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adolin · 7 months ago

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Pope overheard the Swiss Guard talking shit, asked what they meant by that phrase, they lied, and now it's everyone's problem

the Swiss guard WOULD... tbh frankly in my experience most people in Italy who say “frociaggine” are in fact froci themselves. I choose to believe one of these seminaristi froci grew up to become the pope's assistant

#genuinely. straight people DO say frocio as a slur #but everyone I have ever heard using derivate words (frociaggine frociarolo frocerie etc) is 100% definitely Not Straight #I am MASSIVELY curious where he picked it up #anyway I think it's hilarious #also let me say. as someone who enters the vatican like at least once a month I have so much beef with the Swiss guard #I'd believe them capable of anything #also as a Rome local. yes some priests are on grindr. ask me how I know (frociaggine)#ask #anonymous #popegate

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paintedcrows · 1 month ago

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Unintended consequence of creating my own Bill... He watches me draw now...

The Horrible Triangle in question:

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tenrose · 1 year ago

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My mom asked me for one of my recipes, how the table turned!!!

#usually it's me seeking cooking tips from my mom and my grandma lol #but I tend to cook things they don't #i mean she's only asking for a salty pumpkin pie recipe nothing too unusual #but like i cook more veggie meals than they do #with spices and stuff #anyway i think it's hilarious #because she didn't even ate it #she's just trusting me when i say it's good lmao

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bloominglegumes · 8 months ago

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i love normal guys doomed by the narrative

#either that or hilariously dysfunctional or both #tf one #orion pax #d 16 #megop #megatron #optimus prime #my art #saw one post pointing out in the trailer that a like5 frame shot of megatrons cannon that was snuck between their mahoushoujo type transfor #mations and like.messed up deeply messed up u see how goofy best friends orion and megsy are theyre just silly guys but in every telling of #their story they always end up enemies ok like in a meta multiverse hopping way think about it.like oh my god prewar tfp megop was already j #juicy and earthspark divorced-remarried megop is like.RGHFH tf one is going to destroy me bc this is what they had Before do u get me #before the war before they fell apart before friends became enemies and hands were stained before the beginning of the end im so so normal #like ok.this silly tight goofy buddy dynamic thats shown in tf one so far is.is what they had before. its what they could have kept if only #if only things turned out differently. but in every world optimus prime and megatron end up leading opposite sides of the bloodiest war ever #ok.its a universal fact and everyone who knows any transformers knows this BUT THE CHARACTERS DONT THEYRE POWERLESS TO PREVENT IT #ill clean up these tags in the morning but like im so.so normal about fictional robot guys #anyway i was intending to draw a background for this but i got lazy and also spent too long on the hands!!!!so whatever

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egophiliac · 9 months ago

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IT WAS ERIC AFTER ALL!!!! I'm so glad we got to meet him (before Vil snaps him away with those Infinity Gauntlets) (can't wait to see what happens when we get the matching Infinity Tiara to go with them, there will be no survivors)

(sorry to be so slow/rough lately, just got a lot of stuff on the ol' brain at the moment! alas, if only I could spend all my time drawing incredibly stupid characters I mean I do but)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #tapis rouge #i know these are not my best but by god i needed to draw ~daddo venue~#he is a treat! can't wait for him to yell at us for screwing up a shoot or whatever the last-minute disaster will be #i am SO HAPPY it turned out to be about movies after all! ...i mean sort of anyway #i'll take what i can get (and i do enjoy twst trying to be all cute about snow whAHEM i mean beautiful queen) (i see you there twst)#(also to be fair it actually wasn't poisoned in historial-revisionism-twstland so i think we can trust this apple. a+ acting eric)#anyway we are still. very solidly in the 'stand around and talk about the wallpaper for three hours' part of the event.#but HEY we got to meet eric! i was not really expecting it to be him so i am VERY pleased #also god help me i did think the shopping montage as portrayed by a rhythmic where they literally SKIP down the street was hilarious #there's a lot of Choices that were made in this event and that was a good one

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whollyjoly · 8 months ago

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look we all want buck in tommys hoodie....

but i raise you a tommy who accidentally grabbed bucks hoodie and walks into harbour only to have lucy laugh so hard she falls out of her chair

#i know we're unlikely ever to see it but tommy and lucy bonding over just how WEIRD the 118 is gives me goddamn life #i just think she would be SUCH annoying little sister energy to him and it would be hilarious #like how we get the occasional dispatch storyline??? but a harbor storyline???#i would DIE #anyways please take this under consideration tim i am in your walls #otp: better ways to get your attention #bucktommy #firepilot #kinkley #tommy kinard #evan buckley #lucy donato #911 abc #911 on abc #em speaks

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pandebunuelo · 3 months ago

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