#anyway thank you for the ask :)

[coryothesub]

Coryo when the reader slaps him on the butt and he blushes

nsfw / mdni / sub!coryo / dom!reader

“Coriolanus, I swear…” you hissed at him using the moment everyone else was looking away. 

Coryo gave you a cocky smirk on return. You both were out for lunch with some friends and he was being a little brat since the moment you sat at the table, teasing you relentlessly.

His hand kept running up and down your thigh making your panties so impossibly wet that you were concerned about leaving a wet stain on your seat. 

When it seemed that it couldn't get worse he took your hand and put it on his crotch where you could feel his cock slowly getting hard. It was clear that right after paying the bill you’d have to get back home as soon as possible to deal with this outrageous behavior.

Or maybe you didn't have to wait until getting home…

When someone asked for extra napkins and Coryo volunteered to go get them, you smacked his ass without a warning as soon as he got up from the table.

Coryo turned around and you could see a dark tint of red filling his cheeks as he noticed your friends smirking equivocally. You rarely displayed any elements of your true relationship dynamics in public, but Coryo had crossed your line so you decided to cross his.

“I warned you!” you mouthed silently, looking right into his eyes.

After a brief moment Coryo remembered that he was about to go somewhere and left the table. You waited out a bit and found some dumb excuse to follow him. 

You found your boy grabbing some napkins from the side of the bar counter. You grabbed him by the hand and dragged him into the empty ladies room in one swift move.

He stood before you and his eyes widened realizing that his punishment would come a lot sooner than he’d expected.

You turned him around and pulled his pants down putting his bare ass on display for anyone who might enter the room at any given moment.

“I-I don't think…” Coryo stuttered terrified about the prospect of getting caught, but you just didn't care at this point. 

“Should have thought about it earlier,” you replied mockingly just before your hand landed on his bare ass in a heavy slap, making him whimper.

You repeated the movement again and again marveling at the bright pink patch forming on his soft pale skin. The color of his butcheek now matched the tone of his face that was now bright red, the thoughts of getting caught in such a humiliating position running through his mind.

“Ohhh,” Coryo let out a sound that was something between whining and moaning as you repeated the same drill on his other butcheek not sparing your energy to make all of his lovely ass equally burning red.

You could feel that despite his shame and fear of getting caught he was enjoying this very much.

“I'm so hard now,” he confirmed your suspicions as soon as you had finished disciplining him and pulled his pants back over his reddened butt.

“You are, huh?” you have him a shit eating grin with every intention to prolong his torture.

“I need your pussy now, mommy! So badly…” he looked at you innocently.

“Your puppy eyes won't cover it,” you replied with a little laugh.

“Little brats like you don't decide when they get to cum.”

You went back to the door intending to leave before someone else came in. Then you looked back at Coryo who was still standing there with treacherous blush all over his face, trying to cover his hard-on.

“You better pray for me to be in a good mood later if you want to get your release at all.”

[schrijverr]

just so you know im scratching your door and looking up at you like a wet cat with big, pathetic eyes, begging for a new chapter of I didn't mean to say I do, but I do every week. I need that entire fic yesterday please, have mercy I'm just cat. I need sustenance.

(genuine question, why didn't you post the entire thing at once if you have it written? as someone who LOVES your fics, I go insane waiting for new chapters to drop)

kisses and cuddles because you're amazing. mwah!!! 😚💗💐

ahhhhdjjdjdjkdjd thank you so so much! This means the world to me, so thank you <333 I am so happy my fic is giving people brainrot :D

And as for your question, the reason I don't is because of asks like this and comments. It might seem self absorbed, but I spend three months working on I didn't mean to say I do, but I do I do And I worked on it with love, it's my baby, it's probably the fic I'm most proud of to date. And the reason I'm only posting now and not as I go, is because I want to make sure there will be an ending, because I myself don't want to be haunted by projects I never finish and leaving people hanging when they got invested in my creation, which is highly appreciated.

However, when you post it in one go (as I've done on my unfinished side pseud), you just don't get the same engagement. And that's fine. People are allowed to read and not comment, but when you've poured so much work and effort into a thing, you want to talk with people about it, get excited about the details that will be glossed over in the bigger picture comments at the end. You can't do that when people breeze through it in a day. So, when I write big fics like this, I post them on a set schedule knowing I'll never miss an update or leave people hanging, while still getting the fandom experience of posting as I go.

Because seeing the same faces pop up every time, getting to know commenters and talk about my fic with them, seeing how what I put so much effort in have an impact, makes it so much nicer to write. Yeah, yeah, write for yourself and I do, but I post to have a fandom experience and a part of that is the wait and the community

I hope that's a good answer and I don't sound like a massive bitch haha

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(and as a sidenote, up until the reveal I have a carefully planned correlating to the chapters AUAUs posting schedule planned, but after the reveal I can probably be bribed into maybe posting chapters early)

[flower-seller]

So fun to see Ransei getting some AU love! I have a Ransei AU myself that heavily features Volo and has an overhaul of the regions to include a Fairy kingdom. It's really nice to see what people do with that setting! ^^ Love the Volo outfit

Noodle here! First of all I am 👀👀👀👀 at another Ransei AU (Listen if you’re down I would love to hear more about it I am rAVENOUS) And big handshake on slapping fairies in! It just. Volo being in a place that worships Arceus so heavily just… Makes so much sense. It’s too perfect.

Not to mention all of the untapped potential in Ransei, its politics, its customs, its world building and implications etc. UGH there is so many little sprinkles we flower sellers have put into Ransei alone, let alone this entire AU that just… ✨✨✨

THANK YOU,,, 🥺💕 For you my friend, a Nobunaga scribble. Our AU goes real dark with him but… T-Teef….

[active-mind-15]

"Kuroko no Basket Watches Kuroko no Basket: The Meta Saga"? Woah, is this really what it says on the tin? 🤭👏

LMFAO yes, it is exactly what it says on the tin. At the time I first wrote it, we were in an era of fic-writers doing meta fics like this where characters of a show would watch the show and give commentary (think back to the KNB fandisc setups). Since I saw some people doing it for KNB, I wanted to take my own crack at it. So I created a premise where all the main KNB schools were having a training camp together post-Winter Cup and stumble upon a mysterious DVD case containing all three seasons of the show, and the fic was meant to be them sitting down to watch it.

I wanted it to go deeper than them just giving commentary since this is essentially all these teams getting full context for everything that happened since the Teiko gang and Kagami started high school. In between the chapters where they were reacting to episodes, I planned to have intermission chapters where the characters would continue on with the training camp but also reflect on the episodes they've seen so far and how it's changed their perspective on other characters/events in the show. There's a lot I had planned for this one.

It's been on hiatus for quite some time, but it's another old fic of mine that had a strange resurgence in popularity because I've gotten notifs from as recent as a few weeks ago saying people have followed/favorited that story, even though the last update was over 6 years ago. I do want to update it soon, but I feel like I want to rework the prologue and make it completely different because as I'm re-reading it, it kinda doesn't make as much sense as I thought it did. But when I'm done cleaning it up, I'll link it here.

If anyone else wants to ask me something related to a WIP, please see the WIP list I made, pick one or more WIPs, and inquire about them through my inbox!

[tunguszka20]

do u know why Mr. Jalapeño hasn't posted in a week? I miss him :(

I don't know whyy, but I kinda miss him too, his enthusiasm is something that always makes my day. Also his dedication.

Like he's. The way he talks about EPIC makes me enthusiastic about my projects too, even if they have literally nothing to do with EPIC.

[carriagelamp]

thank you for your work translating the cybersix comics!

i just finished the first ten chapters of the french volume 3 collection that you translated. i can't find the last six chapters though. did you wind up finishing the translations for volume 3? either way, thanks again!

Hello! I'm glad you enjoyed it :D

Unfortunately I didn't finish the translation, for a few reasons... I do have another chapter or two translated, but I never got around to formatting and posting them because, tbh, translation can be pretty fun but page formatting is t e d i o u s

My main issue though is that when I started this, I posted it all on a tumblr sideblog. That meant I had actual engagement from people reading it! It was fun! There would be at least a couple people who would come chat every time I updated and I could see from the notes that people were reading and enjoying it! Most people can't read the comics unless they speak Spanish or French or something so I was translating SPECIFICALLY because I wanted to talk to people about the comics!

Then the porn ban happened. I didn't want to risk my other blogs getting killed, so I had to take down all the pages I'd originally posted there (because holy crow the smut is real). I know nekosammsi has preserved them but I just.... couldn't muster up the enthusiasm to keep going after that. I couldn't find another good host website, and it was no fun posting directly into a google drive because... no engagement and it all just became too much work for one person.

I honestly would love to do translation again because it brought me so much joy back when I was doing it, but between the No Where Good To Host and Page Formatting Is A Chore Not A Fun Hobby I just... haven't :( sorry

[defectivehero]

I also completely forgot to add this to my previous ask:

The way reader freezes when he was touched by Alana & Franklyn, only to lean into it when Hannibal touches his forehead? *slams fist on the table* that was some good shit!!

AHAAAA THANK YOU!!!

i will say that the fic is very self indulgent and so i’m writing the reader to be me, sorta? and i’m autistic so ig the reader is autistic-coded 🫣 but i’m glad you noticed that lil detail!!! the reader isn’t super comfortable with physical contact when it’s unwarranted or unexpected, but since he’s grown so close to hannibal, he finds himself seeking out those lil touches ;)

thx for the ask <3333

[servantleverslutdrop]

ok but ur correct tho

Why of course I am 🧐🤨😎. But what's this about specifically tho lmaoooo

[nonbinaryeye]

Anon ask (i want to discuss about disco Elysium in private but I'm too shy). What do you think of the fascist choices in the game or of people who choose that? I still have to finish my first playthrough but obviously i know Harry can change his political views through the game (if you want it of course), and i swear, I really can't even imagine doing a fascist run even if i want to complete the game 100%, with each choices you will face consequences and it kills me also imagining a disappointed kim. I want to point out also how Harry acts despite his political views, he looks like a stereotype in a certain sense and i love it. Anyway I remember, before i played the game, "some people" (scums, obviously) criticized the game for being left leaning booho (i mean the creators are for what i know) when in reality, yes it seems to guide you through that vision, but it encourages you to choose wisely and how each political party has it flaws (some more than others) with characters that represent some aspects of it (like evarart or joyce) and god i like that so much so much. Aaaand nothing, sorry for this confused message

Ps i love cindy and cuno so much

Ah, apologies, I know I took some time with the answer so I hope you are still interested in in, dear anon, I really love getting questions like these!

I hope my opinion will not be controversial but I see nothing wrong with doing or wanting to do fascist run as some pieces of world building (redarding the Pale for example), some funnt pieces of dialogue (ridiculing Gary for his racist cryptids) and some character lore (Measurehead and oh, fuck, René, oh you can learn so much about René!!) are accessible only in fascist run. Plus the game *is* really making sure you know what you are saying and doing is not okay. As it's probably clear by now I did one fascist run and after every dialogue I had to go buy Nosaphed else I would die from how low my morale was. It is triggering though, yes, I was really taking lots of breaks during that play.

Also yes, being so terrible next to Kim - especially since he was so often trying to offer me a choice to recontextualise some things I said and claim I was only playing along to get information - was heartbreaking. But also it was very interesting to see certain scenes play out differently because of how terrible my relationship was with him, it really makes you appreciate much more how much is Kim willing to open up and be silly with you during more regular run.

Anyways yes, I mean when you refuse to be leftist in the game of course it can seems to you like it must be basically communism propaganda because the game criticise aspects of every single political fraction you can chose though yes, after playing them all I would say social democracy and communism seems to be shown in the best light. (Though I would still argue with some claims of some people ragarding how possible reading of portrayal of communism in Disco Elysium but I don't want to get into new discourse so soon.)

Also regarding pre-amnesia Harry and his beliefs... I think in conversation with Gottlieb there is piece of dialogue that read to me as Harry having some communistic tendencies before Martinaise but don't quote me on that one, I really have to check it again, plus I was currently playing as communist so it might have felt like it only in given context.

[faggotisaacfloofs]

the person who helped today when I fell out of my wheelchair actually did a really great job, so I want to share in case other people wonder what to do. [Note: this is not universal, this is merely a suggestion from one person, every wheelchair user's needs are different! I am a person who uses a manual chair usually pushed by someone else who is also disabled.]

Scenario: you see someone in a wheelchair fall out of their chair, and you have the ability to help.

1. Approach and ask "are you okay?"*

2. Next question if they say no, are vague, or open to continuing conversation** is, "is there anything I can do to help?" Or "what can I do?"

If they say no to help, then that's the end, just leave and go do whatever you were doing!

If they ask for help or say they are mildly injured, ask "what would you like me to do?" And wait for an answer before doing anything! If they seem dazed or confused, they might have hit their head or had another medical event*, or they might just be like that due to regular disability. Be patient.

Do not touch the person unless they say to, or they are like, unconcious in the middle of the road, ya know?? Wheelchair users usually have conditions that mean being handled improperly can severely injure us, you could cause much more damage than the fall.

Some things they might need you to do:

Bring their wheelchair closer (mine went about 5 feet away after it dumped me)

engage the brakes of the wheelchair

hold wheelchair steady if it's an unsteady surface (mud, hill, ramp, wet, etc)

offer an arm for them to hold onto to get up (them grabbing you, not you grabbing them) or move another solid item closer for them to use (i.e. a chair) [only do this if you physically have the ability to!]

If the terrain is rough (i.e. a parking lot), they *might* ask you to push their chair to a more stable area once they are back in their chair

nothing

Something else

Do what they ask, NOT what you think would be helpful. If for some reason you have to do something (i.e. you can't stop oncoming traffic and need to get them out) ASAP, tell them what you plan to do

Keep in mind they might also be D/deaf, have a communication disability, be stunned after the fall, have a head injury, not trust other people, etc. Be patient and treat them as a person with autonomy and agency! They might need to just sit on the ground for a few minutes to recover before trying to get back in their chair. They might want everyone to leave them alone. They might ask you to call someone specific. Their chair might have broken and that can be extremely distressing. All of this is like if your legs spontaneously stop working when you're out and about!

A lot of wheelchair users (NOT ALL) have ways to get into their chair on their own once the chair is close enough and brakes engaged (but it's hard from the ground!). Here's what brakes look like on a lot of manual wheelchairs, in case they ask you to lock the brakes. They're levers on each side and pushing the lever pushes a bar against the wheel to hold it still.

ID: A manual wheelchair with the brake levels circled in red and labeled "user brake levers"

*There is also the possibility of course that a person fell out of their chair due to a seizure or other medical event, so that is why it is important to ask if they are okay. If you saw them hit their head, tell them so. If they had a medical event, follow protocol for that, I'm not gonna get into it here (thought I could).

**sometimes a person will be clear after the first question i.e. "I'm all good thanks" clearly means they do not need you to ask another question, you can just leave them alone. Keep walking and don't stare. A lot of the time people will be a bit banged up but be totally fine and able to manage on their own.

TLDR: Ask the wheelchair user if they're okay, then what they need, and then do exactly that, including leaving them alone. Thanks!

[me-beef]

@strangeravatar made a great point

i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make

but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do

ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad

[animelover20]

I don't know but your Tumblr give vibes of The bidding by Tally Hall or why do you always call me when you're high- pretty good songs for a pretty good account ✨💖

Slightly irrelevant but anon.. how do you know taste in music so well🥹?

Literally love both of those songs so much, they're such vibes and I'm glad to be associated with said good vibes.

Oh shit I just read that you called my account good.. shit I didn't see that.. you're right about the songs tho.

Thank you for the ask and compliant☺️❤️

[hellsitegenetics]

When I followed you earlier today and then realized this blog wasn't even two days old it made me feel like I invested in a startup.

Do you think if you did the lyrics for Fireflies by Owl City, your database would give us fireflies? (Will also accept owls. And there's a line about sheep too).

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Closest match: Sepia lycidas genome assembly, chromosome: 36 Common name: Kisslip cuttlefish

[datcravat]

Ace Attorney Investigations Collection X Among Us Collaboration promotional artwork by Datcravat (me haha)

[silas-soule]

1 and 25 for the history ask!

1 - who is my favourite historical person?

i switched special interests recently, so now my favourite historical person is chief joseph! if you'd asked me a few months ago, i would have said edward ii or marcus aurelius (don't judge me help)

25 - most overrated historical figure?

henry viii. hands down. shut up about the man. stop making films and books about him. we have enough. we even have a musical about his wives. let's face it, the man's only famous because he was an asshole to his wives. (and also for the church of england stuff, but he remained a catholic all his life, and during his reign the church of england was pretty catholic too, he just wanted to nick stuff from the monks. so yeag, wasn't as big a deal as ppl think. britain's monarchy only became officially protestant in the reign of queen anne).

also, unpopular opinion, but elizabeth i. like, i know a lot of people love her, but please understand that she was an expert spin doctor. a lot of the cool stuff we think she did (the tilbury speech...) was propaganda. she relied heavily on her advisors too. i know most monarchs did that and it would be stupid to NOT listen to your advisors (come on, william cecil knows his shit) but it still annoys me to hear ppl giving her ALL the credit. i know she was an incredibly competent female ruler in a very sexist time, but i feel like ppl oversimplify her character to 'Badass Feminist Who Has Done Nothing Wrong Ever' which is just. wrong. also she could be a dick when she wanted to.

so basically: the tudors are fucking overrated and i will stand by this forever, most overrated historical figures have had their life stories simplified beyond all recognition, and chief joseph (who is not overrated) deserves more love and he is an amazing person that i recommend researching

[proxycrit]

LINKTOBER DAY 22, SEABED INN

Nothing like ending the adventure with a weird dream and manifesting a new spooky ring! Link’s too tired to wake Zelda for this one.

(That zora is a strange one, choosing to live near the sky. Have you heard? Rumors have it she even took one of the last zonai as a student.

I heard she taught it healing arts!

I heard she let it near the Sky Princess.

Oh no!

Didn’t she know the Zonai are cursed? Nothing ever goes right with their magic. That’s why they were taken by the malice.)

Interested in more of this au? Check out this masterpost (it all started when Zelda didn’t time travel back in time)

Want to see wips and character faces without Rauru’s brainfog getting in the way? Mayhaps you should check out my patreon :0