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ans-incorrect-quotes · 9 months ago
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Hisame: I went through an entire character arc during quarantine.
Hisame: I became more evil, if you’re curious.
Kiki: We’re still in quarantine, don’t worry. There’s time for a redemption arc still.
Hisame: I’m going to get worse on purpose.
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littlelightfish · 9 months ago
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-gasp-
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No.
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Fucking
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Way.
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ineffablelvrs · 2 years ago
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when talking about the crows ... never forget the original bird found family of criminals
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sk3tch404 · 5 months ago
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Normalize drawing what u enjoy
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This is canonically how he got into photography /j
Am I blanchin girl we blanchin, I live up Inna mansion 💃💞🗣
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d4rk-x-w0lf-17 · 8 months ago
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thinking about how shiro technically raised rin and yukio as christians is so funny when you consider who their birth father is
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scoringeffects · 10 months ago
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connor mcdavid experiencing joy as a ping pong ball
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coyotecares · 6 months ago
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villain mic shenanigans for my warmup today
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rinkaaaaaas · 2 months ago
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Silly kids in silly shirts!
+one bad dog
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gothamite-rambler · 17 days ago
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Joker: You'll never be him. You don't even look like him.
Joker cackled as he pressed a button that made mirrors surround Damian. This made the youngest Robin felt his heart race, but remained calmed.
Joker: How does it feel that his adopted kid look more like him than you?
Damian (whispering, singing): So do I look like him? Do I look like him? Like him, like him, like him, like him?
Then he remembered what Bruce had told him when they were getting to know each other.
Bruce: You don't have to look exactly like me to be my son. You are my son, I will... Love you all the same.
Talia even had kind words to say when she returned to her right state of mind.
Talia: He would've wanted to be there for you... I fucked up and I take ownership of that, of my choices and decisions and I'm sorry for that. You have both our DNA and I am sorry for making you think you'd never be good enough to live up to his legacy. It's my fault and I hope you can forgive me.
Damian opened his eyes and smirked and swiftly kicked one of the mirrors away then rushed toward the Joker.
Damian: I don't look like him and that's okay. We both can still beat the snot out of you. You Spirit Halloween knock off version of 'It'. Now let's go.
Joker's usually tight smile weakened as Damian in his Robin suit was ready to fight as he took a fighting stance. He would never truly possess the same physical qualities of his father, but in that moment they were one in the same as he fought his father's common villain.
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hollyleaf · 7 months ago
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note book thing that i made 🦭
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xdontsaveherx · 9 months ago
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going to a beach later 😭😭
anyone know how to lose 30 lbs in 8 hours? :,)
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ans-incorrect-quotes · 1 year ago
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Haruto: "Ara, my cute little king is FINALLY getting married!" 
Izana: "M-mother..." 
Zen & Haki in the background: *trying to stifle their giggles and failing*
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triglycercule · 2 months ago
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so the dust smokes headcanon is really popular!!! i have an addition to it :33 cigarette smoke CLINGS to your body for a loooong loooong time,,,,, i don't know if monster dust has a smell but if it does maybe the cigarette smoke from his cigarettes could be used to cover up that smell so he doesn't have to deal with the scent of death all the time and yk,,,, feel the guilt :33
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dizaryswrites · 1 year ago
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Reading UTRH and in awe of how calculated and planned out all of Jason's little schemes are. Last minute shipment no one knows about? Red Hood does and he's blowing you up. Secret little meeting? Red Hood is crashing the party after leisurely eavesdropping. Oh wait he's cornered and fleeing? Nope, that's a microgun and wearable box of ammo he hid outside the door, you're still the sucker here.
Jason was putting in WORK
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petorahs · 1 month ago
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Thoughts on Aventurine atticwifing Sunday👀
this is crayzudhfidjfd big question im not sure if i should be answering on my public blog... HOWEVER for the press im inclined to say anyone can do anything within the limits of fiction YET im a very safe sane consensual liker (boring yeah)
but oh with these two... with Aventurine... 🤤 i actually think Sunday would enjoy that 😭 Mr Sunday "I would trap everyone in a sweet dream paradise forever where they are happy but stagnant but provided and cared for it's perfect" Yang... and Mr Aventurine "everyone who I've ever loved has slipped through my grasp so I've developed a massive possessive streak even I'm not aware of but if given the chance I would hug someone and beg them to never leave me" of Stratagems.
I think 😳 it could work out... they could somehow make this the first ever therapeutic, talk-it-through, healthy atticwife scenario 😳??
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thatcoyperson · 3 months ago
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Tumblr can have this
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