#anons wanting to be collared...

[the-kingshound]

Oh my lord 💀💀 can all these people calm down for a sec??? Like I'm sending y'all to horny jail rn 🗣️ Author you need to do something about this🏃🏃 they are out of control 💀

Do you think things were bad before? You have no idea of what I woke up to...

[hinamie]

u should think of tiny megu. To keep the stress at bay. You should draw him actually. Ooooo you wanna draw tiny megu getting the love he deserves so bad /j

he's with his 2 best friends

[blue-rose-soul]

Have you heard of swap hazbin hotel? If you do, then here is an idea for an au of Devil's bastard. This is roleswap, the personality would stay the same or similar.

What if it was alastor that open the hotel. The hotel's design would resemble his and his mother's old home. He did it as an experiment or because he was bored, knowing that no one would support redemption, no one except Charlie. She fully support the hotel idea and Alastor is now along the ride. Then when Charlie's father came, Alastor may not do much antagonize because he was the one that started the hotel and he may need support, so unfortunately he may have to grit his teeth while Lucifer does his "hell greatest dad". Don't worry, he will hold a grudge. When the reveal of Alastor's father happen, Lucifer will feel like putting a foot in his mouth due to his comment on Alastor and during his song.

What would the relationship be between Alastor and the hotel residents when the reveal happen?

Got a few asks about this, so I figured I'd combine 'em. I'll prolly won't address each and every point in these asks since I'm answering several at once.

Okay, so, to be honest, my opinion on roleswap AUs is kind of mixed. I think they can be a lot of fun, but I don't really like them when it's just swapping the character's aesthetics and narrative roles for no apparent reason. For a roleswap to be interesting to me, it has to highlight some underexplored aspect of a character, or some similarity between the swapped characters that isn't normally apparent. And I prefer there to be some in-universe reason why the roles are swapped, rather than it being just random.

One example I particularly like is a swap between Angel Dust and Vaggie, where Valentino was the one who came across Vaggie half-dead in the alley. In this universe where Angel Dust never signed a contract with Valentino but Vaggie did, Angel Dust stayed in his family's web of crime until he eventually joined the hotel. Even though each character ended up in one another's role, they still acted like themselves. Angel Dust was still Angel Dust, just with his mob connections more apparent and with the freedom to do things he couldn't while on Valentino's leash. And Vaggie was still very much the tough-as-nails former exorcist who, like the original Angel Dust, is the type to try to shoulder her burdens alone and reject outside help out of a sense of self-loathing.

I'm not as fond of most swaps between Charlie and Alastor because they usually end up feeling like wholly different characters to me. But in the comic I reblogged, what really sold it for me was Charlie's line about Alastor being an addict. I think it's fascinating if you view Alastor's need to kill as being similar to Husk's predisposition towards gambling, or Angel Dust's addiction to drugs and sex. For a character who routinely goes out of his way to be something Other Than Human, this is weirdly humanizing. Additionally, swapped Alastor's expression when Charlie calls him an addict suggests that she's right, and that the violent murderer we know in canon isn't entirely gone from this character. And if that's the case, then it's fair to assume the reverse is also true and the sweet, idealistic Charlie is somewhere under swapped Charlie's manic smile. This makes me want to follow their story, see what brought them to this point and where they'll go from here.

My biggest roadblock in setting up a swap AU of the Devil's Bastard AU - besides getting a bit frantic with sub-AUs already - is figuring out under what circumstances Alastor would open the Hazbin Hotel and Charlie would not. I would probably start with circumstances similar to the Raised Together AU, in which Lucifer found out about Nicaise getting pregnant with his son right away. But when Nicaise was murdered, instead of getting Alastor first, Lucifer went straight to Nicaise's killer to confront him. Unfortunately for the man's health, he was a drunkard and after what he did to Nicaise he heavily indulged. So when Lucifer appeared in front of him in all of his hellish, angelic glory, the man broke down in nearly incomprehensible babbling, and as he was begging for forgiveness for what he did to the woman and the boy, he inadvertently confessed to killing Alastor as well. All while Alastor was sleeping in the shed.

Lucifer slaughtered the man right then and there. What was left of his corpse didn't even look human by the time Lucifer was done with him. Then, heartbroken, Lucifer returned to Hell for good. In the aftermath he became even more fiercely protective of Charlie, not even letting her leave their family home without him or Lilith present. And this added yet more friction to his and Lilith's strained relationship. Sadly, Charlie's dreams hit their first major roadblock before she'd even gotten them off the ground.

But obviously Alastor wasn't dead. He didn't have an easy time of things after his kidnapper's death, since he wasn't able to weasel his way into that man's grace, but he was very much inspired by the event. He would still go on to become a serial killer, seeing it as the only way to fix what was wrong with the fucked up world he lived in. Plus, it was really really fun.

When he died and went on his Overlord murdering spree, he drew the attention of Lilith who immediately clocked there was something different about this sinner. Between what Lucifer had told her - at her discretion - about his child and human friend, the unnatural amount of power, and Alastor's name, she put two and two together almost instantly. She decides to keep a close eye on this particular sinner. With Lucifer more withdrawn than ever and keeping Charlie in isolation with him, it wasn't hard for her to keep his presence in Hell a secret. It was just a matter of figuring out what to do with this information.

Arrogant as he is, the day eventually comes when Alastor gets in over his head. Maybe he fared worse in the fight against Vox and Valentino than even they realized, maybe he got caught in the middle of an extermination. Whatever the case, Lilith swooped in and offered a deal; his life for his soul. And Alastor was in no position to say no.

With Alastor on her leash, Lilith decides on what to do with him. She's going to make her daughter's dream come true. Although Charlie hasn't been allowed to go out and interact with sinners regularly in decades, she still harbors hopes of saving them from exterminations. Something which Lilith is aligned in, though their methods are slightly different. And with her growing frustration towards Lucifer, wouldn't it be just beautiful if one of his very own detested sinners were to prove him wrong? Hence why she doesn't tell Lucifer that his son made his way to Hell after all. Of course, Alastor doesn't believe in redemption and wouldn't go along with this willingly, so Lilith gives him some motivation. If he can get one - just a single soul - into Heaven, she will return his soul to him. All he needs to do is prove it's possible.

As far as Alastor's concerned, she just gave him an impossible task as a means of taunting him. In his mind, she's basically told him, "You're mine forever." But, this is the only path available to him right now, so he sets to it.

The first Charlie ever learns of Alastor's existence is the broadcasts of his victims' screams. So she instantly recognizes the voice on the radio advertising a project aimed at doing no less than exactly what she's always dreamed of! Is it possible? Did one of the most bloodthirsty, ruthless, and dangerous Overlords decide to walk the path of redemption himself?

...Maybe. Charlie isn't naive enough not to suspect some ulterior motives from the Radio Demon. But she hopes. And it's that hope that fuels her to once again approach Lucifer and beg him to let her go out and help their people. Lucifer refuses to listen. He shuts her down, not willing to entertain the notion of a sinner fighting for redemption for even a moment. There's no point in having faith in them. Charlie leaves dejected.

Later that night, as she's once again rereading the story of how her parents met, the Radio Demon's voice rattling in her head, she decides she's had enough. Why did she ever bother with asking? Her parents are the original rebels! She grabs her cell phone, a few wads of cash, and - when they notice her leaving and don't try to stop her - Razzle and Dazzle, and disappears into the night.

Needless to say, Alastor is very, very confused when this mysterious Hellborn shows up on his doorstep, not wanting to seek redemption or protection from the exterminations, but declaring her intent to help. He's instantly suspicious, and it hits Charlie that Alastor won't believe any genuine offers of help. So she does the first thing she can think of; she acts shady. Her acting is a little awkward and stilted, but Alastor more readily believes that she's there to watch him make a fool of himself. Besides, as powerful as he is, the funding she offers will go a long way towards fixing up the facility. So the hotel gains a mysterious new facility manager with a hidden agenda in the form of the Princess of Hell. Not that she's telling anyone who she really is.

Eventually Charlie's sure that Lucifer will come looking for her, so she has to work fast to make this thing work before he figures out where she is.

She just doesn't know the clusterfuck that's awaiting her when that day finally comes.

[ad-hawkeye]

addy who is your favorite cxm guy

head in my hands......... i'm afraid i'm easily predictable...........

shiraishi... my babygirl....................................

i don't talk about him too often but shiraishi is literally up there in being my Exact genre of fictional guy i absolutely adore him HAHA

[yuriyuruandyuraart]

omg how does your shattered's design look !!?? have you posted her before??? ^_^

i did! kinda sorta hhh the design is not that complicated but it never stays consistent so I never made a ref (I also never found the time or energy xd) but I have a doodle of what she should look like!

the brown in her color palette is leather so it's all shiny and darker once you shade it >:Dc

[eluriart]

El, in your Crossmare comic, Cross betrayed Nightmare in the end, and one of his eye is purple. Plus in your Kross comic Cross can't remember his relationship with Killer, and he has the same purple eye ヽ(ﾟ◇ﾟ )ﾉ

So what if he actually don't betrayed Nightmare and Killer, but just don't remember? And Dream use him against Nightmare and Killer because he know their relationship (•̀o•́)ง

And what if Nightmare and Killer believe he's a traitor until they discover the truth ? And decided to save him and stay with him no matter what ｡^‿^｡

That’s a very interesting theory ! 👀

In the Crossmare story, Cross is under X!Gaster’s control. Cross was a double spy working for Nightmare AND Dream, unable to choose a side, until X!Gaster steps in, and Dream, thinking that Cross finally choose his side (the right side), is unaware of it. Cross doesn’t want to fight against Nightmare and Killer but will be forced to (which is why a tear is seen). Was he already overwritten or not ? That’s up to you ! I like both idea~!

The Flirting Contest is also related because they’re going to Ccino’s café, the one closed in Kross Day ;)

If Nightmare and Killer find out that Cross is being controlled, they will fight to get him back! They’ll first have to convince Dream and make him see the truth (not an easy task). Then they would fight against X!Gaster.

Kross Day would show the results of a neutral ending where Cross lost his memory during that fight, a part of X!Gaster’s powers stuck in his soul since he was one of his creations, with Killer remaining by his side. Nightmare and Dream aren’t there because they don’t think they deserve to be, leaving Cross to Killer’s care… (even if Nightmare is still looking out for them, making sure they are safe, taking care of them in his own twisted way) (Dream also comes to visit but it is painful for him and he never stays too long).

Obviously, there would be a BETTER ending possible. One where Cross doesn’t forget about them. One where they would all be reunited.

Also, yes, there would be a WORSE ending where Cross is forced to overwrite the others and to live with it. A very lonely ending for Cross…

[kaeyx]

there's certain leashes that have extra choking when you tighten it behind and i was coincidentally thinking of dazai w one of em not long ago

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Yes! My favourite kind, but don't tell anyone. There's choking collars that only tighten to a certain extent (usually equipped with prongs that dig into the neck) and others that keep tightening as long as you pull

These!

[movedtodykedvonte]

Have you got any specific hcs about queen and spamton?

I have a few as someone who is obsessed with the story of the cyber world before we get there in-game.

Most mansion guests are invited by Queen after their success is seen or she becomes interested in them. Spamton was unique in that he actually pitched himself and bigshot autos to her

She was of course intrigued by this overzealous barely 5-foot ad she never ever heard of and was like "LMAO Let's See What You Got."

Queen quickly grew fond of how bumbling but determined Spamton was, kinda like a Cosmo and Wanda-esque relationship (both dummies but in different departments)

Spamton wanted to prove he could sell to anyone even the Queen herself and was shocked she actually let him in. Thought she was gonna be more strict only to see her put on wheelies and fall face first into a plate of spaghetti code.

Immediately knew there was no way to fuck this up and kinda got a crush.

Spamton and Queen weren't a thing in the traditional sense, more so buddies that were odd and didn't question each other's oddness so they got along really well

Like if Spamton asked if a shopping cart could make it across the battery acid pool with them in it Queen wouldn't think twice before ordering a cart and having the Swatchlings set a ramp

Of course, there was a rumor on what they did on private meeting nights or if the gifts they exchanged were because of profits and honor the Queen or y'know...

Drinking buddies, Spamton has a surprising tolerance for his short stature and the Queen loves any excuse to pour a big glass of battery acid.

Spamton let her vent to him. It was rare someone backed up her feelings of not liking her position and Spam of course could understand and console her

Liked to take her on rides in his Cungadero and Queen liked how average it felt like she related to her citizens more. It was a normal night on the town with someone who knew it and truly lived as a cyber citizen. She liked getting stuck in traffic with him or him almost hitting another car. She felt vulnerable and not completely implacable but not unsecured. He liked that he was finally meeting someone's expectations.

I feel like the Queen was aware of him being off as an ad but she enjoys that part of him. Like it makes her feel like she's succeeding as a Queen when even the off-citizens can prosper

Was not aware of the phone and just thought Spamton had a finicky client thought she should've asked more questions when his downfall came

Honestly, he was more like her blorbo than anything else

Like dude could get away with a lot but he never pushed his luck

She was his girl boss slay queen u_u,

If she asked he would make a car model that's whole purpose was just to blow up despite that being awful for profits

When she had to kick him out, she offered a temporary apartment or condition to let him stay if he wanted to be something more mundane. For reasons, he wouldn't explain he declined

She lets Swatch sell the bowties cause she can't seem to justify completely erasing him from the mansion.

She also kept a pipis but you'll be hard-pressed to find where.

Spam doesn't rip the poster by his dumpster completely off cause he considers it the only official picture they had taken together

To be honest I ship and don't ship them. Like they weren't in love but they were two objectively weird people who think alike but have completely different backstories on to why. They could be open and be themselves around each other even if there were things they couldn't share with each other. It was more like those two weirdly intimate friends who everyone thought were a thing only for you to ask and they both fake vomit about it. They still joke about the idea.

[rosicheeks]

One day, I'll have to take you over the pond so you can sit on your throne* like the Princess you are

*throne is just a basic chair in the basement with some chains to keep you there 😊

-🦊

Imagine how cute I’d look all chained up for you 🥺🫣

[takami-takami]

i am so so so so late to this !1 but i still wanna add on !! i think keigo would be into breeding, overstim, primal, dumbification, n marking.. i might be biased cuz i like all of those & im also madly in love w him but he just gives me the vibes that he wants everyone to know that youre his. i also think he love s collaring. oh and being bitten. he likes being bitten. - 🐾

EXCELLENT CHOICES DEAR 🐾 ANON.

I am also a huge fan of those things (except breeding which i like but am not Super into; breeding is def something Keigo is into that i indulge in when i write simply because there's no way on earth that man isnt into it. It'd be a disservice to write him without a breeding kink.)

Keigo and collars...... SIGHS. Swoons. Falls to the floor dramatically with little hearts around my head.

[steaksex]

I can already tell you'd be such an eager fuckpup, humping and rutting whatever hole you're allowed in like that's the only thing your little brain can do💖

also, I'd love to see you in a collar!!!

Ohh i would be if you gave me a chance, promise! Id fuck anything you let me, just wanna make you happy and be good for you. Brains only good for filling people up and fucking into any hole you let me!!! I made myself a collar and leash, ill post a picture of my collar soon i promise

[dreamcrow]

this is SO unprompted but i'm having thoughts 🤷. so skrael and bellroc obviously care for tiamat, so they'd probably not want to lose her when all of rott happens... i'm bringing this up because all i can imagine rn is skrael piloting his titan with a baby carrying harness strapped to his chest, and a squirming mephit making it very hard to steer😭

(also forgive me if this isn't grammatical i am. tired.)

oh! you are a braver daydreamer than i, anon, my poor heart can't take inflicting rott on my poor unsuspecting beast 😂 i shoo you gently to bed, wherever you are, maybe with a nice warm drink. but ah, now i am thinking of tiamat in a little baby bjorn... she'd be so unhappy, oh my god. and her sharp little horns—four of them!! poor skrael would look like a pincushion. serves him right for going along with that dumbass titan plan

maybe she'd escape to camelot somehow? she can 'talk,' a little. argue on behalf her family, to an audience who doesn't even realize they have feelings.

i wish i could give you more of a snippet of the nari thing i was writing earlier (which is in fact the first time nari meets the fortress' resident library cat) but alas, it is set post-wizards, and so not very polished. :|a (and where did she go during the castle driveby?!) however...perhaps a peek on the other side of the fence would suffice, instead?

(bothering lalatti, at their desk; never having known a world where they do not have to fix their eyes now and again, impatient and needy in the way of all loved children.)

[chronicparagon]

From Harmony's Draw Box

"Aah! I will be what?" That message along with the drawing of the collar made her heart sink. She isn't sure who made this, but something tells her that she needs watch her back.

[sweetsweetbumblebee]

Let's get explicit, how'd you like to be bred by a nice, tall lady? Because there's more than one reason I use a dragon as my emoji, if you catch my drift ~ 🐉

ajdhskdj i would like that. quite a bit.

[waterberry-strawmelon]

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[dungeonbf]

rainbow emoji + sociopathy i need to know immediately

oh god oh god sociopathy is sooo he/it coded… okay i think he’s cis but uses neos for its own enjoyment. he is a little gayboy, he is homosexual. he’s also very loud about it (which is based, i love him for it) and due to his canonical violent impulses, he has definitely decked the fuck out of many transphobes.