#it will never not be funny to me

[astraeajackson]

*before the blood of olympus*

percy: gee, i don't know if you, me, and annabeth working together is such a good idea. i mean, won't it be awkward for you since you have a crush on her?

a very gay nico: believe me, annabeth's not the problem here-

[d4rk-x-w0lf-17]

thinking about how shiro technically raised rin and yukio as christians is so funny when you consider who their birth father is

[calciumcryptid]

A running gag I like in We Are fanfiction is the characters knowing a little too much about each other's sex lives. With the way they barge into each other's places, I think it is reasonable.

[aliteralchicken]

dc: you know cluemaster right?

Fans: oh yeah the villain that leaves clues at his crimes, kind of like riddler?

dc: yeah that one, well this is his daughter, she’s a vigilante, we’re calling her spoiler because she’s spoiling his plans

fans: oh so she solves his clues and tells people the answers? Spoils them?

dc:

dc: you’d think so wouldn’t you?

[afterartist]

Stronger than you 🤝 Last Friday Night: being less popular than another Fandom’s cover of the song

[rexbalistidae]

I quickly became homophobic…

[pinata-candy]

It will never not be funny to me that Mario RPG is all about bringing wishes back and Bowser of course helps out and sees how devastating things are without wishes in their world

And then 3 years later in Paper mario just decides, well maybe it's not bad if I do it. If I take the wishes. Maybe then it's ok.

He really just went

[wavyskies]

i thinm someone said his like cyborg thing was programmed so where he said actual curse words it just like filtered to family friendly 😭.

Holy...*sob* forkeroni...

[7roaches]

fav adventure time gag is in the apple wedding ep where cinnamon bun comes back from the forest nd pb is like what the butts cb i told you to bring those snacks around for us an hour ago & cbs like ohh around FOR us. i thought you said walk to the zoo and back

[advent-march]

Love how Chuuya follows the Gojo rule of "get rid of him first and then maybe we stand a chance"

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Are you a fan of kingdom hearts series? If you are, What's your favorite thing from the franchise?

The fact that Goofy and Donald help you fight Jrpg villains

[thatguywiththetumb1er]

Dr Ivo “Eggman” Robotnik after being confronted by Twitter: Shadow is not my cousin because my grandfather contributed to his creation. That’s not how genetics work.

Dr Ivo “Eggman” Robotnik after being confronted by one of his creations believing that on some level he cared about her as a father: You are not my daughter. I don’t think you understand how my relationship to my invention works.

Dr Ivo “Eggman” Robotnik after going on the world’s worst island vacation with an AI: Everyone guess what! I have a daughter now! We’re not actually related she’s just an AI I made but still I’m her father!

[thousandseal]

i gonna write a headcanon on this later but tsuna taking on the appearance of her kid self to get out of things she doesn't want to deal with has so much potential

[afrozenbee]

This is my cat

His name is Catexader Hamilton

and there’s a million meows he hasn’t meowed

but just you wait

[mxcomedy]

Whoever invented the phrase “thundercunting” (as in to throw something very hard) I think deserves the highest of honors and maybe a little kiss on the cheek

[leafiatheneko]

ain’t no way Nintendo done made all the Zelda fans simp over an off brand shrek and I’m one of them. that’s crazy fr like-

OFF-BRAND SHREK. BYE-

But nah fr man. It's crazy LMAO

They KNEW what they were doing