#ans funny

[ans-incorrect-quotes]

Hisame: I went through an entire character arc during quarantine.

Hisame: I became more evil, if you’re curious.

Kiki: We’re still in quarantine, don’t worry. There’s time for a redemption arc still.

Hisame: I’m going to get worse on purpose.

[littlelightfish]

-gasp-

No.

Fucking

Way.

[sk3tch404]

Normalize drawing what u enjoy

This is canonically how he got into photography /j

Am I blanchin girl we blanchin, I live up Inna mansion 💃💞🗣

[d4rk-x-w0lf-17]

thinking about how shiro technically raised rin and yukio as christians is so funny when you consider who their birth father is

[peachybeesplease]

last night I tuned in to a radio show where the person was singing a little song about hot chocolate water, took one taste of it (it was bad), said "dear god I hope nobody is listening to this" then launched right back into reading their smut chapter book on air. god bless community radio

[scoringeffects]

connor mcdavid experiencing joy as a ping pong ball

[rinkaaaaaas]

Silly kids in silly shirts!

+one bad dog

[gothamite-rambler]

Joker: You'll never be him. You don't even look like him.

Joker cackled as he pressed a button that made mirrors surround Damian. This made the youngest Robin felt his heart race, but remained calmed.

Joker: How does it feel that his adopted kid look more like him than you?

Damian (whispering, singing): So do I look like him? Do I look like him? Like him, like him, like him, like him?

Then he remembered what Bruce had told him when they were getting to know each other.

Bruce: You don't have to look exactly like me to be my son. You are my son, I will... Love you all the same.

Talia even had kind words to say when she returned to her right state of mind.

Talia: He would've wanted to be there for you... I fucked up and I take ownership of that, of my choices and decisions and I'm sorry for that. You have both our DNA and I am sorry for making you think you'd never be good enough to live up to his legacy. It's my fault and I hope you can forgive me.

Damian opened his eyes and smirked and swiftly kicked one of the mirrors away then rushed toward the Joker.

Damian: I don't look like him and that's okay. We both can still beat the snot out of you. You Spirit Halloween knock off version of 'It'. Now let's go.

Joker's usually tight smile weakened as Damian in his Robin suit was ready to fight as he took a fighting stance. He would never truly possess the same physical qualities of his father, but in that moment they were one in the same as he fought his father's common villain.

[hollyleaf]

note book thing that i made 🦭

[thatcoyperson]

Tumblr can have this

[ans-incorrect-quotes]

Haruto: "Ara, my cute little king is FINALLY getting married!" 

Izana: "M-mother..." 

Zen & Haki in the background: *trying to stifle their giggles and failing*

[triglycercule]

so the dust smokes headcanon is really popular!!! i have an addition to it :33 cigarette smoke CLINGS to your body for a loooong loooong time,,,,, i don't know if monster dust has a smell but if it does maybe the cigarette smoke from his cigarettes could be used to cover up that smell so he doesn't have to deal with the scent of death all the time and yk,,,, feel the guilt :33

[petorahs]

Thoughts on Aventurine atticwifing Sunday👀

this is crayzudhfidjfd big question im not sure if i should be answering on my public blog... HOWEVER for the press im inclined to say anyone can do anything within the limits of fiction YET im a very safe sane consensual liker (boring yeah)

but oh with these two... with Aventurine... 🤤 i actually think Sunday would enjoy that 😭 Mr Sunday "I would trap everyone in a sweet dream paradise forever where they are happy but stagnant but provided and cared for it's perfect" Yang... and Mr Aventurine "everyone who I've ever loved has slipped through my grasp so I've developed a massive possessive streak even I'm not aware of but if given the chance I would hug someone and beg them to never leave me" of Stratagems.

I think 😳 it could work out... they could somehow make this the first ever therapeutic, talk-it-through, healthy atticwife scenario 😳??

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Yall would not believe where i went today

[light-wrath-paradise]

Starting a collection

(the WITCH edit is by XeniyaMZ on DeviantArt)

[yu-ziyuan]

tgcf au where everything is the same but its just really really intense kpop stan twitter drama and all the shapeshifting/clones is just peoples sockpuppet accounts and xie lians various banishments are him getting cancelled & the wu ming/calamity xl incident was him very nearly taking down like a dozen other people with him but his bestie wu ming (who is a sock puppet belonging to a kid who knows him irl thats too young to technically have twt) talks him out of it but then gets exposed as sockpuppet and deactivates so xie lian leavs the internet entirely for like 8 years and we pick up w xie lian returning to stantwt determined to not get involved in controversy this time