#anons in the askbox

[bottomcyclonus]

My sister is a total cunt and around when we were kids, 12 (her) and 15 (me), she became a really big fan of that Jesus guy, but in a ‘if you wear lipstick that’s TOO red you’re clearly a whore who is doing naughty things with the devil’ and ‘all “dark” animals like black cats, snakes, rats, spiders, and bats were sent by the devil himself”. W e had an older home, and the way it was set up is that one of our vents had a chute that went over the porch, and you could look down it and see basically right over the porch itself. This is relevant because I, at the time, really wanted a cat and our parents were considering it. However, cheese cunt (my nickname for her which she hated <3) saw me looking at an adoption page for a black cat. She absolutely lost it and said that I was trying to bring the devil into our home and that I was going to hell and that that cat was evil and going to claw out my eyes in my sleep. We got in a BIG fight over that. By the time we moved out there were still puncture marks in the wall from where she went at me with a fork. Back to the porch and vent. Kind of. I _needed_ to get this bitch, so I recruited two of my good friends who I knew would be ready to commit a fuckery. One of them had a pet snake (which I think she found in her yard and abducted adopted) and she fed him frozen mice and whatnot. Obviously we weren’t going to involve her snake, but the frozen mice? Those were fair game. Her job was to bring the mice and help behind the scenes. My other friend, he’s a big guy, intimidating if you don’t know him, *his* job was to be the devil. We’d found a dead bat in my attic (again old house) and made it look alive with popsicle sticks, then tied it to a string wound through the vent. We planned the fuckery for when our parents were staying at a hotel for their anniversary, so we were home alone all weekend. We had a pizza box as bait outside, with the frozen mice inside arranged in a pentagram. My guy friend was dressed up in a stereotypical grim reaper outfit, big black cloak, white ghoulish face, lantern, the works. We waited around until night, then he rang the door bell and hid, with the pizza box left on the porch, just far out enough that you would have to step outside. Me and my friend were in the bathroom when then happened so that my sister would have to go look. In reality, she was waiting above, ready with the bat, and I was hiding behind the garage door, which was right next to our front door. The moment I hear my sister let go of the door I gently closed it and locked it on her. I heard her scream and the sound of her dropping the pizza box, which was my friends cue to drop the bat on her and dance it around. At this point she’s freaking out and trying to get back inside, screaming and shrieking. I turn off the porch light, and from the shadows across the street, emerges my friend, face dimly lit by the lantern in his hand. I had to muffle my laughter with my fist in my mouth cause my sister is yelling like she’s going to die, which yeah, I can see her thinking that. All my friend had to do was walk across the street and point at her to get her to start crying, and she bolted into our backyard, where she tried to get in through the back door that was unfortunately for her, locked, courtesy of me. We made her stay out there for an hour or so, giving us time to put everything back to normal and sober ourselves up from laughing so hard. Then I let her back in and acted like I didn’t know anything. We got the cat and I named him Pizza.

THIS IS A TRANSFORMERS BLOG

[starspilli]

may i ask if you could draw cassie sandsmark? your art style is so gorgeous!!!!

yes of course!! ty 4 the request sorry it took me so long to get to

[willgrahamscock]

They watch Cock.

They’ve been watching her for quite some time now, admir- assessing her.

They hate her.

Hate the way she styles her hair. Hate her smile and her laugh. Hate that they want to hold her hand-

They hate her. Hate hate hate her!

They watch as she sits at a table to eat her lunch with her friends, comfortable with the sometimes chaotic group.

They wonder if she looks even prettier up close.

One day, they make their move. They’re going to let her know they hate her!

But before that, they want to be sure that her pronouns are really she/her.. They don’t want to be disrespectful- Well, they want to be disrespectful! Just… not in that way..

They leave a note at her usual table and leave.

The next day, when they see that Cock left some words scribbled on the post-it, they hold their breath.

They let it out when they realize that they got her pronouns right.

After that, they take a few hours to gather their courage, before leaving another note at the table and leaving.

Only when they’re at their house do they realize they.. didn’t express their hate in that second note.

Nervously, they go back at the table, secretly hoping Cock had hadn’t seen that note.

Their heart thundering, they peek at the note, their breath stuttering. Three small words, written in her pretty handwriting change… everything.

‘Take your time’

They don’t realize that as they leave, note tucked next to their heart, that Cock managed, without even seeing them, to put a smile on their face.

-🖋️

Did you just write an enemies to lovers fanfic about me and my polite anon hater? You’re all batshit on this website …. *blushing and kicking my feet*

[bluegiragi]

If Ghost is 6"10 (by your headcanon) how tall is König then?

my bad I mixed up my order 😅 I made this diagram for myself back when the brainrot was fresh…

[pianokantzart]

It's actually Peach who has a leash on Mario while he's busy having a leash on Luigi

Anon how does it feel to be the most correct person in the world?

[punkitt-is-here]

To the other anon: My boyfriend was actually the artist behind the celestia meme, I'm only on anon because he's actually deeply embarrassed by it and thinks his friends will judge him for having a teen brony phase

WHAT........DOES HE STILL HAVE THOSE SOMEWHERE.....I DONT THINK THATS CRINGE AT ALL I THINK THAT SHIT WAS GENUINELY PEAK COMEDY

[miwtual]

im so fucking tired of the disrespect gifmakers get on the gifmaker website

[sculkshrieking]

what if you drew.. etho

he says hiiiiiiii ^^!

[remxedmoon]

guess who found an extremely janky art program he can draw in!!! this guy!!! i decided to try drawing in someone’s strawpage and it’s really fun i love it. these’re all from the past 3 days!!! not in chronological order because if it were then my awfully jpeg compressed first attempt would be the first thing you see and i just can’t handle that. anyways!!! enjoy my fellas

[back2bluesidex]

Do you do reco? 😊 If yes, can you recommend me some arranged marriage fics with unrequited love (only reader is in love at first or only she is in love until the end like in Girl crush)... Or just anything that matches your angst level (can it be matched tho? 😏) .

This girl right here just want to do some more crying after reading Slide. 😶 🤧

Anon! I am so glad that you asked me about Angst! I mean that's my area of expertise. I can recommend you some of the top tier angst that will hurt you so good - oh lord! Also, I am flattered 🙈. "can it be matched tho?" 🙈 oh baby, it surely can.

here you go - these are some of my most favorite angsts of all time. I keep coming back to these stories whenever I wanna feel low (sorry none of these are really arrange marriage stories😭)

1. Heartburn by @jiminrings (PJM)

This is very angsty and I love the ending. it will heart you so so so good.

2. Fifth Wish by jiminrings again. (JJK)

Again very angsty, wanted to hit Jungkook at times but could not. lmao.

3. On the ropes by @raplinesmoon (KSJ)

This is not really unrequited love as you wanted but I will still urge you to read it once. I have read the story twice and have cried both of the times. This is also one of my most favorite Seokjin stories in existence.

4. Renegade by @yoongiphoria (PJM)

if you love Slide you will love this one too. just perfect perfect perfect.

5. Do I Wanna Know by yoongiphoria again (JHS)

You can search the entire world and still won't find a story as beautiful as this one. I AM OBSESSED!!!!!!!!! and will always be.

6. Hate U by @shuadotcom (JHS)

This is a sumtty angst with unrequited love trope. Hoseok is a dick.

7. Strictly Platonic by @jeonqkooks (JJK)

A very well-written unrequited love with happy ending.

and that's it. Hope you have a good angsty session with these phenomenal stories. 😘

[iroissleepdeprived]

patrochilles please :)

So sorry for the long wait, but here it is :)

[helcef]

If you’re taking requests can you draw Aether ghoul from ghost? ❤️

OFC here u go! The top lad!

[moonshynecybin]

marc making pecco put his hand on his absolutely busted upper right still in daily chronic agony arm instead of his thigh is so funnyyyyy…. he was like can you NOT put your hand on my dick on television. please. and pecco said fine. I GUESS.

[stil-lindigo]

How will calling in sick for a week help Palestine?

hi anon. the crux of the global strike is the fact that Palestine's genocide, at the hands of the UK and the US and Australia and a host of other countries, is funded by taxpayer money. disrupting the economy for an extended amount of time that isn't simply limited to one day pressures the people in charge to acknowledge civil unrest in their homecountries.

I understand that people still have bills to pay that won't magically go away for a global strike, but there are many of us who are in privileged enough positions where we can afford to cut out unnecessary spending and minimise hours worked. this would overall be a stronger movement if the world was significantly more unionised, but that unfortunately isn't the case and we'll have to make do with the resources we currently have.

[bluegiragi]

So... How much gayer will the monster AU get considering MWIII?

I have a feeling you'll do it out of spite, but was just curious.

i promise to give you a scene where soap gets shot and not only survives but also gets to have incredibly hot gay sex afterwards

[pianokantzart]

Watch as Sonic and Knuckles talk about their dead parental figures and Tails feels bad because he can't relate to having parental figures to begin with, but this just makes the older boys quickly hug him when they realize the implications of that statement

They all need a therapist