#anyway this is just me thinking

[anonymous-dentist]

I feel like we all moved a bit too quickly past qCellbit saying that his whole thing as a serial killer was him killing people and chopping up their bodies and leaving their body parts scattered across public parks because WHAT???

And you guys KNOW that he 100% kept small parts of the bodies to eat, and when his apartment or whatever was being raided by the cops his fridge had to have been filled with the missing body parts of these murdered people.

And he was what? 17 at the oldest? Because he was 18-ish in Fuga Impossível, and he was an established prisoner by then. He had to have been in prison for at least a year, so he had to have been arrested before he was 18, meaning he was a teenager doing this horrible terrible stuff, and you’ve just gotta think about why because. Because, his entire memorable life, he hadn’t really eaten anything but terrible mushroom soup and human flesh. And he’s established in the present to have mushroom soup as a legitimate trigger, so, fresh out of the war? There’s no way he would’ve done that, so he had to have turned to the only form of sustenance he knew: killing and eating people. It’s all he knew.

That begs the question of: Why did he chop up the body parts?

Easy: to make the bodies a puzzle for the authorities to solve.

Because Cell was kind of. Full of himself. He thought/knew that he was smarter and stronger than anyone and everyone else around him, and what 16 year old boy doesn’t think he’s smarter than an authority figure?

He’s always loved puzzles. He wanted the cops to try and prove that they could catch him by having them literally have to piece his victims back together, but he always kept pieces so they could never be identified. He wanted to prove that was better, but he ended up failing because, uh. He was a teenager.

(His line in the present about Bad being what ended up sending him to prison makes me wonder if maybe Bad tipped off the police because, as the Grim Reaper, he couldn’t handle the sudden increased workload. He made it to Cell’s trial as a ‘witness’, and Cell hated him.)

[b1gwings]

i’m so into dndads rn i might make a separate blog just so i can RB everything i see

[varilien]

am i blanchin?

girl we blanchin!!

HI HIII happy birthday to everyone's favorite mystery twins!! how did they grow up so fast!!!!

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[realtalk127]

thinking about how the best case scenario that elphaba can imagine in the wizard and i is that finally someone will come along who will be able to change everything about her. even in her wildest dreams, she views that as her best option.

and then.

along comes galinda. who - after spending an entire night attempting to give her a makeover - settles on: ‘actually, you’re perfect just the way you are. i wouldn’t change a thing. except maybe to tuck a little piece of myself in with you, just there.’

and i just think that’s neat.

[gongyussy]

(✿◕‿◕) die (ꈍ ꒳ ꈍ✿)

[stemmmm]

more people gotta try this shit where bill has not improved and will not change but he's just chilling so its fine probably. its great

[mroddmod]

they are like puppies. 2 me

[hinamie]

10 years later

[midnight-coffee94]

No single line has ever wrecked me as hard as this one from the Good Place and I think about it constantly

[geezmarty]

(bellara/taash) nerd/jocks lovers rise up

[inkskinned]

okay is she being actually immature or is it just a woman over 30 expressing a human experience you find to be immature.

like yeah. at certain ages... let shit go. im not defending the real immature shit. im not defending the karen you're picturing. i worked in retail i hate those people too. (once somebody got mad at me because she didn't like how our winter window decor was a snowman smoking a pipe. i wish i was joking).

but men at 57 will write books about how 17 year old girls are soooo sexy. they will invent worlds where women have to be naked for "armor reasons." they will write songs that treat women as objects. people rush to defend them. meanwhile a woman at 35 will be like "heartbreak is hard, actually" or "i feel betrayed by a friend" or "i am struggling with something emotionally." immediately people will say stuff like this woman is 35 by the way. by the way this woman is SO OLD to be experiencing this. BY THE WAY.

im 31, almost 32. the other day a poet was blasted online because at her "big age", she had written a poem about feeling unloved. top comment was "this woman is 29 by the way." this woman is too old to still be useful, by the way. she has to behave better . maybe if she was a good wife and mother she could stop existing loudly, and the story could continue on without her. this woman has served her purpose, by the way. she's so cringe, by the way. at 29 - so old! - she still hasn't figured out that her existence should be one of shame.

[eydilily]

would you bite the hand that feeds you?

[the-phantom-peach]

🗣️ huh?? what do you mean I haven’t posted any Link signing propaganda yet??

[me-beef]

@strangeravatar made a great point

i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make

but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do

ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad

[possamble]

hiii everybody are you normal about Falin showing Laios the same little spell that Marcille showed her? are you normal about Falin remembering it fondly enough that it was one of the first things she showed her brother while trying to teach him magic?

[egophiliac]

still ruminating over Lost In the Book With Spooky Skeletons Part 1, so here's a selection of some of my favorite little bits! (...some more loosely paraphrased than others) (I just feel like Idia has no room to criticize in general, okay)

anyway, I'm sure we're just going to have a fun time celebrating Halloween and nothing bad is going to happen whatsoever! :)