOT's breathing is slightly labored and he's struggling to conceal it.

[Stevie] Is nervous and leaving a small trail of ice behind him-

[Mix] -Is listening carefully to things in the forest as they go. As far as dinosaurs are considered, she's got little fear-

[Steve] Is clearing brush with a shovel and hits something hard - Hey I found a moss cobble. - he starts swatting at a thick clump of bramble blocks-

[TLOT] Feels around mentally - I... I don't feel so good...

[Stevie] - Do we need to throw up a quick shelter?

[TLOT] It's the ground... this area feels... I'm not even sure... I feel like I ate mushrooms.

[Steve] You sit, I'll search. Stevie? Please help me.

[MA] -Helps clear the ground so they can see more cobble.-

[Mix] Take a breather, TLOT. Don't need you passing out.

[Stevie] - Yeah, can do- He starts helping to clear

-The clearing reveals a bit more wall, and floor, there was something here, but the walls have all fallen. Or with Hightops around, perhaps been kicked over.

[Steve] Is searching for any sign of a basement with no luck so far.

[MA] -Continues swatting along until he finds the edges of the now decrepit building-

[Stevie] - Should we dig down?

[Steve] If you want? But it seems solid enough...

[Stevie] - Well then what do you suggest?

[Steve] Clear out around the walls, look for nooks.

[TLOT] Coughs a bit-

[Stevie] - Got it

[Mix] -Staying by TLOT to keep him company-

[MA] -As he's swatting along he gets his staff caught in a nook in the wall.- Hmm? What's this? -He bends down to check and finds a trunk in the nook.- I.. found a trunk.

[Steve] rushes over- open it!

[Stevie] Keeps an eye on their surroundings-

[MA] -Pops the trunk open with his staff, since it's there anyway.-

-Inside is a tablet, a lot of very old fossil bones, and something white. It has no glow, or definition. It just looks like a mistake. A small featureless white cube.

[MA] -Pulls all the things out- H...uh.

[TLOT] Looks at the cube and staggers back before vomiting.

[Steve] Races to help him-

[Stevie] - TLOT!?

[Mix] Woah!-- Cover that up MA!

[MA] -Just cram the cube into your inventory, just do it. What could go wrong.-

[TLOT] Seems to calm down as it's out of his sight. But he still looks very ill.

[Mix] Is that better now TLOT?

[TLOT] Gasps- We need to leave...

[MA] I'll just.. put all of this in my inventory if we've gotta go now! -Starts doing that!-

[Stevie] - So how do we get down?

[Steve] I don't know, but we need to get him away from here!

[TLOT] Looks rather dazed.

[Stevie] Looks around- I don't think we're terribly far from the edge of the chunk...

[Mix] Less talking, more walking! -Helps TLOT to start stepping away from the old build-

[TLOT] Just allows himself to be half-dragged as Steve runs along behind-

[Stevie] Runs ahead until he reaches the edge of the cliff, looking around- I'm guessing TLOT turning into a dragon again is out of the question...

[Steve] I've got some junk blocks, we could lay stairs?

[Stevie] - I don't think any of us have enough for that...- There's a bit of ice creeping over the edge of the block

-There's some animal-sounding noises from inside the jungle, and the sky is quickly growing rosy as the sun heads for the horizion-

[Stevie] Jumps a bit in surprise and accidentally takes a step back off of the edge, his powers surging and creating a slick block under him- WHOA!

[Steve] Reaches out to help him - Stevie!

[Stevie] Is grabbed and looks down- I think I might have an idea? But I don't know how well I can pull it off

[Steve] I'm game, what are you thinking?

[Stevie] - Sliding down?

[MA] I'll help if I can.

[Steve] That could work. I think you better do it fast though...

[Stevie] Takes a breath and focuses, the ice spreading from the initial block and traveling downwards, hugging the sides of the chunk- Should we go as it's being made?

[MA] Probably, incase they start breaking.

[Stevie] - Guess I go first...- He sits down and pushes off, picking up speed as he travels down

[Steve] Basically grabs his husband against his back and TLOT clings to him a bit desperately. He waits for the others to hit the slide and goes down after them-

[Stevie] Yelps as their speed increases, not used to dealing with these sorts of physics he almost launches them off the side a few times as they speed for the bottom. He maintains his focus and manages to keep creating the massive ice slide-

[Mix] Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Steve] Does some recreational screaming-

[Stevie] After several minutes slides ass first into the dirt, having the wind knocked out of him in the process as they reach the ground-

[MA] -Vague disgruntled noises as he slides with them-

[Steve] tumbles onto the grass as well, TLOT loses his grip on Steve and rolls a bit farther-

[TLOT] Is already breathing better and his color is returning as he lays against the normal green grass.

[Steve] Realizes the mobs are starting to emerge and draws his sword-

[Stevie] Catches his breath as he makes himself stand and summons his sword-

[Mix] -Hops daintily off the ice slide and goes straight for the nearest mob, claws first!- Weee!

[Stevie] Slices through several mobs with a far too practiced ease-

[TLOT] Is coming around and lifts himself up on his hands, he's shaking his head in confusion-

[Steve] Actually apologizes as he cuts down a zombie-

[Stevie] - TLOT! You doing better now?

[TLOT] Why am I all wet???

[Stevie] - I kinda made an ice slide?

[TLOT] A what?

[Steve] We need a portal please!

[Stevie] - Explanation later!

[TLOT] I'm on it- He starts conjuring, it's obviously taking some effort, but the hole does open-

[Steve] Backing towards it- Abandon seed!

[Stevie] Runs through-

[MA] -Stops Mix from slicing some poor zombie in half to pull her through the portal-

-The offensive pod above stirs as the group comes back through and watches them carefully as they pass-

[TLOT] I can't tell you the last time I felt that sick...

[Stevie] - Can we not go back there again?

[TLOT] I'm good with that. I did what was expected of me. I'll tell my followers they're not permitted to go there either.

[MA] Hey tlot

[TLOT] Very tired sounding- yes?

[MA] do you want the tablet i grabbed with the rest or?

[TLOT] Just stick it someplace please... we'll have a look at it at least.

[Steve] There's a little wall around the bed..

[Stevie] - I'm going to head back up if nobody minds

[MA] - looks for a clear spot to place the tablet before doing so -

-The image is of two figures. One is clearly a NOTCH, the other has the face of a wolf, or perhaps a wolf mask? Both are extending one hand towards each other to grasp a small object between them. It looks like a tiny golden sun. Their opposing hands are behind their backs and each is concealing a knife. -

[TLOT] ...

[Stevie] - What are they doing?

[Steve] Something that happened a long time ago I hope.

[TLOT] Plotting a betrayal, judging by the knives.

[Stevie] - Well at least your NOTCH is gone

[Mix] Yeah, at least you have that much, TLOT.

[TLOT] Just... leave it there. I need to think about this... my head is killing me...

[Stevie] - We could go to the bar? It's not too far

[Doc] Is heading over to visit Lie with Yaunfen and Waffles. [Both the cat and the food.]

-There's fwooshing noises coming from the back steps by the workroom and infectious laughter-

[Yaunfen] That's a weird noise....

[Doc] Weirdly familiar.

[CP] Around back briefly setting himself on fire over and over again to entertain his daughter who is in Lie's lap-

[Doc] Oh my goodness!

[Yaunfen] Erupts in giggles-

[CP] Freezes as he realizes they've been spotted- The fuck are you doing here?

[Lie] - Hey Doc

[Yaunfen] We brought you food. -flourishes a half trunk-

[Doc] Just came over to visit and Yaunfen had the idea to bring you breakfast.

[Lie] - Well thank you Yaunfen, that was very thoughtful of you

[CP] Takes Aether from Lie-

[Yaunfen] Hands her the trunk once her hands are free and there's a whiff of bacon and syrupy smells from it. -

[Doc] Is just smiling at Cp-

[Aether] Makes baby nonsense and puts her sleeve in her mouth-

[CP] - Stop that, Lie? Do you have her pacifier?

[Lie] - No, I think it's in the bedroom...

[Yaunfen] I'll get it! - rushes into the house-

[Doc] Smiles after then as well, hir feelings are plain. Xe's proud of hir child and very happy with Cp right now too.

[Waffles] Snuffles around Lie's feet a little and does a whisker tickle on her hands-

[Lie] - Hey Waffles, you behaving?

[Waffles] Mow?

[Doc] Chuckles - they're just hoping for a handout. Cats are cats, even big cakey ones. Yaunfen is having better luck getting them to behave then Fru at least.

[Lie] - Well, Fru is a Trex…

[Aether] Is making her newly learned "concentrating" face

[Doc]Uh-oh Cp... that looks like an 'I'm about to be stinky' face. Fart or otherwise.

[CP] - No it's not

[Aether] Combusts-

[Doc] Okay, firey, not stinky. She was certainly doing something deliberate though. And yeah... Fru is going to be an issue. I have a feeling I may be stuck with fighting them to submission after their last growth spurt happens. Scarab or no...

[Yaunfen] Comes back with the soft giraffe. - Will this work?

[Doc] Gives it a suspicious look-

[Lie] - Yeah, Sophie will work just fine- She takes the toy and hands it to her daughter who starts chewing on it- So any new news from your end of the seed Doc?

[Doc] TLOT apparently had a very worrying experience. His Testificates found several chunks of pushed up plateau that's full of oversized monsters.

[Lie] - Oh dear, is everyone okay?

[Doc] Shaken up, and Stevie apparently learned a new way to use his glitch.

[CP] - What did he do?

[Yaunfen] He made a big slide out of ice and they zoomed down! - Is gesturing with their hands like Steve did when telling them about it.

[Lie] - Oh wow! That's impressive!

[CP] Groans-

[Aether] Flickers out-

[Doc] It saved their butts. They found something bad, but I haven't had a chance to examine it myself. MA has it last I heard.

[Yaunfen] The baby went out.

[CP] - Yeah she can't really hold her flames for long yet

[Lie] - Well hopefully we figure out what they found soon. Do you know what it was that they found?

[Yaunfen] Aww it's okay Aether. You'll be able to blaze it just like daddy someday.

[Doc] Some kind of tiny white cube that made TLOT so weak and sick that he threw up.

[Lie] - Could it be something his NOTCH had made?

[Aether] Babbles-

[Doc] Maybe. I'll get my hands on it eventually. Though there's the chance that it makes brines sick in general, not just him.

[Yaunfen] Babbles back and makes some funny faces for Aether.

[Lie] - Guess we'll find out eventually

[CP] Watches as Aether's face screws up- There's the poopy face

[Doc] Someones burning through the diapers huh?

[CP] - Yeah yeah- He stands up and takes Aether inside to change her

[Yaunfen] Someone's being a good daddy.

[Doc] Scoots over to Lie - and you didn't even have to ask. - They give her a small hug- How's motherhood suiting you?

[Lie] - Other than the baby finding the worst ways to shut down sex? Good

[Doc] Yeah.... that part is rough...

[Yaunfen] Did I do that?

[Doc] Sometimes, but it was okay. You wanted to sleep in the bed with me and Deerheart. And we understood that was where you needed to be.

[Lie] - I just, really need some, but if Aether is with somebody else for too long then she gets really fussy because she gets cold and I'm pretty sure other than daddy, well TLOT's probably the only one hot enough

[Doc] Well... I know it annoys Cp, but I could always use my touch on you...?

[Lie] - No, I want my husband

[Yaunfen] Isn't Gk hot enough?

[Doc] Waves hir hands in a placating manner- Just offering!

[Lie] - Maybe...

[CP] Comes back out with Aether- All clean now

[Doc] Good job.

[Yaunfen] Can I hold her? Or will she flame on me?

[Lie] - She's still pretty young Yaunfen...

[Yaunfen] Oh... okay. Can she have candy yet?

[Doc] I think that's a no too...

[Lie] - No Yaunfen. It will be a long time before she can have that

[Yaunfen] Oh well...

[Doc] Human babies don't mature like dragons kiddo. They don't pop out ready to run.

[CP] - They grow up a bit more slowly

[Yaunfen] petting Waffles-

[Doc] It's okay, you'll have plenty of chances to play with her later. I think once she gets on her feet she'll be a real handful. How's Cn handling it?

[Lie] - Alright, but he's spending more time with Firebird since our visit to the other server

[Doc] Firebird is a decent teacher, so that's probably for the best.

[Blake] Comes out of the house and bristles at the sight of the big cat so near to the baby-

[Lie] - So what are your plans for the day Doc?

[CP] Bounces Aether a little to keep her happy-

[Doc] There's a small update I need to do on the server. It's going to suck because it's a physics bug fix and I'm afriad it's going to mess up some of the builds.

[Lie] - Do you want me to text Dofta and see if she can get you a clean copy?

[Doc] I was considering it.

[Blake] Growls at Waffles-

[Waffles] Very bored and droll cat look-

[Lie] - Here, I'll send her a text- She pulls out her phone and fires off a quick message

[Dofta] Texting back- It's really late.... do you need it now?

[Lie] Looks at Doc- Do you need it now? She says it's late there

[Doc] I guess I can find something else to do for a bit...

[Lie] Texts back- It can wait till morning

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Roleplay Server Log #282

“Celine Vs Pinwheel, Pinwheel Sitting, Server Jam Session”

[Deer] Is watching Pinwheel play in the grass outside-

[Pinwheel] Reaches out to scratch at a tree

[Celine] Goes scampering across the yard-

[Pinwheel] Spots Celine and hisses-

[Celine] Backs off a little- Why you hiss?

[Pinwheel] - Go away

[Celine] Sticks out her tongue- You're mean!

[Deer] - Now now you two, there's no need to fight...

[Pinwheel] Her tail is flicking in agitation-

[Celine] Runs awkwardly over to Deerheart- Fluffy neck is being mean!

[Deer] - It's okay, Pinwheel just doesn't have very good social skills

[Celine] Sad face- Like Master...

[Deer] - Where is he anyways?

[Celine] -shrugs-

[Deer] - I see, so you're doing some solo adventuring?

[Celine] Wanted to fly a little. Got tired.

[Deer] - Ah, and how is flying going?

[Pinwheel] Is listening-

[Celine] I fly really good! You watch! -She scrambles up Deerheart like a cat, her claws are a bit poky-

[Deer] Winces a little but holds still-

[Celine] Crawls up on Deerheart's antlers and jumps off, she spreads her wide wings and glides down, flapping a little and landing several blocks away.

[Deer] Claps- Good job!

[Pinwheel] Scoffs- I fly better

[Celine] Beams at Deerheart and then huffs at Pinwheel- Prove it.

[Pinwheel] Stands and climbs a nearby tree and jumps off a branch, she spirals around a bit, flapping to prolong her flight time before landing on a raised grass block-

[Celine] You glide too. It's the same.

[Pinwheel] - Do not! I flap! I fly longer!

[Celine] I can fly longer! I can glide for long times! Not all heavy like you!

[Pinwheel] - I is not heavy! My bones hollow! You big and bulky!

[Deer] - Okay you two... I think that's enough...

[Celine] Am not! - Sticks her tongue out at Pinwheel again. - Fluff head!

[Pinwheel] Is getting angrier and is ready to lunge into an attack-

[Deer] Calls out into chat to see if she could possibly get some help-

[Mb] in chat- Do you have Celine? Where are you?!

[Deer] - By the castle and yes!

[Mb] Teleports nearby with a growl -

[Celine] Is flapping her wings a little to look bigger and Mb darts between her and Pinwheel, ready for a fight-

[Pinwheel] Lunges out lightning fast, aiming to kill-

[Mb] Gets bit and swears loudly, his hearts dropping quickly-

[Celine] MASTER! - She jumps onto him protectively and belches a cloud of nasty green gas at Pinwheel

[Deer] Quickly pulls the anti venom fruit out of her inventory- Eat this! Now!- Is already trying to get it into his mouth

[Pinwheel] Pulls back, still angry and starts using her wings to try nd push the cloud back towards Celine-

[Mb] Is confused but chews the fruit anyway, gasping around it

[Celine] Stands and flaps her larger wings to send the cloud straight at Pinwheel.

[Pinwheel] Moves in the blink of an eye to avoid the cloud, hissing loudly at Celine- You bad! And liar!

[Celine] You hurt Master! You evil! - She's crying a little-

[Mb] Is just wheezing on the ground. The bite is healing but it's still swollen and angry looking-

[Deer] - Hang on, I think I have some cooling paste...

[Pinwheel] - Am not!

[Celine] Just makes a tiny roar at Pinwheel and snuggles against Mb, lashing her tail club in a warning way.

[Deer] - Pinwheel? Please... Calm down...- She puts a bit of cooling paste around the bite wound on MB

[Mb] Hisses as the stuff touches him. One hand is around Celine as she makes little gasping noises.

[Deer] - How do you feel? I've seen just how deadly Pinwheel's bites are, and that's when she was smaller...

[Mb] Like my veins are full of lava, and not in a good way...

[Celine] Weeeeehhhhh!

[Deer] - Do you want me to get you some food?

[Pinwheel] Is climbing a tree now-

[Mb] How about you get a muzzle for that dragon?

[Deer] - That would be outright cruel and probably make Splender very angry... And from what I've heard we don't want to see Splender angry

[Mb] Everybody else seems to think I need some kinda fucking anger manegment therapy, how come she gets a free pass?

[Deer] - She's still a baby and learning, and she's been getting better, used to be that she'd try and bite people non stop...- Deer finds a steak in her inventory and offers it to MB

[Mb] Scowls at the meat- Don't cry Celine... I'm okay-

[Celine] NO! YOU EAT! GET BETTER! - She takes the meat and stuffs it in his mouth

[Mb] MFFPH!

[Deer] Has to fight down a laugh-

[Pinwheel] - Is the liar gone?

[Celine] You stay away! Evil fluff!

[Pinwheel] - Bulky no fly right!

[Celine] Makes another little roar-

[Mb] Rolls his head sideways- Piss off you loud little bastard.

[Pinwheel] Angry noises-

[Deer] - I'm sorry MB, Splender has been watching Sally so I've been baby sitting

[Mb] Whatever. Celine flew a bit too far out of my sight or I wouldn't be anywhere near that little monster in the first place.

[Pinwheel] - I want Cri!

[Deer] - I'm sorry Pinwheel, but he is taking a nap, remember?

[Mb] Who the fuck is Cri?

[Deer] - Crim, a Nether dragon who was advanced enough that we brought him over here from the other seed. He and Pinwheel actually get along very well

[Mb] Oh. The little red fucker? Yeah I saw him. Him and pissy floof over here are friends?

[Deer] - Yes, Pinwheel loves spending time with him

[Mb] Lovely. They can make the most lethal baby dragons in all the multiverse together. - Groans in annoyance-

[Deer] - Well Crim is also poisonous...

[Mb] Yeah, so I heard. He bit that fuckhead Dn, remember?

[Deer] - Oh that's right

[Mb] When's Cp supposed to come back? I'm bored.

[Celine] Exhausted herself and is nodding off on his chest-

[Deer] - I have no idea, if Lie were around she could probably tempt him back

[Mb] Dammit. It's no fun fighting with that Buff nitwit. He never gets angry and it's like punching bedrock.

[Deer] - He is pretty optimistic...

-The distantest soft music-

[Mb] What the fuck?

[Deer] Perks a little at the noise-

[Mb] Zeros in on Deerheart - Maybe I should fight you. A server dragon should be pretty tough.

-And add Drums. Actually pretty loud. Holy hell.-

[Deer] - You do remember I'm the one who completely destroyed DN, right? And that was with almost no effort...

[Mb] Yeah and I heard you almost got wrecked yourself because of it. I didn't say delete me, I said you should fight me. Get the biscuits out of your ears woman.

[Deer] - I'm not going to fight you

[Mb] Why not? You can't be getting too much exercise with your glitched out sweetie off the server.

[Pinwheel] - What is bang bang?

[Deer] Is getting miffed-

[Mb] Yeah... what the fuck is all the noise about? Usually that Alexsezia chick plays in her basement at least.

-Go fucking find out, before someone goes deaf from that terrible mockery of drumming. It's so bad.-

[TLOT] Comes outside- Who is making that racket?!

[Pinwheel] - Bad loud noise!

[TLOT] Goes to look -

[Steve] Hi Deerheart. Hi.. oh! Uh... Hi Mb....

-Drumming stops, followed by muffled laughter-

[Mb] Piss off.

[Pinwheel] More angry noises-

[TLOT] Looking for the source of the noise-

-It's Liz, in hir humanoid form, one hand still on the drum that shi pilfered from Mix. Shi's sitting across from Stev, who has some, metal thing in his lap. He seems just as amused.-

[Liz] -Sheepish look at TLOT as he finds them-

[TLOT] What on the seed are you guys doing?

[Stev] I was playing, and Shi..... Well.... Trying hir best?

[Liz] Mom makes it look easy!

[TLOT] I see.... perhaps this is something that could be done... farther away?

[Liz] But... but....

[Steve] Comes running up with his digeridoo- Wait! Can I play too?!

{TLOT] Groans-

[Stev] Or shi could do it quieter. Shi's got the pattern- I.... Uh... Sure?

[Stev] I'm.. Not sure what that is, though.

[Steve] Plunks down on a dirt block- It does this! - He blows into the tube and it makes a low thrumming noise that varies as he modulates his breath - WWWWAAAAAAWWWUUUMMWMMUMUM

[TLOT] Is making a 'just kill me' face.

[Stev] Oh gee. -He taps out a tune on the metal in his lap, bobbing his head a bit.-

[Liz] -Listens a bit to both before drumming a bit excitedly, but somewhat to the tune-

[Deer] - You could help me round up a very overstimulated and angry dragon instead?

[TLOT] Gladly. I think my ears can't take this-

[Deer] Is keeping an eye on Pinwheel-

[Steve] Happy wwummumumummuing

[TLOT] Come on Pinwheel lets go somewhere... quieter

[Liz] -Laughter as shi drums-

[Stev] -Amused smile as he tapa tap taps-

[Pinwheel] Angry tail lashes- No

[TLOT] Do you want to stay out here?

[Steve] Pauses long enough to say - I wonder if any of the other Steve's can play? Does Mix play?

[Pinwheel] Hisses and shows off fangs- I bite

[Deer] - She bit MB...

[Liz] Mom plays her drum!

[Stev] ... Which you stole.

[Liz] ..... Noooo?

[TLOT] She's bit Mb before hasn't she?

[Liz] I borrowed it... without asking.

[Stev] ... Stole.

[Steve] That's not nice.

[Deer] - I don't think so

[Liz] -Huffs a bit-

[TLOT] I'm actually suprised at that... and I know you bite Pinwheel.

[Steve] No huffing Liz. You should ask your mom for your own drum.

[Pinwheel] - Bulky fly was lying!

[MA] -Comes trotting up, NK trailing behind. Nk's actually got a bigger drum than Liz does, but it's clear that the design for Mix's came from his.- What's happening? Can I join? I brought company!

[NK] -Beelines straight for Stev and bumps up against him before sitting and tucking the drum between his legs-

[Liz] But... Don' wanna.

[Steve] Don't be a bad dragon Liz. You know some of the Herobrines can copy things. You have to ask. Stealing is bad.

[TLOT] Bulky fly? Were you fighting with Gk?

[Stev] Sure! -softer, to NK- Hey babe.

[Liz] It's not stealin'! I was gonna give it back!

[NK] -Smiles a bit and rests head against Stev's shoulder-

[MA] Great! -Plunks down cross legged and brings his flute out-

[Pinwheel] - No! That one!- Motions towards Celine

[TLOT] I wouldn't call her bulky... she's pretty thin really.

[Steve] Gives Liz a 'look'.

[Pinwheel] - She liar!

[Deer] - Pinwheel, please come down...

[TLOT] Do I have to get the gauntlets out to get you down?

[Pinwheel] - No! I bite more!

[Steve] I'll play with you Liz, but you have to apologize to your mom when you get home.

[Liz] Fffine.

[Stev] -Starts tapping out a tune and NK drums to it calmly-

[Steve] Good. - Goes back to his mostly musical droning with gusto-

[TLOT] You bite me and you'll be sorry. You come down here young lady.

[Pinwheel] - No!- Adds a little hiss

[TLOT] Takes out the gold gloves and puts them on -

[Pinwheel] Backs away towards the trunk of the tree-

[Alexsezia] Comes running up with a Shulker shell trunk- Can I play too?

[Stev] Sure! More the merrier!

[MA] -Started to play his flute too.-

[TLOT] Tps into the top of the tree and reaches down to grab her from behind-

[Alexsezia] Yes! - She starts dragging out noteblocks and tuning them with practiced ease-

[Pinwheel] Bolts over to the next tree, leaping across the small gap-

[TLOT] Hop tps after her, trying to grab her-

[Pinwheel] Keeps dodging, showing off her speed a bit-

[Alexsezia] Raises her hands high and then begins pounding out a fierce staccato beat-

[TLOT] Is just as fast and beginnng to anticipate her moves.

[Pinwheel] After a few more dodges is caught and struggles as hard as she can, whipping her sharp tail about-

[TLOT] Is holding her at arms length and very glad he has armor on as her tail thunks against his gold pants-

[Pinwheel] Extends her neck and twists it ab out, trying to bite TLOT-

[Deer] - Oh Pinwheel...

[TLOT] Stop that!

[Pinwheel] - No!

[TLOT] Tps to the ground- Can I get a hand here?!

[Deer] - I have no protection, but what can I do?

[TLOT] I have no idea!

[Pinwheel] - No! No! No!

[Deer] Carefully gets closer-

[TLOT] FUCK. - The little dragons tail finds an unprotected spot and leaves a small gash on his side. There's a sudden strong smell of coffee.

[Deer] - I think I'll just open the door for you...

[TLOT] Rushes inside and plunks Pinwheel down by the fireplace before quickly backing off- Ow....

[Deer] Shuts the door quickly- Do you need anything?

[TLOT] Pulls up his shirt- Nah... it just stings a bit. Got any lava handy?

[Deer] - No, but the furnace room is right down there, do you want me to get you some?

[TLOT] Please. - He turns to Pinwheel- Are we done with the temper tantrum?

[Pinwheel] Angry tail swishing-

[TLOT] I'll take that as a no. Why do you have to be so difficult?

[Pinwheel] - They started it!

[TLOT] Sighs- His gloved hand is covered in blood and his shirt is stained. - And what did I do to deserve this?

[Pinwheel] - Was mad

[TLOT] At me?

[Pinwheel] - No, me mad

[TLOT] And how do you feel now? Are you sorry you hurt me?

[Pinwheel] Grumbles- Still mad

[TLOT] Sends her some soothing thoughts- What would make you not mad?

[Pinwheel] - Don't know

[Deer] Comes back with a bit of lava in a pail- Here you go TLOT

[TLOT] Thank you - He sits on the edge of the tub and rubs a handful of the glowing slush on his wound, making it close-

[Pinwheel] Angry tail swipes have slowed a little-

[TLOT] Deerheart? Can you put yourself in creative?

[Deer] - Um... I don't know. I know I'm in creative when I'm a dragon

[TLOT] does that mean if you babysat Pinwheel as a dragon that her bite wouldn't hurt you?

[Deer] - Somehow I suspect it would still hurt, but not kill me

[TLOT] Then wouldn't that be safer overall? You guys could go make sandcastles or something.

[Deer] - True

[Pinwheel] Gives a little yawn-

[TLOT] Uh-oh. I hear tired dragon. It is nice and warm in here next to the fire, isn't it? I wonder how it is where Doc and Lie are.

[Deer] - Doc said Lie is very whiny about the cold. I'm a bit more concerned about CP

[TLOT] Chukles- Yeah, I don't like the cold either. Why? Just because Lie is out?

[Deer] - He was starting an energy surge, right?

[9/11/2017 3:15:34

AM] Dr. Franken Stein: [TLOT] He went out while verging on THAT?

[Deer] - Yeeeeesssssss?

[TLOT] Where did he go?

[Deer] - I have no idea... We need to go see Notch, don't we?

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fearofaherobrine · 8 years ago

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Roleplay Server Log #249

“Little Dragons vs. Mobs, Harvestman”

-After a few days CP's better and going over plans down in his private chamber late at night. Lie can hear him rustling papers and is in debate herself. As the moon reaches it's highest apex she makes a decision. Hastily she writes a note and places it on the pillows of the bed before heading for Endrea's room. She cautiously pokes her head into the dragon's bedroom-

[Lie] - Endrea?

[Endrea] Lifts herself having not been asleep but curled around her children- Yes?

[Lie] - I need your help

[Endrea] - What is it?

[Lie] - I need to get to the other server

[Endrea] - Are you sure that's safe?

[Lie] - It's safer than if CP were to go

[Endrea] - Very well, give me a few minutes to get my children situated and on their way towards GG's

[Lie] - I'll meet you outside

[Endrea] Nods in understanding and once Lie is gone she wakes her three children- Come now, it's time to get u

[Ashe] Very sleepily- Mama? What's wrong?

[willow] I want to go see gg

[oak] yes me too

[Endrea] - That's exactly where you three are going, but it's very dark outside so you'll have to move fast, okay?

[Ashe] - Mama, I don't understand...

[Endrea[] - It's okay Ashe, just do as I say

[willow] -runs around the room in dragon form- I will go very fast

[oak] -is trying to keep up will willow-

[Endrea] - Ashe, keep your siblings safe

[Ashe] - I will Mama. Willow, Oak, come on, stay close to me

[willow] -runs around ashe-

[oak] -stop next to ashe- I will stay close to big brother

[Endrea] - Go out the front of the house, now hurry

[Ashe] - Yes Mama!- He leads his siblings downstairs and out the front of the house and into the yard. He scans the path from their home to GK's while still in the safety of the well lit area. There are a few mobs, but he thinks they can get around them- Let's go- He begins trotting along, making sure not to go to fast for his siblings

[willow] -is keeping up-

[oak] -is having a little trouble but is keeping up-

[Ashe] Hisses at a spider which moves closer-

[willow] rawr go away spider

-The spider lunges at Willow-

[Ashe] Jumps over his sibling and bites the spider-

-The spider ends up with a leg torn off but Ashe is also bitten-

[oak] big bother are you ok?

[Ashe] - I... I think so... Just keep going! I'll take care of this spider!

[Mb] Lunges out of the dark and stabs the spider gleefully-

[Celine] Hisses at the dead spider from her perch across the back of his shoulders

[Mb] What the fuck are you doing out here?!

[Ashe] - Mama told us to go to Uncle GG's

[Mb] Alone!? What the fuck man...

[oak] big brother is strong

[Ashe] - Mama told us to hurry so we'd be safe...

[Celine] climbs down to sniff at Ashe - squeaking urgently at his small wound.

[Ashe] Looks at it- It really stings...

[Mb] You got bit didn't you? Fucking nether... Can you walk?

[Ashe] Switches to his human form- Yeah, it's my arm

[Mb] Ah fuck it, I was going that way anyway... Come on kids, we're going to the bar.

[Ashe] - Come on Willow, come on Oak!

[Celine] Tugs at Ashe's pant leg to hurry him

[willow and oak] -follow closely-

[Mb] - is brandishing a diamond sword- You little fuckers stay close to me

[Mb] Raises his blade to deflect an arrow and pauses on the bridge to punch a creeper straight off the side and into the creek below

[Ashe] - There's the bar!

[Celine] skitters awkwardly to the door and head-butts it open

[Ashe] Follows, holding it open for Willow and Oak- Uncle GG?

[Sam] Is a bit surprised as Celine clambers onto he bar and starts squeaking at Sam

-The bar is empty except for Sam-

[Mb] Grumbles- kid needs milk....

[Sam] fetches it and puts the full pail out for Ashe

[Ashe] - Thank you... Do you know where Uncle GG is?- Starts drinking the milk slowly, wincing a little at the liquid

[Mb] How the fuck should I know? Hey Sam, gimmie two steaks, both raw.

[Sam] eyeridge raise but does as he's asked.

[Ashe] - But mama told us to go to Uncle GG!

[Mb] And I care why?

[Sam] Fetches some dragonwort for the little ones and plates it nicely-

[Ashe] - Because Mama had to go somewhere and Uncle GG will watch us

[Mb] And? She just wants you inside right?

[Ashe] - And for somebody to be able to watch us. I can watch Willow and Oak for a little while, but not very long

[Mb] Starts tearing bits of steak for Celine - Why only for a little while?

[Ashe] - Because mama says they can be a handful

[Mb] Shrugs -

[Ashe] - Please?

[willow] -is trying to get into the chest the holds the axes from the target-

[Ashe] - Willow no!

[Mb] Incredulous - Please? Fucking really? - He doesn't indicate himself but Ashes eyes are drawn to his appearance. His shirt is torn in several places to reveal deep scars carved into his chest and fresher wounds from his dragons claws. His clothing is stained with both mob blood and some of his own.

[Ashe] Shrinks away a little- Fine, then I'll just go out and find him myself!

[willow] -stops and then tried to get into the kitchen to explore-

[Sam] Lays a hand on Ashe's shoulder and shakes his skull-

[Mb] Listen to old boney. Stay inside.

[Ashe] - But we have to get Uncle GG!

[Sam] Makes a poking motion like they're typing and then a questioning expression.

[willow] -get's over the fence gate and is looking and goes into the kitchen-

[Ashe] - Willow! Come back here!

[Sam] Panicked rush into the kitchen to get Willow out-

[Ashe] - I can't use chat very well...

[Mb] Snorts- You just gonna not use it then?

[Ashe] - I'm gonna find Uncle GG! Besides, Mama doesn't use it

[willow] -is looking at the kitchen-

-There are some vegetables sitting out and the air smells of fish cooking slowly in the furnace. -

[Mb] You're just gonna get in trouble again....

[Ashe] That makes Ashe pause, remembering his moms anger-

[willow] -tries to save the fish so it can be free and tries to reach into the furnace to get it-

[Sam] frantically tackles Willow before they can touch the fire but gets fish all over the floor-

[Mb] Mean laugh- And you can't just run off and leave your siblings here. Guess you're gonna have to learn a thing.

[Ashe] - But... I'm technically a mob...

[willow] save fish

[Sam] Shakes hir finger at Willow in frustration-

[Mb] Looks above Ashe's head and his eyes flicker slightly- You have a name though.

[Celine] Woofing down steak-

[Ashe] - So I could respawn and Mama wouldn't lose me

[Mb] Then you're not a mob, you're a player. At least when you look like that. - Indicates Ashe's childlike form

[Ashe] - Couldn't you find Uncle GG?

[Mb] Why should I? - Goes back to eating his steak-

[Ashe] - Because I don't know how...

[Mb] To find somebody? I don't know either kid. You just ask in chat or go out and look.

[Ashe] Thinks for a minute before taking a deep breath and screams at the top of his lungs, it sounds a little like a roar-

[Mb] Claps his hands to his ears and he swears in a string of particularly vile numerical combinations -

-There's a long pause and the sound of something large stumbling against the side of the bar-

[Ashe] - Uncle GG?

[Celine] Leaps off the bar and hides behind it-

[Gk] From outside - ASHE?!

[Ashe] - We're in here Uncle GG!

[Gk] Shuffles around for a moment changing and dashes through the door. He spots Mb and hauls off to punch him-

[Mb] Is still a bit stunned-

[Ashe] - Uncle GG, mama asked us to find you so you can watch us

[Gk] what? Did this fucker hurt you?!

[Ashe] Shakes his head- No, he brought us here when I got bit by a spider

[Mb] You hit me I knock your fucking block off old man-

[Gk] Growls-

[Ashe] Uncle GG, do you know where Mama was going?

[Gk] No? I was sleeping, you startled me awake and I knocked over a whole bookshelf on my head.

[Ashe] - Oh...

[Gk] Endrea went somewhere? Why are you out by yourselves in the middle of the night?!

[Ashe] - Mama told us to come to you, I think she and miss Lie were talking...

[Gk] Checks the chat to see if anyone left the server -

- Lilinthia has left the server -

[Gk] That's not good...

[Ashe] - What's not good Uncle GG?

[Gk] Lie left the server without Cp and presumably with Endrea in a hurry....

[Ashe] - But she's with Mama, that means she's safe, right?

[Gk] Considering what happened to Cp... I hope they're both safe...

[Ashe] - But maybe they're just looking for more eggs?

[Gk] Pats Ashe's head- yeah maybe.

[Mb] sneers- Let's just hope she didn't decide to fight in her mates place.

[Ashe] - Miss Lie doesn't like fighting!

[Ashe] Yawns- Uncle GG? Where are we going to sleep?

[Gk] Shut your face Mb.... Oh? Well... My house is pretty small. So... If you guys want to stay in your humanish shapes there are beds downstairs - points to the ladder at the end of the room- Or we can run next door real quick and have a dragon pile in the librairy.

[Mb] Awww how cute.

[Gk] SHUT YOUR FUCKING CAKE HOLE MB.

[Celine] Teeny hiss at Gk.

[Ashe] - Um... Isn't there lava downstairs?

[Gk] Just a little pool and its mostly fenced in

[Ashe] - Mmmm, but Willow and Oak like to climb fences...

[Gk] Fiiiiine we run for it. Change back we'll book it next door.

[Mb] Snickers

[Ashe] - Okay! Willow! Oak! Come on!

[oak and willow] -runs up next to ashe and are ready to go-

[Gk] heads out the door and shifts back, immediately pouncing on a spider and tossing it into the lava pool at the bottom of the hill

[Celine] Scuttles to the open doorway.

[Mb] where are you going?

[Gk] Shelters the little ones with his wings and hustles them along-

[Celine] Red!

[Mb] Huh? - Follows reluctantly

[Gk] Swishes his tail quickly and takes an arrow for Oak-SON OF A-

[Ashe] Echlocates a little-

[Lie] Feels a little nauseated after going through the cold of the void directly into the heat of the Nether. She is grateful when Endrea lands in a secluded area and she has a chance to catch her breath-

[Endrea] - Are you alright Mistress?

[Lie] - I'll be fine... You said Winston had gathered the others near here?

[Endrea] - The Nether mobs, yes

[Lie] - Then let's go- She strides purposefully forwards and Endrea soon points out a cleverly hidden entrance hidden in the netherrack. Walking through it opens into a massive cavern and Winston quickly approaches

[Winston] - Mistress! What are you doing here?

[Lie] - Checking in on all of you, how has it been?

[Winston] - Unnervingly calm, but I think I may have figured out why

[Lie] - What do you mean?

[Winston] - I believe the strike on Zacharia was to see if the Master had actually been deleted. The NOTCH knew that he would be unable to resist revealing himself if the mobs continued to die

[Lie] - So you believe it was a ploy to make certain CP was gone?

[Winston] - Yes, there's been no sign of the NOTCH for a few days now though

[Lie] - Thank goodness. If he believe CP is actually gone, then maybe he'll move on and we can strike at him elsewhere

[Winston] - Mistress... The other mobs could use some reassuring words...

[Lie] - Absolutely, lead the way. And then we'll go check on the mobs in the Overworld

[CP] Stretches and briefly concentrates to figure out what time it is. Sensing that it's almost morning he decides he's done enough work for the night. He quietly heads towards his bedroom, he opens the door, expecting to see his wife sleeping in the bed. He freezes in his tracks and stares at the empty bed- Lie?- His eyes scan the bed and spot the note. He picks it up and hurriedly reads it. A wave of fear travels out from him, spreading across the seed as he rushes out the door- No... Nononononono

[Doc] Feels the fear a little bit even before TLOT alerts hir, Xe's out the door in a flash and quickly reaches Lies house- Cp! Cp! What's wrong?!

[CP] - Lie's gone!

[Doc] Growls - why would she...? Oh... shit. - in chat- TLOT I need you!

[CP] - The fuck does that bastard have to do with anything!?

[Flux] Hears them yelling and steps outside- Is everything alright?

[TLOT] Tps to Doc and slides to the ground already getting a feel for the situation.

[Doc] Looks at Flux and the commuication is plain- Lie is gone. - Xe's already searching the server. - Endrea too....

[Flux] - I did feel an opening to the End earlier...

[CP] - That's how Endrea can travel between seeds...- His panic is growing

[Doc] to TLOT - Hold him.

[CP] - What!?

[TLOT] Makes a gesture and traps Cp under far more weight then normal. -

[CP] Grunts and pushes against it-

[Doc] You're staying here.

[CP] - Like fuck I am!

[Doc] Flux... will you come with me? I know it's dangerous, but I may need your magick.

[Flux] - Absolutely, but where are we going?

[Doc] Cp's server. I bet you a diamond that's where she went.

-There's a sound like tearing sheets from above them and a very unstable opening to the void which surrounds the End is forming-

-all eyes skyward-

[Endrea] Falls from the opening in her largest form. Even from the distance they are at they can see the multitude of wounds which she bleeds from as she hurtles towards the ground. The lands and crashes into the wall of the village-

[TLOT] Can't move because of holding Cp but he sends out a message, and the Testificates swarm Endrea to tend to her. Steve is also running that direction-

This message has been removed.

[Stevie] Comes out of his house and heads towards the commotion- What's going on?

[Doc] Types to Deerheart - I'm going into danger again. I'm sorry but it's not safe to send anyone else. I love you and Yaunfen so much. If I die there are bits of me hidden in the castle, but the biggest part is a heart in a box under your side of the bed. Keep it safe. - Xe scoops up Flux and leaps for the sky-

[TLOT] Trouble, lots of it....

[Stevie] - Shit... Doc! I know the seed better than you, do you want me to go with you?

[Deer] - Please don't make me open that box

[Doc] I'll do my best. - Xe opens a hole and shoots out of it-

- / player_DoctorF_and _player_Flux have left the server / -

[CP] - FUCKER LET ME GO!

[TLOT] No, you're supposed to be dead. Trust Doc for once in your life.

[CP] - IT'S MY MATE!

[TLOT] And our friend. You think I'm not upset too?!

[CP] - She's not safe... I have to protect her!

[Doc] Is speeding through the void and pops out into Cp's server in the sky for once.

[Flux] Sends out her senses- That way, to the south

[Doc] Got it. - There's a nasty churning noise from the dragon's guts-

[Flux] - What was that?

[Doc] I'm compiling some very unsavory codes, just for emergencies.

[Flux] Tenses a little- I can feel him

[Doc] Lands on an extreme hill and starts sniffing around -

[Flux] - We're close... I can feel all three of them

[Doc] Guide me-

[Flux] - Keep going south... The piece of CP is closest

[Doc] Goes scuttling through the trees, sniffing for any trace of Lie -

[Flux] - To your left

[Doc] Chuffs a whoosh of air at the sudden strong scent of brimstone and plucks the silver heart locket from the grass- Found the piece, but where is Lie?!

[Flux] - Moving this way, quickly

[Doc] Goes in that direction-

-There is noise ahead of them and a forest. There's the barest flash of white from Lie's hair as she runs through the tree's. The mobs converge behind her, trying to protect her but she is injured and not moving as quickly as she could be-

[Doc] Leaps toward her, intending to grab her-

[Lie] Looks up, an expression of relief crossing her face before it shifts to shock as a diamond blade pierces through her chest, her code immediately beginning to unravel and pull apart-

[Harvestman] Grins darkly as he pulls the sword out of her- Stevie told me about you, but at that point you were still human...

[Flux] Shifts into her mist form as soon as the blade pierced Lie-

[Doc] NO! YOU EVIL PRICK!

[Harvestman] - Oh look, more things to delete

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fearofaherobrine · 8 years ago

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Roleplay Server Log #243

"Raptor Trade, Obsidian Tools, Yaunfen Gets a New Body”

[TLOT] Over chat - We're ready when you are Mix. Just tp to me.

[Mix] Alright, a sec

[Mb] Is healed enough to just be relaxing in the water now.

[Celine] crawls up and lays on his head-

[Lie] - I'd love to go with you guys, but I don't think it would be smart to take CP there right now

[TLOT] I understand. Feel free to stay here though if you need to, rather then walk home.

[Lie] - What about the three we rescued, shouldn't you consider taking them home at the same time?

[TLOT] Not today. They're happy enough where they are for the moment, and we're going directly to the raptor village and straight back. I'm just keeping a promise I made.

[gem] -is hold eddy and Edward so they have zero chance of falling off her shoulders-

- /tp Mixminer to HerobrineTheLordofTears/ -

[Mix] Woah- *wobbles a bit, she looks frazzled and a bit tired

[Lie] - I see, well be safe, and hurry back. I suspect motherbrine doesn't like it when you guys are gone long, especially with DN around

[TLOT] Gives Lie an eyebrow - Sassy today aren't we?

[Steve] Mix? Are you okay?

[Mix] Yeah, just a bit tired. Rounding up lightfoots is a mess, and so is asserting dominance... *rub face a bit

[Lie] - Eh, comes with having to separate the cats throughout the night

[Steve] Oh! Been kicking some dino butt? You're amazing Mix.

[TLOT] Oh, is Hope fighting with Cp?

[Lie] - More like trying to smother him

[gem] geeze

[TLOT] Oh boy.

[Mix] Mostly, yeah.. Its nothing special, Steve..

[TLOT] Let's go if we're going. Where are the lightfoots?

[Mix] The ones who wanted to go wandered off earlier so I'm just... *shrug tiredly

[TLOT] Can you yell for them over the chat or something?

[Mix] - with a completely dead look- No.

[Steve] Then what would you suggest? Is there such a thing as raptor catnip?

[Mix] Takes s bit to make actual stuff, but they like Shiny objects, and i think one likes pie. *rubs face

[Mix] Can we just go? We can worry about foreign Dino transfer some other time?

[gem] I could make shinny planets if you would like mix

[TLOT] Okay. - Starts walking.

[Steve] Motions for them and hurries after him-

[gem] -flies low after them-

[Lie] - I'll at least follow you to my house

[Mix] - follows -

[Mb] Is walking after them - where are you fuckers going now?

[Celine] Sqk?

[Lie] - Well I'm going home

[Mb] I can see that. Duh. I meant everyone else!

[Lie] - TLOT's seed- She seems a bit distracted

[Mb] Oh, gonna go soak up some more adulation TLOT?

[TLOT] Shush.

[eddy] -makes a little Enderman sound-

[TLOT] Lie, actually I think Mb could be of some help...

[Mb] Fuck you, I'm not helping anyone!

[Lie] - Hm? How so?

[Mix] - small yawn-

[TLOT] You have livestock to kill...

[Mb] Interested noise-

[Lie] - Yeah... I just can't stand the noises they make, but CP will need the meat

[Mb] Grumbles-

[TLOT] Would you like to slaughter some animals?

[Mb] Maybe...

[Lie] - I only need a few, I still need a couple to breed them

[Mb] Cautiously- How many, and what kind?

[Lie] - I would like at least six pigs left, but I can work with four, and two cows left, and just a few chickens left, the coop is getting pretty crowded anyways

[Mb] Waffles for a minute and stalks up to Lie, giving her a close range stare.

[Lie] Squeaks a little-

[Mb] He unhooks Celine from his hair and puts the dragon on Lie's shoulder.

[Celine] She squeaks and her little claws prick the female brine a little as she wraps her wings around Lie's neck and sniffs at Cp-

[Mb] Growls as he draws his sword- Watch Celine. - Then stalks off.

[Lie] Shifts CP to one hand and pets Celine with the other-

[Celine] Leans over to give Cp a little lick.

[CP] Shifts in his sleep-

[TLOT] That went well. Come on Mix. You look so beat.

[Steve] Runs a little ahead to grab a torch and lead the way down to the cage.

[Mix] I could nap for days, really.

[gem] -lands and follows steve tlot and mix-

[TLOT] Goes to the console and makes a portal near the raptor village. The hot fug of the swampy air blows into the cool stone cage as the group steps inside and closes it behind them.

[Mix] - stretches and straightens up a bit-

[TLOT] Looks around for anyone and announces himself mentally- We've come in peace to speak to your leaders.

[Cosm'c] *cheery smile, adjusting eld'ri'ms crest in the distance

[Steve] I'm ready when you guys are. I got the cobble and buckets too.

[TLOT] Mix, we need a space to put down what we brought. Just ask them where is best.

[Celine] Is crawling all over Lie.

[Lie] - You are a little monkey, aren't you?

[Celine] Squeak? - Licks her face

[Lie] Laughs and scratches her chin-

[Celine] Wags her tail mace happily- puurp

[Lie] - I'd give you some meat, but CP's eaten most of it

[Celine] Sad eek.

[Lie] Finds a copy of Ashe's teething ring and offers it to her-

[Celine] Takes it curiously and snaps her beak on it. Finally putting one foot in the ring and pulling it with little sounds of annoyance.

[Lie] - Yup, it's a dragon proof toy

[Celine] Shakes the toy like a rat - Meep!

[Mb] Comes back covered in blood- What the fuck did you give her?

[Lie] - A teething ring for her to chew on and play with

[Mb] Hmph. She's probably hungry- He holds out a piece of meat and Celine snaps it up happily, swallowing it in large gulps like a seagull while shaking her skinny neck-

[Lie] - I would have offered her some, but CP's needing a lot of meat right now

[Mb] Snorts. - Well you have lots now. And leather and feathers too. Where do you want the meat?

[Lie] - Thank you, really, I mean it. You can put it in the chest above the furnace, it will automatically feed it into the furnace

[Mb] Sure... He walks past her, and bumps the butts pumpkin inside the door. Leaving a trail of blood as he goes.

[Lie] Sighs and decides to clean it up later, it's not the first time blood's been dragged through her house. She follows MB-

[Mb] Puts all but three pieces of beef into the trunk and stands there chewing on one of the remaining ones, watching the hopper and furnace arrangement do it's thing.

[Celine] Peep!

[Mb] Tears a hunk off and gives it to her-

[Lie] Pets CP a little-

[Mb] Where's your husband anyway?

[Lie] - Right here- Motions to the kitten in her arms

[Mb] What the fuck Lie? How badly did he piss you off?

[Lie] - He was... Deleted by his NOTCH... I had one pixel of his and so he's having to rebuild his body

[Mb] Growls - That's bullshit... Fucking dirty NOTCH bastard!

[Lie] - Something everyone here agrees on. It's why I need so much meat, he's eating everything he can to regain pixels

[Mb] What kinda weird ass... wait... this is the Doctor's doing isn't it? Some kinda contingency plan for hir favorite killing machine?

[Lie] - Yes, Doc gave him some of hir coding, the part which allows hir to do this should they ever be deleted

[Mb] That's interesting...

[Lie] - I'm just glad it worked

[Mb] Grumbles - Yeah... I'm getting bored kicking that chump NOTCH around. - points at Cp- Get your shit together so we can fight some more.

[CP] Continues sleeping-

[Mb] Humph.

[Celine] Flaps her little wings and Mb puts his arm out for her to flutter over and perch on it.

[Lie] - She's advancing fast

[Mb] Still kinda small.

[Lie] - She'll grow. Again thank you for gathering the meat for me, I need to go visit Tungsten, they have something of CP's

[Mb] Right. - Goes to leave.

[Lie] Calls out in chat- Hey Doc? Wanna go on an errand with me?

[Doc] I've got Yaunfen, is that okay?

[Lie] - Yeah, I'm just going over to Tungsten's

[Doc] Okay, I'll meet you by the east gate.

[Lie] Heads out with CP towards the east gate-

[Doc] Is just dashing along [in hir human shape] from the general direction of Splenders house with Yaunfen running alongside.

[Lie] Waves at them-

[Doc] Huffs up- What's going on Lie?

[Lie] - Tungsten still has one of CP's weapons, I wanted some company in retrieving it

[Yaunfen] - What's that! What's that!

[Doc] It's Cp. You remember he can be a cat sometimes, right?

[Yaunfen] Nods-

[Doc] He's not feeling well right now. Just taking it easy.

[Yaunfen] - Mada make him better?

[Doc] I laid the groundwork, yeah. But now he just needs to eat and rest.

[Yaunfen] - Okay

[Lie] Is already heading towards the forge-

[Tungsten] Is sitting outside looking a bit hot and sweaty.

[Drilby] Hi Lie!

[Lie] - Morning! I hope we're not interrupting?

[Tungsten] Oh no. I don't have much to do today. I'm mostly done.

[Drilby] Your tools are ready!

[Lie] - Good, that's what I came over to check on. I hope it wasn't to much trouble...

[Doc] Wait, tools? I thought there was just one?

[Tungsten] Looks smug. - There was.

[Lie] - You did some experimenting?

[Tungsten] Artfully snaps his figers and Drillby runs up with a grin and something wrapped in cloth-

[Drilby] Unwraps the cloth and shows Lie the two tools. The pickaxe has been restored to it's former glory and is laying side by side with a matching obsidian hoe with a leafy design on the spade.

[Lie] Can't stop the laugh which escapes her- Now there will be two obsidian hoes...

[Tungsten] His face falls a bit- Two? I thought... dammit.

[Lie] - It's okay! I can always use another one

[Doc] Has a rather covetous look - that's gorgeous...

[Lie] - Do you want it Doc?

[Doc] Sure! I mean... if you don't want it....

[Lie] - Go ahead, maybe I can convince CP when he's fully restored to give me the other one

[Doc] I hope so. You do almost as much gardening as I do. - takes the hoe gratefully

[Drilby] Gives the pickaxe a little swish and it makes the faintest whistle of air over it's sharp edge.

[Tungsten] Gets up to look at the kitten. - Is that him? I heard....

[Doc] Yes. For now.

[CP] Rolls over a little-

[Lie] - I'm actually carrying his obsidian armor right now, I had to wear it recently

[Doc] Might as well hang onto it. You never know when you might have to go talk to his mobs again.

[Lie] - Soon maybe, Steve offered to do CP's paperwork while he's like this

[CP] Stretches in his sleep-

[Doc] He's gonna be so pissed. But then, Steve does have experience and you've never done it, so...

[Tungsten] Too much to ask that he'd be grateful for not being dead huh?

[Doc] Oh, of course! This is Cp after all.

[Lie] - in a bit worried about what will happen as soon as he regains his full form...

[Doc] Why? Because you know he'll be annoyed with everyone?

[Lie] - It may be that the last thing he remembers is being in a fight

[Doc] Greeeaaat. Well presumably he won't attack you. Are you sure you don't want to bunk in my house? I have the most experience of any of us subduing him when he's raging.

[Lie] - It won't be for awhile, and I'm sure Notch would like to keep an eye on him too

[Lie] - Besides, I usually have to calm him down daily

[Doc] I'm sorry Lie. I wish you didn't need to be his full time pressure valve. Sometimes I think you should lose your temper just to show him what it's like. It's not fair.

[Lie] - He has seen me lose my temper a bit, that's how he usually ends up as a cat

[Doc] It's rare though. You're a nice person Lie. I just hate it when people step on you for it.

[Lie] - They're usually too scared of CP to do that

[Doc] Gives her a rather sisterly hug- You know what I mean.

[Lie] - Yeah yeah, anyways, thank you Tungsten fire repairing the weapons

[Tungsten] It's my pleasure Lie. It gives me new ideas for marriage jewelry.

[Lie] - Hopefully you'll be able to put it to use soon

[Mix] On it. *trots up to Cosm'c and Eld'ri'm, proceeding to ask what TLOT needs to know.

[Cosm'c] *finishes with Eld'ri'm and nods, getting up and gesturing Mix- and the others- to follow

[gem] -flies over to raptors-

[TLOT and Steve] Follow curiously

[Cosm'c] -Leading them along wooden paths through the swamp area, passing a few raptors that eye them warily but do not engage.-

[TLOT] Just strides confidently-

[Steve] is a bit more timid and stays close to his husband

-The area is pretty quiet, but the soft sound of music from a jukebox passes through here and there as they walk-

[Mix] -Strolls along behind cosm'c as confidently as her tired ass can-

[TLOT] Sounds like they have a little bit of tech. I guess they're either mining or someone went to trade for redstone.

[TLOT] Is super tempted to pick Mix up and projects the thought, not wanting to embarass her.

[gem] -is flying above the group while eddy and Edward make little Enderman sound because they can-

[Steve] Walks closer to Mix to check on her.

[Mix] I think a few are mining prone? And even fewer.. *yawn

[Mix] Can kind of do redstone? We had like.. two who rigged up the door at home. -stretch arms look over at Steve and then TLOT thoughtfully. Highly considering getting carried but also knowing she'd definitely conk the fuck out.

[TLOT] Scoots close and makes eye contact with Mix before pricking his thumb on one of his sharp triangular teeth. He makes a casual gesture and smears the bit of red on her lips before putting his hand back down-

-Thankful Mix noise as she becomes the not so sleepy-

[Mix] Thanks..

[Raptors] -Seem more scared of Gem and her endermen kids than by the group on the ground. Why ya gotta fly? None of them can don't rub it in their faces Gem-

[Cosm'c] -Chatting over her shoulder at Mix, glancing back to make sure they're following-

[Mix] Yeah, I think some can mine, and do so when they can.. I could ask a bit though.

-They're coming close to a rather large platform with redstone lights. Switched off currently. You can see some of the jungle part of the village in the distance, but for the most part there's swamp and a few small buildings scattered on floating platforms-

[Cosm'c] -Gestures at the platform-

[Mix] Here's good.

[Steve] I'm all over it! - He takes out a stack of cobblestones and makes a shallow bin before filling it with water. He plunks a saturated sponge in one corner as a filter and takes out more buckets before dumping their scrabbling contents in as well. The pool is now full of pinchy lobsters scrambling around.

[TLOT] We brought new meat, as promised. You just drop them in boiling water for a few minutes and crack the shells open. My contribution is this - He takes out a stack of the mammoth meat cubes and holds it out for Cosm'c -

[gem] -flies in a lazy circle over the area-

[Cosm'c] -Interested in lobsters, only to be interested in the meat cube. Like, immediate. And a few raptors nearby home in on the meat too. Nice job tlot you've interested several raptors-

[TLOT] Puts down several of the meat cubes as well and steps back a little -

[Steve] Mix? Didn't they say they had stuff for us if we kept our end?

[TLOT] Mentally to Mix- It's not imortant if they don't or it's small stuff, it more for diplomatic reasons then utility.

[TLOT] I also have this - He makes a sweeping gesture across part of his cloak and sends a cascade of copied pixels flowing out in a ripple of fabric that bunches and drapes over the platform before him. He makes a small gesture that cuts it free from the mass of his garment as well.

[Steve] Helpfully rolls it up like a bolt and sets it down on a block.

-A few raptors edge up to nip at a meat cube curiously.-

[Cosm'c] Eld'ri'm xut u voocadw 0ei neict semo jeed. Wcut xo nuj hawxk. A xulo jemo ev kxo womj udt ect uhkavuskj ke walo. {Reply, something about surprisingly being right, and all she has to offer right now is gems and old stuff} -Shuffles through inventory carefully-

[TLOT] That's okay. We're happy to share food and help out. I just want to make sure there isn't friction between your people and mine.

[Steve] We may have visitors for you next time. Some displaced raptor cousins on our seed that are a similar species to yours. They're called lightfoots.

[Cosm'c] -Pops several gems out of inventory and holds them out to TLOT- Don odkakaoj uho ucnu0j nocsemo xoho. Xoho uho kxo womj, hir0, juffxaho, kefuq, ugiumuhado.. Udt u von ekxohj. {The names of the gems, and acknowledgement of the possible visitors.}

[TLOT] Takes them reverently and gives the raptor a bit of a bow - Thank you.

[Steve] Hovers a little [Oooh. Shiny!]

[Steve] Points up at Gem - This is our friend Gem and her enderkids.

[TLOT] I've located the closest village and told them to expect you if you wish to trade. - Takes out a map - It's here. Take a scrap of the purple fabric and wave it like a flag as you approach so they know you were invited and there for peaceful reasons.

[Cosm'c] -slight disdain look at Gem. She'd been trying to ignoring the flying danger entity the whole time. Flying things are not good.- Vc0adw kxadwj uho rut, ijiucc0. Rik kxo0 uho.. vhaodtj? {Uncertainty about flying person being a friend}

[Mix] 0oj, kxo0 uho. Ted'k nehh0 ureik xoh. {Assuring Cosm'c that Gem is friendly}

[Cosmic] -Hesitant nod of understanding-

[Raptors] -Have eaten one meat cube and moved to another-

[TLOT] Gem, you should probably come down, I think you're making them nervous.

[Steve] Good thing we brought a lot of mammoth...

[Cosm'c] -Shifts through inventory again- Xmmm...

[gem] oh sorry -lands-

[Raptor] -Noses close to TLOT and Steve, curious after eating-

[Other raptors] -Dispersing slowly after eating the meat-

[gem] -start making a shiny planet neckless-

[Steve] Tries to stand his ground but he's obviously nervous. - I hope they're not mad about the bones. They're really old and special to me. I don't mean any offense.

[TLOT] Is resisting the urge to pat the raptor closest to him on the head.

[Raptor] -Butts head against bone chestplate-

[Steve] Is bumped and squeaks with a little fear. His hand instinctively goes to cover the pale green gem in the center of his chestplate.

[TLOT] Scoots closer protectively- He's a priest amongst our flock of Testificates. That gem is the honor they gave him.

[Raptor] -Head tilt- Ceeb cabo m0 sxojk. Nxuk aj?? Te 0ei jfoub hawxk, eh zijk warrohajx? {Confusion, and asking about chestplate and if they speak right}

[Steve] We found it and my helm in an ancient desert temple dedicated to Herobrine. The walls were covered with images of him.

[TLOT] This was there as well. - Indicates his own helm- There's a chance I made both of them when my powers were new and whole and NOTCH and Jeb were building our world. I cannot remember.

[gem] -has make five shinny planet neckless-

[Raptor] -very little comprehension-

[TLOT] Mix? Can you give us a hand? They seem confused.

[Cosm'c] -Just steadily pulling things out of her inventory, a set of gloves with sharp claws added to the end, like they were meant to be worn over their own, a few weapons and other items-

[Mix] -Had been dozing on her feet a bit- Hhhuh?

[Steve] Eyeballs the claws. - Those are neat.

[Cosm'c] Ak'j ect, ucmejk rhebo. A kxadb no ijot kxom u cedw kamo uwe? {Very old, nearly broken. Maybe we used them a long time go?} -Sets down another set and nods. Seems like that's all-

[Mix] Sorry what? I dozed off... I think I'm going to take a really long nap when we get back, TLOT. *rub eye and look at everything Cosm'c set down

[Gem] -tries to put one of the necklaces on cosm'c-

[Cosm'c] -Blink blink at Gem, distrustful look-

[gem] -steps back now that it's on cosm'c-

[Cosm'c] -Looks at necklace and then back at Gem- .. ???

[gem] -tries to give more out to other raptors-

-The other raptors aren't as accepting, and snap jaws at Gem when she tries-

[TLOT] Urgent whisper to Gem - Gem, they're not children. We're here on a diplomatic mission. We don't need to trade with them, it's just a formality to open good relations.

[gem] I just like giving people planet necklaces -puts the other she made in her innovatory-

[TLOT] I know. But lets not be condecending. Their adornment is based on rank I think.

[gem] -nods in understanding-

[Eld'ri'm] -Scoots up and looks at a meat cube, takes a chomp out of it before giving Cosm'c a 'told you so' look -

[Cosm'c] -Just gives Eld'ri'm a dirty look and turns to TLOT-

-She nudges most of the stuff towards them, giving a vague claw wave about them-

[Steve] Takes the gloves and some of the books. - That's more then enough. We have food aplenty. No need to be greedy- He gives a polite obesience to the leaders.

[TLOT] Nods in appoval-

[TLOT] I think we should head back. - He notices Mix faltering and scoops her up -

[Steve] Whispers to Mix. - Good job sis-

[Mix] -Sleepy mumble and hand swat at Steve-

[Cosm'c] Geed b0e? {Goodbye. She's trying her best, really}

[Lie] The next morning she's asleep in her bed when she feels something patting her face. She mumbles and rolls over, trying to get away from it, but it follows her, accompanied by a few meows-

[Doc] Trots up outside and puts hir head in the windowsill outside Lie's room- Lie? You up?

[Lie] Groans and pulls a blanket over her head- [CP] Pounces on her, now a full grown cat and wanting more food-

[Doc] Goes over to the other side and scratches lightly on Cn's window-

[CN] Groggily wakes up- Huh?

[Doc] Geeze. Did I actually beat everyone else out of bed? - Loafs under the house-

[CP] Yowls, wanting more food for his bigger body-

[Doc] Pricks up, hearing the cat.

[CP] Baps Lies face again-

[Lie] - Okay okay, I'm up, I'll get you more food... Oh...

[Doc] Is amusing hirself batting at Lie's swings like a cat, it's making a creaking noise as they sway back and forth.

[Lie] Comes out on the bridge and hears the noise, she looks over the side of the bridge- Doc?

[Doc] Good morning Lie! I brought more meat for Cp.

[Lie] - He'll need it, he grew again

[Doc] Really? Pass him to me. I've got what he needs- holds up a paw-

[Lie] Picks him up and hands CP to Doc-

[Doc] Puts down a huge bowl of steaks- Here you go Cp. Dig in. I'm glad he's showing some progress.

[Lie] - So am I, do you mind watching him while I take care of the other animals?

[CP] Immediately starts eating-

{Doc] Of course Lie. Do what you need too.

[Lie] Heads off to quickly take care of her animals-

[CP] Is devouring the steak as quickly as he can, already about a third of the way through-

[Doc] Looks down, talking to him quietly. - Ah, Cp. Don't you realize food isn't actually what you need? You're wasting energy digesting all this meat. You just need raw materials. - Xe pulls out a flesh-toned wool block and sets it down- This would help more if I could get you to eat it.

[CP] Continues on the meat, but does briefly cast a glance at the other block-

[Doc] Can you understand me at all like this?

[CP] Tugs at a particularly tough bit of meat-

[Doc] I guess not. But things could be much worse. And I'm glad you're still here. You're an insufferable prick sometimes, but you're still my friend and I'd miss you.

[CP] Finishes the meat and goes to sniff at the other block-

[Doc] I know it will be hard to swallow, but it would make you some human skin and speed things along. I know how much you usually hate being a cat.

[CP] Decides to run off to look for more meat-

[Doc] Oh fuck... -runs after him-

[CP] Darts under a couple fences on his way to the chicken coop-

[Doc] Is hopping along awkwardly trying to navigate the creative with one paw to pull out some cooked meat and run at the same time. - Wait! I've got more! Come back!

[Lie] Glances out of the pig barn at them-

[Doc] Don't eat the chickens! Look I have pork chops! Already cooked! - waves them so the smell will reach Cp.

[CP] Slinks under the gate into the chicken coop where there is immediate squaking-

[Doc] Scrabbles around trying to catch Cp

[CP] Manages to catch a chicken-

[Doc] thumps a paw down between Cp and the chicken- No! Bad!

[CP] Hisses at Doc-

[Doc] Throws down more porkchops- here! Eat these!

[CP] Sniffs and then begins eating-

[Doc] Just keeps adding porkchops to the pile and takes a few pictures of the cat face down in the pile of meat and eating as fast as he can

[Doc] I know you don't understand right now, but you're so much more then what you're feeling now, and it will get better. We just have to be patient.

[CP] Gnaws on a particularly tough piece-

[Doc] sighs- Just... Come back to us okay? Your wife misses you, and you're making me look bad. Heh.

[CP] Keeps eyeing the chickens-

[Doc] Puts the fluff of hir tail between him and the chickens. - too many bones. Don't even think about it.

[CP] Little growl before lunging at Doc's tail and biting it-

[Doc] OWWW! I hope you got a mouthful of fluff!

[C] Still biting-

[Lie] - Doc? Everything okay?

[Doc] little tears and resisting the urge to thump the cat on the ground- NNNNNGGGHH!!!

[Lie] Walks over to the coop- CP!

[CP] Muffled mew-

[Doc] Squeak of pain-

[Lie] Enters the coop and works on removing CP-

[Doc] Shakes hir tail and finally gets it away from him. Xe curls it close and licks all the little chomp wounds. - Mean little prick....

[Lie] - Well at least that hasn't changed...

[CP] Licks his lips-

[Doc] Sticks out hir tongue at him - Hurry up and change back so I won't feel bad about giving you a black eye Cp!

[CP] Suddenly begins growing-

[Lie] Yelps in surprise and almost drops him-

[CP] His limbs begin lengthening with a soft glow as his fur recedes and he takes on a more human shape-

[Doc] Hunkers close and ready to headbutt him-

[CP] Stops when he's a bit more than a block high and blinks, his eyes their original green- Huh?

[Doc] Rocks back - What the fuck?!

[Lie] - CP?

[CP] Looks over his shoulder, he's very obviously a child- Hm? Who are you? You're pretty...

[Doc] At Cp - Do you know who you are?

[CP] - Ummm...- Shrugs

[Doc] Oh boy... - Xe gives Lie a look that screams 'how much do we want to tell him?'

[Lie] - CP? Do you know where you are?

[CP] - No...

[Lie] - This is your home

[CP] Stands there for a second as Lie puts him down- I'm hungry...

[Notch] Comes wandering up - I heard some commotion and thought I'd check on you... - He catches sight of Cp and time seems to freeze for a few seconds. - Son!

[Doc] ...

[CP] - Who are you?

[Notch] Little bit hurt- I'm your dad.

[Doc] This is Notch.

[Lie] - It's okay CP, he's been busy lately so I've been watching you

[CP] - I'm still hungry...

[Doc] I can fix that. - Now that they have a moment to be deliberate with it, they pull less random things from the creative and lay them out on a wood block for the child to eat.

[Notch] Quietly - Is he? Okay?

[Doc] I'm guessing his memories will stay locked until he's normal again...

[Notch] Opens the chat- Stevie! Please come over to Lies house! You have to see this!

[CP] Lunges for the food and starts eating quickly-

[Lie] - I think you have a chance to do what you did with Stevie

[Notch] Looks on the verge of tears - I just... I hope he remembers it afterwards.

[Doc] I think most of it is just going to be keeping him fed..

[Lie] - Well, Stevie remembered his time... And I'm going to need a lot more food

[Stevie] Is looking around the front of the house and types into the chat- Where exactly are you guys?

[Doc] Tips up like a gopher- Over here!

[Stevie] Comes around behind Lie's pens to where the coop is- What's going on? Is everything okay?

[Doc] Points at Cp-

[Notch] You'll never believe it...

[Stevie] - Is that... Brother?

[CP] Finishes most of his food- More

[Doc] Opens the menu and puts out more food- Good grief.

[Notch] Yes.

[Stevie] - Why is he a kid?

[Lie] - Probably the same reason he was a kitten

[Doc] Lie is right. It's a small form that he can navigate with easily. Besides, in his normal body he's way bigger then the average Steve or Herobrine. It's likely too much of a jump from a cat to a huge dude.

[Stevie] - I see, so who's he gonna stay with?

[Lie] - Probably me, unless he and CN fight to much...

[Notch] Should I just bunk in your house for a bit Lie?

[Notch] Pokes Doc-

[Doc] Hmm?

[Lie] - Are you sure you want to? I mean, you do have Flux at your place... Although she's welcome over here to

[Notch] You need me Lie. Doc? Put me in creative so he doesn't eat Lie out of house and home.

[Doc] Good idea. -types-

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[Notch] Flexes a little. - That feels weird after so much survival....

[Lie] - I know what you mean, just be careful, it's easier than you think to break things

[Notch] I'll be gentle. It's a bit harder to mess up my right and left clicks when I'm moving my entire hand instead of a finger-

[Stevie] - So do you need me to do anything?

[CP] Starts yawning-

[Notch] Well, I think you should be present for the next day or so. Make use of the opportunity.

[Doc] At Cp- Cp? Do you remember your brother Stevie?

[CP] Sleepy nod-

[Doc] Awww.

[Stevie] Isn't sure how to respond to that-

[Notch] Walks over to Cp and picks him up - Someone feeling sleepy after eating alllll that food?

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[CP] Nods and snuggles Notch a little-

[Doc] Tiny smile and the sound of a picture being taken.

[Notch] Has the most peaceful smile and looks at Stevie. - He's just as cute as you were.

[Stevie] Blushes- Him cute? I think that's stretching it a little...

[Notch] raises an eyebrow and walks over to Stevie, cradling Cp-

[CP] - Where... Where are we going?

[Notch] Probably to put you to bed kiddo. You look sleepy.

[CP] - Am not

[Notch] You sure? Those eyelids look heavy. -sudden mischevious look - Maybe your brother should read you a story?

[Doc] Giggles-

[Stevie] - Are you trying to get me killed later!

[Lie] - There should be a copy of the Floof books in Endrea's room

[Notch] It can be just a normal story. There are plently of kids books in the house because of Endrea's little ones.

[Stevie] - Do I have to?

[CP] - Read...

[Notch] Give Stevie a look. It's very persuasive.

[Stevie] - Fine, I'll go hunt down a book

[Doc] Slips Stevie a bed from the creative. and whispers- Just put it someplace for him to sleep.

[Lie] - I'm going to go check on CN

[Stevie] - Alright

[Notch] Calls out for Flux, hoping she's nearby.

[Flux] Forms next to him- Yes?

[Notch] Is still cradling the small Cp- Flux...

[Flux] - Is that...

[Notch] It is. And for now, his eyes aren't even glitched. I doubt this will last for long. But here's your chance to be his mom for a bit. He doesn't remember anything.

[Flux] - In... I'm not even sure how to go about being a mother...

[Notch] How does seeing him like this make you feel?

[Flux] - Worried, he was never meant to be this small or defenseless

[Notch] If you feel concern. If you want to protect him. Then you already know everything you need too.

[Doc] Nods-

[Flux] - I do not like it, I do not like the thought of constant worry

[Doc] At least if you're worried it means you really care.

[Notch] Besides, I don't think he's nearly as vulnerable as you imagine.

[Flux] - Notch,I have spent so long worrying about them... When I found them here I was so happy to not have to worry so much... They were safe, and in a peaceful place

[Doc] He's still pretty safe.

[Notch] It'll likely only be for a few days anyway. Seize the opportunity to connect with him.

[Doc] Leans over to whisper in Cps ear- your mom is here too little guy.

[CP] Rubs his eyes a little-

[Notch] softly- Do you remember your mom? Cp, this is Flux.

[CP] Shakes his head-

[Lie] - I'm surprised he remembers Stevie...

[Notch] well she loves you very much anyway, and so do I.

[CP] Hums sleepily and rubs face against Notch-

[Notch] Come on Flux, let's see if Stevie has found a decent book yet.

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[Lie] After about an hour or so has made sure she has everything she needs to deal with a second child before poking her head down into the workroom where Notch is with the sleeping CP. Stevie had left to update Alexis on the situation- Hey, I'm running over to the castle to let TLOT and Steve know what's going on

[Notch] Okay. I think I have things in hand.

[Lie] - Thanks- She heads outside and hops up on Beau, riding quickly towards the castle. She rides him into the pen, giving him a pet as she dismounts

-TLOT, Steve, Doc and Yaunfen are in the kitchen-

[Doc] Is reading something from the internet

[TLOT] Is poking a bowl of white pixels - I don't like it. It doesn't smell like anything.

[Doc] It's not supposed too.

[Steve] Then what's the point? Why not just eat a potato instead?

[Doc] Where's your sense of adventure?

[TLOT] I traded it to a Testificate with wanderlust.

[Doc] Smartass.

[TLOT] Makes a donkey noise while grinning-

[Lie] Heads down the stairs- What are you guys talking about?

[Doc] It's something I picked up last time I went shopping.

[Steve] I think it's a fail.

[TLOT] Holds up the bowl - What does this smell like to you Lie? Anything?

[Lie] Sniffs at it- Not really...

[Steve] See?!

[Doc] Is reading again. - But it's not supposed to have flavor really, just texture.

[Lie] - Do I dare ask what it is?

[TLOT] Let's just eat the fish, cooked like normal. This squishi seems like too much trouble.

[Doc] It's rice.

[Lie] - Oh! Yeah, it may not have a lot of flavor, but you can add a lot of stuff to it and do a lot of stuff with it

[Doc] THANK YOU.

[Steve] Skeptical face.

[Lie] - I mean, I never really liked it, but it's up to you guys. Doc, you might try making a rice pudding with that. Anyways, TLOT, have you heard about CP's latest change?

[Doc] Pudding? Is it sweet?

[Yaunfen] Perks up at hearing the word and tried to rush into the room only to get stuck in the doorway- Mada!

[TLOT] No? what happened? Is he back to normal?

[Steve] Yaunfen!

[Doc] Oh cripes! Do you need help?

[Steve] I've got it. - Helps Yaunfen shimmy through the doorway a bit at a time instead of getting bunched up-

[Lie] - He's... A kid

[Yaunfen] - Mada! Is sweet food? Here?

[TLOT] Nearly drops the bowl- A... kid?

[Doc] at Yaunfen- yes, but I'll have to fix it first. It looks like I have everything I need.

[Lie] - Yeah, so Notch has slipped back into dad mode. Plus Doc put him in creative so CP wouldn't eat me out of house and home

[Yaunfen] Nudges the bowl, hir tongue slipping out to taste the rice-

[TLOT] I take it his metabolisim is stil out of control?

[Doc] Tch. I said it wasn't done. Let me get the other ingredients.

[Lie] - Oh absolutely

[Yaunfen] Whines and moves around, trying to wrap around Doc's legs-

[Doc] Is stumbling- Sweetheart, you're making this take longer! - Is trying to put the sugar and milk in the pot -

[Yaunfen] - SUGAR!- Lunges at it

[Doc] Ends up with sugar all over the counter - Darn it!

[Lie] - Doc? Maybe Yaunfen needs a smaller form...

[TLOT] That's usually a by-request only action...

[Yaunfen] - Smaller form? Like Mada now?

[Doc] Do you want that? I don't want to force it on you.

[Yaunfen] - Do I gets more cookies?

[Doc] You can have cookies either way. This is entirely up to you. We can make you a semi-human form like Ashe.

[Steve] Yaunfen... depending on how big you get it may be nessesary so you can still get inside and around the house easily.

[Yaunfen] - I like being inside... I just got a room!

[Doc] So...?

[Yaunfen] - Stay with Mada!

[Doc] Looks very happy. - I'll get on it as soon as I'm done here. You sit down and be good and you can even watch and tweak my design while I make you a second form.

[Yaunfen] - Okay!

[Steve] So when do we get to see him?

[Lie] - He should be waking up soon... He went down for a nap about an hour or so ago

[Doc] Has the sugar and rice and vanilla in the pot and is boiling it down to a gooey consistency. - You'll flip when you do. He's adorable with his big green eyes.

[Steve] Awwwwwwww

[Lie] - Notch is also working on convincing him that Flux is his mother

[TLOT] Is he requiring more then a little convincing?

[Lie] - The only thing he really remembers is that Stevie is his brother

[TLOT] That fact that that sticks out in his mind is amazing in and of itself-

[Doc] Blows on a spoon and tries it- Hey? That is good.

[Lie] - Glad you think so Doc. I should be getting back

[Doc] Makes sure it's cool enough before giving Yaunfen a bowl-

[Yaunfen] Buries face in it-

[TLOT] Mind if me and Steve tag along?

[Lie] - Not at all, come along

[Lie] Heads back up towards the horse pen to grab Beau- I'll meet you two outside

[Doc] Waits until Yaunfen is done. They're eyeing them a bit nervously. This probably should have been done while they were smaller, because it'll be a tighter squeeze into a human-shaped form now. Any longer and TLOT would have had the honors instead. - Come on Yaunfen. Let's go downstairs through the gold room, I need the big table.

[Yaunfen] - Okay!

[Doc] Leads them down and around past the animal pens, already sorting through the creative with one hand.

[Yaunfen] Squeezes through some of the tighter spaces-

[Doc] Helps them along. - I don't know what you want for a gender, shall I just leave it blank for now? No need to choose hastily.

[Yaunfen] - What's gender?

[Doc] Well... There's boys like TLOT and Steve and Cp, and girls like Alexsezia, Lie and Herabrine, and I'm a bit of both.

[Yaunfen] - I don't know...

[Doc] That's okay. If you ever decide, I'll fix you up right away. And if you never do, that's also just fine. - Xe starts pulling out blocks in the nessesary colors and placing them around.

[Grinny] Is around the corner of Idolus' cage, out of sight-

[Doc] Hugs Yaunfen- It means a lot to me that you trust me so much.

[Yaunfen] - I get smaller now?

[Grinny] Scoffs softly-

[Doc] Yes. Really soon. - Xe checks some blocks against their base colors and starts forming them like clay on the table into a human shape.

[Grinny] Mutters- What is the asshole doing now?

[Yaunfen] Head swivels around a little-

[Doc] Whistles merrily while they work, totally in their element.

[Yaunfen] Toddles after Doc and nudges some of the blocks-

[Doc] Is forming some little white claws for toes. - I'm not going to make you totally human unless you want me too. I think it would be a bit disorienting and unessesary.

[Grinny] Slinks around the blocks, sticking low to the ground-

[Doc] How do you want your hair? I was thinking, a brown to match your back stripe?

[Yaunfen] - Yeah! Like whiskers!

[Doc] Okay, I'll just give you some long side pieces, like this. -Is pulling them out like taffy.

[Yaunfen] Tries to lick them-

[Doc] Aww, there'll be time for grooming later sweetie. - Xe makes the eyes black with a bit of white pupil, like their natural ones, and then rolls out a very skinny tail.

[Yaunfen] - It done?

[Grinny] Settles down on the stairs t watch-

[Doc] Almost. Just a finishing touch or two. - Xe makes a candy corn triangle for the little tail [it's skinny like a cartoon devil] and rolls the body to connect it to the base of the spine.

[Yaunfen] - All mine?

[Doc] Yes. Anything for you. - Xe makes copies of the little candy corn triangle and places two on the bodies head. Tucked amidst the strands of hair. With a few sharp blows xe swats the whole thing up and carries it like a little doll to Yaunfen.

[Yaunfen] Sniffs at it- How I get in it?

[Doc] First you need to empty your inventory. I know you only have six slots, but you're about to have lots more. Just drop your stuff on the floor for the moment-

[Yaunfen] Starts popping things out, it's mostly candy and the squeak toy-

[Doc] Passes it to them so it goes in their inventory - You have a spot already to wear something, we used it for your tie at the coronation. Move this into that spot.

[Yaunfen] Pops it into the slot and yelps as they shift-

[Doc] reaches out to catch them -

[Yaunfen] Falls into Doc's arm, not used to being on two feet-

[Doc] Gives them a kiss on the top of the head and helps them to sit on one of the spare blocks. - Just sit for a minute and I'll make you some clothes.

[Grinny] Scoffs again- And this is why I don't trust humans, tampering with others

[Doc] Notices Grinny. - It's not tampering. I asked permission. I want Yaunfen to be able to be in the house, even when they're fully grown. - Xe makes a soft blue shirt and passes it to Yaunfen

[Grinny] - It's still tampering- Grinny then begins heading up the stairs

[Yaunfen] Tries sticking their head through an arm hole-

[Doc] Helps Yaunfen- Grinny you might feel different if it was you. I could make you huge and ferocious, as big as a lion and you could eat the people who hurt you. Would you turn your nose up at my 'tampering' then?

[Grinny] - I've already been tampered with enough

[Doc] I wasn't offering, it was just an example.

[Grinny] Hisses-

[Doc] I'm a doctor, Grinny, I do what needs to be done. - Xe fashions a pair of pants for Yaunfen and starts helping them into them. The fabric is soft and loose as not to annoy one who has never worn clothes at all.

[Dn] Comes down the stairs with an angry hiss of his own- what have you done now?!

[Yaunfen] - What are these?

[Doc] It's none of your business DN!

[Doc] They're pants love. Keeps your butt warm.

[Grinny] Already mad, decides to piss on DN-

[Dn] Shoves the cat roughly with his foot- get out of my way.

[Doc] This is my space DN! Get out of my lab!

[Dn] I don't take orders from glitches

[Grinny] Growls-

[Yaunfen] -I don't like him...

[Doc] I don't either.

[Dn] Smiles cruelly- too bad.

[Yaunfen] - Where big fire to scare him away?

[Dn] you should be ashamed of yourself, is it not bad enough that the modders turned what should have been a majestic enderdragon into this twisted shape?

[Doc] Big fire? Wait is that your name for Cp?

[Yaunfen] Nods-

[Doc] Nobody asked you Dn!

[Dn] Again. I don't take orders from you.

[Grinny] Sits a small ways away looking very smug-

[Doc] At Yaunfen- Big-Fire is still recovering. Besides, I can't just push my problems on other people.

[Dn] Pfft.

[Yaunfen] Looks down and becomes distracted by their feet-

[Doc] You'll understand when you're older.

[Dn] Don't make promises you can't keep.

[Doc] Are you threatening me, you pompus ass?

[Gem] -come into the lab through the part that goes to the kitchen- what is going on -sees yaunfen- daw doc did you give yaunfen a human form it's so cute

[Doc] A bit too loudly- Yes I did! Because they asked for it!

[Dn] And you'll just do anything.

[Doc] Is fuming-

[Yaunfen] Tries putting their feet on the floor only to fall forwards-

[Doc] Scrambles to catch them-

[Dn] Now look what you've done.

[Doc] FUCK YOU.

[gem] why are you bugging doc don't you have anything better to do then to be a nuisance?

[Dn] Don't even talk to me.

[Doc] She can talk to whoever she wants! And I can make whatever changes I want too!

[Dn] There will be a reckoning for that.

[Yunfen] Scrabbles to hold onto Doc- This is hard...

[Doc] It takes practice, that's all. AND DON'T FUCKING THREATEN ME.

[gem] I don't like you especially since you are being an asshat to doc -her eyes turn red-

[Yaunfen] - Fuck!

[Dn] Who cares?

[Doc] I care! I'm the admin here, and the native! Not you! I'll do whatever I damn well please! And if dragons want to be people I'll fucking fix them! I've half a mind to just start making dragon forms for random people just to piss you off!

[Dn] How dare you speak to me like that. I am your NOTCH.

[gem] could I have a dragon form doc?

[Yaunfen] Starts sliding down so they can crawl around-

[Doc] Very triumphant - YES. ABSOLUTLEY.

[Dn] Starts coming down the stairs with an evil look and a rather menacing growl-

[Grinny] Brushes past DN, causing the NOTCH's helmet to disappear before darting up the stairs-

[Dn] Grabs at his exposed head- YOU!

[gem] -grabs his arms and bites his head in half before he has a chance to react-

[Doc] HOLY SHIT.

- /playerDarkNOTCH was killed by playerGem /-

[Yaunfen] - We go show Ma?

[gem] that guy pisses me off

[Doc] Same. She's proabably already headed down here because of the yelling.

[Deer] Over chat- What happened? I'm busy wetting Mudsdales rolling spot...

[Doc] DN picked a fight with the wrong Herobrine. And Yaunfen has something to show you.

[Deer] - Oh? I'll be there in a few minutes

[Deer] Arrives- Yaunfen? What do you have to show me?

[Yaunfen] - Look! Look!

[Doc] This should fix some of the head-bumping and getting stuck issues.

[Deer] - Oh Yaunfen! I'm so proud!

[Yaunfen] - I can't stay up

[Doc] We'll help you. Walking on two feet takes practice even for human kids.

[Yaunfen] - Okay... We go have more pudding?

[gem] -is leaning on the wall quietly-

[Doc] Gem? Were you serious or just trying to piss off Dn?

[gem] serious

[Doc] Oooookay... Decide what you want it to look like and bring me a sketch at least. - At Yaunfen- Yes. Lets go have more pudding. I think your ma might like some as well. Come on Gem. You too.

[Deer] - What type of pudding?

[Doc] Rice. It's good. Trust me.

[Lie] Rides Beau into his pen and hears noises happening inside-

[TLOT] Is walking after her and chatting quietly with Steve-

[Lie] - Do you guys hear that?

[TLOT] Hmm? Sounds like arguing. I wonder if Cp is back to normal already?

[Lie] Walks in the side door to the workroom to find CP and CN punching and grappling with each other- CP! CN!

[Notch] Looks extremely frustrated- CUT IT OUT YOU TWO.

[Steve] Starts laughing-

[TLOT] That's not nice.

[Steve] In between gasps- it's a tiny brine fighting with a tiny Notch!

[TLOT] Technically correct and it is kinda funny. But still, not nice.

[CP] Manages to punch CN hard in the face-

[Lie] Tries to get them apart- That's enough! Notch, do you know what happened?

[Notch] Just a quibble over food....

[Lie] - I see...

[CN] - He stole my food! He doesn't need that much!

[CP] - Shut up! I'm hungry!

[Notch] You can have more food Cn! Just ask me!

[TLOT] Actually Cn, he does need that much

[Lie] - CN... CP needs a lot of food right now because he's sick...

[CN] - If he's sick then he should just have milk!

[TLOT] It's not that kind of sick. He needs raw materials to get big again.

[CN] - But I can beat him up if he's mean to Lie at this size!

[CP] - I wouldn't be mean to the pretty lady!

[Notch] Cn! That's not a good reason to mess with someone who's sick!

[Steve] Pretty lady? awww

[Lie] - He means me

[TLOT] Mentally at Lie - No memories yet huh?

[CN] Has a bit of blood on his face-

[Lie] Shakes her head-

[TLOT] Give it time.

[Lie] Spawns a few healing flowers for CN before turning towards CP- CP, we don't fight like that here...

[CP] -Why not!?

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Roleplay Server Log #180

“A New Badge for Lost Silver, a Call From Jeb”

[Sylveon] Comes running up in a panic-

[Mb] What the actual fuck is that? Did Hello Kitty fall down the damn well?

[Sylveon] Jumps up into the spawn tree-

[Zweilous] Comes chasing after it, sniffing the air-

[CP] - Nope, that belongs to an old housemate of mine

[Doc] What in the world... it has two heads?

[Mb] Did you live with a Japanese schoolgirl?

[CP] - Nope, pokemon trainers

[Silver] Comes running up panting- Zweilous! Stop!

[Doc] Thumbs at Galvantula - That's one as well, there are lots of types. Oh, hey Silver.

[Silver] - Hey... Shit, Sylveon!

[Doc] New head I see, and some increased speed. What's with him chasing Sylveon?

[Silver] - Dragon and fairy types don't get along

[Doc] Is there some Pokemon equivalent to catnip we can use to calm them down?

[Silver] - Nope... Zweilous became more aggressive with this evolution so it's not listening as well as usual...

[Doc] Don't you need some kind of emblem to make the pokemon listen to their trainer?

[Silver] - The badges? I normally haven't... Then again my game was glitched and I have all my badges

[Doc] And this one is from a different game... maybe it's time to go do some battles?

[Silver] - It's been a very long time since I've done that...

[Doc] Yeah, but you're all set up for it now! Your pokemon are in good shape and you are too.

[Silver] - But which gym would I be fighting?

[Doc] Well, lets do some research... - Xe pulls out hir command block - Lets see, Deino evolves at level 50 ... the game after yours is Ruby/Sapphire and you need a badge to control over lvl 50... You need to beat.... Lavaridge gym, someone called Flannery? And you get the Heat badge.

[Silver] - So Lapras will be my powerhouse for that fight, and Ponyta will be useless...

[Doc] You know, mine could use some exercise too. Maybe Deerheart's as well. We could keep the wild ones off you so you're fresh for the fight at least.

[Silver] - I'm not sure how pokemon from later games will work if brought into an older version, so Sylveon and some of the others may be useless...

[Doc] We're glitches, I think we can figure it out.

[Galvantula] Bounces around a bit since it's got tons of Doc's excess energy.

[Silver] - I don't know...

[Doc] MissingNo is old enough, aren't they?

[Silver] - Yeah, they're from the original game

[Doc] Have you had any luck training them?

[Mb] Are you two actually speaking English?

[Silver] - Not much...

[CP] - Shut up asshole

[Mb] I'm gonna go start building a house. Later losers.

[Lie] - Welcome to the server Mb

[Mb] Grumbles-

[Mew] *Glides down from above to try and land on Doc

[Galvantula] Makes a playful jump for Mew

[Doc] These things take time Silver. MissingNo might not even be able to understand you all that well. They are pretty scrambled.

[Mew] ! ! ! *Flicks tail at Galvantula, trying to trap it in a bubble

[Silver] - Yeah...- Flickers to his gray tones briefly

[Doc] Nonono, Don't be sad! - Hugs Silver warmly. - It'll be okay. If all else fails I'll try to untangle their code myself.

[Silver] Hugs back- Thanks

[Doc] Gives Silver a good squeeze and holds his shoulders. - Come on, lets go on a little adventure. I think being in your element will give you some confidence at least.

[Silver] - Oh... Okay...

[Doc] Calls out to Deerheart over the chat - Love? We need to go out for a bit. Can you bring our pokemon and meet us at the spawn? - turns to Mew - Would Glitchy like to come as well?

[Deer] - Sure

[Doc] Cp? Lie? Would either of you like to go?

[CP] - Do we really wanna leave the newbie here by himself?

[Mew] Meewww.... *Shrugs and glides over to Silver, pawing at him

[Mew] Call, or I can go ask him

[Doc] Understood. I know the Shuppet won't obey you anyway.

[Silver] - Alright alright- He brings up his pokedex- Glitchy? Can you hear me?

[Lie] - I wouldn't mind if you guys take Vulpix with you

[Glitchy] Yeah, what is it?

[Silver] - I apparently need another badge to help control Zweilous, wanna come with us?

[Glitchy] ... Sure, should we drag Strangled with? It might be good for him.

[Silver] - Ah Lie, that might be a bad idea... You don't want Vulpix to accidentally get switched to another trainer

[Silver] - You can try

[Doc] Good call. It's okay. Me and Deerheart each have two, that should suffice.

[Glitchy] I'll get him, where should we come?

[Deer] Rides up on Mudsdale with Goomy and Shaymin riding behind her-

[Silver] - We're at spawn

[Glitchy] We'll be there in a bit. Is my mew with you? They ran off a bit ago.

[Silver] - Yeah- Pats Mew- They're here

[Glitchy] Good, alright, we'll be there in a bit.

[Silver] - See you then

[Ponyta] Trots along behind Mudsdale-

[Silver] - Ponyta...

[Doc] That one just loves hanging out with Mudsdale. It's so cute.

[Silver] - I've noticed...

-Espurr and Lapras arrive as well-

[Doc] You don't think... they can breed.... do you?

[Silver] - I mean, technically yes? But it would end up as one or the other...

[Doc] Well, I guess we'll see. I have no idea what sex either of them are, and frankly I had no idea the Gastly would be able to breed with the Chain Chomp. That pretty much blew my mind.

[Glitchy] It'll be fun, stop giving me that look. -Herding Strangled into spawn, flareon bouncing around behind them both

[Strangled] - I'm hating both of you right now...

[Silver] - Ponyta is female

[Glitchy] Oh hush.

[Silver] - Hey you two

[Strangled] - Just what the fuck are we doing?

[Doc] Silver neeeds a new badge for his Zweilous, we're going out for a bit.

[Strangled] - Against what?

[Silver] - Fire types

[Strangled] - Do you wanna use Onyx? He'd be strong there

[Silver] - No, that's alright, I've got Lapras

[Doc] Lapras is a bad-ass. That's such a lovely creature. I read online they're super rare.

[Lapras] Nudges Silver-

[Silver] - Yeah, they kinda are

[Doc] I guess I'm leading. Since Cp is going to stay to watch the noob. But I trust Deerheart to help us get back if we get turned around.

[Silver] Calls his pokemon back to their balls-

[Doc] Offers the containers for Galvantula and Goomy and they hop in. - I've been meaning to try this anyway. - Xe sticks the two balls to hir belt. - That works.

[Mew] -Glides over to Glitchy and drapes around his shoulders like a scarf-

[Glitchy] Hey bud. -Pats the Mew's head affectionately-

[Deer] Dismounts and calls hers into their balls as well-

[Doc] Deerheart? Should I carry Yaunfen? Or do you want too?

[Deer] - Whichever you prefer, but I get the feeling you'll be busy wanting to pet everything

[CP] - Well, we're leaving

[Lie] - CP, don't be rude

[CP] - What?

[Doc] Thank you both for the emergency help. And thank you Cp for the boost. That was excellent thinking on the fly. Should I bring you anything for your pokemon? Gyms usually have a center and a shop nearby.

[CP] - Don't you dare

[Lie] - Only if you want to Doc

[Doc] Okay. Are you guys ready to go?

[Glitchy] I am. -returns his flareon to it's ball

[Silver] - Yeah

[Strangled] - Don't want to

[Deer] - Absolutely

[Doc] Oookay..... - Xe makes a hole in the wall and ushers them outside before closing it up again. It's dark and staticky in the null space, but the way isn't that far.

[Silver] Shifts nervously-

[Strangled] Groans-

[Doc] Reaches back to take Deerheart's hand and strides confidently into the dark.

[Deer] Glances back at the server, still getting nervous about leaving it-

[Doc] Gives her a little squeeze and kisses both her and the bitty dragon lightly-

-Glitchy follows Doc, humming slightly and checking to make sure Strangled and Silver follow

[Yaunfen] Squeaks and tries to gum Doc's nose-

[Doc] Ffft! Silly.

[Strangled] Grumbles the whole way-

[Doc] Keeps an eye on them so no one gets lost-

[Silver] Perks a little as they get closer to the pokemon game-

[Doc] Opens a portal into Pokemon Ruby and holds it for the others. They're on the outskirts of a town, there's lots of rock and lava everywhere. A few trainers are wandering around.

[Deer] Shifts around a little- This ground is really hot...

[Silver] - Here- Tosses Ponyta out- Ponyta is a fire pokemon, the heat won't affect them. Climb on

[Deer] - Thanks- She carefully climbs onto the the smaller equine pokemon's back, careful of it's mane

[Doc] Xe leans over a lava pool and washes hir face. - Ah, that's nice.

[Glitchy] Home sweet home.. -Looks around fondly-

[Silver] - Any of our games feel good

[Doc] Which version is yours Glitchy? And how are your eyes doing lately? They should be nearly if not all the way healed by now.

[Strangled] Stretches a little-

[Doc] Jumps suddenly as a small animal bites hir boot - OW! Fucker! - Xe pulls the galvantula ball from hir belt and the spider leaps from it, growling at the small animal.

[Glitchy] Red. And they're better, I haven't had any problems yet, although I think I might need to keep the glasses..

[Strangled] - Try going through that several times a day for years

[Doc] Good! Nothing wrong with glasses, they just make you look distinguished. - Xe copies the empty ball in hir hand and tosses it at the Trapinch.

[Trapinch] Vanishes into the ball with an irritated squeak-

[Doc] Anyone else need empties? - Pets the spider gratefully. -At Strangled- Yeah I can see how that would be annoying, but then we can't take a step outside at night without being mobbed by monsters either.

[Silver] Let's Sylveon out-

[Sylveon] Shakes itself before rubbing against Silver and wrapping a ribbon around Silver's wrist-

[Deer] - Do we want to get anything for TLOT and Steve?

[Doc] Maybe? I don't want to get all impulsive, they have plenty of responsibilities as it is. Come on guys, you should challenge some of these wandering yahoos.

[Silver] - I should reserve mine for the gym battle...

[Glitchy] I wouldn't mind fighting them...

[Deer] - I think I'd rather look around for now

[Doc] Okay, I'll go into town then. I want to visit their Pokemon center. I have an idea...

[Deer] - I'll go with

[Silver] - I'm coming! Glitchy, Strangled, do you want to meet us at the gym?

[Strangled] - Sure, why not

[Doc] Heads off down the little road, - Hey, they have hot springs here. That's nice.

[Deer] - We may have to come back again, bring Lie... Maybe have a girls day

[Ponyta] Snorts and shakes her head a little-

[Doc] Oh, that's a great idea! Let her Vulpix romp a bit too. Ah, here it is. Does anyone need healing? They do that here.

[Silver] - All mine are good for now

[Deer] - I think Shaymin has been keeping on top of things...

[Silver] - It's probably very low on PP, that allows it to use it's moves. You probably should have nurse Joy look at it

[Doc] Sounds good to me - Holds the door-

[Deer] Climbs off of Ponyta and steps through while Silver calls Ponyta back into the ball-

[Doc] Is already talking to someone near the stairs. -

[Silver] Motions for Deer to follow him and approaches the pink clad nurse behind the counter- Nurse Joy? We have a Shaymin here which needs a check up

[Joy] - A Shaymin? I've never heard of that

[Deer] Pulls Shaymin out-

[Joy] - Well, it's obviously a pokemon, let me take it to the back. We'll be back real quick

[Deer] - Alright...

[Doc] Vanished up the steps-

[Joy] Is gone for several minutes before returning with Shaymin- Here you go! They're all better! They were really low on PP. You may want to buy some ether to keep it up so it doesn't run so low again

[Deer] - Thank you, I understand

[Joy] Looks at Sylveon- I've never seen that variant of Eevee, what type is it?

[Silver] - Oh, this is Sylveon, they evolve from love

[Joy] - I see- She holds out treats for Shaymin and Sylveon- Well, enjoy your time here and stop by whenever you need anything

[Sylveon] Grabs both treats with a ribbon and hands one off to Shaymin before eating it's own-

[Doc] Comes back down with a huge grin- Xe passes three balls to the nurse with a respectful nod and waits while they're charged and returned to hir. One of the balls is now a moddled green and white instead of the usual red.

[Deer] - What is that one love?

[Doc] Lets go outside first and I'll show you. It's a bit indulgent but I couldn't resist trading that naughty Trapinch away. I got a bit involved wheeling and dealing and this one just seemed special.

[Deer] Nods in understanding and follows Doc outside while Silver follows both of them-

[Doc] Gives the ball a gentle toss and a bunch of large seeds appear in a cluster. Their faces run a gamut of emotions, but mostly relieved.

[Deer] - Eggs?

[Silver] - Why those?

[Doc] I don't know, they just caught my eye. They're apparently psychic too. Might be useful.

[Silver] Sighs-

[Deer] I think I'll go see what that hot spring is like...

[Doc] You have to have one to get rid of to start out, but the trading is fast as hell on the second floor. You could always catch a random thing and try to upsell it.

[Deer] - We'll see what I find

[Silver] Looks in the direction of the gym- I'm so glad I have the unknowns...

[Doc] What do they do? I mean, apart from help you get around when you didn't have limbs.

[Silver] - They would help protect me

[Deer] Has gone off to the springs-

[Doc] No, I mean what kind of moves do they have?

[Silver] - Hidden power, that's it

[Doc] Mysterious, I like it. Wanna help me name the eggs? They came with one, but I can fix it with an anvil tag.

[Silver] - You do realize they all become one creature, right?

[Doc] That's neat! Well, they all fit in one ball, I figured the result would just be something with several heads, maybe?

[Silver] - Yeah, looks like a tree

[Doc] A... tree?

[Deer] - Doc! I need you over here!

[Doc] Hmm? Oh! Deerheart! What is it?

[Deer] - I need a bit of help!

-There's a tan colored fish pokemon with blue fins desperately trying to get out of the hot water on the far side of the pool-

[Doc] Holy shit!- Xe spawns a bucket of water and wades in to scoop it up -

[Feebas] - Fee...

[Silver] Growls under his breath, his cold spreading out and cooling the water and causing more steam-

[Doc] We need to get this one to the center, stat! - Xe rushes back to the building with the bucket and clunks it on the counter- Little help please?!

[Joy] - Where did you find it!?- Her Chancy is already bringing out a stretcher

[Doc] In the hot springs!

[Joy] - Oh dear, we'll get it taken care of right away!- She rushes to the back with her Chancy

[Doc] Lets the other two pokemon out as xe paces and the Galvantula and Goomy sniff the Exeggcute curiously-

[Silver] Sits in a chair, listening and happens to overhear a conversation-

[MTrainer] - I can't believe that one guy was boasting about abandoning his Feebas!

[FTrainer] - I know! Poor thing, I know their pretty useless in a battle, but he still could have at least found it another home...

[MTrainer] - Hopefully he left it in a stream or somewhere safe...

[Silver] A small bit of ice forms around him-

[Doc] Gives a little hiss of irritation. - If they can't fix it, I will...

[Silver] - Nurse Joy can pretty much fix everything Doc.. We should speak to Officer Jenny though

[Doc] This game has police? They won't arrest us for trespassing right?

[Silver] - Yes it has police, and no, she won't arrest us, especially if we were saving a pokemon

[Doc] Goes to the counter and flags down a person - Can you call the police please?

[Person] - Oh, uh sure...- They call and briefly speak. Within minutes Officer Jenny enters the center

[Jenny] - I was told somebody here needed me?

[Doc] Yes, we found a fish pokemon abandoned in the hot springs.

[Jenny] - In the hot springs!? Did you see who left it there?

[Doc] No, but we rescued it. The nurse is working on it now. Some kind of brown and blue fish.

[MTrainer] - We saw who it was, he was bragging about leaving the Feebas

[Jenny] Goes over to the other trainers to get what information she can-

[Doc] I hope they throw the book at him, what a dick move.

[Jenny] After getting all the information- Alright, I'll alert my other cousins in case I somehow miss him, but I'm going to search the roads now. I'll have Joy update me later on the Feebas- She turns and leaves

[Doc] Good. -Turns to Silver- I'm glad you're good to your Pokemon, - hugs his shoulders- I'd give you so much shit if you weren't. Ha.

[Silver] - Never... Never... They become your family...- His ice is still having a bit of an effect

[Doc] Brr! - Xe turns hir glitch up like TLOT taught hir, there's a slight smell and a bit of the chairs plastic sags under the heat. -Oops.

[FTrainer] - Is somebody's Numel burning something?

[Doc] My bad! Sorry! - Pulls back to spare the furniture.

[Joy] Is absent from the counter for a few hours, luckily no trainers needing her come in. When she comes back out it's with a healthy looking Feebas- It was a little difficult, but we did it

[Deer] Enters the center having gone to the store to get some stuff and to distract herself while they were waiting for the Feebas-

[Doc] Love! Look! The little fish is all better. So glad you spotted them!-

[Deer] - Oh thank goodness!

[Joy] - Normally I'd say we'd wait for it's trainer to arrive, but that won't be an option here...

[Deer] - We'll take it, we have room on our teams

[Joy] - Are you sure?

[Doc] Of course. I only have these three and she only has two. - Xe pulls out a spare ball and hands it to Deerheart.

[Deer] Approaches the Feebas- Well, do you want to come with us?

[Feebas] Jumps a little and touches the ball, being pulled in-

[Deer] Smiles happily-

[Doc] I'll make some fish flakes while Silver is at the gym.

[Deer] - Good idea

[Silver] - I wonder where the others are...

[Doc] Most likely still doing random fights or catching things outside the town. They can't help you with the gym anyway, right?

[Silver] - No, I have to do all the fights by myself

[Doc] Well I can still help. - Xe takes out a potion and some healing slime and multiplies it. - Just to keep everyone's hearts full. They work on my pokemon, should be okay for yours too.

[Silver] - Ah, I think that counts as cheating...

[Doc] Can't you use potions to heal as you fight?

[Silver] - Well yes

[Doc] Then it's not cheating. Don't be silly.

[Phanpy] Wanders out and towards Glitchy and Strangled-

[Glitchy] A Phanphy... huh...

[Strangled] - You can fight it

-Glitchy lets out his shiny sneasel, which immediately moves toward the phanphy, claws raised-

[Phanpy] Uses tackle-

[Doc] Can we cheer for you Silver? Or is a solem thing?

[Silver] - I don't know... They may challenge you as well...

[Doc] Let em! I think we're good. You're the only one who needs the badge, we just have to survive.

[Silver] - But I still have to do all the fights, you can't help me with those

[Glitchy] Ice Punch.

-Sneasel gets hit with the tackle, and uses the closeness to try and jab the phanphy with a freshly ice coated fist-

[Doc] I know. You lead, we'll follow. This is your world.

[Phanpy] Tries growl-

[Silver] - Then let's go- Silver leads them out and heads towards the gym

[Sneasel] ...? -Head tilts a bit-

[Phanpy] Continues to use basic attacks-

[Sneasel] .... -Looks back at Glitchy and Strangled, gesturing at the Phanphy in a "Do I have to fight this?" manner-

[Doc] Enters the gym behind Silver and looks around. Hir pokemon are just bounding along beside hir-

[Silver] Puts his hand on his poke balls as he approaches the first trainer- Let's do this

[Doc] Deerheart... you should let yours out too, so they can watch. No one seems to care if they're loose anyway.

[Glitchy] At the very least weaken it so I can catch it, Tricks.

[Sneasel] Sneas! -Turns back to the Phanphy and starts attacking it, mostly with ice punch. Freeze that phanphy solid much?-

[Deer] - Oh, okay- She let's the Shaymin and Mudsdale

[Phanpy] Is considering running-

[Glitchy] -Tosses a simple Pokeball at the Phanphy-

[Phanpy] Is caught-

[Glitchy] -Picks up the ball and pets his sneasel's head- Good job.

[Strangled] - Can we go now?

[Silver] Starts his fight with the first trainer using Espurr, quickly winning- Good job Espurr!

[Doc] Does a little cheering for Silver but not so loud they'll be asked to leave. Their pokemon are similarly encouraging.

[Silver] Makes his way towards the next trainer, dropping down through boards and rising through vents-

[Doc] This building is crazy....

[Silver] Fights the next trainer, Espurr almost faints and so Silver changes it out for Sylveon who finishes the fight- Alright, just a few more

[Doc] Stay hydrated, it's hot in here!

[Silver] - I'm fine for now! What about you Sylveon?

[Sylveon] - Syl!

[Silver] Smiles and gives Sylveon some fresh water which heals it some-

[Glitchy] Are you bored Strangle? -Raises eyebrow at Strangled as he tosses the pokeball in his bag-

[Strangled] - These are small fry and you know it

[Doc] Keep it up! We believe in you Silver!

[Silver] Picks Sylveon up as they head for the next trainer-

[Exeggcute] Bounce and wiggle over to Deerheart, their little faces looking up at her and Yaunfen - Exxxe?

[Yaunfen] Is freaked out by the pokemon-

[Deer] - Yaunfen please, hold still, I don't want to drop you

[Glitchy] Duh, but it's not like we could go fight this game's Red.

[Glitchy] ... Could we? I mean... -Thoughtful look-

[Exeggcute] Spins back a bit in case the dragon falls off of her or something. -

[Doc] I think they're just curious. They can read minds after all.

[Strangled] - No! There's already enough of us as is

[Deer] Makes soothing noises at Yaunfen-

[Silver] - Has made it to the next trainer and starts the fight, Sylveon taking very little damage, but the fight is long

[Glitchy] It'd be interesting though... But you've got a point. We don't need to be Red Cubed. To the gym now?

[Strangled] - Yeah why not

-The first trainer has fully healed there pokemon at the center and returns-

[Trainer] - Are you guys here to fight for the badge too?

[Doc] Nah, we came to cheer our friend on. We're newbies at this sort of thing. We don't even have full teams.

[Trainer] - I see, well if you have any questions, feel free to ask

[Doc] Any tips on getting into a Shuppet's good graces? Or taking care of a Feebas?

[Trainer] - A shuppet? I'm not actually sure... But the dark pokemon gym may have some ideas

[Doc] Is there a place to buy a map?

[Trainer] - Maybe the general store? Most people just follow the routes, you eventually get where you're going

[Doc] Ah, well, it is nice countryside from what I've seen. Apart from the Trapinch's.

[Trainer] - Yeah they can get annoying, looks like your friend is at the last battle before the gym leader

[Doc] Awesome! Cripes I hope this goes perfectly, he really needs that badge.

[Silver] Is at the last trainer and has switched Sylveon for the unknowns-

[Trainer] - Why?

[Doc] I don't know, apparently they only have one move, but it's supposed to be something special.

[Trainer] - No, I meant why do they need the badge so badly

[Doc] Oh! Sorry! They have a higher level pokemon that won't behave since it evolved. Some kind of plant dinosaur thing. Deino.

[Trainer] Shudders- Those things are very aggressive...

[Doc] From what I've gleaned it's mostly because they're constantly hungry. They must metabolize crazy fast.

[Trainer] - Still, they cause a lot of damage...

[Doc] I put a helmet on it so it would stop bruising itself bumping into things too. -looks down- Well my team is just lounging. What are you carrying?

[Silver] Wins against the trainer and enters the gym leaders area-

[Goomy and Shaymin are laying on the Galvantula.]

[Trainer] - A Koffing and two Slugmas

[Doc] Can I see? Not trying to pick a fight, I'm just curious.

[Trainer] Shrugs- Sure- He lets his pokemon out

-The slugma's immediately head for the lava-

[Doc] Coughs a little because of the Koffings mist- Wow that's strong! OH! Don't go over there! You'll get hurt- Chases after the Slugma -

[Trainer] - They're fine, they like the lava

[Doc] Has already picked it up- Oh sorry! Well I'm warm too- Turns up hir heat again- Xe walks back with the slugma in hir hands-

[Trainer] - What are you doing!? They need to keep moving! They'll harden if they don't! That's why they head for lava, or any other heat source! It slows the hardening process down!

[Doc] Oh, But I'm super hot too, here- they stand in front of the trainer and the blistering heat is flowing off them like a fresh pool of lava-

[Trainer] - I don't care! Put my pokemon down!

[Doc] Sorry... here- Xe releases the little slug and steps back, already cooling down again. - I'm used to working with young creatures who go right for anything that will hurt them. Mom instincts...

[Trainer] Is ignoring Doc and checking his pokemon over. There's a loud boom overhead as Silver and the gym leader battle-

[Doc] Leans against Deerheart- I hope he's okay....

[Deer] - He'll be fine love

-After several tense minutes Silver emerges-

[Silver] - I won!- He shows the badge

[Doc] YES! - Xe grabs him and swings him around in a big hug, before putting him down again - So proud of you!

[Silver] - Thanks, should we see if the reds are here?

[Doc] Yes, I thought they'd be here by now, they must have gotten hung up with catching and fighting.

[Silver] Starts heading out of the gym- There they are!

[Doc] Guys! Look! Silver got his badge!

[Strangled] Is grumbling as he and Glitchy approach. He does perk at the news though- Really? That's great

[Glitchy] Glad to hear that. I caught a Phanphy and all Strangled did was stand around like a sudowudo..

[Strangled] Flips Glitchy off-

[Glitchy] You know it's true though

[Strangled] - Just shut the hell up

[Glitchy] Whatever -Rolls eyes-

[Doc] A Phanphy? Are you going to keep it, or trade it off?

[Glitchy] I’ll keep it. Even if it is underleveled.

[Silver] - Should we head back? Or go forwards?

[Person] Walks up holding a pair of googles - Who beat the gym? This is for them.

[Doc] What are they for?

[Person] So you can traverse the sandstorm outside the pass.

[Silver] - Sandstorm?

[Person] Yeah, there's a trader out there with some good stuff, I don't know why he won't come into town.

[Doc] Might be good to get something for Lie...

[Silver] - Okay, well I beat the gym, so I guess they're mine?

[Doc] Mind if I copy them?

[Person] Hands them to Silver-

[Silver] - Go right ahead

[Doc] Makes several copies and even puts a pair on Yaunfen before holding out the rest. - I'm up to trade at least.

[Strangled] Sighs- Fine- He takes a pair

[Doc] Blinks under the coke bottle lenses - Been a dogs age since I needed a pair of these, I feel all nostalgic. -giggles- I need a big lever to pull while shouting.

[Sneasel] Sneas! -Tries to grab Glitchy’s pair from his hands before he puts them on-

[Deer] Takes a pair as well-

[Silver] - You should probably put all your pokemon away...

[Deer] - Oh, okay

[Silver] Holds the goggles out of reach before putting them on-

[Doc] For their safety too, I wouldn't want anyone to get lost. - Xe pulls out a lead and starts making it longer before tying the end around Silvers waist. - We'll make a chain and stay on the road.

[Deer] Takes the rope and starts connecting everybody-

-Glitchy returns his sneasel to it’s ball-

[Doc] I know this isn't your game Silver, but you should still lead, if only because your team is the strongest. We can always exit back into the null space if it gets too nasty.

[Silver] - Oh look, Officer Jenny is back

[Doc] Hello Officer! Any news?

[Jenny] Is escorting an angry looking trainer- Oh hello, it's you guys again. How are you?

[Doc] Right as rain with two new pokemon and my friend here got a shiny new badge for his collection.

[Jenny] - Good, hey, would you do me a favor?

[Doc] Sure. What is it?

[Jenny] Motions to the trainer she's escorting- Well this is the guy who abandoned the Feebas and apparently it's not the only one he abandoned. Could you guys keep an eye out for a Ralts and a Vulpix?

[Doc] Of course, how far away were they dropped? We're headed out into the sandstorm.

[Jenny] - That's just it, they could be in the sandstorm, I found him exiting it since he didn't have any goggles...

[Doc] Got it. Do you want us to bring them back if we find them? Or do they need new owners anyway?

[Jenny] - They'll need new owners, he's having all his pokemon confiscated and redistributed to other trainers

[Doc] Ha! A fitting punishment for a bad pet owner. For shame.

[Jenny] - Anyways, please do be careful in the sandstorm and keep an eye out for those two pokemon

[Doc] Makes a little salute. - Of course. You guys ready?

[Silver] - Yeah

[Strangled] - If we must

[Deer] - Let's go

[Glitchy] Yep

[Doc] Ah, don't be so sour Strangled. I'd think some fresh air would do you good. You can't just hide in Silver's room forever.

[Strangled] - Oh shut up

[Doc] I'm still willing to be your friend. I'm sure Silver will vouch for me on that at least.

[Silver] - Come on Strangled, please?

[Strangled] - Fine... Whatever

[Silver] - Okay, let's go then- Starts leading them into the sandstorm

-The group tromps down a rocky path between two cliffs and the sand blows down from above until the reach the other end, where it's whirling in every direction over a dusty road and a flat plain scattered with rocks.

[Strangled] Perks as he hears some soft noises- There's something over there...

[Doc] As a group then. - moves with the others.

-There's a small crevice in the ground and a little bit of light can be seen down in it, the Raltz and Vulpix are down several feet. The Vulpix used ember to create some light-

[Doc] I can dig down to it. Unless someone has a flying Pokemon that can grab them?

[Mew] -Slides off Glitchy’s neck and glides halfway down to the Ralts and Vulpix-

[Glitchy] Guess Null has it.

[Mew] -Waves paws and the two pokemon are enveloped in bubbles, which float up with mew- Got them.

[Vulpix] Seems frightened and Raltz tries to calm it-

[Silver] - Poor things, I can't imagine what they've been through...

[Doc] Well you're safe now little ones. Do you want to come with us?

[Vulpix] Frightened noises-

[Deer] - Let me try something- She let's Shaymin out

[Shaymin] Releases healing energy-

[Vulpix] Calms a little-

[Deer] - I think that one will do best with Lie, I think having another Vulpix around might help this one

[Doc] Good idea Love.

[Person] Coming up the road. They're totally wrapped up with just goggles showing and a large backpack - Oh! Hello. Not used to seeing a group on the road, did you find something in the mirage rocks? Wow.... I've never seen those kinds of pokemon before. [He thinks Yaunfen is a Pokemon too.]

[Deer] - Oh, well, thank you

[Silver] - And you are?

-Mew returns to it’s perch on Glitchy’s shoulders-

[Sprig] I'm Sprig, I hunt fossils out here and sell or trade them to trainers.

[Strangled] - Not fossil pokemon...

[Sprig] What's wrong with fossil pokemon? They're lovely to display and pretty strong if you have someone revive them.

[Doc] There are fossils.....? - Is unbinding hir part of the rope.

[Strangled] Grumbles-

[Silver] - There are fossil pokemon in every game, Strangled actually has one...

[Doc] That's so cool! What is it? Is it a dinosaur?

[Strangled] - Fuck off

[Doc] So mean... - Xe takes out some gems - So... do you have any to trade? I love fossils.

[Sprig] I've got a Root fossil. Some kid came by earlier and got my other one. I need to go dig some more.

[Doc] Trade me for this? - Takes out a large sparkly diamond-

[Sprig] Jaw drop-

[Strangled] - Is that your solution for everything?

[Doc] Would you prefer I beat him up and took it?

[Sprig] Gulps -

[Doc] Gems are good currency in just about any game.

[Strangled] - Ugh

[Sprig] Makes a quick trade and hands Doc the dinner plate sized fossil. - Oh, I have to give this to Lie! It looks like a little plant!

[Deer] - So she'll be getting two new pokemon then

[Silver] - You still need to find someone to revive it

[Doc] You think I should? I was just going to give her the fossil as decoration.

-a wild shiny lunatone runs right into doc's back-

[Silver] - You know her better than I do

[Doc] Ah, you're right. I'll have someone revive it. If it's a plant thing it should go well with the rest of the contents of her greenhouse... What the?! There's something on my shoulders!

-lunatone seem to being having trouble in the sandstorm it doesn't seem for around this area-

[Doc] Lunges around trying to grab it-

-lunatone is grabbed but is panicking now not know what doc is trying to do-

[Deer] - Ah! Hold still love!- She looks at Shaymin who once again releases calming energy

-lunatone calms down thanks to the energy- Tone Tone

[Doc] It looks like a little moon?

[Sprig] That's a Lunatone! It must be super lost.

-lunatone uses it's blue eyes to look at doc-

[Doc] It's pretty isn't it? And we know someone who loves space, don't we?

[Deer] Giggles a little- Yes, yes we do

[Doc] Wanna come live with our friend? She has a Minior, a Serperior and a Mimkyu you can hang out with.

-lunatone make a kind of happy nod-

[Doc] Then it's a done deal - Xe taps the Lunatone with an empty ball and holds it out to Deerheart to carry. - I want to try something if you guys can wait for me for a minute.

[Deer] - Sure, do you want to ball the Vulpix and Raltz too?

[Doc] Oh! Sorry... Here, I can make lots of empties easily. - Xe multiples the item in hir hand and holds them out to share.

[Deer] With Silver's help, balls the two lost pokemon-

[Silver] Takes some for him and Strangled-

[Doc] Pulls out a diamond pickaxe-

[Sprig] A little too quickly - I have a magic flute, trade?!

[Doc] Huh? I guess? I can always make more tools. Here-

[Sprig] Pulls out the little flute and passes it before taking the pick with gusto-

[Doc] I can't play, but it's kinda neat anyway.

[Strangled] - I can take that for now if you want

[Doc] Sure, I need my hands free anyway. - Xe takes out another pick and starts chopping away at a nearby rock formation. The bitty pixels fly everywhere as the hunks of rock despawn-

[Strangled] - Wow... That's gonna be slow

[Sprig] They seem to be doing okay. Do you have a better idea?

[Strangled] Tosses one of his pokeballs and his Onyx emerges- Yeah, a faster one

[Doc] Jumps as the huge pokemon appears - WHOAH.

[Sprig] Bolts back into the storm-

[Strangled] - Onyx! Rock smash!- The pokemon begins smashing rocks

[Doc] Hey.... Thank you Strangled. That's really helpful.

[Onyx] Leaves whatever is found behind-

[Doc] Picks around in the rubble and gives a trimphant yelp- Look at this! - Xe runs back to them - It's got a little feather in it. I love it! You guys have such a cool home game.

[Silver] - Each one is different

[Doc] But still fun. So you said something about reviving them? Would it be easier to go to your game for that? Or a newer version so no one is weirded out by whatever this is?

[Silver] - There should be someone around here who can do it

[Doc] I'll hunt for a map online. Do you want to go on foot, or go out and come back into a different area manually?

[Silver] - Going out and then back in would probably be better

[Doc] Got it, give me a sec.... If you guys want to try for some random encounters, go ahead-

[Strangled] - Yeah not interested, Onyx? Come back- He pulls Onyx back into it's ball

[Doc] It looks like we need to find the Devon Corporation building in Rustboro City and talk to a scientist on the second floor. That's good with me, this sand is chafing. - Xe makes a portal out and the sand despawns as it blows into the blackness beyond.

[Deer] Quickly steps through-

[Silver] Leads Glitchy and Strangled through-

[Doc] Makes another hole and they step out into a verdantly green area.

[Strangled] - Can we hurry this up?

[Silver] - Always impatient

[Doc] I didn't want to make a hole where anyone would see it. The city is just up the road. I think we can lose the rope now too.

[Strangled] Once everyone is free he loops it up for himself-

[Rival] Waiting at the gate, is super suprised to see the group- Uh...

[Silver] - Who wants to deal with him?

[Doc] Who is he?

[Strangled] - Can I kill him?

[Doc] Is that nessesary?

[Silver] - The rival of the protage

[Doc] So it would mess up the players game to kill him, right?

[Rival] Suddenly looks afraid.

[Strangled] - So?

[Glitchy] They can hear us, and you’re scaring them..

[Rival] There's uh.... Pokemon League gym in this town... -sweating

[Strangled] - Not interested

[Rival] Right... then I'll just.. just be going....

[Doc] That would be for the best I think.

[Rival] bolts-

[Doc] that was easy-

[Deer] - As much as I'm enjoying this, could we hurry a little love? I think I'm starting to get a headache...

[Doc] Oh, I'm sorry Deerheart. Here, have a healing potion- offers- I'll hurry it up. Let's find this scientist and book it.

[Deer] - Thank you

[Doc] Starts walking with the map open on hir gold carrot. No one else can see the small heads up as xe navigates the streets and stops in front of an office building.

[Silver] - Do you want any of us to go with you?

[Doc] Could you at least? You're more appropriately dressed for this game. As far as I know I'm asking for a favor.

[Silver] - Sure

-There are a few NPC's wandering around in the building-

[Doc] Heads for the second floor. Xe's carrying a fossil under each arm so it's obvious why xe's there-

[Silver] Follows, cautiously looking around-

[Scientist] - Hello there!

[Doc] Hi! - Xe's suddenly moved by the sight of someone in a labcoat that isn't barking mad or being shot at. Hir voice cracks a little- I... I need someone to wake these up for me?

[Scientist] - Sure, let me see them

[Doc] Gingerly hands over the fossils, Hir hand lingers on the surface of the feather one as it's taken.

[Scientist] Cleans them up a bit before putting them into a machine. It whirs to life and after a few moments there are two poke balls which the scientist hands over- Here you go

[Doc] Takes them gently - Is... there anything I should know? I don't even know what they are.

[Scientist] - Well, just open them and find out

[Doc] Presses the button on the first one and a purple and pink plant creature flops out.

[Lileep] Lileep?

[Scientist] - Oh cool! A Lileep!

[Doc] IT'S ADORABLE. Lie is gonna go nuts.

[Scientist] - Well let's see what's in the other one

[Doc] Hurredly hits the button and a ball of feathers flaps awkwardly to the floor. It's colorful and the face is like a dinosaur.

[Doc] Oh... this one is mine. Absolutely.

[Archen] Arch?

[Scientist] - That's an Archen

[Doc] It's so fluffy! Like a rainbow chicken with a fantail. I love it.

[Silver] - They are neat

[Doc] Is overwhelmed and hugs the scientist- Thank you!

[Scientist] - Your... welcome?

[Doc] It's just... damn... - lets go- It's so nice to see someone else doing this and... not getting the torches and pitchfork treatment. I'm moved... seriously. - wipes away a tear.

[Scientist] - What are you talking about?

[Silver] - Doc, maybe we should get going...

[Doc] We're travellers, where I come from... it's not so nice for scientists and doctors with more experimental methods... but yes, probably.

[Scientist] - Okay?- He seriously thinks Doc is insane

[Doc] Thank you again- Xe leaves quickly, practically running with a pokemon in each arm. - Deerheart! Glitchy! Strangled! Look at them! They're great aren't they?

[Glitchy] Yeah!

[Doc] Snuggles them - Aww. We should head back now, unless you guys have any objections?

[Doc] I can't wait to give Lie hers, Cp might punch me again, but I know she'll appreciate it.

[Deer] - There's always a chance of him punching you love

[Doc] True... He seems to take a special kind of enjoyment out of it... Anyway... - xe puts away the two pokemon and makes another portal- shall we?

[Deer] Happily walks through with the others following-

[Doc] Leads them back to the server with a minimum of fuss and closes the wall behind them. - it's fun going on little trips, but it's even nicer to be home.

[Deer] - Very much so

[Strangled] - Oh joy, back to this hell hole

[Doc] Strangled... Is there anything I can do to make you more at ease?

[Strangled] - Jut leave me alone- He starts walking off

[Silver] - Strangled...

[Doc] Silver? Do you think I should offer to just send him back to the mansion? He seems so determined to be miserable...

[Silver] Sighs- He's always like this, I'll talk to him in a little bit.

[Doc] Okay... But I know someone you should talk to now... - types out a quick update for Splender-

[Splender] Teleports over with Pinwheel- Yes?

[Doc] Guess what Silver did today!

[Splender] - What?

[Doc] Gives Silver a little nudge- tell him!

[Silver] - I... I got another badge...

[Splender] Switches Pinwheel to a tendril as he gasps happily and hugs Silver- OH HOW WONDERFUL!

[Doc] And it should get the Deino under control too. It evolved into something a bit more rambunctious.

[Splender] - Oh good, that's very good

[Doc] We've got some new little friends as well, a bird, a fish, a fairy, a fox, a plant critter, and Glitchy here got a teeny elephant thing.

[Splender] Another happy gasp-

[Doc] is letting hir Pokemon out to stretch and gestures for Deerheart to do the same. Only the ball with the Lileep stays closed.

[Deer] Let's all but the Feebas out- We should probably let Feebas out by the water

[Doc] I wonder... Do you think Stevie might like it? A fish is a pretty low-stress pet.

[Deer] - Stevie? Well it would be a second pet for him and Alexis...

[Doc] it's too big for her kitten to annoy it much...

[Deer] - That's true, and it might be good for him, I have a feeling that CP may have had a habit of killing his pets in the past...

[Doc] Just frowns- yeah... I'd mop the floor with him if he tried that shit now. Give Lie a call, Cp is probably sitting with Markus. No need for his bitching just yet.

[Deer] - Understood- She briefly concentrates and there's a quick response from Lie- She'll be here soon

[Doc] Silver? You gonna let yours out to play too? They did good today.

[Silver] - Oh, sure- He let's all of his pokemon out

[Doc] Is just petting and playing with all the critters, Yaunfen as well as the Pokemon.

[Lie] Arrives with her Alolan Vulpix- Hey, what do you guys need?

[Doc] We come bearing gifts! But Deerheart should go first. She has something for you.

[Deer] Smiles and hands Lie a pokeball- This one is kinda timid, it's former trainer was a bit abusive

[Lie] Gives Deer a curious look before pressing the button on the ball letting the normal Vulpix out- Oh, hello there little one

[RVulpix] Makes a scared little noise and cowers-

[AVulpix] Jumps down from Lie's arms to investigate-

[Doc] just like our little floofs... One red and one white, aww.

[AVulpix] Sniffs at RVulpix who whines a little-

[Lie] - Poor thing seems terrified...

[Doc] Ah I think that will change, they just need love, and the low resolution may be freaking them out a bit too.

[Lie] - Yup- She's crouched down to be closer to the pokemon's heights

[Doc] Lie.... I had the most amazing experience!

[Lie] - Oh?

[Doc] We got some fossils and took them to this really clean cut place, like an office almost, but with scientists everywhere, and it wasn't bombed out or anything! There weren't even people with guns around anywhere!

[Doc] And I gave this really polite, calm one, the fossils, and he put them in a big whirring machine and brought them back to life! And nobody got mad, or hurt, or anything! They just acted like it was a totally normal thing to do! I almost cried...

[Lie] - Doc that's wonderful!

[Doc] is super giddy- Look what I got! It's a little dinosaur-bird! An Archen! Isn't it great?!

[Archen] Flaps it's little wings like a chicken - Ar-ar-ar!

[Lie] - It's adorable Doc!

[AVulpix] Jumps around trying to get the other to play-

[Doc] Lie.... I found one for you too... I traded a man gems in a sandstorm for it. I was going to leave it just as a fossil for decoration, but given the opportunity to bring it back to life... I couldn't resist. - Offers the ball to Lie.

[Lie] Curious, she opens the ball, letting the Pokemon out-

[Lileep] Pops out, waving it's skinny pink tendrils in confusion. It's obviously a plant, but moving like a small animal on tiny nub legs at the bottom of it's stem. - Lileep! ep? ep?

[Doc] I think it might need a lot of watering. But it's pretty vigorious.

[Archen] Is fluttering around and manages to land on Galvantula

[Galvantula] Just crackles a bit.

[Lie] - Duly noted, it's a cutie

[Silver] Watches as Sylveon cautiously approaches the vulpix's-

[Doc] Does Evee begin as a dog type Silver?

[Silver] - Hm? Oh, yeah

[Doc] As long as everyone plays nice, I guess that's the important thing. You know.... it wouldn't be a bad idea to arrange some play days for all the Pokemon on the server. Just to keep them socialized and in shape. I wouldn't mind going out into the wilds of one of the games as a group either just to train a bit on wild encounters and random trainer battles.

[Silver] - I'm not sure how well it would work since it is a single player game

[Doc] Maybe on your glitched version? Would that help any? I mean, as long as we stay away from Lavender town?

[Silver] - Maybe... And the big four would be a no go too...

[Doc] No, of course not. I don't want to beat the game, but I know my Joltick wasn't the only one that could evolve. And they seem scrappy. I don't want them getting bored and picking fights randomly.

[Deer] - Love, I still have Lunatone... If you take Yaunfen I'll take the Lunatone to Gem

[Doc] Of course! Let me have our little one- holds out hir arms for the dragon

[Deer] Passes Yaunfen over before heading off to find Gem-

[Lie] - Deer wait, I'll come with you

[Deer] - Alright

[Lie] Carefully she picks up the Lileep and her new Vulpix while the Alolan version follows behind her-

[Deer] And Lie pass Lie's house where she mentally checks on CP before taking a couple of Lie's horses the rest of the way to Gem's place. Once there. Deer knocks on the door- Gem? Aven? BEN?

[aven] -opens the front door- hey guys

[Deer] - Hello Aven, how's BEN and Hyrule?

[aven] ben is protective as always and still mad about hyrule's first word and hyrule got a fairy to protect him. so what brings you guys out here?

[Deer] - We went on a little outing with the pokemon trainers to help Silver, they apparently needed a different badge to control one of their pokemon. We got something for Gem as well

[Lie] - I'm just along for the visit

[aven] well gem is with her pokemon right now in there rooms you can get there though the horse pen.

[Deer] - Thank you, do you want to come with us?

[aven] sure -walks out side and closes the door behind her-

[RVulpix] Is shaking in Lie's arms-

[Lie] - Shhh, it's okay, your safe

[Deer] Motions for Aven to lead since she's still not too familiar with the layout of their home-

[aven] -goes back down to where the horse pen then heads in there is a door on the back wall and stairs with fences on the front wall aven leads them down those steps gem is in the middle of the room playing with her pokemon-

[Lie] - Hello Gem!

[gem] oh hello lie hello deer.

Deer] - We have something for you Gem- She holds out the pokeball

[gem] a pokemon? -takes the pokeball then lets them out-

[lunatone] -pops out- luna?

[gem] -makes a little squee noise- a lunatone thank you so much!

[Deer] - It was caught up in a sandstorm and lost, it literally flew into Doc

[gem] awe the poor thing -offers lunatone a berry which it happily takes-

[Lie] - Something was mentioned about my new vulpix having been in a bad situation?

[Deer] - Yeah, an abusive trainer who left it for dead in the same sand storm where we found Gem's new pokemon. It's why it's so scared

[gem] the poor thing do you want a berry to offer it?

[Lie] - That probably isn't a bad idea

[gem] -hands lie some berries-

[Lie] Offers one to the vulpix and it shies away- This is going to take some work...

[mimikyu] -comes over to the vulpix- mimik?

[Rvulpix] Squeaks and hides it's face while it's counter part eagerly jumps around Mimikyu-

[mimikyu] -playfully chases after the aloan vulpix-

[Lileep] Watches curiously-

[serperior] -gets closer to lileep- ser?

[Lileep] Sniffs at Serperior-

[Lie] - Well at least the pokemon are having fun

[serperior] -sniff's back-

[gem] they sure are -minior and lunatone are running around gem-

[Deer] - Doc was just mentioning how they wanted to create some pokemon playdates

[gem] that wouldn't be a bad idea they could all get together and play

[Lie] - And we'd get some time to just watch them

[gem] where are we going to do that or have we not decided?

[Lie] - Nothings really been decided yet

[gem] well do let me know if anything is I am sure these guys would love to all play

[BEN] - AVEN! HYRULE IS PUKING AGAIN!

[aven] -goes running up the stairs to help ben-

[Notch] is half-asleep and groans in irritation as his phone starts buzzing again-

[CP] - Oh for fucks sake what now?

[CP] - Reaches over to grab the phone-

[Jeb] Markus? I Think it's safe to talk now if you want. Dare I ask how things are going?

[CP] - Well it's been an interesting addition asshole

[Jeb] shit... Hi-hi- Cp... What's wrong?

[CP] - Well the brine you gave us was the one that originally gave Doc their glitch

[Jeb] I... I didn't know! Is that bad?!

[CP] - At first, but I think we've gotten him at least a little calmed down...

[Jeb] Oh, that's good. I mean, I know he's probably a handful or they wouldn't have put him down for deletion, that's pretty damn rare. But you especially are so damn op I didn't think it would be an issue.

[CP] - Had to trap him in a dream for a bit

[Jeb] ... You can do that? That's kinda terrifying...

[CP] - Oh yes, and you can only leave them once I allow you to

[Jeb] is frankly terrified - I- I see.. Um.. Is Markus okay? Since you answered his phone....

[CP] - He's a bit preoccupied... And bed ridden...

[Jeb] Bed-ridden?! Why? What's wrong with him?!

[CP] - Eh, he's just transitioning from physical to digital

[Jeb] you say that like it isn't equal parts magic and total impossibility...

[CP] - He's not the first, though he hasn't received as much help as Lie

[Jeb] I believe you... It's just... Damn. Is he just stuck there now?

[CP] - No, I can still bring him back into the physical world, He'll just have to go through immense amounts of pain to regain his physical form

[Jeb] So probably stuck. Geeze.... What an ironic fucking fate... Will he at least get some weird powers out of the deal?

[CP] - Don't know, but he has had his blood replaced with that of several brines

[Jeb] Several?! I can't even... Wait, are you the one that's actually taking care of him?

[CP] - Stevie and I are sharing responsibility for that... My wife's idea

[Jeb] Oh, well... Take care of him okay? We fight a lot, but we used to be pretty good friends. Is there anything I can do?

[CP] - The fucking hell should I know? Unless you want me to drag you back in

[Jeb] No! I mean... no thank you... Sir. I gotta go. Give him my best.

[CP] - Whatever- He then hangs up and tosses the phone back onto Notch

[Notch] Rings the little bells - from what I did hear you handled that nicely. Thank you Cp.

[CP] - HOW FUCKING LONG HAVE YOU BEEN AWAKE!?

[Notch] Blinks at the sheer volume - just a few minutes.... I didn't feel like talking to him.... When I already feel this shitty.

[CP] Grumbles and looks at the time- You hungry yet?

[Notch] Maybe? I... could try something thin.

[CP] - Let me go see what we have- He goes upstairs and rummages through the food trunk until he finds some plain broth which he suspects Doc left for them which he takes to Notch

[Hope] Peeks into the workroom and mews-

[Notch] Gives the flowers another little shake before forcing himself to sit against the wall and take the bowl. - thank you

[CP} - Whatever

[Hope] Trots over and jumps onto the foot of Notch's bed-

[Notch] Takes the broth in careful sips until there's only a skim on the bottom, he offers the little bit to the cat-

[Hope] Licks at the bowl, purring-

[Notch] Good kitty

[CP] Twitches at the phrase-

[Notch] Sweet little thing, I thought I saw Doc leave with some of the creepypastas over the chat a while ago. Is everything alright?

[CP] - They came back so I'm guessing so

[Notch] Did I miss something?

[CP] - Not much then a bunch of fighting with the new brine

[Mb] Has gotten bored and is listening quietly below one of the windows.

[Stevie] Enters the workroom- Brother? I'm back

[CP] - About fucking time

[Notch] Thank you for standing up for me, your brother too. I'm proud of you both.

[Stevie] - What did I do?

[Notch] Sometimes just standing your ground says volumes.

[Stevie] Is a bit confused but just accepts it-

[CP] Stretches- Well, I'm off to find my mate

[Notch] Sinks back down on the bed in obvious pain.

[Stevie] - Ah, father, if you'd waited a moment I would have helped you!

[Notch] it's okay, just.... I just need to sleep...

[Mb] is waiting for Cp to come outside.

[Stevie] - Then rest father, I'll watch you for now

[CP] Teleports outside to the top of his tree, trying to sense where Lie is-

[Mb] swears softly and tps up just below him before poking him in the ass roughly with a stick from below-

[CP] Growls- What?!

[Lie] Is already coming back with Deer so Gem can bond with her new pokemon-

[Mb] Tps above Cp and gives him a hard whack in the head with the staff

[CP] Growls and immediately takes off after Mb-

[Mb] Is obviously enjoying himself and leads Cp on a merry chase around the yard before tripping him with a quick teleport.

[CP] - I WILL FUCKING PUT YOU BACK IN A DREAM!

[Mb] Turns around and tosses a second staff in front of Cp before bracing to fight him.

[CP] Easily grabs the staff and jabs at Mb-

[Mb] Does a little spin, evading and swinging for Cp's feet-

[CP] Jumps over the staff and aims for Mb's head-

[Mb] Takes a glancing blow and jabs at Cp's stomach. He's grinning madly all the while -

[CP] Grabs the staff with his hand and attempts to yank it from Mb's grip-

[Mb] Goes with Cp's momentum and aims a fist at his jaw in an uppercut-

[CP] Dodges, but it's still a glancing blow-

[Mb] Does a turn and tries to sweep Cp's leg-

[CP] TP's out of range-

[Mb] Kicks the corner of the barn instead and the cats scatter in fright into the yard.

[CP] - You fucker! Leave my wife's animals alone!

[Mb] Next time stay still and I'll kick you instead! Ha!

[CP] Lunges at Mb-

[Mb] Throws a punch at Cp's face-

[CP] Takes a blow as he throws a punch of his own-

[Mb] Gets hit hard in the eye but does the same to Cp, the two roll in the dirt punching eachother-

[Lie] Spots the two brines as she rides up- What is going on here!?

[Mb] Stops for a second- We're fighting! What the fuck do you think?

[Lie] - NOT AROUND MY ANIMALS!

[Mb] Oh now it has to be a certain spot?! LAME.

[Lie] - I will not have you scaring my animals! Now stop

[Mb] Tps away from Cp - Wouldn't want to get you in trouble with the little woman. Ha.

[CP] Growls at Mb-

[Lie] Sighs- Well at least this time your body is intact...

[Mb] Can't have any fun at all around here. And what's with all the cute fucking animals everywhere?

[CP] Notices the new pokemon- Why are there more?

[Lie] - Doc brought them for me

[Mb] Spawns a stair block and sits down to watch what he senses wil be an entertaining explosion.

[CP] - THAT FUCKER!

[Mb] Sniggers-

[Lie] - CP calm down, the new Vulpix was abused and I don't want you to scare it even more

[Mb] What about the purple thing?

[Lie] - It's an ancient pokemon

[Mb] It's weird.

[CP] Sighs in irritation-

[Mb] Doc was at the spawn last I saw...

[CP] - I'll be right back

[Lie] - CP stay

[Mb] Is ready to follow Cp-

[CP] - But I want to beat the crap out of them!

[Lie] - No CP, come on, let's go inside

[CP] - Why?

[Lie] - Because maybe I'll give you something

[Mb] Is grinning hugely at Cp getting bossed around, it's basically a consolation prize.

[Lie] Sends him a mental burst of what she means and CP grins-

[CP] - Oh fuck yes I can get behind that

[Mb] Just fades into the shadows. Somewhat annoyed.

[Deer] - Doc? CP's gotten into another fight

[Doc] Is basically laying on the ground playing with the pokemon and their dragon- Huh? Is he hurt?

[Deer] - I don't know, but it was him and Mb

[Doc] Well they did agree that that was going to be a regular thing. But I also know he won't ask for help if he's hurt-

[Deer] - Should we go check on them?

[Doc] I guess so. Come on guys, we're going for a walk.

[Deer] Takes Doc's hand as they walk-

-They're basically being followed by a crowd of pokemon and Doc is carrying Yaunfen-

[Doc] What a lovely day.

[Deer] - Of course it is, why wouldn't I make it so for you?

[Doc] You have no idea how warm and fuzzy that makes me feel. But you know me, I like it when it rains too. A cozy storm, us curled up by the fire- purrs

[Deer] - Maybe this evening

[Doc] Such a smitten face- I love you.

[Deer] Kisses Docs cheek- I love you to

-Lies house comes into sight and everything seems quiet-

[Mb] Slips out of a shadow - Don't bother. He's inside, with his wife tending his wounds.

[Doc] Shit... I should still check on him then, just in case Lie needs help.

[Deer] - Knowing how CP is with injuries? I agree

[Lie] Is walking CP across the bridge to their room-

[Doc] Yells up- Lie? Do you need any help with Cp?

[Lie] - No, we're good

[CP] - Fuck off asshole

[Doc] Well then....

[Deer] - Are you sure CP? [CP] - I'm fine!

[Doc] Chuckles-

[Lie] - Really Doc, he is this time, he just had a slightly black eye and it's already gone

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