#answered:6personmeme

[dumturtle]

Adelaide, Margaery, Deziree, Dizzy, Ava, Abby

SEND 6 CHARACTERS/PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: @dizzy-t! Her name means she’d leave me feeling all topsy-turvy and upside-down afterwards, and that sounds like a sign of a good time if you ask me. 

sacrifice myself for: @abigailtremaine. Turkey’s my other half since we’re two sides of the same face, so I thought @gastonthejr‘s other half would be his face-match too… but it’s actually her, and other halves need to be protected.

kick: PROTECT ME TOES! TOES GOES!

take to prom: @dizzy-t again! I always feel dizzy after I sprinkler hard at dances, it’s another sign that she’s the girl for me to go with.

abandon in jurassic park: @margaerycharming. Hmm… I think she’d like a brontasaurus carriage. They’re like her horses, only stacked on top of each other.

push off a bridge: The other three. 

[kalasinambrosius]

Dante, Cece, Emmett, Adelaide, Stardust, Yzla

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with:  @emmettvardaros. I know that he got cancelled or whatever but I still think he’s cute. 

sacrifice myself for: @yzlachanca. Astronomy club needs her!

kick: @cecefacilier? That seems like the kind of thing she’d do to show affection, so... maybe she won’t take it so badly. 

take to prom: @wingedstargirl would probably be a blast.

abandon in jurassic park: @danteseaprince. I haven’t seen him around in a while; are we sure he’s not already at Jurassic Park?

push off a bridge: @adelaide-charming. I know much nicer future lawyers than her. 

[leilaniwaialiki]

Scarlett, Evie, Casper, Roxie, Emmett, Tori

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: @emmettvardaros has too much baggage, @tangoderoxie is too young, @happyevieafter just feels too maternal for me to be sexually attracted to her, @toritriton is too wild and restless, and @scarlettcorazon is my platonic soulmate so... @casperlocke???

sacrifice myself for: @scarlettcorazon, forever and always.

kick: @tangoderoxie.

take to prom: @happyevieafter.

abandon in jurassic park: @toritriton.

push off a bridge: @emmettvardaros.

[graciesgotwood]

Roxanne, Clara, Lydia, Hunter, Rose, Dom.

GIVE ME 6 CHARACTERS AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

One of these things is not like the other one...

Push off a cliff: @chaserdom, but in a sky-diving, let’s have an adventure kind of way. 

Kiss: @seekinglydia. The whole school would be swooning. 

Marry: Hunter.

Set on Fire: @fieryxrose, but also in a fun sort of way. It would tickle just like it did for those witches at the Salem witch trials.

Wrap a Blanket around: @mccclaralouise. She could definitely use it these days.

Be Roommates with: @tango-de-roxanne, obviously.

[becclawtheraven]

Hugo, Rose, Roxy, Fred, Dom, Louis

Give me 6 characters and I’ll tell you who i would:

Push off a cliff: @tango-de-roxanne seems like she’d have fun free-falling and then saving herself at the last second.

Kiss: @lcuisweasley I suppose? 

Marry: @roaringrosie, I bet she’d let me have my own library.

Set on Fire: @fredweasleywheeze? It could help him with making his next Weasley’s Wizard Wheeze or something!

Wrap a Blanket around: @hueyweasley, he just seems so lost sometimes and like he needs my guidance. 

Be Roommates with: @chaserdom! I’d never have to worry about food, there would be a lifetime supply of pizza.

Did you just make me choose between as many Potter/Weasleys as you could fit in one question?

[dumturtle]

Scarlett, Lyra, Ally, Waldo, Turkey, Leilani

SEND 6 CHARACTERS/PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: @leilaningata or @scarlettcorazon. They’re probably the only ones who haven’t had the honor of seeing me naked yet, I used to roll around with no clothes on a lot as a little kid. I thought there was no better way to reach nirvana than to turn into a human bowling ball.

sacrifice myself for: @allykingsleigh. She has the biggest wisdom umbrella, she needs to stay alive and protect the most people from hater-rain. 

kick: PROTECT THE TOES PLEASE.

take to prom: @lyra-k. I think if I spun her around the right way that she’d change the music into lyre-music, and that would be amazing. 

abandon in jurassic park: @whereswaldohatter, I think that the dilaphosauruses fictional neck-flaps are a lot like his snapbacks, worn as both weapon and shield.

push off a bridge: @deeturkey. We’re so good at jumping from heights.

[dumturtle]

Lily, Noa, Jane Darling, Kalasin, Harriet Hook, Kalika

SEND 6 CHARACTERS/PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: @lilyofthegoth. Will I be able to grow lilies out of my hair or my fingertips after we’re done?

sacrifice myself for: Jane Darling. People like darlings, that’s why they’re darlings.

kick: Harriet Hook. Hand to foot combat, bring on your hook-hands!

take to prom: @kalasinambrosius and @rosebudalexiou. I like their Kally/Kali vibes.

abandon in jurassic park: @noa-atua. I picture him inside of hot air-balloon, tied to a T-rex’s tail.

push off a bridge: I can’t, I won’t, don’t make me.

[dumturtle]

Bentley, Jordan, Mary Kate, Cassie, Marco, Penny

SEND 6 CHARACTERS/PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: @pennylanewilde. Pennies are good luck, who doesn’t want that kind of bedroom karma? Or any room karma, I’m not picky!

sacrifice myself for: @marcoadale. I’m so sure he’s the world’s reigning Marco Polo champion, we can’t let him die before his tenure’s ended.

kick: @ticktockbents is someone I’d play on a kickball with. If he promised to pinch-kick for me and let me do the rest.

take to prom: @marykatehood. I had to really think about what her name might mean, but MKH could be like, code for ��my kinda hoe.’

abandon in jurassic park: @jordanjinn, but with @cassieadale there to translate so she could give us all the dino-gossip.

push off a bridge: No one.

[dumturtle]

Melody, Olivia, Evangeline, Dolly, Venus, Lonnie

SEND 6 CHARACTERS/PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: @venusfitzherbert or @melodybythesea. If names mean as much as I think they do, then it’d be out of this world or a musical masterpiece, and who wouldn’t want to have that kind of sexy love? 

sacrifice myself for: @eveningstardubois. The trees told me she’s worth saving. Or maybe that was just Turkey throwing his voice.

kick: I don’t want to risk a toe injury before diving season, then I can’t curl it around the end of the board and I won’t be able to launch myself off right and I won’t perform perfectly and it’ll be a whole mess.

take to prom: I think this might have narrowed down my Venus vs. Melody problem! The prom needs sweet melodies to get by.

abandon in jurassic park: I think @dahlialabouff‘s chariot would be pulled by the fun little headbuttosaurs.

push off a bridge: The other two!

[dumturtle]

Avery, Hazel, Toto, Anja, Stardust, Graham

SEND 6 CHARACTERS/PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: @wingedstargirl. I had a dream about us once. Not about the love-making part, we were just flying, but I liked it so much that I’d probably like anything I did with you. 

sacrifice myself for: @wingedstargirl again. I heard a rumor that when you die you become what you’re named after. An Avery is a school supply and a Toto is a dog who gets lost in another dimension; a Graham is an incomplete cracker and a Hazel is a partially grown nut. And an Anja? I couldn’t tell you what an Anja is, so I’m not sure what all of their lives mean or if they’re important enough to let blossom for a long time before they pass onto the afterlife. So Stardust it is, and once I’m a baby Turtle and she’s had more time to thrive and prepare for her destiny, stardust she will be. 

kick: @grahamhunters. If he’s hunting me I’ve got to do what I’ve got to do.

take to prom: @totohamada. Someone has to take her to prom, or else who will provide the music?

abandon in jurassic park: @hazelxlemon. I can imagine her being pulled by a raptor-drawn chariot now.

push off a bridge: The other two. 

[dumturtle]

Ruby, Aria, Hazel, Harper, Frankie, Candi

SEND 6 CHARACTERS/PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: @svgarrush! Do you actually taste like candy or does that i make all the difference? 

sacrifice myself for: @frankiefearless! She’s fearless, after all; I wouldn’t want to leave whoever I saved behind traumatized by the sight of my dead body!

kick: PROTECT MY TOES! THEY NEED TO CURL AROUND THE DIVING BOARD NO MATTER WHAT!

take to prom: @hazelxlemon and @ruefitz. A ruby and a lemon, who’s going to have better accessories? No one! 

abandon in jurassic park: @hypewithharper. She wouldn’t have a chariot to pull, though; she’d be using her hype to throw a dinosaur dance party instead. 

push off a bridge: @aryapendragon. I bet if anyone could do a swan dive with a sword, it would be her, and I’d like to see that. 

[dumturtle]

Dahlia, Blake, Will, Parker, Stardust, Venus

SEND 6 CHARACTERS/PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: @venusfitzherbert. Out of this world, right? I could orbit her planet for a while. 

sacrifice myself for: @jungleboyblake and @willofnottingham. They need to live long enough to find out if there’s a dimension that only married people can access. 

kick: @dahlialabouff, to make sure that she’s alive. Her name always reminds me of Black Dahlia and murder most foul.

take to prom: @wingedstargirl.

abandon in jurassic park: @parkerspan. I think his dinosaur chariot would actually be a mixed team, like a Pokemon squad that’s well-rounded enough to actually beat the Elite 4. 

push off a bridge: No one. 

[dumturtle]

Leo, Quincy, Sydney, Shaun, Evie, Rosalie

SEND 6 CHARACTERS/PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: I don’t know what any of their names say about our sex, but maybe @happyevieafter might be exciting! Maybe we’d make the evening come early, or it would give us the power to change day right back into night.

sacrifice myself for: @rosalienothale. She has to promise to teach the young ones that she’s shepherding about Wonderland, though.

kick: @shavnphillips. With a pizza box. That I’m using as a frisbee. The corner of the pizza box is its foot, right? If I aim correctly this works.

take to prom: @leolicnheart. If he is what his name says he is, then prom could become a zoo, and that would make the dancing way more interesting!

abandon in jurassic park: @sydneyandersen and @quincydavis, shepherded through the park by a squad full of stegosauruses. 

push off a bridge: No one.

[dumturtle]

Waldo, Turkey, Scarlett, Lyra, Ally, Kalika

SEND 6 CHARACTERS/PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: @rosebudalexiou is the only one that’s not a member of my Wonderfam, so even though I don’t know what a Kalika holds in store for our sex life, it seems right to take my chances!

sacrifice myself for: I’d lay down my body and be flamingo-beaten to death for any of them, but especially @whereswaldohatter. He’s the prophet that was promised, and if I die Turkey won’t be complete without me. It’s only right to take him with me to the other side of the mirror-world.

kick: @scarlettcorazon. But it wouldn’t be toe to body contact, I’d kick a tennis ball at her. That takes much more skill than kicking one of her soccer balls.

take to prom: @lyra-k. I imagine that her dress would look like a flower growing in the middle of the dance floor.

abandon in jurassic park: @allykingsleigh. She’d sail in dragged by plesiosaurs. 

push off a bridge: @deeturkey. It’s like our diving boards but higher. 

[dumturtle]

Audrey, Winter, Summer, Aileen, Rory, Brooke

SEND 6 CHARACTERS/PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: @sumskellington. Warm sounds better than cold in this situation. 

sacrifice myself for: @asuxsor. Brooke and Rory are the shit-stirring demons we need to bring us all closer together.

kick: I’d rather beak them. Can’t I use my nose instead of my toes? 

take to prom: Audrey. Roses are a prom classic, right? I’d be accessorized without ever going to the flower store. 

abandon in jurassic park: @winterpumpkin. I wonder if there are dinosaur wights like there are dragon wights in Game of Thrones. The Ice Queen could find out for us all! They’d flock to her. 

push off a bridge: @ailsbroch. None of the other options felt right.

[dumturtle]

Liam, Graham, Melody, Evangeline, Freddie, Mal

SEND 6 CHARACTERS/PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: @grahamhunters! Are we doing it for the ‘gram? Are we doing it on a bed of graham crackers? I’d be okay with finding out.

sacrifice myself for: @melodybythesea and @liamdubcis. One is music personified, and one will help bring more music to the world.

kick: I only kick on special occasions.

take to prom: @faciliersfreddie and @eveningstardubois. A singer and a star, we’d really only need three people to have a great night. 

abandon in jurassic park: Were there any purple dinosaurs for @malfaeryx to be escorted around be?

push off a bridge: No thank you.