#any character!

[sephirthoughts]

Weirdo/Villain/Wet Possum Character Ask Game

I made a character headcanon ask game of my own, because I like these a lot, but I wanted something for people whose blorbos are weirdos/ villains/ ridiculous edgelords/ wet possums/ enemy agents/ necromancers/ career criminals/ ancient demons/ yandere siblings/ sullen loners/ tentacle horrors/ /juvenile delinquents/ serial killers/ vampires/ cyborg war criminals/ people who like cilantro etc. 

Respond in the ask box with the number(s) and character you’d like headcanons for!

NOTE: Wherever I’ve used “you” in here, it’s the general sense, just referring to whoever they’re close to/into/shipped with/etc. 

NOTE 2: All questions are meant to be open-ended and the examples given are just prompts to get you thinking!

What ‘normal’ thing do they love, that no one would ever guess?

What seemingly innocuous thing do they absolutely hate?

If applicable, do they realize they’re one of the baddies? If so, how do they feel about it? Are they proud/indifferent/ashamed/amused/delusional/other?

Assuming they can consume human food/drink, what is their favorite?

What is their living space like? Austere and impersonal? Elegant? Ultra hip? Full of self expression or devoid of it? Super weirdly cheerful? Covered with pizza boxes and empty beer cans? A howling abyss which no mortal may enter unscathed?

What is their attachment style? I hate everyone but you? I eat everyone but you? I must possess your body and soul to the exclusion of all others? You’ll see me when I feel like it or need food (stray cat style)? I quietly watch you from the shadows? You’re one of my many toys? You’re the only thing that stops me from [certain behavior]? You’re the reason I [certain behavior]?

They got a cell phone (if they’re a tentacle horror or other nonhuman creature, just imagine it’s a magical communication device that they can use). How often do they make calls? Do they actually answer their phone? Do they text often? What kind of messages are they (lovey, silly, jealous, purely practical, cryptic)? Do they use emojis?

Do they enjoy the spotlight? Or would they rather go unnoticed? Or are they indifferent to such matters?

What super annoying little habits do they have?

Do they pet the dog?

Are they social? Popular? Relentlessly solitary?

How do they feel about family? Want one of their own? Hate the very idea? Would grudgingly accept one? Want a spouse and (number) children? Produce thousands of offspring and can’t be bothered to know their names?

Are they loyal to a specific person/organization/clan or family/ideology? Intentionally antagonistic to the idea of belonging to someone/something? Do they just not care about anyone/anything that much?

Do they have a nemesis/rival/someone who they absolutely despise? Who is that? Do they really despise them, or is it a love-hate thing? Do they have sexual tension with them?

Do they have some sentimental item that they care about deeply and would flip out if they lost? What is it?

[Person of interest] shows up at their door (or equivalent) late at night, covered in blood. What do they do? Do they let them in? Do they help? Do they take advantage of the situation?

How intelligent are they? Smarter than most people? Average? Kinda dumb? Possessed of the eternal and unknowable secrets of the universe, incomprehensible to mortal minds?

What diagnosable mental health issues/chronic conditions/disabilities do they have, if any? How does that affect them?

What’s their sexual orientation (in your headcanon)? Also, are they asexual? Hypersexual? Demi? Where do they fall on that spectrum?

How experienced are they with romantic/sexual stuff? Never touched another being in that way and it would never occur to them to do so? Awkward virgin? Monogamous but intense? Enthusiastic slut?

What’s their most toxic trait?

How do they feel about children? Indifferent? Annoying? Precious? Delicious? 

Do they have parents? Are they living? What is their relationship with them like?

They make [person of interest] dinner. What is it?

Do they remember anniversaries/traditional holidays/sentimental occasions? What is their favorite holiday, if they have one? How do they observe it?

Name five items that they always have with them (if any).

[divorce-enjoyer]

put those big brown eyes away dude now is NOT the time

[sleepygaymerdisease]

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[beastwhimsy]

"I should draw Māori Miku!" I said to myself. "Just a fun sketch, it shouldn't take me long" I said to myself. Six hours later I come to with this in front of me and a wrist begging for mercy but holy fuck worth it. I love this trend this was so much fun

PLEASE DON'T REPOST ON OTHER SITES!!! ASK ME FIRST!!!!!

DISCLAIMERS AND NOTES ETC.... I'm Pākehā, meaning I am not of Māori descent. I hold so much respect for Māori people, for their values and traditions, and for the fierce pride with which kapa haka is performed. I thought if I was going to design a Māori Miku, it makes sense to dress her in a kapa haka kākahu, as her whole thing is singing and dancing!!! The moko kauae is not based off any real person's. I referenced the temporary moko kauae a lot of kapa haka performers wear!! Was tricky finding out whether or not depicting her with a moko kauae was a good idea, so I went the safe route- showing an aspect of Māori culture without stepping over any boundaries!! Brown eyed Miku is everything to me shout out brown eyed Miku.... I referenced like seven different outfits to put hers together!! I really hope this looks accurate or at least passable. Thanks to adorkastock for the pose ref!!

[canisalbus]

Trying to figure out modern Ludovica.

[dragonpyre]

Ever look at a character and think “man, I wish the writers didn’t hate you”

[mzcain27]

I think game studios should just release their character creators online. For the times when I don’t wanna play the whole game, just the lil dress up part

[redysetdare]

Sometimes...characters being in a romantic relationship is worse.

[thebigcomed0wn]

im so serious if you cant imagine a single female character u like or you coincidentally only care about men or imagine that women are a different species of human that are impossible to draw or write about or relate to, You are the problem. its not because you’re gay it’s because you do not like women

[entnoot]

Olwen, the Unicorn 👑

[vasquez-rocks]

Ok to be clear, this whole time what Daniel Molloy thought happened was:

He hooked up with Louis in 1973

Then listened to him rant about his ex for 8 hours

After which Louis tried to kill him

He woke up in a second location and was like wow my craziest trip yet!

He didn't hear from Louis for 50 years

Until he gets an email like hey bb sorry about the murder attempt do u wanna come to Dubai? u can interview me again i probably won't kill you :)

And he's like yeah sure

And then he still spent the whole time bullying him

Self-preservation skills at a 0. That imaginary dick must have been something else

[upon-the-snow]

I can’t believe it took me this long to draw her!

[zemfruit]

still figuring them out

[piosplayhouse]

14 year olds shipping discourse is inbreeding with itself to make the discourse equivalent of a brachycephalic bulldog at this point. They're inventing new extremely vague moral purity categories at a rate nearly equivalent to the Mormon church

* For the record btw a paraphilia by definition is just any sexual desire classed as "unusual" by the dsm, which can include anything from apparently getting horny about imagining yourself as a vampire (?) to being attracted to fictional characters, to being attracted to trans people. It's not an issue unless it has the capacity to cause real harm to yourself or others, at which point it becomes a paraphilic disorder