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Tues 26 Nov

The first Fine Line listening party happened in Berlin and Harry rolled up in a limo, stripes going every which way, and surprised fans. They heard five songs off the album. We don't know much about the songs but we were told they were Loud which is a Very Interesting phrasing and from a separate source heard that Adore You sounds like Walking in the Wind. Solo harries are big mad that people are talking about things other than the songs (which no one is supposed to talk about and we don't know anything about) but won't stop talking about other things. First they went on attack accusing the accounts reporting that We Made It was played at the listening party (um YEAH) of lying, then when everyone present was like no yeah that's what happened and Harry was smiling, they moved on to crying about how Harry is always ignoring them in favor of larries and louies and whyyy? And WHAT POSSIBLE REASON could there be for him acting as if he likes those horrible people?! They just can't think of any explanation at all. Anyway Harry made a little speech telling the unworthy larries present that it was all for them, that he discovered a lot about himself during tour because he felt comfortable and thanking them for creating an environment where he could do that and be open about himself. Imagine misunderstanding a speech like that! Idk what I expect from people who look at Harry Styles and think 'ah what I see here before me is clearly a Straight Man' but somehow it still baffles me.

VisitEroda posted things, physical brochures for Eroda began to appear around NYC and a pic of one in the wild posed with an Amsterdam travel guide was posted, the text on the site was adjusted so everything was 'peculiar' (wbk) then the site went offline and was replaced by a befuddled fish with an error message and the twitter responded to a fan about the shutdown- "did someone mention a pig in the pub?" Fun fact! (jk it's not fun at all but it IS a fact): googling pig in a pub gets you multiple news stories about a pig in a pub... dated Mar 25 2015. I'm suddenly on board with not discussing a pig in a pub ever again. Goodbye Eroda it's an even numbered day and I. AM. OUT!

i-D magazine posted what they said was the audio of the Harry/ Timothee Chalamet interview but the link was to register to vote. Zayn skipped the trickery and just tweeted the link, urging UK voters to register. Thank you Zayn! I hope you all did and you're going to vote labour! Any UK readers not planning to vote labour please drop by and lmk so I can block you, thanks.

Louis' song picks of the day included the original version of Teenage Kicks, hell yeah, and he explained some stuff about the video series. For example, he said it's three parts so when the live action DLIBYH video is out that will be the whole story and if Walls has a video it will be unconnected. We got new pics and him saying that the fans are proper detectives and know all sorts of things about him and Far Out teased the upcoming interview by saying he'll talk about Harry. He says he's focused on his first tour show but when he gets there, "there will be something else, you know? It’s important you keep setting yourself different goals so you keep building it." Readers, I love him very much a lot.

Niall went full press junket in Singapore where he was very unhappy with the heat. He says last time he was there he got heat stroke playing golf and had to get an IV drip before his show so no wonder he's stressed about it! He's headed to Australia for more heat and press now.

Liam has a bunch of UK in store appearances scheduled for album release week. Promo is kicking off a little. Wanting to hug Liam is a forever 1D fan mood but it's really trending right now- I hope the power of all that loving concern is reaching him on some kind of psychic level. Robbie Williams says he did hug him and it was "like hugging a wardrobe" (because he's so muscly.) Context was that Liam had been talking to him about his problems at Hits Live so yeah... as I was saying. Sending you psychic hugs Lima.

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Thurs 28 Nov

Breaking: Jewel Coat (fish) migration headed towards Eroda! Additionally, another adage was posted, with a theme related to loneliness. A lyric tease??

BBC1 will have an hour radio show christmas day hosted by Louis! They really know how to get this jewish gal in the christmas spirit over there, well done. He will "play some of his favourite christmas tunes" and "relive some of his highlights from his time in the band, including the first time they toured America." In the meantime, we have the Tracks Of My Years picks and today's is a tearjerker: he includes Fast Cars by Tracy Chapman saying it was a favorite of Jay's and it reminds him of her. He posted that the DLIBYH video will be out on four days, a glimpse of the walls vinyl test pressing (approved!), and the Philly Jingle Ball that Louis is doing the preshow at Dec 11 clarifies that that's a live interview and meet and greet (!) not a performance. Far Out magazine continues to tease their Louis interview (out tomorrow but what will be left we haven't seen?), today with him talking about being unprepared for the band's hiatus, saying it hit him hard initially.

Harry will be on Graham Norton next Fri, and his shirt from the Paris listening party was revealed by the clothing label to be another 'Louie' type design and everyone is having fits about it (by which I mean mostly the antis who are mad at the fashion archive for... not censoring that fact? I guess? Lol. Just admit it's Harry you're mad at and go home.)

Liam said his favorite song on LP1 is Down, a song which is sadly only going to be on the extended Japanese release version. The HQs of the Tetu photos were posted by the photographer and they, well, let's just say the gay men of France are really winning at life because they are being catered to WOW.

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Fri last and final odd numbered day of Nov

Official DiscourseoftheEroday Special Bulletin

Much activity in the archipelago today and it looks like quite a lot more to come so let's get this down real quick shall we? A burner twitter following only Harry and 7 Harry UAs (but not HSD lol) was made, sent a video of a cinema screen showing a clip of Harry in Eroda to a random account, claiming it had been shown in the cinema of a tiny Scottish Eroda-like town of Kinlochbervie, then shut down. The Kinlochbervie cinema is a theater in a truck that drives to remote towns for screenings and seems to have partnered with HSHQ for this fuckery to show the trailer, getting on board to retweet the Eroda cinema schedule.

The video shows Harry (or as Erodans call him, 'him,' possibly because you want to be careful who you tell your name to in Eroda) screaming into a jar and sealing it and donning an old fashioned diving helmet. The jar is similar to those seen in other Eroda pictures, it looks like many screams have been bottled up and stored. The voiceover is fragmented but includes "...did his very best to ignore it, hoping it would go away... and eventually, so did the boy..." The music is said by those who have heard it to sound like Adore You.

Within minutes of the clip circulating Eroda tweeted an Erodan Cinema schedule, telling us we could expect screenings at 17:30 and 20:30: these times match those of Kinlochbervie showtimes.

Meanwhile, the dudes who have been scratching their heads all week and telling fans they were deluded even though it was proved day one... "Wait so... You guys I think this might have something to do with Harry Styles???"

Anyway between Eroda telling us this morning to "stay tuned for updates," the huge amount of material at about exactly five Eastern, and the cinema schedule, it seems real plausible to me that we're gonna get more soon that will totally overshadow all this (and even if we don't no damn way I can fit this in the reg dispatch) so here's this now. See ya later island side, wish me luck migrating...