#Anyway. my bestie and I had fun compiling these (this is mostly self indulgent I’m posting them for fun lol)

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hello dear people here are some pjo incorrect quotes from actual things me and my family + friends have said x

Kid: are there gay people at camp half blood?

Chiron:

Chiron: are there Catholic people at a church?

*showing the Kids™️ a really pretty girl*

Percy: I want her to… exist

Leo: I want her to like, throw a shoe at me and gossip about me

Annabeth: or she could just take you for coffee, and avoid toxic behaviour 

Leo: but I wouldn’t be mad

Annabeth: because you would be concussed

Leo: because of her beauty 😩😩

Annabeth:….

Annabeth: BECAUSE OF HER SHOE

Nico: k I’m gonna go get antidepressants and cheese bye

Will, trying to flirt with Nico: y’know the gays are very fruity

Percy: raise your hand if you hate Mr D right now 

Grover and Annabeth: *BITCH?* Mr D: *walks past*

Percy: HI SIR 😀👍🏼

Piper: *shows Annabeth a really unfortunate photo of Percy*

Piper: if you ever wondered how your boyfriend looked at that angle, here you go

Annabeth: I could’ve gone my whole life without seeing that

Piper: you’re supposed to love all of him!

Annabeth: I do just not from that angle

Leo, to Percy: and were you popular with the Gods?

Percy: um a little bit but I used to beat them up