#anyway jsyk

[mumblesplash]

the sheer audacity of blackout poetry is so funny to me that i can almost never take it seriously but i also kind of love that about it. it’s like the opposite of quoting someone. you could have written your own sentence but instead you ripped out pieces of mine. even if the message remains the same it feels like disagreement. “see, you didn’t need to write so many words. look how many i got rid of and it still makes sense.” oh yeah well if you know so much about words why don’t you use your own, asshole

[gir-posting]

happy tdov edgeworth is oblivious

[soulsilvers]

top ten reasons why red is THE MOST BADASS trainer in the pokemon franchise NUMBER ONE he gets that man pregnant!!

green and red still have the energy and room for one more <3 that wish proves itself to be.. fruitful.

(yes this subject matter can possibly piss off some tumblr catholic. blacklist the pregnancy tag if this is not your thing or block me. thank you for your co-operation.)

[odd-chips]

Here's a big post of some of my doodles of [Cap'n and crew] that I haven't posted yet! Couple are comics, couple are shitposts, you know how it goes.

(Also have some extra character tidbits beneath the cut!)

Cap'n (she/they) has become a Spongebob-adjacent "married to the job" type with sprinklings of "they are not immune to rose-tinted Company propaganda". Cartoonishly loyal to work, she's more upset about lying to the boss about her condition over actually becoming a monster on work time (though she isn't particularly a fan of being a monster, either).

Skeets (she/her) was already implied to be pretty optimistic and curious, but I've doubled down on this. She's constantly curious about entities and the state of her co-workers, asking questions and absorbing new information. She's also extremely lucky when it comes to encountering entities.

Mav (she/him), as implied by her nearly leaving Cap'n behind in the first comic, has become a "I won't hesitate, bitch" bitch. Split second decisions aren't an issue for her, she WILL shoot first and ask questions later. (She also now has a gambling addiction, haha. LOVES betting credits on things)

Kid (he/him) is now Irish. I will not elaborate. He's kind of literally the same otherwise. He's also in major inherited debt because of a Company-caused clerical error, but don't worry about it.

Uh. That's about it, I suppose!

[reineydraws]

i have this fic series i'm still working on where mihawk sort of becomes rayleigh's kid and spends ages 11-17ish on the oro jackson.

shanks and buggy imprint on him (bugs considers him a sort of older brother figure/sparring inspiration and shanks has a crush that eventually turns into full-blown love) and this is how i imagine they're like on the day mihawk sets off on his own haha.

[kiivg]

."Are you even listening to me, McCullum?".

[hhheythere]

tjinking about ghost trick again

[rottenxcherries]

Pretty maid for hire 💋

[any pronouns]

[housecow]

this is why i’m over 300lbs

featuring, in order:

sushi roll: Akami, Torched Toro, Avocado, Jalapeno, Crispy Ginger

ocean trout. can’t remember what else but holy shit it was good

6 layer toasted marshmallow and malt chocolate cake i made!! this is before i iced it bc the icing made it look like shit. still so freaking good and everyone loved it :))

double doozies from great american cookies!!!! i could eat a million of these. they do gift cards i think, just so y’all know 👀

ding dong cake from a place in SA. iykyk

brisket and penang curry from curry bros bbq

ceviche tostada… doesn’t look like much but it was SO GOOD

tom yum noodles from best quality daughter. personally, i hope they get a michelin star for TX but i doubt it bc their service is a lil weird haha

chorizo queso w wonton crisps and a jalapeño salsa of some kind, best quality daughter again!! to die for

prime rib 😍

[caramelmochacrow]

"Please have your glimmering eyes Reflect nobody but me"

(frameless version under the cut)

^ floating junna yay! also she's playing peekaboo w nana here dw abt it

[ebbpettier]

I’m sorry i just started thinking about Niamh Brody’s forearm hair and got shy

[skrunksthatwunk]

if i had a nickle for every time a niche ps2 fighting game for an anime i liked had gay bits added in that i think about a lot i'd have. well you know the rest

(i stole the kuwameshi gifs from @phoenixspirited btw. and the klk if screenshots are from here)

[gir-posting]

aa writers why did you make him like that. quickly

[aldoodles]

I’m a sucker for the ‘what happened to you’ concerned-looking-over trope

[nostalgia-tblr]

"are people not into that?" i ask, after posting my weird niche shit to the internet, despite knowing it to be weird niche shit.

[fanfic-gremlin-ft-trauma]

hello dear people here are some pjo incorrect quotes from actual things me and my family + friends have said x

Kid: are there gay people at camp half blood?

Chiron:

Chiron: are there Catholic people at a church?

*showing the Kids™️ a really pretty girl*

Percy: I want her to… exist

Leo: I want her to like, throw a shoe at me and gossip about me

Annabeth: or she could just take you for coffee, and avoid toxic behaviour 

Leo: but I wouldn’t be mad

Annabeth: because you would be concussed

Leo: because of her beauty 😩😩

Annabeth:….

Annabeth: BECAUSE OF HER SHOE

Nico: k I’m gonna go get antidepressants and cheese bye

Will, trying to flirt with Nico: y’know the gays are very fruity

Percy: raise your hand if you hate Mr D right now 

Grover and Annabeth: *BITCH?* Mr D: *walks past*

Percy: HI SIR 😀��🏼

Piper: *shows Annabeth a really unfortunate photo of Percy*

Piper: if you ever wondered how your boyfriend looked at that angle, here you go

Annabeth: I could’ve gone my whole life without seeing that

Piper: you’re supposed to love all of him!

Annabeth: I do just not from that angle

Leo, to Percy: and were you popular with the Gods?

Percy: um a little bit but I used to beat them up