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liesmyth · 6 months ago

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Pope overheard the Swiss Guard talking shit, asked what they meant by that phrase, they lied, and now it's everyone's problem

the Swiss guard WOULD... tbh frankly in my experience most people in Italy who say “frociaggine” are in fact froci themselves. I choose to believe one of these seminaristi froci grew up to become the pope's assistant

#genuinely. straight people DO say frocio as a slur #but everyone I have ever heard using derivate words (frociaggine frociarolo frocerie etc) is 100% definitely Not Straight #I am MASSIVELY curious where he picked it up #anyway I think it's hilarious #also let me say. as someone who enters the vatican like at least once a month I have so much beef with the Swiss guard #I'd believe them capable of anything #also as a Rome local. yes some priests are on grindr. ask me how I know (frociaggine)#ask #anonymous #popegate

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tenrose · 1 year ago

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My mom asked me for one of my recipes, how the table turned!!!

#usually it's me seeking cooking tips from my mom and my grandma lol #but I tend to cook things they don't #i mean she's only asking for a salty pumpkin pie recipe nothing too unusual #but like i cook more veggie meals than they do #with spices and stuff #anyway i think it's hilarious #because she didn't even ate it #she's just trusting me when i say it's good lmao

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bloominglegumes · 7 months ago

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i love normal guys doomed by the narrative

#either that or hilariously dysfunctional or both #tf one #orion pax #d 16 #megop #megatron #optimus prime #my art #saw one post pointing out in the trailer that a like5 frame shot of megatrons cannon that was snuck between their mahoushoujo type transfor #mations and like.messed up deeply messed up u see how goofy best friends orion and megsy are theyre just silly guys but in every telling of #their story they always end up enemies ok like in a meta multiverse hopping way think about it.like oh my god prewar tfp megop was already j #juicy and earthspark divorced-remarried megop is like.RGHFH tf one is going to destroy me bc this is what they had Before do u get me #before the war before they fell apart before friends became enemies and hands were stained before the beginning of the end im so so normal #like ok.this silly tight goofy buddy dynamic thats shown in tf one so far is.is what they had before. its what they could have kept if only #if only things turned out differently. but in every world optimus prime and megatron end up leading opposite sides of the bloodiest war ever #ok.its a universal fact and everyone who knows any transformers knows this BUT THE CHARACTERS DONT THEYRE POWERLESS TO PREVENT IT #ill clean up these tags in the morning but like im so.so normal about fictional robot guys #anyway i was intending to draw a background for this but i got lazy and also spent too long on the hands!!!!so whatever

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egophiliac · 7 months ago

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IT WAS ERIC AFTER ALL!!!! I'm so glad we got to meet him (before Vil snaps him away with those Infinity Gauntlets) (can't wait to see what happens when we get the matching Infinity Tiara to go with them, there will be no survivors)

(sorry to be so slow/rough lately, just got a lot of stuff on the ol' brain at the moment! alas, if only I could spend all my time drawing incredibly stupid characters I mean I do but)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #tapis rouge #i know these are not my best but by god i needed to draw ~daddo venue~#he is a treat! can't wait for him to yell at us for screwing up a shoot or whatever the last-minute disaster will be #i am SO HAPPY it turned out to be about movies after all! ...i mean sort of anyway #i'll take what i can get (and i do enjoy twst trying to be all cute about snow whAHEM i mean beautiful queen) (i see you there twst)#(also to be fair it actually wasn't poisoned in historial-revisionism-twstland so i think we can trust this apple. a+ acting eric)#anyway we are still. very solidly in the 'stand around and talk about the wallpaper for three hours' part of the event.#but HEY we got to meet eric! i was not really expecting it to be him so i am VERY pleased #also god help me i did think the shopping montage as portrayed by a rhythmic where they literally SKIP down the street was hilarious #there's a lot of Choices that were made in this event and that was a good one

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paintedcrows · 8 days ago

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Unintended consequence of creating my own Bill... He watches me draw now...

The Horrible Triangle in question:

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whollyjoly · 7 months ago

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look we all want buck in tommys hoodie....

but i raise you a tommy who accidentally grabbed bucks hoodie and walks into harbour only to have lucy laugh so hard she falls out of her chair

#i know we're unlikely ever to see it but tommy and lucy bonding over just how WEIRD the 118 is gives me goddamn life #i just think she would be SUCH annoying little sister energy to him and it would be hilarious #like how we get the occasional dispatch storyline??? but a harbor storyline???#i would DIE #anyways please take this under consideration tim i am in your walls #otp: better ways to get your attention #bucktommy #firepilot #kinkley #tommy kinard #evan buckley #lucy donato #911 abc #911 on abc #em speaks

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pandebunuelo · 2 months ago

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but if he knows that you know that you know that he knows that he knows that you know that you

#pinescone #over the garden wall #gravity falls #otgw #my art #so this idea is stuck in my head #mabel is stuck in the unknown (maybe she almost died and is in a coma idk) and dipper makes a deal with bill to reach her and help her out #/this will have consequences/#and so he is wandering around when he bumps into beast!wirt #and somehow neither the beast nor bill recognize e/o they just know this other kid kinda weird #kinda sus kinda We-Need-To-Kill-Him-Piney/GET-HIM-OUT-WIRT #anyways since im making both the beast and bill are backseating dipper sees a chance to find mabel #meanwhile wirt is numb enough to just #idc ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ just dont get in my way #but dipper´s story kinda resonates with him so he tries to help him out #and they have shenaningans idk i just think itd be hilarious for both of them to be constantly on their heads fighthing their own demons #literally #without knowing they’re both posessed lmao #also idk they crush on each other and get a whole mutual pining arc bc bill and the beast dealing with teenage feelings is just funny to me

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aria-greenhoodie · 2 months ago

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You see, @localcanadiancryptid22, I’m a motherfucker who LOVES drama, so I fw anything that can create that.

I’m normal. Btw. In case you were wondering.

#not putting this on the post the tags were from cause I don’t wanna bother op lol #but yeah I do whatever I think is interesting. or funny.#and Stanbill is REALL fucking funny to me #like. imagine you’re bill. you’re OBSESSED with ford. and you finally get into his mind #you’re going to have the last laugh #you’re finally getting everything you’ve ever wanted #and then BAM. ITS HIS TWIN BROTHER.#his twin brother you have ALWAYS thought of as inferior. a cheap copy.#but he BEATS YOU. HE is the one to best you. not your precious Sixer. but his conman brother.#and you’re LIVID.#stupid Stanley! he’s just a cheap copy of his brother! it was a total fluke! man he was hot in the lighting of those flames. wait WHAT #<- do you get what I’m saying #that’s fucking hilarious #also the obsessive hatred dripping off of bill when he talks about Stan on thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com is #VERY. INTERESTING.#I just love messy shit. and I love when they make eachother worse. top notch.#anyway. teehee.#stanbill #billford #fiddleauthor #fordsquared #fiddlestan #fiddlebill #fiddlebillford #<- is that a tag #it should be #orals worst most fucked up polycule #or love triangle #or both #shitpost

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qcomicsy · 2 years ago

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Alfred comes home and there's a whole noise from the kitchen.

Alfred: Is everything okay?

Damian: Dumbass is coming out.

Alfred: Oh.

Alfred (to Dick): ...I figured this day would come sooner or later...

Dick:

Alfred: Don't think I didn't saw it my boy, and pardon me if I should said something before...

Dick: No, no, no it's not

Alfred:... I mean It was obvious from the start but I figured I shouldn't press-

Dick: Alfie It's not

Jason: No, no let him finish.

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Batman: Yes, my kid also came out to me recently.

Superman (to Dick): Oh wow, that's great! I'm proud of you buddy.

Dick:

Dick: What

Tim: It's me.

Superman: Oh

Superman: Oh wow, thats great! I'm proud of you buddy.

Dick: No, wait you can't just-

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Jon: I'm just glad in not being alone in this, you know.

Titans:

Dick: It's not me.

Titans: "Oh, right. Sure." " Yeah we knew it" "Totally"

#I've been thinking about this since Tim came out beaceus that was pretty much every reaction from everyone I know #And i find fucking hilarious #Tim had more in lore logic but Grayson just screams queer energy and there's no way people around him didn't caught up onto that #jason todd #tim drake #dick grayson #batfam #incorrect quotes #batfamily incorrect quotes #the funniest part is that if gotham knights is cannon he might actually be and this is just him being confused #on how people think he'll need to come out #but if he's not he's the talk Valentina of the family and we love him anyway

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bunnieswithknives · 3 months ago

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Gore, Violence and Blood under the cut

What a mess

#fop nature au #fairly oddparents #fop a new wish #fairly oddparents a new wish #fop #dale dimmadome #Flowers OC #candy gore #gore #blood #body horror #this really is a mess on so many levels #I wanted to make this situation as difficult as possible for the fairy council to theoretically clear up #everything from the animal to the location to the injury is a nightmare to try and explain #And theres a reason I spent so much time showing the gore getting on his injury. Mans gonna have a rainbow bitemark on his leg forever now #Not exactly easy to explain away #Also I think I accidentally established that Magic was a little toxic so he might have minor blood poisoning lol #Im sure he'll be fine #This is how all gay people are made but the fairies make you forget it #Actually while scripting this I realized how much this looked like the set up for some kind were-deer or were-fairy(??) plotline #which was not the intention but would be a hilarious direction to take the plot in LMAO #Also Id like to mention that flowers is fine. Fairies are functionally immortal aside from magic backup #Itll be healed up like nothing happened it no time #that being said it is still kinda pissed about the skull smashing #Dales got multiple broken ribs plush his leg is in shambled. Absolutely demolished #He's gonna have to get metal implants #You might think 'oh he's gonna opt to get a prosthetic leg now too'#No. Because hes a cowardly little bitch #He doesnt want to get his leg removed if its not absolutely necessary and because he's a nasty little hypocrite #Anyway this will be the start of a very nasty spiral methinks

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caffichai · 5 months ago

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Closure, thinking it's funny that someone would question her managerial decisions

#Special request after a hilarious conversation #I thought it'd be faster to do it in monochrome but I honestly think it was about the same... I just color pick anyway :P #Closure #Arknights #Pixel art #Monochrome

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mobius-m-mobius · 1 year ago

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Happy Birthday Owen Wilson! ♡ (November 18th, 1968)

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themintman · 4 months ago

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giggling I love them so much

#minecraft story mode #mcsm #mcsm jack #mcsm nurm #jack mcsm #nurm mcsm #Nurm no you can't say that!!!!!!!!!#I think I'm hilarious #minecraft villager #NGL I kinda just couldn't think of what to make him say #But this is funnier cause we don't understand him anyway #He could be saying ANYTHING #N e ways it's late I should go sleep. Night night guys #Nurm deserves to go apeshit send tweet

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egophiliac · 1 year ago

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just thinking about hair and faces

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #i don't THINK this counts as face horror but just in case #face horror #for your daily dose of me losing my mind over anime characters #i don't know why the hair thing surprised me so much. i think because i thought it was funny that lilia named silver after his hair color.#like ha ha lilia is hilariously bad at names how cute and silly!#oh. oh it's kind of a Thing.#anyway i am excited to see where the heck all of this stuff with silver's various dads ends up!#we still don't actually know who killed meleanor!#we still don't know literally anything about dad draconia! (dadconia? dradconia?)#we don't know what happened to the macguffin gem with its magical dad-saving powers!#(surely this will not come back to save a certain dad at a later point. of course not.)#man i was not expecting episode 7 to be all dads all the time #i mean i'm here for it but #hey remember when the highest stakes were who was gonna win the big talent show #then robots started kidnapping people and now we've just escalated from there #episode 8 our cat is going to turn into a drippy ink kaiju and we're going to have to mecha battle him to save the world or something #each member of diasomnia pilots a limb and we gattai into a giant robot dragon and hold on i gotta submit this spec script to aniplex brb

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pippuns · 2 years ago

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or: the one where shen qingqiu stumbles on a bunch of compiled evidence from qi qingqi that he is Not The Same Person as shen jiu

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eliashirsch · 7 months ago

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a few sketches of my favorite characters<3

i've been trying to capture their likeness with various degrees of success:) and i just realized how much rooster really looks like goose

#i just think they're neat!#i drew jake sleeping and bradley looking at him separately but they look in love anyway #that's hilarious #i don't draw for days then a demon possessed me and i ended up with these #my eyes have been open to glen powell and miles teller's attactiveness #pete maverick mitchell #top gun #top gun maverick #hangster #my art #bradley rooster bradshaw #jake hangman seresin #natasha phoenix trace #there's something about men in uniform that makes me...

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