#frog anon

[sentinel-prime-after-dark]

I have to say I kick my legs anytime I see a new post of urs it's always so fun to see a new situation for this prissy little bluebird. Been debating sending a random oc thing about a fella of mine who hates his guts but who knows? Anxiety's a bitch! Unsure how Sentinel would handle a proper hate fuck anyways..

Anyways, keep up the lovely brain rot! 🐸

Excuse me, Sentinel Prime? It’s time for your regularly scheduled HATE FUCK.

I think he’d kinda like it 🤔

TY for your compliments!

[thatwildnya]

Hi hi! I have another question lol (also I may start calling myself 🐸 anon if you're cool with that lol)

How would some of the centaur guys be with a little human around - like if MC had a little sibling or something?

I can see Lilia lending a hand with looking after the kid, and some of the younger ones letting them join in with games (although human squishieness may prove to be a dilemma - two-legged friends may not be quite as resilient as centaurs lol)

Nickers:

Wild: This was a really fun one for me to do. Thinking about the more social guys having fun with a tiny human had me smiling the whole time. I hope you enjoy these as much as I did writing them!

MC Younger Sibling

If the kid was with mc from the beginning they will be closest with the first years by far. They grew and matured together, it’s only natural for them to be so close. Their bond would be stronger than the boys have with mc, so if the kid moves out they will be going with them. As for the rest they would be just as protective of them as they are of mc. Malleus in particular would be extra protective. Every other human thinks he’s a ferocious beast except the two relatives of Crowley, he’d spoil the kid rotten if mc wasn’t there. Silver and Lilia are also particularly fond of the little munchkin. Lilia just loves kids in general and Silver wants to protect whatever mc holds dear.

Tiny humans in General

Now if we’re going outside the story, things are very different for a lot of the boys.

Riddle, Azul, and Idia would avoid the kid as much as possible. It’s not that they utterly despise kids, they’re just inexperienced and need to warm up to them. Once they know how to deal with them they’ll stop running off.

Idia will immediately try to run away as soon as the kid enters the same room. He does not do well with strangers, especially loud ones, and is prone to lashing out when backed into a corner. He should definitely not be left alone with a child nearby, there’s a huge risk he might accidentally injure them.

Azul has only seen kids on the other side of his tank and has never interacted with them. He is aware humans are much more fragile than centaurs and is worried he might scare or harm them. Usually he flees to his octopot to hide in until they’re gone. If he can’t he stays near his master, using them as a shield of sorts. Give him time to adjust and he’ll be tossing kids into the air with his tentacles for some fun before you know it.

Riddle does not do well in loud and stressful environments for long periods of time without breaks. He does not handle stress well and will be overwhelmed soon. You should introduce him slowly so he can adjust. Given time he will become a top notch babysitter. He has no problem with cuddling up for a story or nap time.

Ace (cardinal) and Epel absolutely hate any kids that are not their own or their masters.

Ace loses lots of feathers from their sticky hands and hates how they always bother him for a ride. He will go full animal to hide in places where they can’t get to him. Otherwise he’s very good at keeping them entertained. He teaches them magic tricks and harmless pranks. He’s happy to let family have his feathers, he often uses them for tickle attacks.

Epel will do whatever he can to keep unwanted kids away. He hates how they call him cute and keep trying to play because he’s just a bunny with antlers, that means he’s friendly! This is not true, jackalope centaurs are known for their stubbornness and willingness to fight. Plus it hurts when they pull on his antlers. On the other hand he puts up with being called cute because he doesn’t have to worry about someone getting mad at him for correcting them. No karens for him. He’ll be more tolerant of being picked up and hugs, though in any pictures he’ll have a grumpy face of defeat.

Cater, Jack, Ruggie, Floyd, Kalim, Rook, Ortho, Malleus, Lilia, and Cheka adore kids.

Bunny centaurs are known for being very good with kids and often make perfect pets for big families. Cater is no exception. He soaks up all the compliments kids give me. He’s happy to play pretend with them, do their hair and makeup, read, anything. They don’t judge him and just want to have fun.

Jack loves playing with them due to his high energy levels. Absolutely loves playing fetch and going for a swim with ‘em. And once they’re all tuckered out you can find them all curled up for a nap. He doesn’t hide his emotions around kids, they don’t pose a threat.

Ruggie also has high energy so he doesn’t mind running around with them for an hour or so. His favorite part is all the pets and snacks they give him. Be careful of his weight or you might end up with an unhealthy hyena on your hands.

Though Floyd is another with high energy he can also be just as low energy. He only likes playing when he’s in the mood and will not respond well if pestered. Best to keep kids away, let him play with the teens.

Kalim comes from a respectable breeder that takes the utmost care of all pets in their possession. There were both human and centaur kids running around when he was there, so he knows how to be careful around them. A fun thing fox centaurs can do is roll around like a wheel in their half form. He has a lot of fond memories tucking kiddos close to his belly and somersaulting around the yard. It’s hard to get him dizzy.

Rook is a curious fellow and will happily entertain children to see how they react. His favorite game is hide and sneak to no one's surprise. He’s not allowed to be the seeker because he’s too good at it. Learned his lesson so he makes sure to let himself be found every so often. Unfortunately banned from playing tag he keeps making kids cry. His face gets scary when he’s it.

Ortho and Cheka are also children.

Malleus likes to be around them because it satisfies his need to protect something. Loves going tiny dragon and sleeping on them. Dragon hoarding behavior.

Lilia is same as canon when it comes to kids.

Leona, Jamil, and Sebek prefer to not be around kids but aren’t going to run for the hills like the first three. They just kinda go “ugh, annoying.” and continue with their day.

Leona is very tolerant of them and doesn’t really mind them using him as a jungle gym. There’s no need to worry about them climbing over the manticore either, no scorpion tail for him. He will correct them if they do any tail pulling and such. Boys get a gentle bap or roared at. Girl's get a growl. He tolerates females more. He secretly loves when kids fall asleep with him. It’s a huge sign of trust to fall asleep when touching another for centaurs. They will take this very seriously and make sure you’re comfy as possible.

Snakes can be scary to some so Jamil doesn’t have to worry about them as much. The brave ones that do approach will be neither welcomed nor shooed away unless he’s busy. He doesn’t mind entertaining their questions or letting them get a closer look at his features. He does like when they touch his scales, the warmth of their hands feel nice.

Sebek will shoo them away if he’s busy with anything. He doesn’t like being interrupted and has no qualms harshly correcting kids that test his patience. If he’s asked to watch them he lays down on the side while they run around doing kid things. His eyes are unblinking as he babysits, taking the job very seriously. Unless the kids ask him to join in he just stays like that. Now if we’re swimming that’s a whole different topic. Sebek loves water and will happily play in it with anyone. You can see him giving the kids rides pretending to be their boat or he’ll dive under with them hanging on with snorkeling masks.

The rest of the boys don’t explicitly swing one way or another.

Vil and Trey have no problem interacting with them but don’t seek out to do so either. Vil does like doing their hair and makeup. Trey likes to give them treats and has fun baking with them. They both enjoy playing pretend too.

Deuce, Jade, and Silver will initiate play time as much as they don’t. They rarely say no to having fun with them but will sometimes seek out a hiding spot from being overstimulated by the loud and chaotic energy kids have.

[selenophilephile]

[dumps 500 frogs of varying types, no care if they are poisonous to the touch, on you]

You've been Frog'd.

Genma! Are any of these frogs poisonous?!

*Starts herding the frogs outside*

@whotookmysenbon

[asksearchlights-archive]

*an expendable(?) with a metal collar enters the room, staring at another expendable who is sitting against the railing of the stairs at the top of the steps for a couple minutes before going over to them and showing them into the the orange light*

-🐸

~~frog anon isn't already taken right?~~

*She shines her lights towards the two expendable, as two harpoons starting creeping out forward, ready to fly at them*

[F R O G]

[antisocialgaycat]

It's nice we've established that neither one of us knows what we're doing. This is great. There's no reason to be scared of each other (even if that sentence sounds like it's straight out of a horror movie in which I am the killer)🐸

yessir i am not fearful of u frog anon please dont kill me in my sleep tho please and thankyouverymuch

[irl-morros-account]

I do love good ol’ morro trolling.

I do not, however, like whatever that glitched text thingy was.

Screw that guy

-🐸

I do not love morro trolling.

But yeah, we can both agree on that. It was... strange.

[incorrectmadrigalfamilyquotes]

Phrog

prrhog

[loudlyunladylike]

frog anon back for a brief visit and to wish you and everyone reading a gentle week and comfy beds with cute cats - frog

FROG!!! MY BELOVED!!! Aw you're the sweetest, wishing you much of the same <3

I have actually been running into so many cats recently, let's see if I can find some pictures for you

Cats!! Be upon thee!!!

[strawberry-metal]

Oh thank god, I'm not the only one who saw him then!! -- 🐸

Thank fuck it wasn't just me. Dude tried to suck my toes.

[maybeimamuppet]

Omg I just read your Matilda sickfic and I swear it's the best fanfic I've ever read in my life i cannot 😭the misrable sick matilda just :( in Miss Honeys arms while Miss Phelps is SPEEDING down the highway 😭miss honey fearing for her life in that bus fr also this may or may not be the anon who keysmahed you last night im gonna be reading all your matilda fics now and ofc im going to rant about them so can i be🐸anon please its thats ok?

thank you nonnie!! i’m so glad you liked it and i’m glad you have returned after last nights keysmash lmao

frog anon is all yours my friend!! go right ahead i can’t wait

[sacrer-blu]

*replaces the frog with a crochet replica*

Oh- merci, grenouille.

[anotherbloodiedbonesaw]

you haven't heard? a anon gave sniper a lil froggie. THEN I GAVE HIM 40 LIL FROGGIES BECAUSE WHY NOT?! THEN I GAVE HIM 456 FROGGIES BC DO IT FOR THE VINE! THEN THEY ALL MULTIPLYED BECAUSE I FORGOT IT WAS THE FROGS MATING SEASON! AND NOW THEY ARE TAKING OVER SNIPERS CAMPER! *hyperventalates for 2 minutes then just stops* so I'm giving people in the base them. DO WHAT YOU WANT WITH THEM ME AMIGO! *runs off*

Ah. I see. Vell, I vill experiment on zhem, zhen.

[shame-of-chimical]

Have a very hoppy valentine's!

-🐸

Happy Valentine's Day to you too, dear frog anon! 🕷️❤️😍🥰😘🥹😋😁😉😌☺️😇🥳👉🏻👈🏻

[taelonsamada]

really hoping there’s some protective moment where darlin gets into a brawl with someone on the ice and david intervenes to protect them :(( would be SO CUTE 🐸

Look, Froggy, the amount of potential DRAMA that there is in a hockey AU…? You can bet I have so many plans for protective moments between MANY characters 😈 but considering Darlin’s penchant for getting into brawls… there’s a very good chance they’ll be the first one it happens to 😆 😉

[intothegenshinworld]

regarding the last ask

whenever they log off there's a fight between a whale and one of kfc's future fried chicken

— 🐸🐸

PFFFT XDD I once wrote "fowl legacy", and now with KFC Diluc I-

This is Fowl Legacy.... no. 11 of the Chicken Harbingers

Not my art!! Artist name is in picture!

[antisocialgaycat]

Hey bestie its been a minute

I have been struggling to find a beta reader who doesn't just say "yippee this chapter is so good" and actually gives me constructive feedback and criticism straight up. How does one find one of those?🐸

with a shotgun. if people dont give proper feedback, threaten them. or kill them. doesn't really matter.

but like actually if u want i could read it or find someone you know and directly tell them that you want proper feedback