#anyway i started blasting

[theanoninyourinbox]

How my DnD group is doing in Chult (I'm the Goliath having a Time)

[themouthwashes]

I was reading some mouthwashing fanfics and , this happened. Yeah let's go tactical nun Anya make Jimbo into a servo that only opens doors. Curly shall just be a regular servo.

[katabay]

THERE AIN'T NO ATLAS, KID. NEVER WAS.

if you peel him back far enough, there's nothing but a pile of theater masks

like, it's really fun how fontaine starts spiralling out the closer jack gets to him in the final arc of the game and returns to appropriating the image of family (the fake family in the beginning, the flawed father position later) to try and appeal to jack in some way but it's like. buddy. baby. you already took off your mask. anything you try and put on after this is going to come across as cheap and desperate. the magic is gone! and personally? I'm hooting and hollering

⭐ places I’m at! bsky / pixiv / pillowfort /cohost / cara.app / insta

[hellsitegenetics]

hello i made this. that's all

every time i open the BLAST tool this image manifests itself in my head. thank you very much

[the-red-planet-mars]

500 notes on this and you write that angsty mars fanfic

JKDHGHOIJWEHBGEHUIWO FINE!

sigh im making the deadline to 5th May despite knowing this will reach half the goal in under an hour

[vodid]

the touch of "i could take him."

[tmos-time]

cringetober's neko (or other animal parts) day is giving me a chance to give dog theme propaganda about eridan; you KNOW he'd have some sort of internalized thing about dog symbolism from trying to join bec noir

[coffincoitus]

not a big fan of how it (the article/her statements) kinda frames her previous feminist criticism of marriage as an "annoying juvenile phase" that she "thankfully grew out of"

even less a fan of how there's not a single attempt at a distinction between heterosexual and homosexual marriage throughout an article that's supposedly about getting over the idea that marriage is part of the patriarchy. "marriage is a patriarchal cornerstone"? rly? all marriages? not just heterosexual marriage?

devastating news.....

[starryeyeddreamer21]

Headcanon that since they live in a self aware musical Angel will use it to his advantage to fuck with people

He'll start playing music to see what the strangest thing he can get people to sing is

Everyone figures out what he's doing pretty fast but he keeps doing it because Alastor and Lucifer seem to have made it a competition to try and get each other to say the most embarrassing shit and neither of them will back down

The worst song he's gotten them to sing along to is Daisy by Ashnikko

This left multiple people dead, even more people traumatized, and got Angels music privileges restricted (in his defense he really thought this one would stump them)

He does feel kinda bad for Charlie but the horrified looks of Vaggie and Husks faces make everything worth it

(also Cherri and Nifty think it's hilarious)

[slymanner]

I find this kinda interesting, like obviously the prototype ultimate lifeform that's basically a horribly pain filled experiment gone wrong and is a wild and untameable creature won't feel empathy for shadow.

but honestly i think shadow does feel empathy for this creature in SOME way, but not in a way sonic would do empathy for a creature like this, he does it in his own shadowy way.

sonic x shadow generations spoilers under, if you want to experience the biolizard battle BLIND id recommend not continuing it's a great boss with so much fun dialogue :]

for him the more he got to think about this creature after defeating it so long ago, the more he felt pity toward's it.

a creature made before him being constantly tested on, never truly loved like he was by maria and gerald, a creature that needed constant life support to SURVIVE and was a constantly violent and chaotic creature and was eventually captured and kept in encapsulation for as long as shadow.

this creature never had a moment to turn it's life around like shadow did when he realized maria's true wish, it couldn't even if it tried, its mind is too angry and uncontrollable to even do that.

it's a monster, a pitifully sad and angry monster.

and shadow acknowledge's that, he KNOWS how bad it's life was, but even then he still takes it down, he'll end its suffering right here and NOW.

like he said "stop struggling, you cling to a even CRUELER fate."

is it full on empathy? no, it's surface level empathy.

he acknowledge's how tortured of a soul the biolizard is, but it's ethier it, or him in this battle, and he's gonna prove it should be him.

he wants to prove to himself after all these year's that he's still THE ultimate life form, no matter how tragic the biolizard's story IS.

which i absolutely LOVE and fits him so well.

he's still a anti-hero after all.

"sure your story is sad, but that won't stop me from putting you DOWN as the superior ultimate life form."

i love u shadow, keep being you.

[hjbender]

Finish the story first and then post it Finish the story first and then post it Finish the story first and then post it Finish the story first and then post it Finish the story first and then post it—

[raiiny-bay]

redhead :-)

[artemis-pendragon]

The funniest possible resolution to the Ludinus situation is that Keyleth tells the rest of VM about the screaming Vax orb and Percy hunts Ludinus down and snipes him from a mile away before he even realizes he should be very afraid

[r0semultiverse]

How Homestuck Beyond Canon Candy Timeline has/will have parallels with Homestuck proper around and during the events of [S] Game Over

Jane Crocker heavily aligned/influenced by with Crocker Corp. Notice how her neck accessory looks very similar to the Crocker computer tiara. There's also the circuits surrounding the button, which are reminiscent of Crockertier Jane's visual mind control effect by The Condesce.

Jane also kind of looks like The Condesce with how she's silhouetted here.

The head of Crocker Corporation on a large Crocker space ship. A ship which I would like to point out looks eerily similar to the ship that The Condesce flies around in except the forks/sporks are facing the opposite direction and it's got black on it instead of mostly red.

Jake dying at the hands of Crocker influenced Jane and coming back to life parallels with this Jane coming close to killing Jake, but stopping right before death. Same green text too.

The cast of characters surrounding this time in the comic are also similar.

We also got the whole Crocker laser beam of death being hinted at which we've absolutely seen before.

I talked about this in one of my previous theories, Jake is getting a better grasp of his hope powers; so, I think we could see another hope explosion again in some capacity out of Jake's concern for Tavvy.

I could also totally see Jake being held hostage by one of the Crocker Clones A.K.A. the Brig Boys and Kanaya cutting them up with her chainsaw (hopefully avoiding Jake).

This is more of a little side detail, but Vriska is once again on the sidelines while this massive important fight takes place because she's trapped in her own personal Hell this time.

CHARACTER DEATH FLAGS - I don't know how to organize this post and there was a lot more potential evidence to this than I thought there was going into it.

Let me preface this with the fact that the existential split between Meat and Candy sometimes seems to try to course correct itself and much like certain peoples DNIs, it doesn't want any doubles. We see this with Dirk, Dave (he died even if he ascended to ultimate self afterwards), June/J/John, Terezi(seemingly), Meenah (her other self is in the black hole with Lord English so we can't necessarily confirm death but yknow), Aradia (is just Aradia), Gamzee, Calliope (that is a whole complex situation), and Rose (if her future sight is correct, but we'll get to that). Those are the only examples I can think of at this time, but it's absolutely a repeating pattern of the universe sort of course-correcting to have only one of each of our main characters exist at a time. This, at least in the cases of Dirk, Dave, & Rose seems to be related to the ascension to ultimate self, but we can't really say if that's why the other characters only get one existence at this time.

Karkat has has at least 2 deaths from around this time, one involving Crockertier Jane as well which could be a sign of things to come.

Rose's death flag is that she has literally foreseen her death in her future sight. She is thinking about Kanaya and Roxy in the same thought process while seeing her own death, feeling full of regret (even though she's trying to repress her own feelings) about her relationship to Roxy and Kanaya. Very similar to her being regretful as she was dying in Roxy's arms. I'm also guessing the bullet that hits her will be from Jake's gun, just throwing that out as a possibility.

ROSE: What... ROSE: Happened to me? ROXY: the witch got u ROXY: with her fork ROXY: but youre gonna be ok ROSE: Oh. ROSE: That's nice. ROSE: *Cough.* ROXY: maybe you uh ROXY: shouldnt try to talk now ROSE: You saved me, didn't you? ROXY: ... ROSE: Thanks. ROSE: But, ROSE: She's gone, isn't she. ROSE: For good, I mean. ROXY: ? ROSE: I saw her die. ROSE: And. ROSE: It's a shame how... ROSE: *Cough.* ROSE: A shame that I never even... ROSE: Got to tell her... ROSE: I loved her. ROXY: who?

ROSE: Kanaya. ROSE: But... ROSE: You too, mom.

Kanaya also has a death flag here in getting hit by The Condesce's laser beam of death, but it's more of a maybe given that we see Rose's future vision of Kanaya holding her body in her arms. Keep in mind though we also had this bit of dialogue about the reliability of future sight right before we saw that vision.

JADE: dont forget im more than a little versed in future sight myself ok JADE: i dont care how credible it seems, you cant depend on that information!

Jake and Jane are also on the chopping block potentially, but I can't think of a way at this time, unless Kanaya mistakes Jake for one of the clones amidst her rage and ends up cutting through him along with the Crocker clones. The one pictured below was done by Aranea who is out of the story. Maybe Meenah's trident hits Jake somehow or something, I don't know. We also have meat Jake and Jane who are doing more okay.

On top of the parallels to the doomed timeline that was [S] Game Over, we also had Vriska say that this reality was fake and didn't matter. I'm paraphrasing and I don't know if we'll get a doomed timeline situation yet with the 4 kids still in it, but I just thought the amount of parallels was interesting & worth pointing out.

I also wanted to get this out before the next update in case it's related to the flash animation and any of my predictions come true.

Alternatively I think the flash animation will be Ultimate Dirk kick starting his SBURB home brew session on Deltritus. He probably has all the tech and narrative powers to do it based on what we've seen, they just need a species they'll both be satisfied with as the players for the session.

[cannibalcleaver]

if jay merrick had one of these I think marble hornets would've been significantly shorter

[lotus-lamps]

in the moment it was deeply traumatizing but in hindsight (and by hindsight i mean like five minutes later) this was probably one of the funniest things i ever experienced