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kukuandkookie · 10 months ago

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Man I should’ve gone to sleep ages ago or at least enjoyed myself by reading more danmei or manhua before I do so but…

I ran across a tweet asking if there’s any Chinese actors who can compare visually to a specific Korean actor and it did kind of strike a nerve with me.

But that wasn’t even that big of a deal. Some people like Korean actors and some people like Chinese actors. You can share some pretty Chinese actors and see what others say, whatever.

Ignoring the political tensions OP may have been stoking—as in, I’m of Chinese descent and I always hate seeing any Korea vs China posts crop up; besides being more popular than China anyway, I just have bad experiences in the past with nationalists spiralling this kind of thing out of control and making me sad to realize that quite a number of Korean people actually really hate/look down on China. So ignoring all that, who cares, right?

Except I found some care being piqued when I saw a qrt pretty rudely claiming Chinese actors are so weak they can’t lift their female partners and that they also can’t sing or act—and if OP could have, I’m sure they’d claim they can’t dance either.

Like hello??? We’re really pretending a country of 1.7 billion people isn’t going to have some skilled or strong people in acting??? Hell, some of these so-called “can’t sing/act” Chinese actors have actually found success in Korea for doing the thing that person thinks they can’t (eg Wang Yibo, literally). So is this apparent Korean entertainment fan just going to ignore that fact about the Korean entertainment industry???

Even all of that is technically whatever, but what rubbed me the wrong way was that they sounded so petty and weird about it too???? It’s one thing to say, “I don’t think Chinese actors are that impressive because they’re not very strong or skilled at their craft”—that’s still a bizarre claim to make even as an opinion (because it’s written as a broad, generalizing, sweeping statement instead), but it nevertheless sounds a lot less asshole-ish than whatever the hell their actual tweet is:

So this time I was petty and ended up responding ffjhskdjs.

Idk if they’re going to start arguing with me but hey at least it led me to find some cute clips of actors carrying actresses:

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I also found some fun facts about actors; some of which I knew, and some of which I didn’t: Song Weilong knows martial arts, Luo Yunxi knows ballet, Li Xian dives, Wallace Chung plays sports (volleyball, tennis, baseball), Huang Jingyu does Brazilian jiu jitsu…

Like those are all skills that just so happen to require strength.

And even skinny people can be strong (Luo Yunxi can be easily labelled thin, but he’s not without muscle. Like ballet isn’t an easy sport at all).

Then we have the opposite side of the spectrum with the fact that China has a whole martial arts movie industry. Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, Donnie Yen… Whether you think their strength is practical or not, martial arts still takes a form of strength.

Plus you know how Asia is about “men needing to be manly.” Even with the flower boy trend in both China and Korea, there’s still an emphasis on some traditional gender roles, and quite a number of Chinese men do work out.

There’s just so many different forms of strength.

My younger brother works out and he can physically pick me up (he actually did it today to force me to get out of bed lol), but he’s often lamented being skinny, so the muscle doesn’t show—or take form—as easily. In fact, both my brothers are their own forms of gym bros so I know a bit about physical strength, and there’s obviously the fact there are many different kinds of strength.

A man who works out regularly and has visible muscles can likely pick up a woman, but that doesn’t mean he’ll necessarily be great in a fight or at a certain sport (eg my brother is good at working out, can lift heavy things to be fixed or carried, is technically alright at basketball, but cannot really do long-distance running).

My older brother then looks bigger than my younger brother but he can’t easily beat him in an arm wrestling match. My dad isn’t that muscular but he can also hold his own in an arm wrestling match against my brothers.

It’s almost as if different bodies and different types of strength exist! The exact same way that beauty is in the eye of the beholder!!

Back to the flower boys thing—with there being a trend in China where people prefer more “delicate” men (remember when Simu Liu got cast as Shang-Chi and a number of articles came out about some Chinese netizens not finding him all that attractive?), then of course Chinese actors may not be as bulked out as some western ones. But that’s also whatever—it’s a cultural difference.

As I already described, there are Chinese actors with muscles, or who work out, or who are strong in other/not immediately obvious ways, or who can carry actresses…

But whether they can or can’t, including whether they’re muscular or thin, I don’t think it matters. In fact, if anything, I’m glad that despite the government’s efforts to “ban” flower men, the blur between masculine and feminine—at least when we follow the western standards—still exists in China.

And I emphasize that even more since China and Korea can buy into beliefs about gender that imo are too traditional. So I am glad that even if Chinese men are “smaller” than Korean men—or at least the actors are (in that person’s eyes), they’re defying gender expectations somewhat. Especially what with Korea fervently continuously getting the spotlight for misogyny in the workplace or by fans/incels (eg recently with Arknights’ more independent Korean division despite Arknights coming across as rather feminist, the whole ordeal with Furina’s designer, the whole 🤏 controversy, actual sexual scandal cases…).

And well oops that went into another tangent.

Technically it’s not that serious, but it is also a slippery slope. And anyway, the tweet in general was just baffling enough it made me want to respond lol.

#kuku rants #usually when I get into ‘fights’ it’s on YouTube lol #Twitter is annoying as all hell for ‘fighting’#for a long list of reasons #but when it comes to sinophobia #Twitter’s not any less rampant than YouTube lol #and admittedly while I do usually ignore it now #and I’ve gotten good at curating my space #sometimes I find something that makes me go so 🤨 I feel the need to respond #Youtube

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simluvbot · 4 years ago

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jake as your boyfriend

a/n: I wrote this while very sleepy so I apologise if there are some grammatical mistakes </3 also this is 95% gender neutral apart from one point (:

open to read <3

honestly the boyfriend that anyone wishes they had

very very caring and sweet with you ):

CONSTANTLY boasts about you to the members, but in reality is pretty shy in front of you when it comes to truly describing how he feels about you, to you

jake is your number one simp and yes very openly admits it

you know how he often posts mirror selcas on twitter? YEAHH well he also takes them with you

saves it as his lockscreen photo (:

and will he stare at said photo at 1am when he cant sleep?? thinking about you?? yes

has a shared spotify playlist with you where you both can add songs to it

likes to just sit and vibe to music with you

you have SO many inside jokes with him, literally

you’ll both be around the members when someone says something and you two will just look at each other and giggle about a reference no one else but you and him understand

jake is the type of boyfriend to randomly show up at your house in the middle of the night after practice just because he misses you

jake is very cuddly!!!

he also wears hoodies vv often so it makes cuddling with him extra comfy and soft ): not to mention how nice he smells 😳

likes laying with his head either on top of your chest or in the crook of your neck, your hands running through his hair softly ):

he is the biggest koala youve ever seen i stg

will NOT let u go as soon as he holds on,, seriously

once that man has attached to you, you know that its gonna be a while before you’ll finally be allowed to get up lmao

will beg you to come cuddle with him saying it’ll only be for 5 minutes when by the time you realise its surely been longer than 5 minutes its actually been nearly 30 minutes

will even cuddle you in front of the members. will spot you across the room and open his arms wide, beckoning you over to him on the sofa

at first it was very shy skinship in front of the others since jake only really likes sharing such precious moments with you when youre both alone, but soon enhypen adjust to it and instead it becomes a regular occurence to see u and jake sitting next to each other half draped across one another lmao

it’s embarrassing for you but its jake sim. how could you even reject your boy?

if youre in school, our smart boy will like to take interest in whatever youre studying!

sits and watches lectures with you and reads your notes lol

asks you questions to do with what youre learning and helps you revise

honestly just likes learning new things since he misses it, so he likes to pay attention with you to help you study and also for him to learn new things too!

expect cheesy good morning texts and pickup lines whenever he is not busy lmao

also expect him to not-so-discreetly leave his hoodies at your house ever since he first saw you wear his grey one

always sends snaps(?) to you of selfies and generally updates just for you on his day.

yes he will make them cheesy by for example saying “we are eating bibimbap for lunch today. but i wish you were here too~” or “today is so long, i hope to see your face as an energiser 😍”

he uses the ‘😍’ emoji all of the time in his tweets so expect him to use it all of the time with you too lmao

😍😍😍😍😍

yep. the emoji pretty much sums up how he feels about you tbh

doesnt mind buying you something if you ask him for it

but you never do

but will your rich boyfriend still unnecessarily splurge money on you? yes

kisses!! with jake :D

at first he will ALWAYS ask for your permission to kiss you

even after youve dated for a while he will still 95% of the time ask for your consent

mainly is because he is very very shy when kissing you

but also because he never wants to make you feel uncomfortable!! at all. NEVER. not on his watch!

very very soft, breathy and giggly kissing 🥺

likes it when you kiss his nose 🥺🥺

many giggles,, many many giggles during soft kissing hours with jakey

also likes it when you hold his neck/jaw

and as for not so soft kisses 😳

loves loves loves it when you run your hand through his hair and tug on it

soft groans from him

will deepen the kiss by holding onto your jaw to angle better

he likes french. no more comments

whenever you kiss jake its literally heaven. butterflies in your stomach,, always !!

idk but there is just something. about the way that he leans forward and gently drops you to the bed before he’s soon on top of you and quite literally caging you between him and the bed

whenever this happens you swear you nearly pass out every time by just how simply intoxicating jake sim is. his cologne, his kisses, his hands, his words, his heat

and quite quickly is goodbye to shy, flustered jake

...anyways

NEVER lets anyone hurt you

if anyone ever disrespects you he can become pretty scary.. will get in their face and directly confronts them. but that rarely ever happens so dw!

(if youre a girl) jake is the type of boyfriend that makes no issue from you accidentally staining the bed from your period

will pause and ask you instead if youre okay, if youre in pain, if you need to go get you anything or buy you pads

will then help you change the sheets and while he waits for you to finish showering, he’ll in the meantime make the bed extra comfy and will choose a film for the cuddle session you two have after you come out 🥺

literally will do anything you ask him to

is WHIPPED for you. literally a puppy when it comes to you

Talking about puppys,, constantly shows you photos of layla

you very soon become layla’s mother in his eyes despite you not even having met her yet lmao

‘one day,’ he says. one day 😔

he really wants to take you to australia one day and show you his hometown

he even has a section in his notes app where he’s written down all of the different places he would take you to if you both did go ):

Overall such a kind and considerate boyfriend

The type of boyfriend that just makes you feel so so safe and warm. He is your home and he never fails in making you feel comforted

And same thing for him! He simply loves being around you, staring at you and complimenting you

You are his favourite person <3 and he always puts you as one of his main priorities. Always.

#enhypen headcanons #enhypen fluff #enhypen reactions #enhypen scenarios #enhypen #enhypen jake #kpop imagines #jake imagines #jake sim #enhypen fic #sim jaeyun

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jensenknowsdeanbetterthanyou · 3 years ago

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all joking aside, we’ve seen what Jared is capable of after supposedly finding out that he’s not included in the prequel, I mean even in his so called good natured tweets congratulating Jensen on his exciting adventures beyond SPN there’s a common theme...”don’t have fun without me” “bummed there’s no Sam Winchester” or something (not exact quotes)....each time Jared decides to make it about himself and how he feels left out.

Remember when Jared refused to leave the stage in Hawaii because Jensen and Misha were about to have fun without him now and he couldn’t stand it?

It was played as a joke but actually those 15 mins of awkwardness were a good representation of the relationship between Jared and the rest of the cast/his friends. Jared seeks attention, refuses to budge because he doesn’t want to let anything happen that won’t include him, his co-stars/friends just have to grin and bare it.

We’ve known for years, Jared really hates when anything isn’t about him you see and while he was Number One On The Call Sheet he was made to feel like he was the centre of the universe...he ALWAYS got what he wanted, he makes demands? they’re always met. If plane staff won’t treat him like a king then he’ll just fly in his own damn plane. He left some luggage behind? So he HAS to get it back immediately to hell with all the trains running that day and the thousands of people and their journeys. On set he threw his toys out of the pram more than once over the years while filming, and it always worked. Kripke had to come to set to placate him because he didn’t feel like he was the “hero” anymore, and Jensen likely spent a good chunk of the last 15 years placating/babying him. I’m (not) sorry but Jared is a classic example of an egotistical narcassist who doesn’t understand the word no when it comes to something he wants. He’s spent his whole adult life having everyone around him say “yes Jared” even if it’s in a tired tone after being worn down by his tantrums and possibly threats (to quit, to fire someone who knows). If it’s not an immediate yes, it’ll be an eventual yes after having to deal with the fallout of daring to say no to him.

So, with this in mind...imagine you are Jensen, you’re moving on and you want to do this project, but you don’t want your toxic friend to be involved this time, what do you say to him? what do you say to a guy who nobody dares say no to? If they had told Jared upfront do you think he would have been any less of a dick then? It would have been more private but I am sure he would have thrown his weight around, stormed a few offices, threatened people, had his usual hissy fits forcing them to include him which means more time having to DEAL with him on set, and how long would it have taken for Jared to try and make a show about Mary (and John) be all about Sam? So maybe Jensen and Dannel took a gamble and left Jared out of the loop, hoping that by the time they so a press release it’ll be too late for Jared to try and bully his way in, but sadly, it didn’t work and instead we have this clusterfuck. maybe they didn’t think Jared would stoop so low. Anyway, what I’m saying is that Jensen and Danneel were damned if they didn’t and damned if they did. They were brave trying to do this without Jared but I guess it was never going to work was it?

Jared is now doing what he always does when he doesn’t get his way, and like the previous post I reblogged, he’s going to use this to force his way in I am sure. Playing the victim, guilt tripping, going on about “hurt feelings” and sabotaging his friends’ hard work not caring unless he’s in it.

I hope I’m wrong, it’s about time Jared for once DIDN’T get his own way! It’s about time he learned what no means but sadly in this world Jared always seems to win and he never pays the price for what he does, it’s always everyone else around him who has to pay.

#anti-jared padalecki #midnight thoughts #it's been 10 years and if someone doesn't write the expose on jared i will

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marshieee · 4 years ago

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Can i request bokuto akaashi oikawa kenma with a famous s/o(you can pick the occupation) and they go to an interview with her one day and they answer questions that the fans have been dying to know or like buzzfeed thrist tweets(mayhaps both)

Im sorry if im requesting too much(considering that i sent in your first request and all the others)

-midnight anon

Oh no it’s fine!❤️ i would love to do your request and i love the challenge sometimes hehehe... so it’s fine if you guys request something i really appreciate it🥺❤️ sorry this took so long lmaooo

Answering fans questions

Bokuto

He’s pretty famous himself

Being in the japan V. League who wouldn’t?

Even back in highschool he was popular as well

He didn’t mind having a famous s/o to be honest he was very proud of you all the hard work finally paid off.

So you being a popular singer means there’s a lot of fans in your way.

You two haven’t really made it official to the public so the fans just assumed a lot and rumored a lot.

It’s not like you two don’t want to make it official, you two just forgot to make it official lmao.

So when you decided to watch one of bokuto’s game everyone was surprised and confused.

At first they thought you’re just a volleyball fan but when they saw you wearing a jersey with bokuto’s name and number on it...

It was a chaos in some way.

A lot of paparazzi and reporters came rushing in when they saw the news online.

After the game was finished you went and greet your boyfriend but just to be surrounded by reporters.

At first the both of you were confused asf but when they bombarded the questions.

“Are you two dating?”

That’s when it clicked, you would look at each other and laughed.

“Actually yes we are”

“When did you two started dating?”

“Hmmm when we were still at high school”

“Why did you two just made it official now?”

“To be honest we just forgot to announce it, we just didn’t care since we’ve been together for too long”

The news spreads like wildfire about y/n the famous singer officially dating bokuto or bokuto officially announced his relationship with y/n.

You still find it funny how everyone was shooked by the sudden announcement.

Well at least their rumors became true right?

Akaashi

Akaashi was very supportive when you told him you wanted to be a youtuber

He helped you with your contents and all.

Your subscribers already knows your boyfriend since you post some couple stuffs on Instagram.

So when you begged him

BEGGED HIM

To join you in one of your videos you were thrilled when he said yes.

“Hi guys today’s video is a special video because i have a very very special guest today!”

“Hello”

“And that is my boyfriend! So anyways i asked you guys to ask us some questions on my tweet right? So that’s what we’ll be doing!”

You would immediately laughed at the questions that your fans asked you.

They were thirst tweets and you know akaashi.....

Akaashi wouldn’t

“Akaashi do you think y/n is a good kisser?”

That would caught him off guard and will be a blushing mess.

“Uh...um...y.....yes”

You would laugh at him for being so cute and flustered. In the end you didn’t finished all the thirst tweets since you felt bad.

“Akaashi say one thing that you like about y/n”

“One thing only? I have many things that i like about y/n, that’s a hard question hmmmm....”

Akaashi would smile and look at you.

“The love that y/n gave to me no the love that y/n continues to give to me that’s what i like, like is not the right word that’s what i LOVE”

Now it was your turn to be a blushing mess.

You two had a lot of fun answering questions about you, him and for the both of you.

And then little did you know right after you two uploaded the video.

You guys were trending.

Oikawa

HEAR ME OUT

THIS BITCH WOULD MOST DEFINITELY

DEFINITELY WOULD BE SOOO CONFIDENT ABOUT HAVING YOU AS HIS S/O

the fact that he’s already a man oozing with charisma and confidence

Having you tripled it.

You were one of the mvps of the Argentina women’s swimming team.

How could he not?

So when the both of you won the olympics.

Boiii a lot of requests came in just to interview you two.

Since you’re really popular yourself too even before you two were official.

“So how do you guys feel that the power couple won a gold medal in olympics”

He loves to hear all sort of nicknames that the fans calls you two.

“Well i am very proud of y/n winning the gold medal, i knew that she could do it”

“How about you y/n?”

“I already know that oikawa was set on winning the gold medal and i know that he’ll get that no matter what so i am also very proud of him”

“A lot of fans asked since y/n is a professional swimmer that means a lot of people tried to pursue her right?”

“Oh yes most definitely”

“How do you feel about that oikawa?”

“Well i am too have a lot of pursuers so i do get how y/n feels and i can’t blame them for pursuing her i mean heh just look at my girlfriend!”

You would lightly tap his shoulder as you try not to blush so hard.

You should have been used to this but no. When it comes from him no.

“Of course there were times i would feel jealous since a lot of famous people tried to get her even though she’s already taken”

“Oh? Really?”

“Yeah but too bad”

He would grabbed your face and give you a sweet kiss on the lips RIGHT INFRONT OF THE CAMERA.

he’ll look at the camera and give a cocky grin.

“She’s already mine”

Kenma

Kenma doesn’t give a single flying fuck if you’re famous

Because he is too.

He trusts you sooo much so he knows when to step in or when you can handle yourself.

He’s not that type of person where they always flex on their s/o

Sure he posts you on his Instagram and promote your shows in his ig stories

But not that much.

You being a famous actress well doesn’t really concern him

He doesn’t like the actress you he likes the you you and that what’s matters.

So you invited him to the awardings with permission of course

As your boyfriend and partner and escort.

It was a hit when they got the news that kenma was going to attend.

To be honest it was really hard to convince him lmao.

And a lot of questions hits kenma but nevertheless he answered calmly

“What are your thoughts about having y/n as your significant other?”

“Nothing really, she’s beautiful, she’s elegant but that’s not what i fell in love with actually even if she’s not a famous actress or whatever I’ll still love her”

“The fans want to ask how do you feel whenever y/n has an kissing scene?”

Kenma would just scoffed and smile at the camera.

“It’s fine i don’t mind and besides i kiss her everyday”

#haikyuu scenarios #haikyuu oneshot #haikyuu!!#haikyuu #bokuto #akaashi #oikawa #kenma #haikyuu headcanon #haikyuu boyfriend headcanon

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bigbrotherlouis · 4 years ago

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i’m obsessed with joel farabee and morgan frost and you should be too: a primer

hello! welcome! recently i have become infatuated with morgan frost and joel farabee for a lot of reasons but mostly because of that one post that i spent like twenty minutes searching various blogs for that said “people are freaking out about sexualising hockey players, meanwhile joel farabee is one instagram comment away from telling morgan frost he’d suck him dry.” in my head rent free. hit a girl up if you have the post.

anyway! frosty and beezy:

[hard cut to me whispering “oh my god even their nUMBERS are friends” i’m fine.]

this is more like about vibes and less about facts, so you can google if you want to know more about their, like, bios and stats and stuff that’s not 99% rpf or conjecture. this primer is just the things that make me scream. however, that being said, they do play well on a line together and both are very good players.

joel farabee is american, from new york i believe but his dad is from philly, and falls neatly into the category of BORN TO BE A FLYER. longtime fan, hugely excited to play for the team, brings it up all the time.

morgan frost, from ontario canada, was not.

a real, actual tweet. he tweeted this with his WHOLE chest and then joined the flyers like three years later. i adore it. another real actual tweet i adore:

sweet, sweet joel. he misses his buddies :( no doubt including morgan because they are, by all appearances, obsessed with each other. i’m trying not to keep using the word obsessed in this primer but it’s hard because they are. morgan’s a year older, a first round draft pick in 2017 and joel’s a first round pick in 2018, but they didn’t start playing together until 2019, i believe, because joel played for a college team in boston. side note: he also captained team usa and wore a number 28 in honour of claude giroux and i am absolutely not okay about it.

e! mo! tion! al! incidentally, frosty wears danny briere’s number when he plays for the flyers, which. take from that what you will. iykyk. their NUMBERS are FRIENDS. HERITAGE SOULMATES. joel’s been called up to play on the flyers (and did really well in the playoffs!) but we’re still waitin’ for morgan to come along too but the coaching staff hasn’t recognised the raw power of true love yet so.

at this point, you’re probably saying “sasha shut up about their fucking numbers and talk about why they’re obsessed with each other” but good news! i do not need to do that because the official flyers media has done that for me! (x) i’d recommend watching it because it’s a lot packed into a neat 100 seconds, but notable moments include the voice over saying “joel farabee and morgan frost have found that going at it together has its benefits” within the first thirty seconds. that is a real direct quote. i can’t believe it either. there’s also a lot of light homoerotic bonding over playing chel, them sitting across from each other on their beds, the admission of being ROOMMATES (oh my god they were roommates), this shot of them sitting with their mouths wide open on either side of their dad,

and also joel wearing a hat with a canadian maple leaf on it, despite being from the the united states. wonder where he got that from. please watch the video.

when they’re not playing chel or, you know, going at it together, they’re being horny in each other’s instagram comments. there’s honestly.... so many of these that i can include but we’re just gonna go with my favourites.

when i say i think about this comment on a picture of morgan with isaac ratcliffe, a fellow flyers prospect on a daily basis, i mean it. i’ll be just doing my thing, minding my own business, and MORGAN MAKES ME VENMO HIM JUST TO TALK will pop into my head, completely uninvited. king shit for morgan to do and king shit for joel to admit on social media for the world to see, but joel admitting things he maybe shouldn’t is a running theme.

cool. TOTALLY not flirting or anything.

joel. also both their exhibitionist streaks should be explored in fic more i am JUST sayin.

ok but bee you were lookin. like you can chirp but you were lookin, don’t lie.

when ur in love with ur roommate but ur both hockey players so u can only communicate that love via chirping when he’s with the boys :(

what’s it called when you vibe really well with someone and also live with them and also comment on their shirtlessness and also maybe kiss them on the mouth a little? d... da... dating?? can’t be it.

morgan is a little more composed in the comments and mostly just posts inside jokes i cannot comprehend, or compliments. it’s still cute.

this was on a playoffs pic where joel’s wearing #28 love 2 see it love a supportive boyf always

this one was of joel with a fish he caught and i’m sorry but i did not want it on my phone.

but morgan can’t hide his affection for long. (me, in the distance: TWENTY EIGHT TWENTY EIGHT TWENTY EIGHT!!!!!!!)

there’s more comments but they’re boring and this is long, mostly joel chirping morgan for wearing baseball or football stuff. however! they are also on twitter where they keep each other humble after incredible goals, like bros do,

this is DEFINITELY flirting. like, blatant. it’s like that kind of flirting when you’re thirteen and you don’t know what to do with your body so you just kinda steal your crush’s stuff or insult them because all attention is good attention, right??

but when push comes to shove, beezy is always gonna look out for his boy (because they are in love):

some important pictures of them together, for your pleasure:

this is so DUMB and i love it

friends supporting friends!!!

this is them meeting their hockey dads :) so cute :) joel is promising g that he’ll have morgan back by ten yessir he will be respectful of boundaries and curfew. jake is high fiving morgan on getting some. this is facts i just call em like i see em.

and finally!

is this allowed????? is this allowed???? it’s hard to tell but i’m pretty sure that’s joel on his knees for in front of morgan and i just??? how is that allowed???? it’s been five days and this picture has RUINED me. someone write me an essay to have on my desk by morning, stat.

also v unrelated but here is a video of morgan frost reading, proving he’s the smart one in the relationship. that’s not saying much but, hey! at least there’s proof he can read.

obviously different ships capture people in different ways but there’s something about them to me, personally, that is just so captivating. there’s a lot of potential for different fic vibes, and joel in particular always has a really fun voice to read (and also to write). they definitely have chemistry, they’re pitted against each other so there’s a good-natured rivalry going on, CLOTHES SHARING AND HERITAGE SOULMATE NUMBERS, and, like, they just genuinely seem to enjoy each other. someone PLEASE write more fic for them or by god i’ll have to do it myself.

ok that’s everything for now, i believe. they’re in love and don’t care who knows it and i’m obsessed. (however, i’m also obsessed with joel farabee and andrei svechnikov together, for which i have a one-picture argument for here.)

(p.s. anything not linked i screenshotted myself thank youuu for reading have a good day and remember: morgan makes joel vemno him just to talk 😌)

edit: hello. i wrote this on election night as a way to take off the edge of my nerves and it is not as funny or screechy as i wanted it to be so i’m going to add some now.

#this is a mess but idec #joel farabee #morgan frost #flyers #hockey #hockey bros #farabeefrost #frostbee #idk which one #:)#i should be writing #long post #masterpost #primer #i blame meghan and la entirely

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theyarebothgunshot · 3 years ago

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ROSE I AM FREAKING OUT HAVE YOU SEEN THE PREQUEL STUFF???? WHAT IS GOING ON, my god... I was literally about to go to sleep, decided to check Tumblr one last time and see this.... what WHAT!! WHATTTT!!!!!! I don't even know if this is good bad or what but just JENSEN IS PRODUCING A SUPERNATURAL PREQUEL AND DEAN'S GONNA BE THE NARRATOR OR Sth LIKE???? -🐸

YEAH i am normal about this <3 (jk i am also freaking out) welcome to: people screaming to me in my inbox about prequelgate ft. j/2 fallout theory. let's goooo!

Another copypasta and suddenly chaos machine is full on gay I love this prophecy

you know whats funny i just checked the j/2 tag and i feel like for the first time in a long time they are starting to realise that maybe THEY should be the ones who are "gutted" *sips tea*

ROSE HOLY SHIT ROOOOOOOOSE ITS HAPPENING HOLY SHIIIIIT

YEAH

Nevermind just read prequel and well good luck I guess but just you know kind of bleh who wants to watch John Winchester well let’s have hope anyways

i know a lot of people are bummed out but i am kind of very excited actually?? i trust robbie and even though yeah j*hn winchester turned into a nasty abusive bastard, it can be interesting to explore how it all started (imo). it's just the first of many stories they can tell.

I can only accept this circus if it’s Dean telling the stories to his and Cas’ kids and then we have a revival to show that the whole finale was in fact the end Chuck wanted there Jensen I fixed it

i would not say no to this

heyloo bee anon here

um- wtf is happening?

jackles prequel series?? why? i want to be excited about this but sheesh im scared

because supernatural is never dead <3

okay, but, jensen... john winchester ≠ jdm, you don’t have to go /that/ hard for him 🙃

true true... though i am waiting for jdm to comment on this, please i need it

WAIT A SECOND J2 FALLOUT THEORY TRUE??

LMAO HELL YEAH BESTIE

Rose you really picked the worst time to sleep for real

bestie it was literally 4 in the morning, what do you expect from me sdfjsfhsf

I can’t literally can’t we were all right LMAO j2 fallout theory is real and cockles (Misha supporting Jensen) is [gunshots] I’m just laughing cause what the hell is this timeline we’re living LMAOOOOOOOOOO

we would always end up here <3

Do we have the copypaste anons to thank for JP basically confirming the J2 fallout? lol 🦚

yes, everybody say 'thanks annoying idiots!'

ROSE, WAKE UP, COME HERE,

THERE'S A LOT GOING ON FFS

YEAH I KNOW BUT I NEEDED SLEEP

Anticipating that there's going to be a lot of yelling about the prequel on here: I am cackling, but also, I mean, the first time Dean got a look into his parent's past, Cas was the catalyst: literally entered Dean's mind and catapulted him to the 70s. So idk, it's not completely unreasonable to expect some Cas cameos, maybe setting up a parallel timeline since Dean is narrating. What I'm saying is, this is Jackles, he's getting JDM and Misha in on this lmao -Honeymoon Anon

you were right lmfaooo also i fully agree. misha's tweet further cemented that thought for me. he knew about this prequel and i dont think he is cas-baiting us, i think he'll be involved. i'd also be obsessed to see jensen and jdm act together again (though idk who jdm could play seeing as it's a prequel and he is way too old to play young j*hn)

longlivethetribbles heeft gevraagd:

Heyyyyyy bestie, are you SEEING the absolute madness going on right now holy shit

well a little late but I SURE AM BESTIE

bestie wake up pls s16 finale just dropped.

- 🍯

and WHAT a great one it was

I love coming home from work to see all of the chaos unfolding on Tumblr and Twitter. I'm absolutely buzzing right now. I'll probably still be here by the time you wake up and check tumblr 😂 - 🐢

lmaooo and were you still awake?? did you see my freak out??

Oooh bestie wake the fuck up, I know you’re gonna be excited for this one jsnsjsj

god i had SUCH a morning like. it's 12:00 now and all i did since i woke up is check tumblr rip

short summary: jen and dee gain the rights, they post on ig/twitter about a prequel ft john and mary that no one asked for, the fandom loses its everloving shit as usual, they trend on twitter thanks to the beloved twt intern who missed us, misha qt’s jen about cas possibly benefiting from being in the prequel, then j*red qt’s jensen abt how his feelings got hurt by him not being told about a prequel his character as no involvement in & he initially throws a tantrum, and the rest is history - 🦋 anon (ps: i hope this helps a little, i’ve been scattered brained trying to keep up with it all night lmao so pls let me know if i missed anything, bug crew !!)

thank you so much darling i figured it out eventually but this is a helpful summary!!!

I hope you enjoyed waking up to all of this XD -🐢

i sure did!!! also that answers my question about you being awake lmao

I WILL NEVER EVER EVER FORGIVE MYSELF FOR SLEEPING THROUGH ALL OF THIS DRAMA AND NOT EXPERIENCING IT IN PERSON I DIDN'T NEED THIS SLEEP - tea anon

well the party was still going strong this morning so im not TOO "gutted" see what i did there lmaooo

Now that you are caught up with the news... So idk if you remember this but...didn't jarpad tell jackles he was up for a reboot in an online panel? And jackles answered that this was news to him??

-🍯

yeah i think you are right but he was clearly joking and didnt expect jackles to actually be working on something already

J2 anon spare more of those anons let's finish this - tea anon

please, we're having a ball in this bitch

I saw a post on tumblr where someone said now that Kripke gave J&D the rights, maybe they’re starting with a prequel just to end on a reboot in years time and honestly ? I wanna believe that so badly. This is tinhatty but what if this is all calculated in a way that makes it so that Jensen is slowly starting to fix everything that was wrong with spn - now that he has the rights and he’s slowly making spn his own story ?! I mean he did say in his ig post he wants to ‘fill in the rest’ - and maybe Mary and John’s story is only the beginning of spn related content from J&D to come ??? Maybe he wants to give spn the justice it deserves ?? Thoughts ??

i dont think this is tinhatty at all i think this is very possible and not that much of a reach. i could see this happening yeah for sure

want to hear something funny. I found out I had a ruptured blood vessel in my eye because I was sending my friend a video freaking out when the prequel news dropped and I noticed the corner of my eye was red af. and when I got back online jared had tweeted.

DJFHSJD ANON THE CHAOS OF IT ALL, HELP, are you okay? <3

rose.. bestie... how are you feeling about The News? nsfshsf being european is a curse </3 🐞

i feel GREAT im living for it i feel on top of the world tbh (and yeah it really is dsjfhs)

What am I waking up to I can't WHAT I rested my eyes for like 5 minutes help *hits reblog button* - anon anon

yep yep essentially djfhs

“Jensen and Misha are Co workers who barley talk”

I can’t be sure of course but I’m fairly certain that this is the copypasta that brought the j/2 fallout theory back to life. Who’s apparently ‘barely talking’ now? skansjsjsj. It’s almost prophetic, these j/2 anons have superpowers I’m telling ya.

-poker face anon

next time we get one of them we should be thanking them lmaooo

ok, but are we gonna talk about the "When Daneel and I formed Chaos Machine Productions, we knew that the first story we wanted to tell was the story of John and Mary Winchester [...]"-quote because the way this is phrased implies they formed CHAOS MACHINE Productions with the intent of telling this story (first), i haven't been in this dumpster long enough but the name just tickles me in that Misha way, isn't it so sus??? am i missing something???? i mean with this announcement they SURE lived up to that name... 🧩-anon

you are absolutely right, chaos machine SCREAMS misha and we are all here for it!!

hey hey hey. joining the clownverse, there's no way THEE cas girl danneel doesn't know just how much the fandom loves misha and cas. so 2 + 2 = misha in the spn prequel!

AGREED

So I think I finally managed to catch up on wtf happened while I was asleep and my brain melted. What a shit show to wake up to.

Anyway thoughts.

I don't hate the idea of a Mary&John sequel. I think it has the potential to be good (It has the potential to be really bad too, so I'm kind scared).

🕯️🕯️🕯️ manifesting Mary being badass and John being kinda useless🕯️🕯️🕯️

As for the Jensen and J*red thing.

I can see Jensen not telling J*red even if they are still friends, because J*red is kinda good at accidentally telling Secrets. He could have told him right before he announced it so, so that J*red didn't have to find out from twitter. He was on the show for 15 years, he is bound to get asked about it. The public twitter meltdown was really unprofessional so. Like you have Jensen's number J*red. You could have sorted that out in private like a normal person, but instead you choose to act like a toddler throwing a tantrum.

Is it weird that I'm actually going to be kinda that for them if the actually had a falling out, even tho I don't like J*red all that much. They seemed to be really important to each other and while I thought before that the might have triefted apart a bit, I didn't think that the where actively fighting.

- 🐌 anon

the thing is, the polite/normal thing for jensen to do was text him before announcing it on twitter. it's weird he didn't, and that makes me believe that maybe yeah they did have a falling out. especially with the way j*red responded to it on twitter. if he had no other reason to be this upset (no prior beef or falling out) you'd think that he wouldn't be responding like this. on the other hand, the man is a mysterie to me so who the hell knows. i'm not gonna mourn about it if they did/do grow apart because j*red is just.... awful imo.

#frog anon #bee anon #peacock anon #subtlerainy #honeymoon anon #bestie mutual #honeypot anon #turtle anon #butterfly anon #tea anon #ladybug anon #anon anon #poker face anon #puzzle pieces anon #snail anon #good lord i think i got more anons about this than about anything else before lmao #good luck to anybody who actually reads this <3

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netheritenugget · 4 years ago

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Since you've gotten a couple asks about him (ok only like three but still lol-) and you seem pretty up to date on all the lore and stuff i was wondering if you could tell me why Schlatt is considered canonically dead?

Like i know this happened a looong time ago now but with the possibility that he could be brought back it got me thinking about why he was 'dead' in the first place

Because iirc his only canon death was the heart attack, right?

I've seen people saying his death to Quackity was also canon, but then i think i remember a clip/tweet going around from one of the ccs saying that it wasn't (or maybe i made that bit up idk?)

And then there was that festival death but that's definitely not canon because it's been confirmed multiple times that Tubbo's death was the only one planned and therefore the only canon one

Also I've seen a couple posts saying his ban was treated like a canon death but idk about this one either cause in his first president speech he said something like 'and you know what i said, the day that i got unbanned from the Dream SMP..' which kinda implies he didn't die but was also banned in the lore universe as well (maybe like an exile? or something idk?)

Uhhh yeah anyways so this got kinda long sorry about that aha you just seemed like the best person to ask? Idk, obviously you can ignore this if you wanna it's not gonna matter if he gets brought back soon anyway

And i realize it's probably cause CC!Schlatt didn't want to rp anymore (or at least that's what I've seen around) but i just got curious if there was ever a canon explanation for it? Or if he just speedran through all three of his lives in one go

Anon I have something to confess: one of my greatest flaws as a person is that I absolutely love explaining my hyperfixations to people. The difficult part is stopping me. So you're not bothering me, I'm perfectly happy to explain all about it :3

So the confusion about the number of Schlatt's canon deaths started, I believe, because Game Theory YouTuber Matpat miscounted them in his video about the Dream SMP.

According to the Dream SMP Wiki, cc!Wilbur, and general consensus of the fandom, Schlatt lost his canon lives when:

Technoblade accidentally killed him during the Red Festival, in the blast from the rockets that killed Tubbo.

Quackity deliberately shot him after their argument about the White House being demolished.

He suffered a heart attack in the Camarvan, likely brought on by the alcohol abuse that has been a problem for him throughout the whole story.

In his video Matpat counted his first death at the Red Festival and his third death by heart attack as canon, but did not count his death at the hands of Quackity for some unknown reason. Matpat claimed Schlatt still had a canon life left.

Wilbur reacted on stream to the Game Theory video, and he was momentarily confused by this part. He confirmed that the Red Festival death and heart attack were canon, but went back through the script and realized that, coincidentally, he'd neglected to actually write down in the script that the death took one of Schlatt's canon lives. He questioned whether or not Schlatt could theoretically come back.

But the script is flexible and not the end-all-be-all of canon. If we want to argue that any death that is not explicitly planned or declared canon in writing doesn't count, that's simply not true. There are canon deaths in the story that happen off-script too, the most notable being the lives lost in The Final Conrol Room. Eret's betrayal wasn't in the script, it was a complete surprise to almost everyone. Even Wilbur was unaware that Eret had switched sides. So canon is mostly dictated by what has happened, not what should happen.

And current events support this idea. Schlatt's status as dead was made clearer in subsequent livestreams. He has since re-appeared as a ghost, and he's implied to be present in the afterlife with c!Wilbur. He's definitely dead. At least, for now.

As for cc!Schlatt coming back to the server, he seems like he's willing to do it. c!Schlatt has come back a few times as Glatt to hang out with the other people on a questionably canon level. But there has yet to be an official announcement that he's coming back as a regular member, which is why people are doing the if/when thing.

I think cc!Schlatt will have more fun this time if he chooses to come back, because The Egg seems to be the main antagonist this season. As the main bad guy, c!Schlatt was somewhat limited in what he was capable of doing narratively. He didn't have many opportunities to do goofy fun things like the protagonists and other members of the server, he was there to be evil and scary. Harder to maintain that image by building cuck shacks and laughing with friends. If he comes back as a minor antagonist or character with more freedom from the script, he'll be able to goof off more. So I hope he comes back! I look forward to seeing what kind of chaos he brings to the story :)

Hopefully this explanation wasn't too boring! I try to be clear but sometimes I come off as kind of formal and academic which is why I try not to jump into flat answers right away. If you have other questions don't hesitate to ask. Have a good day :3

#dream smp #jschlatt #long post

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kosmosguk · 5 years ago

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You. Me. Us| Yandere Jimin x Reader

[Summary: The handsome guy you meet briefly in a bookstore is intent on intertwining his fate with yours, although his methods themselves are unorthodox. After all, he’s intent on his belief that in the end, it’s you. Him. And the word Us. And it doesn’t matter how he gets to the ending he deserves.]

Type: Horror/Thriller fic

Warnings: Yandere themes, stalking, masturbation, voyeurism with no consent from one party, brief mentions of alcohol, near-death experience, obsessive behaviors painted as normal

A/N: based on the tv show You, so credit goes to the show and its producers! I didn’t vibe with the second season that came out yesterday so I decided to write a fic based on the first season but with a different ending. This is the first part, and if it goes well, I’ll update other parts!

December 27, 4:33PM

He had met you on that day, a cold gray day in the unforgiving city of Seoul. Two days after Christmas, Jimin remembers how frigid the city was as the warmth of the holiday season seeped away. He remembers every detail about that afternoon, that meeting; hell, he remembers every detail about you.

You’re soulmates. Lovers cast by the stars of the universe and molded with brushings of stardust. It’s inevitable that he had seen you, that he had met you.

Pretty, with wide eyes shadowed by long, curled lashes. Rosy lips arched in a pleasant curve. A scarf--he remembers the color: crimson, like blood roses--loosely circled around your delicate neck. You, you were perfect.

"Hey," you had called to him. Had spoken to him. Did he even deserve to be witnessing you, the you that glowed in this worn down bookstore in Seoul?

"Hello?" he heard you speak again, like cold water splashing on him, and he blinked his vision clear.

You smiled gently, a little shyly as you met his gaze. "Is this book any good?"

He cleared his throat, flitting his gaze to the worn book you had in hand. "Yes. Victor Hugo, a classic. Although it gets a little tedious sometimes to read, it's amazing to see how major issues from the 19th century can still be applicable to modern times. That and the way he manages to describe societal anguish in a poetic manner leaves a feeling of satisfaction."

His voice trailed off. Shit, he did it again; he talked on and on about something that people as pretty as you most likely didn't care about. You must be bored, must see him as boring.

But instead, your smile grew just a little bit bigger. "This sounds interesting. I'll take it."

And Jimin felt his heart speed up a little bit more. This, you, him. It must be destined.

December 27, 8:41PM

You're a writer. He can't help but notice the bundles of paper delicately clipped together in your bag when you open it to find your wallet.

And he also can't help it when he catches your name when you answer a call. It seems that he can't help a lot of things when it comes to you.

He looks you up on social media first. Instagram. Facebook. Snapchat. Twitter. Hell, even Tumblr. It's advantageous for him that you use the same username for each social media platform.

Spending some time with friends to take my mind off of writer's block. The caption follows a shot of drinks, glistening in the low light of a bar, lined up on a table. There are three people tagged. He makes a mental note to look at their profiles later.

Wishing I was back in the sun. It's a shot of you in a bikini, lying underneath the golden sun. He can't help but feel a little jealous that all of these people--218 according to the likes on your post--get to witness your body like this. But it's okay, he tells himself. This was posted months ago, long before you met him, someone who looks past superficial aspects.

He scrolls until his thumbs grow tired. As he turns off his laptop, he can't help but feel a little disappointed that you haven't posted anything, not even a short hinting tweet, about the cute guy you met at a bookstore.

He remembers your latest tweet, posted 2 minutes ago. You're at a bar celebrating your friend's birthday. He decides that a peek or two won't do any harm. Besides, he's only there to make sure you're safe.

His cap is pressed over gray-dyed hair, and he's in clothes that will allow him to blend into the crowd. A girl sidles up to him, resting her hand on his shoulder flirtatiously. He shrugs it off; she's not you after all. The girl, obviously more than a little tipsy, gets up and stumbles away.

He sits in a place that allows him to see and hear you, but he's not too close so that you can see him.

"Minyoung! Happy birthday!" he can hear your voice, high-pitched and bubbly. It's a lot different from the voice you had used in the bookstore. He can't help but feel just a little prideful that he knows the real you more than your supposed friends do.

He remembers Minyoung from her Instagram profile. Minyoung herself, with 2K followers, is pretty with a straight small nose and cropped hair dyed neon green, but in a phony way that leaves him swallowing bile. She doesn't deserve you, and she especially doesn't deserve the expensive gift. You'll be lucky to get something a quarter as expensive for your birthday; he knows your friends almost as well as he knows you. And he also knows that they don't deserve you.

"Bitch, you didn't!" Minyoung tears through your delicate wrapping with sharp and long acrylic nails. Jimin can't help but wince from his seat.

"She did! Flexing on us, huh, babe," your next friend he recalls is named Ji-Ah. She's the kind of phony pretty that Minyoung is too, with long brown curls and glossy lips. Jimin thinks he hates her almost as much as he hates Minyoung.

You smile, though he notices how it's just a little strained, and he feels anger as he watches Miyoung toss your gift on the table without even as much as a thank you. Fuck Ji-Ah, Jimin doesn't think he hates anyone as much as he hates Minyoung.

Your gift, one you poured care in, cast aside. You are an angel. Your "friends" don't deserve to be in your presence, let alone receive a gift from you. Jimin's clenches his hands, and when he relaxes them, there are crescent-shaped indents, drops of blood smeared on pale skin.

"Come on, let's move to a club! This bar is so fucking boring," Minyoung coos after she’s done opening her gifts.

You shake your head. "I have to work early tomorrow and a manuscript to write. I’m so sorry, but have a fun time without me!"

"Boo! Don't be a boring bitch," Ji-Ah sticks her tongue out as she gets up and walks off with Minyoung.

It only leaves you and your last friend. Haeun looks the least fake of your friends, but Jimin knows that she's the same level as them. Rich. Fake. Obnoxious. Only using you.

"(Y/N), why did you buy that for her? You know you can't afford it. Minyoung doesn't deserve that at all. Next time, if you need money, just ask me," Haeun pushes her long black hair fixed in a high ponytail off her shoulder as she gets up to leave. You just force a smile as Haeun sidles away. The smile drops when none of your friends can see you anymore.

Condescending isn't she. You really know how to pick your friends.

You take the nearest glass of alcohol and pour it back rapidly. When you've swallowed it all and wiped your mouth, you pull on your jacket and leave the bar. Jimin follows behind you, your silent protector in a bitterly empty world.

You wander into the train station. A nearby drunkard tries to accost you, and Jimin makes a move towards you. You manage to fend the drunkard off before Jimin can be your hero, but your phone slips out of your already shaky grip and falls onto the tracks.

You stumble into the tracks. Jimin rushes towards you. You grab your phone and stand up as the train whistles begin to grow nearer, and Jimin watches as your eyes blow wide, frantic as tears drip down your cheeks.

"Take my hand!" he yells over the sound of the train. You look up, your eyes bleary, and grab his hand. He hoists you up as the lights of the train glow brighter.

"Um," you manage to sputter as you try to grab ahold of yourself," Thank you."

Your hazy eyes focus on Jimin and clear a little. "Oh! Bookstore guy!"

You look adorable like this, hair slightly messy and lips parted in confusion. Jimin's heart tugs a little. God, he's already fallen for you so deep.

That moment fades as your cheeks puff a little, and you vomit over his shoes and the bottom of his pants.

He finds himself in a taxi cab, his shoes in a plastic bag next to him, as you snore softly by his side, having passed out after telling him your address. He catches sight of your phone, the case dirty from its fall into the tracks.

You won't mind if he just...peeks, do you? He acts before he can think, grabbing your phone and fiddling around with it. Perfect, now he'll be able to watch everything you do on it. He feels a little guilty, but the train incident proves that you need him just as much as he needs you. He sets the phone back down next to you. It looks like nothing has happened, but Jimin knows better.

The taxi rolls to a stop in front of an apartment building. He reaches out to nudge you awake, but you're already blinking glossy eyes open before he can.

"Thank you," you say before your mouth falls open," Oh my God, I threw up on you. I threw up on you; that's so fucking embarrassing! Here, uh, my phone number is XXX-XXX-XXXX. Call me, and I'll, um, get you new shoes."

"It's fine, really. These shoes were getting old anyway, and I needed a new pair of shoes soon. How about a drink instead?" Jimin beams in a way that has swooned the hearts of many, crinkling his eyes into upside-down crescents. You smile back at him as you get out.

"Sounds good! Just text me when!"

The taxi door shuts behind you. Jimin is left temporarily breathless. Just like he thought, you’re meant to be together.

When you get into your apartment and look back out, the taxi is gone. You can't help but feel a little guilty that you hadn't done much for your savior after he had done so much for you.

A knock bangs on your door, and you look at who it is.

"God, leave me fucking alone, Seojun," you spit out, sliding open the door. Seojun’s standing there, his body swaying slightly; he can barely stand straight.

"I'm sorry, babe! I swear to God nothing happened with me and her," your ex-boyfriend sputters out. He smells of booze; you’re not surprised.

"So you tripped and your dick somehow managed to land in her mouth; don't be a fucking lying cunt, Choi," you bristle, making a move to slam the door.

"Baby, baby, listen to me," Seojun steps in closer before you can, sliding his hands onto the curve of your waist," She didn't mean anything. I've missed you. I’ve missed the way you feel, baby. My cock misses the way you squeeze down on me. Aren’t you lonely, baby?’’

You hesitate before pushing him off of you and slamming the door shut on him. "God, don’t fucking talk to me anymore. Just leave me alone, Choi. Don't come back."

You hear boots scraping against the pavement as he walks away from your door and hopefully out of your life. He always was and always will be an asshole. You had dated him for the fun of it after he made a move on you at a party, and all of your friends had insisted that you ‘’try him out,’’ whatever the fuck that meant.

But still, his words make you remember just how lonely and untouched you are.

Sagging against your sofa in front of your window, you push your pants down your hips, spreading your legs apart slightly as your hands slide down your body. Your fingers circle your clit, quick, short movements that leave you quivering slightly and clenching down on empty air.

You think of the guy from the bookstore. His handsome features with his sharp facial structure, puffy eyes, and rosy plump lips. He’s ethereal, a fairy. His voice was soft and just a bit high pitched. You think of how tempting he looked, clad in a soft sweater and dark jeans that showed off his thighs and ass. You bite your lip as your thighs close around your arm.

You come with a cracking moan, your eyes fluttering shut as you shake slightly from the pleasure.

You sail down from your peak, crashing back into sobriety that leaves you feeling more empty and more guilty. God, you really are pathetic, aren't you? Fucking yourself to a guy you barely even know, barely even talked to.

Wiping your fingers on a tissue and pulling your pants back up, you stand up and walk away from your spot by the window, having forgotten that you had left the curtains open.

Jimin had seen the whole thing from his hidden spot across the street, and he softly moans to himself as he rubs himself hard through his jeans. Fuck, you look so, so pretty when you come. If only you weren't thinking about that jerk ass who had come to your door.

Jimin comes hard, groaning softly into the fabric of his coat as images of fucking you and how good he would make you feel overtake his mind. He sags against the rough brick wall of the building across from yours, his chest heaving, and he makes up his mind right then and there.

He would do something to make you forget about that jerk ass. He would do anything for you after all.

Choi Seojun, the man plastered over your Twitter for a solid six months, would be hard to get rid of, with his status as an esteemed rich party boy and your ex-boyfriend.

But for you, Jimin would do anything.

After all, in the end, it was you. Him. And the word Us.

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UC 50.28 - Imperial vs Warwick

I began last week’s blog by making a convoluted analogy which relied on the assumption that Imperial College London was a constituent institution of the University of London. In the next paragraph I realised that I was wrong, and sought to correct myself while still leaving the original, incorrect, assertion intact. If that sounds needlessly complicated it was deliberately so (you can read last week’s post if you like, here, for a better understanding).

However, in an absolute bombshell (I’m never exactly sure how to use bombshell in this context - is it ‘on a bombshell’, ‘with a bombshell’, ‘in what is a bombshell’. Are they all right? All I know at this point is that if you write out bombshell enough times it stops looking like a word and you become incredibly suspicious of the second letter b...) I was actually right the first time!

Michael Kohn, captain of the Imperial team, tweeted me to say that Imperial isn’t a member of the UoL any longer. And a quick gander of the Wikipedia page reveals that yes, in 2007, upon the centenary of its creation, Imperial became fully independent of the University of London! So, whatever nonsense I was saying last week (to be honest I’ve forgotten myself at this point) was perfectly factual. Kohn and his team are playing Warwick tonight, an institution which has never in its history (so far as I’m aware) been a member college of The University of London.

Anyway, that’s enough of that; here’s your first starter for ten.

Imperial come into this match in fearsome post-lockdown form, having revived their campaign with victories over Exeter in the play-off round and St Andrews last time out, following their opening loss to Strathclyde. Aforementioned Captain Kohn has spearheaded their attack with a frightening number of starters, but he’ll probably need some more help from his teammates against a strong Warwick side who have averaged over 220 points so far.

Braid kicks things off for Warwick, recognising various ‘quarters’ in different cities, and they struggle very little on their first bonus set, taking an easy hat-trick. Rahman hits back for Imperial, identifying kevlar before anyone else (though not me), and the Londoners took a perfect three too, to tie the game.

A neg from Marrow untied the game like an expert scout, but Warwick couldn’t take advantage, and an inspired guess from Kohn gave his side the lead on the next starter. Another good guess, this time from Braid (I was going to say something about a braid being another form of knot here, but I couldn’t think of a way to say it without over-explanation, so thats where we find ourselves) to level (or, braid...) the game once again.

Paxo warns the teams to have all three of the answer countries ready when they buzz in for the first picture starter, and Wong follows these instructions to the letter, rattling off Peru, Ecuador and Colombia with nary a milisecond gap between them for yet another lead change.

Neither side knows which letters are used to signify the sex chromosomes of birds, and you can see them losing interest in the question, as we viewers are wont to do, but the question wasn’t yet over, and it became a race to the buzzer between the two captains when Paxo mentioned that the letters were also used in a physics context. Rout won the race, but a second set of bonus blanks in a row meant that they could only extend their lead by the minimum margin.

Superfast operatic knowledge from Kohn brought Imperial back into the fold, and they had a grand old time answering the bonuses, taking two. However, these would be their last points for some time. A combination of excellent buzzing from he and his colleagues, and brilliant bonuswork from Rout himself, saw Warwick charge off into the distance.

By the time Kohn made a chaotically early buzz of trumpet, after about two words of a starter question, the match was over. Kohn knew as much, with his smile a rueful one after he’d won the points. Marrow also allows herself a pair of fist pumps as she gets Tipperary on a starter and then Tromso on a bonus, but like her captain, these are not euphoric displays of delight.

Final Score: Imperial 120-200 Warwick

This was another impressive performance from Warwick, who blew Imperial out of the water when they got going, but the London quartet should not be ruled out of a comeback in the elimination round - they’ve already been to the brink once in this tournament.

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omniswords · 5 years ago

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Chronicles of a Parisian Dumbass 3

also known, in my list of docs, as “chill your chichis, luka.”

i think this might be becoming a habit

hey siri, when does a habit become a problem?

actually i don’t think i wanna know the answer to that.

Luka goes back to Tom and Sabine’s at least two more times within the week, and at least one more time after that. And every single time, the girl with the dark hair and the sketchbook and the blue, blue eyes is at the counter. Tapping that pencil, playing that tasteful music, so focused it’s almost scary. He even tries to space out his visits, just so he won’t look desperate or like he’s coming by just for her. (Even if… admittedly… part of the reason he does come by was in the hopes that she’s there.) He just happens to be, it seems, the victim of dumb good luck.

Or maybe just dumb luck.

To his credit, he carries himself pretty well whenever he talks to her. Keeps their transactions and conversations short and simple, waits for his orders in the relative quiet of the shop—mostly because he’s afraid of making a fool of himself any more than he already has. The second time, she’s already speaking with another customer; her eyes are bright, her smile just as sweet, and even though it isn’t directed at him, a part of him feels so goddamn blessed to hear her say, “Enjoy, monsieur! Have a good day!”

And then she gets to him, and her expression mellows out. “Oh, yes,” she says, her nails trailing over the spine of her trusty, mysterious sketchbook. “I remember you. What can I get for you today?”

In the moment, he doesn’t care if she doesn’t remember his name. The fact that she remembers his face is enough to quietly send him over the moon. “Just the napoleon this time,” he says, and then, after the pause when he hands her his card, “So… about that macaron.”

(He’s already kicking himself.)

The girl seems unaffected. “What macaron?”

“The first time I came,” he says. “I didn’t order one, but there was one in my box.”

“Oh, that.” She hands him back his card, along with a receipt to sign. (This time, he notices his name at the bottom.) “It was a special promo we had going. Buy five pastries, get a macaron for free.”

Luka looks up from the receipt, stomach churning, fingers twitching. “I only bought four.”

The girl seems to freeze for a moment, and this time around, the pink on her cheeks is unmistakeable. “Sorry about that, then,” she murmurs. “I guess I was just excited about it.”

It isn’t until after she’s called his name and handed him the little box, after he’s walked out of the shop with the sound of his name still ringing in his ears, that he realizes there was no promo advertised anywhere in the bakery.

It makes him consider leaving the note again.

He’s been thinking about doing it since the first day—when he was waiting for his order and minding his tongue over the music—and he still can’t tell if he regrets not doing it. He’ll be the first to admit he isn’t exactly the best at speaking words, and he’d probably make an even bigger fool of himself if he whipped out his guitar and started playing all the things he felt himself wanting to say in the moment. Like a walking anyway, here’s “Wonderwall” guy in the corner of a house party.

A note, though. That feels like a happy medium. Getting the feelings out without it being too intrusive, or too much of a sentimental tryhard. It seems more and more doable with each time he stops by. And it’s really only a matter of composing the message in his head: Hi, I’m sorry to bother you, I just wanted you to know that I think you’re pretty—

Wait, no…

I wanted you to know that I couldn’t stop watching you that first day—

Oh, God, no. That actually is creepy.

Maybe this is a wild guess, but I think your name starts with an M because of the macaron, and there are lots of nice names that starts with the letter M, and whatever yours is, I’m sure it’s pretty—

Now it’s just getting worse. He’s not even totally sure about the letter M thing. For all he knows, it could stand for “macaron.” The literal thing he ate.

Why is this so much harder than actually talking to her? It’s supposed to be the other way around. It’s always been the other way around, no matter how much it looks like he can get away with it or cover it up.

He knows one thing for sure. He can’t leave his number on the note. Because leaving his number is effectively hitting on her, and he knows better than to hit on someone while they’re working. He heard it in a podcast once: never ask someone out if they don’t have a way to get away. Not to mention the fact that she’s there to do her job, not waste her time on people trying to chat her up and tie up the business line. He knows better. He knows better.

But something in him says that life is too short not to compliment people, genuinely. Life is too short to hold in your heart every nice thing you could say to someone—to lock it away where they’re guaranteed to never hear it. He’s told himself this, even tweeted it with slightly clammy hands right in the middle of refusing to take his own advice.

He figures it out eventually. It only takes days on end, but it comes to him as a flash just before work, the way the right melody tends to do. He scribbles it on a shred of paper from the lyric notebook he shares with Rose and stuffs it in his pocket before he can even give himself the opportunity to reread it or throw it away, and then he’s walking his bike down the gangplank of the Liberty and pedaling away like his life depends on it. Because if he doesn’t do it now, he never will. Because life is too short, and he’d like to get busy actually spending the rest of it.

Hey there. I don’t mean to intrude on your day or anything, and feel free to toss this if it makes you roll your eyes or whatever. I just wanted to tell you that your eyes are the most beautiful shade of blue I’ve ever seen. And that you’re incredibly pretty. That’s all. I hope you have a good rest of your day, because you deserve it.

--Luka

P.S. You already know my name. I hope one day I’ll get to know yours.

P.P.S. If that’s cool.

It’s the best he’s going to get. And it’s everything he can do not to write any more postscripts.

When he gets to Tom and Sabine’s, the shop is—as it has been the last few times he’s come by—empty except for the music and the girl. Except this time, she’s looking at him directly as soon as the bell over the door rings. Like she’s been expecting him. He won’t be so presumptuous about it, but he can’t help hoping that that might be the case. She looks curious at first, but then her expression melts into familiarity, and she closes her sketchbook. “Let me guess,” she says by way of greeting, already tightening up her apron and her high ponytail and tapping at the screen at the register. “A pear tart and a napoleon.”

Well, it’s better than what he thought she might say.

Luka heaves a nervous laugh as he approaches the register, but manages to say, “Just for that, I’m ordering a pain au chocolat.” If anything, he’ll give all the credit to his customer service experience. Knowing the worst of what’s happened to him is sometimes enough to remind him that he can get through a conversation, even with the bumps in the road.

The girl grins, her eyes sparkling. Just the eyes he wrote about—maybe doesn’t want to “Oh yeah? Keeping me on my toes, huh?”

“Someone has to,” he says; he pauses to wonder why he even said that, if they’re even friendly enough that he could say something like that. If they could even technically be friends. He gets the sense, though, that the girl can’t tell what he’s thinking, which means he’s doing all right at hiding it. He reaches for his back pocket to cover it up even more, not wanting to think about how much money he’s spent here this week.

It’s when his fingers brush against the crease of the note that his stomach twists, seems to pop open and let every ounce of adrenaline spill into him. He clutches the note, too, before he can overthink giving it away—before he can regret writing it or not handing it over. He focuses on his debit card first, lets the overhead music attempt to calm him as he goes through all the motions of paying. It happens to be from one of his favorite bands—well, technically, it’s one guy with a rotation of musicians, but it’s still a band—and he finds himself tapping his sneakers to the beat, faintly humming along. She really does have good taste…

“Here,” Luka says a little too fast when she slides a paper bag across the counter. He trades it for the note, which is a little wrinkled from being in his pocket but otherwise intact. He holds his breath, meets her eyes, the blue that’s been getting to him these days. “This is for you.” A part of him wants to say, I promise it’s not my number, but even that seems like a downward spiral of bad choices. Justifications that won’t come out quite right.

Luka takes the box and turns on his heel before he can think to take it back, or before she can say no thank you. Because hearing that means insisting in return, and he doesn’t know if he has the constitution to do that when he’s never wanted to push, when it feels like his mind is swimming and his face is burning. He already knows what he’s going to post online as soon as he gets out of here and rounds the corner: “life’s too short not to tell people you think they’re pretty,” i say, choking up and bolting out of the best bakery in paris. and then, it’s official, i can never come here again. He hasn’t decided whether he wants to tack an lmao on the end of that one, or whether that would be too cynical.

But the girl doesn’t say no thank you. In fact, she doesn’t say anything at all. There’s only the crinkle of paper as she unfolds the note behind him, which makes him pause at the door. He feigns checking the time on his phone; still half an hour before he needs to report to work. Maybe if he holds out long enough, she might call out to him or something.

But what if she tosses the note after all?

But, God, what if she doesn’t?

He can’t bear to turn around.

“Marinette!” a voice calls from the back—it’s Mr. Dupain’s, gruff but hearty and adoring, the way he seems to speak to almost everyone. Luka tries not to jolt too much in surprise. “I need some help with these baguettes!”

There’s another crinkle of paper, another snap of a notebook. “I’m coming,” the girl calls back, and Luka would swear that something about her voice sounds… sweeter. Something from the sparkle of her eyes trickled in.

He smiles to himself, and pushes the door open, and tries in vain to ease the pounding of his heart.

Marinette. What a name. It’s as beautiful as her eyes. He mouths it when he has a moment alone, because saying it out loud feels a little sacred even for someone he’s only really met a few days ago, and maybe partly because if he says it once, he won’t want to stop saying it, and someone’s bound to think he’s off his rocker if they find him like that.

Marinette. Even her name sounded like it belonged to the sea. He wants to say it to the Seine, tell it a secret the way he’s done ever since he was a kid.

Instead, he plays the song from the bakery in his head again, and savors every bite of his bread, and licks the chocolate off his thumb before he dares to pull out his phone.

okay, fine. life is too short, not to tell people they’re pretty, period.

so CBG, i don’t know if you needed to hear that or something, but i can’t say i regret telling you.

#fic: chronicles of a parisian dumbass #lukanette #luka couffaine #marinette dupain cheng

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metalbatandzenko · 5 years ago

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Help, People Think My Bodyguard Is Hot!AU

So I posted earlier about the fact that my dumbass gremlin brain managed to mix a Bodyguard AU, Fake Dating AU, Unrequited Love, Childhood Friends, and Mutual Pining into one AU...this is that AU. It’s Mumensai and Flashysonic endgame.

Main Plot:

So Flashy Flash is an idol and Mumen’s his personal assistant. The two have been working together for a few years, and Flash has come to trust Mumen’s judgement, even though he thinks Mumen can be a bit high-strung/get’s anxious easily.

The night before a major event, Flash’s security detail fell through.

Mumen panics, and asks his best friend Saitama, who works as a security contractor/bodyguard at a company he and Genos own.

Previously, Mumen hadn’t asked him to because Mumen was worried it would come off as biased, and Saitama thought that was fair. Plus he wasn’t exactly sold on the idea of working for Flashy Flash in the first place, so no hard feelings.

This time around was an emergency though, so Saitama agrees to fill in, and brings a few of his coworkers (it is supposed to be a detail after all. He’s pretty sure that means more than one guy. He’s not sure to be honest, Genos handles the logistics most of the time.)

There ends up being a scuffle at Flash’s show and long story short Saitama takes down like 6 guys.

Flash is suitably impressed and offers him a position as his personal bodyguard Saitama being the cheapskate he is, and hearing the paycheck associated with it accepts on the spot.

Everything’s going smoothly for a few days, but then someone on twitter tweets a picture of Saitama helping Flash out of his limo with the caption “Wait is it just me or is Flashy Flash’s bodyguard hot? 😳”

Saitama becomes an overnight sensation (remember Kylie Jenner’s bodyguard? Yeah that) and people start following him on socials, except—you know—he’s Saitama so his ig account isn’t curated pictures but is just stupid pics of things in his house and him goofing off with Genos (who is also his roommate) and King.

He gets even more popular when someone posts a video of Saitama taking down the guys at Flashy’s show.

Flash is pretty amused by this, and thinks Saitama’s floundering in the new spotlight is really funny.

He gives Saitama a few tips and tricks on how to keep a clean feed for ig (which Saitama only follows sometimes), and has Mumen create a twitter account for him under the username baldandbeautiful and get it verified.

Saitama does not think this is funny, and begins tweeting absolute nonsense to try to spite Flash. This does not work. He keeps gaining followers. What the fuck. His tweet that was just “do you think birds know we love them” got 81k retweets. What is twitter.

So Flash, Saitama and Mumen continue on like this for a few months, and things are going swimmingly.

Then it comes out that Amai Mask (Flashy’s ex who he had a really messy public breakup with) began dating his personal bodyguard (Sonic).

Now Amai seeing someone new would be fine by itself, but it turns out Sonic is Flash’s childhood friend, and ex.

So Flash vents to Saitama about how his exes are dating just to spite him and how he needs to figure out his next public appearance because all eyes are going to be on him.

Spoiler alert: he ends up going and partying at a club and getting wasted. This isn’t especially out of the ordinary for him, but what is out of the ordinary is him climbing on Sai’s lap in the middle of the lounge, and leaning in to kiss him. (The paparazzi lose their minds)

Saitama pulls back and asks him what he’s doing and Flash (who it turns out is actually completely sober) explains the publicity behind him dating his famous hot bodyguard would be great for both of them and he’ll double how much he’s paying him.

Saitama hesitates for a moment because he’s been in love with Mumen since they were in high school, but he relents, because honestly, money is tight, and Mumen doesn’t like him back so there’s no reason to hold out. And Flash is attractive, so there are worse people to pretend to date.

Flash and Saitama’s “steamy makeout sesh” is all over the rag magazines the next day and they’re getting tons of good publicity from it.

Mumen starts acting a bit weird around Saitama which he gets—Mumen’s always been a romantic so him pretending to date someone wouldn’t sit well with the guy.

The two continue to fake date for a while. Flash ends up genuinely falling for Saitama, but also confesses to him while drunk one night that he’s still in love with Sonic.

Saitama in turn confides in him that he’s been in love with someone for years, but is scared of ruining what they have by telling them.

He doesn’t tell Flash who it is, but Flash puts two and two together and just has to watch Mumen and Saitama pine for each other like idiots. He eventually ends up “firing” him as a boyfriend but keeping him on as his security guard.

But anyways it ends up with Flashysonic, Mumensai and Amai x Tons of money from the breakup album he puts out ajrbvttv

Other characters:

Sonic is a private contractor. His backstory is actually fairly similar to canon in terms of having taken jobs as a hitman, bodyguard and/or thief. He and Flash grew up together, and “dated” up until fairly recently. When Flash got discovered, it drove a wedge between the two of them and they split on bad terms. He ended up hired as extra security for an event Amai was holding. Despite being told he could enjoy himself as he was mostly there for show bc Amai could handle himself, he ended up taking down a guy who tried to attack Amai Mask, and made quick work of him. When Amai mentioned he could handle himself, Sonic told him to shut up, because he’d hired him for a job, and damn if he wasn’t going to do it. Amai, surprisingly, found this hilarious it helps he that found Sonic attractive and ends up offering him a job. He still sees Saitama as his rival because Saitama once caught him trying to steal from his client and knocked him out. He ended up wiggling out of a felony charge because his client at the time was incredibly wealthy and got him a good lawyer.

Amai Mask is still a famous actor, singer and model. He and Flash dated briefly (originally for publicity but they both got attached). It ended because he realized Flash was still in love Sonic.

Genos is Saitama’s roommate and coworker. He handles more of the business/logistical end of their security work, but he’s no pushover, and occasionally contracts out himself. Saitama usually benches him though because he has a tendency to get in fights.

King is one of the bodyguards but he’s mostly there to add numbers to the security details bc he can’t fight for shit, he just looks big and scary enough that people back down. He actually does better with the tech elements, and he and Genos work on that together.

Fubuki is Flash’s current agent. She’s constantly trying to help him raise his status, and by extension her own. She poaches a few of Saitama’s employees/coworkers to come work for her, or sign a contract for her. (What? You’ve managed to surround yourself with very attractive bodyguards. They could make it as models, Saitama.)

Tatsumaki is Amai Mask’s agent, and Fubuki’s older sister. She discovered Amai Mask, and turned him into a worldwide phenomenon.

Badd and Garou probably won’t make a major appearance in this AU but if they do, it’ll be as Saitama and Genos’ coworkers that Fubuki successfully convinces to go into modelling...but not under her.

#au #mumensai #flashysonic

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komunion · 4 years ago

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“You’re sure people think we’re dating?” @strnza.

“ s’all over twitter. “ cameron hates to be the bearer of bad news, but he’ll do it. his jaw is tight, arms folded across his chest even tighter. he responds so quickly and shortly because it’s all anyone can seem to talk about. they ran a fucking poll on buzzfeed asking people to vote on which member they wanted to see her with. ( he doesn’t remember exact numbers, but he remembers he was in last place. )

“ and instagram, and youtube. and probably facebook, if anyone uses that shit anymore. “ ( “your mama and your aunties,” jay says, and dom tells him to “shut the fuck up.” ) dom scrolls on his phone to make a point, screen shooting past tens of tweets at a time. the notification bell in the bottom corner has a number, a big number, one that’s increasing by the second. “ you get it. “

“ it’s because y’all posted that story of the two of you. “ cam, again, hates to point the finger, but he will ---- and especially if it’s at dom. “ and you’re always here. “ here being his and jay’s apartment, dom’s apartment, daniel’s apartment, the studio. which, he doesn’t mind, not really, but he figures it’s something that needs to be said. a lot of the photos are of her and one of them coming to and leaving those places.

“ it’s ‘cause how could she not be dating me. look at me. “ jay has to bend to the side to slide his arm around eliza’s slim shoulders. “ i’m beautiful. we’re beautiful together. “ the pose is held for a short two seconds before he’s pulling off, moving to the kitchen with a gentle goodbye tap to her back.

“ beautiful. “ daniel’s halfway out of the sliding door, watching his dog trot around the patio. he seems the most disconnected from the conversation, offering his one word addition with an airiness, absentminded. he blinks, and then says, with some seriousness and a trough in his brow, “ we don’t have to release ... a statement ? “

“ and say what ? “

daniel shrugs one bare shoulder because he doesn’t know, exactly, but it seems weird to let rumors shoot and fly by if they don’t need to. “ that our relationships are strictly friendly. “

“ then they’re just going to think we’re liars. “

“ they think we’re liars anyway. “

“ sales and streams are up, though. “ jay has managed to produce himself a sandwich and a half eaten bag of chips, and moves to flop next to cam on the couch. the hawks are playing, and it’s only a few seconds before he becomes completely engrossed.

cam rolls his eyes, still focusing heavy on the television. he turns the volume up a few clicks “ because everyone thinks we’re having our own version of the fucking bachelorette. “

“ oh. “

“ better that than having everyone think we’re just passing her around like ---- “ dom stops himself, at the widening of jay’s eyes, then flashes eliza a glance that’s quickly averted. “ sorry. “

“ it has nothing to do with you. “ daniel still has his eyes away, watching his dog complete laps in the sunlight, but his voice is almost ... earnest. “ it doesn’t bother me, or any of us, it just might get ... uncomfortable, eventually. “

jaylen nods emphatically, agreeing around a mouth full of food. dom’s face contorts into something of assent, but he’s still scrolling aimlessly on his phone. a pause. there’s a minuscule sigh that comes from the couch.

“ i don’t know. if you don’t care, then it’s whatever. “

#daniel ... a beacon in the darkness #this was chaotic and it literally gave me a headache LMAO i hate them all #strnza #eliza x komunion.

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ofstarsandvibranium · 5 years ago

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It's Gonna Be Me

Fandom: Marvel (Boyband AU)

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x F!Reader

Summary: Who'd have thought that you, a fan, would end up being the girlfriend of THE Bucky Barnes.

A/N: yes, i did use a 1D song. I miss them, okay?! and this is shit and i word vomitted all of this. so sorry if this sucks!

“I can’t believe we’re finally here!” your friend Wanda squealed. The VIP pass swinging around her neck, one similar hanging from yours. You remember when you first heard about the band SHIELD. You were fifteen and they were just a few years older than you. They disbanded when they were in their early twenties and you were so sad. But now they’re having a reunion tour and when you heard about that, you and Wanda jumped at the opportunity. You both purchased VIP tickets because money can be replaced, experiences can’t.

Now your fifteen year old self is bubbling inside. With your grab bags hanging from your wrists, you and Wanda get in line for a meet and greet. This just might be the best day of your life.

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This was the first stop of the SHIELD reunion tour. The guys, now all much older, are back in the game and trying to get the hang of it all over again.

Sam, aka the flirty one, was scrolling through the band’s twitter hashtag #SHIELDReunionTour. Every so often he’d like and comment on people’s tweets.

Steve, the sensitive one, was strumming his guitar, trying to get back in the groove of playing in front of hundreds and thousands of screaming fans.

Scott, the goofy one, was in the corner bonding with his daughter, Cassie. He became a father towards the end of the band’s career. He took that time to be there for his now ex-wife and daughter. She was his world.

Thor, the gym buff one, was actually munching on the snacks the venue provided for them. Man, that guy could eat!

Lastly, Bucky, the bad boy one, was scrolling through instagram under the reunion tour hashtag. Like Sam, he’s like and comment on people’s posts, mostly attractive women. Bucky used to be quite the troublemaker when he was younger, earning the title of bad boy of the group as well as player. But now that he’s older and much more mature, he’d like to move on from that. He wants to settle down. He’s tired of the games and flings. He wants to find someone who means something to him and he means something to them. All of the other guys have their significant others. He’s the last one. Who knows, maybe he’ll meet that person at one of their concerts.

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You were scrolling through instagram when you received two notification. Tapping on the heart tab, you look at the top of the notifications. When you see who liked your photo, your heart dropped.

Bucky Barnes, THE Bucky Barnes, liked AND commented on your photo in front of tonight’s venue.

imbuckybarnes commented: looking good! see you at the meet and greet! ;)

You squealed, slapping Wanda’s shoulder, “Oh my God! Oh my God! Bucky Barnes liked and commented on my photo!” you showed her the post and her eyes grew.

“Aaahh! I’m so happy for you!”

You opened your mouth to say something else, but a loud roar of screams broke out. Both you and Wanda looked towards the meet and greet area and saw that the guys had indeed come out.

“It’s starting!!” Wanda squealed, bringing up her phone to take as many pictures as she could. As the line began to move, you became more and more nervous. Oh Gosh, you were really going to meet your idols!

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Bucky doesn’t understand how he was able to handle the crowds and meet and greets when he was younger. But then again, he was getting used to the fame and he was loving all of the attention. Now, not so much. Don’t get him wrong, he still smiled and acted polite with everyone he encountered, but it was overwhelming for him now.

Steve, his best friend, looked at him and noticed his straining smile. After another fan walked away, he asked, “You okay?”

Bucky let out a deep breath and a nod, “Yeah, it’s-it’s just been a while.”

His best friend snorted, “Tell me about it. Haven’t gotten this much attention since Peg and I visited her family in London.” he gave a reassuring pat on the shoulder, “If it becomes too much, just let us know. We’ll take a break. It’s okay, Buck.”

He smiled and chatted to every fan that came and went. When they got to about the middle of the line, he was really starting to feel the toll it was taking on him. While the two women were talking to Sam and Steve, he took a moment to step a bit to the side and do some breathing exercises while his eyes roamed the line. They eventually landed on you, who was giving him a concerned look. He remembers you from when he was scrolling through instagram. There was something about your face that seemed so memorable to him. That picture you posted didn’t do you justice. You were a lot more beautiful in person.

He gave a small smile and a wave, earning a wave back. He watched as you pulled out a bottle of water from your bag and you silently offered it to him.

He shook his head, “It’s alright.”

“You look like you need it. Here. It’s unopened, so I promise I didn’t fill it with drugs or toxic chemicals,” you comment playfully.

Bucky chuckled and he reached out, taking the water, “Thanks.” He took a few gulps and then set the bottle to the side, getting back to meeting and greeting the fans.

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“You just spoke to Bucky Barnes!” Wanda and a few other women around you said excitedly. Your body was completely shaking. Today was just filled with surprises for you and they all came in the form of Bucky Barnes.

Your body continued to shake as you came closer and closer to the front of the line. Your eyes kept meeting Bucky’s every time his eyes wandered down the line. Whenever you’d have eye contact, both of you would look away. The warmth in your cheeks growing hotter.

“We’re next. Oh my gosh. We’re next!” Wanda was bouncing on her feet. As soon as the staff member gave you two the okay, Wanda threw her things to the side and rushed forward to Scott, who was her favorite. The guys as well as you chuckled.

You calmly set your things with Wanda’s and followed the line of your idols, hugging each one and saying how nice it was to meet them. After Wanda hugged them all, she went back to her stuff and pulled out the crystal necklaces she made them. Wanda was a wiccan and thoroughly believed that these crystals had healing properties.

The last one for you to hug was Bucky. Wow, you really couldn’t believe that you were here in front of him. In the flesh.

“Hi,” he says with a warm smile.

“H-Hi!” you squeaked out and then cleared your throat, “I-I mean hi.” you say in a lower, regular tone.

He chuckled, his head ducking down oh so adorably, “Thanks for the water earlier. I really needed it.”

You shrugged, “No problem. Are you alright though?”

“Yeah, I just-”

“Yo, Barnes! Pay attention, man!” Sam calls out, popping the bubble that you and Bucky were in.

You both apologized and turned to face the camera. Bucky’s arm went around your waist and he pulled you close. You could definitely feel your face getting extremely warm.

Wanda grabbed her things as well as yours, handing them to you with a smirk. You hugged the guys one last time, “Thanking them for your time.”

Bucky was the last one you hugged, “I’ll see you out there,” he says with a shy smile.

You nodded, “I’ll be in the front row on the left, your right. If you so happen to be on the look out for me,” you say flirtatiously and honestly, where the hell did that come from?

Bucky giggled and nodded, “I’ll keep and eye out for you. Enjoy the show, doll,” he gave you a wink and waved as you and Wanda walked away.

Before the next set of fans came up, all of the guys were immediately teasing Bucky. He could feel himself blushing as he swats the guys’ hands away, “Cut it out, guys!”

“Ooouuuu, Barnes got all heart eyes for that girl! Why didn’t you get her number?!” Sam asked.

Steve rolled his eyes at Sam, “We’re working Sam. Now’s not the time to be picking up women.”

He scoffed, “When has that ever stopped him?”

Bucky shook his head, “I’m not like that anymore and you know that, Wilson. Anyway, she’s just nice. That’s all.”

Sam as well as Thor and Scott gave him the ‘bitch, please’ look and then continued on with the meet and greet.

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As soon as Bucky stepped on stage, dressed in an all white ensemble like the rest of the guys, his eyes travelled to the right side of the stage, looking down at the front row. A big smile appeared on his face when he spotted you. As he sang along to the opening song, he pointed at you and gave you a wink. You stared up at him all dreamy eyed while Wanda screamed in excitement for you.

The rest of concert continued that way. Whenever Bucky had the chance, he’s wander in your direction. He’d interact with the fans around you, trying not to put too much attention on you, in case anyone became suspicious.

When it came to the second half of the show, all of the guys sat in stools in the middle of the stage.

Sam began to walk around the stage while the guys got settled, “Alright, ladies and gentlemen, now for this song, we’re gonna pick one lucky fan to help us out. Now who wants to come up here?” a roar of shouts and cries filled the stadium and he clapped his hands together, “Wow. That’s a lot of you. Let’s see.” he wandered to the left and his eyes searched through the crowd. He began moving to the middle and then the right, people crying out their disappointments. Then, he saw you. You made eye contact and he pointed right at you, “How ‘bout you, beautiful?”

Wanda and the women around you cheered and screamed, pushing you towards the security guard who was to escort you to stage.

Bucky’s eyes widened and he looked to the rest of the guys, all were smirking and snickering. They planned it!

Sam met you at the steps leading up to the stage, offering his hand, “M’lady!” you set your hand in his and followed him down the stage and onto the middle stool in between them, “Your throne, m’lady!”

You nervously sit down and Steve smiles beside you, “Hi there! What’s your name?”

“Y-Y/N,” you stutter into the mic that Steve holds out to you.

“Nice to meet you, well, see you again, Y/N. We saw you at the meet and greet, correct?”

“Yup!” you squeaked. You could feel your nerves getting the best of you. Your entire body was shaking and you were sitting in front of hundreds of people!

“Well, Y/N, thank you for coming up here. I hope you can help us out with this next song we’re gonna sing,” he shoots you a polite smile and then goes to strumming his guitar. As soon as the chords are heard, the crowd all cheer for the song.

Scott hops off his stool and sings first, approaching you and putting his arm around your shoulder:

Your hand fits in mine like it's made just for me But bear this mind it was meant to be And I'm joining up the dots with the freckles on your cheeks And it all makes sense to me

As Scott walks back to his spot, Steve continues the next verse, looking up from his guitar and eyes bearing into yours, like you’re the only woman in the room:

I know you've never loved the crinkles by your eyes when you smile You've never loved your stomach or your thighs The dimples in your back at the bottom of your spine But I'll love them endlessly

Then all of them joined in singing the chorus:

I won't let these little things slip out of my mouth But if I do, it's you, oh it's you, they add up to I'm in love with you and all these little things

On the other side of you, Thor leaned over, grabbing your hand as he sang:

You can't go to bed without a cup of tea Maybe that's the reason that you talk in your sleep And all those conversations are the secrets that I keep Though it makes no sense to me

Sam then proceeded to walk over to you all goofily and seductively, making you laugh:

I know you've never loved the sound of your voice on tape You never want to know how much you weigh You still have to squeeze into your jeans But you're perfect to me

Again, all of the men, as well as you now, joined in on the chorus:

I won't let these little things slip out of my mouth But if it's true, it's you, it's you, they add up to I'm in love with you and all these little things

You knew this was coming. All of the other guys sang to you, so, of course, Bucky would too!

So he made his way over to you, grabbing your hand and then kissing it, making you nervously bite your lip:

You never love yourself half as much as I love you You'll never treat yourself right darling but I want you to If I let you know, I'm here for you Maybe you'll love yourself like I love you oh

With a wink and another kiss on your hand, he was gone and Steve was singing once more:

I've just let these little things slip out of my mouth Because it's you, oh it's you, it's you they add up to And I'm in love with you (all these little things) I won't let these little things slip out of my mouth But if it's true, it's you, it's you they add up to I'm in love with you, and all your little things

As the last strum of guitar fades, applause and cheers erupt in the stadium. All of the guys stand up and hug you.

Thor’s bellowing, booming voice fills the place, “Let’s give another hand for Y/N for helping us out!!”

Bucky then took the initiative to guide you back down the stage and towards the steps. Because that’s what a gentleman would do and totally not because he just wanted to be around you a little bit longer. Nope. That’s not it at all.

As you go down the steps, you look over your shoulder, a wide grin appearing on your face as Bucky sends a wink and a smile your way. Okay. That just happened.

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A rain of confetti falls upon you and everyone in the front rows after SHIELD finish their last song. They’re waving and thanking everyone for coming. Slowly making their way to the back of the stage for their exit.

“Thank you all so much! You were wonderful!” Steve yelled, waving at the fans.

“We’ll see you next time! Call me!” Sam shouted at one of the fans in the front row. Typical Sam.

You noticed that Bucky was one of the first people to get off stage after waving and thanking a few fans. What you didn’t know was that was because he wanted to speak to one of the backstage security.

“There’s a woman in the front row on our right side of the stage. Her name is Y/N and she has a friend. Tell her to we wanna see her and escort her back.”

The security guard looked at him apprehensively, “What if she already left?”

“I hope not, but please? Do this for me?” Bucky pleaded.

The security nodded and headed around the stage and towards where he believed you would me.

You and Wanda were taking selfies, strings of confetti decorating both of your heads and you were laughing.

“Is there a Y/N here?” your brow furrowed and you lowered your phone when you heard someone asking for you.

You looked behind you to see a security guard asking three women if they were you. You raised your hand, “I’m Y/N. What’s the problem?”

“Can you follow me please?” he asked.

You looked at Wanda, who gave you a shrug. You both collected your things and followed the guard to the back of the stage and into a hall. Wait. What was going on?

“Um, excuse me, where are you taking us?” Wanda spoke up and asked.

“The band wanted to see you, miss.”

You both looked at each other in surprise, mouthing, “What the fuck.”

You both turned the corner and went further down some halls, leading into what was probably the green room. The door was open and you could see the guys in there.

“Here they are,” the security guard announced.

You and Wanda file into the room nervously. Seriously, what was going on?

Bucky immediately scrambled in front of you, “H-Hi.”

“Uh, hi?”

He nervously rubbed the sweaty back of his neck, “Sorry, I, uh-” the guys interrupted him, whistling and hollering teasing remarks. Bucky blushed, “Sorry. I just-I wanted to apologize for Sam bringing you up there. All of the guys were in on it and thought it’d be funny to bring you onstage. Really, I had no idea they were going to do that.”

“Why exactly did they do that?” Wanda vocally voices the question you had in mind.

Bucky cleared his throat, “Uh, well-”

Sam came up beside him, throwing an arm around his shoulders, “’Cause he has a little crush on yooooouuu!” Sam made kissy faces, making the guys laugh.

Bucky shrugged Sam’s arm off, shoving him back, “Alright, knock it off!”

You gave him a playful, questioning gaze, “Do you, Bucky? Do you have a crush on me?”

“Kinda?”

You shake your head in disbelief, “You don’t even know me.”

“I’d like to,” he says softly, he leans in, carefully grabbing your hand, giving you enough time to pull away if you want. You don’t, “We’re here for another three days before we head to the next city. Maybe we can have lunch or dinner somewhere?”

You were absolutely speechless. This was happening? This was really happening? Bucky Barnes, the band member you had a crush on when you were a teenager, was asking you out? What?!

“I-uh-”

“She accepts!” Wanda butts in.

Bucky looks at you, “Do you?”

You slowly nod your head, “Y-Yeah. Sure.”

His face immediately brightens up as he pulls out his phone, “Great! Uh, can I have your number?”

You both exchange numbers while Wanda and the guys all look approvingly at the two of you.

“Um, well, I hope you guys enjoyed the show.”

Wanda nodded, “Oh definitely. Now we gotta walk all the way back to our car, which sucks.”

“Oh!” Bucky pulls off his jacket sets it on your shoulders, “Here, to keep warm,” he then gestures to Scott, who willingly tosses his own jacket to him and Bucky sets it on Wanda’s shoulders, “A parting gift, and a thank you, for taking all this so well.”

“Oh no, thank you!” Wanda said excitedly, making all of you chuckle.

You looked at Bucky, still in a bit of awe, “Um, I guess I’ll talk to you soon?”

“I’ll be awaiting your call, doll,” he says with a smirk. He leans in and pecks your cheek, “Thanks for coming.”

You give him and the rest of the guys a wave. As soon as you’re out of that room, out of sight, and out of earshot, you and Wanda are screaming at the top of your lungs!

You came to the concert to watch meet SHIELD and watch them perform, but you came out with something a whole lot better.

#Bucky Barnes #bucky barnes x reader #bucky x reader #boyband au #marvel #au

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The first Fine Line listening party happened in Berlin and Harry rolled up in a limo, stripes going every which way, and surprised fans. They heard five songs off the album. We don't know much about the songs but we were told they were Loud which is a Very Interesting phrasing and from a separate source heard that Adore You sounds like Walking in the Wind. Solo harries are big mad that people are talking about things other than the songs (which no one is supposed to talk about and we don't know anything about) but won't stop talking about other things. First they went on attack accusing the accounts reporting that We Made It was played at the listening party (um YEAH) of lying, then when everyone present was like no yeah that's what happened and Harry was smiling, they moved on to crying about how Harry is always ignoring them in favor of larries and louies and whyyy? And WHAT POSSIBLE REASON could there be for him acting as if he likes those horrible people?! They just can't think of any explanation at all. Anyway Harry made a little speech telling the unworthy larries present that it was all for them, that he discovered a lot about himself during tour because he felt comfortable and thanking them for creating an environment where he could do that and be open about himself. Imagine misunderstanding a speech like that! Idk what I expect from people who look at Harry Styles and think 'ah what I see here before me is clearly a Straight Man' but somehow it still baffles me.

VisitEroda posted things, physical brochures for Eroda began to appear around NYC and a pic of one in the wild posed with an Amsterdam travel guide was posted, the text on the site was adjusted so everything was 'peculiar' (wbk) then the site went offline and was replaced by a befuddled fish with an error message and the twitter responded to a fan about the shutdown- "did someone mention a pig in the pub?" Fun fact! (jk it's not fun at all but it IS a fact): googling pig in a pub gets you multiple news stories about a pig in a pub... dated Mar 25 2015. I'm suddenly on board with not discussing a pig in a pub ever again. Goodbye Eroda it's an even numbered day and I. AM. OUT!

i-D magazine posted what they said was the audio of the Harry/ Timothee Chalamet interview but the link was to register to vote. Zayn skipped the trickery and just tweeted the link, urging UK voters to register. Thank you Zayn! I hope you all did and you're going to vote labour! Any UK readers not planning to vote labour please drop by and lmk so I can block you, thanks.

Louis' song picks of the day included the original version of Teenage Kicks, hell yeah, and he explained some stuff about the video series. For example, he said it's three parts so when the live action DLIBYH video is out that will be the whole story and if Walls has a video it will be unconnected. We got new pics and him saying that the fans are proper detectives and know all sorts of things about him and Far Out teased the upcoming interview by saying he'll talk about Harry. He says he's focused on his first tour show but when he gets there, "there will be something else, you know? It’s important you keep setting yourself different goals so you keep building it." Readers, I love him very much a lot.

Niall went full press junket in Singapore where he was very unhappy with the heat. He says last time he was there he got heat stroke playing golf and had to get an IV drip before his show so no wonder he's stressed about it! He's headed to Australia for more heat and press now.

Liam has a bunch of UK in store appearances scheduled for album release week. Promo is kicking off a little. Wanting to hug Liam is a forever 1D fan mood but it's really trending right now- I hope the power of all that loving concern is reaching him on some kind of psychic level. Robbie Williams says he did hug him and it was "like hugging a wardrobe" (because he's so muscly.) Context was that Liam had been talking to him about his problems at Hits Live so yeah... as I was saying. Sending you psychic hugs Lima.

#imagine having made such a fuss about how Harry wouldn't want rainbow flags at his shows and then everything that's happened #AND STILL DOING THE SAME THING ABOUT LOUIS TOUR!!#there comes a time when the blind man tells you to OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES #Eroda #Harry #Zayn #Niall #Louis #Liam #the undertones #rbb #comrade Zayn #id magazine #26 Nov 19 #long post #five was already too many adding a whole Eroda update is insane #i need a seperate account #discourseoftheEroday #fuck i wanna fuck around and change my url but I'm too scared of fucking up and losing my main one #really wanted to make that line up there 'goodbye erod-hood' but i was pretty sure that was only funny in my head and would just confuse #meanwhile hsd- we just don't report from listening parties we WOULD NEVER also i can't read.. i think I've gone blind...the light..fading...#anyway I'm still thinking about the dick who the other day was like i noticed your always making excuses not to post on difficult days hmmm #like GOTCHA I FIGURED OUT YOUR SECRET you're more likely to be like this is too hard on days when it would be hard like.. WOW #YOU REALLY CRACKED A CODE THERE! they also said i was Making Excuses. this was about a few days ago when i was so sick i couldn't #see straight. and still made a long tag post and talked about how bummed i was not to be able to say my piece about the days events. a jerk.#but i really can't get over the GOTCHA you're more likely to do it when it's easy!!!! YES NO SHIT. lol.#but honestly. imagine. getting heated that I've taken like 5 days off doing this FOR FUN in like A YEAR. and not even donating to my Kofi!!!#the nerve

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