#queen is a great character to look at bs spam with

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Have you got any specific hcs about queen and spamton?

I have a few as someone who is obsessed with the story of the cyber world before we get there in-game.

Most mansion guests are invited by Queen after their success is seen or she becomes interested in them. Spamton was unique in that he actually pitched himself and bigshot autos to her

She was of course intrigued by this overzealous barely 5-foot ad she never ever heard of and was like "LMAO Let's See What You Got."

Queen quickly grew fond of how bumbling but determined Spamton was, kinda like a Cosmo and Wanda-esque relationship (both dummies but in different departments)

Spamton wanted to prove he could sell to anyone even the Queen herself and was shocked she actually let him in. Thought she was gonna be more strict only to see her put on wheelies and fall face first into a plate of spaghetti code.

Immediately knew there was no way to fuck this up and kinda got a crush.

Spamton and Queen weren't a thing in the traditional sense, more so buddies that were odd and didn't question each other's oddness so they got along really well

Like if Spamton asked if a shopping cart could make it across the battery acid pool with them in it Queen wouldn't think twice before ordering a cart and having the Swatchlings set a ramp

Of course, there was a rumor on what they did on private meeting nights or if the gifts they exchanged were because of profits and honor the Queen or y'know...

Drinking buddies, Spamton has a surprising tolerance for his short stature and the Queen loves any excuse to pour a big glass of battery acid.

Spamton let her vent to him. It was rare someone backed up her feelings of not liking her position and Spam of course could understand and console her

Liked to take her on rides in his Cungadero and Queen liked how average it felt like she related to her citizens more. It was a normal night on the town with someone who knew it and truly lived as a cyber citizen. She liked getting stuck in traffic with him or him almost hitting another car. She felt vulnerable and not completely implacable but not unsecured. He liked that he was finally meeting someone's expectations.

I feel like the Queen was aware of him being off as an ad but she enjoys that part of him. Like it makes her feel like she's succeeding as a Queen when even the off-citizens can prosper

Was not aware of the phone and just thought Spamton had a finicky client thought she should've asked more questions when his downfall came

Honestly, he was more like her blorbo than anything else

Like dude could get away with a lot but he never pushed his luck

She was his girl boss slay queen u_u,

If she asked he would make a car model that's whole purpose was just to blow up despite that being awful for profits

When she had to kick him out, she offered a temporary apartment or condition to let him stay if he wanted to be something more mundane. For reasons, he wouldn't explain he declined

She lets Swatch sell the bowties cause she can't seem to justify completely erasing him from the mansion.

She also kept a pipis but you'll be hard-pressed to find where.

Spam doesn't rip the poster by his dumpster completely off cause he considers it the only official picture they had taken together

To be honest I ship and don't ship them. Like they weren't in love but they were two objectively weird people who think alike but have completely different backstories on to why. They could be open and be themselves around each other even if there were things they couldn't share with each other. It was more like those two weirdly intimate friends who everyone thought were a thing only for you to ask and they both fake vomit about it. They still joke about the idea.

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hi love! I'm feeling devious so for the choose violence asks, 24 and 25

HIII BABY 💞💞 i sincerely hope you don’t mind me answering everything via your ask 🥹 i just didn’t want to spam the tl with my non-stop posting!

1.the character everyone gets wrong

JOKASTE!!! 😩 sooo many times in fan creations she’s a mustache twirling villain and look i get it! she needs to go in order to lamen to be together but i don’t know why each time she needs to cheat on damen…. people can break up for other reasons yk…..

i feel like people don’t really get how much jokaste holds damen in such a high regard. the first time she talked to laurent she was full of praises for damen and yes although the majority of the reason was to taunt laurent, it was too heartfelt to be faked entirely. i find her a quite tragic character honestly. in another world she would be proud and happy to be to be damen’s queen 🙁 i wish more ppl cared about her OR stop portraying her as this cold unfeeling girlboss who was sooo sick of damen’s bs that she punished him by gleefully fucking kastor….. i really really don’t think that’s who she is. she loved damen in her own way. she was also a sentimental woman. (her last letter to damen will never make me not emotional….)

3.screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr

SCREENSHOT OMG hats off to any brave soul who actually posts it….. also the collection on bad takes is so rich idk what to choose… ok i got one: so i genuinely don’t remember the details but a few years ago there was a post circulating about how laurent was actually Good All Along (yes even in book one where he drugged damen and then threw him into a rape ring and also had him whipped after intentionally setting him up 🙂 ) and it had so many likes…. i’ll never ever understand the need to whitewash book 1 laurent’s actions. like why do you even stan a controversial character if you don’t like his controversial aspects…. i really believe this is quite the disservice to such a multidimsensional character like laurent. :/

7.what character did you begin to hate not because of canon but because how the fandom acts about them?

hmm i wouldn’t say hate but some posts i read about auguste made me sorta dislike him  😬 idk when and where i read it but there was one post in particular that said they wish auguste would come back to life and beat the shit out of damen and i was like WOAHHH??? you want the mc (who you spent three books with) to be beaten brutally by some canon fodder?? for what crime???  i was honestly weirded out.

there’s also the fact that i genuinely HATE l*uguste (despite not being an anti shipper in general or anything! this ship just rubs me the worst way bc laurent experienced so much trauma from the way ppl made up incest rumors about him and auguste) so any interpretation (even if they aren’t written as a romantic pair intentionally) where auguste and laurent have this unhealthy codependent bond with auguste acting like a ferocious caveman to any potential romantic suitor of laurent and laurent being all meek and allowing this treatment is a big no for me. ✋ so yes even tho i don’t hate auggie boy i can’t say i care a great deal about him. sorry baby i’m sure you are just dandy.

8. common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about

that damen is an unreliable narrator 😩i talked about it in my previous post!

12.the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them

EGERIA THE MF QUEEN OF AKIELOS 🗣️🗣️ i actually like every member of the akielos trio (theomedes-hypermenestra-egeria) sm because their situation reminds me of turkish harem dramas. 🤭 the lack of canon information about them allows me to make various hcs and backstories and idk i just think it’s fun!

13.worst blorboficiation

JFC i’m SOOOO old i’m ANCIENT bc i have no idea what this means….. i’d be happy to answer it if you give me some clarification (hiding my face in shame)

16. you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)

oh luckily i already answered it here!

17.there should be more of this type of fic/art

I’m always a huge advocate for bottomianos even though i myself shamefully haven’t made a contribution 💔 as for art i’m beyond grateful for our wonderful artists and i humbly would like to see more of the old gang! (theo, egeria, aleron, hennike etc.)

21.part of canon you think is overhyped

hmm i unfortunately can’t think of an answer for this one, i’m sorry!

24.topic that brings up the most rancid discourse

OH DEAR… so one of the first times i actively participated in the fandom i made a post about how frustrating it was to see theomedes portrayed as an absent father despite the glaring lack of canon evidence while aleron got off the hook much easier despite laurent actually confirming he was an absentee and said i think it was about the way people perceive them (theomedes=brown and toxic, aleron=white and tastefully distant) anyways, some user whom i never talked to before (and they’re still blocked to this day despite the fact i pretty much never block anyone here) said i was “making it up” and right after i blocked them after they continued talking to me in a very rude manner some asks ✨mysteriously✨ appeared in my inbox and the person who sent them called me an “illiterature white bitch” who made up nonexistent drama…….. so yes i guess the colorism issue really ruffles some people’s feathers :) i wonder why :) 

25. common fandom complaint that you're sick of hearing

“why didn’t damen figure out the regent’s abuse of laurent sooner is he stupid” setting aside the 574619 different pacat interviews where she talks about how damen needed to be oblivious bc otherwise laurent would never open up to him, why is it so wild to think damen wouldn’t assume the regent would do something like that to his own nephew? as if the entire canon events didn’t happen bc damen believed families would never hurt each other…. just wow

[loopingpyre]

So much happened in this session. Started by spamming WIRE messages to the club. Didn't realize there were so many bits of characterization there. Ayana straight up admits to being into girls lol. Aquarium layout was much nicer than the Sun Temple's. Also had a lot of pretty rooms! The fish... Another banger for the OST though not quite as hard hitting as Onboro. Reina Ueda's range is crazy. Kotono getting into a petty name calling contest with Mirei and then doubling down later was what I am here for. I love it when characters choose to suck! Her punching out the guy after saving him was great too. Mirei throwing a tantrum and everything being played a bit less seriously was a nice cooldown after the previous arc. Looks like any big reveals for Kotono are going to have to wait a bit more though. Her character story looks like its moving to the main conflict. Speaking of character eps, there were a lot, especially for Ayana and Eiji. I didn't expect Ayana to be one of the older members. No concrete age but based on her idol career + the years she stayed shut in I'm guessing late twenties to thirties. I wonder if there's anything deeper to the diving into the person's heart or if it's just for emphasis. Still, the idol backstory makes a lot of sense. I wouldn't be surprised if she hated men even without the tragedy of what happened to her friend. I'm curious to see how it will resolve. In one of the eps Aria mentions how it's possible that someone can't just heal and move on and I appreciated the game having a line for it because it shouldn't be like a Fire Emblem support where someone just fixes a problem in three conversations. Ayana sending everyone a letter was great too! I love when more of the cast gets involved beyond the mc and Aria. Also everyone supporting the potential yuri was nice. Now, it tying into Eiji's story was the real woah moment. Not that Eiji needed more suspicion thrown his way, but that kinda confirmed his kidnapping story was bs. And then he casually goes and tries to kill the guy lol. I buy that he's a lawyer (evil) but not so much the guilt being too much for him. Lots of theories as to why he's so mad so we'll see which one is his actual trauma. The other character eps weren't as dramatic. Izuru's eps were about what I expected but its early. Naruko's went in a different direction than I expected but I'm here for it as someone who has struggled with mustering up creativity. Speaking of relatable, Suzuna trying to have lunch with people was cute, though I don't think her trauma was simply isolating herself. Shogo's teased his issue with Thorn again which I don't expect to get any light on anytime soon and Kotaro's has been surprisingly slow moving too. Aria straight up hiding things from Mifue in her ep was a twist though. Aria finally being compelling... I never thought I'd see the day. Mifue being a volleyball player and her weird relationship with food makes me think she's starved herself? Or developed an eating disorder. In battle her outfit has the mask over her mouth too. Brings up some possibly disturbing implications with Kotono (her outfit only changes below the bottom half) and Eiji summoning fire. Now I feel like I should definitely be paying more attention to the designs! Looking forward to the musician hangout portion! Oh and wanted to thank mads for adding commentary to these posts too. Appreciate having a place to ramble on. Apologies for the length!

This sparks joy, yay yay!!

The wire stuff is always super fun and adds all sorts of details you might miss! You can also check WIRE and ask for a recap of where you are with the plot and youll get all sorts of little bits from the rest of the gang about it! It's such a cute mechanic!

Sadistic Queen is a very fun one! I love how the boss theme's piano is so discordinant, it reflects so well on the petulant temper tantrum of a musician.

I think the diving to the heart is just for emphasis, and a reflection on how you are moving towards something deeply personal. You had to work to get that far, sort of thing.

Ayana and Eiji are extremely good additions, I like them adding more adults to the team. I wonder which of the gang you think are underage? The original promotional material for OG Caligula via it's key art pushed Kotono as a Main Heroine, which is the most comedic choice.

Shogo is my favourite of the main gang, for what it's worth.

The Catharsis Effects are always really interesting, from both a visual design standpoint as well as the flower choices. In fact, when they did the anime adaptation and made the Male Protag into a full character, they changed his flowers to fit.

I cant think of much more to comment on right now but make no apologies for the length! Im very happy to hear this!

[hos17armageddon]

PoV Results

 Hello everyone and welcome to the results of the competition, thanks to  our judges Duncan of HOS14, Dom of HOS13 and Brett of HOS16, we now have the results of the competition, but before we get to those, lets see what you think of each other...

Adrian

adrian: you suck a lot

Adrian: your taste in music is as good as your video editing skills; that is to say utter shit

Adrian - girl you faker than press on nails. you faker than Lauren’s campaign promises. you spew more BS than a damn bull. i hope you’ve enjoyed your time in the house and the years of full-headed hair you’ve had, because Ryan’s HoH is gonna snatch you and your scalp right out of this game

Adrian, everyone else really doesn’t like you because you’re a snake, but I think you’re great! I love reptiles <3

Adrien: Your fight with Ryan today was really exciting! Your personality could use a little of that excitement.

Agustin

Agustin: You make tons and tons of dad jokes, unfortunately the biggest joke is your gameplay.

Agustin - idk why you keep calling yourself dad, it’s not like any woman out there would let your dusty ass near them, let alone drop your crusty seed in their snatch anyway

agustin, you seemed really excited for me to drag you! But it’s hard to drag someone who’s already down on the ground. 

Agustin: if there was a store for jokes, yours would be in the 99 cent bin.

augustin: you suck

Alex

Alex - Freakazoid says hi! he wants his hair back.

alex: you suck

alex, I know you walked from your first chance. Thankfully, we’ll soon have the experience of voting you out of your second one!

Alex: You know you could search through your pics and choose a good selfie for the Wiki right?

Alex: if brain cells were gas you wouldn't have enough to power a fleas car around an Oreo.

Ashley Sarah

Ashley Sarah - there’s been talk about you being a catfish huh? idk what they’re talking about…. you smell more like a goat to me than fish

Ashley Sarah: Ashley Sarah! if you were a starbucks drink you would be a Vanilla Bean Frapp, because you are so basic.

ashley sarah, I wish I could be as likable as you! Maybe I’d be able to float without being nommed a little easier.

ashley sarah: you suck

Ashley Sarah: Girl is so basic she makes Starbucks look acidic

Elsa

Elsa: in Frozen, Elsa seemingly stopped time by freezing everything. in HoS, Elsa can seemingly stop time just by talking

Elsa: You were named after the wrong Disney character, your name should be Dopey.

elsa, everyone always must bring up frozen when talking about you! The difference was, the Disney one was a queen.

Elsa - girl… wtf is a yuujin??? this ain’t the WB boo. we got enough snakes & rats up in here, we dont need any virtual monsters get to steppin.

James

james: you suck

james, you were SO fast at doing tasks in that challenge! Will you kindly be as fast getting out of the house?

James: Your HoH week was prett chaotic, almost as chaotic as that hairstyle.

James - you couldn’t see how much of a waste your HoH was getting out CharA; i think you may need a stronger prescription for your glasses… i think you’ve got a good shot at winning the game. which is good because you can finally use the prize to get that butt removed from your chin

James: the gifs you occasionally post are more social than you are; at least they say words

Jenna

jenna, sweetie I love you, but you put the “mental” in “reading is fundamental.”

jenna: you suck

Jenna: The other day when you were asking what bra to wear, the only thing I could think of was, "wait, she needs to wear a bra for those?"

Jenna - Jenna? more like a Henna tattoo bc bitch i can’t wait to wash my hands clean of you omg. girl you are the raunchiest bitch in this building and i just heard a producer talking about how Azealia Banks is at a casting call next door….

Jenna: if Jenna were to run a business it would be called DickSuck 4 PotLuck

Keegan

Keegan  - Keegan? more like when the fuck are you gonna BEGIN playing? idk whats more transparent, our conversations with each other or your pasty ass skin

Keegan: I know you like your job at the doggy daycare, but maybe you should work around animals that are more like you... RATS!

keegan, I’m sorry you landed on the block! But at least you still have your job?

keegan: you suck

Keegan: if you're sense of humour was a type of food it would spam: tasteless and unlovable

Lauren

lauren: you suck

Lauren - Girl your campaigning was more unoriginal than any speech Melania Trump has ever given. Your curly ass hair is more straight-forward than you have ever been with me.

Lauren: I tried thinking of something funny for you, but nothing really stands out about you... Boring!

lauren, you sure opened your envelope quick! Were you hoping another win would be handed to you in there?

Lauren: Lauren is like a toilet; only around when shits going down

Logan

logan: you suck

Logan - i expected you to pop awf a bit more when you were nominated… but i guess we can’t all be as fierce as Wolverine xx

logan, you’re really cute and your lipstick is nice, how do you keep it looking so good with how much time you spend on your knees?

Logan: As an Ice cream vendor you should know that you are like the Rum and Raisin favour, NOBODY LIKES IT.

Logan: Logan is the kind of person to swallow some seed to get some weed

Ryan

Ryan - i just got off the phone with the doctor… i’m sorry to be the one to tell you but… you’ve got HoHitis and it’s terminal :/ your ego is so big it must be where you keep all your receipts

ryan, you nommed a really likable person and someone who’s likable but doesn’t speak. Do you mind telling us which is which, or are you unsure as well?

ryan: you suck

Ryan: You are so dumb that you think a drug test is a sampling of different strains of weed

Ryan: you've exposed more privates than a serial flasher.

Steven

steven: you suck

Steven: like your Skype name, you are also missing three things: a personality, a sense of humour, and a vocabulary.

steven, it was really nice to meet you! Too bad our PMs literally died after that interaction.

Steven: I know you are in college, but I didn't know they had degrees in Irrelevancy

Steven - Ste? more like STI with your stank ass. idk what’s more under the radar… you or your chances of making it to jury

Tate

tate: you suck

Tate - Doug Funnie is on the phone, he wants his face back. also how is your toothpick-lookin-ass a carpenter? i thought you needed muscles for that

Tate: maybe you're always confused because the blood in your brain went to your beard, that shit is red

tate, the straight… must I continue?

Zach

Zach - your hair looks like the back end of a geriatric skunk trying to wiggle its way out of a sewer grate…. on a good day. also that dog filter can’t hide your crippling depression :/

Zach: That eyebrow piercing looks like it hurt a lot! But it's nowhere near as painful as having to talk to you!

zach, supposedly you’re really good at games. I’m waiting. tate, the straight… must I continue?

Zach: zach zach you certainly lack, you're never around, come back, before you get the whack

zach: you suck

And with that the Library is Closed OFFICIALLY

as for the results and the winner

With a total of 32 points...

Logan Congratulations you have won the Power of Veto, you have until 9 PM EST on June 19th to choose whether you will use the veto or not.  Ryan as HOH your replacement nominee will be due at the same time.