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7empesticide · 24 days ago

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saw au where everything is the same except hoffman isnt an apprentice hes just really fucking weird so strahm is stalking this regular ass guy

#saw franchise #peter strahm #mark hoffman #sawtism #coffinshipping #<- a little bit.#ive imagined this extensively its so stupid it gives me a good laugh #everyone else is used to marks vaguely menacing and ominous behavior #but strahm thinks hes connected the dots (he hasnt connected shit hes seeing dots that arent even there)#antics ensue. obviously #office coffee machine breaks one day and strahm is like “hey hoffman why dont you show off your engineering skills to everyone”#and hoffman has no fucking clue what this guys on about but tries to fix it anyway to impress him #mark thinks hes bewitched pete so good that hes following him around so he mows his lawn shirtless at night or some shit #hardcut to pete in his car gripping the steering wheel foaming at the mouth wondering why mark hasnt done anything illegal yet #this is so stupid sorry needed it out of my system ythough #rigby original

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xxplastic-cubexx · 14 days ago

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charlies turn for the reference sheet beam

#xmen #xmen comics #xmen tas #charles xavier #professor x #snap sketches #i feel weird posting a charles ref cause ive done so many 'ref sheets' for headshots.. i need to stop making doodle pages for him apparentl #this started out because i wanted to practice charles' body type and then i figured id just. ref sheet vjaelkjvae #if i were bold id just post him in just briefs and paper doll it if you catch my cold. he got a lot of outfits i like...#i wanted to make refs for the og5 actually so maybe i will just do these ref sheets throughout the week before bed #the funny thing about this ref sheet is this is prob the only time ever actually going to draw charles' whole back... lmao...#i mean never say never so Very Rarely will i draw his whole back. and standing ajerlkvjalkj #idk ref sheets are just fun and easy and relaxing for me to do .... and brother i wanna relax gjERLKJAEL #i have my mandatory sketches lined up to finish this week so i earned a lil doodlin i think !!!!!!#i usually dont work on weekends but.. its a lot so jvLRKVJARLKJV BUT ANYWAY #observe. god its so illegal having him stand i promise ill never do it again unless i like have to for some rare reason vjEALVJAE #i had a savage lands arc idea but who knows if ill go through with it #i debated adding that lil ring from that scrapped tas design but i dont think ima make that a consistent thing #prob use it for like. one or two jokes or whatever other temporary purposes...#was i going to say anything else. OH YEAH i wanted to see what charles looked like wtih brown eyes...#i was stalking my tags and i was reminded he had brown eyes sometimes and as your resident brown eyed bestie i wanted To See..#i fear i do like giving him contacts...... but his blue eyes arent bad either so now im in a predicament !!!!!#we'll see what happens ill probably stick with blue just for popularity sake but who knows #anyway !!! i am very weary and i am very busy this week so good night !!!!!!

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cobra-creampuff · 9 months ago

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the fact that they made it illegal to make ads louder than programs on tv in 2010 but haven't updated it to apply the same regulation to streaming. who do i have to call.

#jack facts #like do they think we don't notice #i truly do hate it here #i really do think that we should get to a ''you ruined it for everyone'' threshhold with ads at this point tbh #circulating ads should be a need based allowance #below a certain nw you can circulate as many ads as you want provided they follow guidelines #then above a certain nw you get a quota. you can have x number of ads circulating at a time.#and i don't mean distinct different ads that can be put wherever. no. if you have an ad on youtube that counts as one #and if you put the SAME AD on a different platform or tv channel or at the fucking gas station pumps or on a billboard or ANYWHERE #each different instance of the ad counts as another ad in your quota!#& if you have like a 1min skippable + a 30sec unskippable v of the same ad on the same platform. that counts as two. FUCK you.#and then above another nw line. you cannot have ads at all. bye you don't need them they serve no purpose they are just annoyances.#also paying influencers to hawk your shit counts as ads! fuck you!! paid word of mouth is not actual wom that is also an ad! fuck you!!!#oh u want ppl to rec ur product & u don't have any ad spots left?? well sugar you better have a fucking good product then lol :) fuck you #also if a co breaks an ad reg that co and any co it owns/parents can never make another fucking ad ever again in its existence #AND if a ceo breaks an ad reg w one co then disbands it and makes a new co and breaks ad reg w that one #then the CEO or any co they have ANY % ownership or investment in can never make an ad ever again. FUCK you.#charities/nonprofits and sole proprietorships get one (1) appeal to a total ad ban #that's IT!! ENOUGH!!!!! ENOUGH!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#AND ONE MORE THING. ''pay us not to see ads on our platform/app/other thing'' should also be illegal.#''pay us for basic ass functions'' illegal. pay to win. illegal. sale/product announcements in things that are not press. illegal.#creating an ad or listing for something that doesn't exist and only manufacturing it after it is purchased. illegal.#ads that are full screen when a user has not already selected full screen on a video player. illegal.#pop up ads. illegal.#ads with audio on a platform that doesn't. illegal. video ads on a platform that doesn't have video. illegal.#ads w epilepsy triggers. illegal everywhere forever always w out needing to be reported by consumers. cannot be circulated in the 1st place #ads w graphic violence or soundscapes that mimic it. see epilepsy triggers.#ads for things that are not actually consumer products. illegal.#anything else u want to circulate like an ad must go thru other regs to qualify as psa or edu. if it doesn't qualify tough shit get fucked.#[insert gif collage of people talking extensively while wildly gesturing for emphasis here]

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kedreeva · 2 years ago

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Someone was being very clingy tonight about getting face rubs and then getting a napping cap.

#peafowl #peahens #birds #bug the peahen #my pets #she has figured out how to ask for attention #it's not constant #like she'll sit and do her own thing #or wander around #but when she wants attention it's illegal for me to do anything else

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kriminalistic · 7 months ago

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mystery solved

I spent ALL DAY getting mad abt pharmas dumbass guns when it was so simple all along..

I’m still mad abt it tho bc?? the arms connected to his guns would have to be so long for them to be moving around like they are in the two(?) whole panels they are in. It makes no sense

#my art #sorta???#my illegible ramblings #I’d like to know tho why/when he got these guns because it didn’t seem like ratchet knew about them so I’d think they’re either new-ish #Or something that just never came up ig??#maybe I’ll discover more as I continue to reread but I don’t remember anything else abt his guns #why am I so interested in pharmas guns? that remains to be seen #I’d love to see more things with his guns tho. cool character details make me happy #anyways actual drawings coming soon im practicing drawing this freak #pharma #tf pharma #transformers pharma #maccadam #transformers #ok time to go to sleep

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cryptidjeepers · 10 months ago

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My youtube is absolutely flooded with these cold ass take drama clickbait its fucking insane. Their apology (from what i saw) was well received. The entire situation wasnt even that big of a deal after things got sorted. Why are these wannabe drama channels so obsessed with such a nothing issue. "Wild apology"???? They gave REFUNDS and free access to patreon supporters. They agreed they fucked up??? And changed their plan accordingly. They still have things to fix but jesus christ move on already 😭😭😭 just saying, there are literal youtubers that were accused of grooming that got treated better by the drama new cycle than a youtube channel that just wanted more income. Im so tired of hearing about it now

#all the other ones are still calling them greedy and obviously just trying to get that moist critkal click engagement #i just hate how people are still trying to inflate the issue when they literally arent involved or werent even fans #watcher #they will find something else to talk about in a few days but jesus its unavoidable #watcher entertainment #there were issues but it was a community issue that was dealt with i hate when this kind of stuff gets picked up by nobodies on the internet #with mothing better to do #they didnt even do anything illegal or evil for fucks sake

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ivan-fyodorovich-k · 7 months ago

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Back during the gun panic of 2008 we all became aware of a kind of gun guy that came to be known as “Bubba” who would take then-common and then-cheap rifles, most notoriously from the Mosin Nagant family, and then “modernize” them with some kind of synthetic stock, rail accessory, scope, etc.

Bubba made all kinds of arguments justifying this behavior. He was making the gun “practical.” He was making it “usable.”

Bubba's father and grandfather did the same thing with surplus rifles, but for that generation the term was "sporterizing." Cutting down barrels and stocks to improve accuracy, tapping receivers for scope mounts, all in the name of "practicality." Making it "usable."

In the long run the accomplishment of both was to guarantee the future owners of those firearms went to great lengths and expense to undo their "improvements."

The sights have gotten more sophisticated, the mounts have gotten more clever, the antiques have gotten rarer and more expensive, the arguments have not changed.

The problem with all of these wayward souls is that they are trying to make their gun something it is not, in the pursuit of some other gun they would rather have. Your "modernized" antique will never compete with an actual modern firearm, and sooner or later you will return to what you actually want--a modern firearm.

In the past people justified this behavior because of cost or availability. The surplus guns were cheap, modern guns expensive. That is not the case now. All the antiques are expensive now, much more than modern guns, in large part precisely because of this behavior. These days, if you have the money for an antique gun and the gadgetry needed to "modernize" it, you have the money for a modern gun that will outperform the antique in every meaningful category.

All but one, which is that the antique is an antique, and the modern gun is not. This for many people is an intrinsic value. Trying to make the antique something that it isn't is just undoing the one thing the antique actually has going for it in favor of trying to make it something that it can never be. And you may feel that you are clever, but you are just bored, and ultimately just making a fool of yourself. You look ridiculous. Your gun looks ridiculous. And it is still not and will never be what you actually want. The antique is never going to shoot as well as an AR-15 or a Glock. That red dot sight will never perform as well on your antique as it would on an AR-15 or a Glock.

If you really cannot shoot that pistol or that rifle without a red dot sight or some other modern accoutrements, sell it to someone who will appreciate it for what it is and use that money to buy a firearm that functions how you actually want.

I don't care what Youtube Star has to say about it.

#I think the only argument I can think of to counter this would be if you live in a state where it's genuinely illegal to have anything else #I haven't seen that argument yet but I can imagine that someone in CA wants gadgets for his M1 because he can't own anything else #in which case he should just say that and have our pity

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pyjamacryptid · 2 years ago

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Guinevere & Morgana

BBC MERLIN | S3 x E10 QUEEN OF HEARTS

Quote from Winter Landscape, With Rooks by Sylvia Plath

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hesitantweevil4 · 11 months ago

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one good thing to come of all this is the free bootlicker blocklist in these tags

#watcher #'they are not rich' bestie they are multimillionaires living in la driving teslas and eating food that #frankly should be illegal at that price esp in a fucking cost of living crisis #most of us have NEVER seen that amount of money in several generations of our family put together like be frrrrrr #i know people in that wage bracket trust me they are fine they go on rich people holidays and renovate their mcmansions #they don't give a shit about anything else they are not struggling #'u don't respect artists' they don't respect you bruv so please respect yourself😩and recognise when you are being taken for a fucking fool #and if you wanna respect struggling artists you can pay off my student loans if u like

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thevegetablewhichnoonedaresname · 5 months ago

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I haven't had any fictional characters show up in my dreams for awhile but the other night I dreamed I accidentally left my teenage brother at a city library and he wouldn't answer his phone so I was freaking out trying to to get back to him by bus and when I made it back it turned out he was just chilling with AJ in the closed library

#pickle pontificates #nothing else in that dream had anything to do with mission to zyxx #i invented two eccentric library ladies (one of them moonlit in illegal activities and the other moonlit as a bus driver)#and I also shoved a deaf girl to the ground (on purpose but I didn't know she was deaf at the time)#and then boom. thought i lost my brother but he was getting babysat by a knockoff clone trooper from podcasts #he was like. still in full armor showing my brother his gun or something. idk how he got there or why he picked my brother up like a stray #mission to zyxx #???#do i even tag that. it was the punchline to an overly long and convoluted dream more than anything else

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six-demon-bag · 11 months ago

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guards, fuck this man for me

#by guards i mean zemo #blocking anyone who says anything else bc that is illegal 😤#sixdemon schmidty collection #ernst schmidt #the cloverfield paradox

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worstloki · 9 months ago

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Mu Qing with a giant anti-horse sword while everyone else gets to use conventionally sized weapons like regular length swords and fans 🤝 Ling Wen as a civil official having the brocade immortal making her strong enough to rival martial ones

#sometimes people make Feng Xin’s bow huge probably for poetic reasons but let’s be real #mu qing is objectively funny #like he’s seriously using a 3m long weapon. how is he even carrying that around #he’s not 3m tall it’s taller than him if he sticks it to his back #this stuff is hilarious #mu qing objectively so funny #imagine being Xie Lian and Feng Xin and youRE just sweating like ‘haha don’t mind him everyone he wasn’t raised the same way... haha’#and it’s some guy using cavalry weapons on regular opponents #I don’t think mu qing is a recluse I think the other generals get along with him fine #and I think they have an agreement to not question the strange weapon because it’s not like he has any issue using it fine???#it’s just a wild decision #it’s allowed it’s just very strange #not illegal or forbidden or anything. no one else is doing it tho #iconic tbh #I don’t recall anyone else doing this sort of thing #Xie Lian has Ruoye but the ribbon isn’t strictly a weapon and isn’t alarming to have around generally #tgcf #do you think Feng Xin gets annoyed about the giant sword #like come on I know you could be using a normal saber stop showing off???#he and Ling Wen would get along well I think #good for them both tbh #both came from low standing and all #they deserve to slay.... just a little........#you could argue Ming Yi’s shovel isn’t conventional but I fear that’s a moot point

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saltydumplings · 2 years ago

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Y'all, I'm so sorry about all the inactivity. Writers block has been kicking my ass and ON TOP OF THAT I've been ILL for like THREE WHOLEASS WEEKS. WITH DIFFERENT ILLNESSES. GAAAAHHHHHHHHHH--(*INSERT ANGRY GOOSE NOISES*)!!

I'm better now though! The continuation of Snippet #17 is almost complete and I've started writing the continuation for Snippet #5!! In short, the turns are tabling and I will be making new posts soon!

Keep your eyes on that that dashboard y'all. It's gonna happen. I SWEAR!!

Love you <3

#seriously #three sicknesses in a row #should be illegal #I WILL FIGHT ANYTHING ELSE THAT COMES AT ME #WITH THE BURNING RAGE OF A TRUE GOOOOOSE

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boag · 11 months ago

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By the time I get my bag out of my locker and go outside I only have 10 minutes left of my break😑 also there’s a bitch ass cop parked at my smoke spot

#I’m not doing anything illegal but like go somewhere else .

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kangyeosaang · 2 years ago

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