#anya’s anons

[anyasathenaeum]

MORE INEXPERIENCED CHOSO PLEASSEE 🙏🙏🙏🙏 you write him so well, I'd love to see more of the reader teaching things 🥴 showing him how to/catching him masturbating? Trying toys on him for the first time?? Literally anything omg you write him so good

AWWWW OMFG ANON THANK YOU SO MUCH ❤️🥰❤️🥰❤️

I was really nervous writing for Choso bc I'd never done anything for him before so this is SUCH a huge compliment!!! I really do love the idea of writing more inexperienced!Choso, I had a lot of fun writing him (whiny men >>>>>>>>)! I have a few other ideas (and I really love some of your suggestions here anon), so I might just have to write another thing for him... 👀

But a huge thank you to you anon for reading my stuff and for your kind words!

[chikkou]

Skrillex

[curly-my-beloved]

just remembered what month it is uhhhh no nut november hcs??? (do people still do no nut november??? i haven’t hear abt it since like 2017 lmao)

The Crew vs No Nut November

Curly

He has no idea what that is but he doesn't really mind since he doesn't really masturbate often... until he learns it also means he's not supposed to make love to you. That's when he's all pouty and genuinely heartbroken. He fails, he needs you too much. Points for trying, but his love for you wins.

Jimmy

Not amused. There's a fifty-fifty chance he's gonna call you an idiot for bringing this up in the first place. He'll just flick your forehead and not so subtly make it clear that if he'll want to fuck you, he will. He doesn't even bother.

Swansea

Doesn't know what that is. Doesn't care what that is. He's too old for that shit. No.

Daisuke

He's the only one who knows what that is. He participated in it before, when he was younger, but now that he had a partner, he becomes like a needy puppy the moment you suggest it. Please don't make him do this! He finally has someone to make love with! He'd probably get all (playfully) dramatic about how he'd die without your sweet touch.

Anya

There might be a bit of a technical obstacle in this one.

[thedemonofcat]

Don't get me wrong, I love the fics where Jaskier walks up to witchers and demands attention/protection.

But where are my fics where Geralt plops Jaskier in another witcher's camp with a list of care instructions and a promise to be back in a week?

I love this idea, and the detailed list of steps for taking care of Jaskier is impressive.

1. Make sure Jaskier gets at least three meals a day. Keep snacks handy, or he’ll end up chewing on random plants found along the way.

2. To ensure a better morning, Jaskier prefers sleeping in a tavern bed. If you're staying at one, make sure the bard gets to bed before midnight—watch out for encores.

3. When camping outdoors, give Jaskier the softer pillow for a more restful night.

4. Jaskier thrives on attention and conversation. Engage with him frequently, or he'll sulk. He loves telling stories, even if they're exaggerated—just play along.

5. Keep a close eye on him in crowds. He has a habit of causing trouble or flirting with the wrong people. If he starts a brawl, get him out of there quickly.

6. Don’t let him wander off alone—he has a knack for getting lost or into trouble. Always keep him within sight.

7. Jaskier might be immortal, but it’s best not to test that theory.

[greghatecrimes]

house is giving avid chappell roan listener

If House MD took place in 2024, the "fight the power" scene from House Divided would've gone like this instead:

"House, what are you doing?!"

"What does it look like I'm doing? It's a Femininomenon!"

[wulfhalls]

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[peanutseagle]

Hi! I really like your art and had a request idea if you wanted! I've always thought it'd be cute to see Yor dancing with Anya and Anya is standing on her feet like a child does with their parent :)

<3

[symphonypikachu]

ooo some Damianya angst? maybe like Anya hurt and a worried Damian ?

"I'll never be good enough for you, Sy-on boy."

[washmouthing]

What are your thoughts on the mouthwashing characters?

FIRST ANON ON MY BLOG LETS GOOO

Andkdedjeidheidheu there is so much I could say. Where to start.

Curly is sooooooo. He makes me insane. I need to put him under a microscope. There are so many posts on my blog where people have talked about him in far more eloquent terms and I don’t know how to succinctly explain him in a way that wouldn’t take 10 paragraphs. But yeah. I love him so much even though he kind of sucks,,, blorbo from my game.

I want to beat Jimmy with a bat. Swansea should’ve ended him. The way the game leaves you in the dark about everything at the very start and you slowly find out about him and how shitty he is. I wish I could say I hated him but he’s such a good character that I can’t help but acknowledge him for his place in the story. As a person though. Horrific.

Swansea reminds me a lot of my dad 😭😭😭 which is kind of nice. I think he’s a really good guy and his relationship with Daisuke makes me incredibly miserable. Big Swansea fan, I should draw him at one point.

I LOVE DAISUKE SO MUCH IM GLING TO CRY HE DIDNT DESERVE WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM. He’s the babygirl of all time and he means so so so well, but he’s in such a shitty situation, like. My poor boy. Alexa play “I Bet On Losing Dogs” by Mistski. I think he’s really cute and pretty and also a really miserable character once you peel back how happy he appears to be. He just wants to make his mom proud and find his way :((((((

Anya. Oh my God. She’s so so so gorgeous and she makes me so miserable. She’s trying her best but she never expected things to get that bad, and she’s trapped in a tin can with the man who raped her. What the fuck. The fact that I have to purposefully seek out information about herself because otherwise we don’t learn about anything her because Jimmy doesn’t give a fuck. We learn more about her in the tiny stargazing scene with Curly than any of her conversations with Jimmy. It’s so. I can feel that she’s SUCHHHHHH an interesting person, but we just don’t get to know a lot about her!!!! I love her so much and I want her to take anxiety medication and go on holiday to Switzerland or something.

The embryo monster thing freaks me out and fascinates me in equal measure. I hate it.

[anyasathenaeum]

I loved your drabbles of reader going feral protecting Vash and Wolfwood. I know externally Wolfwood is playing it cool while internally he's just frying like 'Lord give me willpower because if you give me strength I don't think I'll be able to contain myself.'

Hey thank you so much Anon! I appreciate you coming into my inbox to tell me this! Thank you for reading my stuff! ❤️❤️❤️

LOL he ABSOLUTELY IS, as I believe it was the wonderful @jelly-doughnut-drabbles who said (which was how I pictured it in my head) that you could literally deck a person in front of Wolfwood and he would just-

Man would be the definition of scared + attracted at the same time and he absolutely does NOT know how to process it, he short circuits and is like "I need to buy a ring rn".

[chikkou]

um hey... when people post something and it has redacted somewhere on it, did they write it or the site really replace the original word to redacted? Sry idk who to ask

LMAO THIS IS SUCH A CUTE QUESTION… I LOVE IT

to answer ur question, the person is definitely typing that themselves, no website is replacing censored text with [REDACTED]

[curly-my-beloved]

Anya aftercare headcanons chop chop slave

- Anya anon

siiiigh

Anya aftercare headcanons

Anya is stressed the fuck out. Take care of this woman, please.

She's probably tired afterwards, no matter who topped.

Do you have any idea how stressful being a nurse is? I don't. But I have a friend who does and I believe her it's stressful as fuck.

Cuddle the woman. Let her listen to your heartbeat. It's soothing to hear it straight from the source, rather than through a stethoscope. It makes it all the more intimate. Romantic. Special.

She likes to trace abstract shaped and patterns on your skin with her fingertips. She usually zones out while she does this, her mind is in a world of it's own, only grounding herself by feeling your skin against hers.

She likes when you bury your face in her hair, especially when she gets to bury hers in your shoulder. She liked being held close. It makes her feel safe.

Her preferred aftercare is honestly just a nap together. That's it. She likes naps, especially with people she loves.

Just hold her close. She's not big on grand gestures, she just wants to feel safe.

[thedemonofcat]

“It’s strange.”

“Hmmmm?”

“I’ve been on the road most of my life,” Jaskier says, “yet you’re the only witcher I’ve ever met. You would think I’d have stumbled upon at least one other.”

Geralt chews slowly, thinking of how strongly Jaskier smells of his territorial pheromones. How his kind were careful to treat one another’s mates with caution, lest they inadvertently cause conflict within their dwindling numbers.

He hadn’t thought about it before, but other witchers probably assume Jaskier is his mate and act accordingly.

Geralt shrugs. “It’s a big continent.”

It was bound to happen sooner or later: Geralt and Jaskier would eventually cross paths with one of Geralt's brothers. As it turned out, it was Eskel—which, Geralt thought, was probably the best possible outcome.

“Nice to meet you,” Jaskier said warmly, extending a hand to Eskel with a friendly smile. He didn’t notice the quick glance Eskel shot Geralt’s way, as if seeking permission to shake his hand. Geralt gave a subtle nod, signaling it was fine.

As Eskel took Jaskier’s hand, Geralt unconsciously moved a little closer, his presence protective.

“It’s good to finally meet Geralt’s mate,” Eskel said.

“Geralt’s what?” Jaskier asked, bewildered.

[sleepy-harper]

if i may request flip! anya from mouthwashing with cozy aesthetics, i just wanna wrap her up in a blanket and give her a little kiss on her cheek,, she deserves the world i tell you!!

thank you so much!! have a wonderful day! ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ - @ember-owlet

cozy flip anya moodboard 4 ember-owlet

this is so!!! she is so flip coded omg...

[wulfhalls]

outserved all others

[peanutseagle]

I've been missing Damianya a lot latelyTvT and I wanna see them in your art style! I love your art so so much!!💗 So can I ask for some blushy damianya fluff where damian's jealous over anya and Anya gives him a hug/kiss to him in the end?👉🏻👈🏻 whatever you're comfy with and the context is all upto you~ I really wanted to see this scenario in your art, pretty please?🥺 Thank you!!

Don't ask for context... neither I nor Damian have some.