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izzyspussy · 14 days

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the fact that they made it illegal to make ads louder than programs on tv in 2010 but haven't updated it to apply the same regulation to streaming. who do i have to call.

#jack facts #like do they think we don't notice #i truly do hate it here #i really do think that we should get to a ''you ruined it for everyone'' threshhold with ads at this point tbh #circulating ads should be a need based allowance #below a certain nw you can circulate as many ads as you want provided they follow guidelines #then above a certain nw you get a quota. you can have x number of ads circulating at a time.#and i don't mean distinct different ads that can be put wherever. no. if you have an ad on youtube that counts as one #and if you put the SAME AD on a different platform or tv channel or at the fucking gas station pumps or on a billboard or ANYWHERE #each different instance of the ad counts as another ad in your quota!#& if you have like a 1min skippable + a 30sec unskippable v of the same ad on the same platform. that counts as two. FUCK you.#and then above another nw line. you cannot have ads at all. bye you don't need them they serve no purpose they are just annoyances.#also paying influencers to hawk your shit counts as ads! fuck you!! paid word of mouth is not actual wom that is also an ad! fuck you!!!#oh u want ppl to rec ur product & u don't have any ad spots left?? well sugar you better have a fucking good product then lol :) fuck you #also if a co breaks an ad reg that co and any co it owns/parents can never make another fucking ad ever again in its existence #AND if a ceo breaks an ad reg w one co then disbands it and makes a new co and breaks ad reg w that one #then the CEO or any co they have ANY % ownership or investment in can never make an ad ever again. FUCK you.#charities/nonprofits and sole proprietorships get one (1) appeal to a total ad ban #that's IT!! ENOUGH!!!!! ENOUGH!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#AND ONE MORE THING. ''pay us not to see ads on our platform/app/other thing'' should also be illegal.#''pay us for basic ass functions'' illegal. pay to win. illegal. sale/product announcements in things that are not press. illegal.#creating an ad or listing for something that doesn't exist and only manufacturing it after it is purchased. illegal.#ads that are full screen when a user has not already selected full screen on a video player. illegal.#pop up ads. illegal.#ads with audio on a platform that doesn't. illegal. video ads on a platform that doesn't have video. illegal.#ads w epilepsy triggers. illegal everywhere forever always w out needing to be reported by consumers. cannot be circulated in the 1st place #ads w graphic violence or soundscapes that mimic it. see epilepsy triggers.#ads for things that are not actually consumer products. illegal.#anything else u want to circulate like an ad must go thru other regs to qualify as psa or edu. if it doesn't qualify tough shit get fucked.#[insert gif collage of people talking extensively while wildly gesturing for emphasis here]

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kedreeva · 10 months

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Someone was being very clingy tonight about getting face rubs and then getting a napping cap.

#peafowl #peahens #birds #bug the peahen #my pets #she has figured out how to ask for attention #it's not constant #like she'll sit and do her own thing #or wander around #but when she wants attention it's illegal for me to do anything else

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cryptidjeepers · 2 months

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My youtube is absolutely flooded with these cold ass take drama clickbait its fucking insane. Their apology (from what i saw) was well received. The entire situation wasnt even that big of a deal after things got sorted. Why are these wannabe drama channels so obsessed with such a nothing issue. "Wild apology"???? They gave REFUNDS and free access to patreon supporters. They agreed they fucked up??? And changed their plan accordingly. They still have things to fix but jesus christ move on already 😭😭😭 just saying, there are literal youtubers that were accused of grooming that got treated better by the drama new cycle than a youtube channel that just wanted more income. Im so tired of hearing about it now

#all the other ones are still calling them greedy and obviously just trying to get that moist critkal click engagement #i just hate how people are still trying to inflate the issue when they literally arent involved or werent even fans #watcher #they will find something else to talk about in a few days but jesus its unavoidable #watcher entertainment #there were issues but it was a community issue that was dealt with i hate when this kind of stuff gets picked up by nobodies on the internet #with mothing better to do #they didnt even do anything illegal or evil for fucks sake

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hesitantweevil4 · 2 months

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one good thing to come of all this is the free bootlicker blocklist in these tags

#watcher #'they are not rich' bestie they are multimillionaires living in la driving teslas and eating food that #frankly should be illegal at that price esp in a fucking cost of living crisis #most of us have NEVER seen that amount of money in several generations of our family put together like be frrrrrr #i know people in that wage bracket trust me they are fine they go on rich people holidays and renovate their mcmansions #they don't give a shit about anything else they are not struggling #'u don't respect artists' they don't respect you bruv so please respect yourself😩and recognise when you are being taken for a fucking fool #and if you wanna respect struggling artists you can pay off my student loans if u like

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pyjamacryptid · 10 months

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Guinevere & Morgana

BBC MERLIN | S3 x E10 QUEEN OF HEARTS

Quote from Winter Landscape, With Rooks by Sylvia Plath

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six-demon-bag · 3 months

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guards, fuck this man for me

#by guards i mean zemo #blocking anyone who says anything else bc that is illegal 😤#sixdemon schmidty collection #ernst schmidt #the cloverfield paradox

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javsobsessions · 5 days

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Ngl, Emily is disrespecting Penelope’s boundaries almost as much as Tyler is.

#and that Hurts to admit as a EP fan…#like I get there’s a blurry line between being a friend and being a boss #but Em is reaching even over her boss authorities #there’s no way P is the only contact Em has to do that stuff #stuff she’s clearly expressed she doesn’t want to do #but Em can’t go to anyone else because it’s illegal #Em says she doesn’t mind taking the fall but that doesn’t matter #jail or not that evidence will mean nothing in court so it won’t even help you prosecute if you DO find anything #She’s choosing ⭐️ over not just her job but also her friends #Em’s getting tunnel vision again and it’s costing her both her friendships and work relationships #:(#sorry if none of this made sense I’m bad at words #criminal minds #emily prentiss #criminal minds evolution #criminal minds spoilers #criminal minds evolution spoilers #Gold Star #penelope garcia

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worstloki · 1 month

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Mu Qing with a giant anti-horse sword while everyone else gets to use conventionally sized weapons like regular length swords and fans 🤝 Ling Wen as a civil official having the brocade immortal making her strong enough to rival martial ones

#sometimes people make Feng Xin’s bow huge probably for poetic reasons but let’s be real #mu qing is objectively funny #like he’s seriously using a 3m long weapon. how is he even carrying that around #he’s not 3m tall it’s taller than him if he sticks it to his back #this stuff is hilarious #mu qing objectively so funny #imagine being Xie Lian and Feng Xin and youRE just sweating like ‘haha don’t mind him everyone he wasn’t raised the same way... haha’#and it’s some guy using cavalry weapons on regular opponents #I don’t think mu qing is a recluse I think the other generals get along with him fine #and I think they have an agreement to not question the strange weapon because it’s not like he has any issue using it fine???#it’s just a wild decision #it’s allowed it’s just very strange #not illegal or forbidden or anything. no one else is doing it tho #iconic tbh #I don’t recall anyone else doing this sort of thing #Xie Lian has Ruoye but the ribbon isn’t strictly a weapon and isn’t alarming to have around generally #tgcf #do you think Feng Xin gets annoyed about the giant sword #like come on I know you could be using a normal saber stop showing off???#he and Ling Wen would get along well I think #good for them both tbh #both came from low standing and all #they deserve to slay.... just a little........#you could argue Ming Yi’s shovel isn’t conventional but I fear that’s a moot point

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saltydumplings · 1 year

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Y'all, I'm so sorry about all the inactivity. Writers block has been kicking my ass and ON TOP OF THAT I've been ILL for like THREE WHOLEASS WEEKS. WITH DIFFERENT ILLNESSES. GAAAAHHHHHHHHHH--(*INSERT ANGRY GOOSE NOISES*)!!

I'm better now though! The continuation of Snippet #17 is almost complete and I've started writing the continuation for Snippet #5!! In short, the turns are tabling and I will be making new posts soon!

Keep your eyes on that that dashboard y'all. It's gonna happen. I SWEAR!!

Love you <3

#seriously #three sicknesses in a row #should be illegal #I WILL FIGHT ANYTHING ELSE THAT COMES AT ME #WITH THE BURNING RAGE OF A TRUE GOOOOOSE

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hazellvsq · 9 months

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yeahhhh this is a copout and i would actually like to know the answer. what happens when they disagree on something. if hazel fucks up does frank have to make her run laps or some shit. if frank fucks up does hazel have to oust him. would this relationship not cause a massive conflict of interest.

#the real reason praetors often date each other is because they are BANNED from dating anyone else in the camp its ILLEGAL #seriously though i know camp jupiter worldbuilding is a clusterfuck and should not be thought about too hard #but its funny how rick wants the romans to be hardasses and pays lip service to their harsh punishments or conquests #but also he wants the roman pov characters to be lovable even though they run the place so we don't see them DO any of these things #like was reyna carrying out the capital punishments she references with her own hands? what gives?#we also never have to see any non-reyna characters grapple with tough choices under leadership bc the the series was so quest-focused #so questions like this will never get answered #anyway i'm not against the frazel chain of command conflict i am actually pro-anything that makes their relationship at all interesting #yknow conflict intrigue all that #also lmao at me saying copout like this isn't the blood of olympus #hazel levesque #frank zhang

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boag · 2 months

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By the time I get my bag out of my locker and go outside I only have 10 minutes left of my break😑 also there’s a bitch ass cop parked at my smoke spot

#I’m not doing anything illegal but like go somewhere else .

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oifaaa · 2 years

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no no the other anon is right about cop Jason especially due to war on drugs stuff

Jason was a drug lord, he understood that you can't stop the drug trade but you can control it and his mother was addicted to drugs so he knows that people who are addicted to drugs are victims, cops don't give a fuck they will arrest you and shoot you just for having an illegal drug on you police don't have sympathy for addicts they just want to arrest people

#Ask #Anon #Just bad take after bad take today #Also just a huge misunderstanding of why cops have a war on drugs #Vs why Jason doesn't like drugs #If anything I think Jason would hate the police more for their war on drugs #Bc it meant his mum couldn't get the help she needed #In fear that she would get arrested #It means that there wasn't safe places that Catherine could go to take drugs #To get drugs that wouldn't be mixed with anything else #That she had to spend more money bc when shits illegal its more expensive #Please think for 5 seconds please

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akkivee · 2 years

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