#anti brooklyn 99

[superbluebirdgirl]

Hot take but I'd much rather have a show like Community which wears its offensive elements on its sleeve rather than something like Brooklyn 99 that constantly tries to make itself look inclusive while promoting the godamnn police as some kind of feel-good quirky family.

[daddiesdrarryy]

Regulus: Merlin, this looks amazing. It’s beautiful! How can I ever repay you for fixing our wedding, Sirius?

Sirius: Get pregnant

Regulus: What?

Sirius: Use your body to give the world more James!

James: Trust me I’m trying!

[beadelmare]

introducing my b99 dr <3 and once again i'm the main character (i have a complex) but we roll

detective beatriz vega , rookie , adrenaline junkie , avid gum chewer , competitive for literally no reason , impulsive , smug grins , classic rock , dramatic asf , biggest peraltiago shipper , caffeine addict , cannot sit properly , major foodie , corny one liners "seriously, just shut the fuck up and kiss already?"

moodboards:

aesthetic

dark red lip , pepsi max and espresso martinis , luxury cars , cherries for lunch break , black wristwatches , dior , stupid smiles , heeled boots , decorated gun grips for fun , led zeppelin , abba , the art of war , roses , sitcoms and early 2000s tv shows , eye rolls , cloudy days , dumb facts , stargazing , found family , hand hearts , acts tough but needs to bffr

bf + relationship can you guess who.

detective perseus jackson is anyone surprised : slow burn , skateboards , led zeppelin , will-they-won't-they , diet coke , blue cookies , infectious enthusiasm , stupid nicknames , late night calls , the smell of sea salt , stakeouts together , overthinker x winging it™ , 'wait that was flirting?' , moon and sun , oblivious idiots , trips to the beach , basketball , inside jokes , handshakes , good old fashioned lover boy , sharing earphones , bane of rosa's existence

[harringroveera]

Jim: Hey, Billy, I brought you the breakfast Mom made for you

Billy: Oh, it’s Dad!

Billy: I mean, Chief Hopper

Billy: I mean, Chief Dad

Billy: I mean. Officer Hopper, I mean, Officer Dad. Yep, that was it. Officer Dad, I found it

Jim: *tearing up*

[nartml]

Aha. I can further analyse why Hiccup and Toothless', and subsequently the humans and the dragons', separation bothers me so much.

It indirectly feeds into the "good together, just as good apart" narrative.

A narrative that I really don't like.

In no important relationship, platonic or romantic, should you be good together, just as good apart. (At least I don't think so, anyway.)

The people closest to you, the people you most love, should bring out the best in you, and vice versa.

You should bring out the best in each other, thus making you better together.

A mutually beneficial thing. How had Ruffnut and Tuffnut put it? A symbiotic relationship.

Look at Amy and Jake from B99. They are good individually. But together? Amy brings out Jake's maturity, Jake brings out Amy's desire to loosen up once in a while. Amy is calmer and less uptight around Jake, and Jake is more put together and serious around Amy.

Amy sees the value in fun and play, Jake sees the value in maturity and seriousness. But without fundamentally changing one another. Without expecting the other to suddenly become a different person.

A perfect example of good apart, better together.

And Hiccup and Toothless? Good apart, better together.

Same exact tune for humans and dragons.

I mean, come on, people, look at HTTYD and especially HTTYD 2. That's their whole point.

[poppitron360]

More PJO as B99 because reasons:

Annabeth:

Frank in the Stables Scene trying not to freak out:

Percy being perfect Percy:

Percy: “On the bright side, both Jason and I outrank you, Octavian. So we can both tell you to shut up.”

Jason:

🎵Oh golly, the road’s gettin’ bumpy ‘cuz I got me some friends who just can’t get along… 🎵

Clarisse:

*Solangelo is canon*

*Caleo is canon*

How Apollo “defeats” monsters

Pt.1

[sweaters-and-vertigo]

luke, opening the portal: ok so here’s what we’re gonna do—

percy:

[someonesrealityshifting]

I’ve started watching Brooklyn 99 and last night I dreamt that we all had to play soccer together but there was something about pizza and the produce section and the Captain Holt wouldn’t let me play in my top because my arms kept getting stuck so he gave me a soccer jersey for like Ronaldo or sum idk I don’t play soccer??? And Jake kept telling me how bad I sucked and Doyle was giving me pep talks and I just sat there half the time, dreamily staring at Rosa and it was a nice dream

[swirlingyouintomypoems]

I’m a Charles Boyle hater, incase anyone was wondering. I cannot STAND him‼️‼️‼️

[arorabbit]

i find it weird that the good place- a show which is very critical of the modern justice system- was made by the same guy who made oh yknow. brooklyn 99. the fucking cop sitcom

[x-azier]

El being happier when she broke up with Mike reminds me of Rosa and Adrian from Brooklyn 99. Seemed to fit so well, love at first sight, was happier when they broke up with their partner.

[kittykatkittykittykat]

INTRO POST - inspired by @stvrl0st

ABOUT ME.

HIII im sunny !! my blog is mainly a shifting one !! I'm underage, so DNI FREAKS. my pronouns are she/her & I'm bi !! ANYONE IS WELCOME TO MY PAGE ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT SHIFTING I WILL DO MY BEST TO ANSWER THEM !!

MY MAIN DRS.

fame dr

mako mermaids

cottage core dr

alice in wonderland

a series of unfortunate events

charlie n the chocolate factory

marauders era

hunger games

magic tree house (pls lmk if you shift here bc literally no one ik does)

pjo

ghost busters (specifically the one w my wife, mckenna grace)

peter pan

gossip girl

brooklyn 99

how i met your mother

modern family

OBX

the good place

umbrella academy

.DNI LIST.

racists, homophobes, transphobes, TRUMP SUPPORTERS, anti shifters, ect ect [you are gross and fugly and your presence disgusts me 😘]

THOSE shifters who shame other shifters for what their drs are & s/o is

shifters who spread misinformation

shifters who think that nobody else can have the same s/o

people who force their religion aka saying shifting can't be a thing bc of God & stuff

PPL WITH A MURDER DR WTF ARE YOU DOING HELLO?

DMS/MESSAGES ARE OPEN FOR ANYONE BTW !!

I found out about shifting in late/early 2020/2021 & I have not shifted yet !! haahahaha thats so fun! (imma kms soon) JK WHO SAID THAT

my favorite color is pink. all pinks. light pink. hot pink. i love pink. 😻🫶

[songstress-of-dreams]

Intro <3

DO NOT TAG MY POSTS AS SHIPS FROM ANY FANDOM. NONEEEE. I DONT LIKE IT. YOU WILL BE BLOCKED

Shelly

15 🩵

𝐹𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓎

She/it

Abrosexual

Selfshipper and oc x canon

please dont spam reblog.

I LOVE SPAM LIKING THO

Fandoms I don't want my posts tagged as: Marauders, Percy Jackson, Agents of shield

Nothing against these fandoms I just really do not care about them and don't want to be associated with them

Alters:

Shelly

Katrina

Kaden

Adaline

Olivia

Jinx (fictive)

Charlie Slimecicle (factive)

Sunny

Interests: Agatha all along, True crime, Psychology, FNAF, Wicked, Marauders, Writing, Analog horror, The supernatural, Insects, My oc's, Blood, Fire, Singing, Music, Women, pjsk, vocaloid, creepypasta

Dni: NSFW blogs, pedos, zoos, Anti therian, Anti furrie, Anti agere, people who support Ai art, people who hate neos, Anti fictkins, PROSHIPPERS, contradicting labels, syscourse, MORMONS

F/os (I am non-sharing)

Romantic:

Matangi - Moana 2

Rebecca welton - Ted lasso

Alice wu-gulliver- Agatha all along

Ena - Infinity nikki

Anya - Mouthwashing

Rosa diaz- Brooklyn 99

Celestia ludenberg- Danganronpa

Hela Odinsdottir - Mcu

Family:

Jeff the killer (brother) - creepy pasta

Juanaflippa (daughter) - Qsmp

My ocs:

Aliana

Wisteria

Parker

Saeyoung (Snow)

Magnolia

Abby

Jacklynn

Rosie

Birdie

Cassie

Katrina

Kaden

Bestie: @aesthetic-writer18

Platonic soulmate: @divineabyssflower

Mama: @elegyoftheempress

Dividers by @sister-lucifer

[harringroveera]

Will: We saw Billy Hargrove at your house yesterday. Did he fight you again?

Steve: No, Billy wasn’t at my house looking for a fight

Mike: How do you know?

Steve: Because he was with me that night

Lucas: Doing what? Oh, doing you!

Lucas: Oh, god, I’m so sorry. I mean, way to go! I’m sex positive. I don’t know what to say

Steve: Billy and I are in a relationship. Dustin doesn’t know, so don’t tell him! Okay?

*later*

Will: Maybe you shouldn’t confront Billy, Dustin

Dustin: Of course I have to! He’s trying to look for a fight with Steve again

Mike: No, he’s not. And you can’t talk to him

Dustin: But my mom said she saw Billy going into Steve’s house last night

Lucas: Well, actually no

Dustin: Enough, guys! Steve is like a brother to me, so I can’t just stand here and watch Hargrove beat Steve up again!

Mike: No, he didn’t, Dustin! He’s Steve’s lover, okay? He’s your brother’s lover! He’s lovering your brother!

[jupiterrr33]

AAAAAAAA INTRODUCTION

My name is Jupiter!! If ur a close friend you can call me Juju

Please do nog send me donation asks!! I cannot donate to them!

He/They/It/Bub/Kitty

TW: Mentions of S/H, I reblog/ post suggestive stuff sometimes.

I AM A MINOR. 6teen!!

FANDOMS!

-South Park

-Brooklyn 99

-The Office

-SDV

-BG3

-Fnaf

-Doctor Who

-Good Omens

-MLP

-Ace Attorney

-Yuri On Ice

-Mouthwashing

-SAW

-Smiling Friends

-SpongeBob

-Sims 4

-DDLC

-Rupals Drag Race

-Our Life Beginning And Always

-Epic the musical

-Heathers

-Hamilton

-Ride the Cyclone

-SIX

MY DNI LIST

-Homophobes

-Transphobes

-Racists

-Neopronouns/Xenogender haters

-Pro israel

-Trump Supporters

-Transmeds

-Radqueer (i am a trans black man with trauma i dont need that in my life)

-Shipping discourse in general i really don't care about your 'pros' or your 'antis' go outside and feel the rays on your skin!!

-Sexualizing age regression

-honestly if ur someone who is going out of their way to say 'xyz group of people sucks' or 'lol just dunked on xyz'

I BLOCK FREELY. if i dont like u ill just block you

Taken anons: 👑,🐛

Anyway heres a bunch of this user thingies

[wonsters]

figured I'd been lurking around here long enough, so here's my intro post :3

꒰ఎ 🎱 ໒꒱ ㆍ SiLLY iNTRO ^ 3 ^

hi, I'm amyuktha, 5teen, desi. feel free to use any prns. . . ૮₍ ˃ ⤙ ˂ ₎ა I got into shifting somewhere around last year. I gave up on it & got super demotivated by anti-shifters (LMAO) and now I slipped back into shifting early pctober '24 . I've never CONSCIOUSLY shifted before but I've manifested a bunch of things and I think that counts? I will be making a master list post (soon!) which will have every shifting post/article / whatever I find useful. I'll elaborate on it later! :3 I am a firm believer in the consciousness theory & heavily interested in quantum physics! I am hyper-fixated on most of my DRs and I require tone tags sometimes :p basic dni (ANTI SHIFTERS DNI FUCK U) i shitpost and reblog a lootttt i also use caps and scream a lot on text 😋

꒰ఎ 🎱 ໒꒱ ㆍ SiLLY DRS :P

── iT . . . (yeah. creepy clown book. mainly focusing on this one!) ── ARCANE . . . ── WAiTiNG ROOM . . . ── JURASSiC WORLD: CAMP CRETACEOUS . . . ── SPiDERVERSE . . . ── GiLMORE GiRLS . . . ── HOGWARTS . . . ── BROOKLYN 99 . . . ── FAME DR. . . (x2) ── DEAD POETS SOCIETY . . .

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