#anyway I’m watching house of 1000 corpses so now I’m better

[house-of-slayterr]

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Go ahead and ramble/lore dump/give some fun facts about any/all of your ocs!

Ok were just gonna pick out some of my favorites, because I've been writing since middle school, lol.

Oc's created with @vincent-sinclair-deserved-better @myers-meadow @animegoddexx @charliedawn @iloveslasher @howl-fantasies @keffirinne

Frances Lecter:

Frances is my self insert I’m writing with the lovely Meadow. It’s the first Poly relationship I’ve ever written and I’m obsessed with that. Who wouldn’t want to be married to Hannibal and this cutie? Frances was a professional Ballerina, but is now a humble dance teacher. But they love the job, and they love their partners. They’re a little accident prone, but they have people who protect them. Their friendship with William is everything!

Newton Lecter:

Newt was originally just a self insert because I was enjoying Charlie’s Hannibal series so much. But thanks to the encouragement of my followers they’ve become so much more. They’re slowly becoming a real part of the Hannibal activities and it’s so fun to watch. I love a corruption trope.

Blinky Firefly:

Blinky my sweet sweet baby! They’re easily my most fun OC. But also one of my saddest. Since they belong to the House of 1000 Corpses universe, I decided to challenge myself and cover darker topics in this series. Despite all the hard times though, they don’t let it get them down! They love clowns and circus stuff and little trinkets. But more importantly, they love their family. One of the only reasons they’ll life their knife to kill, is for them. They’re a sweet little thing and I love them.

Harmony Dwyer:

She was one of my first OC’s and for my very first special interest. She’s Bella swans younger half sibling and has autism. But she doesn’t know it yet. She’s super smart for her age, having moved up a grade in school. Harmony is very awkward, but she’s good company. Her best friends are a vampire and werewolf that are dating. And she’s the descendent of her vampire best friends soulmate who everyone thinks is dead. I love her so so much, and I need to write more for her.

Scorpius Brooks:

I’ve barely written for him yet but he’s my favourite in my Marvel series so far. He’s a vampire who’s also a vampire hunter. He loves morbid jokes and is hopeless at flirting. But he’s an excellent fighter and would kill for his loved ones. None of this stupid “hero’s aren’t killers shit” he’ll gladly claim the title Anti-hero!

Magnolia Blossom:

Maggie is my Gotham oc, from the Gotham TV series. She started as a way to appreciate Howl's OC, and slowly, well Blossomed. I adore her! She has a big heart and really just wants to help people, but she’s not afraid to get her hands dirty to get what she wants or protect her family. A very good girl! With so many secrets!

Morrigan West-Todd:

Little Mo is the best! She’s only 14 at the start of the series but she grows up so quickly. I guess anyone would living in Gotham. She’s actually from out universe, similar to my friends OC’s she randomly shifted to Gotham and now she’s stuck. But she didn’t really want to go home anyways. Why would she, she has a new family here that loves and adores her. And she has powers here, she’s much stronger than she ever would be in our world. She’s a tough cookie.

Macy Love-Hewitt:

Macy 😍 she’s just so good! She may be related to Thomas Hewitt, but she has Bo Sinclair’s personality, and the flirting skills of Jennifer Check. She a bad ass Cannibal Mechanic and we Stan. She hates everyone but her Girlfriend and her family, and won’t take shit from anyone. She may have a bit of a short temper, but she makes up for it by being tender to her loved ones.

[yikesharringrove]

Steve used to hate horror movies.

He’d curl up against the nearest pillow, and keep his eyes closed as tight as possible.

Tommy and Carol used to give him so much shit for it, they’d put on Texas Chainsaw Massacre and watch as Steve turned into a puddle of fear.

Horror movies don’t do shit, anymore.

Not when he knows the real world is so much more fucked up than whatever filmmakers could dream.

It’s sort of fun, now. Watching the slasher flicks that used to keep him up at night. He and Robin and Billy will laugh at them outright, booing at the cliches and the terrible dialogue.

That is, until Firestarter.

None of them have seen it. It came out while Billy was grounded in California, and any new movies typically take four or five months to reach Hawkins.

They don’t even know the premise.

And it’s the most horrifying shit any of them have ever seen.

And it’s not the movie. The movie itself is alright. Psychological thriller that might give any normal person the chills.

They had to turn it off, when the little girl’s lab experiment mother was murdered, and she was taken to The Shop, the facility where it all began.

El’s life was not a secret. They knew about the lab, about Papa. About what her Mama went through. They knew about the other numbers.

But it was something they accepted at face value. Never pushing El to reveal her trauma to them.

And here it was. Everything she went through, probably, on screen.

And Billy was the one who turned it off, hobbling to the tv as fast as his cane would take him, Steve and Robin huddled together with their eyes shielded.

They stopped watching horror movies after that.

[milo-my-beloved]

I Think We're Alone Now

okay everyone go thank @ghostyboiii who came up with this genius post which inspired this fic. anyway i hope you all enjoy this wesper goodness!

~1000 words // Read on AO3

It has been an hour since Kaz’s little show with Oomen, and Wylan is still vomiting over the side of the boat. It isn’t his fault that all these other people are accustomed to watching gruesome displays like that; surely even Kaz must have been sick when he first saw someone get so brutally murdered. Or perhaps the Bastard of the Barrel had never felt any compassion. Wylan is mostly there for hostage purposes, anyway, but what that says about Dirtyhands’ morality is beyond him.

The only other person in sight is Jesper, who is awkwardly patting his back in an approximation of a comforting gesture. Nina is still looking after a dangerously injured Inej, Matthias is probably skulking just out of her sight while plotting her violent murder, and no one dares go near Kaz, who is standing at the very front of the boat, a murderous expression on his face.

Wylan leans over the side again to let another portion of dinner out, and he feels rather than sees Jesper gag behind him.

“I wish Milo were here,” the lanky sharpshooter says wistfully, and Wylan tenses up a little bit. Between the half-blind corpse and the turbulent sea, however, he doesn’t get time to ask any questions.

The boat ride is even worse on the way back. Wylan can’t exactly describe the trip there as a pleasure cruise, but the heavy weight of an approaching storm follows them the entire way from Fjerda to the more familiar streets of home, and death hangs heavy over the ship.

Wylan doesn’t see Nina or Matthias for the five days it takes to reach the unwelcoming dock of Ketterdam, and he rarely sees Inej either. Since Kaz is off doing whatever he does between jobs - scheming, probably - the only person left to lighten the mood slightly is Jesper, and his incessant complaining isn’t really helping.

It’s late one evening and the two of them are huddled together against the railing at the front of the ship, a shared blanket wrapped around their shoulders. Wylan huddles closer to Jesper, burrowing the tip of his nose in the taller man’s shoulder. The wind is unforgiving and cold tonight, and they should really head inside, but neither of them can quite pluck up the courage to try and sleep while Nina hovers from one world to the next in the room beside them.

Jesper tilts his head slightly, resting his chin on Wylan’s head. “You know what would make this trip better?” he asks, his voice distant.

“Hot cocoa?” Wylan replies, and Jesper laughs. “What, I would kill for some hot cocoa right now.”

Wylan can feel Jesper’s smile against the top of his head. “The little merchling has finally become as violent as the rest of us. This certainly is something worth celebrating!”

Wylan huffs. “I’m not as violent as Kaz.”

Jesper laughs again, a sound akin to music in Wylan’s ear. He thinks that maybe it’s his favourite noise in the whole world.

“What I was going to say,” Jesper continues, still smiling, “is that this ship would be so much better if Milo was here.”

Wylan tenses suddenly, and gently pulls away. Milo. Jesper had mentioned him on the way out as well. There is mourning in his tone; Wylan doesn’t think he can live up to the legacy of a man who can make Jesper sound quite so forlorn, who he wants on what must be one of the most difficult voyages of his life.

“You alright, Wy?” Jesper asks, feeling the warmth of the younger boy disappear from his side.

“I’m going to sleep,” Wylan declares, trying not to sound disappointed, and he leaves before he can see the hurt expression on Jesper’s face.

{o0o}

It’s been six months since their last job; six months since Wylan Van Eck became Wylan Fahey (illegally, unfortunately, but what in their life wasn’t?). He couldn’t be happier. He’s living with the man of his dreams in a house that has actually become home, and together, they are so rich they don’t need to ever work again. Even though he is only eighteen, finally a man, Wylan feels like he can finally get some rest.

They are relaxing in the garden one day, Wylan’s head resting in his husband’s lap as they watch the sunset beyond the line of trees that mark the edge of their property. It’s peaceful - or, at least, as peaceful as one can get in Ketterdam - and Wylan can’t help but get lost in his own thoughts, reminiscing about old days and the many adventures they had been on.

“The garden is pretty big,” Jesper says, and it’s the third time he has mentioned it in as many days.

Wylan opens one eye and squints up at him. “Planning on some gardening? Sounds a bit boring for you.”

Jesper shakes his head, not looking down at Wylan. “You think I would do something relaxing, love? Are you sure you didn’t hit your head this morning?”

Wylan shoves him gently. “Shut up.”

“No,” Jesper continues, his eyes unfocusing into the distance as he gently runs his fingers through Wylan’s hair. “I was just thinking that Milo would like it here.”

Wylan sits up abruptly and Jesper looks up at him in surprise.

“Okay,” Wylan says, fed up. “Who the fuck is Milo?”

Jesper looks at him for a long moment. “A goat?”

They stare at each other for a minute, and then they both burst out laughing. They miss the sunset entirely, too busy giggling and gasping for air and clutching at each other in their mirth.

“I was jealous of a goat?” Wylan chuckles, when they finally manage to calm down enough to breathe properly.

Jesper smirks down at him, the orange sky a halo behind his head. “It’s a good thing I married you for your looks, love.”

Wylan bats at him again, grinning. “Oi!”

They are both still smiling when their lips meet, and they are still smiling late into the night. If a goat miraculously appears on the property in time for Jesper’s birthday, then that’s their business, don’t you think?

[mimiri22-6]

I JUST FOUND OUT BEE AND PUPPYCAT HAD A SECOND SEASON! GUESS WHAT I JUST FINISHED WATCHING!

Oh my fucking god holy shit, my guys! This show. This fucking show. Where do I even start! First off

SPOILERS!!!!!!

YOU DO NOT WANT TO WALK INTO THIS SEASON, THIS SHOW, WITH SPOILERS! DO NOT FUCKING LOOK, THIS IS 1000% SPOILER TERRITORY!!!

So I will be taking the extra step of taking my laptop out, and continuing this on there(and after I wake up because it's 4am and I regret absolutely NONE of this whatsoever because, guys, I love this show with everything I have left to my being, I swear, I will die for a third season)

Warning: This is a long one.

OKOKOKOK! I know I know! It’s been uh...A Month since I first posted this! BUT I am Here Now and Ready!!! I am less than 10 seconds into the first episode of season 2 and I am already So Ready to relive this!!(Dream SMP has Nothing on this show, God I Love This Show Far Too Much!!!!!!)

...First ten minutes...I have So Much I want to say...Just-just a lot of love...

okokokokokokokokokok!!!!!! I think I know how I’m going to do this now! One bullet for each episode! Let’s see if I stick with it.

Gentle Touch

In the first episode we already get a big game changer for Bee and her development. Bee becoming more responsible as a favor for Deckard. He asks her to take care of his family while he’s at cooking school and we already see her doing this. Going out to the ocean with Weasley, going out of her comfort zone for people she’s practically family to, which is why we got the beginning flashback, once again going out of her comfort zone to stop Puppycat from punching kittens, And Finally, coming out from her nap cupboard to face Howl and help pay for bills by eating ugly food.

Little Fingers

Ooh, this one has foreshadowing dream sequence. I would say more about it if it had more significance, but it’s really just what happens to Bee in the last ep. This episode brings more of Bee being responsible, trying to take her phone away from Puppycat so he stops making bad purchases. This episode made me realize what Puppycat’s role is this season, the child. Or something among those lines. He’s the same as he was last season, but it seems/is a bit more exaggerated because Bee isn’t doing the same things anymore. She’s started to care about consequences. And speaking about consequences, Toast announces she’s pregnant while confirming that she’s been staying...in Cass’s room(?)...weird, but ok, and by Tim pointing and Merlin’s reaction, it’s Merlin’s...but also everyone else seemed like they thought they were the culprit and I don’t want to think about the implications of that....MOVING ON-OH WAIT, And Cardamon’s mom is spouting magic tears that messes with the plants, so there’s that.

Snow and Violets

I’m going to be honest, I’m not 100% sure what to put here and I’m loosing steam. (I’ve been awake since 3 am...) But I think I can put something. The situation with Mr. Cup is the definition of being haunted by your past. The guilt and regret of cheating in the past has made him lose his motivation to give it his all in racing because, what’s the point? Motivation and not caring was his norm, so he just stuck with it. Until Bee, and now he can be a rainbow and sleep with less guilt and regret on his conscience. The thing with the island rapidly changing could be one of three things. Something to do with the ship that  Is the island, a metaphor for change, or something really cool the creators just wanted.

Day off Work

Not Too much to note for this ep overall. Puppycat totally did do the ‘wrecking the house in search for the owner’ thing dogs do. Finally, a dog trait! Every time I see Cardamon now I just get sad cause he’s 7, and should Not be doing landlord stuff. Bee showing worry about how Cardamon’s mom is still asleep and being worried about Cardamon himself, I’m just glad someone’s noticing. I keep forgetting that some people haven’t watched the pilot so they don’t know about Puppycat being a Space Outlaw, so when he found all his stuff under the apartment I was less surprised and more excited. The two last things I want to say is I think it’s interesting/cool/intriguing how the Wizard family just takes every weird thing either in stride, unquestioningly, or ignorance. Just trying to pretend it didn’t happen so they don’t have to deal with it(other than Crispin, but he’s coming up). And the last thing I just want to bring to light is CARDAMON BEING SO CUTE IN THE LAST SCENE! JUST BEING A CHILD! AND LAUGHING WITH HIS DOG! ON A FUNNY CHAIR! I LOVE HIM YOUR HONOR AND I WILL PROTECT THAT SMILE WITH MY WHOLE BEING!!!

My Favorite

Note, Pretty Patrick is also The Mayor. Alright. It’s definitely been a few months and you can see the relationship between Howl and Bee has gotten better, not that it was too bad to begin with, just a bit less peeved on Howl’s end. The theme of Bee being responsible is brought into play again with the train station scene. Telling Puppycat to not hit and the way Puppycat was acting around Patrick. All little kid stuff. Which also kind of clashes with what I thought was Puppycat being older than Bee by a lot, I’m honestly slowly getting more and more confused exactly how I should perceive Puppycat. THE FIRST REAL LOOK AT THE HAND GUYS! I’m still not sure what their deals are, but they have a corpse on their hands and that is already the biggest red flag. I have a guess as to what/who they are in relation to Puppycat and, by acquaintance, Bee, but I could be wrong, but I also can’t think of any other people they may be. I’ll bring it back up either the next time we see them or at the end.

Did You Remember

Grampa Puppycat cares about his granddaughter a whole lot. Don’t @ me, their dynamic is more confusing than a moving maze...Now this episode, ooh boy, it feels like a lot, but in a minimal way? First off, Cardamon finally breaks down about the stress of being a 7 year old landlord and Bee takes care of him for the day. Big Sis Bee For The Win! DON’T @ ME I MAKE UP MY OWN FAMILY DYNAMICS!!! Kind of continuing from the first sentence, Puppycat and Bee love each other(I Stand By Platonically For Them) so much already, for them it’s been a little over a year considering Puppycat fell into Bee’s life before her last birthday and now they’re celebrating another one. And I must admit, I can not for the life of me figure out wtf the deal is with the tears. They have little shapes of recent events in them and they make plants weird/straight up just make life! Like, What Even Is That?! Also, Cardamon finally gets a good sleep.

Bird Friend

Ok, so we got more ship pieces, a most likely reason as to why Puppycat was Like That in the last few episodes of season 1 and has been goopy every now and again in this season. Apparently eating things he shouldn’t eat make him Extremely off model and goopy. More hands! But not the rest of them this time around. I wonder if Sticky’s hunt for all the birds has any significance other than showing us another piece. Puppycat breaking down and spilling a few secrets after stress eating off the floor and Bee immediately saying no to someone else telling her what’s wrong with Puppycat and letting him come to her first instead of forcing him is always such a good lesson to have. Also, Cass is into weirdly shaped shiny things.

Two Clown Noses

Ah, it’s this one. The one that Really throws a wrench into the Bee/Deckard ship. THEY’RE BOTH SO CUTE! I CAN’T CHOOSE!!! This entire episode is just Crispin and Bee hanging out with the added angst of the beginning ‘story’. This world is full of such amazingly crazy characters and Crispin’s backstory is one of those crazier ones. Bee and him Lived Together and Know Each Other, he knows she’s a robot! My only question is, what happened that they broke up? WAIT- DID THEY EVEN BREAK UP?! It would be weird if they weren’t because they were living together and then they decide to live separate again would make no sense. I think I just jumped to the weirdest conclusion...Anyway! How would Puppycat get sick? I feel like that was just another thing they added to create different dynamics. The beginning birthday thing and the conclusion felt so real even though the cause was something so out there that I feel like only animated shows like this could pass, but also I feel like someone out there has done something similar, so what do I know. Yeah, not much else about this episode, it was mostly just Bee/Crispin stuff and character stuff. Gosh they’re so cute...but so is Bee/Deckard. Being a multishipper is hard...

Funny Lying

RIGHT! THEY’RE CALLED THE WARLOCKS! THAT’S THE TITLE I WAS FORGETTING! Tim knows everyone’s secrets, comes with the perk of having a lot of time and not talking much, you observe everyone else while they think you’re doing something else. I know from experience. Eavesdropping is a specialty of mine. SHIT THIS IS THE ONE WHERE CASS GETS THE MESSAGE DISSING HER FOR FALLING FOR TOAST FROM A COWORKER! I caught those vibes during the first season, but then the first half of this season came along and I was forced to drop those vibes in favor of cannon because TOAST WAS PREGOS WITH ONE OF CASS’S BROTHER’S KIDS! I’m good at catching gay vibes in fictional worlds, but I’m shit in the real world, just like everything else. And the thing is, we don’t get Any kind of explanation/closure for the entire rest of the season! We see Toast totally shocked reaction, probably moments before she was going to sneak attack Cass, but froze upon seeing that text. AND WE GET NOTHING ABOUT THAT FOR THE REST OF THE SEASON! Anyway, that was only like 2 minutes into the ep, this is taking forever. We got more Bee being responsible for Cardamon and getting rid of the tears, but the biggest part of this episode is undoubtedly Puppycat’s scenes. We got him sinking to the bottom of the ocean and getting cradled by flowers created by the tears next to the ship. We find out he was bullied and ridiculed in school as a kid and his best friend(idk what else they would be counted as), Violet, convinced him to leave their planet after they accidently summon their ship, leaving Puppycat’s mother behind. seeing how he cried about leaving her she seems to have been a great caretaker and he loved her immensely. We get the scene of Bee’s dad as a baby/Very young child on a mission, giving a presentation, and finding the candy to be a source of energy by cracking it open. Making me think, ‘Is that Bee’s fuel source? If it is, how would not taking full doses for two years effect her?’ because in the first season she splits the candy in half to share with Puppycat and in this season she didn’t eat the candy at all. Makes me even more worried for the future knowing what state she’s in when this season ends. With the last flower fever dream/memory it seems that the princess that he fell in love with was the one to make the final move to turning him into a ‘monster.’ Don’t worry tho, Bee saved him from the bottom of the ocean 

Golden Eyes

(I’m getting more and more tired as this goes one. I started doing this at around 12 this morning and now it’s nearing 6 pm. I’m loosing it!) We got another birthday and it’s Howl’s this time, though it’s not really his episode. The fish are attracted to the wish crystals for some reason and one eats a bit of it to be ‘human’ for a day. I love how the fish hated being a human and Weasley didn’t even notice it was a date. I don’t know if it was or not, but ending on that was funny. We got the return of the major douche from the season 1 finally and a mention of Moully. 

Why Don’t You Help Me?

(I took a break between episodes, aka I went tf to sleep, because I was falling asleep at the table and not really processing everything enough for what I’m trying to do) Ok, so this is a day in the life of Cardamon episode with supposed parelles to the Warlocks. We start with the red one stuck and the others unwilling to help...and then they start drawing Puppycat’s face on the 5th one’s corpse and these guys just do not care that it’s a dead body that they supposedly killed themselves. In short, they have all my fear because they are uncaring about body counts. Cardamon still goes to school on top of being a self proclaimed landlord and gets made fun of for being responsible and tattling at every chance he gets. Something I just noticed too is, at first I just assumed he was finally getting tired after being an adult in a child’s body for who knows how long, but now I’m thinking if he’s supposed to be asleep with Violet, his mom, then the reason for him being so tired is being awake too long. It could most likely be both, too. Just like Cardamon, I have no idea what all the tears mean. In the most recent one was see Moully as the charm in the center. What’s the pattern with these? Again we see Bee being responsible and taking care of Cardamon, making sure he gets home safe, tucking him in, and pulling an all night favor so he can sleep and get to school in the morning. Speaking of that, I can’t say I like Cardamon’s teachers all that much. I could rant about them, but this is already long and they’re not worth it. My only real question is, why the hell are their clothes so ragged and dirty? Do they not know how to bathe? Just, WTF? (either that or they’re Really not trying to hide their *ahem* activities from the kids, which just makes me want to punch sense into them or something)

Now I’m Really Alone

MOULLY!!!! Sorry, I just love him a lot. From what I can put together, he’s some kind of gift giving being. Giving wishes, exchanging good deeds and quick favors for other good deeds and favors. Just being Really nice and wanting to help everyone he comes across. This episode makes me see so much in common between Bee and Moully. They both want to help even when they don’t know how. Making messes and finding ways clean up those messes out of guilt and the feeling of obligation. They both have lost things they need to pick up and the knowledge that they have all the time in the world because they’ve both been alive for so long. It keeps getting hinted, but now kind of confirmed, that the Wizard’s know Bee is Weird because they haven’t seen her age. Hell, seeing how she interacts with Cardamon she could have even baby sat them. So all the Wizard’s know she’s Weird and, supposedly, only Crispin knew she was a robot. That was until Deckard found out in the season 1 finally. Once again bringing up the point of people in the Wizard family finding something out and ignoring it and hiding it. In the season 1 finally, Tim asked Cass if Deckard wasn’t depressed anymore, practically saying that Deckard has some form of depression. Depression being a mental illness that runs in families, it wouldn’t be a stretch to assume that some other members of the family have similar problems. One of the things I remember depression doing is the person will see a problem and ignore it. Something that many people in this show do with the weirdness around them and the emotional states/situations of the other people in the show. This season is about finally seeing the thing you’ve been ignoring and doing something about it. And that’s what Bee’s been doing this season, taking charge and finally getting her junk out of the ocean and getting REALLY far out of her comfort zone. She HATES water and the ocean, but she’s diving in to take back what’s hers and cleaning up a mess. There’s A Lot to analyze with this episode, the similarities of Moully’s and Bee’s situations and personalities, Puppycat being the responsible one again for the long run of things, the tears and how the wish crystals work, and the state of multiple character’s minds. Ignorance is bliss until it isn’t.

I Won’t Leave You Alone

Ok, SO MANY NOTES! Which makes sense seeing how it’s the last episode. First off, THOSE WARLOCK BASTDARDS VIOLATED MOULLY AND IF THEY WERE REAL I WOULD THROTLE THEM TILL THEIR HEADS POPPED OFF!!! I am a very protective person when it comes to things I care about. And I’m going to say it here and now incase something comes up of it, Cooking Prince gives be Colorful Vibes, if you know what I mean. You don’t follow someone home and bother them when they don’t want to be bothered unless you’re Into into them. That’s all I’m saying and if nothing comes of it, I will drop it. I’m barely hanging onto it to begin with. So, last episode we watched one of three hands punching the other hands to let Moully go, and in this episode it’s confirmed that the day Moully was pulled through the void, the 5th warlock died. My theory with that is, the 5th one was against getting Puppycat in some way and retaliated by fighting them off of Moully and then the others retaliated by killing them in some way. And the tears in this episode didn’t give life to the corpse, but grew new life over top of it, the tears can’t bring the dead back. The ship gets put back together and we see Puppycat being pretty selfish again, bringing the ship online while Bee gets scooped trying to help Moully. He indirectly helped, but only after he got what he wanted. Cooking Prince, an outsider, brings up how everything going on on the island is Weird and Cass celebrates someone acknowledging it. Once again, bringing back the ‘ignorance is bliss until it’s not’ thing going on around here. Cardamon does more childish things this episode, making a wish and crying in his mother’s arms. He got to finally let go of his responsibilities and let it out until he passed out, and now he gets to sleep again. Moully and Bee are out of commission and the Wizard’s+Cooking Prince stay one the island/ship to be with Bee even though they are mostly confused about EVERYTHING going on rn. Bee has multiple Bees now while she’s out, and so, they go looking for Bee’s dad. I have a feeling he has at least some white hairs by now.

I remember watching this season for the first time. I remember I definitely cried at multiple points, but I can’t exactly remember what points now. I didn’t cry this time, I was too busy taking everything in and trying to put what little pieces I could find together. The first season was to get us used to this world and get comfortable for a chill ride, but then it smacks you in the face with something much bigger at the very end. This season was to make you pay more attention and to question your surroundings. It was also about the first steps to taking charge of your life. If Bee didn’t do all the responsible things she did this season, the warlocks would have probably gotten Puppycat while the island went to shambles. Actions have consequences and that’s what this was about. I believe next season is why ‘Lazy in Space’ was the title. The characters are going to be in space, looking for Bee’s dad, and will acknowledge all the weird things going on while developing, excuse the pun, in out of this world ways. 

I can’t wait for season 3.

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I Think We're Alone Now

I'm back and I may have already written another short Grishaverse fic... it's Wesper, okay, and this post inspired me too much. Anyway, I hope you enjoy!

~1000 words / Read on AO3

It has been an hour since Kaz’s little show with Oomen, and Wylan is still vomiting over the side of the boat. It isn’t his fault that all these other people are accustomed to watching gruesome displays like that; surely even Kaz must have been sick when he first saw someone get so brutally murdered. Or perhaps the Bastard of the Barrel had never felt any compassion. Wylan is mostly there for hostage purposes, anyway, but what that says about Dirtyhands’ morality is beyond him.

The only other person in sight is Jesper, who is awkwardly patting his back in an approximation of a comforting gesture. Nina is still looking after a dangerously injured Inej, Matthias is probably skulking just out of her sight while plotting her violent murder, and no one dares go near Kaz, who is standing at the very front of the boat, a murderous expression on his face.

Wylan leans over the side again to let another portion of dinner out, and he feels rather than sees Jesper gag behind him.

“I wish Milo were here,” the lanky sharpshooter says wistfully, and Wylan tenses up a little bit. Between the half-blind corpse and the turbulent sea, however, he doesn’t get time to ask any questions.

The boat ride is even worse on the way back. Wylan can’t exactly describe the trip there as a pleasure cruise, but the heavy weight of an approaching storm follows them the entire way from Fjerda to the more familiar streets of home, and death hangs heavy over the ship.

Wylan doesn’t see Nina or Matthias for the five days it takes to reach the unwelcoming dock of Ketterdam, and he rarely sees Inej either. Since Kaz is off doing whatever he does between jobs - scheming, probably - the only person left to lighten the mood slightly is Jesper, and his incessant complaining isn’t really helping.

{o0o}

It’s late one evening and the two of them are huddled together against the railing at the front of the ship, a shared blanket wrapped around their shoulders. Wylan huddles closer to Jesper, burrowing the tip of his nose in the taller man’s shoulder. The wind is unforgiving and cold tonight, and they should really head inside, but neither of them can quite pluck up the courage to try and sleep while Nina hovers from one world to the next in the room beside them.

Jesper tilts his head slightly, resting his chin on Wylan’s head. “You know what would make this trip better?” he asks, his voice distant.

“Hot cocoa?” Wylan replies, and Jesper laughs. “What, I would kill for some hot cocoa right now.”

Wylan can feel Jesper’s smile against the top of his head. “The little merchling has finally become as violent as the rest of us. This certainly is something worth celebrating!”

Wylan huffs. “I’m not as violent as Kaz.”

Jesper laughs again, a sound akin to music in Wylan’s ear. He thinks that maybe it’s his favourite noise in the whole world.

“What I was going to say,” Jesper continues, still smiling, “is that this ship would be so much better if Milo was here.”

Wylan tenses suddenly, and gently pulls away. Milo. Jesper had mentioned him on the way out as well. There is mourning in his tone; Wylan doesn’t think he can live up to the legacy of a man who can make Jesper sound quite so forlorn, who he wants on what must be one of the most difficult voyages of his life.

“You alright, Wy?” Jesper asks, feeling the warmth of the younger boy disappear from his side.

“I’m going to sleep,” Wylan declares, trying not to sound disappointed, and he leaves before he can see the hurt expression on Jesper’s face.

It’s been six months since their last job; six months since Wylan Van Eck became Wylan Fahey (illegally, unfortunately, but what in their life wasn’t?). He couldn’t be happier. He’s living with the man of his dreams in a house that has actually become home, and together, they are so rich they don’t need to ever work again. Even though he is only eighteen, finally a man, Wylan feels like he can finally get some rest.

They are relaxing in the garden one day, Wylan’s head resting in his husband’s lap as they watch the sunset beyond the line of trees that mark the edge of their property. It’s peaceful - or, at least, as peaceful as one can get in Ketterdam - and Wylan can’t help but get lost in his own thoughts, reminiscing about old days and the many adventures they had been on.

“The garden is pretty big,” Jesper says, and it’s the third time he has mentioned it in as many days.

Wylan opens one eye and squints up at him. “Planning on some gardening? Sounds a bit boring for you.”

Jesper shakes his head, not looking down at Wylan. “You think I would do something relaxing, love? Are you sure you didn’t hit your head this morning?”

Wylan shoves him gently. “Shut up.”

“No,” Jesper continues, his eyes unfocusing into the distance as he gently runs his fingers through Wylan’s hair. “I was just thinking that Milo would like it here.”

Wylan sits up abruptly and Jesper looks up at him in surprise.

“Okay,” Wylan says, fed up. “Who the fuck is Milo?”

Jesper looks at him for a long moment. “A goat?”

They stare at each other for a minute, and then they both burst out laughing. They miss the sunset entirely, too busy giggling and gasping for air and clutching at each other in their mirth.

“I was jealous of a goat?” Wylan chuckles, when they finally manage to calm down enough to breathe properly.

Jesper smirks down at him, the orange sky a halo behind his head. “It’s a good thing I married you for your looks, love.”

Wylan bats at him again, grinning. “Oi!”

They are both still smiling when their lips meet, and they are still smiling late into the night. If a goat miraculously appears on the property in time for Jesper’s birthday, then that’s their business, don’t you think?

[fen--harel]

50 Interesting OC Asks

TW: Kal & Victor are just terrible so things they say might be disturbing

1. What is a rumor people tell about them? 

For Asiel and Alaina it’s definitely how many people they slept with or who they slept with. For Erasmus it’s that he’s a virgin. They’re wrong but they’re also not wrong. I think Stephane would have weird rumors ?? Where people assume scary things about him like he has a sex slave dungeon or something or that he’s so immune to all types of drugs that nothing can get him high anymore and that’s why he’s a fucking savage. But in reality Stephane sits in his room and eats ice cream. 

2. How long would they last in the zombie apocalypse? 

If there was no one watching Alaina - not long. I think she would be able to sneak by but that could only last for so long. Erasmus would be fucking dead in an instant if there was no one. Asiel, Stephane, Eskandar, and Ruben are def the top contenders. Kal too !! VICTOR WOULD WANT TO FUCK THE ZOMBIES AND I AM UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THAT THOUGHT. 

 3. If they’re about to get in a fight, what song plays in their head as their ‘hype song’? 

Alaina: 7/11 - Beyonce (I love to think this is both hers and Asiel’s hype song and when this comes on they dance like a bunch of dumbasses)

Stephane: Don’t Stop - Innerpartysystem

Asiel: Everybody - Don Broco OR War Child - Hollywood Undead

Ruben: Take Me Out - Franz Ferdinand 

Kal: Backmask - Mindless Self Indulgence (GOD THIS SONG IS JUST HIM)

Cesaire: I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor - Arctic Monkeys

4. How important is family to them? 

To Alaina it’s important but it’s more like...the whole idea of family ? Since she doesn’t have her own ? Like she considers the Demonios her family so they are important to her. For Stephane he didn’t give a single FUCK about family until he and Alaina had theirs, but before he despised the whole idea of family and thought it was fake. The same thing for Asiel. For Cesaire I feel like family would be a difficult and uncomfortable topic. He hated his dad and was basically forced to hate his twin brother but he got the better end of it ? I think he would be confused on what like...constitutes a good family. 

5. If they had a theme song, what would it be? 

Letha: Stripper by Sohodolls & Future Nostalgia - Dua Lipa

Ophelia: Portrait of a Female by Cruel Youth & Violence by Grimes 

Kal: House of Wolves by My Chemical Romance

Victor: The Dismemberment Song by Blue Kid (THIS IS MY ABSOLUTE FAV)

6. What’s a movie they can quote from start to finish? 

Asiel can quote dumb humor movies like Idiocracy or something and Letha can also...quote those.

Asiel: Please speak your name!

Letha: Well, i’m not sure that-

Asiel: You have entered the name, NOT SURE. Is NOT SURE correct ?

Letha: No it’s not correct-

Asiel: Thank you! NOT is correct ! Is SURE correct?

Letha: No, it’s not-

Asiel: We already confirmed your first name is NOT 

8. If they were given 1000 acres of land with no strings attached, what would they do with it? 

ALAINA WOULD HAVE A FARM !!! SHE WOULD HAVE A FARM AND SHE WOULD BE SOOOO HAPPY !! And Stephane would join her and he would’t really do anything except cheer his wife on and Alaina accepts that 

13. How did they find out Santa isn’t real?

Erasmus: Well, I was around eight or so. I thought the idea of Santa, this magical person who appeared from our chimneys who ate our cookies and delivered our gifts was absolutely absurd. There is about 7.5 billion people in the world and you expect me to believe this single man could visit all the children in a single night and do all of that? No. Impossible. I confronted my parents and they finally told me it was them.

Alaina, Asiel, Stephane, Eskandar, Kal, Letha, LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE WHO DIDN’T EVEN HAVE A CHILDHOOD @ ERASMUS: .....

14. What’s a personality trait they wish they had? 

Alaina wishes she was smarter.

Asiel wishes he was able to feel empathy. 

Erasmus (secretly and in denial) wishes he was funny. 

16. If they were arrested with no explanation, what would their friends and family think they had done? 

Alaina: Asiel got arrested ?! I told him he wasn’t allowed in that donut shop anymore !!! :’(

Asiel: Lanes is in jail ??? GOOD FOR HER !! Finally someone punched her ‘jail card’. So what was it for? Public intoxication or indecency?

Erasmus: I told Letha nudes weren’t allowed on twitter !!!!

Ophelia: Kal ?? In jail ?? You’re fucking with me. Kal never gets caught. You’re just trying to trick me into leaving so he’d be able to go “SURPRISE!” and break my other leg.

17. In 40 years, what will they be the most nostalgic about? 

Victor: Do you remember the night we all went to the strip club together? And I saw that beautiful girl, with the smoothest skin. Candi, I believe her name was, with an ‘i’. Her body was almost perfectly preserved without the help of my chemicals for almost a week! A week with that smooth skin underneath my fingertips. I wanted to cut them off after, afraid that if I didn’t nothing was ever going to feel as good underneath my skin like that ever again. She looked just like she was before I killed her. It was the best sex I've ever had, what I would give to relive that week.

Ophelia:  😟

Kal: *Zzzzzzz* 

18. How would they describe their family? 

Kal would describe his family as “boring” which would be the reason why he killed them 

I’d like to imagine that Victor’s famiy died in a v traumatic way ? Where he had to see their corpses or something which was why he turned out the way he is - so fascinated with the dead but i’ll get back to that later 

I’m kind of torn on how Asiel would react to questions about his family, since he resents them so much I don’t think he would outwardly express that because that’s Asiel’s thing, you can’t find out WHY he hates the world but I feel like he’d be too upset to lie about it so he would dodge the question but in a v sneaky way so you wouldn’t see he was bothered by the question 

20. Do they have any pets? If so, what are they? 

ALAINA HAS TWO (2) PETS !! A German Shepherd named Orpheus and a Green Anaconda named No Feet or Nofie for short

23. What’s the most important object they own? 

I’d like to think that somewhere Stephane has a picture of his family (with Ciro’s face cut out) and he even couldn’t bring himself to cut Cesaire out and he occasionally looks over it fondly when he’s feeling a certain type of way \

I feel like Asiel would have something from Natalie, his sister (I should ?? Change her name LOL) that reminds him of her, lately I have been thinking of killing her off LOL to increase Asiel’s angst and bitterness towards the world so an item that would remind him of her would be so so important to him 

24. What event in their life would make a good movie? 

EVERYONE’S LIFE IS A FUCKING MOVIE THEY’RE ALL IN THE MAFIA 

27. What makes a person beautiful to them? 

Alaina thinks everyone is beautiful in their own way and they have certain specific things about them that makes them beautiful 

Stephane would find genuine kindness beautiful, just being kind not for any other reason than you genuine want to help and you genuinely care (tbh just Alaina in generally, if you’re anything like her you’re all set) 

Erasmus is the same way with genuine kindness, but I feel like he’s moreso people being happy ? Because he’s kind of sad and grumpy and seeing people being happy and enjoying their life he finds very attractive (NOT ASIEL ENJOYING HIS LIFE THOUGH) 

Victor thinks people going into rigor mortis is beautiful so...there’s...that 

Asiel would also be attractive to genuineness but not kindness specifically, just people actually being themselves and not afraid of being themselves - but also Asiel finds everyone hot ?? so 

I think Kal is incapable of finding people beautiful or attractive because he’s so fucking egotistical but I think what would peak his interest is people who are interesting - like if you can make him think you’re worth keeping alive he might fuck you or smthing or at least not kill you so that’s a plus 

28. If they turned into their crush/significant other for a day, what would they do? 

ALAINA WOULD BE SO EXCITED TO BE STEPHANE FOR SOME REASON like I feel like she’d take it as an opportunity to understand him better and she would just be excited to view the world from his “tall perspective” 

Stephane would flip the fuck out for the first solid five minutes but then use the opportunity to take more pictures of Alaina in outfits or underwear he’d always want her to wear (with her permission ofc) god and I feel like he would love the opportunity to be mean to people while in her body just to see people’s faces of Alaina cussing them out but then he knew she’d cry so he would refrain from doing that 

36. Do they believe things happen for a reason? 

CESAIRE BELIEVES IN FATE SO FUCKING MUCH like he believes in zodiac signs and things that are written in the stars, if something is meant to happen then it would have happened is definitely his motto but he would definitely work hard to make things happen as well 

42. Do they drink/smoke/do drugs? 

Alaina is an alcoholic in Arc 1 because she believes that since her life is better now she shouldn’t be feeling sad and thinking that she has problems because her life could be so much worse so she drinks to “cope” with her problems and eventually Etienne gets her into drugs as well but after she breaks up with Etienne, Asiel helps her become sober 

Asiel used to drink and do drugs like in an excessive amount but when he ODed and scared Natalie by almost dying he quit that 

Stephane, Kal, Ruben, and Eskandar smoke but it’s all casual 

46. What is something silly they’ve been tricked into believing? 

Alaina would believe anything you tell her from fucking anyone she’s so fucking dumb and I love her so fucking much for it she’s so cute 

50. What topic could they give a 20 minute presentation on with no preparation?

Asiel: Anyways, and that’s why the Ninja Turtles are better than the Avengers, any questions ? 

Erasmus: THIS IS A PROFESSIONAL MEETING !!!!!!

[whitecanaryoflight]

Tagged by @happygoloony​!(Like, yesterday. I’m slow at getting back to these things sometimes haha)

last

1. drink - Iced Coffee

2. phone call -  I think it was my grandmother? When she called to let me know she was bringing my birthday money. Aaaand she offered to bring me anything. Apparently my care kit consists of Long John’s Silvers, Rockstar Energy drinks, and Reese’s.

3. text message - @vampirestakecareofourown :* she’s almost always my last text

4. song you listened to - ... listen I’m in the mood of getting ready for California, don’t blame me that the last one I listened to was Something About The Sunshine from Starstruck (quietly puts it on again)

5. time you cried - Idk, like, Thursday? Last night if tearing up counts (not from sadness though!)

ever

6. dated someone twice? - Yes. Multiple people. Cause I’m an idiot. (Although one of them I don’t regret in the slightest) 

7. kissed someone and regretted it - 2/3

8. been cheated on - I have my suspicions that I was; on multiple occasions.

9. lost someone special - Yes

10. been depressed - Have you seen some of my posts? Tbf I save my Super Dark ones for my Other Blog. (I say that like I only have one other blog. I have SO MANY. Guys I think I have a problem.)

11. gotten drunk and thrown up - Nope!

fave colours

12. Turquoise

13. Cherry Red

14. Teal

in the last year have you…

15. made new friends - Sort of! I’m bad at communication!

16. fallen out of love - eehh. I’m teetering on the edge still. But almost, yes. I can’t wait for when I do.

17. laughed until you cried - Yes!!

18. found out someone was talking about you - Not in a bad manner

19. met someone who changed you - I’m constantly changing, friendo

20. found out who your friends are - I already have my tiny knit group. All that happened was it got smaller due to Complications. (okay so yes)

21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list -  unfortunately

general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl - Pretty much all of them

23. do you have any pets - AHA. 4 dogs(one we’re watching for our Uncle tho), an unreasonable amount of cats, 4 lizards, and some saltwater fish and piranhas.

24. do you want to change your name - I bounce back and forth between wanting to and not wanting to. There’s a couple of names I’d prefer.

25. what did you do for your last birthday - Ah yes, the birthday of Superbowl Sunday at Hooters. When I do not even like football. Luckily this year my birthday is the day after.

26. what time did you wake up today - 7:15ish AM

27. what were you doing at midnight last night - Playing puzzle games and listening to music

28. what is something you cant wait for - Conventions! California!

30. what are you listening to right now - ..... don’t judge me.

31. have you ever talked to a person named tom - I don’t even remember most of this previous week, friendo.

32. something that’s getting on your nerves - Life

33. most visited website - Probably a tie between Tumblr and Youtube

34. hair colour - Natural? Dark blonde. Now? Erm... A Mess of dark blonde roots, purple fading into a lighter/pastel purple, that goes into a mediumish blonde? (This is why we do strand tests, guys gals and nonbinary pals!) (Have I learned my lesson? Nope!)

35. long or short hair - Mediumish Long? Past my shoulder blades. 

36. do you have a crush on someone - Unfortunately. (and if celebrities count, then I ALWAYS have a crush on someone. Always.)

37. what do you like about yourself - My hair and fashion sense

38. want any piercings? - YES!! I WANT MY INDUSTRIAL DAMN IT. I was SUPPOSED to get it sometime last year around this time of year!

39. blood type - I hear O tastes the best. No, I don’t know what mine is, and no, you can’t have it.

40. nicknames - Shy, Lucy, Lulu, Lucy Liu (thanks ma), Hayley, Izzy, Canary.

41. relationship status - Single and wanting to Not Be Alone Anymore

42. zodiac - Aquarius

43. pronouns - she / her

44. fave tv shows - GOTHAM, WWE, Legends of Tomorrow, The Flash, Supergirl, Arrow, Black Lightning, (duh), Prison Break, Wentworth Prison, Vis a Vis (Locked Up), OITNB... (yeah there’s a theme here, shut up), The End Of The F***ing World

45. tattoos - None, unfortunately.

46. right or left handed - Right!

47. ever had surgery - Nope

48. piercings - Just my earlobes

49. sport - no thanks. (Wrestling is the only sport I’ll ever care about.) (Okay and Hockey somewhat)

50. vacation - Yes pls. California. I miss you. I’m coming home, Museum of Death, just wait for me. (Ideally, I’d like to travel around the world)

51. trainers - what does this mean. personal trainer? shoes? no to both. converse and boots, bitches

more general

52. eating - .... Reese’s...

53. drinking - Iced Coffee

54. i’m about to watch - Myself putting on makeup

55. waiting for - Me to get off my ass and put on makeup

56. want - A life that I love. Someone that I love that loves all my asshole animals. 

57. get married - Yes pls.

58. career - Everyone who knows anything about me knows Wrestling is my #1 choice but unfortunately unless I get LASIK, I cannot be a safe worker in the ring. So Cosplaying or Acting or a Wildlife Sanctuary/really good Zoo

which is better

59. hugs or kisses - Hugs!

60. lips or eyes - Eyes!

61. shorter or taller - Taller, cause most people are taller than me anyways

62. older or younger - Older

63. nice arms or stomach - ? Arms I guess?

64. hookup or relationship - Relationship by far

65. troublemaker or hesitant - Depends on the situation.

have you ever

66. kissed a stranger - ..... what defines “Stranger”?

67. drank hard liquor - Rum counts as hard, right? Love the main alcohol I drink IS Rum. I’ve also tried whiskey.

68. lost glasses - Probably

69. turned someone down - I think so

70. sex on first date - Ew

71. broken someones heart - Probably

72. had your heart broken - So much

73. been arrested - No[t yet]

74. cried when someone died - Yes? I become an emotionless abyss and after a couple of weeks THEN I cry

75. fallen for a friend - Unfortunately. I’ve also fallen for someone whom I absolutely hated and that didn’t work out either.

do you believe in

76. yourself - I’m trying

77. miracles - Sometimes

78. love at first sight - Sometimes

79. santa clause - Nope

80. kiss on a first date - Depends on if you knew the person before

81. angels - Kind of

other

82. best friend’s name - Nikki <3

83. eye colour - Blue

84. fave movie - vague shrugging. Right now, probably Atomic Blonde or IT. (this is a lie, we all know House of 1000 Corpses trumps all)

85. fave actor - Wentworth Miller, Dominic Purcell, Caity Lotz, Nick Zano, Peter Stormare, listen I can list all day. People I frequently reblog.

tagging erm... @iamagrasshoppermouse, @aroredhoodie, @vampirestakecareofourown, and anyone who wants to do it? If anyone at all wants to do it.